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November 03, 2008
Racism Disguised


This clown is obviously a Republican plant. Put that moron from McCains rally that demanded that McCain bring up Reverend Wright, Ghettoize him and put him in front of a camera. Notice how he says, "Democrat," party? What a joke@

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November 01, 2008
Man these people are getting desperate.

The selective memory brigade is at it again.


When word got around that the Barack Obama campaign had decided to make room on the official plane for some new journalists, from Ebony and Jet, by booting off the reporters from three newspapers who -- by an astonishing coincidence -- had recently endorsed McCain, a thought that had been bouncing around the back of my mind finally jelled: now we're finally seeing the true face of the Obama campaign -- and administration.

The message being sent: you're either with us or you're against us.

Ever since he first announced his candidacy, Obama has enjoyed tremendous support from the press. They've touted him, glorified him, praised him, and covered for him. They've also fought his battles for him, taking on such presumptuous upstarts like "Joe the Plumber" and Stanley Kurtz and anyone else who dares risk embarrassing Obama so he won't have to sully his saintly hands.

And in return, how has this slavish devotion worked out for them?

Ask any woman in a relationship with an abusive man.

Yeah, that sounds harsh. But I think it's not entirely inappropriate.

Barack Obama, both directly and through his surrogates, has been presumptuous, contemptuous, deceptive, demanding, and downright abusive to the press throughout their long relationship.

Now this was written by Jay Tea, someone whom I once considered to be a voice of reason in the conservative blogsphere.... I have since gone off my meds and see him for what he is...

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Jay buddy, when you got to foaming at the mouth this morning, trying to turn this incident into something foul, evil and even SEXIST, though I dont know how that one got in there.... Did you think about THIS? Or did you just figure that the DIGITAL DITTOHEADS, who follow Wizbang would not know about it, or care.... Eh, thats called hypocrisy.

You guys are grasping at straws.... And in the process, losing any last illusions of credibility that you may have had. I, and a lot of other people, on BOTH sides apparently, are laughing at you. How's that workin' for ya?

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October 30, 2008
NEWSFLASH!

Conservative Blogger reads mind of Al Quaeda!

And determines who they are supporting in Presidential Election! I wonder does she have any ideas on the Stock Market.

Man there are going to be some people in SERIOUS need of therapy after this election is over.

Posted by David A at 05:47 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 45 Words
Can you imagine...

The field day the Republicans would have if Biden, or even Hillary were talking like this?

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October 26, 2008
They are going Batshit.

Okay, I am laughing my ass off at the moment. Forgive the vulgarity, but our Right Wing friends are losing their minds. If you thought that moron from Fox calling Michelle and Baracks first pump a, "terrorist jab," was over the top, you are gonna love this. An entire interview, with a Catholic priest no less, on the alleged deification of Obama.


Now looking at the Video at the top, did you see anyone praying to Obama, I sure as hell didn't.

They have lost it. They are simply beside themselves that Obama could win this thing. I mean this is plain and simple DESPERATION. Its really kind of scary that people who ride behind a banner that says COUNTRY FIRST, would so shamelessly try and destroy it. There is NOTHING that these people will not do to win. Obama is a socialist, no a terrorist, no a muslin, no a foriegn Muslim, Terrorist, Socialist, XXX fill in the blanks. Anyone stupid or partisan enough to vote for these people and their tactics, deserves the economic desolation to come.

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October 25, 2008
The No Shame Crowd...

I am still waiting for an apology for this:



"Drudge has the headline in red. These Obama cultists are dangerous and out of control. What the hell will these people do if the messiah loses on November 4th? "

But then that comes from the same person who could not hear KILL HIM, in the McCain crowds. Good news is that this is almost over, and the Wingnuts are going to find themselves seriously on the outside. I cant wait.


The stupidity, the hypocrisy.... All of it.... It is hilarious,,, Read on baby, read on.

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October 22, 2008
Need proof

Of how incredibly hypocritical and STOOOPID Wingnuts are:

It was elitist and shameful that John Edwards got Expensive Haircuts...

"I guess when Edwards talks of two Americas he really knows what he is talking about. How many people in the real America pay $1,250 for a haircut?"

But you wont see this:


"The Sleuth has learned that Palin's high-paid traveling make-up artist is Amy Strozzi, who was nominated for an Emmy Award for her work as head of makeup on "So You Think You Can Dance." Strozzi was paid $13,200 by the McCain-Palin campaign last month alone, according to the campaign's latest financial disclosure report filed this week."

on any of the conservative Blogs, and you certainly wont see it on Wizbang, a blog that artfully ignores reality at every turn. NO... Poor little Sarah, oh how the LIBRUL Media picks on her...

Wonder how much Joe the Plumber pays to have that dome shaved and shined?

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October 04, 2008
Todays stupidest Mugu!

Who is MORE ignorant? The moron who sent this emai

l:

Dear Customer,

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $250,000.00 United States Dollars Won at the Shell Promo April. 2008 but we did not hear from you for claims. Then we went and deposited the Cheque with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, West Africa.

What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, We have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is Legitimate and not meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country or Drugs.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($250.00 US) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.

Our company would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this information below and reconfirm your Delivery address;

Contact Person: Mr. Allen Davidson
Email Address: fedex.customercare.unit@live.com
Office Telephone: +234-52878780

Your Full Name:
Delivery Address:
Telephone:

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address() and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $250.00 US Dollars for their immediate Dispatch/shipment. You should also let me know through email as soon as you
receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Terry Charles.
Office Tel: +44 70359 22382
Shell Oil and Petroleum United Kingdom.
Public Relations Officer. (P.R.O)

Or the idiot who is stupid enough to fall for it, or who is too stupid to realize that Fedex does not use hotmail!

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August 31, 2008
Lottery And Mugu Scams....

I have been asked if I would periodically post Lotto and Mugu scam emails. So here is one I received today.

LOTERIA NACIONAL

Madrid-Spain

https://www.lotojuegos.com

Ref No: LN/88-5/XXX08.

Batch No: 009/12345SP.

!!!CONGRATULATION YOU ARE A WINNER!!!.

The Board of Directors, members of staff and the International Promotion
Department of the LOTERIA NACIONAL Satellite lottery, Spain, wishes to
congratulate you on your success as the STAR PRIZE WINNER in this year NACIONAL
LOTTO Satellite lottery Spain International Promotion (SLP) .The late notice
was due to mix up email addresses, no tickets were sold, and you were randomly
selected as a winner.

This comes with a prize of One Million, Five Hundred Thousand Euro (Ђ1,500,000)
Euros in the LOTERIA-NACIONAL Satellite Software email lottery in which e-mail
addresses are picked randomly by Software powered by the Internet through the
worldwide website.

Your email address was amongst those chosen this year for the LOTERIA-NACIONAL
Satellite lottery. And this promotion is proudly sponsored by the EUROMILLONES LOTTO
SPAIN organization. The selection process was carried out through random selection
in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a
million email addresses from the World Wide Web. Each email address was attached to
a ticket number and your email address with ticket number: KY/098/HG/7BN was
randomly selected as the star prize winner amongst other consolation prize winners.

Your email address, attached to Ref number: LN/88-5/XXX08 with Serial number:
009/12345SP drew the lucky Numbers 25, and consequently won the lottery in the "A"
Category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of Ђ 1,500,000
Euros.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European Booklet
representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In View of this,
your Ђ 1,500,000 Euros will be released to you by our accredited remittance bank
located in Europe.

To file for your claim, kindly fill the verification form below and send it to the
Claims Manager, Mr. Thomas Gasol of the claims department through email, stating
your receipt of this notification. He has been mandated to offer you assistance and
facilitate the urgent delivery of your prizes.

Claims Manager,

M. Thomas Gasol

Tel: + 34-667-302-512

Email: loteriaclaim@aim.com

VERIFICATION FORM:

1.) FULL NAME:

2.) AGE:

3.) SEX:

4.) ADDRESS:

5.) OCCUPATION:

6.) Ref. Number:

7.) COUNTRY:

8.) PHONE:

9.) FAX NUMBER:

10) Monthly Income:

Thanks for been part of this promotional award programme.We wish you the best of
lucky as you spend your good fortune.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Melissa De Grout

Promotion Manager

Tel: + 34-667-302-512

Email: loteriaclaim@aim.com

https://www.lotojuegos.com

N.B: Keep all lotto information from public to avoid double claims, as any breach of
confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification.

Still hard to believe that people actually believe that crap.
Remember people, if it sounds too good to be true, it IS! And you cant win a lottery that you did not buy a ticket for.

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August 29, 2008
Been a LOOOONG TIME....

Since I shared MUGU Mail. It's not that my dear STOOPID friends from Nigeria have stopped writing me.... It's just that I have been so busy I have not had time to give them the exposure that they deserve. I get at least 10 of these a MONTH, identical, except occassionaly the email or name of the sender will change. By the way, if you get one of these, and respond to these morons, you deserve to lose your money!



CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Tinubu Square, Lagos- Nigeria.
Our ref: Cbn/Ohg/Oxd1/2008
Your ref: ...............................
Telex: Cenbank.
Reference Number CBN/UNRC/XX1/08

Attn: Beneficiary,

UNITED NATIONS DIRECTIVES ON YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FUNDS.

We have decided to bring to your attention, the fact that we feel we have done everything necessary to make sure payments from the debt remittance account are made to the Bonafide Beneficiaries. We earlier informed you of an attempt by some people to collect your payment on your behalf. I had to ask them why they came to see me in person and they said that they came to collect the inheritance/contract funds payment sum of $11 million dollar which rightfully belongs to you as shown in your file with us, on your behalf and by your
authorization.

However, since our last communication to you, we have not heard
anything else from you. Note that they actually tendered some vital documents which proved that you actually sent them to collect these funds. Below is the list of documents which they have presented so far.

1) Letter of administration,( 2) Order to release,( 3) High court injunction

4) Letters of Authorization.

Due to the nature of my job, I cannot afford to make any mistake in releasing the funds to anyone except you who is the recognized true beneficiary to these funds.

Since we have not heard anything from you, I have no choice but to go ahead and order the release of the funds to the men who claim to be your representatives when they come back to my office next week. I have decided to carry out this decision based on your inaction and the fact that these men have threatened to press charges against me, even if it is with the help of corrupt government officials who want to make sure they claim this money belonging to you. And this is a risk I cannot take because I have not heard anything from you.

In lieu to these prevailing Circumstances the Central Bank of Nigeria and
specific Instructions were issued out by the Presidency in conjunction with United Nations Office Ghana Annex, they came to a conclusion that all foreign payment in respect to Contract/Inheritance Claims should be release to the UNITED NATIONS RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE WEST AFRICA ZONE ANNEX OFFICE IN ACCRA.GHANA. For further release and crediting of all beneficiary account.

You are hereby advised to contact the chairman of the committee ALHAJI ALI MOHEMMED NATIONAL CHAIRMAN duly appointed to oversee the immediate Release of your long Over due Funds. The United Nation Step Into this matter and handed over this files to more capable hand in West Africa instead of leaving the bonding only on the Central Bank of Nigeria to handle.

Be advice that all further correspondence in respect to your
Contract/Inheritance Claims be directed to the following office for immediate Processing and final crediting of your designated bank account in your country with your full payment details along with your telephone and fax numbers for easy communication. See the Details Below:

CONTACT DETAILS:

CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE.
ALHAJI ALI MOHEMMED.
UNITED NATIONS RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE
WEST AFRICA ZONE ANNEX OFFICE IN ACCRA.
GHANA
EMAIL: unrclearanceannex1@i12.com


Note that for security reasons you have been assigned a code/password which is {CBN/UNRC/XX1/08}, please note that this code is the reference number for your transfer and it?s being disclosed to you alone, guard this jealously and all your email response should carry this code as the subject.

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Daniel Musa.

Secretary.
To the Governor.
Central bank of Nigeria
Tinubu square, Lagos- Nigeria.
CC: SENATE COMMITTEE ON FINANCE
CC: UNITED NATIONS RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE

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May 21, 2008
God these people are SOOOO STOOOPID!


Eh... Busted...

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February 28, 2008
Remember....

When Maury covered serious subjects???

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February 16, 2008
Dont these things make you want to GAG!

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I am still blown away....
Warm Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for
your international certified bank draft of $900,000 USD
(Nine Hundred Thousand United States Dollars),
but I did not hear from you since that time. Then
I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out of the country for
a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till end of
March, 2008. What you have to do now is to contact
the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE DELIVERY as soon as
possible to know when they will deliver your package
to you because of the expiring date. For your information,
I have paid for the Delivering Charges, Insurance Premium
and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing
that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist
attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE is to deliver your Draft direct to your postal
Address in your country is $185.00 USD (One Hundred
and Eighty Five United States Dollars) only being Security
Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't
be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except
$185.00 USD. I would have paid that but they opposed
because they do not know when you will contact them and
in case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this information
below;

Contact Person: Mr. Nicholas L. Taylor
Email Address: courierscompany@diplomats.com

Endeavour to furnish them with these details below so you
could be easily attended to:

1.YOUR FULL NAME......................................
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS........................................
3 YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER...............................
4.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE....................................

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you
receive this mail with the above details to avoid any further
delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee
of $185.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.

You should also let me know through email as soon as you
receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,
Dr. Cedric Morgan.

That there are people greedy and stupid enough to fall for such ignorant crap.

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February 04, 2008
Interesting...

You know, I hate doing this, becuase I believe in giving people the benefit of the doubt.



UPDATE:

As I said before, Jim/Jay wrote to me, the day the original post was published. Saying among other things...

"As far as the money goes... right now, it's pretty much a wash. I haven't kept track of everything to the penny, but I know that the total you've sent is within a few dollars of what I've spent -- around $70.00. I will not ask for any more, nor accept any until it's all over and settled."

Now perhaps Jim is buying into the Conservative Hype that all of us Progressives are stupid, Cause according to my Pay Pal Records...
I have paid my buddy Jay Tea $245! More than three times the amount Jay says I sent. I know Jay is a very detail oriented guy, could he have just overlooked this?

I did not hear from Jay again, despite sending him a couple of emails, until January 7th. It is now a month later and still nothing. I have sent Jay/Jim several emails since Jan 7th, none of which have been answered. Now I am a big boy. Noone likes to lose $250, but thank God it isnt going to kill me. I am however disappointed. I have dissagreed with Jay Tea/Jim on almost everything we have ever discussed, however I never considered him a fraud, a thief and a liar. Howver I am at the point where the fact that he can post multiple times per day to Wizbang, but does not have time to respond to my emails, leads me to conclude that Mr. Thayer is simply hinding from me.

Kind of fucks up the whole, Holier than thou noble conservative routine, dont it...

Jim, if you want to take my money, go ahead, not a helluva lot I can do about it, but please return my birth certificate.


For several months now, Jim, or as he is more commonly known, Jay Tea of Wizbang fame has been helping me to secure some paperwork I need from the U.S.. I have sent Mr. Jim quite a few bucks via Paypal, and for a while he was trying his best to cut through the bureaucracy of the Costa Rican Consulate in the United States to help me. I always made sure Jim had MORE than enough money, and always asked him if he needed more. I wanted to make sure that he was not doing this for nothing, though most of what he was doing was a couple of phone calls and forwarding some paperwork and money orders for me. Of which I was willing to compensate him well.

Well, as some of you know, I have been traveling extensively the last couple of months, and could only keep in touch with Jay/Jim via Yahoo messenger and the occasional email. I frequently sent him additional funds, whether he asked for it or not, and was assured that he would take care of the paperwork for me. I even sent him my Birth Certificate.

I have been back in Costa Rica for a month now, and have sent Jay/Jim at least six emails, none have been responded to. Now since he and I have had what I considered to be something of a friendship over the last couple of years, I gave him the benefit of the doubt, assuming that either his spam filters were keeping out my emails, or that he was busy and could not answer right away. So I left him a message on Wizbang, where he is not so busy as to fail to post voraciously...

Today I sent Jim the following:

Jim: Did you just give up? Have a financial problem and need the money, or what Jim. I need to know one way or the other. I have not put anything on my Blogs about it because I am giving you the benefit of the doubt, but there is no way you could have missed the message I posted on Wizbang, so… Are you just a lying sack of shit thief, a person who needed a couple of bucks, or what. I mean for a person who always seemed to have the highest sense of personal ethics, I find it strange that you have not answered my emails. Have I not tried to make this worth your while…. How much money have I sent???

Which.... SURPRISE, also has not received a response. To be honest, I am dumbfounded... I would not agree with Jay Tea if he said iit was raining and I was soaking wet, but I at least respected him as an honest person, and one with some ethics and BALLS. I have not even seen him on Yahoo since he stopped answering my emails, something I would expect from some of the people I have encountered here who avoid conflict like the plague. It may also be a bit of pride...

So let me close by saying this... I know that it has been tough Jim, and if you needed the money, or even if you were just tired of the paper chase, I could understand that. But I thought you were a person with some personal HONOR. Ignoring my emails and stealing my money just about fucks up any credibility you have. Now I will be more than glad for you to prove me wrong. But at this point, it aint looking so good. I am sorry I had to make this public. As a man of scruples and honor, I would have preferred to handle this between the two of us, but obviously you did not give me the chance.

I am well aware that among the rabbid right, you will lose very little cridibility, and probably be congratulated by some of the more jaded among them for "ripping me off," but I can assure you, you LOST WAY MORE THAN I DID! The amount of money involved would not fund one of my weekend BBQ's or a night out with my team. And despite however it is justified, you come off as a cheap, cowardly thief, who did not even have the balls to answer an email or show your face on Yahoo. Not what I wanted or expected, because despite our political differences, I considered you a friend, and appreciated you very much.

I am equally sure that there are some people at Wizbang, or among their readership, that will be VERY disappointed. Oh and the STUPIDITY TAG, that is for me, I was the stupid one... But not at all the loser...


UPDATE: Jim has responded and apologized, and I understand and appreciate that he is engaged to help me.

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January 14, 2008
The Clintons and the Race Card

I had hoped that this would not happen, and that Obama would not get dragged into this kind of conversation. The big news now is about old school politics and how the Clintons especially will use surrogates, especially BLACK ones, to try and plant the seeds of doubt about Obama.

Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama have become embroiled in racially tinged disputes as large numbers of black voters prepare to get their first say in the Democratic presidential campaign.

The candidates and their surrogates are heating up their rhetoric, and it could prove to be combustible beyond South Carolina's Jan. 26 primary.

Clinton, on defense over comments that she and her husband made regarding Martin Luther King Jr.'s legacy and Obama's fitness for the White House, tried to turn the tables on her top primary rival. She accused his campaign of looking to score political points by distorting their words.

Hillary Clinton had said King's dream of racial equality was realized only when President Lyndon B. Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act of 1964, while Bill Clinton said Illinois Sen. Obama was telling a "fairy tale" about his opposition to the Iraq war. Black leaders have criticized their comments, and Obama said Sunday her comment about King was "ill-advised."

"I think it offended some folks who felt that somehow diminished King's role in bringing about the Civil Rights Act," he told reporters on a conference call. "She is free to explain that, but the notion that somehow this is our doing is ludicrous."

As evidence the Obama campaign had pushed the story, Clinton advisers pointed to a memo written by an Obama staffer compiling examples of comments by Clinton and her surrogates that could be construed as racially insensitive. The memo later surfaced on some political Web sites.

"This is an unfortunate story line the Obama campaign has pushed very successfully," the former first lady said Sunday on NBC's "Meet the Press." "I don't think this campaign is about gender, and I sure hope it's not about race."

Clinton taped the show before appearances in South Carolina, where at least half the primary voters are expected to be black. On Monday, she planned to attend a union event honoring King's legacy in New York City.

But no sooner had Clinton said she hoped the campaign would not be about race than it got even more heated. A prominent black Clinton supporter, Black Entertainment Television founder Bob Johnson, criticized Obama and seemed to refer to his acknowledged teenage drug use while introducing Clinton at her next event.

"To me, as an African-American, I am frankly insulted the Obama campaign would imply that we are so stupid that we would think Hillary and Bill Clinton, who have been deeply and emotionally involved in black issues — when Barack Obama was doing something in the neighborhood; I won't say what he was doing, but he said it in his book — when they have been involved," Johnson said.

I for one have lost all respect for the Clintons.

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January 09, 2008
Another view on New Hampshire

Jay Tea has some interesting onsite analysis of yesterdays primary results. Read the entire thing.


Well, wasn't that... um... interesting.

I gotta admit I am absolutely gobsmacked over the results of New Hampshire's primary. I did not expect the results we got.

My gut said that we would not go for Hillary Clinton. I thought we'd kick her sorry ass to the curb. But that vapid twit I met Saturday night apparently showed up with all her insipid little friends and voted with their... well, it wasn't their overly-perforated heads, that's all I'll say.

The vibe I got right up through the primary was that Obama would take it running away. But the morning of the primary, I heard one of those babbling idiots call in a local talk show and ask if it was true that Obama was a secret Muslim who took his Senate oath of office on a Koran and all that bullshit. The host immediately went to Snopes and read the entry, but somehow missed the "false" at the top and presented it as all true. I called in and howled in protest, and she did correct it after the commercial break.

But I think that the morons and assholes who are pushing these rumors did their damage here in New Hampshire. Of the four top Democrats, I thought we'd see through the guises of Hillary Clinton and John Edwards and send their asses packing. I figured Obama and Richardson would do better.

I guess there's still some life in the Clinton political machine.

What I think happened is that Hillary won over enough Female voters with "the crying game," and McCain's siphoning of independents, led to Obama's loss.

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January 07, 2008
Playing Chicken!
Apparently, Iranian boats "threatened" American ships. In other news, a passing whale was threatened by a sardine.

Lenins Tomb


LMAO! Dont you just wish one of those destroyers would just vaporize one of the little shits, just to show them that playing Chicken with the U.S. Navy is NOT a good idea?

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Sound Familiar?
DONATION FOR THE LORD From: Mrs. Monica Tema

PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.I am the above name person from Sierra-Leone. I am married to Dr Ebenezer Tema who worked with Sierra Leonian Embassy in South Africa for nine years before he died in the year 2001. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians and we lived happilly. Since his death, I decided not to re-marry.
When my late husband was alive he secured $15Million (Fifteen Million U.S. Dollars) with financial institution here in Cote D'Ivoire. Presently, this money is still with the financial institution. Recently, my Doctor told me that from all the test conducted on my health, I am not going to last long, expecially, due to my cancer and stroke. But what disturbs me most now is stroke.
Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to churches or Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct. I want a church or individual that will use this money to fund churches, Orphanages and Widows. Also, the propagation of the work of God, building and maintaining the house of God through this money, is very important.
The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians. I don?t want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers, for their own selfish interest and in an ungodly manner. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.
I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me sometimes. I don't want them to know about this development, but I know that With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Financial institution in Ivory coast. I will also give you all information regarding the deposit of this money. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original- beneficiary of this fund. I want you and your church to always pray for me because God work in misterious ways. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Who ever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you soon.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Monica Tema

It should... These idiots are too stupid to come up with an original scam.

Posted by David A at 10:47 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 542 Words
January 06, 2008
Fascinating...

Despite the fact that I have exposed this clown TWICE already on the blog, he persist..... Now has anyone ever heard of Federal Express having a package for someone, asking security for the package, and then not knowing the name of the person who is supposed to recieve the package. If Federal Express, Microsoft, Legitimate Lotteries, etc would use their financial resources to track these people down, these type of idiotic scams would not last for much longer...


FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, WEST AFRICA
EDO STATE,NIGERIA

Dear David Scott Anderson,

In respect to your email, I have been awaiting for you to contact me for the delivery of your check of $800,000,00. You can as well come down to this branch to pick up your package or even send someone to pick it up on your behalf. More so, the phone number works perfectly and I will advise you cross the number again as it is below this mail.

I want you to know that your packages of Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars has been with us for the pass few weeks now and we are waiting for your confirmation of message so that we can deliver the bank draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars to you, Mr.Leonard Jefferson has paid for the delivering of this Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque for the delivery of the packages to you.

The only money you will send to us is for Security Keeping Fee of the Draft and the packages will be delivered to your postal Address in your country is ($250.00 US) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $250.00US Dollars. Mr.Leonard Jefferson wanted to pay for the Security Keeping Fee we said no because we don't know when you will contact us and in case of demurrage.

We want you to forward to us your full contact information's :

First Name:
Last Name:
Contact Address:
Mobile Number:
Tel Number:
Fax Number:


We await your urgent information so that we can proceed with the deliver of your package to you,
Have a wonderful time. Please E-mail me anytime you need any assistance.

We await your mail.
Regards


Mr. Mark j. Blunt
Dispatch Director.

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January 04, 2008
The RETURN of the Bubblegum chewing Idiot

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I never liked Britney Spears, and I liked her even less when she did that Letterman where she went on and on about supporting Bush, all the whle smacking gum. Okay, I admit, the schoolgirl outfit thing was hot.... But that was before she opened her mouth to do anything more than sing Bublegum Pop. Sorry, I dont feel sorry for this BIMBO. She is SO toast! I will just be glad when she joins crack head Whitney Houston on the reality show circuit...

Posted by David A at 07:11 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 84 Words
December 20, 2007
I'm sorry...

I just dont get it. The fact that another member of this trailer trash family cant keep her legs closed... Please. Brittany is an idiot, her sister is a younger idiot.

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(CNN) -- The announced pregnancy of Jamie Lynn Spears - the 16-year-old children's television star and younger sister of beleaguered pop star Britney Spears - is casting new light on how states deal with the thorny issue of consensual sex among teens...

Spears, the star of Nickelodeon's "Zoey 101," told OK! Magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her 18-year-old boyfriend.

There has been no public talk of criminal prosecution in the case. Consensual sex between the two may well have been legal, depending on where and when it took place.

But critics of the nation's statutory rape laws say that laws that are ignored in some cases can be used to put other teens in prison and land them on sex-offender registries.

A black kid in Alabama has consentual sex and ends up in Prison as a sex offender, and all anyone wants to talk about is whether this stupid little redneck is going to get to keep her show? Please... And you think racism and double standards dont exist in our country...

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December 14, 2007
Best Answer to Mormonism I have seen...

Jay Tea of Wizbang is in an uproar over a post by Oliver on Mormonism. The post is under Jay's "Asshat," category. Well add me to the Hat Brigade. Unlike Jay though, I have lived in Salt Lake City, and have many Mormon friends. What this gentleman says about the CULT of Joseph Smith,


Is absolutely true. Most of the Mormons I have known are far more likely to ask you about Joseph Smith than Jesus Christ. The Guy in the above video destroys the two "missionaries." I respect Mormons as good, decent people, who really believe the nonsense they have been taught. I dont care what religion Mitt Romney adheres to, but I do wonder about a guy who believes that a huge civilization of Israelites existed in North and South America thousands of years ago, and that Upstate New York was the site of battles involving millions of warriors...Or that there are Magic undies that protect Mormons...


Although on that point it could be a good thing, think of how much money we would save from the secret service budget. Hell, I think Mormons should share their magic drawers with all of us... Just think we would never have to worry about terrorism again!


The fact is that Joseph Smith stole a bunch of the Masonic rituals and converted them for use by his church.
Any Master Mason will recognize quite a bit from the following video.


Not to mention the fact that Joseph Smith died hoping that a Mason would save his ass...

Smith was a disgrace to the Masonic Brotherhood of which I belong, and his church is nothing more than a cheap copy of freemasonry, and of my religion...

Posted by David A at 12:48 PM | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | 285 Words
August 28, 2007
Liberal Talking Points?

Paul from Wizbang thinks so...

I tend to think its a lot less complicated... It's called stupidity! Eh, and I don't think South Carolina produces too many Liberals.

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August 24, 2007
Romney has a serious problem....

And I did not know that that blustering idiot Glenn Beck was a Mormon too... How can so called intelligent people believe this garbage? A good friend of mine once asked me what I thought of Joseph Smith and the Mormon Church. I wish I had seen the above when asked... Watch the whole thing.

And then read The 19th Wife, an Expose on Brigham Young, by one of his wives

You can find the whole book online here, and here

For anyone who doubts that the Mormon church was founded and led by some of the most opportunistic men to ever walk the earth, and some of the worst charlatans and liars, should take the time to read Ann Eliza Young's book.

Posted by David A at 07:24 PM | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0) | 123 Words
August 19, 2007
This is sick....


The Super Wedgie - For more funny videos, click here

The stuff people will do on the internet! Go figure. Unless you want to see some really vulgar stuff, do not touch play.

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August 10, 2007
The "Great Right Hope," hits a tipping point...

And he is trying hard to extract his foot from mouth...

Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani said Friday that he misspoke when he said he spent as much time, if not more, at ground zero exposed to the same health risks as workers combing the site after the Sept. 11 attacks.

"I think I could have said it better," he told nationally syndicated radio host Mike Gallagher. "You know, what I was saying was, 'I'm there with you.'"

The former New York mayor upset some firefighters and police officers when he said Thursday in Cincinnati that he was at ground zero "as often, if not more, than most of the workers."

"I was there working with them. I was exposed to exactly the same things they were exposed to. So in that sense, I'm one of them," he told reporters at a Los Angeles Dodgers-Cincinnati Reds baseball game.

Fire and police officials responded angrily, saying Giuliani did not do the same work as those involved in the rescue, recovery and cleanup from the 2001 terrorist attacks, which left many workers sick and injured.

On Friday, Giuliani said he was trying to show his concern for the workers' health.

"What I was trying to say yesterday is that I empathize with them, because I feel like I have that same risk," he said.

"There were people there less than me, people on my staff, who already have had serious health consequences, and they weren't there as often as I was," Giuliani said, "but I wasn't trying to suggest a competition of any kind, which is the way it come across."

Giuliani's explanation further angered his ground zero critics, prompting several to issue a statement demanding an apology.

"He is such a liar, because the only time he was down there was for photo ops with celebrities, with politicians, with diplomats," said deputy fire chief Jimmy Riches, who spent months digging for his firefighter son.

"On 9/11 all he did was run. He got that soot on him, and I don't think he's taken a shower since."

Harold Schaitberger, president of the International Association of Fire Fighters, a union that fiercely opposes Giuliani, said he doubted Giuliani misspoke.

"I think he was simply showing what his true character is - a self-absorbed, self-deluded promoter who got caught and is now just simply trying to backtrack," Schaitberger said.

Emphasis mine... Maybe we will be spared another Republican Convention draped in American flags and served up with the blood of true heroes, while people like Guilliani, and Bush utilize heroism as their very own personal campaign tools...

Posted by David A at 10:57 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 434 Words
July 26, 2007
What kind of IDIOT

Actually believes that a multinational oil company, that specializes in gouging us on gas prices, is suddenly giving money away to complete strangers, and using a freaking Yahoo email address to do so. Anyone stupid enough to get robbed by these clowns, deserve it.

Yahoo! Address Book From the Address Book of contactsahell SHELL PETROLEUM FOUNDATION INTERNATIONAL Shell Centre LONDON SE1 7NA United Kingdom Direct Phone No. +447045732575

Ref: PBL/CN/6654/CP.
Coupon
No.PBL2348974321

MOTTO: STRIVING TO ALLEVIATE POVERTY ACROSS THE GLOBE!

ATTN:

NOTICE OF GRANT AWARD

The Shell Petroleum Foundation United Kingdom, is glad to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trustees and after series of secret deliberations selected you as one of the final recipients of a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, alleviate poverty across the globe, and business development. The Shell Petroleum Foundation United Kingdom, it was established in the year 2000 by the Shell Multi-Million Groups and is now supported by the Yahoo Incoropation, Mircosoft Coropration and Emirates Airlines.

To celebrate the 7th anniversary program, the Shell Petroleum Foundation United Kingdom in conjunction with other relevant bodies is giving out a yearly donation of £4,500,000 GB Pounds (Four Million, Five Hundred Great Britain Pounds Sterlings ) to 10 lucky recipients. These specific Donations/Grants will be awarded to recipients worldwide; in different categories for their personal business development and enhancement of their educational plans. At least 15% of the awarded funds should be used to develop a part of your environment. This program has been conceived with the objective of human growth, alleviate poverty across the globe, educational, and community development, which is a measure to universal development strategy.These grants are issued every year around the world in accordance with the objective of the Shell Petroleum Foundation International to alleviate poverty across the globe.

Kindly note that you will only be chosen to receive the donation once, which means that subsequent yearly donation will not get to you again.
Take time and thought in spending the donation wisely on a project that will stand the test of time.You were selected among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of £450,000.00 GB Pounds ( Four Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great Britain Pounds Sterlings) as charity donations/Grant from the Shell Petroleum Foundation United Kingdom in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament.You will be required to fill the form below and email it to our Finance Officer below for documentation and processing of the remittance of your grant.


After contacting our office with the requested data, you will be given your donation pin number, which you will use in collecting the funds.
Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (G8-222-6747,EU-900-56) in all correspondence.

PERSONAL INFORMATIONS

1. Name:
2. Address:
3. Marital Status:
4. Occupation:
5. Age:
6. Sex:
7. Nationality:
8. Country Of Residence:
9. Telephone Number (Country Code)-(Area Code)- Phone Number):
10 Cell Number: (Country Code) - (Cell Phone Number):
11. Fax Number:

SEND ALL YOUR CLAIMS AND INQUIRIES TO shellmailcontact@yahoo.com

Mr. Mark Wilson
Financial Officer,
Shell Foundation.
Tel: +447045732575
shellmailcontact@yahoo.com


We advise you call the Financial Officer Phone numbers to inform him that you have sent your informations. Tel: +447045732575 All information is strictly confidential and will only be used for the purpose to which it is been requested.Finally, all funds should be claimed by their respective beneficiaries, no later than 21 days after notification. Failure to do so will result to outright cancellation..
Sponsor: The Shell Petroleum Foundation International, Yahoo Incoropation,Mircosoft Coropration and Emirates Airlines.On behalf of the Board kindly, accept our warmest congratulations.

Regards.

Mr DAVID WEST
Deputy Director / Grants Co-ordinator
Shell Petroleum Foundation International

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July 25, 2007
The pot calling the kettle black

And then Bill's Site

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July 21, 2007
I guess they figured no one would believe them....

If they say they are from Africa....

Good Day,

This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as serious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.

My name is Mr.Chen Minyong, an external auditor for the United Overseas Bank,Singapore,working as part of a bigger team that covers the entire Asian region.

An investor died without naming a next of kin to his fund in my bank.The amount is $15.7M and banking regulation/legislation in Singapore demand that i notify the fiscal authorities after three years.The above set of facts underscores my reason to seek your permission to have you stand as the next of kin to the deceased investor.This funds will be approve and release in your favour as the next of kin if only you will adhere to my instruction and cooperate with me in one accord.

I have all the legal and Banking details of my deceased client that will facilitate our putting you forward as the claimant/beneficiary of the funds and ultimately transfer of the $15.7M plus interest to any bank account nominated by you.I am prepared to compensate you with a 20% share of the total funds for your efforts.The final details will be given upon receipt an affirmation of your desire to participate.

Please contact me through my email address as time is of the essence in this business.Also endeavor to forward the under listed details below to my email address.

I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.


Full Name
Date Of Birth
Occupation
Telephone Number
Fax Number
Email Address
Postal Address


Thank you,

Mr. Chen Minyong


Same idiots.... This particular MORON has sent me about 20 of these today...

Posted by David A at 12:56 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 296 Words
May 26, 2007
What is it with all these little rich white girls?

Suddely looking like a truck stop whore, or drinking and driving is all the rage.

I say, apply the same law to them that we live by. Break it, and go to jail. Good place to learn to be a truck stop whore...

Posted by David A at 07:17 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 44 Words
May 23, 2007
The stupidest of Mugus

It rarely happens.... But I love it when one of the ignorant Nigerian 419 spammers loses his temper with me. In fact, I love toying with them. This idiot has spent the entire day insulting me, since I told him to piss off!

"hw did u get urself on net, morther fucker"

That was after I asked him if he could spell... Hehe, obviously no...

"ur you one of the mugu, u r so stupid"

After accusing him of being a Mugu... Oh I feel so stupid! Yeah right!


This,

Hello Dear, I know it will be a surprise to receive this letter from a stranger, anyway let me start by introducing myself to you. I am Mr. Johnson Alex, from Gauteng, South Africa. I work with a bank in South Africa, and the reason of this mail is about business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction. PROPOSITION: I discovered an abandoned sum of Twenty-Two Million United States Dollars ($22,000,000.00) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family. Since his death, none of his next-of kin or relations has come forward to lay claims for this money as the heir. I cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Upon this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by me for the funds to be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin. It may interest you to know that I have secured from the probate an order of mandamus to locate any of deceased beneficiaries. Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual business, Endeavour by furnishing me with the following, which will be used to transfer the funds into your account with immediate effect. 1. Beneficiary name and address. 2. Copy of your international passport. 3. Your private telephone / fax number. These requirements will enable me file letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer can be made. I shall be compensating you with 25% of the total money on final conclusion of this project, and 5% will be map out for any expenses with might incur during transferring of the funds, while the rest shall be for me. Your share stays while the rest shall be for me for investment purposes. I find myself privileged to have this information and this is a great opportunity of a lifetime of success without risks. Look forward to your urgent responses, Mr. Johnson Alex. E-mail: alexjohnson2010@yahoo.com

was the Rocket Scientists' first email. Someone needs to explain to him that we Macho guys dont call each other "Dear." Hehe...

Welcome to Mugu Hell, Johnson!

Posted by David A at 11:19 AM | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | 531 Words
April 27, 2007
Repeat After Me...

Microsoft is NOT in the Lottery business...


FROM THE DESK OF THE MICROSOFT
COORDINATOR {MICROSOFT GLOBAL E-MAIL LOTTERY}
INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
MADRID SPAIN.
FILE REF:ES/0646/04/07/MICS
BATCH: MC11/7091/5PDH /EU


OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION:


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Sweepstakes organized by Microsoft,in conjunction with the foundation for the
promotion of software products,(F.P.S.), held on the 27th of April 2007,in
MADRID SPAIN.

Wherein your electrononic email address emerged as one of the online winning
emails in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award of
1,000,000.00Euros(One Million Euros only).

Our winners are arranged into four categories with different winning prizes
accordingly in each category.They are arranged in this format below:

CATEGORY NO.OF WINNERS WINNING PRIZES
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DO NOT send me an idiotic email asking if you WON this lottery. It obviously is fake!

Posted by David A at 01:09 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 465 Words
April 26, 2007
This letter may come as a surprise to you....
Greetings Dear Friend I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise,please accept the content in good faith. I do not intend to cause any grief to you and your family.The reason for sending this mail is very fundamental because I and My Family are in serious problem and we need your help. My Name is Mrs Dolly Richards, daughter Of late Mr Chico Richards.I am about to tell you something that I have not discuss with anyone excluding my lawyer. My father was a big time farmer in south Africa, he uses most of South Africa land for farming. The Government in South Africa gave him those lands for farming and he will pay back when he have the money, it was like a loan. They gave him the lands as loan .My father was very successful in the farming business and he paid all the money he owed the Government back. Some top officials In the Government were Jealous because of his wealth. They wanted him to Join them carry out a dubious deal against the Government but he refused, so they plan to kill him and claim all his wealth to finance their dubious deal. My father has really worked hard to be successfull in the business in South Africa. On one faithfull day he was driving from the office and he was shot twice by some armed men.He was rushed to the hospital by a good Samaritan but he did not make it, he had loss so much blood and could not survive. Before his death he transfered most of his fund to a Security company In Holland.He gave me the contact Information to the Security company which the fund was located. Those people were looking for me and my family and we ran to Nigeria for safety because they know we knew were my father funds were lying. I contacted the Security company yesterday on how I could collect the funds with my lawyer assistance and they told me that I need a foreign beneficiary outside Africa because of Security reasons. And I don’t have anyone outside Africa that will stand for me as a beneficiary. They said they are holding (TWENTY MILLION USDOLLARS) for my father. My father never told me the amount of the money I was so shock. They also said that the funds has been deposited there for about four years now and it has accumulated demurrage which we must pay before the consignment will be released. They calculated the demurage to a total sum of $3,765USD. I do not have this money, I took nothing with me from South Africa because of the problems I and my family are facing. All my father properties was extorted from us and confisicated. Please assist me in paying this fee to the security company to clear the funds. I will reimburse you in double, when you receive the total sum. As I will travel to your country to meet you for the sharing. My lawyer told me to look for a beneficiary. That Is my problem now, My mother is willing to give Seven Million USDOLLARS to you if you will help the family. Please If you can help me and my family in anyway I will appreciate It a lot and in paying the demurrage fee.Please do reply me if you can assist me financially and I will like you to tell me more about yourself, so that I will know who I am dealing with.I and my family have decided that we will pay you double of what you will pay for demurage and Seven Million Dollars for your help. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for an individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act according to my specification herein. I will also be most glad if you can tell me a little about yourself.Hoping to hear from you. Thank you and may the Almighty bless you. Please reply me back to the below address.

mrsdollyric8@yahoo.co.uk

Thank you,
Miss Dolly Richards
FOR THE FAMILY

or maybe it won't

Yeah, the idiots are still at it.... But it's FOR THE FAMILY!

Posted by David A at 09:03 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 702 Words
April 18, 2007
Ludicrus

Comparing the articulateness of George W. Bush with Barack Obama is... welll... Ludicrous.

The assault on Obama continues... Something about the Freshman Senator scares the piss out of conservatives. Ooops there goes my potty mouth! Well lets just put it like this, the man was obviously tired during this speech. And NO, it was not the most inspiring speech I have ever heard him make.

Does it make him an idiot of Bush proportions?


Eh... I dont think so...

Posted by David A at 12:15 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 81 Words
April 14, 2007
If this guy was not serious...


He would be hilarious!

Posted by David A at 07:47 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 4 Words
Must be those Spam Filters Rove had installed...
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Millions of White House e-mails may be missing, White House spokeswoman Dana Perino acknowledged Friday.

"I wouldn't rule out that there were a potential 5 million e-mails lost," Perino told reporters.

The administration was already facing sharp questions about whether top presidential advisers including Karl Rove improperly used Republican National Committee e-mail that the White House said later disappeared.

The latest comments were a response to a new report from a liberal watchdog group, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW), alleging that over a two-year period official White House e-mail traffic for hundreds of days has vanished -- in possible violation of the federal Presidential Records Act.

I just logged on this morning, I cant wait to see how my Bush Lover buddies spin this one...

Oh yeah... They will just ignore it

Now being in the IT world myself, I can tell you that NO organization can lose 500 emails, much less 5 million... without knowing about it. That the WHITE HOUSE, the most secure facility in the world, would lose 5 MILLION emails, or anywhere near that number is frankly.... inconceivable. Just another example of the arrogance of an administration that really does not respect the intelligence of Americans....

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February 17, 2007
This is sad...
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February 13, 2007
The whole Marcotte thing...

Amanda Marcotte has resigned as John Edwards’ blogger. As James points out, it is all over the blogsphere... My thoughts on the issue? Honestly?

It's why I dont blog much anymore... The blogsphere is full of hatred, pettiness and juvenile bullshit. The worst think that happened with the blogsphere, is that some people got famous, and that fame straight went to their heads (That is ghetto slang). Hehe.. And therein lies the difference... I never set out to be a blog celebrity. I started my blog originaly for my children, as they were in the United States while Dad toiled away founding a company in Costa RIca.
For a while, I got really hung up in the political battle. I made some friends, and made some enemies, but I had fun. My blogs popularity grew, I helped found a big bloggers alliance, and blog daddied a few progressive blogs. All in a Years work. But I never quite fell in with the Netroots crowd. Mostly a matter of choice, but also I suspect.... because a few of them were not quite ready to make room for another African American blogger to their little club.... Whatever...

Or maybe because I just wasnt LEFT enough. Dont know, don't care. There are few bloggers I TRULY respect, some of them are even on the Right. There is some discussing going on in a group I belong to related to my fraternity. The discussion was a positive one, directed at some major reforms in the fraternity. A few days ago, a brother appeared and posted a resolution to ban Gays from the fraternity. Suddenly, all the discussion about reforms went out the window and the entire focus is now on Gays in the Frat. Much of what passes for discourse in the blogsphere these days is just like that thread... A bunch of people making hay about nothing. Was Marcotte out of line in her comments about the Catholic Church? I will leave that to catholics to decide, an organization of which I am not a member, though my wife and kids are. But I will say this, her comments were no better or worse than a lot of the drivel I hear from the Right on a daily basis. The funny thing is that they seem to feel free to attack anyone, and any religion, as it suits them, but have little tolerance for anyone who does not march in lockstep. They also have a tendency to put "Thoughts in people's heads." I already made my Obama post for today, so I will leave it to Maestro John Cole to speak for me....

Pretty much. If you think, as I do, that this administration has bungled Iraq in every way possible, and that we are now in a chaotic situation in which the options range from awful to terrible, to state that we have wasted the lives of thousands of Americans, tens of thousands of Iraqis, and billions of billions of dollars should not only not be construed as a grievous assault on the sacrifice of our troops, but it should be self-evident.

So maybe that is Obama’s real sin- he stated the obvious, and the obvious is a threat to the political ambitions of the GOP and their blogosphere hacks/supporters. We have wasted a lot of lives and lot of money, and Barack is on the hot seat for stating that publicly.

Now I am going to get back to what is really important to me... Making money.

Posted by David A at 03:19 PM | Comments (1) | TrackBack (1) | 592 Words
Obama's "Wasted," comment....

Seems the conservative types are really starting to show their true colors when it comes to Barak Obama. How many lives have been lost in Baghdad in the last week, month, six months? Does the electricity run 24/7? Is Iraq safer than when we entered the war? How do YOU define wasted. I am sorry, but I take nothing away from the sacrifice of our troops when I say, "This war has been a disaster unparalleled in the history of our country, and if return for sacrifice is any measure of whether our soldiers lives were, "wasted," or not, I would say they were wasted, and all the spin and Conservative Bullshitista rhetoric in the world, will not change that fact...

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I am so happy....

That someone besides me, saw the whole Anna Nicole Smith coverage to be ridiculous.... She was a goldigger, not a freaking world leader or popular artist.
Personally I felt her 15 minutes were up a long time ago...
Right on Daily Show!

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Not that she was ever an angel....

But is Ms. Spears' inner skank coming out, or what?

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February 12, 2007
Oh my GAWD!

The Mugu Cancer has moved from Dubai to London!

On 2/12/07, FELICIA SAMSON wrote:

Hello, You may be surprised to receive this mail, as you read this, don't feel so sorry for me because I know everyone will die someday. My name is Mrs. Felicia Samson, a business woman in London. I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer which was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all forms of medication right now and I have only few hours left to live, according to medical experts. I have never particularly lived my life so well as I never really cared for anyone not even me but my business. Though I am very rich, but I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and I only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for in my life. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believed when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life in a different way from how I have lived now, but now that God has called me through this way I willed most of my properties and access to my immediate and extended family and as well as few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so with that reason I decided to give alms to CHARITY ORGANISATIONS, as I want this to be one of the last good deed I did on earth, so far I have distributed money to some Charity Organization in countries like India and Africa. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked my family members to close one of my accounts and distribute the funds which I have there to CHARITY ORGANSATION in Rwanda and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of the funds which no one knows of, is the cash deposit in one of the banks here. I want to know if you can be of good help to dispatch these funds to CHARITY organizations. I have set aside 20% of the total amount $1,500,000.00 One million five hundred thousand dollars) for you and your time and patience for carrying out this duties. This means you will keep $300,000 (three hundred thousand dollars) for yourself and donate the rest to any charity organisation. May God be with you as you have decided to take a bold step to heal the world with me or even in my demise. I am going in for an operation now, and I don’t think I will make it. And this hurts. If you can give me this assistance, you can then contact my lawyer who will assist you in getting the funds to you in my absence if i die or not. He would give you more details. His name is Barr. Howard Stephen and his email address is: ( hhsolicitors@aol.co.uk ) He would guide you through receiving the funds. Best Regards, Felicia Samson

God these morons are stupid...

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January 25, 2007
Ole "last throes Cheney," is at it again!
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney on Wednesday dismissed as "hogwash" the suggestion that blunders may have hurt the administration's credibility on Iraq.

In an interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer, conducted a day after Bush delivered his State of the Union address, Cheney was asked to respond to some Republicans in Congress who "are now seriously questioning your credibility, because of the blunders and the failures."

To that, Cheney answered, "Wolf, Wolf, I simply don't accept the premise of your question. I just think it's hogwash."

What kind of drugs is Cheney taking... Or what kind does he think WE are taking. This guy is so arrogant, and so out of touch, that NO credible news operation should be polluting the airwaves with this man's drivel. But the fact that he is indifferent to the impact of the war is understandable, he had "more important things," to do during the Vietnam conflict, his opportunity to serve.... The only "Hogwash," here Mr. Vice President, is your own arrogant, self serving state of denial. But then again, who want to admit how stupid they have been? I havent checked, but I imagine that most of the conservative blogs are making hay today about Wolf Blitzer asking about Cheney's pregnant Lesbian daughter... Oh the outrage!

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January 18, 2007
Another Airhead idiot....

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I have never understood what anyone but a semi-pedophile or someone into Age Play, would see in Lindsay Lohan... Ya know, the freckles thing...

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Actress Lindsay Lohan has entered a residential treatment center, her publicist said Wednesday, but did not disclose the reason.

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health," the 20-year-old star of "Mean Girls" and "Freaky Friday" said in a statement. "I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Lohan's spokeswoman declined to say what Lohan was being treated for or where the center was located. The actress said in December she had been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings for about a year.

Us Weekly magazine reported on its Web site that Lohan had been admitted to the exclusive Wonderland Center in West Hollywood, California, and was seen arriving in an SUV followed by two other cars.

According to its Web site, the Wonderland Center is a "residential treatment and detoxification facility providing services for alcohol, substance abuse and relapse-prevention programs."

But now she joins the ranks of the bubble gum chewing idiots that pass for sex symbols these days, and it has obviously robbed her of that innocent image. Let's see how it impacts the career. I think she has already done the pantiless thing... How long now before the requisite personal porn film hits the net.

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Like I said....
LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- A U.S. sheriff opened an investigation Wednesday into the death of a 28-year-old woman who died after taking part in a California radio contest in which contestants had to drink as much water as possible.

Sacramento station KDND-FM has fired 10 staff members over Friday's competition, called "Hold your wee for a Wii," in which about 20 people tried to out-drink each other without going to the toilet to win a Nintendo Wii games console.

Jennifer Strange, 28, a mother of three, died from suspected water intoxication after coming second. She was reported to have drunk about seven quarts of water in a bid to win the Wii for her children.

After the contest she called in sick at work and was found dead at her home about five hours later.

The people behind Jennifers death should be in jail. If nothing else besides they are too fucking stupid to be loose in the world.

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January 17, 2007
These people should go to Jail...
We're sure something dumber than this whole "drink until you die of water intoxication to win a Wii" thing was perpetrated back in the Tickle Me Elmo hysterical days of yore, but we can't really imagine what. The owners of KDND FM didn't seem to have a hard time figuring out what to do about this situation: they've fired 10 employees of the station, including the three hosts of "Morning Rave," which were directly involved in the contest that ended in Jennifer Lea Strange's death.


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Based on this, I think they should go to jail for criminal negligence.

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January 13, 2007
Fact Checking

Seems my buddy Paul at Wizbang is a little obsessed.... But as usual, WRONG. And by the way Paul, I have even admitted that OJ did it!

Nice job of trying to Swiftboat me though.

Update: It looks like David Scott Anderson -the biggest racist in the blogosphere- finally admitted he was wrong. He's still a racist but at least he got something right.

I'm just waiting for that idiot to ADMIT he is ever wrong. Fat Chance...

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January 12, 2007
NEVER Order DirecTV in Costa Rica

You will regret it.

In October of 2005, I was in Guatemala working on a Project, when my wife had DirecTV installed in our home in Heredia. It was a huge mistake.

Any time it rains hard (something that happens frequently in Costa Rica), the signal is lost, sometimes for hours. There are no Network Channels (to speak of), from the U.S., which I rely on to keep me in touch with what's going on there. All irritants, considering I paid almost $70 a month for service. All of this I knew going into the contract.

When we canceled the contract in December, we were promised a full refund of our deposit, as soon as they picked up the equipment. They picked it up on December 14th, and charged us for the entire month of December. Since that time we have been in a weekly battle with them to return the $85 they owe us for the deposit. Every week we call, and every week the answer is "next week." Yesterday, my wife called for the third time, and was informed that the paperwork for our refund had never even been submitted, despite the fact that she had confirmed it a month ago, and we had to FAX the disconnect order.

Today I spoke with Andres Chaverry, who apologized and AGAIN promised the money for NEXT week. We have had DirecTV for over a year. Not once have we been late on payments. We have paid on more than one occasion for movies we did not order, we have constantly been bumped around by their horrible customer service, and my wife was tricked into signing a Year Long contract when we first signed up.... To be honest, we would have gotten rid of their service a long time ago if not for that.

My advice to anyone considering subscription TV in Costa Rica, DO NOT get DirecTV. They have the worst service in the country, this coming from someone who KNOWS service! And if you do get their service, don't expect them to honor their contractual obligation to return your money at the end of the Contract!

DO NOT ORDER SERVICE from DirectTV Costa Rica!

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January 06, 2007
LMAO!

No, seriously.....

Dear Mrs. Malkin and Officer Floppy,

It looks like the francosphere is in full bore celebration mode now that Jamil Hussein's arrest has made you look like fools. I hope you don't let their laughter get to you. It doesn't matter that you wrote dozens and dozens of posts claiming that Hussein was a fictional AP source. It's the reason you did it that's important. Hussein's quotes to the AP were losing the war for us. You stopped him. I think that makes you heroes.

And this could not have come at a more appropriate time... November left the Republican Party a flaming pile of dung, The talking points since then have come off sounding shrill and stupid, and now this....

And if you think this is the first time Michelle has come off looking like a TOTAL fool, then PLEASE read Lapdogs. Of course Malkin and the other Rightwingers who made such a big deal of this story are madly spinning away from it, rather than just admit, "Hey we were wrong!" But then again, if they were capable of admiting they were wrong, they would be capable of admitting how FUBAR the situation in Iraq has become under Mr. Bush.

Suffice it to say, I am laughing my ass off at the stupidity of these people.

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January 02, 2007
I just love it...

anthony_intro.jpgWhen a dumbasses Nigerian Spammer is at work doing his Google search for email addresses, and instead gets a link to my Nigerian 419 idiot hall of shame.

It continues to amaze me how stupid people are...
I mean the Nigerian Spammers are stupid, but would they be in business if not for the greed and stupidity of those who answer them. Click on the link for 419 scams, then pick almost any of the lottery posts, especially the one on the Australian Lottery. See how many idiots write in comments asking me if they have won, or "how do I collect?" Then there are the others who get a check from an autobody shop in Georgia (forged of course), that is supposed to be from the Australian Lottery. They go out and cash the check, send thousands back to the scammers, and are stuck with paying it all back when the check does not clear... SUCH Stupidity almost deserves victimization.

Despite the fact that most of these idiots should know my email address by now, I get at least 20 scam emails a day. My favorites are the ones claiming to be from Dubai, from some helpless victim of throat cancer. I got one of those today. I wrote back telling the person to get the hell out of Du bai, since it is apparent that a highly infectious strain of throat cancer is going around there. (I of course told them that I get 20 such emails a week.) I love to waste their time. I can almost see how furious they are in the end when I let them know that I have known all along that they were a 419 spammer. What is hilarious is when I get a response filled with righteous indignation.

The saddest ones are the cases where they pretend to be some beautiful girl in trouble. I can imagine how many hopeless losers fall for that one, thinking they are going to win a fortune and get the girl too...

The whole thing is sad...

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December 31, 2006
Excuse the Language...

But what the f&*k ever...

I dont know ONE singe progressive blogger who is mourning the death of Saddam Hussien. Not one. The man was a cold hearted killer, with balls the size of Watermellons who went to his grave without a tinge of remorse, or apparently fear, which was every WIngnuts fantasy, that the man would break down crying or something... Well he didn't, which I am sure pissed off Bush to no end. I mean how sweet can revenge be when the guy you are revenging on is more fucking heroic than you... It also also probably backfired on a lot of the wingnuts who saw this as a propaganda opportunity... It was, for the Jihadist, who will promptly canonize a psychopath, and write songs and poems about how in the face of death, Saddam taunted his captors....

Apparently, Hussien went to his grave thinking he was right, and arguing with his executioners, hell even making fun of them. Like I said, BALLS LIKE WATERMELLONS... An image the Iraqi Security officials tried unsuccessfully to deny and twist. Whatever...

He's dead, May God have mercy on his soul. Now, where are the people who actually attacked America? 3000 dead service men and women, a destroyed country, Gazillions of dollars down the toilette, and these pathetic idiots want to fantasize that some of us are mourning Saddam's death? Tell me it has not come to that.

Eh guys, where the hell is Ossama? You want to talk about bleeding heart Liberals? I tell you what, you heroes go find him, and I will volunteer to pull the switch... Until then, I realize you need something to gloat about. Even going so far as to post the Saddam Snuff video.... I can understand, I really can. It's been a tough couple of months for ya. But lets try to maintain SOME semblance of reality.... 'Kay?

What can we expect, after all... THIS

The Left has tried very hard to deny that truth. The mainstream media revels in showing video of bombings and reporting kidnappings, never noting the stability and economic growth in many parts of Iraq. Kevin McCullough has written a compelling article to show that Iraq is, by any reasonable standard, a clear success. The notion that Iraq is becoming a foothold for democratic republicanism is terrifying for the Left. Enough so that they will denounce even its possibility, much less the growing evidence for it.

is the reality of some on the Right.

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December 30, 2006
Persisitent Mugu...
FROM:HART ZONGO


ATTENTION:

I have made up my mind to contact you for assistance, after considering your
outstanding performance in business. There are certain times in one’s life
time that whether or not one indicate interest for certain assignment,
people would look for him/her for assistance.In view of this I got your
contact through a trade journal when i was making a research on a foreigner
i will use in this great opportunity.

PLEASE DO NOT ALLOW THIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO SLIP OFF MY HANDS BECAUSE OF
THE ARREST OF FORMAL LIBERIA PRESIDENT CHARLES TAYLOR WHO IS KNOW FACING WAR
CRIME IN BELGIUM THEY ARE TRYING TO CONSFICATED MOST OF HE'S PEOPLES
PROPERTIES WHO WAS SERVING WITH HIM WHEN HE WAS IN POWER I BELIEVE IT WILL
BE GOOD BENEFIT TO BOTH OF US.

My reason for writing to you is for the fact that I need to make a transfer
of US$18.5Million to your Country and this requires to be done through a
trusted person, who will not seat on the fund after the Transfer of the
fund.

Before I will comment further let me introduce myself to you: I am Hart
zongo, the son of Dr. Benjamin zongo. My father was the formal minister for
mines and energy to formal President Charles Taylor of Liberia. His business
partner, about some months ago poisoned him to death, and he died in a
private Hospital in Malabo – Equatorial Guinea. When he was about to die, he
(secretly) called me beside his Sick bed and told me that he deposited the
sum of (USD18.5Million United State Dollars) in the SG-SSB BANK. in
Ghana,thats what my father told me before he pass away.My father aqua this
fund from sales of diamonds with is business partner Charles Taylor and the
rebels.

It is this US$18.5M that I want to transfer to your country for investment.
I have decided to offer you (20%) of the total fund.and make you beneficial
of the fund if you are willing to assist me.

I will give you more information as soon as I received your reply. Please do
not forget to include your Personal telephone number for easy communication.
I look forward to hearing from you soon.
THANK YOU.


BEST REGARD

HART ZONGO

This is exactly the same Mugu, with a different story and name... Sent after I told him to piss off over the first one.

Attention: Sir/madam

My name is Mr. Gilbert M. Atta-Boakye with the SG-SSB Bank of Ghana as the
Regional manager, Tema Branch, in the Region of Ghana.

I got your contact during my search for a reliable, trust worthy and
honest person to introduce this transfer project with.

I am 52 years old with three kids. I have packaged a transaction
That will be of mutual benefit to us. As the branch manager of SG-
SSB Bank of Ghana, it is my duty to send a financial report to my
Head office in the capital city, Accra, at the end of each financial
Year.

Following the release of the financial report, (2006), I
Discovered that my branch made Seven million, five hundred thousand
United States Dollars ($7,500,000.00); from the transactions
Accruing to the account of the Inland Revenue Service (IRS) which my
Head office will never be aware of because it was not detected by
the audit department from the head office.

I have diverted the funds into what the bank call Escrow Call
Account with no beneficiary. As the branch manager of this bank, I
Cannot be directly connected to this money, so my contacting you is
To assist me receive the funds in your bank account in your country
And get 30% of the total funds as your benefit.

If you agree to assist me, I will immediately program your full
Information in the computer system here in Tema branch as an
Escrow Call Account holder /depositor in SG-SSB Bank of Ghana.
All I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of
This fund.


Thanks for your co-operation in advance.
Yours truly,
Gilbert M. Atta-Boakye

These people are total idiots... It amazes me that they actually find people stupid enough to be victimized by them!

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December 21, 2006
Microsoft and AOL are competitors

Now pay very close attention, because I am only going to repeat this one more time...

MICROSOFT does NOT sponsor an email lottery...

Now, a little extra, just for those STUPID enough to think this is real...

1. Microsoft and AOL are competitors, even if one of them did do a lottery, they would not join to do one.
2. Nor would they use an email address from YAHOO, another competitor.
3. Anniversary of WHAT? These people are REAL stupid, in fact the only people more stupid would be... Yeah you got it... The people dumb enough to actually believe this crock of shit.

MICROSOFT AWARD TEAM Microsoft Corporation #1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052. www.microsoft.com www.aol.com Ref: BTD/968/06 Batch: 409978E. Dear Lucky winner, WINNING NOTIFICATION *** The prestigious Microsoft and AOL has set out and successfully organised a Sweepstakes marking the end of year anniversary we rolled out over 100,000.000.00 (One Hundred Million Great Britain Pounds) for our end of year Anniversary Draws. Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching personalised email addresses to ticket numbers. Your email was luckily drawn by a computer balloting system as one of our winners in our experimental lottery bonanza from the prestigous MICROSOFT ONLINE PROMOTION. Thus, making you the winner Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number 008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds) as one of the jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire winning sum of 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds). The draws registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London United Kingdom on the 12th of December 2006. Please contact our Fiduciary Agent for VALIDATION.

Dr Owen Green
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Head Winning Claims Dept.
TELL:+447011146666
E-mail : owengreen_claimsagent@yahoo.co.uk

Dr Mrs Matida Coker jp
Head Customercare Service
Microsoft Promotion Team

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December 20, 2006
Delusional...

Kristol and all the rest of them...

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December 19, 2006
With all due respect...

To my many friends in Salt Lake City, who were some of the kindest people I have ever met...

There is something REALLY wrong with the Mormon Church.

After reading this book, by one of the former wives of Brigham Young, and then going online and doing a lot of research... I am convinced that at BEST, these poor people are in REAL trouble.

Their church was founded by a scoundrel and womanizer, who apparently created the whole polygamy thing, just so he could build himself a Harem, and his work was carried on with Gusto by Brigham Young himself who had 50 wives and 57 children...

Young was perhaps the most famous polygamist of the early church. Young married some 50 women and had 57 known children. In 1856 he built the Lion House to accommodate his sizable family. This remains a Salt Lake City landmark, together with the Beehive House, another Brigham Young Family home. A contemporary of Young wrote: "It was amusing to walk by Brigham Young's big house, a long rambling building with innumerable doors. Each wife has an establishment of her own, consisting of parlor, bedroom, and a front door, the key of which she keeps in her pocket".
and apparently, according to Ann Eliza Young, did not do too much to take care of any of them, except his favorites.

And now, the Mormons are posthumously baptizing Holocaust victims AND Nazis? Man I can't WAIT till the next time a couple of the little cherub faces missionaries come to my door. I am going to ROCK their world...

When I lived in Salt Lake City briefly in 1993, I made friends with several Mormons, some of them notable, and even attended church with them. One of my best friends, a successful businessman in Northern California, was a Mormon Missionary. For several years I have had a high opinion of Mormonism, but lately that impression has been turned.

Knowledge brings to light a lot of things... I think anyone considering a conversion to Mormonism needs to arm themselves with it...

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I am laughing so hard...

I nearly shat my pants, and blew hot coffee out my nose...

Tom Delay is a total idiot, or at least the moron he has running his site is...

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What's wrong with that picture... Which is from here by the way, (See it before they edit it, and claim it never was posted)

Jon Swift is about as conservative as... well.... Jesus General! LMAO!

Great Start to your blogging career Tom! Maybe it will be easier from Jail!

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December 15, 2006
Why do these idiots keep sending me this?

More importantly... Why are they still in business?

ticket number 7PWYZ2006 FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just
concluded annual final draws held on (23th October, 2006) by
STAATSLOTERIJ Worldwide Promotion. Your email was among the 20 Lucky
winners who won $1,000,000.00 (One Million Dollars) each in the
STAATSLOTERIJ 2006 PROMO.

However the results were released today 15h
December, 2006 and your email was attached to ticket number (7PWYZ2006)
and ballot number (BT:12052006/20) The online draws was conducted by a
random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of
29,031,643 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked
by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet.
However, NO TICKET WERE SOLD but all email addresses were assigned to
different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

The
selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) . This Lottery is approved
by the Netherlands Gaming Board and also licensed by the The
International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This lottery is
the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public. To begin the
claim processing of your prize you are to contact the fiduciary agent
as stated below:
Name: Mr. Theo van Baasten
Phone # : +31-644-749-539
Fax # : +31(847)300-848
E-mail: esfcorp@netscape.net

Due to possible
mix up of some numbers and email contacts, we ask that you keep this
award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed
and your money remitted. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming or unscrupulous acts by some participants of this
program. *Staff of STAATSLOTERIJ are not to partake in this PROMOTION.

Accept our hearty congratulations once again!

Best Regard
Rita de
Witt.
(Online Award coordinator)

I have been reporting on this fake lottery for years, (at least two). And yet, they continue to operate, stealing tens of thousands of dollars a year from gullible people. The police, despite having numerous reports, I know because I have reported them myself... Have done nothing. People continue to fall for this disgusting scam, and Netscape, AIM, Yahoo, Hotmail, and all the major and minor, free email services, continue to allow this garbage to be sent throught their system. You can't tell me that any of these providers is unaware when thousands of emails are sent a minute from some Internet cafe in Nigeria or The Netherlands...

If you get one of these, dont just delete it. Report it, and insist that the provider take action. Report it to local police, explain to them how these scams work, and offer to work with them to catch these clowns. DO SOMETHING!

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December 14, 2006
Why the Republicans lost in 2006....

I sure hope they take THIS advice in 2008! What a recipe for disaster. Let me spell it out for those still drinking the Kool Aide!

People Like THIS, are NOT the voice of America. They are a lunatic fringe, who's conservatism is not really conservatism, it is more regression. They want to go back to a time in America that does not exist any more. A time when Black Folk, and other "agitators," knew their place.

That time... IS DONE!

Thank God!

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December 12, 2006
With no money...

Lohan, Spears and Hilton would be Valley Girl Crack Heads! Wait! That might be considered an insult to Valley Girl Crackheads....

Forgive me...

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Dear Britney would probably be back at the trailer park, barefoot, Pregnant and running a Conservative Blog.

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December 09, 2006
Rosie is an idiot...
December 01, 2006
Danny DeVito drunk... on The View?

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What the hell is it with celebrities and bad behavior these days, first Britney Spears runs arround pantyless and worse, lets photographers take pictures of her... (Far more than I ever want to see), and now Danny DeVito, one of my all time favorite actors and Directors, makes an ass out of himself...

NEW YORK (AP) - The ladies of "The View" are laughing off Danny DeVito's loopy behavior during his appearance on the daytime talk show.

"Danny DeVito is not an alcoholic," co-host Rosie O'Donnell said Thursday. "He's just a guy who had too many with his friend."

"You know, we love him," said co-host Barbara Walters. "We'll have him on again ... better sober than not."

On Wednesday's show, the 62-year-old actor admitted he'd had a late night out with George Clooney and said, "I knew it was the last seven limoncellos that was going to get me."

When asked if he had been to sleep, DeVito replied, "I don't know."

DeVito, who was promoting his new Christmas comedy, "Deck the Halls," slurred his speech slightly and told a long-winded story about spending an amorous night in the White House's Lincoln bedroom -- circa the Clinton era -- with his wife, the actress Rhea Perlman.

"We went in and made it our business to really wreck the joint," he said.

His words were bleeped out after he apparently used some bad language when joking about President Bush, whom he had imitated as a monkey and one of the Three Stooges. He later sat on O'Donnell's lap, and she kissed him on the cheek.

Co-host Joy Behar said Thursday on the show that DeVito was "drunk as a skunk."

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November 03, 2006
A question for you Mr. President...

I heard your speech today.
My question is....

WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?

You have had six years to come up with one, and other than getting us into a war of attrition in Iraq, and giving fat contracts and tax cuts to your past and future patrons, I don't get it....

What IS your plan?

Posted by David A at 10:13 AM | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0) | 54 Words
The WMD meme is back, and this time it's serious!

Lotta talk on this one this morning....

U.S. Web Archive Is Said to Reveal a Nuclear Primer">

Last March, the federal government set up a Web site to make public a vast archive of Iraqi documents captured during the war. The Bush administration did so under pressure from Congressional Republicans who had said they hoped to “leverage the Internet” to find new evidence of the prewar dangers posed by Saddam Hussein.

But in recent weeks, the site has posted some documents that weapons experts say are a danger themselves: detailed accounts of Iraq’s secret nuclear research before the 1991 Persian Gulf war. The documents, the experts say, constitute a basic guide to building an atom bomb.

Last night, the government shut down the Web site after The New York Times asked about complaints from weapons experts and arms-control officials. A spokesman for the director of national intelligence said access to the site had been suspended “pending a review to ensure its content is appropriate for public viewing.”

Officials of the International Atomic Energy Agency, fearing that the information could help states like Iran develop nuclear arms, had privately protested last week to the American ambassador to the agency, according to European diplomats who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the issue’s sensitivity. One diplomat said the agency’s technical experts “were shocked” at the public disclosures.

Early this morning, a spokesman for Gregory L. Schulte, the American ambassador, denied that anyone from the agency had approached Mr. Schulte about the Web site.

The documents, roughly a dozen in number, contain charts, diagrams, equations and lengthy narratives about bomb building that nuclear experts who have viewed them say go beyond what is available elsewhere on the Internet and in other public forums. For instance, the papers give detailed information on how to build nuclear firing circuits and triggering explosives, as well as the radioactive cores of atom bombs.

“For the U.S. to toss a match into this flammable area is very irresponsible,” said A. Bryan Siebert, a former director of classification at the federal Department of Energy, which runs the nation’s nuclear arms program. “There’s a lot of things about nuclear weapons that are secret and should remain so.”

The government had received earlier warnings about the contents of the Web site. Last spring, after the site began posting old Iraqi documents about chemical weapons, United Nations arms-control officials in New York won the withdrawal of a report that gave information on how to make tabun and sarin, nerve agents that kill by causing respiratory failure.

The campaign for the online archive was mounted by conservative publications and politicians, who said that the nation’s spy agencies had failed adequately to analyze the 48,000 boxes of documents seized since the March 2003 invasion. With the public increasingly skeptical about the rationale and conduct of the war, the chairmen of the House and Senate intelligence committees argued that wide analysis and translation of the documents — most of them in Arabic — would reinvigorate the search for clues that Mr. Hussein had resumed his unconventional arms programs in the years before the invasion. American search teams never found such evidence.

As expected, everyone jockeying for position....

The bottom line.... The administration published a handbook on creating a bomb, a BIG bomb, and instead of conservatives being concerned about that, they are all trying to spin the meme that this proves Iraq had a nuclear program? If it was not such a serious matter, it would be funny.

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