Okay, I am laughing my ass off at the moment. Forgive the vulgarity, but our Right Wing friends are losing their minds. If you thought that moron from Fox calling Michelle and Baracks first pump a, "terrorist jab," was over the top, you are gonna love this. An entire interview, with a Catholic priest no less, on the alleged deification of Obama.

Now looking at the Video at the top, did you see anyone praying to Obama, I sure as hell didn't.

They have lost it. They are simply beside themselves that Obama could win this thing. I mean this is plain and simple DESPERATION. Its really kind of scary that people who ride behind a banner that says COUNTRY FIRST, would so shamelessly try and destroy it. There is NOTHING that these people will not do to win. Obama is a socialist, no a terrorist, no a muslin, no a foriegn Muslim, Terrorist, Socialist, XXX fill in the blanks. Anyone stupid or partisan enough to vote for these people and their tactics, deserves the economic desolation to come.

Maybe after she leads the succession from the Union, she and Craig can hook up!

Things are not what they seem. LOL!

But this guy slept through landing just like this...

Of course he was leaving Costa Rica, so who knows how much partying he did last night....

Chappelle at his funniest!

And I bet she has thought about it! (wink)

when that happens...

The Japanese are wharped! LOL! And their Television is off the chain!

NSFW, believe me!

Yeah, I am a cat person!

Dont ya hate when that happens?

The person who thought this up should be in Hollywood....

As soon as they end that pesky strike.

Too hot for page one! Click through!

Patronizing....

To his credit though, this was a pretty damned boring sermon.

This is too damned funny... But I still kind of like Huckabee.

You would not look???

No, this is not an, "Iron my shirt," moment. I just thought this video was hilarious or should that be HILLARY-OUS?

Why so many people are giving up landlines...

I bought the kids an XBOX for Christmas huh?

The Laundry Girl, Never Forget Her ! - The most popular videos are here

Got Ya!

Mitt has a few problems... Do Americans really want someone who believes this bullshit to lead our country?

We men had to work half as hard to get laid, the human population would die out in fifty years...

The next Hip Hop Superstars!

No really, this is funny as hell, and damned good too!

Also.... A little bit disturbing. Hehe...

Thanks Joe

The whole Google Maps privacy thing is legit. hehe...

The Original - Wicked Sexy

...

Okay, I admit it, the guy did have a certain cocky style... Funny shit. Well Dawg it was a nice run, and you are going to make some money... Buh Bye!

Sanjaya Malakar, the singer who horrified and captivated millions in his improbable "American Idol" run, was finally voted off the show Wednesday night. When the result was announced, Malakar wiped away tears and got a big hug from LaKisha Jones, the next lowest vote-getter. "I'm fine," he told Ryan Seacrest. "It was an amazing experience."

"I can promise you: We won't soon forget you," Seacrest replied.

Malakar then performed one last song, "Something To Talk About." Putting his own twist on the song, the 17-year-old known for his pretty looks and ever-changing hairstyles ad-libbed: "Let's give them something to talk about ... other than hair."

On Tuesday night's show, Simon Cowell had slammed his performance as "utterly horrendous." And for once, the notoriously mean judge was vindicated.

"I'm beginning to sense something here," a grinning Cowell said when Malakar wound up in the bottom three.

Six contestants are now left: Jones, Blake Lewis, Jordin Sparks, Chris Richardson, Melinda Doolittle and Phil Stacey.

Malakar was routinely savaged by Cowell as he developed into one of the weakest, most awkward "Idol" finalists ever. Still, the gangly teen managed to outlast better singers by cultivating an unlikely fan base that helped him survive round after round of viewer elimination.

Though his breathy, childlike singing voice paled in comparison with other finalists, his ability to stand out kept him in the competition. He consistently delivered the season's most talked-about performances, even daring to sport a ponytail mohawk that added pizazz to an otherwise tepid rendition of No Doubt's "Bathwater."

That, of course, wound up fodder for watercooler discussion on G-rated morning programs and smart-alecky Web sites, stoking suspicion that Malakar was self-consciously manipulating the media to carve a place in "American Idol" history.

Lifted from Shabooty

About what you fantasize over...

Looks about right...

That someone besides me, saw the whole Anna Nicole Smith coverage to be ridiculous.... She was a goldigger, not a freaking world leader or popular artist.
Personally I felt her 15 minutes were up a long time ago...
Right on Daily Show!

Either a Mugu with a sense of humor, or someone else who is SICK! LOL! And wants to make fun of my Mugu postings. (NSFW)

FROM:AMINA HASSAN Dearest One assalam alaikum and may the peace of gracious Allah be with you,please I have a problem which I needed a help from you,I have decided to write you for help. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will.I am in a state of delinma and your cock size pushed me to send you this mail, I am Amina Hassan, 9 years old and the only daughter of my ficticious parents Mr. and Mrs.Hassan. My father was a highly reputable business magnet (a cocaine merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory tower during his days.It is sad to say that he passed away from syphilis mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on 12th.Febuary 2004.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who injected syphilis into him with his cock and who travelled with him at that time. But Allah knows the truth that I am a dirty internet fraudster who is trying to steal your money! My mother died when I was just 94 years old, she was killed by aliens from outer space and since then my father took me so special and let all his male goats fuck me. Before the death of my father on 12 2004 he secretly called me on his bed and fucked me in the arse and told me that he has the sum of Seven million, five hundred thousand ficticious United State Dollars. US($7.500,000) left in fixed condom in one of the sperm banks here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund . I am just 19 years old and a university drop out and really know what to do to defraud you of your money. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in the north pole. The death of my father actually brought great joy to my life.I am in a insincere desire of your fucking assistance in this regards.Your suggestions, ideas and bank balance will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:- 1. Can you honestly copulate with me as your daughter? 2. Can I completely mistrust you? 3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the shit is in your account? Please, Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Thank you so much.My salami to your family. My sincere regards, Amina Hassan

This so far tongue in cheek, that the person's jaw is about to explode!

Warning... No Nudity, but adult themed.

I say... "You go girl!"

Read on if you want to apply!

And she has already learned how to pimp!

You know you have at least wondered... Whether Hotgirl2006, was really HOT? Hehe...

This is MAD funny... But not safe for work...

I nearly shat my pants, and blew hot coffee out my nose...

Tom Delay is a total idiot, or at least the moron he has running his site is...

What's wrong with that picture... Which is from here by the way, (See it before they edit it, and claim it never was posted)

Jon Swift is about as conservative as... well.... Jesus General! LMAO!

Great Start to your blogging career Tom! Maybe it will be easier from Jail!

during those press conferences...

This is funny!

"Your proposal is very interesting. Let me get back to you!"
Translation: "Who the hell let you in? I will have to remember to spank my admin for letting you have an appointment."

"Send me an email with more details!"
Translation: "Hope I can remember to set up filters to block this guys emails!"

"It seems a bit expensive?"
Translation: "You are joking right? My computers are original 8k IBM's. I don't spend money on stuff like this! How the hell do you think I can afford my girlfriend, beach house and secretary?"

"Your car/fill in the blanks, will be ready next week."
Translation: "The ENNNNNND of next week, if you are lucky. Otherwise, that will give me enough time to come up with a good excuse as to why it is not ready."

"Yes I know you have been standing in line all day, but the rules say we close at 4:00 and though it is only 3:30, we need the 30 minutes to ensure that the people ahead of you get served."
Translation: We are a monopoly dickhead. Our union guarantees that we dont need to do no stinkin' overtime. So consider yourself lucky I even bothered to explain. Any yeah it is only 3:30, but with all the lolly gagging we do, the other dickheads ahead of you will be lucky to be served. So go home, and get up earlier tomorrow, or maybe you just want to STAY IN LINE, that way you will get an early start on tomorrow!

"Of course I am concerned about customer service."
Translation: "I'd like to be concerned by my, 'give a damn,' is on Christmas Break.

"I'd like to connect your American Cellphone, but the truth is that it is not on our authorized list, and selling you a SIM chip could cause our network to fail due to the incompatible hardware."
Translation: "I have never seen that phone before, and since it does not have a spanish menu, I have no clue how to configure it. So I am will tell you any damned thing rather than admit that I am stupid."

I got this from Jack at Random Fate, a classic! Funny as hell!

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play hes practicing his line over and over again.

Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!

"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"

The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"

"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"

Answers the questions everyone wants to know.... Is the Bush family contributing to the war on terror?

Is disgusting, but funny as hell! By the way, has being a tramp suddenly become the vogue thing???

Hat tip Agent Bedhead!

I have become a YouTube Addict....
Found this extended version of the old Paris Hilton Hamburger commercial...

I have to admit, I have seen the Paris Hilton Porno video, and this is better... Heh...

"It's also been 2 years since I've even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria's Secrets' new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me."

Britney Spears

I agree Britney, you without drawers was just NASTY!

I usually don't do these, but I got an email full of them this morning and they were all hilarious, these are two of the "tamer" ones.

Don't you hate when that happens? LOL!

That trailer trash Britney is running around sin drawers, comes as a surprise?

NEW YORK (AP) - Britney Spears is behaving more like her soon to be ex-husband, Kevin Federline, than a pop princess on the verge of a career comeback.

Fresh from her split from the club-hopping Federline, Spears looked hip and wholesome weeks ago in a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show and while ice skating in New York's Rockefeller Center in a Gap sweater. But now she's unleashing her inner wild child, running around with party girls Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, sporting unflattering hair extensions and flashing her apparently panty-less crotch to the paparazzi. (Be prepared to cringe if you dare to view the uncensored photos, splashed unceremoniously across the Web).

See below the fold for some NASTY Pictures of Ms. Spears(NSFW)

Looks like Britney and Paris have grown REALLY CLOSE?

And now, for the Money Shot way too damned skanky for ISOU, and not Work Friendly at all! Looks like my favorite bubble gum chewing Republican has LOST it. I wonder if she is still Oliver Willis' wet dream?

Like I have always said, you can take the trash out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trash out of the girl!

Hey Britney fans! (Wink)

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LMAO!

Forbes' Fictional 15 is out, calculating the wealth of the wealthiest characters in popular fiction.

My favorite:

Also making his Fictional 15 debut: spam entrepreneur Prince Abakaliki of Nigeria. Abakaliki is notable for being the only fictional character on our list who regularly e-mails real people, usually begging for assistance in recovering large sums of money. We estimate Abakaliki to be worth more than $2.8 billion.

For the rest of the list, go see James' post here.

Now if I had just given the Prince that fee he asked for! LOL!

My Bad! Though I probably did it intentionally just to give Jay an excuse to insult me.

From The Blotter:

First Daughter Barbara Bush had her purse and cell phone stolen as she had dinner in a restaurant in Buenos Aires, Argentina, even though she was being guarded by a detail of Secret Service agents, according to law enforcement reports made available to ABC News.

It was not the only mishap on the two-week trip to Argentina by Barbara (right) and her twin sister Jenna (left).

A Secret Service agent on the advance detail got into an "altercation" with someone after a night out and was badly beaten, according to the law enforcement reports. The Secret Service said today the incident was an attempted mugging that occurred while the agent was on his own time. The agent is doing fine.

The purse snatching took place on Barbara's first night in town while she was dining in the picturesque San Telmo neighborhood. According to the reports, the Secret Service agents failed to notice the incident.

Okay, first off, let me say that I am glad Barbara nor her sister were hurt.

Having said that...

Can you imagine the fucking balls on that thief! He or she has just achieved LEGENDARY status! To rip off the daughter of the President of the United States, while the Secret Service guys were probably checking out one of the local attractions....

I would NOT want to be in those guys shoes when they get back to Washington...

For the safety of the Presidential daughters, I hope they don't come to Costa Rica any time soon!

But you can never take the trailer park out of the girl... Looks like my favorite bubble gum chewing idiot, is back in the mix. Love ya Britney! You go girl!

Priceless... Not the Stewart part... The moron from Faux News.... Now that was funny.

Not at all safe for work...

Click through...

Hat Tip Dean

Thanks to Teresa for sending me the link!

As usual, Stewart puts it in perspective better than anyone...

Hat Tip Crooks and Liars

some ugly assed shoes...

I liked it better when Shabooty concentrated on half naked movie stars...

Hehehe...

I know just the type...

The NYT isnt going anywhere. But since they are the boogeyman for Rightwingers, I am sure that any financial loss, even one easilly explained as the cost of restructuring, would be celebrated as some kind of sinking of the ship. Message to the Wingnuts.... You want to see a ship sinking? Hang out in Washington on November 8th!

From Crooks and Liars

Another dose of TRUTH from Jon...

China may be giving striptease funerals the last rites after officials arrested five people and ordered an end to the practise, state media said.

Strip shows have been commonly used to attract more mourners to funerals, as villagers believe a crowded send-off brings more honor to the deceased, Xinhua news agency said.

But police took action after state television exposed the "obscene performances" at a funeral in Donghai county, Jiangsu province, with 200 people including children in attendance, it said.

"When the performance reached a climax, two performers started stripping and to show their charm. They even dragged audiences onto the stage to join them," Beijing News said, citing the television report.

Wealthier families in villages often employ two troupes of performers to try to draw a crowd at the funerals of their loved ones.

And who said Chinese are conservative...

'cause I buy on eBay all the time! LOL!

Hat Tip Brad

I found these hilarious vintage ads, via Ace.

Uh yeah, you want to try blowing smoke in a woman's face today? LOL! Who came up with this stuff! It's priceless.

My favorite has got to be THIS ONE, Lysol and feminine hygiene? Eh... Just imagine, that pine fresh smell all night LONG! LOL!

Some of the ads are just hard to believe. But then I have seen some vintage Sears catalogues so yeah, I believe it.

I dont know about the blowing smoke in the face thing, but damn these ciggies sound good....

Cherry, Grape and Blackberry? GTFOH!

It's actually making me hungry!

Some of the ads are so politically incorrect that I am surprised that they were printed in any time.

I mean in an age where kids were expected to follow the Ozzie and Harriet model, can you picture this one....



Now that's a movie that would get an "R" Rating even today. Anyway, drop by Ace's site for even more outrageous examples.

Then getting your wish should not be too hard Osama!

Terror mastermind Osama bin Laden is so obsessed with singer Whitney Houston he thought about killing her husband, Bobby Brown, it was claimed last night.

The suggestion is made by Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who claims she was bin Laden's sex slave for four months 10 years ago.

In her autobiography, Diary of a Lost Girl, she writes: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."

Boof, 37, who claims bin Laden raped her and held her prisoner in a Moroccan hotel, says he could not stop talking about the songbird, even though he disapproved of music.

"Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston," she says in the book, excerpted in the magazine Harpers' Bazaar. "He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn't.

"He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar.

"It didn't seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.

"He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.

"Whitney Houston's name was the one that would be mention constantly.

Everybody knows that the key to crack addict Whitney's heart is some good dope!

You don't believe me?

And didn't Barbara teach this moron any manners? It's no wonder the world looks at this administration as a BAD Joke.

I swear, I would have paid to watch this... I absolutely HATE Nancy Grace. Did she ever appologize to the guy she accussed of Elizabeth Smart's kidnapping.... NO!

Nancy Grace interviewed Elizabeth Smart, the young girl who was abducted from her bedroom when she was fourteen years old and couldn’t have been more insensitive to her feelings on the topic of her abduction. Elizabeth is trying to help get a new sex offender bill passed through the House and Senate so she agreed to be on the show to promote the bill.

Grace did her best to act overwrought with anguish and kept reminding Elizabeth how victims don’t like to talk about what happened to them. What does she do then? Nancy keeps asking her what happened and uses some of the most inane questions I’ve heard. At one point Smart looked over to the left as if Grace was out of her mind. Finally she told Grace to back off.

SMART: You know, I'm really not going to talk about this at this time. I mean, that`s something I just don`t even look back at. And I really - I really - to be frankly honest, I really don't appreciate you bringing all this up.

You have got to check this out. Indian Call Centers at their worst. LMAO!

This is from a San Francisco Bay Area Radio Show called, "The Dog House," I was on the show back in 2000. These guys are one of the things I miss from living in Cali.

I am glad to see that JV and Elvis have moved up!

Oh what the "internets" have wrought!

Our friendly Treo Specialist.

Hat Tip Palm Insider

From Think Progress:
Today at joint press conference with Russian president Vladimir Putin, President Bush said he hoped that Russia would model its government on the kind of democracy the United States is helping build in Iraq. Putin replied, "We certainly would not want to have the same kind of democracy as they have in Iraq. I will tell it quite honestly," drawing laughter from the assembled press. Bush interjected, "just wait."

Shouldn't be long now, right GW? I mean, the insurgency in Iraq is in it's Last Throes... Right?

Priceless!

"Bathe him and bring him to me!" comes to mind.

LMAO!

This picture is making the rounds of the Leftsphere. I find it hilarious!

I have not looked, but I am sure some Righty blogs have expressed outrage about this picture already. Since it seems to be spreading like a virus through the left blogsphere. To them I say...
"Remember the Kerry pictures in the bunny suite?"

Payback is a bitch!
Looks like the Emperor has put on a little weight too, doesn't it?

I read somewhere that Judas died a miserable death. Katherine Harris was the person most responsible for ushering in the Bush era, possible to worst presidency since Nixon, and Nixon at least had some good points... Well, little good it did her, as she has been shunned and dissed by the very people she put in power. One day this bimbo is going to write a memoire, and MAN will it be explossive... Nothing worse than a woman's scorn and all that ya know...

Anyway, her so called campaign, continues to slide into chaos. Good Riddance to bad Rubbish!

Five senior staffers quit the U.S. Senate campaign of Republican Katherine Harris on Wednesday. The departures struck a blow to a campaign that has already seen a revolving door of top managers, communications directors and consultants.

Two Harris staffers confirmed that campaign manager Glenn Hodas; field coordinator Pat Thomas; communications director Chris Ingram; political director Brian Brooks; and deputy field coordinator John Byers left the campaign. Jim Dornan, who was Harris' Senate campaign manager before he left last fall, said he confirmed the resignations through a close contact within the campaign.

The Harris campaign released a statement just after 7 p.m. Wednesday saying that Harris had accepted Ingram's resignation. But the statement denied "earlier reports" that more staffers had left. The contact listed on the release couldn't be reached for comment.

"My campaign appreciates the effort and energy Chris brought to the job," Harris said in the statement. "He served in an important role in my campaign and he did a great job, and I wish him well."

Gerry Fritz, the spokesman for Harris' congressional office in Washington, declined to comment, saying he could not speak about campaign matters.

The latest exodus of staffers is a case of deja vu for the Longboat Key Republican, who has already had to fill the reopened positions once after previous staff, including highly regarded GOP names like Dornan and adviser Ed Rollins, left because they felt Harris' campaign had no chance of success and were dismayed because Harris wouldn't listen to them. The campaign has had at least 23 staffers since it officially began in August 2005.

The two staffers who confirmed the resignations did not wish to be named, but one hinted that it was Harris' disrespectful behavior that led to the latest departures.

Dornan, who now works for Artemis Strategies, a lobbying firm in Washington, strongly criticized Harris and said her behavior had inspired some campaign staffers, who would normally be reticent to speak poorly of a former boss, to make public comments.

"She's fine for the initial stage and then she falls into her normal pattern of behavior," Dornan said. "Treating staff like garbage, coming up with crazy ideas and strategies. She creates such hatred for herself because of the way she treats people that at some point, they just don't care."

While Harris said in her statement that she will press on with her campaign after undergoing a medical procedure next week to remove an ovarian mass, Dornan said there is no confidence whatsoever in Republican political circles that she can beat incumbent Democrat Sen. Bill Nelson.

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LMAO! Yep, this about says it all! HAHA!

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Hat tip Rogue, who's page is "Magnificent." According to this Expert Source of Blog etiquette! LMAO!

There is some cool and interesting stuff on TMV today. And funny too... Hmmmmm! LOL!

Don't quit your day job Paris... whatever that is...

(CBS4 News) WEST PALM BEACH Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh was detained at Palm Beach International Airport for the possible possession of illegal prescription drugs Monday evening.

Limbaugh was returning on a flight from the Dominican Republic when customs officials found a Viagra prescription that did not bear his name. Instead, the bottle of pills had the names of two doctors on it according to the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents examined the 55-year-old’s luggage after his private plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic. The matter was then turned over to the Sheriff’s Office. Investigators seized the drugs - used to treat erectile dysfunction - from Limbaugh.

Couldn't you just guess that this windbag would not be able to get it up? Aw the shit about him going to jail over it is wishful thinking. I mean, as much as I despise the guy, that would be a crock. Hell they sell "Vitamin V," over the counter here. And knowing the Dominican Republic, as I do... Old Rushie was probably down there take advantage of "redlight specials," so cut him some slack. But I still get a kick out of knowing Rushie has "Erectile Dysfunction," Probably why that chick with the horsie looking face on CNN dumped him...

Hat Tip - Loaded Mouth!

This is just funny as HELL!

Here ya go!

True that!

No really... LMAO!

This is one SWEET idea!

We all get phone calls we'd rather not deal with. But you can only send a caller straight to voicemail so many times before it starts to look suspicious. For those with no other escape from loquacious acquaintances, fear not. David Schmucker--and our old friend the Interweb--has come to the rescue.

His site, SorryGottaGo.com, is a collection of handy MP3s that, when played in the background during an especially tiresome talk, gives users a convenient excuse to end a call with a gabby relative or salesperson.

Schmucker says he was encouraged by colleagues to set up the site, which features audio files of everything from a doorbell ringing to a roaring jet engine flying by.

Now if someone can figure out a way to incorporate it into the phone itself....

LMAO!

How DARE Sadie allow such desecration of my Queen on her Blog!

LMAO!

Long Live Shakira! Hehe...

LOL! Read the whole thing.

Technology, you clever minx. A father intent on hiding paying less child support was forced to pay more after his PDA revealed his true earnings. Timothy Gooden of Queens claimed that he didn't have steady work, so a judge ordered him to pay $60 a week in child support for his 8 year old. But it seems that he gave his ex-girlfriend his old PDA - which kept receiving his emails.

Bill Maher at his best!

Wally George vs. Morton Downey

Remember when these morons were the vangaurd of the Conservative Movement?

Thanks to The Moderate Voice, who's version of this video never seems to load...

It's a damned shame you need to understand Spanish to understand how damned funny this is!

Forgot to give credit, I swiped this one from INDC

LMAO!

Would have made a great campaign reel, if Rove had been working for the Democrats.

This is just plain nasty...

Funny that that particular post should get the Commissar's attention... Hehe...

Stolen from Tony Pierce!

Would you tell your roomate?

And FOX News is an embarrassing joke.

the reasons for going to war...

But now that it has been explained to me in my language... Heh... I understand! LOL!

But it is FUNNY As HELL!

Hat tip Rusty

And I am going to HAVE to put it beneath the fold, as ISOU is mostly a family friendly site. Warning, NOT SAFE for the Work or the kiddies, but hillarious as hell!

Absolutely Hillarious!

Comedy Central star Stephen Colbert's biting routine at the White House Correspondents Association dinner won a rare silent protest from Bush aides and supporters Saturday when several independently left before he finished.

"Colbert crossed the line," said one top Bush aide, who rushed out of the hotel as soon as Colbert finished. Another said that the president was visibly angered by the sharp lines that kept coming.

"I've been there before, and I can see that he is [angry]," said a former top aide. "He's got that look that he's ready to blow."

Must be hard listening to the Truth huh "W." Especially when you are so used to well orchestrated friendly encounters... Well, that was just the beginning. Word's out, and the ratings just continue to fall, hell you might be in single digits before its all over. Bunker syndrome, surrounded by the fanatical faitfull as it all crumbles around you.

You have not done this before. LOL!

And now, the picture Conservatives don't want you to be reminded of. Let's spread it around!

Funny, this will probably be the photo that defines this ridiculous administration. And like Pensito, let me wish you all a happy, "Mission Accomplished day!

And just about right too.

Hat Tip C&L

Be any MORE desperate for a hook up?

First there was the "aint my boobs perky,"

appearance on Fox's Hannity and Colmes, and now she wants to play Mrs. Robinson to some College Reporter. The woman obviously needs a man. Jay Tea, perhaps you should throw your hat in the ring.

Jay Tea, one of the biggest perverts Right Wing Bloggers hasn't been the same recently. I knew this was coming, when I went after his secret lover. But it was not so much that I would reveal that Jay has had an on again off again affair with Michelle for several years now, it was this horrible secret (Not even close to being safe for work), that jay has been trying to hide...

Yeah thats right, all that testosteron you have been sensing from Michael Michelle, IS REAL! She's a Ladyboy! Jay has of course been the perfect gentleman, hiding his DEEP dark secret for a long time. But my recent post just set him off the hook! Now in true Bushista style, he attempts a preemptive strike against yours truly. Of course his plot would have been much more successful had he found an article featuring a big studly black dude, but then again when you check the FBI profiler files, it is mostly whimpy white dudes with no life and no women, who perpetrate the crimes "geeko," is accussed of. Jay buddy, you are going to have to do MUCH, MUCH better. LMAO!

For the Alchies out there....

Wouldn't the alchoholic content of the Baileys make this burn like hell? Especially the eyes and nether regions?

or this?

Why am I on a fart trip today? Guess it is easier to laugh than think about all the idiocy out there.

Just remember...

You never know when the boss may pop in on you!

Should have their webcams confiscated.... for their own good! (NSFW)

No... Really!

Click through to see this video. (NSFW) Benny Hill has some competition.

This has got to hurt...

(NSFW)

"Whatfuckingever. This is a total retread of the roundly discredited meme about which the wingers were bloviating soon after Bush took office—that the Clintons had "trashed" the White House. But let's just say, just for shits and giggles, that it's true. Maybe Hillary Clinton had better things to do than design optimistic rugs. Maybe the Clintons thought there were better things to spend taxpayer money on than prettying up the White House. Maybe Laura Bush is just a stupid bitch!"

ShakesSister on Laura Bush's critique of Hillary's decorating style...

While I hate adding to perfection, I would simply add this. "Hillary will get a second chance, but since she isn't one of the Stepford Wives, I am sure she will find a suitable decorator. Since you will be out of a job Laura, maybe you can send her your resume now." Hehe..

You have had moments like this...

Cause the Go-Daddy Girl's got it going on!

Thought I would leave you with something funny tonight! This is awesome! LOL! Be careful with the webcams is all I'm sayin'

Link found via The Commissar...

Well, at least this guy is honest!

This is funny as hell. People like Rush are not used to having to deal with dissent. Go check out the whole thing, including the video.

In 1990, a year or two before he became super-famous, Rush Limbaugh guest-hosted Pat Sajak's short-lived talk show. It didn't go so well: The taping was disrupted by a group of angry activists who were seated throughout the audience. A visibly rattled Limbaugh was unable to regain control of the show. "He came out full of bluster and left a very shaken man," a CBS executive later said. "I had never seen a man sweat as much in my life." Eventually Limbaugh made it to the first commercial break, and then, barely, to the next one; when the show returned from the second break, the activists were gone—along with the rest of the audience. A demoralized Limbaugh then delivered self-serving closing remarks to an empty studio.

Okay, this is funny.

This is a classic! Thanks Jack!

One hundred reasons why Kirk is better than Picard

100. Kirk is a leader, not a follower.

99. Kirk never really got into that kinky "Jumpsuit" look.

98. Kirk has sex more than once a season.

97. One Word: Hair.

96. Another Word: Pretty-good-looking-can-t-see-the-weave-WIG.

95. Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed.

94. Picard is a French man with an English accent.

93. Kirk would date Beverly Crusher - and damn the consequences!!

92. Kirk never drinks tea. Ever.

91. Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk.

90. Kirk would personally throw Wesley off his bridge.

89. Two words: Shoulder Roll.

88. Kirk doesn't wear dresses when admirals arrive for lunch.

87. Kirk once said: "I've got a belly-ache - and it's a beauty."

86. Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis.

85. Kirk can almost drive a stick shift.

84. Kirk, almost single handedly, re-populated the Earth's whale population.

83. Kirk says "Prime Directive? What Prime Directive?"

82. Kirk knows 20th Century curses.

81. Kirk was NEVER infiltrated by the Borg and used against the Federation.

80. Kirk ate little coloured cubes and still remained relatively healthy.

79. Kirk made do with obviously low performance technology.

78. Kirk never pretends to be a barber in order to gain a tactical advantage.

77. Kirk wasn't shy about taking his shirt off –even around those pesky Yeomans.

76. Kirk would never waste a holodeck on something stupid like Dixon Hill.

75. Kirk never once stood up and had to straighten his shirt.

Those are the last 25, read the whole thing!

So is the next one, but NSFW! LOL!

Watch this Axe Commercial all the way through, it's great!

Why the hell can't I get that lucky in a grocery store? Hehe...

Sharon, Sharon, Sharon.... I know you didn't (NSFW)! Ms. Stone, you have gotten a bit old for the flashing routine, haven't you?

Hat Tip... Who else... Shabs!

Who seems to have a scat fetish lately! LOL!

Not even close to being work safe. But if you know the story of R. Kelly, it is hillarious.

From Myopic Zeal:

Gateway Pundit has come out in an early sign of support, urging fellow bloggers to support Cindy Sheehan’s run for the Senate.

There was a time... fleeting as it was... That I had some respect for Ms. Sheehan. But she has become a ridiculous parody of herself. I realize that there are a lot of Lefty's out there who still support the woman. More power to them, but Cindy is no longer a "voice for peace," she is simply an egomaniac trying desperately to hold on to 15 minutes of fame that has long passed.

She is just the kind of poison that will continue to drag progressive politics down by encouraging the "moonbat stereotyping," of those on the left who offer a reasonable alternative to a Right spinning out of control.

The Right Wingers are salivating over the opportunity...

Makeup or no makeup, the girl is fine!

And leave it to my little Blog Brother Shabooty to find some totally whack pictures of her...

Jon Stewart pisses off a lot of people. The Today show is the hip hit that it is, because it pulls no punches, and it exposes the bullshit for what it is.
Jon is like that cool guy we knew in College who always made his points through humor, and did it to devastating effect. One of his favorite subjects is the Bush Administration, and he has litteraly destroyed them in the last couple of years by exposing with a wink, the total moral bankruptcy of these people. Well the Cheney hunting accident is no exception. It is one of the funniest bits Stewart has ever done...

The idea that the Vice President of the United States, expresses his Macho by "hunting," ranch raised birds is so ridiculous, it is sublime, and really, at least in my eyes is sort of a metaphor for the whole Bush Bunch. A bunch of pansy boy he men, and women for that matter, who talk tough, but who's only exposure to real danger are carefully orchestrated photo ops and macho games.... Think Bush in the Flight Suite on the Abraham Lincoln... These people are walking jokes, and the sad part is I don't think they even realize it.

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Okay, one old fart accidently busting a cap on another old fart, while "hunting," birds is not big news to me, even when one of the old farts is the Vice President. But the coverup angle, is funny as hell. These people are so obsessed with control that I actually believe they thought they could keep this quiet. Anyway, The Reaction, has a great roundup... Read it all, but here are some highlights.

And it's the story of the day -- check out the latest at Memeorandum.

Here's the deal: Michelle Malkin thinks it's just a "media feeding frenzy," but even National Review Online's John Podhoretz thinks the "story is a very big deal"; indeed, continues Podhoretz, Cheney could "be damaged goods for the remainder of the Bush presidency".

Al Franken finds some humour in the story. The Carpetbagger reports on how the story is "piquing the nation's interest" and Firedoglake has post after post on the ins and outs of the shooting and its aftermath. Taylor Marsh looks at Dick's "bad news day" and provides some useful links.

The Raw Story shows just how the White House press corps went after Scott McClellan today and Editor & Publisher reveals that Bush was told about the shooting but not until much later about Cheney's key role in said shooting.

CBS News and The New York Times report on the lag between the shooting and the reporting of said shooting. TalkLeft asks some interesting questions that, in my view, deserve some equally interesting answers. And from Shakespeare's Sister, this: "[I]f Cheney had decided that the media shouldn’t be notified, would we ever have known?" Hmmm.

Hat Tip The Moderate Voice

Then you will love this post. This guy has all of the Superbowl Commercials, even has them in iPod video format. Go have fun!

I cant believe how stupid these people are. To think that this stuff is not going to get out. On the other hand I am begining to believe that some of them do it deliberately, like it is an ego thing, or a strategy to get publicity.

I mean what was it they used to say in Old Hollywood, "just make sure to spell the name right?"

I mean think of it like this. What better way to boost one's bonifides as a Sex Symbol, than well... A SEX TAPE! LOL! And well the lovely Nicole had nothing to fear, she had already achieved sex goddess status. (NSFW) And Collin gets a CHANCE, to show what a "playuh" he is... Win Win Situation with little downside, unless....

I have not seen the tape, but based on what I have heard, Collin did not do himself any favors. Real nice choice of a co-star there Collin! Hehe..

Okay, I admit it, I just watched the tape... She is fine... Now the question of the day is, why do these guys who spend half their lives in front of a camera in the movie business, have such shitty production values on their own stuff. LMAO!

Poor schmuck!

Hat Tip Dean

This company wants to help George Bush find a new job. Too bad they werent around to help him before he made the decision to run for President. See the commercial ABC does not want you to see during the Superbowl... And for DAMNED good reason... LMAO!

Hat Tip John Cole

Okay by now you would have to have been living in a cave last year to have missed Tara's famous "dress malfunction," and I have seen enough of her since to know the girl has a serious substance abuse problem. Other than watching her "Wild On E," series, damn I was out of the country when they came to Costa Rica.... hehe, I had not seen her in much else.

So last night I catch her in My Bosses Daughter. I am guessing that this movie, filmed in 2003, was pre-boob job, because I did not notice any, ahem.. augmentation.

Observations? Loved the movie, in fact, it was funny as hell. Tara's role was a bit, shall we say "reserved," compared to her current Party Girl image, but she was beautiful.

I have to say, I am not at all into party girls. And her appearances on Wild On, have pretty much been a turn off to me. Coke heads and stumbling drunks dont do too much for me. But the woman is pretty, and those eyes are to die for.

The movie showed me another side of her, albiet acted, that was really attractive. So I hope she cleans up her act. It might mean less work for the Paparazzi, but could mean a lot more for a very attractive and sexy young woman.

I will never watch He Man the same way again! LOL!

These three presentations are funny as hell.

Hehe... Wanna bet this guy visits British Dominatrix on the sly?

I have to agree with John, that video will probably be the end of Galloway.

I just saw my nephew Anthony in My Baby's Daddy.

It was the first time I had ever seen the movie and he was awesome. If you have not checked it out, pick up the DVD.

Even if the Bikini Girls had been teaching my calculus class...

Oh and the tongue piercing has me going right now.

Okay, this makes that Numa Numa song actually look good.

Stolen from Cobb

This is a classic Crooks and Liars clip. Seems like ole Bill is getting called on BS more and more these days.

With friends like these....

From an Interview with Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal:

Are you spending any money in Iraq?

So far, I am investing nothing. Zero.Very simple. I have investments in 150 nations, but I will not invest in Iraq until they have political tranquility and a functioning government.

But where will they get money to rebuild?

Uncle Sam. The United States is spending like hell over there.

Why don't you help us?

If I go there right now and say, "I want to build a hotel," they will laugh at me. You need schools and hospitals and the airport, and then after, you can talk about the hotels.

You find the situation very volatile still?

You have not done a very good job there. After 9/11, the U.S. needed to have a big revenge, and Saddam Hussein was a sitting duck. The U.S., with its huge ego, needed to have something big and dramatic.

That's not what I would call a bridge-building sentiment.

You have to understand. I am a friend of the United States, and these days to be in the Arab world and to be a friend of the United States is a liability. But nevertheless I say it. I am a great friend.

Now aint that just special....

I just saw 50 First Dates for like the... well, 50th Time, and I never get tired of the movie. Course it is not a movie to see alone when you are feeling lonely...

And the music absolutely ROCKS...

I've never been a big Drew Barrymore fan, and Adam Sandler seems to play the same charector no matter what movie he is in, but this one just clicked for me.

Maybe it is just that I have been feeling a big lack of romance in my own life lately. While I am at the top of my game, doing well in every other aspect of my life, the home situation has not been clicking in a while.

It's a long and complicated tale, and one I dont feel too comfortable delving into here on ISOU. I mean this is the party place... right? Why bring you down... I will only say that it is telling that I am sitting at home blogging, while my wife and children are at our farm in the North of Costa Rica. The biggest problem we seem to have these days is we simply cant talk. While I have grown to the point where I can accept my faults and appologize for my wrongs. She is NEVER wrong. I tried to talk with her yesterday about how I was feeling. Here is how the conversation went.

Me: Honestly honey I feel bad that you chose to leave me and go to Guanacaste for Christmas.

Her: That's because all you think about is you. You go off to Guatemala and leave me alone with the kids, and I never get a break. I told you I would come back for New Years. I needed a vacation. (Now this is kind of hard to figure out since she has been to Guanacaste what five times this year... And I have not had a day of vacation. Not to mention she took the kids with her.)

Me: And I was hurt that you waited until the last minute to buy my Christmas gift, and even then the gift was something I would never want or need. It was like you were standing in the checkout line and said, 'gee I didn't buy his gift yet. What can I get right quick.' (She bought me a lock box that probably cost maybe $15. Now it is not the price I object to, but the idea that she put NO thought into it at all. What did she get for Christmas... Exactly what she asked for, a $600 Electric Stove, and clothes.)

Her: Well I wanted to buy you the computer bag you wanted, but the price went up and I did not have enough money when I went out to buy it.

So there you go... Casa Anderson is not a happy place right now. Hope all of you are having a wonderful Holliday Season. Say a little prayer for me over the weekend. And think about me when you carve that Turkey or ham. I will probably be eating leftovers...

This is hillarious.(Not completely safe for work)
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I think it requires powerpoint...

The Commissar, official Cartographer of the blogsphere has published his latest map of the blogsphere. As usual, it makes more of a statement than just the obvious. Check it out.

See The Commissar's post for the HUGE version (Just click on his smaller version). See how fast you can find your favorites.

Her....

or Him....

Tough decision.... NOT!

While I agree with some of Michael's politics, end the end I feel about him like I feel about Spike Lee...

When I want a good preaching, I go to church.

See the new Jib Jab...

This is funny as hell...

The infamous case of the Saugeen Stripper

Wasn't like this (NSFW)when I went to College... Hell, I might have never left if it had been.
Hat Tip Tony Pierce.

One of these kind of days?

They finally called me a .....errrrr, woman of low moral standards. After Zionist, CIA, tool of the opposition, Mason (?), unemployed, and ignorant, finally they accused me of a romantic relationship with an oppositionist. LMAO But that's STILL not as funny as "owner of a bad website."

LMAO! This is hillarious! (NSFW! Talk about having cajones!

play movie

The "Bullshit Protector" flaps are a great
way to protect yourself from GOP or punditry bullshit and spin, when
spewed by the likes of George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, or even your
local home-grown GOP wingnuts. It was inspired by Bill Moyer, a 73 year old vet, who was seen wearing "Bullshit Protector" flaps over his ears while Bush addressed the Veterans of Foreign Wars in Donelly Idaho.

Hat Tip Rogue

This is hilarious, if for nothing else, the hypocrisy. The post references a post from NRO, where a Right Wing Blogger does a little "spying," at Camp Casey. He takes pictures, more or less makes fun of those supporting Cindy Sheehan, and does the usual Right Wing Slam of anything Liberal. Now cut back to the Polipundit post, for these words dripping with hypocrisy:

Berry says the protesters have been mostly respectful of her and other Bush supporters. But all that changed recently. "One of them came up to me and started taking pictures. It kind of made me uncomfortable, but that's their right. But the next day a group of them came up to me and said those pictures had been posted on the Internet and the protesters were making fun of my picture. It kind of shocked me. I almost wanted to throw up."

My sentiments exactly. Throw up or take a shower.

I wonder if Lorie threw up or took a shower, after reading the NRO post? I mean it was pretty much the exact same behavior that caused her to want to throw up on the part of the Sheehan supporters... Right?

Then there was this little nugget, also from the NRO Post:

"Two members from the administration stopped by while I was there and offered to bring food and drinks to those in attendance."

I wonder if the same offer was extended to Camp Casey, I mean they are Americans too right? Exercising their constitutional right to protest?

Sometimes the Hypocrisy of these people makes ME want to throw up!

"Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is."
--Governor George W. Bush (R-TX)

Amen...

Please read all of this post. Cant wait to hear what Chris has to say.

Have too much time on their hands.... Instead of beer busst and photoshop contest, wouldn't such creative minds be of much better use on the FRONT, fighting in the war they support so strongly? I mean wow, such energy, such wit, such creativity. I have no question that some of these guys could come up with a way to end the war tomorrow and poor Cindy could come home. What do you think?

Brought to you by Billmon:

THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. Like me, many across this great land are taking lengthy vacations this month, to escape the roasting hot weather made possible by my bold policy of global climate enhancement. However, it has been brought to my attention that a relatively small number of families are not enjoying the summer nearly as much as I am, because their fathers, mothers, brothers, sons and/or daughters have been wounded and/or killed in the War of Heroic Action against Terrorism for the Future of a United Christian Kulture -- or, as my NSC counterterrorism experts sometimes call it: WHATtheFUCK?

All of us here in Crawford mourn the loss of these brave but ultimately expendable men and women -- although if Cindy Sheehan thinks I'm going to let her anywhere near

my house, she's out of her freaking mind. However, I will now honor the
sacrifices made by our slaughtered troops and their annoying families
with this brief moment of presidential silence. (Pauses briefly.)

Fortunately, the minor casualties sustained in Iraq over the past week have not materially affected the fantastic economic progress being made by the wealthier members of our great society! Corporate profits continue to grow at double-digit rates, while retailers catering to the luxury market report record sales. In more affluent regions, home prices are soaring -- a trend which is enriching real estate speculators and encouraging millions of upper middle-class Americans to borrow heavily against the skyrocketing values of their suburban mini-mansions. As a result, the personal savings rate has fallen to zero, and household debt levels have reached yet another all-time high. Clearly, the properity of our socioeconomic elite now rests on a sound and stable footing.

Do your Patriotic Duty and read the whole thing.

So my latest troll, who according to my stats has spent nearly three hours obsessing about Latoyia Figueroa, blasts me for bad spelling and grammar. Guilty on all counts. Maybe I should stick to posting pictures of gorgeous people huh?

I think NOT! It's funny but every time I get into a discussion with Right Wing Fanatics who can't win an argument on its merits, they result to:

a.) You are fat!
b.) You cant spell!
c.) You are just a political hack!

My answer:

You have a problem understanding what I am saying? Maybe you should not read it. However it seems that you must understand since it seems to motivate you to uncontrollable rants, and pissy fits when you don't get your way!

No, I cant spell worth a damn these days, probably has something to do with the fact that most of my writing, thinking and reading, is done in Spanish these days.

Fat? Yeah, guilty as charged. I live well, eat well, enjoy life. But as long as my wife aint complaining... Well you get the picture.

So my advice to hateful trolls, piss off!

You just got to love 'em!

schmidt's campaign manager likes it rough?

update (all in bold): hold the phones! joe braun says today he is still schmidt's campaign manager. ok, now that DEFINITELY explains why the BDSM profile went bye-bye about thirty minutes ago.

gee, i wonder what the family values crowd would think about all this kinktasticness.

for those keeping up with the special election in OH-2, this should pique your interest. now i'll preface this post by saying i am not one to really get up in anybody's bedroom business... unless it exposes some hypocrisy.

and it seems that jean schmidt and her (now ex as of today) campaign manager, joe braun, have some hypocrisy issues.

Not that I give a rats ass about this race one way or the other, but man, it just amazes me how many anti gay, anti sex, anti whatever, Republicans turn out to be exactly what they are "anti about!"

Read the whole piece, it is pretty interesting, and just goes to show, ya never know what will come back to haunt you on the "internets!"

Hat Tip The General

And by the way, aint nothin' wrong with a little friendly spanking between consenting adults!(Wink). By a show of hands, how many of ya'll been spanked, or did some spankin'? While I have been told I am a great spanker, I prefer the flogger myself. Hehe...

Remind me to tell you sometimes about my kinky past.... On Second thought... Eh, never mind!

So I am watching my wife's favorite Spanish Soap Opera tonight, and two of the protagonist, a very sexy woman and a hunk of a guy are stuck in this hole. He manages to get her out of the hole and she goes looking for a rope to help him climb out.
Of course there is no rope necessitating her stripping down to some very sexy underwear and tying her clothes into a rope to lower down to him!

Of course this was not enough so Mr. Hunky had to take off his shirt exposing his well shaved, and oiled chest.

The scene was ridiculously staged but in the end the audience got what they wanted.

I have never had much interest in watching this crap... But all of a sudden, it has become "must see TV!"

By the way, these are the two that practically got naked tonight:

LMAO!

Say it aint so!

I have developed a weird fascination -- bordering on obsession -- with Scott McClellan, the White House's charm-challenged spokesperson. Who would have thought anyone could make Ari Fleischer appear sexy and scintillating?

I'm loath to admit it, but I find myself arranging my schedule around his regularly scheduled press briefings. And when circumstances beyond my control force me to be away, I never fail to TiVo him (in which case, I prefer to watch him alone, late at night, nursing a glass of bubbly water).

Such is my McClellan fixation, that when I found myself seated at the same table as his wife at the White House Correspondent's dinner last month, I felt like the Other Woman running into the Wife.

Scottie was seated on the dais and, of course, I could not take my eyes off of him. Even when Laura Bush was doing her bestiality joke. Indeed, especially when Laura Bush was doing her bestiality joke.

But in the interest of transparency, I've finally decided to go public with my addiction and launch an occasional Checking In With Scottie series, in which I'll bring you the best of Scottie and link to my fellow addicts over at First Draft, who've been pioneers in obsessing over Scottie long before HuffPost was born.

Arianna... You can do better girlfriend! LOL!

Tom Cruise must be laughing his ass off at all the publicity he is getting these days.

I have to be careful when reading Sadies Blog. I just blew hot coffee through my nose over this one.. Read the whole thing. It is hillarious!

It seems as if the recent diva posting left more to expound upon, which is rather convenient, since I'm sorely lacking in inspiration elsewhere. Perhaps I should find a mentor, but at any rate, I'm rattling on about the knowledge I accrued in a past life, otherwise known as hell the online dating world. As many know, these services provide surveys, questionaires, and everything short of a rectal thermometer in a vain attempt to "assure a match." One of the more telling aspects of an online dating profile may be found in the set of checkboxes under the "Looking for" or "Interested in" section. Read on for the sadiemasochistic analysis of the possible answers:

1. Interested in Friendship: Either this fellow has a girlfriend and is casually shopping for a replacement, all the while having a convenient excuse to keep his profile online, or he is so damn suave (read: conceited) that women cannot resist his overwhelming masculinity. Either way, it likely points towards bad news. Or gayness.

2. Interested in Play: Definitely married to "frigid" wife, who used to be great in bed. Seriously thinks that he can arrange lunchtime "play sessions" with females in late teens to early twenties. Seriously believes all the women on "adult" dating sites are real. Never realizes that "frigid" wife no longer desires him because he sucks in bed.

3. Interested in Friendship, Play: Probably married. Definitely a pervert. If married, likely looking to talk wife into having a lesbian threesome. If not married, he probably has attachment issues stemming from sluttish mother who recycled several live-in boyfriends during his youth.

That is what someone is, who digs in other people's trash and takes pictures of people making out at cheap motels calling me illiterate, on someone else's blog of course. Angel is right, there are some people on the Right and I will admit on the Left as well, who when faced with losing an argument, will invariably resort to name calling... Pity really...

I guess I should be amused in a way. I run one of the most well known and successful small companies in Costa Rica, and the person who calls me illiterate is a two bit P.I. in bum fuck Idaho. LMAO!

Bit of advice to numb nuts and anyone else from the Right or Left who gets tweaked when one does not buy into their "logic." Keep preaching to the choir. Run your blog, say whatever you like, make your arguments and basks in the glow of the approval of like minded people. If you chose to argue with someone on their blog, who is diametrically opposed to your point of view, accept the fact that you aren't likely to change their mind. Make your case and move the fuck on! Being bitter, angry and a COWARD, by calling people names on someone else's blog makes you look like the immature one, because I am SOOOOO over any arguments I ever had with you. The fact that they still sting after what... Six Months, proves just how important my point of view actually is to you, along with perhaps your need to win my approval... In short...Get the fuck over it Rob, I already did. A long, long, long time ago. Personally I think you are rather pathetic for continuing your tirades, when no one was talking to you... And FEW are listening...

Chris as for you... You and I are friends. We disagree on this issue, period. If you cant get over that, then pull me from RTR and adios. I am not looking for your approval, nor I imagine, you mine. We can either disagree as men, and move on, or join the mob mentality and start having pissing contest. Personally I am done with the debate we had today. We can either move on to the next one, and continue to respect each other, or you can join the likes of your commenter and play playground games. It's your call.

I have several people from the Right who guest blog on ISOU, and whom I respect. Those people dissagree with me all the time. But we do so respectfully, not act like a bunch of children. I expect no more or less from people I chose to engage on the issues....

The Commissar, one of the most respected members of the Rightsphere is a friend of mine. He wrote this about me not too long ago:

The Biggest Man in the 'Sphere

It seems that I have added the straw that broke David's back.

There's no good excuse. I know David is not Kos, is not Atrios, ... although sometime I wonder if he IS Oliver Willis. (No, all African-Americans don't look alike to me, not even all non-petite ones.) While David usually holds to the Party Line, he varies more than most Liberals. Maybe I thought his inclusion was light-hearted. But that doesn't really wash, does it? There's no 'light-hearted' way to group a Leftie blogger with Kos, Atrios, and Willis. So ... I screwed up.

But enough about me. The following is long overdue.

David Scott Anderson deserves major kudos for his efforts to reach across the 'sphere. As documented here, that doesn't happen much. The blogosphere is two separate parts. David is really the ONLY guy on either side of the aisle (whatever his views, whatever his opinions) who REGULARLY reaches out to bloggers on the other side and tries to engage them civilly. Sure, sometimes (frequently?) those efforts end up acrimoniously. But let's give credit where credit is due. David has been THE ONLY political blogger to try to engage the other side.

Stephen is a person I respect, and admire. He was in reality on of My Blogfathers, and he has guest blogged on ISOU. He is someone who's opinion matters to me.

I am tracking back to your post because I don't say things behind people's backs. And generaly speaking, I don't speak ill of anyone unless provoked.... In this case, I was.

Because she always seems to come up with something that gets me to thinking, like this post about:

social lying (white lies) and...
Internet Dating

In honor of a great post, I am going to attempt to start a meme here. I challenge everyone who reads this to post a similar post.

My Top 10 Lies

1. But of course I love you.
2. The Food was great.
3. I married because I was through with searching for the perfect woman.
5. I loved the Color Purple.
6. I loved (Fill in Girl Flick here)- Said to various dates over the years.
7. Of course I had an orgasm, I am just tired.
8. That never happened before.
9. You were the best I ever had.
10. No you don't look fat in that (Fill in the Blanks)

Bonus - Best and worst Internet Dating Experience (Read On)

Best - Meeting my favorite female blogger before she was a blogger, and spending a wonderful couple of days in L.A. with her.

Worst - Meeting a girl in San Francisco who had more hair on her face than I did. LMAO!

I know I sure wont. Hehe...

WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the "Butterscotch Stallion," has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: "I don't want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else" — and proceeded to lick her buttocks for "over two hours."

I have seen a few lickable ones in my time, but DAYUM... Two hours?