This seems to be a popular one going around today. People... This is a scam. This email is from some MORON sitting in an internet cafe sending out thousands of these. I have received six already today.

INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLMENT
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:

THIS IS TO OFFICIALY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERYFIED YOUR CONTRACT
INHERITANCEFILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR
PAYMENT IS BECAUSE,YOU HAVE NOT FUFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU
IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE
NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE
FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVICE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAS TO
STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING
A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.

RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD
PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT
ALH.MUSA UMARU YAR`ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.THIS CARD
CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR
MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS ONE
THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS PER DAY,SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR
FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY
SENDING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1.YOUR FULL NAME
2.PHONE AND FAX & MOBILE NUMBER
3.ADDRESS
4.YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5.SCANNED COPY OF YOUR ID CARD

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT
8,300,000.00 AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008. ALSO FOR YOUR
INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s). THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT.

CALL ME ON MY DIRECT NUMBER+234-7055982408 OR EMAIL BACK AS SOON AS
YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION IN THIS REGARDS
AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT,
WHICH IS (811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING MECHIEF
AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA ATM CARD PAYMENT
FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES.

SINCERELY,

PRINCE AMANDA
ATM DEPARTMENT
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
+234-7055982408

Who is MORE ignorant? The moron who sent this emai

l:

Dear Customer,

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $250,000.00 United States Dollars Won at the Shell Promo April. 2008 but we did not hear from you for claims. Then we went and deposited the Cheque with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, West Africa.

What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, We have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is Legitimate and not meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country or Drugs.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($250.00 US) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.

Our company would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this information below and reconfirm your Delivery address;

Contact Person: Mr. Allen Davidson
Email Address: fedex.customercare.unit@live.com
Office Telephone: +234-52878780

Your Full Name:
Delivery Address:
Telephone:

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address() and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $250.00 US Dollars for their immediate Dispatch/shipment. You should also let me know through email as soon as you
receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Terry Charles.
Office Tel: +44 70359 22382
Shell Oil and Petroleum United Kingdom.
Public Relations Officer. (P.R.O)

Or the idiot who is stupid enough to fall for it, or who is too stupid to realize that Fedex does not use hotmail!

Like I do...

Dear Beloved in Christ.

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth, I had
no choice than to do what is lawful and just in the sight of God for eternal
life and in the sight of man for witness of God & his Mercies and glory upon my
life.

I am Mrs. Sarah Baxter, the wife of Mr. Ricky Baxter, my husband worked with
the Chevron/Texaco in Jordan for twenty years before he died in the year
2005.We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband died after a
brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we both got born-
again and dedicated Christians.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial
home which the Bible is strongly against. When my late husband was alive he
deposited the sum of US$7.5 Million. (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand
U.S.Dollars) with a Bank in Europe.

Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me
as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I, as the
beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds will be
CONFISTICATED or I rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to
receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I can
not come over.

Presently, I am in a hospital in Jordan where I have been undergoing treatment
for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have
told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this
money distributed to charity organizations anywhere in the World. Because
relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I
cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of
them.

Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and
collect the Funds from the Bank. I want a person that is God-fearing who will
use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of
God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took
this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and
my husband's relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard
earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this
money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold
decision.

I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going to. I know that I am
going to be in the bosom of the Lord. {Exodus 14:14} says that the lord will
fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone
communication in this regard because of my soundless voice and presence of my
husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this
development.

With God all things are possible.

If you are interested in helping me fulfill this dream, you can email to my
personal email: sarahbaxter_70@hotmail.com

Your Sister in Christ,

Mrs. Sarah Baxter

That there is a special place in HELL for these animals.

This MORONIC Mugu sends me at least three of these a week.

CHRISTAIN GROUPS & ASSOCIATE
130 BANK ANTHONY WAY IKEJA GRA LAGOS


Dear Partner,

Good day, firstly, I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a Certified mail/Post-mail. This is due to the urgency and importance of the information. This project is based on Trust,confidentiality and sincerity of purpose in order to have an acceptable meeting of the minds. I am a fifty two(52)years old established lawyer. My name is Christain Bell,a legal personal attorney to an expatriate and a consultant with an American Oil company,PENNZOIL (Now deceased) He died in the Tsunami disaster on 26th december 2004 while on vacation in Thailand.

Six years ago, My Client successfully executed a contract for the Federal Government of Nigerian {FGN} worth US$18.3 million dollars. A part payment of USD9.million dollars was paid to my client, while the balance of USD9.3 million Dollars was still unpaid before my client died in the Indian Ocean Tsunami disaster. However, all my efforts to locate the possible next of kin proved abortive. Untill his sudden demise, He was not married and was 44years old.
NOW THE CRUX OF THIS E-LETTER is that the new elected Government Of Nigerian is fully paying all foreign contractors who have successfully executed their contracts and my client is among those benefited in this first quarter payment schedule which has already been deposited in his bank. As his personal attorney/Adviser, his bank has officially notified and instructed me to forward particulars of my client's next of kin within the next 14 official working days so that he/she can be paid the outstanding USD9.3 Million dollars otherwise his payment will be diverted to the government coffers account as uncliamed bill.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any of his relatives, I decided to contact you for a deal so that we can work together as a team to remit the money to your account as my client next of kin since I do not want to seat and watch my client hard earned entittlement to go astray,it will be easy for us to achieve because you are of the same name and country like him. Although I know that a transaction of this magnitude might make anyone apprehensive but I would like to assure you that I am proposing this project to you with the best of intensions. As a lawyer, I have the power to secure all the necessary legal documents that will be used for this claim. All I require from you is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this transaction will be executed under a Legitimate banking arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. Upon successful conclusion of this project,you will be compen sated with 40% of the total fund,
If you are interested to work with me in this deal then kindly reply strictly with your personal Telephone /fax number for effective communication and oral clarification on how to proceed next.

Sincerely yours,

Mr.Christain Bell
{Legal Adviser}

Robert Mueller? fbi.us.gov@usa.com, gimme a break!

From: "Robert S. Mueller, III"
Date: September 22, 2008 12:38:25 PM GMT-06:00
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
Reply-To:

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS, WASHINGTON, D.C.
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
http://www.fbi.gov

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.

ATTN; THE BENEFICIARY

We the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI Honolulu) United States of America have discovered through our intelligent monitoring network that you have a transaction going on as either inheritance payment, Lottery or contract payment in a tone of Millions of United States Dollars which have been approved but have not been settled. This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract / inheritance file after close monitoring and found out why you have not received your payment, both on your part and on the part of your debtors.

Secondly, we have been informed that you are still dealing with the non officials in the bank who are attempting to secure the release of your fund to you. We wish to advise you that this is illegal and you should stop further communication with them forthwith because such an illegal act like this can lead to cancellation of your fund.

we have been having so many complains from people who have been scammed around the world hence, after concluding in a meeting with Members of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), we came to a conclusion that every payment will be made through the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN). We also concluded on the use of ELECTRONIC ATM PAYMENT SYSTEM as the only direct means to pay all beneficiaries.(say no to fraud)

By this method, your funds will be loaded in TWO BATCHES into an ATM card, and sent to you, from this card you can withdraw a maximum of us$20,000. Per day from any ATM machine worldwide, BUT from the financial houses there is no limit. So if you would like to receive your funds in this way please send your following information to the paying bank.

(1)Your Full Name: _____________
(2)Your Complete Address (Physical Address with Zip Code not
P.O.BOX) : _______________________
(3)Name of City of Residence:________________________________
(4)Country:_____________Direct Telephone Number:_____________
(5)Mobile Number:___________________Fax Number:______________
(6)Age:______Sex:______Occupation:___________________________
(7)Working Identity Card/Int'l Passport:___________,

Below are the contact details of the PAYING BANK (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA)
in the Federal Republic Of Nigeria to whom you will send your information
for the processing of the ATM card as soon as possible:

CONTACT PERSON: MR. DAVID WEST
HEAD OF OPERATIONS, ATM CARD PAYMENT SYSTEM
DEBIT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.(CBN)
EMAIL: davidwestkk@live.com

call him on his Mobile Number +234 70 55477568

The DEBIT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION has been mandated to issue out your payments for this fiscal year 2008. Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) who claim that to be established agents using it to defraud innocent people worldwide. This is to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.

WE ARE THE PRIDE OF AMERICA.

God bless you and your family.
God bless United State of America
God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Faithfully Yours,

MR .ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
FOR COROPORATE AFFAIRS
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI Honolulu)
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

And here's another one:

From the Desk of:
ENGR. JOHN LAMBO
Director-General
Project Implementation, Budget &
Finance, Liquified Natural Gas (LNG).
Tel: 234-1-790-2617
234-805-405-393

ATTN:CEO/PRESIDENT
FUND INVESTMENT ASSISTANCE
It is my great pleasure in writing you this letter on behalf of my Director and his colleagues. We got your particulars through a buiness promotion and real estate journal, hence we seek your assistance. I have decided to seek a confidential investment co-operation with you in the execution of a project described hereunder for the benefit of all parties involved. I hope you will keep it confidential because of the personalities that are involved. I’m Engr. John Lambo, Director-General, Project Implementation, Budget & Finance, Liquified Natural Gas (LNG) who mandated me to contact you for a high profile fund investment.
We awarded a contract to a Foreign Firm for Turn around maintenance and supply of Monax Axial to three (3) refineries here in Nigeria. After the execution and commission of the project, we are left in our possession as over bill payment totaling US$27,350,000.00 (Forty Million Seven Hundred & Fifty Thousand US Dollars Only); which we want to transfer abroad with your assistance and co-operation to transfer the money into your bank account.
The amount represented some percentage of the total value executed on behalf of my Ministry by a foreign contracting firm, which we over-invoiced and increased deliberately.
Though the actual contract cost have been paid to the original contractor, leaving the balance in the tune of (US$40.750m) the said amount, which we have gotten approval to remit to foreign bank account we will provide by filing in an application through my ministry for the transfer of right and privileges of the former contractor to you, since we are civil servant, we are prohibited by the law to operate or own foreign account.
We are seeking your assistance in providing a good bank account into which we can remit this fund by acting as our main partner/trustee or sub-contractor, upon application for claim to reflect the payment and approvals to be secured on your behalf.
I have the authority of my boss and his partners to propose that should you be willing to assist us in the transaction, your share of the sum will be 30% of the total sum.
We propose to you as the trustee/manager of the fund that we intend to invest the fund into real estate and capital market. Upon your response and indication to assist us, we shall discuss the modalities of sharing formula as it concerns your compensation for your expected assistance.
All logistics are in place and all modalities worked out for a smooth conclusion of this transaction within the next few working days of commencement. Contact me on this my confidential Tel: 234-1-790-2617, 234-805-405-3936 as to indicate your willingness in assisting us so that
I can tell you what next to do. I am at your disposal to entertain any question(s) from you with respect to this transaction. So, contact me immediately through my confidential telephone numbers as indicated above for further information on the requirements and procedures for this transaction.
The transaction itself is 100% risk-free provided you treat it with utmost confidentiality.
1.YourTelephone/fax numbers for effective communication,2.Your Direct Email
adress. Treat with utmost urgency and confidentiality.
Yours faithfully,
ENGR. JOHN LAMBO
Director-General (LNG)

For some reason these idiots believe that by framing their scam as "Christian," which the idiots can not even spell, that it will make it more believable. It is NOT.

CHRISTAIN GROUPS & ASSOCIATE
130 BANK ANTHONY WAY IKEJA GRA LAGOS


Dear Partner,

Good day, firstly, I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a Certified mail/Post-mail. This is due to the urgency and importance of the information. This project is based on Trust,confidentiality and sincerity of purpose in order to have an acceptable meeting of the minds. I am a fifty two(52)years old established lawyer. My name is Christain Bell,a legal personal attorney to an expatriate and a consultant with an American Oil company,PENNZOIL (Now deceased) He died in the Tsunami disaster on 26th december 2004 while on vacation in Thailand.

Six years ago, My Client successfully executed a contract for the Federal Government of Nigerian {FGN} worth US$18.3 million dollars. A part payment of USD9.million dollars was paid to my client, while the balance of USD9.3 million Dollars was still unpaid before my client died in the Indian Ocean Tsunami disaster. However, all my efforts to locate the possible next of kin proved abortive. Untill his sudden demise, He was not married and was 44years old.

NOW THE CRUX OF THIS E-LETTER is that the new elected Government Of Nigerian is fully paying all foreign contractors who have successfully executed their contracts and my client is among those benefited in this first quarter payment schedule which has already been deposited in his bank. As his personal attorney/Adviser, his bank has officially notified and instructed me to forward particulars of my client's next of kin within the next 14 official working days so that he/she can be paid the outstanding USD9.3 Million dollars otherwise his payment will be diverted to the government coffers account as uncliamed bill.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any of his relatives, I decided to contact you for a deal so that we can work together as a team to remit the money to your account as my client next of kin since I do not want to seat and watch my client hard earned entittlement to go astray,it will be easy for us to achieve because you are of the same name and country like him. Although I know that a transaction of this magnitude might make anyone apprehensive but I would like to assure you that I am proposing this project to you with the best of intensions. As a lawyer, I have the power to secure all the necessary legal documents that will be used for this claim. All I require from you is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this transaction will be executed under a Legitimate banking arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. Upon successful conclusion of this project,you will be compensated with 40% of the total fund,whi le 60% will be for me.

If you are interested to work with me in this deal then kindly reply strictly with your personal Telephone /fax number for effective communication and oral clarification on how to proceed next.

Sincerely yours,

Mr.Christain Bell
{Legal Adviser}

Hey Mugus, The FBI does not use this kind of an email, nor a usa.com email address.

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS, WASHINGTON, D.C.
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
http://www.fbi.gov

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.

ATTN; THE BENEFICIARY

NOTE: We have received series of reports against you through the FBI monitoring agents in conjunction with the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Federal Republic of Nigeria as well as the Anti Fraud Unit of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

We have noted that you had been strictly guided by the above mentioned security agents on your dealings with some internet imposters/scammers but you failed to abide by the laid down instruction without thinking of the consequences. Note that you have been giving enough time to restrict your dealings with these imposters otherwise you shall be considered dubious and fraudulent and will be treated as such as the law demands.

Finally, our defense strategy has yielded a voluminous result with the assistance of the international police in every country, Economic and financial crimes commission (EFCC) in conjunction with the Anti Fraud Unit of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Be informed that the petition authoritatively writing against you will pave way for legal action against you if you continue with your dealings on the above subject matter. Remember, no one is above the law. This email should serve as a warning to you to comply with this directives with immediate effect otherwise, we shall apprehend you for questioning and subsequently prosecute you according to the criminal law of the International Court of Justice. Bewarned.

Note that you are being monitored in every of your correspondence. Make sure that you respond to this email so that we can advice you accordingly for your immediate payment of US$8.5 Million with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

WARNING: Failure to abide by this laid down instruction within 48 hours, legal proceedings will be taking against you and if found guilty, you will be jailed in connection with the following count charges, Funding of Terrorism, Drug Trafficking and Money Laundering which will be prosecuted in any competent International Court of Justice. Note that the F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any individual who indulge in this criminal act.

Faithfully Your's,

ROBERT MUELLER
DIRECTOR, WASHINGTON DC FBI.
FBI Seal

I have been asked if I would periodically post Lotto and Mugu scam emails. So here is one I received today.

LOTERIA NACIONAL

Madrid-Spain

https://www.lotojuegos.com

Ref No: LN/88-5/XXX08.

Batch No: 009/12345SP.

!!!CONGRATULATION YOU ARE A WINNER!!!.

The Board of Directors, members of staff and the International Promotion
Department of the LOTERIA NACIONAL Satellite lottery, Spain, wishes to
congratulate you on your success as the STAR PRIZE WINNER in this year NACIONAL
LOTTO Satellite lottery Spain International Promotion (SLP) .The late notice
was due to mix up email addresses, no tickets were sold, and you were randomly
selected as a winner.

This comes with a prize of One Million, Five Hundred Thousand Euro (Ђ1,500,000)
Euros in the LOTERIA-NACIONAL Satellite Software email lottery in which e-mail
addresses are picked randomly by Software powered by the Internet through the
worldwide website.

Your email address was amongst those chosen this year for the LOTERIA-NACIONAL
Satellite lottery. And this promotion is proudly sponsored by the EUROMILLONES LOTTO
SPAIN organization. The selection process was carried out through random selection
in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a
million email addresses from the World Wide Web. Each email address was attached to
a ticket number and your email address with ticket number: KY/098/HG/7BN was
randomly selected as the star prize winner amongst other consolation prize winners.

Your email address, attached to Ref number: LN/88-5/XXX08 with Serial number:
009/12345SP drew the lucky Numbers 25, and consequently won the lottery in the "A"
Category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of Ђ 1,500,000
Euros.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European Booklet
representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In View of this,
your Ђ 1,500,000 Euros will be released to you by our accredited remittance bank
located in Europe.

To file for your claim, kindly fill the verification form below and send it to the
Claims Manager, Mr. Thomas Gasol of the claims department through email, stating
your receipt of this notification. He has been mandated to offer you assistance and
facilitate the urgent delivery of your prizes.

Claims Manager,

M. Thomas Gasol

Tel: + 34-667-302-512

Email: loteriaclaim@aim.com

VERIFICATION FORM:

1.) FULL NAME:

2.) AGE:

3.) SEX:

4.) ADDRESS:

5.) OCCUPATION:

6.) Ref. Number:

7.) COUNTRY:

8.) PHONE:

9.) FAX NUMBER:

10) Monthly Income:

Thanks for been part of this promotional award programme.We wish you the best of
lucky as you spend your good fortune.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Melissa De Grout

Promotion Manager

Tel: + 34-667-302-512

Email: loteriaclaim@aim.com

https://www.lotojuegos.com

N.B: Keep all lotto information from public to avoid double claims, as any breach of
confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification.

Still hard to believe that people actually believe that crap.
Remember people, if it sounds too good to be true, it IS! And you cant win a lottery that you did not buy a ticket for.

Since I shared MUGU Mail. It's not that my dear STOOPID friends from Nigeria have stopped writing me.... It's just that I have been so busy I have not had time to give them the exposure that they deserve. I get at least 10 of these a MONTH, identical, except occassionaly the email or name of the sender will change. By the way, if you get one of these, and respond to these morons, you deserve to lose your money!

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Tinubu Square, Lagos- Nigeria.
Our ref: Cbn/Ohg/Oxd1/2008
Your ref: ...............................
Telex: Cenbank.
Reference Number CBN/UNRC/XX1/08

Attn: Beneficiary,

UNITED NATIONS DIRECTIVES ON YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FUNDS.

We have decided to bring to your attention, the fact that we feel we have done everything necessary to make sure payments from the debt remittance account are made to the Bonafide Beneficiaries. We earlier informed you of an attempt by some people to collect your payment on your behalf. I had to ask them why they came to see me in person and they said that they came to collect the inheritance/contract funds payment sum of $11 million dollar which rightfully belongs to you as shown in your file with us, on your behalf and by your
authorization.

However, since our last communication to you, we have not heard
anything else from you. Note that they actually tendered some vital documents which proved that you actually sent them to collect these funds. Below is the list of documents which they have presented so far.

1) Letter of administration,( 2) Order to release,( 3) High court injunction

4) Letters of Authorization.

Due to the nature of my job, I cannot afford to make any mistake in releasing the funds to anyone except you who is the recognized true beneficiary to these funds.

Since we have not heard anything from you, I have no choice but to go ahead and order the release of the funds to the men who claim to be your representatives when they come back to my office next week. I have decided to carry out this decision based on your inaction and the fact that these men have threatened to press charges against me, even if it is with the help of corrupt government officials who want to make sure they claim this money belonging to you. And this is a risk I cannot take because I have not heard anything from you.

In lieu to these prevailing Circumstances the Central Bank of Nigeria and
specific Instructions were issued out by the Presidency in conjunction with United Nations Office Ghana Annex, they came to a conclusion that all foreign payment in respect to Contract/Inheritance Claims should be release to the UNITED NATIONS RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE WEST AFRICA ZONE ANNEX OFFICE IN ACCRA.GHANA. For further release and crediting of all beneficiary account.

You are hereby advised to contact the chairman of the committee ALHAJI ALI MOHEMMED NATIONAL CHAIRMAN duly appointed to oversee the immediate Release of your long Over due Funds. The United Nation Step Into this matter and handed over this files to more capable hand in West Africa instead of leaving the bonding only on the Central Bank of Nigeria to handle.

Be advice that all further correspondence in respect to your
Contract/Inheritance Claims be directed to the following office for immediate Processing and final crediting of your designated bank account in your country with your full payment details along with your telephone and fax numbers for easy communication. See the Details Below:

CONTACT DETAILS:

CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE.
ALHAJI ALI MOHEMMED.
UNITED NATIONS RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE
WEST AFRICA ZONE ANNEX OFFICE IN ACCRA.
GHANA
EMAIL: unrclearanceannex1@i12.com

Note that for security reasons you have been assigned a code/password which is {CBN/UNRC/XX1/08}, please note that this code is the reference number for your transfer and it?s being disclosed to you alone, guard this jealously and all your email response should carry this code as the subject.

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Daniel Musa.

Secretary.
To the Governor.
Central bank of Nigeria
Tinubu square, Lagos- Nigeria.
CC: SENATE COMMITTEE ON FINANCE
CC: UNITED NATIONS RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE

OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA Aso Rock villa, Asokoro District, Abuja

CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY

Based on our investigation department, we wish to warn you against some Miscreants, Hoodlums and touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country.

I am Lt General James Morgan (Rtd), National Security Adviser to the new Nigerian President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua. I am delighted to inform you that the contract panel, which just concluded its sitting in Abuja just released your name amongst contractors to benefit from the Diplomatic Immunity Payment. This Panel was primarily delegated to investigate manipulated contract claims, contracts and over-invoiced payment as the effect has eaten deep into the economy of our dear country.

However, we wish to bring to your notice that your contract profile is still reflecting in our central computer as unpaid contractor while auditing was going on. Your contract file was forwarded to my office by the auditors as unclaimed fund, we wish to use this medium to inform you that for the time being Federal Government of Nigeria have stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer due to contractors numerous petitions to United Nations against Nigeria on wrong payment and diversion of contract funds to different accounts.

In this regards, we are going to send your contract part payment of 20Million USD. To you via our accredited shipping company through diplomatic cash delivery down to our door step and I have secured every needed document to cover the money while the diplomat will get it delivered to you right in your doorstep.

Note: The money is coming on two security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine as metallic trunk boxes. Please you don't have to worry for anything, as the transaction is 100% risk free. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me, your full house address and your identity such as, international passport or drivers license and your mobile phone and telephone number, The Diplomatic Agent will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives to your country's airport. I hope you understand me.

As soon as the above-mentioned details are received, your payment will be made to you via diplomatic courier delivery in accordance to World Bank, United Nation and IMF recommendations. A diplomat with international travel immunity will be contracted to deliver the fund at your doorstep.

Kindly get back to me today also with the requested information so that we can proceed on this matter as soon as possible.

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Copy of int'l passport, drivers license, or any valid ID card via e-mail attachment.

Bear in mind that the diplomat does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Materials for security reasons/valuable material of your personal effect. I did not disclose it as money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok. Call me on my direct phone +234-703-100-8675 or email and I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the Diplomatic Immunity Clearance Certificate (D.I.C.C), which will make him pass every custom checkpoint all over the world without any hitches.

Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately because your boxes are scheduled to leave as soon as we hear from you.

Best Regards,
Lt General James Morgan (Rtd).
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
+234-703-100-8675
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These idiot Mugus are just ostentatious, aren't they?>

The mugu idiots are starting to use Skype more and more these days.

This:

princess7847

Idiot, is actually about three people I would guess based on the variances in English skills and smoothness, nevertheless, they are all idiots. So if you get chatted up by someone that seems to be too good to be true, especially one who talks like a freaking moron, then you know you are under Mugu attack!

Another ignorant West African 419 Spammer, trying to get their hands on my money!

My Dear Friend,

Greetings,

This letter might come to you as a surprise as we have not met before, but I believe that you would be compelled to help me after going through the contents of this letter.

My name is Maria Del Carmen Stevens Swedish; my meeting with Mr. David Yendall Stevens in South Africa led us into marriage. My husband Mr. David Stevens who is now late farmer and
exporter of Tobacco in the Republic of Zimbabwe, he was shot dead allegedly by ZANU-PF supporters in Zimbabwe on 25th of April 2000 in the farm. You can confirm this by copying and pasting this link on your internet browser or click on it:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/725643.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/818766.stm

He (Robert Mugabe) did not stop at that; he also went on to expel all White farmers in Zimbabwe. He implored the services of his war veterans to undertake this seizure. The war veterans have been accused (correctly) of being behind the violent occupation of white-owned commercial farms in which an estimated 70,000 farm workers have been displaced. At least, over hundreds white farmers and black settlers have been killed since the farm invasions began in February 2000.We have decided that we must see this problem to the end.

Although we know that we are taking a great risk by staying here in Zimbabwe. At the Moment, our phone lines are bugged, and all our movements are being monitored by Zimbabwean (Robert Mugabe's) secret Police. Therefore email is the safest means of communication for now.

We (White farmers in Zimbabwe) have taken our case to the United Nations and even with the threats of transactions and the subsequent sanctions from the West against the Zimbabwean Authorities, Robert Mugabe (The president of Zimbabwe)still remains adamant. He is insisting that our farm land (some of which we bought with our money and most of which we inherited from our fathers) belongs to the (his) government of Zimbabwe the government of Zimbabwe has asked all white-farmers to give up their farms to black farmers or risk going to prison.

So far, more than 1,400 white owned farms have been invaded and confiscated, as well as claiming the properties of the farmers. Also, about 133 white farmers were arrested for defying the orders to leave their farms under the controversial land reform program of the government,

Since I could not keep the money in Zimbabwe, I used the services of a Diplomatic Courier Company to move this money (registered as official documents) out of Zimbabwe to Malaysia.

At present, my money totaling US$28,750,000. (Twenty eight million, seven hundred and fifty thousand United States Dollars) is in Europe and hopefully, it would be paid into an offshore account. Can you help me? Are you trustworthy? Can you handle this money? Are you capable of handling this money? If you can, please contact me All you need to do is to claim this money from the Courier Company. Please don't not think this is a joke or games. I have the link here read and find out this is true. Also you will see me with my children at the service.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/725643.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/818766.stm

You will be required to contact the Courier Company that moved this money (official documents) out of Zimbabwe and to Europe. All necessary particulars which can facilitate and enable you claim the money on my behalf will be forwarded to you as soon as your consent to proceed is
received.

For your assistance, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum. You are also obliged to help/advise on the proper and most convenient way of investing this money in your country, Hopefully, You will consider this request and respond positively.

Yours Sincerely.

Maria Stevens

I found this comment posted to my Yahoo 360 Page this morning. Looks like the Mugus are now branching out to Blogs and such in an effort to scam. This is ridiculous bullshit.

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I recieved an email from this Mugu yesterday. I replied asking who they were and what they wanted, as their first email was very cryptic. This was the response, along with photos meant to appeal to a lonely man.

Pretty girl huh? Well dont get all hot under the collar, this email is more than likely from some 20 year old west African MAN, and certainly not the girl in the picture.

Hello Dear Uncle David, Thanks for your response to my letter send to you, i really appreciate, how are you and how is life over there in your country? I hope that you are in atmosphere of peace and love? I am very happy to read your mail today,but please do not be surprised or get offended for receiving this message from me, It just that I have been obliged to lay a mere trust on you due to my situation here in the refugee camp. I strongly believe in my heart that you must be honest and sincere person for me to disclose my life secrets so that you will render your full help and assistance towards me. Let me first of all introduce my self to you, and I will require the best of your honesty after you knowing about me and who I am, because I will really like us to have a good relationship in-spite of anything because I have this feeling that i can trust you, and you will not betray me..........I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here in the refugee camp and after reading your mail today I whole-heatedly decided to let you know more about me, Who knows? Maybe you will be my savior, from this conditions that I have found myself. My name is Danielle Johnson, am 21yrs old from Liberia my country of origin , I am the only daughter of Late Dr. Ferdiand Johnson. The Manager and Chief Executive of (De Blessed Alofa Industries Ltd) in Monrovia, the capital city of my country, some years ago before My fathers death he was a rich business man in my country, in anything pertaining gold and diamonds and exportation of timber, but he was killed by the rebels and the greedy fellows in my country during the war, on his way down to the villag, My father took another wife after the death of my mother i was told because i was still a baby when she died of stroke and heart realated disease said the doctors,i was left alone to the hand of my step mother. Therefore I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I am receiving from my step mother and her relatives, they are disperate and wicked over my father wealth they planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father and mother, she is so mean and wicked, Meanwhile I wanted to escape from Africa to any where in the world but she hides away my international passport and other traveling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father’s Files which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee’s camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the Private charity organization for the Refugee here in Republic of Senegal. I wish to contact you personally for a long term relationship that may lead us to somewhere better if we work well on it. Here is the telephone number in the office the of refugees camp, (+ 221 76 1311 342), please anytime you called just tell them that you want to speak with me Miss Danielle Johnson, i stays in hostel C3 women block,please indicate the hostel number so that they will know the hostel i am satying they will come and send for me at the women hostels to come and answer your call. In this refugee camp we have about 3 different hostels, we have one for men, for women and for little children’s, all are victims of wars and other circumstances from all over Africa, honestly Life here in the refugee camp is very boring and uncomfortable but I prays to move out from here as soon as you help me, I have prayed over and over before deciding to disclose all about me to you because I do not know you very well, but my conditions here has made me to speak out, i wouldn't like to die in silence, that is why am contacting you regardsless race or culture before, i know it sound strange i believe the spirit of God that dwell in you will give you more understanding of my situation. Dear This is where i will like you to consider very well your willingness, your love for humanity and for God's sake, i know you are not helping me because you doing it for the money involve, but for the spirit of love and understanding, i have to tell you this for you to know,...My late father may his soul rest in peace, he deposited the sum of amounts $3.8m (Three Million eight Hundred Thousand US Dollars) in a Bank in Europe with my name as the next of kin,i have been in contact with the bank for some time now, due to my situtation and my status as a refugee, they have let me know that they cannot transact with me , so they bring an option that if i can present to them any of my relative, my trustee or partner either man or woman who is legitmate in business or academics........i want to be careful here now however I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer of the money to your bank accounts on my behalf as my trustee or partner because i do not have relative, because I want you to help me in an investment with the money and I will like to complete my studies in your country, because I was in 1st year in the university in my country before i run for my life. After the transfer you will arrange for my trip joining you over there for us to share these feelings face to face. Frankly speaking, I prefer disclosing my secrets to a stranger because he/she will not have mind to cheat me or betray me, and I know that you people in the advanced world have full knowledge, understanding and also has God fearing, not to be compared with people here, I am very careful about my life that is why I cannot be able to let anybody here know about my fathers wealth or to assist me, because they might kill me or find a way to betray me, that is why I am placing my sincere trust on you by disclosing everything with all my hearts, because I believe in my hearts that you will keep this confidential for my safety reasons here, i sincerely want to let you know that we will invest the money together, or if you don't intend staying with me then It will be my pleasure to compensate you with 15% of the total money for your efforts and kindness, then the rest balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you, please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential reasons. As soon as I received your positive response showing your interest to help me, I will put things into action immediately. I will give and also introduce you to the bank and give you their contacts in London so that you will contact them immediately for them to transfer the money to your bank accounts on my behalf, please this is a legitimate money and the bank is also aware that I am the next of kin to the accounts because I have send to them the documents which I collected from my fathers file, the deposit certificate and the will of my father which bears my name as the next of kin and they have also confirmed it and advise me that I should look for someone to help me facilitate these transfer, since I am still in the refugee camp. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this relationship and transaction sincerely, because I am too young to handle it and also considering my status here as a refugee. I'm waiting for your urgent and positive reply, please do keep this informations only to your self because is all about my life, my future and my everything. I am on my kneels in the name of God, do not disclose this secrets to anybody till I come over to your country, after the money has been transferred successfully to your bank accounts on my behalf. Meanwhile I want you to call me like I said because I have a lots tell you. I have attached my picture for you ok. Have a blessed day. Love from Miss Danielle Johnson

These are the kind of scam emails that I hate the most, outside of the religious ones, becuase they appeal to lonely people, who think they have found the double jackpot of love and money. Well guys, if you got here via Google, just know that this person is a scma artist, who's only interest is to get your money.

Use your head... Microsoft is NOT in the Lottery Business, if they were, you can believe it would be related to some product. Also know that if they were running a lottery, the contact address would not be an AOL address. Do not be victimized by these people...

Important Information, Your Email I.D has Won.

Microsoft inconjunction with staatsloterij ( www.lotto.nl ) International has just concluded its final draws of it's February 2008 periodical promotional program An exclusive list of email addresses of thousands of individual and corporate bodies were picked by automated random computer search from the internet with:Ticket Number(HL024069),serial number 5772-54 and lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44, Reference number for your prize is: LSLUK/2031/8161/07. BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.

Your email address emerged as a winner of Sum of 1,000,000.00 Euros (One Million euro) held in Venlo , as email addresses were soughted all over the globe. After an automated computer ballot of our InternationalPromotions Program.

To immediately initiate the processing of your prize claim, please contact the under-mentioned at our claims department;

Dr.Karl Peterson , Mrs.Rachel Klein Huis
NETPOINT CLAIM MANAGEMENT SERVICES.
(Claims undewriter, Claims assessor,Claims adjustor,claim negotiator)
TEL/ 0031-62-6479-855 . FAX:0031 -847-516-031.
Email:netpointagentsbv@aim.com

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Kate Ghoi
www.lotto.nl & World Lottery Organization.

FROM: MR.Patrick K. W. Chan (Executive Director & Chief financial Officer) Hang Seng Bank Limited 83 Des Voeux Road, Central Hong Kong SAR

FOR YOUR ATTENTION

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship.

I am Mr. Patrick K. W. Chan Executive Director & Chief financial Officer of Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business suggestion for you. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country. It involves the transfer of a large sum of money. Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.

Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us

I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below (
pchanwk@yahoo.com.hk ) and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this operation.

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me because I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing gained.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Mr. Patrick Chan

Eh... Pat.... Buddy, ya might want to stop sending me these... I am sure this is putting a cramp in your thievery!

TOYOTA AUTOMOBILE COMPANY. 22 Garden Close, Stamford, Lincs, PE9 2YP, London, United Kingdom. ATTENTION: REF: YM35447XN, I am Mr Benny Kent the fuduciary officer assigned to your claims.I wish to congratulate you on your victory, you are a lucky person to have won this lottery. Your email address was chosen this quarter from our new java-based software promotion that randomly selects email addresses from the web from which winners were selected, thus making you the winner of the sum of £300,000.00GBP(Three Hundred Great British Pounds Starlings) and a Brand New Toyota Car. TOYOTA CAMRY 07 Specification: Engine 3.5-liter DOHC 24-valve Dual VVT-i V6 268 hp @ 6200 rpm 248 lb.-ft. @ 4700 rpm Ignition Electronic, with Toyota Direct Ignition Transmission 5-speed electronically controlled automatic overdrive transmission with intelligence (ECT-i) and sequential shift To claim your Prize of a TOYOTA CAMRY 07 model and £300, 000.00 GBP, please contact the Promo team with the following informations: 1. FULL NAME: 2. AGE: 3. SEX: 4. ADDRESS: 5. ZIP/POSTAL CODE: 6. STATE/PROVINCE: 7. COUNTRY: 8. PHONE: 9. OCCUPATION/POSITION: 10. METHOD OF COLLECTION OF CHEQUE: You are to choose an option among the listed below 1. By Courier Delivery which is usually faster 2. By Bank Transfer which you will have to provide us with your bank details.

You are advised to forward these information’s as soon as possible to enable us attend to your file. Please note that your winning has been deposited safely in the bank and your information will be needed before we can release your winnings. After you have sent down this information, a certificate will be prepared for you this is to be your proof of winning from this office to the payment center before they release your funds. You are advised to keep your winning numbers to yourself to avoid unscrupulous elements from taking advantage of the situation.

Once again, Congratulations.

Mr. Benny Kent
Tel: +447045729468
FOR TOYOTA PROMOTIONS.

So igore thes idiots, if you live in the U.K. please forward this information to your local constable.

This guy has sent me like 20 emails this week. He even discovered that ISOU exposes 419 spammers, and the idiot continues to send them to me. So let me do him a favor and give him some exposure!

Direct and private cell number +447024075280
Direct and private Telephone + 448714749902
Direct and private fax number + 448701310683
Dear Friend,

I am Mr. T. Smith , deputy senior regional manager at a
Commercial and Finance Bank in Yorkshire. I have urgent and very
confidential business
proposition for you. On June 6, 2000, Mr. Barry Kelly made a numbered time
(Fixed) Deposit for forty-eight months, (being four years) valued at
US$40,000,000.00,
(forty Million, Dollars) in my branch.

Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address
but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we
discovered from his employers, that Mr. Barry Kelly died from tsunami on his
holidays in Thailand 26 December 2004. On further investigation, I found out
that he died without making a WILL and all attempts to trace his next of kin
was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that
Mr. Barry
Kelly did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents,
including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of
US$40,000,000 has carefully been moved out of my bank to a security
company for
Safekeeping .No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to
British Law, at
the expiration of (three) years, the money will revert to the ownership of
the British Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the
owner of the money I deposited it in a security company in two trunk boxes
though the security company does not know the contents of the boxes as I
tagged them to be photographic materials for export. I am writing you because
I as a public servant (Manager with the bank), I cannot operate a foreign
account or have an account that is more than $1m.
I want to present you as the owner of the boxes in the security company
so you can be able to claim them with the help of my attorney. This is
simple. I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so
that the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents which will put you in
place as the as the owner of the boxes.

The money will be moved out for us to share in the ratio of 70% for me
and 30% for you. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this
transaction will be done by the Attorney and this will guarantees the
successful execution of this transaction.
If you are interested, please reply immediately via my email address
upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant
documents that will help you understand the transaction.
Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall
require your assistance to invest my share in (Buying of properties like
houses, hotels and doing charity works etc)
Please do send me your private/mobile telephone fax number so that we
can have a smooth communication.
Awaiting your urgent reply ONLY via my email( ttss7520062006@mixmail.com )

Thanks and regards.

TONY SMITH

COCACOLA ONLINE PROMOTIONS!!!

THE COCA COLA COMPANY Hong Kong/China office is giving Away a cash bonus of ($500,000.00) five hundred thousand dollars only.The Company is trying e-mail-to-e-mail advertising to introduce its products.

The reward you received for advertising for them is a cash prize of ($500,000.00) five hundred thousand dollars only.

Note: payment to be made only by ATM card.

To receive your cash/ATM card all you need to do is send us your

1. Full name
2. Address / contact number/which card should be sent
3. Country of origin
4. Occupation

5.Telephone Number
6.Email.

Please bear with us since it is a new payment policy to eradicate fraud.Within one week you will receive your card through swift card payment center www.swiftcard.com

A draw has just been concluded in Hong Kong last weekend (we contacted you via your email address).You must send your contact information to alexanderguzman_cocacola@yahoo.cn

Regards,
Alexander de Guzman
Promotion Manager
Hong Kong

+852 66308872

No Virginia, there is NO Coca Cola Lottery, and if there were, you would find your ticket on a can or bottle. Don't be deceived people.

BMW Does not either...

Attn: Winner,You won the sum of £750,000.00 GBP and a Bmw 5 series Car from our monthly Promotion,you are hereby advice to get back to us, to claimed your prize.Contact Mr.Thomas HooperExecutive Secretary/Claims agent Email: bmwclaimsdept04@hotmail.com(fill the below)
1.full name:
2.Home Address:
3.Age:
4.Sex:
5.Occupation:
7.Phone Number:
8.Nationality
9.Country Of Residence.

Eng.Engrl Lloyd Bradford
Online Co-coordinator

Dear Beneficiary,

I wish to notify you that you are being listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of
Fifteen million USD in the estate of a deceased, you can therefore be presented as
the beneficiary to the inheritance since there is no written will. I am happy to
set-up all modalities,and provide you further details on your response and
acceptance.

In your acceptance of this deal, kindly forward your current telephone and fax
numbers and a forwarding address to enable the filling and updating of the necessary
documents for the high court probate here in the Netherlands; division for the
release of this sum of money.

Please reply to adjeharris@yahoo.co.uk

Regards,
Adv.Adje Harris
Contact Email:adjeharris@yahoo.co.uk

Delete it...
You know that no one owes you money.
This is a SCAM. You will be robbed. You have been warned.

I have recieved this EXACT same email in 5 unrelated accounts today, which indicates that this one has a massive distribution. If you get one of these, DELETE it, it is NOT legitimate.

Euro Millions Lottery.
Hoge Wei 28, 2011 Zaventem,
Belgium

Euro Millions are Affiliate of Belgium National (BNL).

Sir/Madam,

CONGRATULATIONS: YOU WON 1,000,000.00 EUROS.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of Euro Millions, which was held on the
14th, February 2008. Your e-mail address attached to e-ticket number:
05-32-44-45-50 (01-08), with Prize Number (match 3): 106000009 drew a prize of
1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros). This lucky draw came first in the 2nd Category of
the Sweepstake.
You will receive the sum of 1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros) from our authorized
bank. Because of some mix-up with sweepstake prizes, including the time limited
placed on the payment of your prize: 1,000,000.00 Euros, we advice that you keep all
information about this prize confidential until your funds: 1,000,000.00 Euros have
been transferred to you by our bank. You must adhere to this instruction, strictly,
to avoid any delay with the release of your funds to your person.
This program has been abused severally in past, so we are doing our best to
forestall further occurrence of false claims. This sweepstake was conducted under
the watchful eyes of 8,000 spectators. Your e-mail address attached to e-ticket
number 05-32-44-45-50 (01-08), was selected and; it came out first by an e-ballot
draw from over 250,000 e-mail addresses (personal and corporate e-mail addresses).
This program is sponsored by CFI to compensate faithful internet suffers around the
globe. Congratulations for becoming one of the few lucky winners.
With your permission, your e-mail will also be included in the next sweepstake of
5Million Euros. You must claim y our prize: 1,000,000.00 Euros not later than 7
days from the moment you receive this e-mail. In order to avoid unnecessary delays
with your claim from the bank; please contact them immediately, and quote your
winning and personal information now, and in all your correspondence with the bank.

Here is the contact information:

Bank: Laagste Heypotheekofferte Bank. N.L.
Attention: Dirk Garvin.
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E-mail: laagsthekbank@aim.com
Telephone: +31 616 859 048
Fax : (+3184) 735-9610.

Furnish them with the following:
(i). your name(s),
(ii) Your telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Your contact address
(iv) Your winning information (including amount won).
Congratulations. Yours Faithfully
Vjertis Von Adrian (Ms.) CPA.
Coordinator: Euro Millions.

WINNING NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to announce the result of the Honda Automobile Award
Sweepstakes Program held on 15th of February 2008 your email address
subsequently won the jackpot.You have therefore been approved to claim a
total sum of 350,000.00GBP along side with a Brand New Honda CR-V Car.
Contact our authorized claims agent (Barrister Williams Morgan)with the
following information.
1. Full Names:
2. Age:
3. Telephone Number:
4. Contact Address:
5. Next of Kin:
6. Comments about our Promotion:
7.Occupation:
Barrister Williams Morgan
HONDA AWARD CLAIMS AGENT
Email: williamsmgan@hotmail.com
Phone contact: +447011149480

And Honda is not in the Lottery business...

Warm Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for
your international certified bank draft of $900,000 USD
(Nine Hundred Thousand United States Dollars),
but I did not hear from you since that time. Then
I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out of the country for
a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till end of
March, 2008. What you have to do now is to contact
the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE DELIVERY as soon as
possible to know when they will deliver your package
to you because of the expiring date. For your information,
I have paid for the Delivering Charges, Insurance Premium
and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing
that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist
attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE is to deliver your Draft direct to your postal
Address in your country is $185.00 USD (One Hundred
and Eighty Five United States Dollars) only being Security
Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't
be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except
$185.00 USD. I would have paid that but they opposed
because they do not know when you will contact them and
in case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this information
below;

Contact Person: Mr. Nicholas L. Taylor
Email Address: courierscompany@diplomats.com

Endeavour to furnish them with these details below so you
could be easily attended to:

1.YOUR FULL NAME......................................
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS........................................
3 YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER...............................
4.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE....................................

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you
receive this mail with the above details to avoid any further
delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee
of $185.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.

You should also let me know through email as soon as you
receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,
Dr. Cedric Morgan.

That there are people greedy and stupid enough to fall for such ignorant crap.

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23 Ramat Park, Ikpoba Ogha Local Government, Edo State, Nigeria.

Dear friend in Christ, Calvary Greetings in Jesus
name. It is a great blessing writing you from
Nigeria. I hope all is well with you this moment
and pray that this letter meet you well in Christ.
By His grace I am a Christian and I gave my life
to Christ 6 years ago. I am married with two
children. I am now working as a part time clerk
in an office where I earn just little to keep going
for now. Please help me pray for a permanemt
job. There is computer email in the office where
I serve so I am able to reach you. I am a
member of Life and Light Bible Church which is
a small but living church with about 20
members. I serve in the outreach arm of the
church and we go out for evangelism winning
souls. Not every one can go to house to house
evangelism because many are busy so they find
time to do their personal evangelism in their
place of work and on their way home. There is
great joy in reaching out to the unsaved. A lot
of time my heart tells me that I have not done
much for Christ but in evangelism I know that I
am doing much. In our house to house
evangelism lat year we converted a very nice
couple Mr. & Mrs. Aduno Seye and although they
do not fellowship in my church I go to see them
every week to pray and comfort them. They
fellowship in a near by church to their house
because they cannot trek the distance to my
church. They are almost 80 years old and they
are very committed to Christ. They have been in
need of bibles because they cannot buy. I want
to appeal to you on their behalf to please send
two bibles for them. The bibles with giant print
of words will be the good one because of their
sight. If you can get the ones with the super
print it will be better for them. Please help
them. I need a strongs exhuastive bible
concerdance for my use. This book has a lot of
help in bible study and research. Please help
me for one. I cannot afford it. Thank you for
this wonderful help and may the Lord bless you
as you help. Please send the bibles through my
residential address above and please send the
bibles by insured postage for safe delivery.
Keep me as the apple of the eye, hide me
under the shadow of thy wings, Psalm 17:8

I can look up to you oh dearest Father in
heaven, and know that I am dear unto thee as
the apple of your eye. All the saints of God are
dear to God at all times, but the persecuted
saints, they are the apple of God's eye. If at
any time they are dear to God, then especially
when they are most persecuted. As the eye of
the believer is ever toward the Lord and as the
eye of the believer searches the words of life to
find comfort and deliverence, so does the eye
of God looks in tender care over our every
need. The eye of God find sweet fellowship in
those who watch intently towards Him and trust
in His loving care.

In Christ,
Ebierierie Uponaviusi

It is very easy for people to get free bibles, this is a scam, do not answer these idiots.

And this is another one. However it is designed to scam greedy people. You know damned well that you have no money outstanding from the Nigerians, so if you get ripped off, you deserve it.

INDEPENDENT CORRUPT PRACTICES COMMISSION(ICPC) HEADQUARTER: LAGOS HOUSE, IKEJA GOVERNMENT QUARTERS. MOTTO: NO MAN IS ABOVE THE LAW. YOU AND THE LAW

Re: Intercepted Transfer By National Drug Law
Enforcement/Anti-Terrorist Commission.

Dear Sir/Madam,

It was reported by the American Embassy to our
Minister for Foreign Affairs in the united state of
America on Friday been the 24th of DECEMBER 2007 over
your impending funds($10,500,000.00) which was
intercepted by the National Drug Law Enforcement/Anti-
Terrorist Commission. We have investigated your
transaction through the apex bank of Nigeria(CBN),
Wenoticed that you made several attempt to transfer
your funds but to no avail. Our investigation
continued to the judiciary upper house(National House
of Assembly),The Senate monitoring team gave an
unsatisfactory report to your transaction, hence the
chairman is presently under investigation for
conspiracy and with an intension to divert your funds.

We have in our powers as the only and approved office
by the Federal Government of Nigeria taken absolute
possession of your funds which has been deposited with
H.S.B.C BANK PLC LONDON. In consonance with the law
guiding this organization, It might interest you to
know that Prof Charles Soludo and others shall be
interrogated and if found guilty, they shall have no
option than to pay whatever you have spent in the
past.

Below is your information with us but we still advise
that you re-confirm this again as we shall not be held
responsible for any misdirection of your transfer.

Bank name:USBank
1015 Industry Road
Lexington,Kentucky 40505
A/C Name:
A/C# 189706657
Routing# 034577123
Swift Transfer# usbkus44imt

In other to avert any form of difficulties or problem
with your trans action,you will be paid via our
orresponding bank in London. This is baseon our
bilateral relationship with the United Kingdom(UK).
You might be a foreigner in the United State and for
this reason no American Bank would accept an
individual transfer to such an amount of money. It
might also interest you to know that since the
September 11th attack by terrorist in America, they
have beefed up their security even to banks and the
flow of cash is totally checkmated. The homeland
security agent even in the airport despite your
position as a diplomat, You must be searched. The same
situation is applicable here in Nigeria and even in
the United Kingdom.For this reason, your funds will be
only and safely released to you through an
organization which is registered by the government of
this country.

Our interaction with the National Drug Law
Enforcement/Anti- Terrorist Commission was real but
due to the fact that the homeland securities even in
the banks are n ot convinced and your transfer was
halt.Finally, we have your funds in our custody and it
is safe but will be transferred via our corresponding
bank.

You are advised to reply this mail immediately Should you fail to respond as advised
then we shall have no option than to confiscate this funds in agreement with the law
governing this organization. We promise
to give you our professional service that will ensure your
quick receive of your funds within 7days.

Yours Faithfully,

Dr. Ugo B. Emeson.
Head:ICPC

This scammer actually went to the trouble of establishing a website. Its tacky and amateur, but its up and running...

Dear Sir/Madam

How are you, your family work and other things, i assume you are doing great.

Well, my name is Mr.Dough Osmond Stewart.
I am the MD/CEO of OSMOND SL INCOPORATION, here in London.

I just return back from Canada where i went on a business bidding with
an oil company, and i need to have my company associated with an
international professional, i therefore seek to contact you on a
mutual related partnership that could last forever.

I will be so pleased to personally meet with you so that i can
officially present you with my company's proposals for pertnership
with you to be member of my executive committee and i will as well so
so pleased to be associated with your personality in my bidding with
the Canadian oil firm.

I look forward for your immediate response for a quick action and to
schedule an appointment on how to meet or if there is a better way i
can forward the hard copies of my proposals to you.

Thanks in Advance.

Mr. Dough Osmond Stewart.
MD/CEO OSMONDS SL INCOPORATION.
LONDON.

Website:www.osmondslinc.com
Email:doughstewart@osmondslinc.com

Again I ask, who is more stupid, the people who write these idiotic scam mails... (Well at least they are making money), or the MORONS who actually allow these people to steal from them.

FROM: MR.JESLIE CHUI Bank of China (Hong Kong) SUNCHINE CITY BRANCH, Shop 16, Block C&D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan New Territories, Hong Kong. (Email:) jesliechui@hotmail.com

Good Day,

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you.

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Jeslie Chui, Senior Treasury Manager of Bank of China (Hong Kong), Sunshine City Branch, Shop 16, Blocks C & D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan, New Territories, Hong Kong. I have an obscured Business suggestion for you.

In October, 2002, my late client Ghazi Musa Hassan, an Iraqi Crude oil merchant made a numbered fixed deposit of Ten million Eight Hundred Thousand United State Dollars (US$10,800,000.00) only in my branch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war (U.S and Iraqi war), Five years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Ghazi Musa Hassan, and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit his home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was:
http://www.iraqmemorialwall.org/iraqicasualties.html

After further investigation it was also discovered that Ghazi Musa Hassan did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit and he also confided in me the last time he was in my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Ten million Eighth Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration six {6} years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Ghazi Musa Hassan so that you will be able to receive his funds.

MODALITIES:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Ghazi Musa Hassan, all that is required from you is to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the movement of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. We are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary