But this guy slept through landing just like this...

Of course he was leaving Costa Rica, so who knows how much partying he did last night....

Chappelle at his funniest!

And I bet she has thought about it! (wink)

when that happens...

The Japanese are wharped! LOL! And their Television is off the chain!

NSFW, believe me!

Yeah, I am a cat person!

Dont ya hate when that happens?

The person who thought this up should be in Hollywood....

As soon as they end that pesky strike.

Too hot for page one! Click through!

Patronizing....

To his credit though, this was a pretty damned boring sermon.

This is too damned funny... But I still kind of like Huckabee.

You would not look???

No, this is not an, "Iron my shirt," moment. I just thought this video was hilarious or should that be HILLARY-OUS?

Why so many people are giving up landlines...

I bought the kids an XBOX for Christmas huh?

The Laundry Girl, Never Forget Her ! - The most popular videos are here

Got Ya!

Mitt has a few problems... Do Americans really want someone who believes this bullshit to lead our country?

We men had to work half as hard to get laid, the human population would die out in fifty years...

The next Hip Hop Superstars!

No really, this is funny as hell, and damned good too!

Also.... A little bit disturbing. Hehe...

Thanks Joe

The whole Google Maps privacy thing is legit. hehe...

The Original - Wicked Sexy

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Okay, I admit it, the guy did have a certain cocky style... Funny shit. Well Dawg it was a nice run, and you are going to make some money... Buh Bye!

Sanjaya Malakar, the singer who horrified and captivated millions in his improbable "American Idol" run, was finally voted off the show Wednesday night. When the result was announced, Malakar wiped away tears and got a big hug from LaKisha Jones, the next lowest vote-getter. "I'm fine," he told Ryan Seacrest. "It was an amazing experience."

"I can promise you: We won't soon forget you," Seacrest replied.

Malakar then performed one last song, "Something To Talk About." Putting his own twist on the song, the 17-year-old known for his pretty looks and ever-changing hairstyles ad-libbed: "Let's give them something to talk about ... other than hair."

On Tuesday night's show, Simon Cowell had slammed his performance as "utterly horrendous." And for once, the notoriously mean judge was vindicated.

"I'm beginning to sense something here," a grinning Cowell said when Malakar wound up in the bottom three.

Six contestants are now left: Jones, Blake Lewis, Jordin Sparks, Chris Richardson, Melinda Doolittle and Phil Stacey.

Malakar was routinely savaged by Cowell as he developed into one of the weakest, most awkward "Idol" finalists ever. Still, the gangly teen managed to outlast better singers by cultivating an unlikely fan base that helped him survive round after round of viewer elimination.

Though his breathy, childlike singing voice paled in comparison with other finalists, his ability to stand out kept him in the competition. He consistently delivered the season's most talked-about performances, even daring to sport a ponytail mohawk that added pizazz to an otherwise tepid rendition of No Doubt's "Bathwater."

That, of course, wound up fodder for watercooler discussion on G-rated morning programs and smart-alecky Web sites, stoking suspicion that Malakar was self-consciously manipulating the media to carve a place in "American Idol" history.

Lifted from Shabooty

About what you fantasize over...

Looks about right...

That someone besides me, saw the whole Anna Nicole Smith coverage to be ridiculous.... She was a goldigger, not a freaking world leader or popular artist.
Personally I felt her 15 minutes were up a long time ago...
Right on Daily Show!

Either a Mugu with a sense of humor, or someone else who is SICK! LOL! And wants to make fun of my Mugu postings. (NSFW)

FROM:AMINA HASSAN Dearest One assalam alaikum and may the peace of gracious Allah be with you,please I have a problem which I needed a help from you,I have decided to write you for help. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will.I am in a state of delinma and your cock size pushed me to send you this mail, I am Amina Hassan, 9 years old and the only daughter of my ficticious parents Mr. and Mrs.Hassan. My father was a highly reputable business magnet (a cocaine merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory tower during his days.It is sad to say that he passed away from syphilis mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on 12th.Febuary 2004.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who injected syphilis into him with his cock and who travelled with him at that time. But Allah knows the truth that I am a dirty internet fraudster who is trying to steal your money! My mother died when I was just 94 years old, she was killed by aliens from outer space and since then my father took me so special and let all his male goats fuck me. Before the death of my father on 12 2004 he secretly called me on his bed and fucked me in the arse and told me that he has the sum of Seven million, five hundred thousand ficticious United State Dollars. US($7.500,000) left in fixed condom in one of the sperm banks here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund . I am just 19 years old and a university drop out and really know what to do to defraud you of your money. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in the north pole. The death of my father actually brought great joy to my life.I am in a insincere desire of your fucking assistance in this regards.Your suggestions, ideas and bank balance will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:- 1. Can you honestly copulate with me as your daughter? 2. Can I completely mistrust you? 3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the shit is in your account? Please, Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Thank you so much.My salami to your family. My sincere regards, Amina Hassan

This so far tongue in cheek, that the person's jaw is about to explode!

Warning... No Nudity, but adult themed.

I say... "You go girl!"

Read on if you want to apply!

And she has already learned how to pimp!

You know you have at least wondered... Whether Hotgirl2006, was really HOT? Hehe...

This is MAD funny... But not safe for work...

I nearly shat my pants, and blew hot coffee out my nose...

Tom Delay is a total idiot, or at least the moron he has running his site is...

What's wrong with that picture... Which is from here by the way, (See it before they edit it, and claim it never was posted)

Jon Swift is about as conservative as... well.... Jesus General! LMAO!

Great Start to your blogging career Tom! Maybe it will be easier from Jail!

during those press conferences...

This is funny!

"Your proposal is very interesting. Let me get back to you!"
Translation: "Who the hell let you in? I will have to remember to spank my admin for letting you have an appointment."

"Send me an email with more details!"
Translation: "Hope I can remember to set up filters to block this guys emails!"

"It seems a bit expensive?"
Translation: "You are joking right? My computers are original 8k IBM's. I don't spend money on stuff like this! How the hell do you think I can afford my girlfriend, beach house and secretary?"

"Your car/fill in the blanks, will be ready next week."
Translation: "The ENNNNNND of next week, if you are lucky. Otherwise, that will give me enough time to come up with a good excuse as to why it is not ready."

"Yes I know you have been standing in line all day, but the rules say we close at 4:00 and though it is only 3:30, we need the 30 minutes to ensure that the people ahead of you get served."
Translation: We are a monopoly dickhead. Our union guarantees that we dont need to do no stinkin' overtime. So consider yourself lucky I even bothered to explain. Any yeah it is only 3:30, but with all the lolly gagging we do, the other dickheads ahead of you will be lucky to be served. So go home, and get up earlier tomorrow, or maybe you just want to STAY IN LINE, that way you will get an early start on tomorrow!

"Of course I am concerned about customer service."
Translation: "I'd like to be concerned by my, 'give a damn,' is on Christmas Break.

"I'd like to connect your American Cellphone, but the truth is that it is not on our authorized list, and selling you a SIM chip could cause our network to fail due to the incompatible hardware."
Translation: "I have never seen that phone before, and since it does not have a spanish menu, I have no clue how to configure it. So I am will tell you any damned thing rather than admit that I am stupid."

I got this from Jack at Random Fate, a classic! Funny as hell!

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play hes practicing his line over and over again.

Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!

"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"

The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"

"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"

Answers the questions everyone wants to know.... Is the Bush family contributing to the war on terror?

Is disgusting, but funny as hell! By the way, has being a tramp suddenly become the vogue thing???

Hat tip Agent Bedhead!

I have become a YouTube Addict....
Found this extended version of the old Paris Hilton Hamburger commercial...

I have to admit, I have seen the Paris Hilton Porno video, and this is better... Heh...

"It's also been 2 years since I've even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria's Secrets' new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me."

Britney Spears

I agree Britney, you without drawers was just NASTY!

I usually don't do these, but I got an email full of them this morning and they were all hilarious, these are two of the "tamer" ones.

Don't you hate when that happens? LOL!

That trailer trash Britney is running around sin drawers, comes as a surprise?

NEW YORK (AP) - Britney Spears is behaving more like her soon to be ex-husband, Kevin Federline, than a pop princess on the verge of a career comeback.

Fresh from her split from the club-hopping Federline, Spears looked hip and wholesome weeks ago in a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show and while ice skating in New York's Rockefeller Center in a Gap sweater. But now she's unleashing her inner wild child, running around with party girls Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, sporting unflattering hair extensions and flashing her apparently panty-less crotch to the paparazzi. (Be prepared to cringe if you dare to view the uncensored photos, splashed unceremoniously across the Web).

See below the fold for some NASTY Pictures of Ms. Spears(NSFW)

Looks like Britney and Paris have grown REALLY CLOSE?

And now, for the Money Shot way too damned skanky for ISOU, and not Work Friendly at all! Looks like my favorite bubble gum chewing Republican has LOST it. I wonder if she is still Oliver Willis' wet dream?

Like I have always said, you can take the trash out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trash out of the girl!

Hey Britney fans! (Wink)

In Search of Utopia is up for Best Blog in Latin America, would you take 2 seconds to vote?

Please remember to vote. It takes two mouse clicks and you are done!

As best Latin/Carib/South American Blog!

Update: December 13th - Just two days to go. ISOU has moved into third place, dont know how long it will last, but I am thrilled to be in that position against such strong competition. Thanks to all who have voted and continue to support me. We may not win, but it would be great to finish in the top three, please vote!

LMAO!

Forbes' Fictional 15 is out, calculating the wealth of the wealthiest characters in popular fiction.

My favorite:

Also making his Fictional 15 debut: spam entrepreneur Prince Abakaliki of Nigeria. Abakaliki is notable for being the only fictional character on our list who regularly e-mails real people, usually begging for assistance in recovering large sums of money. We estimate Abakaliki to be worth more than $2.8 billion.

For the rest of the list, go see James' post here.

Now if I had just given the Prince that fee he asked for! LOL!

My Bad! Though I probably did it intentionally just to give Jay an excuse to insult me.

From The Blotter:

First Daughter Barbara Bush had her purse and cell phone stolen as she had dinner in a restaurant in Buenos Aires, Argentina, even though she was being guarded by a detail of Secret Service agents, according to law enforcement reports made available to ABC News.

It was not the only mishap on the two-week trip to Argentina by Barbara (right) and her twin sister Jenna (left).

A Secret Service agent on the advance detail got into an "altercation" with someone after a night out and was badly beaten, according to the law enforcement reports. The Secret Service said today the incident was an attempted mugging that occurred while the agent was on his own time. The agent is doing fine.

The purse snatching took place on Barbara's first night in town while she was dining in the picturesque San Telmo neighborhood. According to the reports, the Secret Service agents failed to notice the incident.

Okay, first off, let me say that I am glad Barbara nor her sister were hurt.

Having said that...

Can you imagine the fucking balls on that thief! He or she has just achieved LEGENDARY status! To rip off the daughter of the President of the United States, while the Secret Service guys were probably checking out one of the local attractions....

I would NOT want to be in those guys shoes when they get back to Washington...

For the safety of the Presidential daughters, I hope they don't come to Costa Rica any time soon!

But you can never take the trailer park out of the girl... Looks like my favorite bubble gum chewing idiot, is back in the mix. Love ya Britney! You go girl!

Priceless... Not the Stewart part... The moron from Faux News.... Now that was funny.

Not at all safe for work...

Click through...

Hat Tip Dean

Thanks to Teresa for sending me the link!

As usual, Stewart puts it in perspective better than anyone...

Hat Tip Crooks and Liars

some ugly assed shoes...

I liked it better when Shabooty concentrated on half naked movie stars...

Hehehe...

I know just the type...

The NYT isnt going anywhere. But since they are the boogeyman for Rightwingers, I am sure that any financial loss, even one easilly explained as the cost of restructuring, would be celebrated as some kind of sinking of the ship. Message to the Wingnuts.... You want to see a ship sinking? Hang out in Washington on November 8th!

From Crooks and Liars

Another dose of TRUTH from Jon...

China may be giving striptease funerals the last rites after officials arrested five people and ordered an end to the practise, state media said.

Strip shows have been commonly used to attract more mourners to funerals, as villagers believe a crowded send-off brings more honor to the deceased, Xinhua news agency said.

But police took action after state television exposed the "obscene performances" at a funeral in Donghai county, Jiangsu province, with 200 people including children in attendance, it said.

"When the performance reached a climax, two performers started stripping and to show their charm. They even dragged audiences onto the stage to join them," Beijing News said, citing the television report.

Wealthier families in villages often employ two troupes of performers to try to draw a crowd at the funerals of their loved ones.

And who said Chinese are conservative...

'cause I buy on eBay all the time! LOL!

Hat Tip Brad

I found these hilarious vintage ads, via Ace.

Uh yeah, you want to try blowing smoke in a woman's face today? LOL! Who came up with this stuff! It's priceless.

My favorite has got to be THIS ONE, Lysol and feminine hygiene? Eh... Just imagine, that pine fresh smell all night LONG! LOL!

Some of the ads are ju