This seems to be a popular one going around today. People... This is a scam. This email is from some MORON sitting in an internet cafe sending out thousands of these. I have received six already today.

INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLMENT
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:

THIS IS TO OFFICIALY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERYFIED YOUR CONTRACT
INHERITANCEFILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR
PAYMENT IS BECAUSE,YOU HAVE NOT FUFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU
IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE
NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE
FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVICE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAS TO
STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING
A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.

RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD
PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT
ALH.MUSA UMARU YAR`ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.THIS CARD
CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR
MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS ONE
THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS PER DAY,SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR
FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY
SENDING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1.YOUR FULL NAME
2.PHONE AND FAX & MOBILE NUMBER
3.ADDRESS
4.YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5.SCANNED COPY OF YOUR ID CARD

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT
8,300,000.00 AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008. ALSO FOR YOUR
INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s). THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT.

CALL ME ON MY DIRECT NUMBER+234-7055982408 OR EMAIL BACK AS SOON AS
YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION IN THIS REGARDS
AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT,
WHICH IS (811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING MECHIEF
AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA ATM CARD PAYMENT
FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES.

SINCERELY,

PRINCE AMANDA
ATM DEPARTMENT
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
+234-7055982408

Who is MORE ignorant? The moron who sent this emai

l:

Dear Customer,

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $250,000.00 United States Dollars Won at the Shell Promo April. 2008 but we did not hear from you for claims. Then we went and deposited the Cheque with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, West Africa.

What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, We have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is Legitimate and not meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country or Drugs.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($250.00 US) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.

Our company would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this information below and reconfirm your Delivery address;

Contact Person: Mr. Allen Davidson
Email Address: fedex.customercare.unit@live.com
Office Telephone: +234-52878780

Your Full Name:
Delivery Address:
Telephone:

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address() and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $250.00 US Dollars for their immediate Dispatch/shipment. You should also let me know through email as soon as you
receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Terry Charles.
Office Tel: +44 70359 22382
Shell Oil and Petroleum United Kingdom.
Public Relations Officer. (P.R.O)

Or the idiot who is stupid enough to fall for it, or who is too stupid to realize that Fedex does not use hotmail!

Like I do...

Dear Beloved in Christ.

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth, I had
no choice than to do what is lawful and just in the sight of God for eternal
life and in the sight of man for witness of God & his Mercies and glory upon my
life.

I am Mrs. Sarah Baxter, the wife of Mr. Ricky Baxter, my husband worked with
the Chevron/Texaco in Jordan for twenty years before he died in the year
2005.We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband died after a
brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we both got born-
again and dedicated Christians.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial
home which the Bible is strongly against. When my late husband was alive he
deposited the sum of US$7.5 Million. (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand
U.S.Dollars) with a Bank in Europe.

Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me
as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I, as the
beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds will be
CONFISTICATED or I rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to
receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I can
not come over.

Presently, I am in a hospital in Jordan where I have been undergoing treatment
for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have
told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this
money distributed to charity organizations anywhere in the World. Because
relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I
cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of
them.

Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and
collect the Funds from the Bank. I want a person that is God-fearing who will
use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of
God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took
this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and
my husband's relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard
earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this
money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold
decision.

I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going to. I know that I am
going to be in the bosom of the Lord. {Exodus 14:14} says that the lord will
fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone
communication in this regard because of my soundless voice and presence of my
husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this
development.

With God all things are possible.

If you are interested in helping me fulfill this dream, you can email to my
personal email: sarahbaxter_70@hotmail.com

Your Sister in Christ,

Mrs. Sarah Baxter

That there is a special place in HELL for these animals.

This MORONIC Mugu sends me at least three of these a week.

CHRISTAIN GROUPS & ASSOCIATE
130 BANK ANTHONY WAY IKEJA GRA LAGOS


Dear Partner,

Good day, firstly, I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a Certified mail/Post-mail. This is due to the urgency and importance of the information. This project is based on Trust,confidentiality and sincerity of purpose in order to have an acceptable meeting of the minds. I am a fifty two(52)years old established lawyer. My name is Christain Bell,a legal personal attorney to an expatriate and a consultant with an American Oil company,PENNZOIL (Now deceased) He died in the Tsunami disaster on 26th december 2004 while on vacation in Thailand.

Six years ago, My Client successfully executed a contract for the Federal Government of Nigerian {FGN} worth US$18.3 million dollars. A part payment of USD9.million dollars was paid to my client, while the balance of USD9.3 million Dollars was still unpaid before my client died in the Indian Ocean Tsunami disaster. However, all my efforts to locate the possible next of kin proved abortive. Untill his sudden demise, He was not married and was 44years old.
NOW THE CRUX OF THIS E-LETTER is that the new elected Government Of Nigerian is fully paying all foreign contractors who have successfully executed their contracts and my client is among those benefited in this first quarter payment schedule which has already been deposited in his bank. As his personal attorney/Adviser, his bank has officially notified and instructed me to forward particulars of my client's next of kin within the next 14 official working days so that he/she can be paid the outstanding USD9.3 Million dollars otherwise his payment will be diverted to the government coffers account as uncliamed bill.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any of his relatives, I decided to contact you for a deal so that we can work together as a team to remit the money to your account as my client next of kin since I do not want to seat and watch my client hard earned entittlement to go astray,it will be easy for us to achieve because you are of the same name and country like him. Although I know that a transaction of this magnitude might make anyone apprehensive but I would like to assure you that I am proposing this project to you with the best of intensions. As a lawyer, I have the power to secure all the necessary legal documents that will be used for this claim. All I require from you is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this transaction will be executed under a Legitimate banking arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. Upon successful conclusion of this project,you will be compen sated with 40% of the total fund,
If you are interested to work with me in this deal then kindly reply strictly with your personal Telephone /fax number for effective communication and oral clarification on how to proceed next.

Sincerely yours,

Mr.Christain Bell
{Legal Adviser}

Robert Mueller? fbi.us.gov@usa.com, gimme a break!

From: "Robert S. Mueller, III"
Date: September 22, 2008 12:38:25 PM GMT-06:00
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
Reply-To:

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS, WASHINGTON, D.C.
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
http://www.fbi.gov

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.

ATTN; THE BENEFICIARY

We the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI Honolulu) United States of America have discovered through our intelligent monitoring network that you have a transaction going on as either inheritance payment, Lottery or contract payment in a tone of Millions of United States Dollars which have been approved but have not been settled. This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract / inheritance file after close monitoring and found out why you have not received your payment, both on your part and on the part of your debtors.

Secondly, we have been informed that you are still dealing with the non officials in the bank who are attempting to secure the release of your fund to you. We wish to advise you that this is illegal and you should stop further communication with them forthwith because such an illegal act like this can lead to cancellation of your fund.

we have been having so many complains from people who have been scammed around the world hence, after concluding in a meeting with Members of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), we came to a conclusion that every payment will be made through the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN). We also concluded on the use of ELECTRONIC ATM PAYMENT SYSTEM as the only direct means to pay all beneficiaries.(say no to fraud)

By this method, your funds will be loaded in TWO BATCHES into an ATM card, and sent to you, from this card you can withdraw a maximum of us$20,000. Per day from any ATM machine worldwide, BUT from the financial houses there is no limit. So if you would like to receive your funds in this way please send your following information to the paying bank.

(1)Your Full Name: _____________
(2)Your Complete Address (Physical Address with Zip Code not
P.O.BOX) : _______________________
(3)Name of City of Residence:________________________________
(4)Country:_____________Direct Telephone Number:_____________
(5)Mobile Number:___________________Fax Number:______________
(6)Age:______Sex:______Occupation:___________________________
(7)Working Identity Card/Int'l Passport:___________,

Below are the contact details of the PAYING BANK (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA)
in the Federal Republic Of Nigeria to whom you will send your information
for the processing of the ATM card as soon as possible:

CONTACT PERSON: MR. DAVID WEST
HEAD OF OPERATIONS, ATM CARD PAYMENT SYSTEM
DEBIT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.(CBN)
EMAIL: davidwestkk@live.com

call him on his Mobile Number +234 70 55477568

The DEBIT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION has been mandated to issue out your payments for this fiscal year 2008. Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) who claim that to be established agents using it to defraud innocent people worldwide. This is to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.

WE ARE THE PRIDE OF AMERICA.

God bless you and your family.
God bless United State of America
God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Faithfully Yours,

MR .ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
FOR COROPORATE AFFAIRS
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI Honolulu)
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

And here's another one:

From the Desk of:
ENGR. JOHN LAMBO
Director-General
Project Implementation, Budget &
Finance, Liquified Natural Gas (LNG).
Tel: 234-1-790-2617
234-805-405-393

ATTN:CEO/PRESIDENT
FUND INVESTMENT ASSISTANCE
It is my great pleasure in writing you this letter on behalf of my Director and his colleagues. We got your particulars through a buiness promotion and real estate journal, hence we seek your assistance. I have decided to seek a confidential investment co-operation with you in the execution of a project described hereunder for the benefit of all parties involved. I hope you will keep it confidential because of the personalities that are involved. I’m Engr. John Lambo, Director-General, Project Implementation, Budget & Finance, Liquified Natural Gas (LNG) who mandated me to contact you for a high profile fund investment.
We awarded a contract to a Foreign Firm for Turn around maintenance and supply of Monax Axial to three (3) refineries here in Nigeria. After the execution and commission of the project, we are left in our possession as over bill payment totaling US$27,350,000.00 (Forty Million Seven Hundred & Fifty Thousand US Dollars Only); which we want to transfer abroad with your assistance and co-operation to transfer the money into your bank account.
The amount represented some percentage of the total value executed on behalf of my Ministry by a foreign contracting firm, which we over-invoiced and increased deliberately.
Though the actual contract cost have been paid to the original contractor, leaving the balance in the tune of (US$40.750m) the said amount, which we have gotten approval to remit to foreign bank account we will provide by filing in an application through my ministry for the transfer of right and privileges of the former contractor to you, since we are civil servant, we are prohibited by the law to operate or own foreign account.
We are seeking your assistance in providing a good bank account into which we can remit this fund by acting as our main partner/trustee or sub-contractor, upon application for claim to reflect the payment and approvals to be secured on your behalf.
I have the authority of my boss and his partners to propose that should you be willing to assist us in the transaction, your share of the sum will be 30% of the total sum.
We propose to you as the trustee/manager of the fund that we intend to invest the fund into real estate and capital market. Upon your response and indication to assist us, we shall discuss the modalities of sharing formula as it concerns your compensation for your expected assistance.
All logistics are in place and all modalities worked out for a smooth conclusion of this transaction within the next few working days of commencement. Contact me on this my confidential Tel: 234-1-790-2617, 234-805-405-3936 as to indicate your willingness in assisting us so that
I can tell you what next to do. I am at your disposal to entertain any question(s) from you with respect to this transaction. So, contact me immediately through my confidential telephone numbers as indicated above for further information on the requirements and procedures for this transaction.
The transaction itself is 100% risk-free provided you treat it with utmost confidentiality.
1.YourTelephone/fax numbers for effective communication,2.Your Direct Email
adress. Treat with utmost urgency and confidentiality.
Yours faithfully,
ENGR. JOHN LAMBO
Director-General (LNG)

For some reason these idiots believe that by framing their scam as "Christian," which the idiots can not even spell, that it will make it more believable. It is NOT.

CHRISTAIN GROUPS & ASSOCIATE
130 BANK ANTHONY WAY IKEJA GRA LAGOS


Dear Partner,

Good day, firstly, I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a Certified mail/Post-mail. This is due to the urgency and importance of the information. This project is based on Trust,confidentiality and sincerity of purpose in order to have an acceptable meeting of the minds. I am a fifty two(52)years old established lawyer. My name is Christain Bell,a legal personal attorney to an expatriate and a consultant with an American Oil company,PENNZOIL (Now deceased) He died in the Tsunami disaster on 26th december 2004 while on vacation in Thailand.

Six years ago, My Client successfully executed a contract for the Federal Government of Nigerian {FGN} worth US$18.3 million dollars. A part payment of USD9.million dollars was paid to my client, while the balance of USD9.3 million Dollars was still unpaid before my client died in the Indian Ocean Tsunami disaster. However, all my efforts to locate the possible next of kin proved abortive. Untill his sudden demise, He was not married and was 44years old.

NOW THE CRUX OF THIS E-LETTER is that the new elected Government Of Nigerian is fully paying all foreign contractors who have successfully executed their contracts and my client is among those benefited in this first quarter payment schedule which has already been deposited in his bank. As his personal attorney/Adviser, his bank has officially notified and instructed me to forward particulars of my client's next of kin within the next 14 official working days so that he/she can be paid the outstanding USD9.3 Million dollars otherwise his payment will be diverted to the government coffers account as uncliamed bill.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any of his relatives, I decided to contact you for a deal so that we can work together as a team to remit the money to your account as my client next of kin since I do not want to seat and watch my client hard earned entittlement to go astray,it will be easy for us to achieve because you are of the same name and country like him. Although I know that a transaction of this magnitude might make anyone apprehensive but I would like to assure you that I am proposing this project to you with the best of intensions. As a lawyer, I have the power to secure all the necessary legal documents that will be used for this claim. All I require from you is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this transaction will be executed under a Legitimate banking arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. Upon successful conclusion of this project,you will be compensated with 40% of the total fund,whi le 60% will be for me.

If you are interested to work with me in this deal then kindly reply strictly with your personal Telephone /fax number for effective communication and oral clarification on how to proceed next.

Sincerely yours,

Mr.Christain Bell
{Legal Adviser}

Hey Mugus, The FBI does not use this kind of an email, nor a usa.com email address.

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS, WASHINGTON, D.C.
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
http://www.fbi.gov

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.

ATTN; THE BENEFICIARY

NOTE: We have received series of reports against you through the FBI monitoring agents in conjunction with the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Federal Republic of Nigeria as well as the Anti Fraud Unit of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

We have noted that you had been strictly guided by the above mentioned security agents on your dealings with some internet imposters/scammers but you failed to abide by the laid down instruction without thinking of the consequences. Note that you have been giving enough time to restrict your dealings with these imposters otherwise you shall be considered dubious and fraudulent and will be treated as such as the law demands.

Finally, our defense strategy has yielded a voluminous result with the assistance of the international police in every country, Economic and financial crimes commission (EFCC) in conjunction with the Anti Fraud Unit of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Be informed that the petition authoritatively writing against you will pave way for legal action against you if you continue with your dealings on the above subject matter. Remember, no one is above the law. This email should serve as a warning to you to comply with this directives with immediate effect otherwise, we shall apprehend you for questioning and subsequently prosecute you according to the criminal law of the International Court of Justice. Bewarned.

Note that you are being monitored in every of your correspondence. Make sure that you respond to this email so that we can advice you accordingly for your immediate payment of US$8.5 Million with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

WARNING: Failure to abide by this laid down instruction within 48 hours, legal proceedings will be taking against you and if found guilty, you will be jailed in connection with the following count charges, Funding of Terrorism, Drug Trafficking and Money Laundering which will be prosecuted in any competent International Court of Justice. Note that the F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any individual who indulge in this criminal act.

Faithfully Your's,

ROBERT MUELLER
DIRECTOR, WASHINGTON DC FBI.
FBI Seal

I have been asked if I would periodically post Lotto and Mugu scam emails. So here is one I received today.

LOTERIA NACIONAL

Madrid-Spain

https://www.lotojuegos.com

Ref No: LN/88-5/XXX08.

Batch No: 009/12345SP.

!!!CONGRATULATION YOU ARE A WINNER!!!.

The Board of Directors, members of staff and the International Promotion
Department of the LOTERIA NACIONAL Satellite lottery, Spain, wishes to
congratulate you on your success as the STAR PRIZE WINNER in this year NACIONAL
LOTTO Satellite lottery Spain International Promotion (SLP) .The late notice
was due to mix up email addresses, no tickets were sold, and you were randomly
selected as a winner.

This comes with a prize of One Million, Five Hundred Thousand Euro (Ђ1,500,000)
Euros in the LOTERIA-NACIONAL Satellite Software email lottery in which e-mail
addresses are picked randomly by Software powered by the Internet through the
worldwide website.

Your email address was amongst those chosen this year for the LOTERIA-NACIONAL
Satellite lottery. And this promotion is proudly sponsored by the EUROMILLONES LOTTO
SPAIN organization. The selection process was carried out through random selection
in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a
million email addresses from the World Wide Web. Each email address was attached to
a ticket number and your email address with ticket number: KY/098/HG/7BN was
randomly selected as the star prize winner amongst other consolation prize winners.

Your email address, attached to Ref number: LN/88-5/XXX08 with Serial number:
009/12345SP drew the lucky Numbers 25, and consequently won the lottery in the "A"
Category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of Ђ 1,500,000
Euros.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European Booklet
representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In View of this,
your Ђ 1,500,000 Euros will be released to you by our accredited remittance bank
located in Europe.

To file for your claim, kindly fill the verification form below and send it to the
Claims Manager, Mr. Thomas Gasol of the claims department through email, stating
your receipt of this notification. He has been mandated to offer you assistance and
facilitate the urgent delivery of your prizes.

Claims Manager,

M. Thomas Gasol

Tel: + 34-667-302-512

Email: loteriaclaim@aim.com

VERIFICATION FORM:

1.) FULL NAME:

2.) AGE:

3.) SEX:

4.) ADDRESS:

5.) OCCUPATION:

6.) Ref. Number:

7.) COUNTRY:

8.) PHONE:

9.) FAX NUMBER:

10) Monthly Income:

Thanks for been part of this promotional award programme.We wish you the best of
lucky as you spend your good fortune.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Melissa De Grout

Promotion Manager

Tel: + 34-667-302-512

Email: loteriaclaim@aim.com

https://www.lotojuegos.com

N.B: Keep all lotto information from public to avoid double claims, as any breach of
confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification.

Still hard to believe that people actually believe that crap.
Remember people, if it sounds too good to be true, it IS! And you cant win a lottery that you did not buy a ticket for.

Since I shared MUGU Mail. It's not that my dear STOOPID friends from Nigeria have stopped writing me.... It's just that I have been so busy I have not had time to give them the exposure that they deserve. I get at least 10 of these a MONTH, identical, except occassionaly the email or name of the sender will change. By the way, if you get one of these, and respond to these morons, you deserve to lose your money!

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Tinubu Square, Lagos- Nigeria.
Our ref: Cbn/Ohg/Oxd1/2008
Your ref: ...............................
Telex: Cenbank.
Reference Number CBN/UNRC/XX1/08

Attn: Beneficiary,

UNITED NATIONS DIRECTIVES ON YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FUNDS.

We have decided to bring to your attention, the fact that we feel we have done everything necessary to make sure payments from the debt remittance account are made to the Bonafide Beneficiaries. We earlier informed you of an attempt by some people to collect your payment on your behalf. I had to ask them why they came to see me in person and they said that they came to collect the inheritance/contract funds payment sum of $11 million dollar which rightfully belongs to you as shown in your file with us, on your behalf and by your
authorization.

However, since our last communication to you, we have not heard
anything else from you. Note that they actually tendered some vital documents which proved that you actually sent them to collect these funds. Below is the list of documents which they have presented so far.

1) Letter of administration,( 2) Order to release,( 3) High court injunction

4) Letters of Authorization.

Due to the nature of my job, I cannot afford to make any mistake in releasing the funds to anyone except you who is the recognized true beneficiary to these funds.

Since we have not heard anything from you, I have no choice but to go ahead and order the release of the funds to the men who claim to be your representatives when they come back to my office next week. I have decided to carry out this decision based on your inaction and the fact that these men have threatened to press charges against me, even if it is with the help of corrupt government officials who want to make sure they claim this money belonging to you. And this is a risk I cannot take because I have not heard anything from you.

In lieu to these prevailing Circumstances the Central Bank of Nigeria and
specific Instructions were issued out by the Presidency in conjunction with United Nations Office Ghana Annex, they came to a conclusion that all foreign payment in respect to Contract/Inheritance Claims should be release to the UNITED NATIONS RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE WEST AFRICA ZONE ANNEX OFFICE IN ACCRA.GHANA. For further release and crediting of all beneficiary account.

You are hereby advised to contact the chairman of the committee ALHAJI ALI MOHEMMED NATIONAL CHAIRMAN duly appointed to oversee the immediate Release of your long Over due Funds. The United Nation Step Into this matter and handed over this files to more capable hand in West Africa instead of leaving the bonding only on the Central Bank of Nigeria to handle.

Be advice that all further correspondence in respect to your
Contract/Inheritance Claims be directed to the following office for immediate Processing and final crediting of your designated bank account in your country with your full payment details along with your telephone and fax numbers for easy communication. See the Details Below:

CONTACT DETAILS:

CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE.
ALHAJI ALI MOHEMMED.
UNITED NATIONS RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE
WEST AFRICA ZONE ANNEX OFFICE IN ACCRA.
GHANA
EMAIL: unrclearanceannex1@i12.com

Note that for security reasons you have been assigned a code/password which is {CBN/UNRC/XX1/08}, please note that this code is the reference number for your transfer and it?s being disclosed to you alone, guard this jealously and all your email response should carry this code as the subject.

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Daniel Musa.

Secretary.
To the Governor.
Central bank of Nigeria
Tinubu square, Lagos- Nigeria.
CC: SENATE COMMITTEE ON FINANCE
CC: UNITED NATIONS RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE

OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA Aso Rock villa, Asokoro District, Abuja

CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY

Based on our investigation department, we wish to warn you against some Miscreants, Hoodlums and touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country.

I am Lt General James Morgan (Rtd), National Security Adviser to the new Nigerian President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua. I am delighted to inform you that the contract panel, which just concluded its sitting in Abuja just released your name amongst contractors to benefit from the Diplomatic Immunity Payment. This Panel was primarily delegated to investigate manipulated contract claims, contracts and over-invoiced payment as the effect has eaten deep into the economy of our dear country.

However, we wish to bring to your notice that your contract profile is still reflecting in our central computer as unpaid contractor while auditing was going on. Your contract file was forwarded to my office by the auditors as unclaimed fund, we wish to use this medium to inform you that for the time being Federal Government of Nigeria have stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer due to contractors numerous petitions to United Nations against Nigeria on wrong payment and diversion of contract funds to different accounts.

In this regards, we are going to send your contract part payment of 20Million USD. To you via our accredited shipping company through diplomatic cash delivery down to our door step and I have secured every needed document to cover the money while the diplomat will get it delivered to you right in your doorstep.

Note: The money is coming on two security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine as metallic trunk boxes. Please you don't have to worry for anything, as the transaction is 100% risk free. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me, your full house address and your identity such as, international passport or drivers license and your mobile phone and telephone number, The Diplomatic Agent will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives to your country's airport. I hope you understand me.

As soon as the above-mentioned details are received, your payment will be made to you via diplomatic courier delivery in accordance to World Bank, United Nation and IMF recommendations. A diplomat with international travel immunity will be contracted to deliver the fund at your doorstep.

Kindly get back to me today also with the requested information so that we can proceed on this matter as soon as possible.

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Copy of int'l passport, drivers license, or any valid ID card via e-mail attachment.

Bear in mind that the diplomat does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Materials for security reasons/valuable material of your personal effect. I did not disclose it as money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok. Call me on my direct phone +234-703-100-8675 or email and I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the Diplomatic Immunity Clearance Certificate (D.I.C.C), which will make him pass every custom checkpoint all over the world without any hitches.

Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately because your boxes are scheduled to leave as soon as we hear from you.

Best Regards,
Lt General James Morgan (Rtd).
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
+234-703-100-8675
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These idiot Mugus are just ostentatious, aren't they?>

The mugu idiots are starting to use Skype more and more these days.

This:

princess7847

Idiot, is actually about three people I would guess based on the variances in English skills and smoothness, nevertheless, they are all idiots. So if you get chatted up by someone that seems to be too good to be true, especially one who talks like a freaking moron, then you know you are under Mugu attack!

Another ignorant West African 419 Spammer, trying to get their hands on my money!

My Dear Friend,

Greetings,

This letter might come to you as a surprise as we have not met before, but I believe that you would be compelled to help me after going through the contents of this letter.

My name is Maria Del Carmen Stevens Swedish; my meeting with Mr. David Yendall Stevens in South Africa led us into marriage. My husband Mr. David Stevens who is now late farmer and
exporter of Tobacco in the Republic of Zimbabwe, he was shot dead allegedly by ZANU-PF supporters in Zimbabwe on 25th of April 2000 in the farm. You can confirm this by copying and pasting this link on your internet browser or click on it:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/725643.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/818766.stm

He (Robert Mugabe) did not stop at that; he also went on to expel all White farmers in Zimbabwe. He implored the services of his war veterans to undertake this seizure. The war veterans have been accused (correctly) of being behind the violent occupation of white-owned commercial farms in which an estimated 70,000 farm workers have been displaced. At least, over hundreds white farmers and black settlers have been killed since the farm invasions began in February 2000.We have decided that we must see this problem to the end.

Although we know that we are taking a great risk by staying here in Zimbabwe. At the Moment, our phone lines are bugged, and all our movements are being monitored by Zimbabwean (Robert Mugabe's) secret Police. Therefore email is the safest means of communication for now.

We (White farmers in Zimbabwe) have taken our case to the United Nations and even with the threats of transactions and the subsequent sanctions from the West against the Zimbabwean Authorities, Robert Mugabe (The president of Zimbabwe)still remains adamant. He is insisting that our farm land (some of which we bought with our money and most of which we inherited from our fathers) belongs to the (his) government of Zimbabwe the government of Zimbabwe has asked all white-farmers to give up their farms to black farmers or risk going to prison.

So far, more than 1,400 white owned farms have been invaded and confiscated, as well as claiming the properties of the farmers. Also, about 133 white farmers were arrested for defying the orders to leave their farms under the controversial land reform program of the government,

Since I could not keep the money in Zimbabwe, I used the services of a Diplomatic Courier Company to move this money (registered as official documents) out of Zimbabwe to Malaysia.

At present, my money totaling US$28,750,000. (Twenty eight million, seven hundred and fifty thousand United States Dollars) is in Europe and hopefully, it would be paid into an offshore account. Can you help me? Are you trustworthy? Can you handle this money? Are you capable of handling this money? If you can, please contact me All you need to do is to claim this money from the Courier Company. Please don't not think this is a joke or games. I have the link here read and find out this is true. Also you will see me with my children at the service.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/725643.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/818766.stm

You will be required to contact the Courier Company that moved this money (official documents) out of Zimbabwe and to Europe. All necessary particulars which can facilitate and enable you claim the money on my behalf will be forwarded to you as soon as your consent to proceed is
received.

For your assistance, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum. You are also obliged to help/advise on the proper and most convenient way of investing this money in your country, Hopefully, You will consider this request and respond positively.

Yours Sincerely.

Maria Stevens

I found this comment posted to my Yahoo 360 Page this morning. Looks like the Mugus are now branching out to Blogs and such in an effort to scam. This is ridiculous bullshit.

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I recieved an email from this Mugu yesterday. I replied asking who they were and what they wanted, as their first email was very cryptic. This was the response, along with photos meant to appeal to a lonely man.

Pretty girl huh? Well dont get all hot under the collar, this email is more than likely from some 20 year old west African MAN, and certainly not the girl in the picture.

Hello Dear Uncle David, Thanks for your response to my letter send to you, i really appreciate, how are you and how is life over there in your country? I hope that you are in atmosphere of peace and love? I am very happy to read your mail today,but please do not be surprised or get offended for receiving this message from me, It just that I have been obliged to lay a mere trust on you due to my situation here in the refugee camp. I strongly believe in my heart that you must be honest and sincere person for me to disclose my life secrets so that you will render your full help and assistance towards me. Let me first of all introduce my self to you, and I will require the best of your honesty after you knowing about me and who I am, because I will really like us to have a good relationship in-spite of anything because I have this feeling that i can trust you, and you will not betray me..........I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here in the refugee camp and after reading your mail today I whole-heatedly decided to let you know more about me, Who knows? Maybe you will be my savior, from this conditions that I have found myself. My name is Danielle Johnson, am 21yrs old from Liberia my country of origin , I am the only daughter of Late Dr. Ferdiand Johnson. The Manager and Chief Executive of (De Blessed Alofa Industries Ltd) in Monrovia, the capital city of my country, some years ago before My fathers death he was a rich business man in my country, in anything pertaining gold and diamonds and exportation of timber, but he was killed by the rebels and the greedy fellows in my country during the war, on his way down to the villag, My father took another wife after the death of my mother i was told because i was still a baby when she died of stroke and heart realated disease said the doctors,i was left alone to the hand of my step mother. Therefore I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I am receiving from my step mother and her relatives, they are disperate and wicked over my father wealth they planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father and mother, she is so mean and wicked, Meanwhile I wanted to escape from Africa to any where in the world but she hides away my international passport and other traveling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father’s Files which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee’s camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the Private charity organization for the Refugee here in Republic of Senegal. I wish to contact you personally for a long term relationship that may lead us to somewhere better if we work well on it. Here is the telephone number in the office the of refugees camp, (+ 221 76 1311 342), please anytime you called just tell them that you want to speak with me Miss Danielle Johnson, i stays in hostel C3 women block,please indicate the hostel number so that they will know the hostel i am satying they will come and send for me at the women hostels to come and answer your call. In this refugee camp we have about 3 different hostels, we have one for men, for women and for little children’s, all are victims of wars and other circumstances from all over Africa, honestly Life here in the refugee camp is very boring and uncomfortable but I prays to move out from here as soon as you help me, I have prayed over and over before deciding to disclose all about me to you because I do not know you very well, but my conditions here has made me to speak out, i wouldn't like to die in silence, that is why am contacting you regardsless race or culture before, i know it sound strange i believe the spirit of God that dwell in you will give you more understanding of my situation. Dear This is where i will like you to consider very well your willingness, your love for humanity and for God's sake, i know you are not helping me because you doing it for the money involve, but for the spirit of love and understanding, i have to tell you this for you to know,...My late father may his soul rest in peace, he deposited the sum of amounts $3.8m (Three Million eight Hundred Thousand US Dollars) in a Bank in Europe with my name as the next of kin,i have been in contact with the bank for some time now, due to my situtation and my status as a refugee, they have let me know that they cannot transact with me , so they bring an option that if i can present to them any of my relative, my trustee or partner either man or woman who is legitmate in business or academics........i want to be careful here now however I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer of the money to your bank accounts on my behalf as my trustee or partner because i do not have relative, because I want you to help me in an investment with the money and I will like to complete my studies in your country, because I was in 1st year in the university in my country before i run for my life. After the transfer you will arrange for my trip joining you over there for us to share these feelings face to face. Frankly speaking, I prefer disclosing my secrets to a stranger because he/she will not have mind to cheat me or betray me, and I know that you people in the advanced world have full knowledge, understanding and also has God fearing, not to be compared with people here, I am very careful about my life that is why I cannot be able to let anybody here know about my fathers wealth or to assist me, because they might kill me or find a way to betray me, that is why I am placing my sincere trust on you by disclosing everything with all my hearts, because I believe in my hearts that you will keep this confidential for my safety reasons here, i sincerely want to let you know that we will invest the money together, or if you don't intend staying with me then It will be my pleasure to compensate you with 15% of the total money for your efforts and kindness, then the rest balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you, please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential reasons. As soon as I received your positive response showing your interest to help me, I will put things into action immediately. I will give and also introduce you to the bank and give you their contacts in London so that you will contact them immediately for them to transfer the money to your bank accounts on my behalf, please this is a legitimate money and the bank is also aware that I am the next of kin to the accounts because I have send to them the documents which I collected from my fathers file, the deposit certificate and the will of my father which bears my name as the next of kin and they have also confirmed it and advise me that I should look for someone to help me facilitate these transfer, since I am still in the refugee camp. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this relationship and transaction sincerely, because I am too young to handle it and also considering my status here as a refugee. I'm waiting for your urgent and positive reply, please do keep this informations only to your self because is all about my life, my future and my everything. I am on my kneels in the name of God, do not disclose this secrets to anybody till I come over to your country, after the money has been transferred successfully to your bank accounts on my behalf. Meanwhile I want you to call me like I said because I have a lots tell you. I have attached my picture for you ok. Have a blessed day. Love from Miss Danielle Johnson

These are the kind of scam emails that I hate the most, outside of the religious ones, becuase they appeal to lonely people, who think they have found the double jackpot of love and money. Well guys, if you got here via Google, just know that this person is a scma artist, who's only interest is to get your money.

Use your head... Microsoft is NOT in the Lottery Business, if they were, you can believe it would be related to some product. Also know that if they were running a lottery, the contact address would not be an AOL address. Do not be victimized by these people...

Important Information, Your Email I.D has Won.

Microsoft inconjunction with staatsloterij ( www.lotto.nl ) International has just concluded its final draws of it's February 2008 periodical promotional program An exclusive list of email addresses of thousands of individual and corporate bodies were picked by automated random computer search from the internet with:Ticket Number(HL024069),serial number 5772-54 and lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44, Reference number for your prize is: LSLUK/2031/8161/07. BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.

Your email address emerged as a winner of Sum of 1,000,000.00 Euros (One Million euro) held in Venlo , as email addresses were soughted all over the globe. After an automated computer ballot of our InternationalPromotions Program.

To immediately initiate the processing of your prize claim, please contact the under-mentioned at our claims department;

Dr.Karl Peterson , Mrs.Rachel Klein Huis
NETPOINT CLAIM MANAGEMENT SERVICES.
(Claims undewriter, Claims assessor,Claims adjustor,claim negotiator)
TEL/ 0031-62-6479-855 . FAX:0031 -847-516-031.
Email:netpointagentsbv@aim.com

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Kate Ghoi
www.lotto.nl & World Lottery Organization.

FROM: MR.Patrick K. W. Chan (Executive Director & Chief financial Officer) Hang Seng Bank Limited 83 Des Voeux Road, Central Hong Kong SAR

FOR YOUR ATTENTION

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship.

I am Mr. Patrick K. W. Chan Executive Director & Chief financial Officer of Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business suggestion for you. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country. It involves the transfer of a large sum of money. Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.

Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us

I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below (
pchanwk@yahoo.com.hk ) and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this operation.

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me because I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing gained.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Mr. Patrick Chan

Eh... Pat.... Buddy, ya might want to stop sending me these... I am sure this is putting a cramp in your thievery!

TOYOTA AUTOMOBILE COMPANY. 22 Garden Close, Stamford, Lincs, PE9 2YP, London, United Kingdom. ATTENTION: REF: YM35447XN, I am Mr Benny Kent the fuduciary officer assigned to your claims.I wish to congratulate you on your victory, you are a lucky person to have won this lottery. Your email address was chosen this quarter from our new java-based software promotion that randomly selects email addresses from the web from which winners were selected, thus making you the winner of the sum of £300,000.00GBP(Three Hundred Great British Pounds Starlings) and a Brand New Toyota Car. TOYOTA CAMRY 07 Specification: Engine 3.5-liter DOHC 24-valve Dual VVT-i V6 268 hp @ 6200 rpm 248 lb.-ft. @ 4700 rpm Ignition Electronic, with Toyota Direct Ignition Transmission 5-speed electronically controlled automatic overdrive transmission with intelligence (ECT-i) and sequential shift To claim your Prize of a TOYOTA CAMRY 07 model and £300, 000.00 GBP, please contact the Promo team with the following informations: 1. FULL NAME: 2. AGE: 3. SEX: 4. ADDRESS: 5. ZIP/POSTAL CODE: 6. STATE/PROVINCE: 7. COUNTRY: 8. PHONE: 9. OCCUPATION/POSITION: 10. METHOD OF COLLECTION OF CHEQUE: You are to choose an option among the listed below 1. By Courier Delivery which is usually faster 2. By Bank Transfer which you will have to provide us with your bank details.

You are advised to forward these information’s as soon as possible to enable us attend to your file. Please note that your winning has been deposited safely in the bank and your information will be needed before we can release your winnings. After you have sent down this information, a certificate will be prepared for you this is to be your proof of winning from this office to the payment center before they release your funds. You are advised to keep your winning numbers to yourself to avoid unscrupulous elements from taking advantage of the situation.

Once again, Congratulations.

Mr. Benny Kent
Tel: +447045729468
FOR TOYOTA PROMOTIONS.

So igore thes idiots, if you live in the U.K. please forward this information to your local constable.

This guy has sent me like 20 emails this week. He even discovered that ISOU exposes 419 spammers, and the idiot continues to send them to me. So let me do him a favor and give him some exposure!

Direct and private cell number +447024075280
Direct and private Telephone + 448714749902
Direct and private fax number + 448701310683
Dear Friend,

I am Mr. T. Smith , deputy senior regional manager at a
Commercial and Finance Bank in Yorkshire. I have urgent and very
confidential business
proposition for you. On June 6, 2000, Mr. Barry Kelly made a numbered time
(Fixed) Deposit for forty-eight months, (being four years) valued at
US$40,000,000.00,
(forty Million, Dollars) in my branch.

Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address
but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we
discovered from his employers, that Mr. Barry Kelly died from tsunami on his
holidays in Thailand 26 December 2004. On further investigation, I found out
that he died without making a WILL and all attempts to trace his next of kin
was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that
Mr. Barry
Kelly did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents,
including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of
US$40,000,000 has carefully been moved out of my bank to a security
company for
Safekeeping .No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to
British Law, at
the expiration of (three) years, the money will revert to the ownership of
the British Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the
owner of the money I deposited it in a security company in two trunk boxes
though the security company does not know the contents of the boxes as I
tagged them to be photographic materials for export. I am writing you because
I as a public servant (Manager with the bank), I cannot operate a foreign
account or have an account that is more than $1m.
I want to present you as the owner of the boxes in the security company
so you can be able to claim them with the help of my attorney. This is
simple. I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so
that the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents which will put you in
place as the as the owner of the boxes.

The money will be moved out for us to share in the ratio of 70% for me
and 30% for you. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this
transaction will be done by the Attorney and this will guarantees the
successful execution of this transaction.
If you are interested, please reply immediately via my email address
upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant
documents that will help you understand the transaction.
Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall
require your assistance to invest my share in (Buying of properties like
houses, hotels and doing charity works etc)
Please do send me your private/mobile telephone fax number so that we
can have a smooth communication.
Awaiting your urgent reply ONLY via my email( ttss7520062006@mixmail.com )

Thanks and regards.

TONY SMITH

COCACOLA ONLINE PROMOTIONS!!!

THE COCA COLA COMPANY Hong Kong/China office is giving Away a cash bonus of ($500,000.00) five hundred thousand dollars only.The Company is trying e-mail-to-e-mail advertising to introduce its products.

The reward you received for advertising for them is a cash prize of ($500,000.00) five hundred thousand dollars only.

Note: payment to be made only by ATM card.

To receive your cash/ATM card all you need to do is send us your

1. Full name
2. Address / contact number/which card should be sent
3. Country of origin
4. Occupation

5.Telephone Number
6.Email.

Please bear with us since it is a new payment policy to eradicate fraud.Within one week you will receive your card through swift card payment center www.swiftcard.com

A draw has just been concluded in Hong Kong last weekend (we contacted you via your email address).You must send your contact information to alexanderguzman_cocacola@yahoo.cn

Regards,
Alexander de Guzman
Promotion Manager
Hong Kong

+852 66308872

No Virginia, there is NO Coca Cola Lottery, and if there were, you would find your ticket on a can or bottle. Don't be deceived people.

BMW Does not either...

Attn: Winner,You won the sum of £750,000.00 GBP and a Bmw 5 series Car from our monthly Promotion,you are hereby advice to get back to us, to claimed your prize.Contact Mr.Thomas HooperExecutive Secretary/Claims agent Email: bmwclaimsdept04@hotmail.com(fill the below)
1.full name:
2.Home Address:
3.Age:
4.Sex:
5.Occupation:
7.Phone Number:
8.Nationality
9.Country Of Residence.

Eng.Engrl Lloyd Bradford
Online Co-coordinator

Dear Beneficiary,

I wish to notify you that you are being listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of
Fifteen million USD in the estate of a deceased, you can therefore be presented as
the beneficiary to the inheritance since there is no written will. I am happy to
set-up all modalities,and provide you further details on your response and
acceptance.

In your acceptance of this deal, kindly forward your current telephone and fax
numbers and a forwarding address to enable the filling and updating of the necessary
documents for the high court probate here in the Netherlands; division for the
release of this sum of money.

Please reply to adjeharris@yahoo.co.uk

Regards,
Adv.Adje Harris
Contact Email:adjeharris@yahoo.co.uk

Delete it...
You know that no one owes you money.
This is a SCAM. You will be robbed. You have been warned.

I have recieved this EXACT same email in 5 unrelated accounts today, which indicates that this one has a massive distribution. If you get one of these, DELETE it, it is NOT legitimate.

Euro Millions Lottery.
Hoge Wei 28, 2011 Zaventem,
Belgium

Euro Millions are Affiliate of Belgium National (BNL).

Sir/Madam,

CONGRATULATIONS: YOU WON 1,000,000.00 EUROS.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of Euro Millions, which was held on the
14th, February 2008. Your e-mail address attached to e-ticket number:
05-32-44-45-50 (01-08), with Prize Number (match 3): 106000009 drew a prize of
1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros). This lucky draw came first in the 2nd Category of
the Sweepstake.
You will receive the sum of 1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros) from our authorized
bank. Because of some mix-up with sweepstake prizes, including the time limited
placed on the payment of your prize: 1,000,000.00 Euros, we advice that you keep all
information about this prize confidential until your funds: 1,000,000.00 Euros have
been transferred to you by our bank. You must adhere to this instruction, strictly,
to avoid any delay with the release of your funds to your person.
This program has been abused severally in past, so we are doing our best to
forestall further occurrence of false claims. This sweepstake was conducted under
the watchful eyes of 8,000 spectators. Your e-mail address attached to e-ticket
number 05-32-44-45-50 (01-08), was selected and; it came out first by an e-ballot
draw from over 250,000 e-mail addresses (personal and corporate e-mail addresses).
This program is sponsored by CFI to compensate faithful internet suffers around the
globe. Congratulations for becoming one of the few lucky winners.
With your permission, your e-mail will also be included in the next sweepstake of
5Million Euros. You must claim y our prize: 1,000,000.00 Euros not later than 7
days from the moment you receive this e-mail. In order to avoid unnecessary delays
with your claim from the bank; please contact them immediately, and quote your
winning and personal information now, and in all your correspondence with the bank.

Here is the contact information:

Bank: Laagste Heypotheekofferte Bank. N.L.
Attention: Dirk Garvin.
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E-mail: laagsthekbank@aim.com
Telephone: +31 616 859 048
Fax : (+3184) 735-9610.

Furnish them with the following:
(i). your name(s),
(ii) Your telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Your contact address
(iv) Your winning information (including amount won).
Congratulations. Yours Faithfully
Vjertis Von Adrian (Ms.) CPA.
Coordinator: Euro Millions.

WINNING NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to announce the result of the Honda Automobile Award
Sweepstakes Program held on 15th of February 2008 your email address
subsequently won the jackpot.You have therefore been approved to claim a
total sum of 350,000.00GBP along side with a Brand New Honda CR-V Car.
Contact our authorized claims agent (Barrister Williams Morgan)with the
following information.
1. Full Names:
2. Age:
3. Telephone Number:
4. Contact Address:
5. Next of Kin:
6. Comments about our Promotion:
7.Occupation:
Barrister Williams Morgan
HONDA AWARD CLAIMS AGENT
Email: williamsmgan@hotmail.com
Phone contact: +447011149480

And Honda is not in the Lottery business...

Warm Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for
your international certified bank draft of $900,000 USD
(Nine Hundred Thousand United States Dollars),
but I did not hear from you since that time. Then
I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out of the country for
a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till end of
March, 2008. What you have to do now is to contact
the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE DELIVERY as soon as
possible to know when they will deliver your package
to you because of the expiring date. For your information,
I have paid for the Delivering Charges, Insurance Premium
and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing
that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist
attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE is to deliver your Draft direct to your postal
Address in your country is $185.00 USD (One Hundred
and Eighty Five United States Dollars) only being Security
Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't
be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except
$185.00 USD. I would have paid that but they opposed
because they do not know when you will contact them and
in case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this information
below;

Contact Person: Mr. Nicholas L. Taylor
Email Address: courierscompany@diplomats.com

Endeavour to furnish them with these details below so you
could be easily attended to:

1.YOUR FULL NAME......................................
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS........................................
3 YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER...............................
4.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE....................................

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you
receive this mail with the above details to avoid any further
delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee
of $185.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.

You should also let me know through email as soon as you
receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,
Dr. Cedric Morgan.

That there are people greedy and stupid enough to fall for such ignorant crap.

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To claim your winning,
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You are also advice to furnish them with the following
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Your Nationality{Your
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23 Ramat Park, Ikpoba Ogha Local Government, Edo State, Nigeria.

Dear friend in Christ, Calvary Greetings in Jesus
name. It is a great blessing writing you from
Nigeria. I hope all is well with you this moment
and pray that this letter meet you well in Christ.
By His grace I am a Christian and I gave my life
to Christ 6 years ago. I am married with two
children. I am now working as a part time clerk
in an office where I earn just little to keep going
for now. Please help me pray for a permanemt
job. There is computer email in the office where
I serve so I am able to reach you. I am a
member of Life and Light Bible Church which is
a small but living church with about 20
members. I serve in the outreach arm of the
church and we go out for evangelism winning
souls. Not every one can go to house to house
evangelism because many are busy so they find
time to do their personal evangelism in their
place of work and on their way home. There is
great joy in reaching out to the unsaved. A lot
of time my heart tells me that I have not done
much for Christ but in evangelism I know that I
am doing much. In our house to house
evangelism lat year we converted a very nice
couple Mr. & Mrs. Aduno Seye and although they
do not fellowship in my church I go to see them
every week to pray and comfort them. They
fellowship in a near by church to their house
because they cannot trek the distance to my
church. They are almost 80 years old and they
are very committed to Christ. They have been in
need of bibles because they cannot buy. I want
to appeal to you on their behalf to please send
two bibles for them. The bibles with giant print
of words will be the good one because of their
sight. If you can get the ones with the super
print it will be better for them. Please help
them. I need a strongs exhuastive bible
concerdance for my use. This book has a lot of
help in bible study and research. Please help
me for one. I cannot afford it. Thank you for
this wonderful help and may the Lord bless you
as you help. Please send the bibles through my
residential address above and please send the
bibles by insured postage for safe delivery.
Keep me as the apple of the eye, hide me
under the shadow of thy wings, Psalm 17:8

I can look up to you oh dearest Father in
heaven, and know that I am dear unto thee as
the apple of your eye. All the saints of God are
dear to God at all times, but the persecuted
saints, they are the apple of God's eye. If at
any time they are dear to God, then especially
when they are most persecuted. As the eye of
the believer is ever toward the Lord and as the
eye of the believer searches the words of life to
find comfort and deliverence, so does the eye
of God looks in tender care over our every
need. The eye of God find sweet fellowship in
those who watch intently towards Him and trust
in His loving care.

In Christ,
Ebierierie Uponaviusi

It is very easy for people to get free bibles, this is a scam, do not answer these idiots.

And this is another one. However it is designed to scam greedy people. You know damned well that you have no money outstanding from the Nigerians, so if you get ripped off, you deserve it.

INDEPENDENT CORRUPT PRACTICES COMMISSION(ICPC) HEADQUARTER: LAGOS HOUSE, IKEJA GOVERNMENT QUARTERS. MOTTO: NO MAN IS ABOVE THE LAW. YOU AND THE LAW

Re: Intercepted Transfer By National Drug Law
Enforcement/Anti-Terrorist Commission.

Dear Sir/Madam,

It was reported by the American Embassy to our
Minister for Foreign Affairs in the united state of
America on Friday been the 24th of DECEMBER 2007 over
your impending funds($10,500,000.00) which was
intercepted by the National Drug Law Enforcement/Anti-
Terrorist Commission. We have investigated your
transaction through the apex bank of Nigeria(CBN),
Wenoticed that you made several attempt to transfer
your funds but to no avail. Our investigation
continued to the judiciary upper house(National House
of Assembly),The Senate monitoring team gave an
unsatisfactory report to your transaction, hence the
chairman is presently under investigation for
conspiracy and with an intension to divert your funds.

We have in our powers as the only and approved office
by the Federal Government of Nigeria taken absolute
possession of your funds which has been deposited with
H.S.B.C BANK PLC LONDON. In consonance with the law
guiding this organization, It might interest you to
know that Prof Charles Soludo and others shall be
interrogated and if found guilty, they shall have no
option than to pay whatever you have spent in the
past.

Below is your information with us but we still advise
that you re-confirm this again as we shall not be held
responsible for any misdirection of your transfer.

Bank name:USBank
1015 Industry Road
Lexington,Kentucky 40505
A/C Name:
A/C# 189706657
Routing# 034577123
Swift Transfer# usbkus44imt

In other to avert any form of difficulties or problem
with your trans action,you will be paid via our
orresponding bank in London. This is baseon our
bilateral relationship with the United Kingdom(UK).
You might be a foreigner in the United State and for
this reason no American Bank would accept an
individual transfer to such an amount of money. It
might also interest you to know that since the
September 11th attack by terrorist in America, they
have beefed up their security even to banks and the
flow of cash is totally checkmated. The homeland
security agent even in the airport despite your
position as a diplomat, You must be searched. The same
situation is applicable here in Nigeria and even in
the United Kingdom.For this reason, your funds will be
only and safely released to you through an
organization which is registered by the government of
this country.

Our interaction with the National Drug Law
Enforcement/Anti- Terrorist Commission was real but
due to the fact that the homeland securities even in
the banks are n ot convinced and your transfer was
halt.Finally, we have your funds in our custody and it
is safe but will be transferred via our corresponding
bank.

You are advised to reply this mail immediately Should you fail to respond as advised
then we shall have no option than to confiscate this funds in agreement with the law
governing this organization. We promise
to give you our professional service that will ensure your
quick receive of your funds within 7days.

Yours Faithfully,

Dr. Ugo B. Emeson.
Head:ICPC

This scammer actually went to the trouble of establishing a website. Its tacky and amateur, but its up and running...

Dear Sir/Madam

How are you, your family work and other things, i assume you are doing great.

Well, my name is Mr.Dough Osmond Stewart.
I am the MD/CEO of OSMOND SL INCOPORATION, here in London.

I just return back from Canada where i went on a business bidding with
an oil company, and i need to have my company associated with an
international professional, i therefore seek to contact you on a
mutual related partnership that could last forever.

I will be so pleased to personally meet with you so that i can
officially present you with my company's proposals for pertnership
with you to be member of my executive committee and i will as well so
so pleased to be associated with your personality in my bidding with
the Canadian oil firm.

I look forward for your immediate response for a quick action and to
schedule an appointment on how to meet or if there is a better way i
can forward the hard copies of my proposals to you.

Thanks in Advance.

Mr. Dough Osmond Stewart.
MD/CEO OSMONDS SL INCOPORATION.
LONDON.

Website:www.osmondslinc.com
Email:doughstewart@osmondslinc.com

Again I ask, who is more stupid, the people who write these idiotic scam mails... (Well at least they are making money), or the MORONS who actually allow these people to steal from them.

FROM: MR.JESLIE CHUI Bank of China (Hong Kong) SUNCHINE CITY BRANCH, Shop 16, Block C&D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan New Territories, Hong Kong. (Email:) jesliechui@hotmail.com

Good Day,

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you.

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Jeslie Chui, Senior Treasury Manager of Bank of China (Hong Kong), Sunshine City Branch, Shop 16, Blocks C & D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan, New Territories, Hong Kong. I have an obscured Business suggestion for you.

In October, 2002, my late client Ghazi Musa Hassan, an Iraqi Crude oil merchant made a numbered fixed deposit of Ten million Eight Hundred Thousand United State Dollars (US$10,800,000.00) only in my branch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war (U.S and Iraqi war), Five years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Ghazi Musa Hassan, and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit his home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was:
http://www.iraqmemorialwall.org/iraqicasualties.html

After further investigation it was also discovered that Ghazi Musa Hassan did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit and he also confided in me the last time he was in my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Ten million Eighth Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration six {6} years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Ghazi Musa Hassan so that you will be able to receive his funds.

MODALITIES:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Ghazi Musa Hassan, all that is required from you is to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the movement of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. We are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents in your favor.

There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. There is no risk involved at all in this matter, I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is for you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for you but this can be subjected to further negotiations. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. Please observe this instruction religiously.

Should you be interested please send me your,

1, Full Names,
2, Private Phone Number,
3, Current Residential Address,

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below: and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this operation. Your earliest response to this letter through my private email address: jesliechui@hotmail.com will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Jeslie Chui.

Thje idiot sent me like four versions of the same email, to different email addresses.

FROM: MR.JESLIE CHUI Bank of China (Hong Kong) SUNCHINE CITY BRANCH, Shop 16, Block C&D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan New Territories, Hong Kong. (Email:) chuijeslie@live.com

Good Day,

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because
you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual
interest to share with you. Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr.
Jeslie Chui, Senior Treasury Manager of Bank of China (Hong Kong), Sunshine
City Branch, Shop 16, Blocks C & D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan, New
Territories, Hong Kong. I have an obscured Business suggestion for you.

In October, 2002, my late client Ghazi Musa Hassan, an Iraqi Crude oil
merchant made a numbered fixed deposit of Ten million Eight Hundred Thousand
United State Dollars (US$10,800,000.00) only in my branch. Upon maturity
several notice was sent to him, even during the war (U.S and Iraqi war),
Five years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and
still no response came from him. We later found out that Ghazi Musa Hassan,
and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit his
home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was:
http://www.iraqmemorialwall.org/iraqicasualties.html

After further investigation it was also discovered that Ghazi Musa Hassan
did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper
work of his bank deposit and he also confided in me the last time he was in
my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Ten
million Eighth Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my
bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is
that according to the laws of my country at the expiration six {6} years the
funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody
applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is
that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Ghazi
Musa Hassan so that you will be able to receive his funds.

MODALITIES:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall
come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary
document that will back you up as the next of kin to Ghazi Musa Hassan, all
that is required from you is to provide me with your Full Names and Address
so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next
of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure
the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the movement
of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. We are going to
adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary
documents in your favor.

There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking.
There is no risk involved at all in this matter, I have evaluated the risks
and the only risk I have here is for you refusing to work with me and
alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good
fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of
relevance in my life. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all
matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your
nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for
you but this can be subjected to further negotiations. I send you this mail
not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within
me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never
come easy or on a platter of gold. Please observe this instruction
religiously.

Should you be interested please send me your,

1, Full Names,
2, Private Phone Number,
3, Current Residential Address,

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below and
finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this
operation. Your earliest response to this letter through my private email
address: jesliechui@hotmail.com will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Jeslie Chui.

But I have been recieving 419 emails with this name for years... It is clear how stupid these people are, this has got to be one of the most "googled," name in 419 scam history, and yet the monkeys can not resist using it....

Urgent Assistance

Dear Sir/Madam

After going through your profile I decided to contact you for friendship and
assistace and distribution of my inherentance
I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any Pains so I decided to
contact you through this medium. I got your Contact through a personal search via
the internet. As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I
Believe everyone will die someday.

My name is Jennifer Wilson I am a dying woman who have decided to donate What I have
to you/ church/charity Organizations. I am 54 years old and I was diagnosed with
esophageal Cancer for about 7 Years ago, immediately after the death of my husband
who lived all his Life in America, who has left me everything he worked for.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared For anyone.
Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only
focus on my self as that was the only thing I Cared for. But now I regret all this
as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the
money in the world. I Believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this
world I would Live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know
My time is near I have been touched by God to donate from what I have Inherited from
my late husband for the good work of God, rather than Allow my relatives to use my
husband hard earned funds ungodly.

So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, London
and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self
any more. I once asked members of my family to Close one of my accounts and donate
the money, which I have there to Charity organization in Bulgaria; they refused and
kept the money to Themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended With what I
have left for them. The last of my money which is the huge Cash deposit that I have
with Financial Firm Abroad .I will want you to Help me collect this deposit and
dispatched it to charity organizations And let them know that it is me Jennifer
Wilson that is making this Generous donation.

I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed where I wait for my
time to come. I pray that God uses you to support and assist Me with good heart
Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to Forgive me
and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be Going in for an
operation in less than few days. I decided to WILL/donate the money to you for the
good work of the lord, And also to help the motherless and less privilege and also
for the Assistance of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27).

I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit This money
and my husband relatives are not inclined to helping poor Persons and I do not want
my husband's hard earned money to be misused Or spent in the manner in which my late
husband did not specify. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now
due to the Fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I wish you All
the best and May the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use The funds well
and always extend the good work to others.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until The task is
accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize My last wish. And Also I
will be contacting with you by email as I don't Want my relation or anybody to know
because they are always around me.

Regards,
Jennifer Wilson Mrs.
Please contact me through the email address below
jeniferwilson23@aim.com

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today of winners of the MICROSOFT WORD E-MAIL MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY PROGRAMS held on 21st JANUARY 2008. Your company or your personal e-mail address is attached to winning number 21-1JANUARY-2007-02 MSW, with serial number S/N-00179 drew the lucky numbers 887-13-865-37-10-83, and consequently won in the first lottery category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of GBP 1,000,000.00POUNDS credited to file REF NO: MSW-L/200-334841 This is from total prize money of GBP 7,000,000.00 POUNDS, shared among the SEVEN (7) international winners in this category. Your assigned claims officer contact email is:

Mr.Joe Harrison
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Head Winning Claims Dept
E-mail Address: microsoftwordagent_joeharrison@yahoo.dk

Microsoft does not sponsor a lottery, and if they did, dont you think they would use a Microsoft email address to respond?

Please do not ask me if these are real! Please do not ask me how you can get YOUR Money. These are all scams.

Dear E-mail Bearer, You have won the sum of £500,000 GBP in the Yahoo/Msn Online Sweepstake Promo head on this 2008 new year. Your Winning Number is YM09788. To further the claims of your prize, you are advise to contact your claims department with the below informations.

Send Your
Full Names:
Address:
Sex:
Age:
Occupation:
Tel / Mobile / Fax #
Nationality:
Country Of Residence:

Contact Person: Mr. Alexander Hart
E-mail: windowslive.eventmanager@live.com

Congratulations once again.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Gloria Bent
Online Coordinator

British Online Co-ordinators Ref: UK/776090X2/23 Batch: 013/06/8394369

FINAL NOTIFICATION

We happily announce to you the Draw (06/1096) of the UK NATIONAL
LOTTERY,online UK National Lottery program held on Draw
1214 10th January,2008.Your e-mail address attached to Ticket
Number:8603775966738 wit Serialnumber 5368/02drew the
Winning Numbers:06,10,11,19,22,46(bonusno.40)

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of
£1,500,000(OneMillion Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling
payout in Us dollars;2,776,646.55 in cash credited to
fileXYL/26510460037/06.

To file for your claim please contact our fiduciary agent Sir David
Rex.with details below:
Name:Sir David Rex
Phone Number: + 44 703 193 0612,009 44 703 193 0612
E-mail : uknlenquiry.consultancedepartment_sirdavidrex@hotmail.co.uk
FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY:
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:
DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH:
PHONE/FAX NUMBERS:
NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN:
SEX:
OCCUPATION:
MARITAL STATUS:
NATIONALITY:
TICKET NUMBER AND SERIAL NUMBER:
AMOUNT WON:
You can come down in person to collect your funds here in the UK.
1,Have our affiliate courier company send the cheque to YOU.
2,Congratulations once again from all our staff for being a part ofour
Promotions program.
Mr. SANFORD GOTSDINER
The society lotteries are managed by Sisson Marketing International
Limited,certified by the Gambling Commission ELM
Certification180/3/2.©Uk National Lottery 2007.

Dear Eligible Winner,

As authorized payment agents, we are required by law to disburse the first round award of $4,687.63 (Four Thousand, Six Hundred Eighty-Seven Dollars and Sixty-Three Cents) to the correct recipient, but we must verify that you have the winning first round claim number before we can send this money to you. To submit your claim for verification, click here. Your provisional Claim Code # 13750228 in conjunction with your email address is yours and yours alone, and has not been issued to any other person. You must act before the deadline date stated above or your claim will be void and these funds will definitely be distributed to some other claimant.

You will also be given the FREE opportunity to win more than $11,000,000.00 within the next 24 hours.

There is no cost to submit your claim, and no further obligation on your part.

Sincerely,

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Disbursement Officer

MasterCard/Microsoft INTERNATIONAL MEGA JACKPOT Bradford City Centre Branch 7 hustlergate bradford, West Yorkshire MICROSOFT OFFICE, UNITED KINGDOM DIRECTOR; MR. ASHLEY STEVE.JR

Attn:Winner
Winning No:M/card/456/2008
Ticket No:Mcard/647/2008
AMOUNT WON: 500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds).
This email address has brought you an unexpected luck,Your e-mail address was selected and confirmed by our co-sponsor Microsoft International, through their latest internet software. You are therefore been approved by MasterCard Int. /Microsoft UK the sum of 500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds).

CO NTACT CLAIMS ADMINISTRATOR.
Name:Mr Rivera Maquel
Email: mltc_gnt2008@yahoo.co.uk
Phone: # : +44 704 570 2006
Fax: # +44(0)701 114 0141
MasterCard / Microsoft Promotion Department
Do email the above Claims Administrator, at once with all the claims requirements below. To avoid unnecessary delay. They are needed to proceed.

Claims Requirements:
1. Full Name:.....................................
2. Address:.......................................
3. Nationality:...................................
4. Age:.......... Date of Birth:.................
5. Occupation:........................Sex...................
6. Phone:................Fax:.....................
7. State of Origin:...........Country:............

PROCEEDURES / RIGHTS AND PRECAUTIONS.
Choose from payment options and Contact the Claims Administrator via email with all your claims requirements well filled @ mltc_gnt2008@yahoo.co.uk
(i).Electronic Bank Transfer.
(ii).Delivery of Certified Check of 500,000.00 by a registered Courier Company.

Secretary,
Mrs.Mercy Hunt
MasterCard / Microsoft Mega Jackpot.
Copyright 2008 Microsoft Inc. All rights reserved

Microsoft IS NOT in the Lottery Business

HAPPY NEW YEAR we have provided you a great new that will change your life.Microsoft chairman.Mr Bill Gate,has decided to help all e mail users this year.

This promotion was held in madrid spain.Your e mail address came a
lucky winner of the sum of 170,000.00 euro.With a ticket numbers:
01,05,22,45,88,batch numbers: 15558 and reference number: ES/NP/CC/08.

Contact your appointed agent.Mr.Julian Alonso on the
contact informations below.For your claim to be proccess you are
advised to take to avery instruction of your agent.Mr.Julian Alonso.Contact him with the follow:

Batch numbers:
Reference numbers:
Ticket numbers:
Your full name:
Address:
Country:
Tel/Fax numbers:
Winning email address.
Alternative email address(Optional):

FINANCE DEPARTMENT

Mr.Julian Alonso.
Mrs.Raquel Moreno
Tel/Fax: +34-656-276-595
E mail: publicfinanceag@aol.com & publicfinanceag@ozu.es

Any one below the age of 18 is authomatically disqualified.

Wishing you happy new year
Coordinator
Laurita Eduardo Miguel(MS)

These idiots continue to get away with this stupidity. Obviously their are people stupid and greedy enough to fall for this scam.

Dear Friend,
I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund
transferred to a Swiss Account with the co-operation of a new partner
from
England who is an international business man. Presently I'm in england
for
investment projects with my own share of the total sum.
Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me
in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how that is
why I decided to compensate you for the effort invested before now an i
would like you to know that the ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN
STATES has your backing and will be directing you on what to do to get
your funds.

Now contact my secretary, his contacts are:

Name: Mr Dale Micheal
Email: mrdalemicheal@gmail.com

Ask him to send you the total sum of $4,000,000.00 (Four Million United
StateDollars) which I kept for your compensation for all the past
efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your
efforts at that time so well. So feel free and get in touched with my
secretary
Mr. Dale Micheal and instruct him where to send the Money to you.
Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share
the
joy after all the stress in getting the fail fund.At the moment, I am
very busy here because of the investment projects which I and the new
partner are having at hand.

Finally, remember that I had forwarded instructions to my secretary on
your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with
Mr. Dale Micheal and he will send the amount to you without any delay.
Get Back to my secretary with your filled out informations for the
processing of your fund:

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER:
AGE:
STATUS:
OCCUPATION:
COUNTRY:

Regards,
Dr. Terry Edmond.

You also have to wonder why these thieves and scumbags like to use Christianity so much in their schemes....

GREETINGS MY BELOVED IN CHRIST.
I AM MRS STELLA COLLINS FROM SIERRA LEON, A WIDOW TO TOM COLLINS I AM 54 YEARS OLD, I AM NOW A NEW CHRISTAN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST, FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON'T LIVE MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE.
MY LATE HUSBAND WAS AN AMBASSADOR OF SIERRA LEON IN COTE D'IVOIRE.HE DIED LAST FIVE YEARS IN A CIVIL WAR IN COTE D'IVOIRE,AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD'T PRODUCE ANY CHILD.MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH. THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DIVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA ASIA,AND EUROPE.
I SELECTED YOU AFTER READ YOUR PROFILE AND I PRAYED OVER IT. I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $5,000.000U.USD(FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THE FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY BANK IN ABIDJAN COTE D'IVORIE. ONCE I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL FORWARD TO YOU ALL THE FORMATIONS YOU WILL USE TO GET THIS FUND RELEASED FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY AND TO BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT. I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE SURE FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY UPON VANITY.
MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY.

YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST
STELLA COLLINS

And another Mugu Banker

DEAR FRIEND,

I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE. I AM THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER IN BANK OF AFRICA (BOA), OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I HOPED THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO REPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR FAMILIES.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF (USD$25) MILLION TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 10 TO 14 BANKING DAYS. THIS MONEY HAS BEEN DORMANT FOR YEARS IN OUR BANK WITHOUT CLAIM. I WANT THE BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEAREST PERSON TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER (THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT) DIED ALONG WITH HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN IN AN AIR CRASH SINCE JULY, 2000.
I DON'T WANT THE MONEY TO GO INTO OUR BANK TREASURER ACCOUNT AS AN ABANDONED FUND. SO THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CONTACTED YOU SO THAT THE BANK CAN RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER. PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL AS A TOP SECRET AND DELETE IT IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.
UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL GIVE YOU FULL DETAILS ON HOW THE BUSINESS WILL BE EXECUTED AND ALSO NOTE THAT YOU WILL HAVE 30% OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED SUM IF YOU AGREE TO HANDLE THIS BUSINESS WITH ME? AND 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT WARRANT ON THE PROCESS BEFORE THE FUND GET INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SUCH AS TELEPHONE CALLS BILLS (ETC).

BEST REGARD.
MR YUSUF MUSA.

The idiots who do these fake lottery scams are getting lazier, or they just dont have to work that hard to steal some people's money...

Uk national lottery head office, P.o. box 1764, Victoria sw1v 4dp, London,England. Dear winner, We are pleased to inform you of the result of the uk Lottery Winners,the International programs held on, sat 5th Jan, 2008. Your E-mail Address was attached to a ticket number 56475600545188 with serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers. Your email has won a total Cash Prize. You have therefore been Approved to claim a total sum of £1,000,000GB Ps(one million great british Pounds ) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03 and a consolation prize of Dell pentium 4 laptop, T-shirt and face cap. To file your claims please contact our fiduciary claims officer, Contact:Mr. Dave Harris Email:harris_fiduciaryclaimsagent07@yahoo.co.uk Telephone: +447- 045- 754- 011 DETAILS OF BENEFICIARY VERIFICATIONS FORM Full Name:............................ Full Address:......................... Nationality:.......................... Occupation:........................... Age:.................................. Sex:.................................. Reference numbers:.................... Ticket number:........................ Phone number(land/mobile):............ Regards Miss Rose Wood Co-ordinator European Prize Award.

"BECAUSE BAD PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD HAS MADE US NOT TO TRUST THE GOOD ONCE AGAIN. BEFORE ANY THING I WILL WANT YOU TO PUT ALL TRUST IN GOD ALMIGHTY,WITH HIS HOLY AND MERCIFUL NAME ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE."

Yea, BAD PEOPLE LIKE YOU, Dirtbag....

DEAREST ONE,
I AM WRITTING YOU THIS EMAIL ONLY TO SEEK FOR YOUR ASISTANCE IN GOOD FAITH.AFTER READING MY MAIL,I WILL WANT YOU TO BEAR WITH MY REQUEST AND BE OF GOOD ASISTANCE TO ME,BECAUSE BAD PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD HAS MADE US NOT TO TRUST THE GOOD ONCE AGAIN. BEFORE ANY THING I WILL WANT YOU TO PUT ALL TRUST IN GOD ALMIGHTY,WITH HIS HOLY AND MERCIFUL NAME ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.
I AM GEMBA YAO, AN IVORIENNE (IVORY COAST)NATIONALITY.THE ONLY SON OF LATE MR.ALLEN YAO,MY FATHER WAS A VERY RICH COCOA MERCHANT, BASED IN ABIDJAN; THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTINGS TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL .
MY MOTHER DIED ON OCTOBER 24,2002, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL SINCE I AM MOTHERLESS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON MARCH 26,2003 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL WHERE HE WAS ADMITTED, HE CALLED ME SECRETLY TO HIS BED SIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE KEPT A SUM $7. 500.000 (SEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS)COMPILE IN A METALLIC BOX AND DEPOSITED WITH ONE OF THE SECURITY CONPANY IN ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE.HE ADVICED ME TO RUN OUT OF THE COUNTRY IMMEDIATELY. MY LATE FATHER ALSO SAID THAT THE SECURITY COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW THE CONTENT OF THE BOX.
HE DECLEARED IT AS FAMILY TREASURES AND USED MY NAME (GEMBA YAO)AS HIS ONLY SON FOR THE NEXT OF KIN.HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS MONEY HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS PARTNER AND THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRYOF MY CHOICE WHERE I WOULD TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR AN INVESTMENT PURPOSE, SUCH AS : REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT OR STOCK MARKET INVESTMENT.

I AM HONOURABLY SOLICITING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE AS FOLLOWS :
1) TO HELP ME CLAIM THE BOX FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY.
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THESE FUND, SINCE I AM A BOY OF 21 YEARS OLD.
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY TO CONTINUE MY EDUCATIONAL CAREER AND TO PROCURE ME A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

I AM INCLINED TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS A MODE OF COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORTS AFTER THE CLAIM OF THESE FUND TO YOUR COUNTRY.
PLEASE,I WILL BE VERY HAPPY IF THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE CONCLUDED WITH IN SEVEN (7) WORKING DAYS FROM NOW.
I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER WHICH WILL ENABLE ME TO GIVE YOU A CALL AND WE TALK IN DETAILS ON HOW YOU CAN CLAIM THE BOX ON MY BEHALF.

I AM POSITIVE THAT THIS WILL NOT TAKE TOO MUCH OF YOUR TIME AS SUCH I URGE YOU TO LOOK AT THIS DUTY AS A CALL FOR THE SERVICE FROM GOD, ALSO A CALL FOR HELPING ME OUT OF THIS MY PRESENT TRIAL,A CALL TO PUT A SMILE ON THE FACES OF PEOPLE IN DISTRESS.

THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
MY BEST REGARDS,
GEMBA YAO

DONATION FOR THE LORD From: Mrs. Monica Tema

PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.I am the above name person from Sierra-Leone. I am married to Dr Ebenezer Tema who worked with Sierra Leonian Embassy in South Africa for nine years before he died in the year 2001. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians and we lived happilly. Since his death, I decided not to re-marry.
When my late husband was alive he secured $15Million (Fifteen Million U.S. Dollars) with financial institution here in Cote D'Ivoire. Presently, this money is still with the financial institution. Recently, my Doctor told me that from all the test conducted on my health, I am not going to last long, expecially, due to my cancer and stroke. But what disturbs me most now is stroke.
Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to churches or Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct. I want a church or individual that will use this money to fund churches, Orphanages and Widows. Also, the propagation of the work of God, building and maintaining the house of God through this money, is very important.
The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians. I don?t want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers, for their own selfish interest and in an ungodly manner. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.
I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me sometimes. I don't want them to know about this development, but I know that With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Financial institution in Ivory coast. I will also give you all information regarding the deposit of this money. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original- beneficiary of this fund. I want you and your church to always pray for me because God work in misterious ways. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Who ever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you soon.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Monica Tema

It should... These idiots are too stupid to come up with an original scam.

Despite the fact that I have exposed this clown TWICE already on the blog, he persist..... Now has anyone ever heard of Federal Express having a package for someone, asking security for the package, and then not knowing the name of the person who is supposed to recieve the package. If Federal Express, Microsoft, Legitimate Lotteries, etc would use their financial resources to track these people down, these type of idiotic scams would not last for much longer...

FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, WEST AFRICA
EDO STATE,NIGERIA

Dear David Scott Anderson,

In respect to your email, I have been awaiting for you to contact me for the delivery of your check of $800,000,00. You can as well come down to this branch to pick up your package or even send someone to pick it up on your behalf. More so, the phone number works perfectly and I will advise you cross the number again as it is below this mail.

I want you to know that your packages of Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars has been with us for the pass few weeks now and we are waiting for your confirmation of message so that we can deliver the bank draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars to you, Mr.Leonard Jefferson has paid for the delivering of this Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque for the delivery of the packages to you.

The only money you will send to us is for Security Keeping Fee of the Draft and the packages will be delivered to your postal Address in your country is ($250.00 US) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $250.00US Dollars. Mr.Leonard Jefferson wanted to pay for the Security Keeping Fee we said no because we don't know when you will contact us and in case of demurrage.

We want you to forward to us your full contact information's :

First Name:
Last Name:
Contact Address:
Mobile Number:
Tel Number:
Fax Number:


We await your urgent information so that we can proceed with the deliver of your package to you,
Have a wonderful time. Please E-mail me anytime you need any assistance.

We await your mail.
Regards


Mr. Mark j. Blunt
Dispatch Director.

This is one of the worst kinds of scammers. They prey on people who are desperate and looking for a job. I never sent these clowns any "request," and in fact they do not exist, except to steal your money. As soon as you respond to this they will either start the process of stealing your identity, or steal money from you in the form of fees.

Scottish Textiles Company.
Dear Candidate,
We have a job offer available for you in response to your Initial
request in the Job search directory.We are a very small International trading
company with our corporate headquarters based in Scotland.We deal on raw
materials and finished personal care products including live long
products.

Due to our competent records we have been recieving orders from
NORTHERN AMERICA,AUSTRALIA,and EUROPE which we have not been able to process
competently since we do not have a payment recieving personel in these
Areas as
it is difficult to have payments sent from foreign countries
processed within a short time.We have decided to recruit payment
officers online hence we will be needing a representative to process our
payments in these areas - due to delays in processing payments from
these areas.

REMEMBER: THE MORE PAYMENTS YOU PROCESS- AT A FASTER THE RATE THE
HIGHER YOU STAND TO EARN DAILY.
For Example
you've got 3000.00USD. ! You take your income: 300.00 USD Which is the
10% pay rate. Send to us: 2700.00 USD. First month you will have 15-20
transactions on 3000.00-4000.00 USD or more. So you may calculate your income.
For example 18 transactions on 3500.00 USD gives you 4410.00 USD.

What we ask:Two free hours daily not including weekends, Internet
access for sending and receiving e-mails,available means of cashing
payments at
your bank using your existing bank account.

IMPORTANT:
You must be over 21 years of age.U.S,UK,CANADIAN OR AUSTRALIAN
CITIZENSHIP.If you meet these conditions please reply us by contacting
the payment officer to receive a Representative Contract agreement do give
us your personal informations as stated below,

1.Full Names
2.Full Contact Address
3.Phone/fax Numbers
4.Age
5.Occupation
6.Company Name

Send Your Details To;
Mr. Malanga Amos.
Payment Officer,Scottish Textiles.
Email;info.textilesscottish@yahoo.es

Mr. Manlanga Amos, Will send you more details and the companies contact
telephone numbers as soon as you contact him,Do get back with the above
informations for quick delivery of payments

Wellcome to our Team!!!
Mrs Mary Allan.
Public Realations Officer
Scottish Textiles Company.

Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your

Confirmable Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars,

but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and

deposited the Draft with FedEx COURIER SERVICE, West Africa,

I travelled out of the country for a 2 Months Course and I

will not come back till end of Janaury. What you have to do

now is to contact the FedEx COURIER SERVICE as soon as

possible to know when they will deliver your package to you

because of the expiring date. For your information, I have

paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and

Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not

a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your

Country.

The only money you will send to the FedEx COURIER SERVICE to

deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country

is ($250.00 USD) only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier

Company so far.

Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except

$250.00US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because

they don't know when you will contact them and in case of

demurrage.You have to contact the FedEx COURIER SERVICE now for the

delivery of your Draft with this information bellow;

Contact Person: Mr. mark J. Blunt

Email Address:fedexdeliveingcompany288@yahoo.com.hk

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address() and

Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the

Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable

you track your package over there and know when it will get to

your address. Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as

you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to

pay them their Security Keeping fee of $250.00 US Dollars for their

immediate action. You should also let me know through email as soon

as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. mark J. Blunt

He does not give up. This is about the eighth one of these I have received this week.

Ex Dictator's wives are not giving away money either. This is another dumb assed West African Scammer sending these idiotic diatribes by the thousands from some internet cafe... Repeat after me... "I will not let some IDIOT steal my money, becuase I am greedy dumbshit...I will not respond to claims that I have won a lottery in a country I cant even find on the map, and that I have never bought a ticket from... There is no Santa Clause, and there is NO FREE LUNCH...."

Dear Friend,

With all sincerity and humility it is with deep pains i write you this message of wishful assistance to my predicament. I am Mrs Jewel Taylor the estranged wife to the former president of Liberia who was asked by unanimous decision by the international community to step down from the corridors of power.

I write you this mail under duress and as a result of my recent decision to better the lives of i and my children. I have made a decision which i know might not be good in the sight of man but the present situation has led me to this decision to better the lives of my children. Currently now i have decided to make do with the sum of $15.5m (Fifteen Million Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars)belonging to my husband in which i am a enefiaciary to, i have decided to relocate with your assistance to your private account the said sum.

My decision was reached when i could not conceive the thought that after the United States Government has promised to let my husband go free based on the condition that he should step down Mr.Collin Powell stated in a press briefing that he would be indicted by the court in Netherlands to face charges on war crimes, this is what led to my decision as God Knows that i was never in support of his involvement in the indecent maltreating of innocent people in Politics. This decision is hard for me to make but i just have to make it for the sake of my children's future.Currently the said sum was lodged in a safety deposit box in a financial Institution which i will disclose to you as a matter of commitment to me and this plea for assistance. I currently have the deposit certificate and can draw up a change of beneficiary mandate to effect you as the beneficiary to the funds. I am a trained economist by profession and it is in this line that i will want you to take note that your s ervices for assisting me will be compensated to the best of my ability.

I have this to look forward to so i would like you to keep this project close to your heart just as myself pending when we reach the conclusive end of this project. I will want you as a matter of confidentiality to respond through this mail and also include your telephone number as well so that i can give you a call if the need arises as we are currently on political asylum now in west africa. Once get your confirmation that you can be of assistance i will bring you into a clearer picture of the situation at hand.

Reply me true this email ID jewel_taylor5@yahoo.com.

View this site to see a picture of me:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2963086.stm
I look forward to your response with great hope of
assistance from your good self.

I remain Yours Truly,
Mrs Jewel Taylor.

Just remember people, you can not win a lottery that you did not enter....

CONFIRM YOUR WINNING

This email is to notify you that your Email
Address attached to a Ticket Number(106012)
has won an Award Sum of
1,000,000.00 Euros)
(One Million euro)In an Email Sweepstakes
program
held on the 3th of january 2008.
Please contact the claim officer
through the below given contact information.

FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER.
MR. RENE HUSON.
STAATS LOTERIJ CLAIMS DEPARTMENT.
TEL: +31-619-823-
414.FAX: +31-847-299-403.
FAX: +31-847-407-453.

Email:
infoclaimstaats@aol.co.uk

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Kate Ghoi,
Public Relation Officer.
www.staatsloterij.

DE POSTCODE LOTERIJ NL NEW YEAR BONANZA!!! RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "B" DRAWS. Ticket Number: NL/BC336791/HY07. In view of the yearly sweepstake international award promotions of the above named organization held recently we are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address attached to the above ticket Number:NL/BC336791/HY07,Winning Prize Number: 2941XG and Lucky number 5256JA, came up in the first dip. This invariably means that you have emerged as the prize winner of the sum of €1,500,000.00 Euros {One Million, Five Hundred Thousand Euros} in the second category. Be informed that all participants were selected from a random computing ballot system. This charitable sweepstake is sponsored by postcdeloterij.nl and government parastatals.It is in your best interest and to avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind that we request you Keep the entire details of your winning strictly from public notice until the process of transferring your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claims and unscrupulous acts by participants/ non participants of this program. To claim your winning, you should contact the OFFICIAL and APPROVED paying bank here in Holland-Netherlands urgently:- Dr.Patrick Van Wood. PostBank BL www.postbank.nl Email:-claimsverifications@live.com You are also advice to furnish them with the following Information:- (1) Your Names:- (2)Telephone / Fax- (3)Your Nationality {Your country of Origin}- (4)E-Ticket number- (5)Prize Number- Congratulations once again from management and staff of this company, and thanking you for being a lucky winner of our promotions program. Sincerely, Mr. Boudewijn Poelmann. . DE POSTCODE LOTERIJ PROMOTION.

And apparently this idiot did not figure out yesterday that they would not be able to con me,.

-- SAVE A SOUL (ASA) From: Mrs. MaryAnn Galpin,

Life
itself is a misery and nobody can tell what can be of it. Those that can
tell what can be of it are those who cannot tell us because they are far
from us (dead). If you would want to hear my story. I am the above named
person but now undergoing medical treatment for Cancer now. I am married to
Dr. David Galpin who worked with United Kingdom embassy in Vietnam for nine
years before he died in the year 2006.

Well I will only try to let
you know who Dr. David Galpin is by stating his philosophy of life. \\\"Life
is worth living only if lived to the service of mankind\\\" and \\\"You make
a living by what you earn, but you make life as by what you give? This will
give you an insight of the spirit behind what I believe and what I will live
for because he is my mentor.

To continue with my story, we were
married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that
lasted for only four days. Before his death we have made something of and
from life. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or adopt a child, this
is basically my own decision to honor him for the love we shared and the
life we lived for. My late husband deposited the sum of $5.6Million Five
Million six hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) with one Security/Finance Company
in Europe before his death. Presently, this money is still with the
Security/Finance Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last
for the next three months due to cancer problem.

Though what disturbs
me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this
fund to a church, better still a Christian Individual that will utilize this
money the way I am going to instruct herein. First you must emblem and live
with my husband\\\'s philosophy, as stated above. If you can\\\'t remember
please I refer you to read through from the introduction of this letter
because this most important aspect that you must uphold.

Secondly I
want an organization or an individual that is God fearing who can invest the
money and continuously use the money to fund orphanages, widows, the less
privilege, the disabled and all those afflicted with strange illness or
diseases.

Thirdly this money should not be used in an ungodly manner,
or any form of Evil or selfishness for that will warrant evil to that
person\\\'s life and family from generations to generations. For you cannot
use the hard earned money of my husband and I for evil or ungodly purposes.
If these conditions are met I am not afraid of death for I know where I am
going to and my heart will rest in peace. I don\\\'t need any telephone
communication in this regard because of my health, for as soon as I receive
your reply I will refer you to the contact of the security/Finance Company
in Europe and my doctor who shall arrange you the letter of claim from the
UK High Court of Justice. This will be done if I see from your response that
you satisfy the above conditions stated.

As I have stated my Doctor
will issue you a letter of authority that will empowers you as the original
beneficiary of these funds (Consignment). I choose this means to locate you
because I am sure I will be lead by a good Spirit to the kind of person that
will be honest. Delay in your reply will not be of benefit to me due to my
health condition and this will propel me to search for someone
else.

In the light of the above, your positive responses would be
appreciated through my email (maryangl@live.com) Please assure me that you
will act accordingly as I stated herein. Wait to hear from
you.

Regards.
Mrs. MaryAnn Galpin

------------------------------------------------------

**This mail was sent by SaigonNet WebMail 1.0

The following type of scam happens year round, but they are more successful this time of year when people are vulnerable to religious themed pleas... This person is a scumbag and a thief, do not bother responding to this, or if your local police department has a cyber crimes unit, report it to them... This is a typical 419 scam.

SAVE -A -SOUL (ASA)
From: Mrs. MaryAnn Galpin,

Life itself is a misery and nobody can tell what can be of it. Those that can tell what can be of it are those who cannot tell us because they are far from us (dead). If you would want to hear my story. I am the above named person but now undergoing medical treatment for Cancer now. I am married to Dr. David Galpin who worked with United Kingdom embassy in Vietnam for nine years before he died in the year 2006.

Well I will only try to let you know who Dr. David Galpin is by stating his philosophy of life. \\\\\\\"Life is worth living only if lived to the service of mankind\\\\\\\" and \\\\\\\"You make a living by what you earn, but you make life as by what you give? This will give you an insight of the spirit behind what I believe and what I will live for because he is my mentor.

To continue with my story, we were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we have made something of and from life. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or adopt a child, this is basically my own decision to honor him for the love we shared and the life we lived for. My late husband deposited the sum of $5.6Million Five Million six hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) with one Security/Finance Company in Europe before his death. Presently, this money is still with the Security/Finance Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem.

Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church, better still a Christian Individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. First you must emblem and live with my husband\\\\\\\'s philosophy, as stated above. If you can\\\\\\\'t remember please I refer you to read through from the introduction of this letter because this most important aspect that you must uphold.

Secondly I want an organization or an individual that is God fearing who can invest the money and continuously use the money to fund orphanages, widows, the less privilege, the disabled and all those afflicted with strange illness or diseases.

Thirdly this money should not be used in an ungodly manner, or any form of Evil or selfishness for that will warrant evil to that person\\\\\\\'s life and family from generations to generations. For you cannot use the hard earned money of my husband and I for evil or ungodly purposes. If these conditions are met I am not afraid of death for I know where I am going to and my heart will rest in peace. I don\\\\\\\'t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, for as soon as I receive your reply I will refer you to the contact of the security/Finance Company in Europe and my doctor who shall arrange you the letter of claim from the UK High Court of Justice. This will be done if I see from your response that you satisfy the above conditions stated.

As I have stated my Doctor will issue you a letter of authority that will empowers you as the original beneficiary of these funds (Consignment). I choose this means to locate you because I am sure I will be lead by a good Spirit to the kind of person that will be honest. Delay in your reply will not be of benefit to me due to my health condition and this will propel me to search for someone else.

In the light of the above, your positive responses would be appreciated through my email (maryangl@live.com) Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Wait to hear from you.

Regards.
Mrs. MaryAnn Galpin

Dear Beloved.

As you read this,don't feel sorry for me,because it is the destiny of everyman
to die someday.I am Jawad Mutaa a naturalised Briton by birth and a business
merchant based in the United Kingdom. I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal
cancer.

It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,and right now I have only
about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I regret that
I have not particularly lived my life so well,as I never really cared for
anyone (not even myself),but my trade. Though I am very well to do, I was
never open handed; I was always hostile to people and regarded them like
they never had hopes of becoming as successful as myself. Now
I know that there is a lot more to life than just prosperity.

I believe that when I am given a second chance to come to this world,I would
live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that death is
eminent, I have willed and given most of my belonging to immediate and extended
family members, as well as a few close friends. I want Allah to be merciful
to me and accept my soul. Hence I have decided to support charity work;
this is what i want to be remembered for. So far, I have been able to reach
out to a few charity organizations in the
Singapore, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so
badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.

I once asked members of my family to aid me in giving of alms to those organizations
catering for the less privileged in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused
and kept the resources to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore,
as they seem not to be contempt with what I have left for
them.

The last of my belonging which no one knows of, is the huge deposit of Eight
million US dollars that I have in a safe keeping company abroad, which I
will want you to secure and bestow to charity organizations.

Please endeavour to reply me via email (jawadmutaa@gawab.com)For your time
and devotion, I have set aside a tenth of this for you.

God be with you.

Jawad Mutaa

Eh DIRT BAG, I dont feel sorry for you.... Except I do fee a little sorry for anyone so stupid as to believe this lame, bullshit email that has been in circulation for years.

You can not win a lottery that you did not enter, or be awarded money by people who do not know you...

Foundation's Officer, Fondazion Di Vittorio, ITALY. http://www.fondazionedivittorio.it NOTIFICATION FOR CASH AID AWARD ATTN:Beneficiary Congratulations The Foundazion Di Vittorio Italy would like to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients a cash Grant/Donation of $500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand US DOLLARS) to 40 lucky recipients, as charity donations/aid from the Vittorio Foundation. For further details on how to claim your winnings, kindly send your Names, phone#, Country it to the Executive email contact below. Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (N-222-6747,E-900-56) in all discussions. (Executive Secretary)- Mr Ricardo Giovanni Email: mr_ricardo_giovanni@yahoo.it

Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me

for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States

Dollars, but I did not hear from you since that

time.

Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX

COURIER SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out

of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will

not come back till end of march.

What you have to do now is to contact the

FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible

to know when they will deliver your package to

you because of the expiring date. For your

information, I have paid for the delivering

Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance

Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is

not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist

attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX

COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Draft direct to

your postal Address in your country is ($165.00

US) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of

the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be

deceived by anybody to pay any other money

except $165.00US Dollars. I would have paid

that but they said no because

they don't know when you will contact them

and in case of demurrage.You have to contact

the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery

of your Draft with this information bellow;

Contact Person: Mr. Smith Roland

Email Address: fedex.courier_plc101@live.com

Telephone:+(234)8067324973

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your

Postal address() and Direct telephone number

to them again to avoid any mistake on the

Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking

number to enable you track your package over

there and know when it will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as

soon as you receive this mail to avoid any

further delay and remember to pay them their

Security Keeping fee of $165.00 US Dollars for

their immediate action.

You should also let me know through email as

soon as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs. Mary Edeh

Are there really people dumb enough to believe that Fedex uses Hotmail???

I guess when live.com email didnt work, they decided to try Yahoo.. Same idiot, with a different name...

Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your

Confirmable Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars,

but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and

deposited the Draft with FedEx COURIER SERVICE, West Africa,

I travelled out of the country for a 2 Months Course and I

will not come back till end of Janaury. What you have to do

now is to contact the FedEx COURIER SERVICE as soon as

possible to know when they will deliver your package to you

because of the expiring date. For your information, I have

paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and

Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not

a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your

Country.

The only money you will send to the FedEx COURIER SERVICE to

deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country

is ($180.00 USD) only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier

Company so far.

Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except

$180.00US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because

they don't know when you will contact them and in case of

demurrage.You have to contact the FedEx COURIER SERVICE now for the

delivery of your Draft with this information bellow;

Contact Person: Mr. mark J. Blunt

Email Address:fedexdeliveingcompany288@yahoo.com.hk

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address() and

Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the

Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable

you track your package over there and know when it will get to

your address. Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as

you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to

pay them their Security Keeping fee of $180.00 US Dollars for their

immediate action. You should also let me know through email as soon

as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs. Tina Jernet

Who are the people that are stupid enough to believe these people...

My Dear Beloved in Christ, Please kindly permit me to inform you of my desire to establish business relationship with you. I am Miss Elizabeth Juban the only daughter of William Juban. My father was a very wealthy cocoa and coffee Merchant based in Sierra Leone the economic capital of Freetown.

My mother died when I was just 3 years of age, while my father was killed by rebels in 2006. But before the 2006 incident that lead to the
sudden deah of my father, he took me so special because am motherless and lonely.
My father then told me of the fund us$16,105,000 (sixteen million one hundred and five thousand united states dollars) he deposited with a security company out side my country for safe keeping, which he will be using for foreign investment.

But his sudden and untimely death never allow him to execute things as planned, and the fund have been in the security company uptil date. Now, I am soliciting
for an Assistance to help me move the fund us$16,105,000 (sixteen million one hundred and five thousand united states dollars) to your country for investment and then for me to also continue my studies there in your country.
I know we have not met before, but I am contact you with the believe that you are the right person to assist me without doing anything to hurt or cheat me. I got your address during a search for a good foreigner that will assist me in this urgent issue, and I am convinced that you are the person that
will assist me in this issue with doing anything to hurt me. I have so many other addresses I got during my searching for a good foreigner which I took for
prayers, and after the prayer God revealed to me that you are the right person.

The fund is presently in a security company in Ghana since on the 12- 2- 2005. My father cancealed the fund in 2 trunk boxes and deposited it with the security company without declaring the real content of the boxes, He declared the content of the boxes as photographic equipments for security and safety reason
.

As I am a girl of 20 years and have not handle such amount on money before, that is why I want you to assist me as my foreign beneficary to claim the fund.Then after, I will continue my education in your country while you invest the fund in a good business over there in your country.
The fund will be under your investment control for three Years during which only
the profit will be shared annually 60% for me and 40% for you annually.

Presently, I am in a refugee camp here in Accra,Ghana after I was denined to claim the 2 trunk boxes by the security company for not providing a foreign beneficairy that will asist me in this issue.

Please I wait for your urgent respone so that we will proceed and finish this issue for me to join you over in your country as my situation here is very bad. The deposit contract document/prove shall be sent to you as soon as you indicate your interest.
Thanks and God be with you.

Best Regards.
Miss Elizabeth Juban.
NB: PLEASE ASSIST ME IN THE NAME OF GOD, SINCERELY, AM
LITTLE AND SMALL TO HANDLE THIS.

With their ridiculous stories, and lottery scams...

EURO MILLION LOTTERY Batch No: Eu ESP/Euml/2007 Ref No: WIN/008/05/10/Eu http://www.euromillion.es WINNING NOTIFICATION We happily announce to you the draw (P479) of the EURO MILLION NATIONAL LOTTERY,an online Sweepstakes International program held on 27th DECEMBER 2007. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 3-5-19-25-30-5 which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2ndcategory.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 850,000.00 (Eight Hundred and fifty Thousand Euros) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a total cash prize of 1,700,000.00 shared amongst the Two (2) lucky winners in this category. The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 500,000 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. However,no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy. This is the first Promotional program for the year 2007. It is absolutely the biggest bonanza in this year's stakes.To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact accredited claim agent Mr. Marcelo Rupert for the immediate release of your wining price. Mr. Marcelo Rupert (Claim Agent) AVENIDA DE LA ALBUFERA Nº 35, 28038 MADRID, ESPAÑA. E-mail: mainlandagent@k.ro

The below informations are attached to your winning informations
(1) Ref No: WIN/008/05/10/Eu
(2) Ticket- Eu 45407
(3) Lucky -3-28-40-45
(4) Serial-51622
(5) Batch- ESP/Euml/2007
You must contact the appointed agent with your details below:
Names:
age:
Sex:
Nationality:
Telephone and Fax Numbers:
Accupation:
Address:
You should include your winning informations stated above via email to
process
the immediate payment of your prize. The Validity period of the
winnings is for 10 working days hence you are expected to make your claims
immediately.Any claim not made before this days will be CANCELLED.
Best Regards,
Mrs. Anita Horst
(Euro Million ONLINE CO-ORDINATOR).
Madrid, 27th DEC, 2007
Sweepstakes International Program.
http://www.euromillion.es

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Daniel Williams from Sudan writing you from Ghana, I believe by God's grace I got your contact in confidence After asking for God's directions,Despite I never disclose why I needed your contact to any body. I wish to know if you can assist us in by removing and handling both our fund of FIVE MILLION TWO HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS)US.$5.200.000.00.and invest Presently in your land of business,the fund and gold is still in the Security Company,where my late father deposited it for safe keeping and my father never disclosed the content to the Security Company, he only decleard it as "personal/family treasure"because he donot want the company to know the content of the box's.

Since you are involved in associated business in your country, I and my sister will love if we will invest our fund in your business and you help us look for a buyer of gold over there, because we do not know any body overseas,and we don' t want to do anything here in Africa.

I and my sister are in need of a God fearing person who will assist us very well in this fund that we are about to invest overseas, where we will invest it properly with the person's advice.Actually I do not want involvement of any African because of our safety,they killed my parents because of his money.

If you can assist us receive this fund, kindly send to me your phone number with fax,and your full name and address for us to get you approved as our beneficiary,because we want to finalize this in five or six days from today. Please let me know if you are interested to assist us so that I will send to you phone number of the lawyer for you to call him and discuss on the percentage.

NOTE:PLEASE KINDLY RESPOND BACK TO MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW: (danielwilliams_gh1@hotmail.com)

Yours faithfully,

Daniel Williams

CONFIRMED
ELIGIBLE
WINNER


$4,687.63

12/26/2007

Dear Eligible Winner,

As authorized payment agents, we are required by law to disburse the first round award of $4,687.63 (Four Thousand, Six Hundred Eighty-Seven Dollars and Sixty-Three Cents) to the correct recipient, but we must verify that you have the winning first round claim number before we can send this money to you. To submit your claim for verification, click here. Your provisional Claim Code # 13750228 in conjunction with your email address is yours and yours alone, and has not been issued to any other person. You must act before the deadline date stated above or your claim will be void and these funds will definitely be distributed to some other claimant.

You will also be given the FREE opportunity to win more than $11,000,000.00 within the next 24 hours.

There is no cost to submit your claim, and no further obligation on your part.

Sincerely,

Michael J. Armstead
Disbursement Officer

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Just how many of you got the same winning notice? No people, I am sorry, but you did not win anything. This is just another scam...

13750228

CONFIRMED
ELIGIBLE
WINNER


$4,687.63

12/26/2007

Dear Eligible Winner,

As authorized payment agents, we are required by law to disburse the first round award of $4,687.63 (Four Thousand, Six Hundred Eighty-Seven Dollars and Sixty-Three Cents) to the correct recipient, but we must verify that you have the winning first round claim number before we can send this money to you. To submit your claim for verification, click here. Your provisional Claim Code # 13750228 in conjunction with your email address is yours and yours alone, and has not been issued to any other person. You must act before the deadline date stated above or your claim will be void and these funds will definitely be distributed to some other claimant.

You will also be given the FREE opportunity to win more than $11,000,000.00 within the next 24 hours.

There is no cost to submit your claim, and no further obligation on your part.

Sincerely,

Michael J. Armstead
Disbursement Officer

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Save -A- Soul (S.A.S).

From: Mrs. MaryAnn Galpin,

Life itself is a misery and nobody can tell what can be of it. Those that can tell what can be of it are those who cannot tell us because they are far from us (dead). If you would want to hear my story. I am the above named person but now undergoing medical treatment for Cancer now. I am married to Dr. David Galpin who worked with United Kingdom embassy in Malaysia for nine years before he died in the year 2006.

Well I will only try to let you know who Dr. David Galpin is by stating his philosophy of life. \\\"Life is worth living only if lived to the service of mankind\\\" and \\\"You make a living by what you earn, but you make life as by what you give? This will give you an insight of the spirit behind what I believe and what I will live for because he is my mentor.

To continue with my story, we were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we have made something of and from life. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or adopt a child, this is basically my own decision to honor him for the love we shared and the life we lived for. My late husband deposited the sum of $5.6Million Five Million six hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) with one Security/Finance Company in Europe before his death. Presently, this money is still with the Security/Finance Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem.

Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church, better still a Christian Individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. First you must emblem and live with my husband\\\'s philosophy, as stated above. If you can\\\'t remember please I refer you to read through from the introduction of this letter because this most important aspect that you must uphold.

Secondly I want an organization or an individual that is God fearing who can invest the money and continuously use the money to fund orphanages, widows, the less privilege, the disabled and all those afflicted with strange illness or diseases.

Thirdly this money should not be used in an ungodly manner, or any form of Evil or selfishness for that will warrant evil to that person\\\'s life and family from generations to generations. For you cannot use the hard earned money of my husband and I for evil or ungodly purposes. If these conditions are met I am not afraid of death for I know where I am going to and my heart will rest in peace. I don\\\'t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, for as soon as I receive your reply I will refer you to the contact of the security/Finance Company in Europe and my doctor who shall arrange you the letter of claim from the UK High Court of Justice. This will be done if I see from your response that you satisfy the above conditions stated.

As I have stated my Doctor will issue you a letter of authority that will empowers you as the original beneficiary of these funds (Consignment). I choose this means to locate you because I am sure I will be lead by a good Spirit to the kind of person that will be honest. Delay in your reply will not be of benefit to me due to my health condition and this will propel me to search for someone else.

In the light of the above, your positive responses would be appreciated through my email (maryanng@live.com) Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you.

Regards.
Mrs. MaryAnn Galpin

Has hit every email address I have... The sad thing is that many people believe these scumbags...

From Mrs.Verinica Van Dijk. It is obvious that this notification will come to you as a suprise but please find time to read it carefully as we congratulate you over your success in the following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by STAATS LOTERIJ NL.(www.staatsloterij.nl) held Friday-the 30th of November,2007.

wherein your electrononic email address emerged as one of the online
winning email in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash
award of 1,000,000.00 Euro (One Million Euro).

Your email address attached to our Lottery payment order,had the
following details:(i) Ticket Nr.: DZS-NED 338-691-BBT/2007; (ii)
Lucky Nrs.: 11, 18, 25, 43, 56, 77, 89; (iii)Reference Nr.:

MST/18436/DZS-NED;
(iv) Batch Nr.:KNED-LOTT 5196 72X5G.

You are advice to contact our Claims Department through the below

informations:
FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER.
MR.GEORGE VROOME.STAATS LOTERIJ CLAIMS DEPARTMENT.
TEL: +31-647-257-436.
FAX: +31-847-558-575.
E-mail:georgevroome@aim.com

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs.Veronica Van Dijk,
Public Relation Officer.
www.staatsloterij.nl

Copyright © 1994-2007 The Staats Loterij Internet E-mail lottery

Awards
Promotion Inc. All rights reserved. Terms of Service -Guideline.

The only thing that is surprising is that you idiots keep sending me these, and that people are still stupid enough to fall for this crap.

how incredible stupid these people are... The only people who are more stupid, are the victims who fall for this crap.

FROM ENGR.FUNSHO MARK DAVID

My Dear Good Friend,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? You may
not understand why this mail came to you,but if you do not remember I or
my colleague,you might have received an email from us in the past
regarding a million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded.

I am using this opportunity to inform you that this million-dollar
business has been concluded with the assistance of another partner from
United Kingdom (London) who financed the transaction to a logical
conclusion.

I thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund
into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you. I
want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of
the Nigeria bank to my new partner's account in UK who assisted me in his
great venture but now I am in Japan for business mission Due to your
effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness shown during the course
of the transaction,I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to
you with the sum of $1,250,000.00.

I have left instruction to my banker to issue you a certified
international bank draft for you worth of $1,250,000.00 cashable anywhere in the
world. My dear friend I will like you to contact my secretary
,Rev.George Amah, on his direct email address at:
(revdrgeorgeamah@yahoo.es) or (revgeorgeamah@myway.com) for the
collection of your Bank draft,send to him the name you want the Draft to
bear,that is your account name in order for him to submit it to my
banker to draw the Draft in
your behalf. I have authorized my secretary and Mr.John Duru my account
officer to release the Bank Draft to you whenever you contacted him
for it.

At the moment, Iam very busy here in Japan because of the investment
project,which my new partner
and I are having at hand. Please I will like you to accept this token
with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart, also comply with
my secretary's directives so that he will send the draft to you
without any delay.

NOTE: You are advised not to discuss the matter with any body except my
secretary. You are advised not to accept any fax or telephone calls
that does not come from him Because he is the only person which I left
the order on how to deliver the cheque/draft to you,you are to contact
him immediately you receive this message for more information through
the instruction I left. Endeavor to send him your full Name and
telephone number/your current mailing address, {Home or Office} where you will
want him to send the draft to you and most important ,your account name
so that you will not have any problem clearing the Draft.
Thanks and God
bless you.
Best regards

FROM ENGR.FUNSHO MARK DAVID

Yahoo is NOT in the Lottery business.

Dear Esteemed Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the
YAHOO! International Promotions Program held on the 27th of August 2007.
Your e-mail batch number 8254297137 drew the lucky numbers
14-22-28-37-40-44 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1,500,000.00 (i.e
One Million Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds)

please contact claims Agent immediately, to begin your claims process

MRS.SUZAN HOWARD
Email:consultant_suzan@yahoo.it

You are to contact her with the following information:

Your Full Names:
Your Contact Address:
Your Telephone:
Fax numbers:
Occupation:
Sex:
Age:
Country Of Location:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your Sincerely,
Mrs Jane Moore

One of my regular readers asked me why I still post these... The answer is simple... There are still people out there who fall for evil idiots like this... There are people that dont believe that anyone could be so disgusting as to use the name of Christ to steal... Well I got news for you, they ARE still out there, and this is one of them...

Dirtbag piece of shit of the day, hope all the spammers farm this email address. Maybe even a few Nigerians, wouldnt that be special.

Dearly beloved in Christ,

I am Mrs Catharina Kitty Sies from Netherlands. I am married to late
James Davis of blessed memory who worked with south african embassy for twelve years before he died in the year 2001. We were married for eleven years without a child; he died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both devoted Christians.

Since his death I too have been battling with both cancer and fibroid
problem. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$25
Million(twenty five million dollars) with a security company firm in
Europe.

Recently, my doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to either a charity organization, devoted Christian individual or God fearing person that will utilize this money the way I am going to give instruction with all sincerity to fund churches, orphanages homes, widows and also propagating the word of God.

Because I don t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not God fearing, for they are into idolatry worship and I don t want a situation where this money will be used in an unholy manner, hence the reasons for taking this bold decision. I don t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and also because of the presence of my husbands relatives around always. I don t want them to know about this development.

As soon as I receive your reply, I shall give you the contact of the Finance Security Company in Europe where the diplomatic consignment was Deposited for safekeeping. I will also issue an order of authority to the security company, authorizing them that the said luggage has been willed to you and a copy of such authorization will be forwarded to you. I want you and the believers / community where you reside to always pray for me. My happiness is that I lived a true devoted life worthy of emulation.

Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give room in sourcing for another person / organization for this same purpose. You will have 20% out of the total amount for all your time to carry out this dream and to cover whatever expenditures to claim this money.

Please if you are interested forward to me your informations below to my address
( catharinakittysies@myway.com ):

(1)Your full names:
(2)Contact address:
(3)Tele/cell numbers:
(4)Occupation:
(5)Age:
(6)Sex:
{7}Company Name{If Any}:
{8}Nationality:

for my attorney to contact you for us to proceed immediately.

Please expedite action is needed.

May the Goodlord continue to guide and protect us.

Peace of the lord be with you.

Best Regards,

Mrs Catharina Kitty Sies

Dear Sir/Madam,

There is an issue with the WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER in the amount
of $500.000.00 USD directed in cash credited to file
KTU/9023118308/03, at the owner of this email address.
The International Monetary Fund contacted us for your compensation a
couple of hours ago due to your allocated security code.

They said that they choose to send it to an email address instead of a
name. We are unable to complete a transfer directed at an email
address,so we require some more information in order to complete this
transfer.

FULL NAME:
FULL CONTACT ADDRESS:
MOBILE PHONE NUMBER:
OCCUPATION:
MARITAL STATUS AND AGE:

In order to resolve this problem,please email via Western Union
Solicitors Fund Verification Department:
westernunionmoneytransferdept01@yahoo.com

As soon as this information is received,and you have complied with the
requirements of payment of the western union charges, payment will be
made to your nominated bank account or at the counter directly from The
Western Union Transfering Bank. When emailing,please use reference
number 250-153 for our mutual convenience.

THE MANAGEMENT OF WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER,OFFICE NIGERIA BRANCH.

Sincerely,

Mr MARK JAMES .
Western Union Payments

That people stupid enough to fall for this scam, and to believe Western Union Officials use Yahoo email accounts, dont exist...

And who is dumb enough to believe this?

LG Electronics, Inc.

Dear Beneficiary,

This is to notify you that you have been chosen By the Board of
trustees of Yahoo! Inc as one of the final recipients of a Cash
Grant/Donation
for your own personal,education and business development.

LG Electronics, Inc. in conjunction with the United Nations
Organization (UNO) and the European union, is giving out a yearly
donation of One
Hundred Million United States Dollars as specific Donations/Grants to
50 lucky international recipients worldwide in different categories
for
their educational pursuit,health care,personal Business development
and
uplift of their enviroment.

Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (N-222-6747,
E-900-56) in all discussions.

Executive Secretary
Mr. Robert Bloom
Tel: +31-626-415-837
FAX: +31 205 248 266
EMAIL:bloom_info55@yahoo.de

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs.Lisa M. Bauldry
(European award department)

How many emails this ignorant piece of human waste has sent, or perhaps it is just a template some of our dear Mugu friends use... But they dont seem to get it, that I am not going to allow them to steal my money...

{MR. Song Li le Hang Seng Bank Ltd. Sai Wan Ho Branch, 83, Des Voeux Road, Hong Kong. (songprivacy03@yahoo.com.hk)

Good Day,
Let me start by introducing myself.I am Mr. SONG LI LE
director of operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd.I
have an obscured business suggestion for you. Before
the U.S and Iraqi war our client Colonel Sadiq Uday
who was with the Iraqi forces and also businessman,
made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months,
with a value of Nineteen millions Five Hundred
Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch.Upon
maturity several notices was sent to him, even during
the war which began in 2003. Again after the war
another notification was sent and still no response
came from him. We later found out that the Colonel
along with his wife and only daughter had been killed
during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.
You can read more about the bombings on visiting these
sites below:

1.http://www.ccmep.org/usbombingwatch/2003.htm#3/19/03
2.http://civilians.info/iraq/deaths_data.php

After further investigation it was also discovered
that Colonel Sadiq Uday did not declare any next of
kin in his official papers including the paper work of
his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last
time he was at my office that no one except me knew of
his deposit in my bank. So, Nineteen millions Five
Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying
in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim
it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws
of my country at the expiration 5 years the funds will
revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if
nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this
backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you
as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Colonel
Sadiq Uday so that you will be able to receive his
funds.

MODALITIES:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned
out so that we shall come out successful. I have an
attorney that will prepare the necessary document that
will back you up as the next of kin to Colonel Sadiq
Uday, all that is required from you at this stage is
for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address
so that the attorney can commence his job. After you
have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also
fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the
necessary approval and of probate in your favour for
the move of the funds to an account that will be
provided by you.There is no risk involved at all in
this matter, as we are going to adopt a legalized
method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary
documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost
discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once
the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank
account we shall then share in the ratio of 70% for
me, 30% for you.

Should you be interested please send me your,

1,Full names,
2,private phone number,
3,current residential address,

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email
address below: (songprivacy03@yahoo.com.hk) and
finally after that I shall provide you with more
details of this operation.

Your earliest response to this letter will be
appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Mr Song Lile

UNITED NATIONS (WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME) DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS. 870 UNITED NATIONS PLAZA 20-A NEW YORK NY 10017 WIRE TRANSFER/AUDIT UNIT Our Ref: WB/NF/UN/XX027

ATTN: BENEFICIARY,

IRREVOCABLE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT

We have actually been authorized by the presidency, Republic of Nigeria and the
governing board of central bank of Nigeria to investigate the unnecessary delay
of your payment, Recommended and approve your claims for payment if certified as
genuine. During the course of our investigation, we discovered with dismay
that your payment has been unnecessarily Delayed by corrupt officials of the Bank
who are Trying to divert your money into their private accounts, to forestall this,
security for your funds Was organized in the form of your personal Identification
number (PIN) and your transfer access code (T.A.C.)this will enable only you have
direct Control over this fund, we have also agreed with the Presidency that we will
handle this payment ourselves to avoid the hopeless situation created by the
Officials of the central bank of Nigeria We obtained an irrevocable payment
guarantee on your Payment from the presidency we are happy to inform you that based
on our recommendation/instructions; your Entire Inheritances fund has been credited
in your favour through our overseas paying bank.

You are therefore advice send to contact REV ROGER HEDGES International Audit unit,
United Nations Liaison Office London United Kingdom on phone: +004470-3194-2507 fax
number: +0044-87-1715-9337 OR EMAIL: roger_hedges2009@yahoo.co.uk to collect your
original payment slip with your pin and transfer access code. As soon as you submit
these codes and your payment slip to your bank they will credit your account without
delay.

NOTE: YOU ARE ADVICED TO FURNISH REV HEDGES WITH YOUR CORRECT CONTACT AND BANKING
DETAILS TO AVOID TRANSFER OF THIS FUND INTO A WRONG ACCOUNT.
We expect your urgent response to this email to enable us monitor this payment
effectively..

CONGRATULATIONS.

CAPT DAVID MOGAN.
UNITED NATIONS, NEW YORK

The more I read these things the more stupid I realize the victims must be.

I guess I was bored tonight. I knew that this idiot was a mugu the moment they spoke to me on Yahoo. I was doing some maintenance on my Notebook so I played along until they made thier move...

mary_martins_02: what do you what me to ask you ? David Anderson: Nothing dear, you started the conversation. mary_martins_02: okay mary_martins_02: well there is one secret i wnat to open to you alone promise you wont let any body to know about it ? David Anderson: Sure tell me. mary_martins_02: now that my parent are late i have all there weathly information with me even there money in the Bank so i dont know if there is help you can do for me to get it out cos the relative have been looking into the legacy

What a waste of air and space these idiots are. Anyway, If you see this moron on Yahoo Messenger, you will know who it is....

Actually believes that a multinational oil company, that specializes in gouging us on gas prices, is suddenly giving money away to complete strangers, and using a freaking Yahoo email address to do so. Anyone stupid enough to get robbed by these clowns, deserve it.

Yahoo! Address Book From the Address Book of contactsahell SHELL PETROLEUM FOUNDATION INTERNATIONAL Shell Centre LONDON SE1 7NA United Kingdom Direct Phone No. +447045732575

Ref: PBL/CN/6654/CP.
Coupon
No.PBL2348974321

MOTTO: STRIVING TO ALLEVIATE POVERTY ACROSS THE GLOBE!

ATTN:

NOTICE OF GRANT AWARD

The Shell Petroleum Foundation United Kingdom, is glad to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trustees and after series of secret deliberations selected you as one of the final recipients of a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, alleviate poverty across the globe, and business development. The Shell Petroleum Foundation United Kingdom, it was established in the year 2000 by the Shell Multi-Million Groups and is now supported by the Yahoo Incoropation, Mircosoft Coropration and Emirates Airlines.

To celebrate the 7th anniversary program, the Shell Petroleum Foundation United Kingdom in conjunction with other relevant bodies is giving out a yearly donation of £4,500,000 GB Pounds (Four Million, Five Hundred Great Britain Pounds Sterlings ) to 10 lucky recipients. These specific Donations/Grants will be awarded to recipients worldwide; in different categories for their personal business development and enhancement of their educational plans. At least 15% of the awarded funds should be used to develop a part of your environment. This program has been conceived with the objective of human growth, alleviate poverty across the globe, educational, and community development, which is a measure to universal development strategy.These grants are issued every year around the world in accordance with the objective of the Shell Petroleum Foundation International to alleviate poverty across the globe.

Kindly note that you will only be chosen to receive the donation once, which means that subsequent yearly donation will not get to you again.
Take time and thought in spending the donation wisely on a project that will stand the test of time.You were selected among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of £450,000.00 GB Pounds ( Four Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great Britain Pounds Sterlings) as charity donations/Grant from the Shell Petroleum Foundation United Kingdom in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament.You will be required to fill the form below and email it to our Finance Officer below for documentation and processing of the remittance of your grant.

After contacting our office with the requested data, you will be given your donation pin number, which you will use in collecting the funds.
Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (G8-222-6747,EU-900-56) in all correspondence.

PERSONAL INFORMATIONS

1. Name:
2. Address:
3. Marital Status:
4. Occupation:
5. Age:
6. Sex:
7. Nationality:
8. Country Of Residence:
9. Telephone Number (Country Code)-(Area Code)- Phone Number):
10 Cell Number: (Country Code) - (Cell Phone Number):
11. Fax Number:

SEND ALL YOUR CLAIMS AND INQUIRIES TO shellmailcontact@yahoo.com

Mr. Mark Wilson
Financial Officer,
Shell Foundation.
Tel: +447045732575
shellmailcontact@yahoo.com

We advise you call the Financial Officer Phone numbers to inform him that you have sent your informations. Tel: +447045732575 All information is strictly confidential and will only be used for the purpose to which it is been requested.Finally, all funds should be claimed by their respective beneficiaries, no later than 21 days after notification. Failure to do so will result to outright cancellation..
Sponsor: The Shell Petroleum Foundation International, Yahoo Incoropation,Mircosoft Coropration and Emirates Airlines.On behalf of the Board kindly, accept our warmest congratulations.

Regards.

Mr DAVID WEST
Deputy Director / Grants Co-ordinator
Shell Petroleum Foundation International

WARNING!

ANY MAIL RECIEVED OF THIS SUCH WITH ANY OTHER TRADE MARK OR ADDRESS SHOULD BE FORWARDED TO THIS BOX IMMEDIATELY, THIS WILL HELP US TO FIGHT SCAM AND LOTTERY IMPOSTERS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION. OR SENT TO THIS FRAUD ALERT EMAIL : shellmailcontact@yahoo.com

Shell Foundation : Details / Add To My Address Book

Do You Yahoo!?
View your Yahoo! Address Book at http://address.yahoo.com Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com

And if they did, they would not give money to people over the internet.

PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT THE PEPSI MAX PROMOTIONS LONDON. UNITED KINGDOM SW1V 3DW.

This is to inform you of the release of email balloting held on the 20th July 2007, by THE PEPSI IRISH BOTTLING

COMPANY on it's anniversary. For the first time ever THE PEPSI IRISH BOTTLING COMPANYhave decided to

celebrate it's anniversary by awarding £1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION POUND STERLING) each to 20 lucky winners

who were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from over 30,00000

companies and 5,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotion is

organized by Pepsi Ireland and Pepsi England.

However, the results were released on 25st July 2007 and your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won

£1,000,000.00 each on the anniversary of the THE PEPSI IRISH BOTTLING COMPANYY, and your email was

attached to Ticket Number RR38844240 and Ballot Number 00147.

Your fund is now deposited in a Bank with your prize money insured in your name. Due to mix up of some numbers

and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed and money

remitted to your account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking

advantage of this program by participants as it has happened in the past. All participants were selected through a

computer ballot systems/shopping tickets-foils drawn from 25,000 company names and individual names from

Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe, America, Africa and North America as part of our 3rd Quarter International

Promotional programs. We hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in the next high stake promotion

agenda of £1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION POUND STERLING). However, you will have to fill the form below and send

it to the Promotion manager of the THE PEPSI IRISH BOTTLING COMPANY for verification and then you will be

directed to the bank where a cheque of 1,000,000.00 has already been deposited in your favor.

NAME:.......................
AGE:........................
SEX:........................
ADDRESS:....................
EMAIL:......................
PHONE:......................
MOBILE NUMBER:..............
OCCUPATION:.................
COMPANY:....................
ANNUAL INCOME:..............
COUNTRY:....................

Please you are advised to complete the form and send it immediately to our Promotion manager through fax/email

for prompt collection of your fund from the designated bank/courier.

CONTACT PROMOTION MANAGER:
NAME: Mr. Chris Watler
EMAIL: chris.watler_promo@yahoo.co.uk
TEL: +44 701 112 8998

Note: Any email not sent to the above email address will not be honored.

Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification.This E-mail message (including

attachments, if any) is intended for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain

Information that is privileged, proprietary, and confidential and exempted from disclosure.If you are not the

intended recipient, you are notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly

prohibited.

Yours faithfully,
Mary James (Mrs).

Please do not fall for these people's scams people! YOU CAN NOT WIN A LOTTERY THAT YOU DID NOT ENTER!

From Online Co-ordinator AWARD NOTICE POSTCODE LOTERIJ NL. RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "B" DRAWS Ticket Number:NL/BC336791/HY07.

In view of
the yearly sweepstake of the above named organization held on the 24th
July,2007. It is my pleasure to inform you that your e-mail address
attached to the above ticket Number:NL/BC336791/HY07, Prize Number:
JM/934107/WPN and Lucky number W-61228-58/B7,came up in the first dip.
This invariably means that you have emerged as the prize recipient of
(1,000000 Euros)in the second category with an allocated sum of
10,000,000.00 (Ten Million Euros) shared among the first Ten (10) lucky
winners in this category.
Be informed that all participants were
selected from a random computing ballot system.This charitable
sweepstake is sponsored by postcdeloterij-nl and government
parastatals, drawn from major cities in Europe.
In your best
interest and to avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we
request that you keep the entire details of your award strictly from
public notice until the process of transferring your claims has been
completed, and your funds remitted to your account.This is part of our
security protocol to avoid double claims and unscrupulous acts by
Participants/nonparticipants of this program.
To file for your claim
and other enquiries,contact the paying bank address written below with
the following details:
(1) NAME.
(2) CONTACT ADDRESS.
(3) TELEPHONE AND
FAX NUMBERS.
(4) TICKET AND PRIZE NUMBERS.
(5) NOTIFICATION DATE.
Contact Person: Mr.David Meyer
Contact Email:regiocustserv@aol.com
Tel: +31 644 965 098

Congratulations from the entire executive
officials of the organising board.

Yours Sincerely,
Joan Van Henk
(Lottery Coordinator)
www.postcodeloterij.nl

If you were stupid and greedy enough to fall for this one, shame on you. What kind of MORON says they owe you money, and then at the end, asks for your name?

Dear Friend, I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred to a Swiss Account with the co-operation of a new partner from England who is an international business man. Presently I'm in England for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds spite that it failed us some how that is why I decided to compensate you for the effort investment before ow. Now contact my secretary, his contact:

Name: Mr Dale Micheal
Email: dalemicheal1960@aol.co.uk

Ask him to send you the total sum of $4,000,000.00 (Four Million United State
Dollars) which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and
attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time
very much. So feel free and get in touched with my secretary Mr. Dale Micheal
and instruct him where to send the Money to you. Please do let me know
immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the
sufferness at that time. In the moment, I am very busy here because of the
investment projects which I and the new partner are having at hand.

Finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary on, your
behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with Mr. Dale
Micheal
and he will send the amount to you without any delay. Get Back to my secretary
with your filled out information's for the processing of your fund:

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER:
AGE:
STATUS:
OCCUPATION:
COUNTRY:

Regards,
Dr. Terry Edmond

Hello,

Please i do want you to know in God name that i am contacting you base on this business transaction, because somebody has to be contacted, i know you may wonder why you are chosen or contacted since we do not know each other before, but somebody has to be chosen please. My name is Tony Egini the only son of the late Chief Dan J. Egini, i am contacting you to assist me and mother Mrs. Gloria Egini to transfer the Sum of Fifteen Million US Dollars US$15,000.000.00, we inherited from my late father who was a very rich and traditional African who made a lot money from the sale of crude oil and diamonds business from his company in our country Zimbabwe. After the death of my late father i and my mother have been maltreated and humiliated by the family members of my late father who claims that by tradition i cannot inherit my late fathers assets/wealth, because of this, they tried to kill me and my mother so we ran to a neighboring village and there my late father lawyer came and gave us an envelope and in it was some vital legal documents of my late father that before death of my late father he deposited this fund in a bank here in Ghana and he gave us all the legal documents which the bank gave to him at the time he deposited the fund in the bank so i and my mother came to Ghana immediately. Unfortunately to this family members of my late father, they are not aware that before the death of my late father he deposited Fifteen Million US Dollars US$15,000.000.00 in a bank here in Ghana so we want to transfer the fund to you so that we will leave Ghana and met you in your country and you will help us invest the money for us since we do not have any business ideal and buy us a house in your country after deducting your commission while i continue my education. Please i do want you to know that my mother said that if you can help us she will compensate you with 25% of the total fund when the fund is been successfully transfer to you. Please we are willing to get your urgent reply so that we can send you all the legal documents that was given to my late father at the time he deposited the fund in the bank and his death certificate so that you can understand more better all what we have said in our letter to you please. Thanks and God Bless you as we wait for your urgent reply for more details.
Best regards,
Tony Egini and Mother.

It seems that Orphans are the popular theme today....

Goodmoning Dear. and complements to you.am Helen Sane Thieck from Senegal but my mother is from Algeria.am 27 yrs old single.please i need a help from someone as am writing to you write now. please help me for God sake.my mother died four years back and my father died last year in motor accident, since­ my father died my uncles have sold all my fathers inherritance belongings and nothing was left behind.but now the worsth part of it is that after they have sold all his belongings the money he depos­ited in his bank account which he used my name as his next of king.now they want to share the little sum of $3.4 million dollars with me.that my share there is just 10%.please am pleading you in the name of allmigthy God.this is only what i have as a living person this is my life and my hope.so i need your help please. Now they are forcing me to wildrow this money and if i should do that.that means that am loosing the money.now my lawyer has just adviced me that the only way for me to get this money is to look for someone outside the country so that i can transfer it in his or her account then i will leave the country please­ this is the reson why i need your help.because i dont have any body outside the country the only poeple i have in france and London are my family members and this is a secreate between me and my lawyer and the person who will help me.please am pleading in the name of our lord Jesus Christ.please help me for God sake this is my only hope.i dont have a work am still schoolling but notwithstandin­g i want to leave Africa .please­.i cant live watching some one flurishing my fathers wealth in the name of tradition. to hell with tradition. I have tried to contact people and to make friends true phone.because i know that many won't believe me because of internt scammers and fraud.but finally this is still the only way i can get a responsable and sincere human.please am pleading for your help and concern.pleas­e if you would'nt mind if you have any thing you need to confirm if am reall to you please just ask me i promise to give it to you.or if you have someone hear or a friend hear in Algeria or Senegal just send me his or her conntact so that i will conntact him to come over and confirm for you if am real.am just saying this because of scammers because i know that many will not believe me.but i hope that allmigthy God will send a helper to me but i will live Algeria to senegal within this weekend for some urgent reasons. please go ahead and help me if you can and you will see how God will bless you.please if time will not permite you to help me you can share my fillings with your friends who you know that are ready to help.may god bless you as you sick to help me please you can also contact me true my new email helenthieck@yahoo.ca. am waiting to hear from you as soon as possible. One Love. Your's Truely Helen Sane Thieck.

And then there are always the idiots who claim to want to help you steal some dead person's fortune.

Dear Friend,

A very good day to you.
Please forgive this unusual way of contacting you as it was borne out of my
basic search for a competent, dependable and honest fellow who will help me
execute the below detailed transaction. I expect that this information be
accorded utmost confidentiality and secrecy.

I am the Head of Accounts and Audit Department of Bank Commerciale Du
Burkina, Ouagadougou. Although the society today is so unpredictable that
the good and the bad live side by side coupled with the monumental hype and
crap of the abuse of the internet by some unscrupulous persons, yet i
decided to contact you after a careful thought and prayer, and also going
the way of my instincts, believing that you may be capable of handling this
business transaction which i explained below;
In my department, i discovered an abandoned sum of $12.5m US dollars (Twelve
million, five hundred thousand US dollars). In an account that belong to one
of our foreign customers who died alongside his entire family in in a plane
crash that occured in 2003.
You can as well re-confirm the authenticity and genuineness of this piece of
information,through the underneath website of this incident thus:
(http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html)

Since we recieved information about his death, we have been expecting his
next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it
unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as
indicated in our banking guidelines, but unfortunately, idiscovered that his
supposed next of kin(his son and wife) died alongside with him at the plane
crash leaving nobody behind for the claims. Hence, i decided to make this
business proposal and release the money to you as the next of kin (I want to
present you as his business associate)to the deceased for safety and
subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and i don't want this
money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill. The Banking law and
guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after four
years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed
fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned
by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand
as next of kin to a foreigner.

I have therefore decided that 35% of this money will be for you as foreign
partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 5% will be set
aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me.
There after, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the
percentages indicated. Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this
fund to your account as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as next of
kin of the deceased customer. So upon receipt of your reponse, I will
furnish you with more details on how to commence with this transaction. I
will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100%
risk-free and that you should not entertain any fear as all required
arrangements for the transfer of the fund shall be worked out once we
commence.
I expect that you contact me for more details immediately you receive this
letter through this confidential address, (dukesnr@myway.com)

Hoping to hear from you immediately.

Yours faithfully,
Dr Thompson Duke
Accounts & Audit Department,
Bank Commerciale Du Burkina(BCB)

Who longs to be Chinese and to steal our money.... tsk tsk... Dont you long for just a hint of creativity out of these morons? Give me another story, any story but these lame bank rip off stories....

HSH Nordbank AG Hong Kong Branch Level 31, Three Pacific Place 1 Queen's Road East, Hong Kong.

Dear friend,

I am Mr.Jun Huan of HSH Nordbank AG,Hong Kong.I have an obscured business
suggestion for you.In November,1999,Ahmad Fahmi an Indonesian,a contractor with
the Iraqi Government and also a businessman,made a Time investment of US$24.5M
as secured growth funds for (60) sixty calendar months in my Branch.

This investment has matured and has been lying in our Bank reserve for the past
two years,and under the Hong Kong Banking laws,any Time Investment unclaimed
after three years will be turned over to the Hong Kong Government purse.

Upon maturity several notices were sent to him and no response came from
him.Early This year,it was later discovered that Ahmad Fahmi and his family
were killed in a convoy attack in Musol,Iraq. After further investigation it
was also discovered that Ahmad Fahmi did not declare any next of kin in his
official papers including the paper work of his Bank deposit.And he also
confided in me the last time he was in my Office that no one except me knew of
his deposit in my Bank.

Against this backdrop,I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of
kin to Ahmad Fahmi so that you will be able to receive this funds .

I have contacted an Attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will
back you up as the next of kin to Ahmad Fahmi and also the rightful beneficial
to the funds.After you have been made the next of kin,the Attorney will also
fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter
of probate in your favour for the transfer of the funds to your nominated bank
account.We are going to adopt a legalized method and the Attorney will prepare
all the necessary documents.
Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this
issue.What is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with
your Full names,Address,direct telephone and fax numbers,age so that the
Attorney can commence his job.

Reply strictly if you are interested with the requested information via my
personal email(junhuanhkj@aim.com), or faxline 852-301-65329 to enable the
Attorney commences his job immediately.

Sincerely,

Mr.Jun Huan.

And then there is the innocent young girl with Millions to give to a lecherous old man like me.. Hehe..

Dearest One First I am sorry for intruding into your privacy. I am Miss Angela Koffi, 22years the only daugther of Dr Luke Norio Koffi /CEO of the Sierra-Leone national Gold & Diamond Mining Corporation who was assassinated by unknown gun men on his way to his residential home. However, before my father gave up to the ghost he deposited the sum of FOUR MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLAR (USD$4.5,000.000) in one metallic trunk box into an Abidjan base security company under the coverage of family valuables using my name as the next of kin. He also made me to understand that his brothers were responsible for his death and instructed me to look for a foreigner who will help me transfer this fund and invest it wisely abroad and to prove it all, six month after my parents death his brothers sold all his properties including our family house and now seeking to kill me too. Dear, I am honorably seeking for your assistance to help me sign-out the boxes from the security company and transfer this funds to your country possibly through your account if we can reach a compromise because you will stand as the guardian to this funds while I further my education in your country I am sending this letter from Ivory Coast where I taking refuge after my late Parents were assassinated. It is my pleasure communicating with you for the first time and believing that it will lead to a better relationship between us, also hope you will not lookdown this trust and confidence I put in you. I will give you all the information’s why i contact you immediately i get a positive reply from you. Thanks You’re sincerely Miss Angela Koffi.

Of course this email is more than likely from some 30 year old Male Mugu, pounding away at a Lagos internet cafe!

Today's West African Mugu Scam!

Dear Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs Janet Komoah. from Kuwait. I am married to Mr.Jerry komoah who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2002.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$2.5million dollars in a Bank here in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire.Presently, this money is still in the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charity organization that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want an organization that will use this fund for orphanages, school and church ,widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth".I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.Exodus "14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank here in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire. I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Contact me on the this email address any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply. Remain blessed in the Lord. Yours in Christ, Mrs JANET KOMOAH.

Is that this idiot keeps sending me these. This is about the 20th this week.

Good Day,

This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it
as serious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish
and accept it with a deep sense of humility.

My name is Mr.Chen Minyong, an external auditor for the United Overseas
Bank,Singapore,working as part of a bigger team that covers the entire
Asian region.

An investor died without naming a next of kin to his fund in my bank.The
amount is $15.7M and banking regulation/legislation in Singapore demand
that i notify the fiscal authorities after three years.The above set of
facts underscores my reason to seek your permission to have you stand as
the next of kin to the deceased investor.This funds will be approve and
release in your favour as the next of kin if only you will adhere to my
instruction and cooperate with me in one accord.

I have all the legal and Banking details of my deceased client that will
facilitate our putting you forward as the claimant/beneficiary of the
funds and ultimately transfer of the $15.7M plus interest to any
bank account nominated by you.I am prepared to compensate you with a 20%
share of the total funds for your efforts.The final details will be given
upon receipt an affirmation of your desire to participate.

Please contact me through my email address as time is of the essence in
this business.Also endeavor to forward the under listed details below to
my email address.

I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.

Full Name
Date Of Birth
Occupation
Telephone Number
Fax Number
Email Address
Postal Address

Thank you,

Mr. Chen Minyong

Remembers this idiot? I have received several emails from him over the last two years... Now it could be that "he," is actually "them," and that this email is sort of a Mugu training email that some lazy bastard in Nigeria gives to all of his apprentices to use as a first attempt. What is amazing is that it must still work, because these monkeys are still sending them out.

I explained to the good Professor that I was not owed any money, and he responded today:

ATTN. DAVID S. ANDERSON,, SIR, YOUR NAME APPEARED ON THE PAYMENT SCHEDULE OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. AN APPROVAL HAS BEEN GIVEN TO EFFECT THE PAYMENT OF USD6M TO YOU. I AM SURE THAT ONE OF YOUR RELATIONS WORKED IN NIGERIA AND HAS MADE YOU NEXT OF KIN AND BENEFICIARY OF HIS WEALTH. YOU SHOULD NOT PANIC EVERYTHING CONCERNING THE PAYMENT AND TRANSFER PROCESS IS LEGAL. ALL DOCUMENTS WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU FOR RECORDS. LET ME HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBERS FOR EASY COMMUNICATION. FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS SO THAT THE FUND COULD BE RELEASED TO YOU ON TIME. GIVE ME A CALL THIS MORNING. YOURS FAITHFULLY, PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO, GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. DIRECTLINE 234 80 33817108. EMAIL.. profcharessudo2@yahoo.com

Are their really people stupid enough to fall for this crap?

If they say they are from Africa....

Good Day,

This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as serious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.

My name is Mr.Chen Minyong, an external auditor for the United Overseas Bank,Singapore,working as part of a bigger team that covers the entire Asian region.

An investor died without naming a next of kin to his fund in my bank.The amount is $15.7M and banking regulation/legislation in Singapore demand that i notify the fiscal authorities after three years.The above set of facts underscores my reason to seek your permission to have you stand as the next of kin to the deceased investor.This funds will be approve and release in your favour as the next of kin if only you will adhere to my instruction and cooperate with me in one accord.

I have all the legal and Banking details of my deceased client that will facilitate our putting you forward as the claimant/beneficiary of the funds and ultimately transfer of the $15.7M plus interest to any bank account nominated by you.I am prepared to compensate you with a 20% share of the total funds for your efforts.The final details will be given upon receipt an affirmation of your desire to participate.

Please contact me through my email address as time is of the essence in this business.Also endeavor to forward the under listed details below to my email address.

I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.

Full Name
Date Of Birth
Occupation
Telephone Number
Fax Number
Email Address
Postal Address

Thank you,

Mr. Chen Minyong

Same idiots.... This particular MORON has sent me about 20 of these today...

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hi there,
I was trying to do some research on the nigerian scams because I have recently recieved a few different letters I think you might be interested in an maybe will post so that nobody gets screwed by these people. the first one was suposedly from a lawyer who represented someone from extended family. Here it is I have left out my name for obvious reasons:

This is a personal email directed to you and I request that it should be treated as such.I am Patrick Soto,a solicitor at law.

I am the personal attorney/sole executor to the late Mr Mark Rainford, hereafter referred to as 'my client' who worked as an independent oil magnate in my country and who died in a car crash with his immediate family on the 5th of Nov 2000. Since the death of my client in Nov, 2000, I have written several letters to the embassy with an intent to locate any of his extended relatives whom shall be claimants/beneficiaries of his abandoned personal estate and all such efforts have been to no avail.Moreso, I have received official letters in the last few weeks suggesting a likely proceeding for confiscation of his abandoned personal assets in line with existing laws by the bank in which my client deposited the sum of 9.8m GBP.The board of directors of the company now adopted a resolution and I was mandated to provide his next of kin for the payment of this money within the next 15 offficial working days or forfeit the money as an abandoned fund.The company had planned to invoke the abandoned property decree of 1996 to confiscate the funds after the expiration of the period given to me but after an investigation in the finance company,I found out that some members of the company wants to divert this fund into their private accounts for their own selfish interest and only want,to use the excuse that since I am not able to look for some one to make the claim,the money should be made unserviceable and that means submmitting the fund to the federal government of this country and some to the company management which is not their main intentions.

By virtue of my closeness to the deceased and his immediate family,I am very much aware of my client's financial standing.I do sincerely sympartize the death of my client,but had thought it unprofitable for his funds to be submited to the federal government of this country and the finance company where it is lodged.I have reasoned very professionally and I feel it will be legally proper to present you as the next of kin of my deceased client which is legally possible and would be done in accordance with the laws of the land.On this note I decided to search for a credible person and finding that you bear a similar last name, I was urged to contact you, that I may, with your consent, present you to the "trustee" bank as my late client's surviving family member so as to enable you put up a claim to the bank in that capacity as a next of kin of my client,so that the proceeds of This Bank Account valued at Nine Million Eight Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling only(9.8million ) can be paid to you,before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable to the bank where this huge deposit is lodged.Note that this is legal,and 100% risk free since I have all vitial documents that would be requested by them and that would confer you the legal right to make this claim.I find this possible for the main reason that you bear a similar last name with my client making it a lot easier for you to put up a claim in that capacity.Therefore, to facilitate the immediate reprofiling of this fund, you need, first to contact me via my alternative email address signifying your interest and as soon as I obtain your confidence, I will immediately intimate you with the complete details as well as fax you the documents, with which you are to proceed and I shall direct on how to put up an application to the bank.

HOWEVER, you will have to assent to an express agreement which I will forward to you in order to bind us in this transaction.Upon the reciept of your reply,I will send you by fax or E-mail the next step to take.I will not fail to bring to your notice that this proposal is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any fears as the required arrangements have been made for the completion of this transfer.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through my alternative email patricksoto@excite.com for better confidentiality and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss further about this transaction.

Like I said, I require only a solemn confidentiality on this.Please let me have your opinion as soon as possible for My contact number is +447983294422 and If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you,I await your urgent responce.

Give me a call at your earliest convienience.

Sincererly,

Patrick Soto (Esq).
+447983294422


I unkowingly responded to him, I wasn't aware of the whole nigerian thing until I was speaking with this man. to my call he sent this:

This is a personal email directed to you and I request that it should be treated as such.I am Patrick Soto,a solicitor at law.

I am the personal attorney/sole executor to the late Mr Mark Rainford, hereafter referred to as 'my client' who worked as an independent oil magnate in my country and who died in a car crash with his immediate family on the 5th of Nov 2000. Since the death of my client in Nov, 2000, I have written several letters to the embassy with an intent to locate any of his extended relatives whom shall be claimants/beneficiaries of his abandoned personal estate and all such efforts have been to no avail.Moreso, I have received official letters in the last few weeks suggesting a likely proceeding for confiscation of his abandoned personal assets in line with existing laws by the bank in which my client deposited the sum of 9.8m GBP.The board of directors of the company now adopted a resolution and I was mandated to provide his next of kin for the payment of this money within the next 15 offficial working days or forfeit the money as an abandoned fund.The company had planned to invoke the abandoned property decree of 1996 to confiscate the funds after the expiration of the period given to me but after an investigation in the finance company,I found out that some members of the company wants to divert this fund into their private accounts for their own selfish interest and only want,to use the excuse that since I am not able to look for some one to make the claim,the money should be made unserviceable and that means submmitting the fund to the federal government of this country and some to the company management which is not their main intentions.

By virtue of my closeness to the deceased and his immediate family,I am very much aware of my client's financial standing.I do sincerely sympartize the death of my client,but had thought it unprofitable for his funds to be submited to the federal government of this country and the finance company where it is lodged.I have reasoned very professionally and I feel it will be legally proper to present you as the next of kin of my deceased client which is legally possible and would be done in accordance with the laws of the land.On this note I decided to search for a credible person and finding that you bear a similar last name, I was urged to contact you, that I may, with your consent, present you to the "trustee" bank as my late client's surviving family member so as to enable you put up a claim to the bank in that capacity as a next of kin of my client,so that the proceeds of This Bank Account valued at Nine Million Eight Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling only(9.8million ) can be paid to you,before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable to the bank where this huge deposit is lodged.Note that this is legal,and 100% risk free since I have all vitial documents that would be requested by them and that would confer you the legal right to make this claim.I find this possible for the main reason that you bear a similar last name with my client making it a lot easier for you to put up a claim in that capacity.Therefore, to facilitate the immediate reprofiling of this fund, you need, first to contact me via my alternative email address signifying your interest and as soon as I obtain your confidence, I will immediately intimate you with the complete details as well as fax you the documents, with which you are to proceed and I shall direct on how to put up an application to the bank.

HOWEVER, you will have to assent to an express agreement which I will forward to you in order to bind us in this transaction.Upon the reciept of your reply,I will send you by fax or E-mail the next step to take.I will not fail to bring to your notice that this proposal is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any fears as the required arrangements have been made for the completion of this transfer.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through my alternative email patricksoto@excite.com for better confidentiality and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss further about this transaction.

Like I said, I require only a solemn confidentiality on this.Please let me have your opinion as soon as possible for My contact number is +447983294422 and If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you,I await your urgent responce.

Give me a call at your earliest convienience.

Sincererly,

Patrick Soto (Esq).
+447983294422

I responded to him once again, and basically said if he was going to ask me for any money not to even bother, I had no money to begin with, and that I am not niave enough to give what little money I do have to a complete stranger, That was the last I heard from mr soto. Maybe this can help someone else so they dont get scammed.

It is because of people like this, who the letters help...

Dear Mr Anderson, I am a resident of India.A few days back my fiancee received an email from a so called Attorney from UK.He was not aware of the email scam's till now.Hence we thought that by sharing the funds of a deceased person who died in an accident without any "Kin " or "benificiary" we would be rich and achive our dreams. However this became a little creepy to me when the so called Attorney gave us details and we received a mail from the trust stating that they have received a claim from this guy.They also gave us an option to get the funds transfered by Diplomatic Cash Scheme of transfer. I must inform you that after ging thru your website,i found a similar scam and the most astonishing part is the words used by the Attorney(so called) in your report are exactly similar as the mails that this attorney is sending us.Thats when we went a further stage of the mails and we realised that this man is a scamster and we probed him in more details.Since he was online and we could chat with him we asked him what would happen next.And as i had already gone thru your mail i had expected our so called Attorney to ask us money and thats excatly what he did.I also cooked up a story and he asked me a handsome amount of 7000 USD i.e approximately 3,37,000 INR which is a huge amount.All this while i was talking to him as my finace.He dint know he was taking to me and not my fiancee. I shall soon post the entire mail on your website so that other victims know the truth.I wish these guys would understand that no easy money is good!!!! Thanks to you ,my finacee has realised that he cannot become a rich man overnight without any efforts. Warm Regards Renuka K

It is nice to know that one still has the power to touch lives in a positive way...

Today there is a new scam, or relatively new... The so called Job offer...

Greetings,

I am Harrison Blair and i work for Midland Pumps Ltd.Ours is a company
who's efficiency and effectiveness meets the demands of the Water,
Chemical, Pumping and Agricultural Industries in
Asia/Africa/Europe/America.

We are a company with our main factory in Asia.We have been receiving
orders from Northern America,Australia,and Europe which we have not
been able to process competently since we do not have a payment recieving
personnel in these Areas.We have decided to recruit payment officers
online hence we will be needing a representative to process our payments
due to delays in processing payments from these areas in Asia.

Listed below are some of the areas that we specialise in:-

Submersible borehole pumps installation, removal and repair.
Rising main pipework (flanged or screwed & socketed)
'Wellmaster' rising main.
Submersible transducers and low level cut-out electrodes.
Headwork’s and valving.
Surface booster pumps.
Hydraulic pressure vessels.
Installation of chlorine/chloros dosing equipment and controls.
Installation of control panels and associated equipment.
Control panels and automation of pumping processes.
Fully trained in the use of Autocad.

I would like to inform you that all transfers and anything that has to
do with payments are refered to Africa because the cost of coming to
your present location and getting payments is very expensive, we can
spend up to $1,300 only in buying tickets.we need a representative in your
location who will be handling that aspect,We are willing to pay 10% per
every payment you receive.You can still keep your regular job while you
work for us.
All you have to do is help us recieve payments from our customers in
your present location.These payments are in Cheques,Money Order and Bank
Transfers.As soon as you have been employed you will have access to the
company conference in NewYork,which is where you will eventually meet
the company, the problem we have is trust.But we have our way of getting
anyone that gets away with our money,I mean the FBI branch in
Washington DC USA gets involved.

IMPORTANT:You must be over 18 years of age.U.S,UK,CANADIAN OR
AUSTRALIAN Citizenship.If you meet these conditions and wish to apply send this
reference position number #3456234 and please contact us by replying at
this e-mail address(Job-Offers@midlandpumps.com) to receive a
Representative Contract agreement letter.

Please include your Full Names,Contact or Mailing Address and Phone/Fax
Numbers for quick delivery of payments.

Regards,

Harrison Blair
Client Engagement Manager.
Midland Pumps Ltd.
(pp:J.M Douglas Managing Director).
01527 598556
vat reg. no: 670 5063 48.

I am not exactly sure how these scams work since I have not had time to pursue them.

The traditional idiots are still around:

FROM MR MPOYO VICTOR SOUTH AFRICA +27 73 070 9662

Reply to:

Dearest In The Lord,

I know you will be surprised to read from me, but please consider this letter as request from a family in dare need for your assistance. Firstly, I must introduce myself which you have known Mr.Mpoyo Victor from Zimbabwe, I am the first and the only son of Mr. Charles Mpoyo, I am presently residing in South Africa.

On behalf of my Mother who is a widow Mrs.Grace Mpoyo. I decided to solicit for your assistance to transfer the sum of US$18M (Eighteen Million United States Dollars) in your personal or company account.

Before my father's death he was among the few Black farmers in Zimbabwe who was poisoned by the agents of the ruling government of President Robert Mugabe for his alleged support and sympathy for Zimbabwe opposition party controlled by the White Zimbabweans. For more information,please view these sites.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/1063785.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2414713.stm

Before his death, he had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit this money to a Security and Finance Company. This money was deposited in a box as a gemstone to avoid much demurrage from the Security Company. It was also earmarked for the purchase of new machinery and chemicals for the farms and to establish new farms in Lesotho and Swaziland.

In his WILL he specially drew my attention to this sum of US$18Million (Eighteen Million United States Dollars) that he deposited in a safe box in a private Security and Finance Company here in Johannesburg, South Africa.

From the above, you will understand that the live and future of my family depends on this money as much as I will be very grateful if you can assist us. We are now living in South Africa as Asylum seekers and financial laws of South Africa does not allow Asylum seekers certain rights to such huge amount of money. In view of this, I cannot invest this money in South Africa; hence I am asking you to assist me to transfer this money out of South Africa for investment purpose. For your efforts, I am prepared to offer you 25% of the total fund, while 5% will be set aside for local and international expenses and 70% will be kept by my family and me. Finally, modalities on how the transfer will be done will be conveyed to you once we establish trust and confidence between ourselves. Kindly get back to me on my private e-mail address victormpoyo1234@myway.com

Best Regards

Mr.Mpoyo Victor

The fake lotteries are still popular as ever:

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FROM: EUROMILLION LOTTERY
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We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more information concerning the verification processing and eventual payment of the above prize to you. It is important to note that your award information was released today the 31st of May, 2007 with the following particulars attached to it.

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These morons think I speak German:

CHRISTIANA MEGAN,RAYMOND BUREN & ASSOCIATES SOLICITORS & ADVOCATES JOHANNESBURG, SUD-AFRIKA.

PRIVAT & VERTRAULICH

Sehr geehrter,

Mein Name ist Raymond Buren, bin ein 55 jähriger Anwalt aus JOHANNESBURG,
SUD- AFRIKA.Ich bin zur Zeit in Europa (Belgien).
Einer meiner 15 Jährigen Klienten ,ein Deutscher American Namens Peter
Lenze,
welcher über 18 Jahre für eine Diamanten Bergbaufirma ( Debsawna Diamond
Company Pty Limited) gearbeitet hat, ist leider im November 2003 mit
seiner Famillie an einem Planefall verunglückt.

Aus seiner Tätigkeit als Bergbauunternehmer und Contractor ist ein
ansehnliches Vermögen angewachsen und betrug bei seinem Ableben rund
14.5 Mio US$.Während der Jahre unserer Zusammenarbeit hat sich ein grosses
Vertrauen
zu mir gebildet und nach seinem Tode konnte ich sogar seine Prokuristin
anstellen.

Todtraurig hat sich bis zum heutigen Tag kein Verwandter oder
Angehöriger gemeldet um das Vermögen zu übernehmen.
Bei uns in Sud- Afrika besteht ein Gesetz , dass Vermögen welche nicht
innert 3 Jahren in Anspruch genommen werden an die Regierungskasse
übergehen.
Dies möchte ich mit allen Mitteln verhindern.Aus diesem Grund habe mich
bemüht über eine Security Company und einem Sperrkonto ( Safe Deposit Box )
das
Vermögen zu sichern damit es nicht an die Regierung zurückfällt.

Ich suche ferner aus diesem Grund, einen europäischen Partner mit
welchem ich einen Vertrag abschliessen kann und über ihn
(Firma,Name,Adresse,Tel,Fax etc,) diese Geldtransaktion abwickeln zu
können.

Dieser Partner würde für seine Dienste mit 30% Provision belohnt.
Gerne würde ich von ihnen erfahren ob sie an so einem Projekt interessiert
wären? Sie koennen mich unter diese E-mail erreichen
raymondburen@aim.com ;

Herzlichen Dank ,ich würde mich über ihre Koorperation freuen.

Mfg,

Raymond Buren

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NOTE: For easy reference and identification,find below your Reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in your correspondence with your claims Department.

REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/4034/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 15/011/IPD
LUCKY NUMBERS:52-6-39-15-36-1
SERIAL NUMBER:2197/03
Please contact staatclaim department immediately for due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice:

United Kingdom National Lottery,
2 Lansdowne Row,
Berkeley Square,
London, W1J 6H,
United Kingdom.

CONGRATULATIONS!
United Kingdom National Lottery,
We happily announce to you the Draw (#942) of the BRITISH NATIONAL
LOTTERY, online British National Lottery program held on 30th
May,2007.Your e-mail address attached to Ticket Number:
8603775966738 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the Winning
numbers:05,08,11,27,30,46
(bonus no.34),which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd
category i.e
match 3 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total
sum of
£1,000,000.00 (One Million pound Sterling) in cash credited to
your
file. This is from a total cash prize of £20,350,000.00,shared
amongst
the
Winners with different amount won in this category i.e Match 3 plus
bonus .All participants for the online version were selected randomly
from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted
from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are
listed
online.
Please contact our Fiduciary Agent for VALIDATION.
Barrister Ashley Richard.
Email:fiduciary_claim13@yahoo.co.uk
Tel:+447045706754

Mrs Caroline Andrews
UK ONLINE COORDINATOR
British( UK ) National Lottery,
OCEANIC B.T COMPANY,
UNITED KINGDOM

More Idiots

Fidelity Investments International United Kingdom. --------------------------------------------------

I am Mr.John. Fisher, The Fund Manager of Fidelity Investment
International.The World Largest Fund Management Company with over
?1.2Trillion Capital Investment Fund.

Neverthless, as The Fidelity Fund Manager, I handle all our Investor's
Direct Capital Funds and secretly extracted 1.2% Excess Maximum Return
Capital Profit (EMRCP) per annum on each of the Investor's Marginal
Capital Fund.As an expert,I have made over £45, 745, 000, 00 from the
Investor's EMRCP and hereby looking for someone to trust who will stand
as an Investor to receive the fund as Annual Investment Proceeds from
Fidelity Marginal Capital Fund.

All confirmable documents to back up the claims will be made available
to you prior to your acceptance. Meanwhile,I have worked out the
modalities and technincalities whereby the funds can be claimed in any
of our 6 Clearing Houses without any hitches.

Our sharing ratio will be 50-50. If you are interested,you should send
your direct email contact so we could discuss more on the deal as
regard the
transaction. N:B; Do not contact my office number or email for any
reason,mainly for security purposes,all correspondence must be through
this private box:jonyfisher2007@yahoo.es

Sincerely,

Mr.John Fisher

And can you believe people are still responding to this nonsense???

I MAKE THIS APPEAL WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT ANY FACTS OR OPINION EXPRESSED BY ME ARE GIVING IN CONAFIDENCE AND SOLELY FOR YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION AND USE. Meanwhile I had already sent you this same letter two weeks ago, but I am not sure if it did get to you since I have not heard from you, i am Mr: karimmichael The manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of my Bank.

In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of US$8.5M, (Eight Million,
Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) with account number 14-2558-5976 that
belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his wife and
only daughter in a plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight number 261 which
crashed on January 31, 2000. You shall read more about the crash on visiting
this site http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/The owner of
this account is Mr. Morris Thompson an American and great industrialist and
a resident of Alaska.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business
proposal to you and for our bank to release the money to you. You have to
follow the instruction which I will be send to you as the next of kin or
relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody
is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into our bank treasury as
unclaimed bill. The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that if such
money remained unclaimed after nine 9 years, the money will be transfered
into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The money has now stayed more than
seven to eight years and I am preparing documentaion to prove that this
money has been transfered to our bank treasury. It will be between me and
you only that will know that the money is not transfered into our treasure.
This request of foreigner as next of kin in this transaction is occasioned
by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabé cannot stand
as next of kin to a foreigner. In appreciation of your assistance, I am
offering you 30% of the total sum. 5% for contingencies (cost of
transfer/other charges) likely to be incurred during the course of
transaction, while the remaining 65% is for me.Upon receipt of your reply.
I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application which you
will complete and forward to our bank asking for this money to be paid to
you as the next of kin to Mr;Morris Thomson. I will not fail to bring to
your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not
entertain any fear as all required arrangements have been made for the
transfer.
You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this mail through
the above email. PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY SHOULD YOU
CONSIDER MY URGENT REQUEST.
Yours Faithfully,
I Mr karimmichael

It rarely happens.... But I love it when one of the ignorant Nigerian 419 spammers loses his temper with me. In fact, I love toying with them. This idiot has spent the entire day insulting me, since I told him to piss off!

"hw did u get urself on net, morther fucker"

That was after I asked him if he could spell... Hehe, obviously no...

"ur you one of the mugu, u r so stupid"

After accusing him of being a Mugu... Oh I feel so stupid! Yeah right!

This,

Hello Dear, I know it will be a surprise to receive this letter from a stranger, anyway let me start by introducing myself to you. I am Mr. Johnson Alex, from Gauteng, South Africa. I work with a bank in South Africa, and the reason of this mail is about business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction. PROPOSITION: I discovered an abandoned sum of Twenty-Two Million United States Dollars ($22,000,000.00) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family. Since his death, none of his next-of kin or relations has come forward to lay claims for this money as the heir. I cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Upon this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by me for the funds to be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin. It may interest you to know that I have secured from the probate an order of mandamus to locate any of deceased beneficiaries. Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual business, Endeavour by furnishing me with the following, which will be used to transfer the funds into your account with immediate effect. 1. Beneficiary name and address. 2. Copy of your international passport. 3. Your private telephone / fax number. These requirements will enable me file letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer can be made. I shall be compensating you with 25% of the total money on final conclusion of this project, and 5% will be map out for any expenses with might incur during transferring of the funds, while the rest shall be for me. Your share stays while the rest shall be for me for investment purposes. I find myself privileged to have this information and this is a great opportunity of a lifetime of success without risks. Look forward to your urgent responses, Mr. Johnson Alex. E-mail: alexjohnson2010@yahoo.com

was the Rocket Scientists' first email. Someone needs to explain to him that we Macho guys dont call each other "Dear." Hehe...

Welcome to Mugu Hell, Johnson!

You all know how much I hate it when they use God's name to steal...

From: Mrs Lilian Jones

PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USED IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.
I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Dr.Harry Jones
who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died
in the year 2000.We were married for eleven years without a child.
He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his
death we were both born again Christians.Since his death I decided not to
re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is
against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 10Million
Dollars (Ten Million United State Dollars) with one finance/security company
in Amsterderm Holland.
Presently, this money is still with the Security Company. Recently, my
Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer
problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known
my condition I decided to donate this
fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize
this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will
use this funds to fund churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word
of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us
to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth.
I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit
this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my
husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a
situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.
Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death
hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of
the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I
shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard
because of my health because of the presence of my husband's relatives
around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall
give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Amsterderm Holland.
I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the
original- beneficiary of this funds. I want you and the church to always
pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a
life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve
him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or
christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will
act accordingly as I stated herein.
Hoping to hearing from you.

N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GIVE THE
LAWYER IN CHARGE A CALL IN HOLLAND IMMEDIATELY, HE
DOES EVERYTHING ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY
UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR
SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME AMEN.
Name: PETER STEVENS
Tel number: 0031-617-862-277
Email: peterstevens300@aol.com
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,

Mrs. Lilian Jones

Microsoft is NOT in the Lottery business...

FROM THE DESK OF THE MICROSOFT
COORDINATOR {MICROSOFT GLOBAL E-MAIL LOTTERY}
INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
MADRID SPAIN.
FILE REF:ES/0646/04/07/MICS
BATCH: MC11/7091/5PDH /EU

OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION:

DEAR WINNER:

It is obvious that this notification will come to you as a suprise but please
find time to read it carefully as we congratulate you over your success in the
following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online
Sweepstakes organized by Microsoft,in conjunction with the foundation for the
promotion of software products,(F.P.S.), held on the 27th of April 2007,in
MADRID SPAIN.

Wherein your electrononic email address emerged as one of the online winning
emails in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award of
1,000,000.00Euros(One Million Euros only).

Our winners are arranged into four categories with different winning prizes
accordingly in each category.They are arranged in this format below:

CATEGORY NO.OF WINNERS WINNING PRIZES
1st. 2 1,000,000:00euros each
2nd. 8 800,000:00euros each
3rd. 13 470,000:00euros each
4th. 27 170,000:00euros each

We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact
the processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more
informations concerning the verification, processing and eventual payment of
the above prize to you.

It is important to note that your award information was released with the
following particulars attached to it.

(1) Award Number: ES 22/777
(2) Email Ticket Number: ES553/26/96
(3) Batch Number: MC11/7091/5PDH /EU
(4) The File Reference Number: ES/0646/40/07/MICS
(5) Serial Number: McST/006/ES4657
(6) Lottery Code: MCST 002/54-007

For verification purposes be sure to include:

(1) Your mailing address.
(2) Your Tel/Fax numbers.
(3) Your Nationality/Country.
{4}Your Full Names

To file for your claim,Please contact your Validating Officer for VALIDATION
of your winning within Twenty-one working days of this winning
notification.Winnings that are not validated within Twenty-one working days of
winning notification are termed void and invalid.You are required to mention
the above particulars of your award in every correspondence to enable the
Agent validate your winning.

CONTACT INFORMATIONS:
****************************************************
NAME: MR.DON STEVE JOSE.
FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER
MICROSOFT SECURITY DEPARTMENT(ES).
Tel: +34-697 559 373
Fax: +34-91-291-98-03
E-mail: manage@qiroyal.com
****************************************************

The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by our
CEO/Chairman, Bill Gates:
gif and a consortium of software promotion companies.The Intel Group, Toshiba,
Dell Computers Hp and other International Companies.The Microsoft internet E-
mail draw is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the
Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.

Once again on behalf of all our staff,

CONGRATULATIONS!

Yours faithfully,

Dr Richard Kelly Lovati
MICROSOFT E-MAIL LOTTERY PROMOTION COORDINATOR.

Copyright © 1994-2007 The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards Promotion
Inc. All rights reserved. Terms of Service -Guideline.

DO NOT send me an idiotic email asking if you WON this lottery. It obviously is fake!

Greetings Dear Friend I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise,please accept the content in good faith. I do not intend to cause any grief to you and your family.The reason for sending this mail is very fundamental because I and My Family are in serious problem and we need your help. My Name is Mrs Dolly Richards, daughter Of late Mr Chico Richards.I am about to tell you something that I have not discuss with anyone excluding my lawyer. My father was a big time farmer in south Africa, he uses most of South Africa land for farming. The Government in South Africa gave him those lands for farming and he will pay back when he have the money, it was like a loan. They gave him the lands as loan .My father was very successful in the farming business and he paid all the money he owed the Government back. Some top officials In the Government were Jealous because of his wealth. They wanted him to Join them carry out a dubious deal against the Government but he refused, so they plan to kill him and claim all his wealth to finance their dubious deal. My father has really worked hard to be successfull in the business in South Africa. On one faithfull day he was driving from the office and he was shot twice by some armed men.He was rushed to the hospital by a good Samaritan but he did not make it, he had loss so much blood and could not survive. Before his death he transfered most of his fund to a Security company In Holland.He gave me the contact Information to the Security company which the fund was located. Those people were looking for me and my family and we ran to Nigeria for safety because they know we knew were my father funds were lying. I contacted the Security company yesterday on how I could collect the funds with my lawyer assistance and they told me that I need a foreign beneficiary outside Africa because of Security reasons. And I don’t have anyone outside Africa that will stand for me as a beneficiary. They said they are holding (TWENTY MILLION USDOLLARS) for my father. My father never told me the amount of the money I was so shock. They also said that the funds has been deposited there for about four years now and it has accumulated demurrage which we must pay before the consignment will be released. They calculated the demurage to a total sum of $3,765USD. I do not have this money, I took nothing with me from South Africa because of the problems I and my family are facing. All my father properties was extorted from us and confisicated. Please assist me in paying this fee to the security company to clear the funds. I will reimburse you in double, when you receive the total sum. As I will travel to your country to meet you for the sharing. My lawyer told me to look for a beneficiary. That Is my problem now, My mother is willing to give Seven Million USDOLLARS to you if you will help the family. Please If you can help me and my family in anyway I will appreciate It a lot and in paying the demurrage fee.Please do reply me if you can assist me financially and I will like you to tell me more about yourself, so that I will know who I am dealing with.I and my family have decided that we will pay you double of what you will pay for demurage and Seven Million Dollars for your help. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for an individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act according to my specification herein. I will also be most glad if you can tell me a little about yourself.Hoping to hear from you. Thank you and may the Almighty bless you. Please reply me back to the below address.

mrsdollyric8@yahoo.co.uk

Thank you,
Miss Dolly Richards
FOR THE FAMILY

or maybe it won't

Yeah, the idiots are still at it.... But it's FOR THE FAMILY!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! TRANSGLOBAL LOTTERY ONLINE GAME 2007

FROM THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRICE AWARD DEPARTMENT
REF NO.: EGS/2251256003/05
BATCH NO.; 14/0017/1PD
TICKET NO: AY7484353809NL
WINNING NOTIFICATION
Transglobal Lottery wishes to inform you about the result of email ballot Lottery International Program by Great Britain held on the 2nd of April 2007 for UK Citizens and non UK Citizens. Your email account has been picked amongst winners. You have therefore been approved to claim one million five hundred and fifty thousand United State Dollars (USD 1,550,000.00) only. This is from a total cash price of ten million United State Dollar (USD10,000,000.00) shared amongst the first one hundred (100) lucky winners.

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential until your claims have been processed and your money received. Please remember to quote your reference#, batch #, ticket # and your Lucky # in all correspondence. 08,14,19,28,29,48,Bonus 06,To file for your claim, please contact our Foreign Service Manager for category A Grand premium Lottery Winners (Mr. Mark Williams)through this e-mail address; markwilliams_40@yahoo.se. The said sum has since been deposited with a reputable finance house waiting for the immediate remittance into your nominated bank account. This promotion takes place annually and it is sponsored by Bill Gates of Microsoft and Proton Motors Berhad Malaysia, to encourage the use of Internet and Computers world wide.

All winners are advice to keep winning information confidential until claim has been processed and money remitted to them. It is part of our security protocol to avoid double claming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Kindly confirm to us the receipt of this notice, to enable us submit your file to our Finance House, for processing and releasing of your fund.

Be informed that your winning prize has a Hard Cover Insurance Policy (HCIP) that makes it difficult to deduct a cent until the sum is finally credited into your designated account in full amount. In view of the above you are hereby requested to contact this Agency Mr. Mark Williams Foreign Service manager for Category A through this email address; markwilliams_40@yahoo.se, as soon as possible.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Best regards,
Mrs. Aisha Muhammad.
Lottery Co-ordinator. Serial No.744604874

Good thing I won a lottery that I never entered... Huh?

Wait.... Oh My Gawd!

I won two!

Yahoo/Msn Lottery Incoperation Baley House, Har Road Sutton, Greater London SM1 4TE United Kingdom.

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of One million Great Britain Pound

Sterlings(£1,000,000.00) for the month of APRIL 2007 Lottery promotion which is organized by

YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE.

YAHOO/MSN & MICROSOFT WINDOWS, collects all the email addresses of the people that are active

online, among the millions that subscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail,we only select five people every

Month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,we

congratulate you for being one of the people selected.

These are your identification numbers:

Batch number.....................YM 09102XN
Reff number.......................YM35447XN
Winning number...................YM09788

you are to send your winning identification numbers to the EVENTS MANAGER,to enable him verify

your claims.How ever you will have to fill and submit this form to the events manager for

verification & direction on how you can claim your winning fund.

1.Name.2.Address.3.Nationality.4.Age.5.Occupation.6.Phone/Fax.
7.mode of collection:BANK TRANSFER OR COURIER DELIVERY?

(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)

NAME: DR. MAXWELL JONES [MR.]
Emails: maxwell_jones14@yahoo.com.hk
Tel: +447024095164

Thank you and Accept my hearty congratulations once
again!

Yours faithfully,
Mrs Sandra Kate
(Yahoo/Msn Lottery Games/Lottery Coordinator).

Some of these guys Are WAY beyond stupid.
This idiot, or someone using the same name and picture, has sent me this crap before, but obviously did not get the message.
One has to ask the simple question... What kind of morons are actually answering these people. I mean you KNOW you dont have any contract with Nigeria... Why would you even bother to respond. And if you get conned by these people, you DESERVE it, because YOU were yourself running a scam in trying to get this money.

FROM THE DESK OF THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA(CBN) PROF.CHARLES SOLUDO D/L:+234-80-6135-8244. Reply to E-Mail (cbn.soludo_office008@yahoo.co.uk) ATTN: Mr. David S. Anderson. Your mail has been recieved by me. I am executive Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), meanwhile, I got your file in my table office as one of the Contractors who have not received their payments. And i am asked to pay you, your outstanding payment is $15.7 million dollars (Fifteen million seven hundred thousand united states dollars) by the President of Nigeria, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo. All i need from you, is to fill information state below: 1) Your full name. 2) Phone, fax and mobile #. 3) Company name, position and address. 4) Profession, age and marital status. 5) International Pass-Port or Drivers Liciense. With all these it will enable me to commence the Nigerian President CHIEF OLUSEGUN OBASANJO to obtain an approval letter and also obtain all the necessary legal back up documents for your over due payment, as i am looking forward to recieve all your needed information soonest.

YOURS SINCERELY,

PROFESSOR CHARLES C. SOLUDO
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)

On the news last night was a story about a young Costa Rican guy who charged $1000 on his credit card to send to these morons.... IF YOU DONT BUY A FREAKING TICKET, YOU CAN NOT WIN A FREAKING LOTTERY PEOPLE!

LOTTONET CASINO SWEEPSTAKES LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL. FROM: INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT. REGIONAL HEADQUARTERS 11-TH APRIL,2007.

REFERENCE NUMBER: LLI/VPX/5213/1176.
BATCH NUMBER: 1047/92710/CP/ABY.

RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE

Sir/Madam,

We are pleased to inform you of the just concluded recently released results of the (***WINNERS***) in the LOTTONET CASINO SWEEPSTAKES LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL E-MAIL ADDRESS PROMOTIONS PROGRAMME. This is to commemorate the forthcoming celebration of the worlds WORKERS DAY--MAY 1ST,2007.Visit Website(http://flag.blackened.net/daver/anarchism/mayday).

HURRAY!!! Your Email Address which was attached to TICKET NUMBER: 4208-2113-59-12.with SERIAL NUMBER VB-246811.drew LUCKY STAR NUMBER:
905-81401-063.which consequently won in the 2ND category.You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 750,000.00 Euro. (SEVEN HUNDRED&FIFTY THOUSAND EUROS ONLY) already insured in your favour.

HOW DID YOU WIN???HOW DID THEY GET MY EMAIL ADDRESS???

NO TICKETS WERE SOLD DIRECTLY TO YOUR PERSON,BUT RATHER YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WAS LUCKILY SELECTED RANDOMLY BY A COMPUTERIZED BALLOT MACHINE TO HAVE WON THE PRIZE(750,000.00EUROS).

All participants measuring 100,000.000.00 Million names were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from all over the world,Africa,Asia,America,Australia e.t.c.

SPONSORS:This lottery was promoted and sponsored by the World Lottery Association in conjunction with UNESCO,UNICEF and a few European Economic States, under very strict governmental supervision and regulations.

This promotional program takes place once every year to help allevate and enhance the minimun wage of workers all over the world in their selfless service and in support for humanitarian aid scheme over the state of human and financial standard of living for each winning families/individuals/companies e.t.c, towards the enhancement,growth and establishment to a greater height.

You are to quickly contact our nominated fiduciary claims agent with the email address and telephone below,,who is to personally help you and act as your :TRUSTEES CLAIM AGENT: to collect your prize award fund 750,000.00EUR.

NETWORKING EQUITY CONSULTANT&SECURITIES
DR.JAMESON ROBERTS.
TEL: +34-639-013-133.
EMAIL: SERVICEQUITY@MYWAY.COM

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 years is automatically disqualified and this winning notification should be kept confidential for security reasons until your funds must have been collected.

Sincerely yours,
Wesley H.Scorffs.
Regional President/Lottery Coordinator
http://www.lottostrategies.com/

CONFIDENTIALITY: This e-mail message is confidential and is intended only for the addressee of the email address holder who is to immediately report directly and only to the claims agent(servicequity@myway.com). Any unauthorized use or disclosure is strictly prohibited. Disclosure of this e-mail to anyone other than the intended addressee does not constitute waiver of privilege. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately and delete this. Thank you for your cooperation.

I have not published too many of these lately as I have been busy, and one of my long time readers gave me shit about becoming an all Mugu, all the time blog!

From The Desk Of Mr Mallam Shaibu.
The Head Of File Department,
African Development Bank A.D.B
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West Africa .
Phone: 00226-7885 75 97.
PLANE CRASH WEB SITE...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm.

("REMITTANCE OF $15 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE")

Compliments Of The Season 2007,

Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and
may offend your personality for contacting you without your prior consent
and
writing through this channel.I got your contact from the proffesional data
base
found in the internet Yahoo tourist search.When i was searching for a
foreign reliable partner.I assured of your capability and reliability to
champion this business opportunity.

After series of prayers/fasting.i was divinely directed to contact you
among other names found in the data base Yahoo tourist search.I believe that
God has a way of helping who is in need.

I am (Mr Mallam Shaibu),the Head of file Department in African
development bank (ADB).

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $ 15 million U.S.A
dollars ( fifteen million U.S.A dollars) . In an account that belongs to one
of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in (Monday
31st July 2000) in a plane crash. Since we got information about his death,
we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money
because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin
or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines, but
unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died
along side with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I and one official in my department
now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to
you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent
disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to
go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained
unclaimed after eight years, the money will be transferred into the Bank
treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this
business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner, and a
Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. We agree that 30 % of
this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision
of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incured during the
business and 60 % would be for me and my woman colleague. There after i will
visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.

Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged,
you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased
indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone
and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the
money will be remitted.Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax
or email the text of the application I will not fail to bring to your notice
that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any
atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

You should contact me on my number 00226-7885 75 97 immediately as soon as
you receive this letter. Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Your’s faithfully,

Mr Mallam Shaibu.
FROM (ADB) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.
GOD BLESSINGS,PROTECTIONS AND GUIDIANCE TO YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.

(FILL THIS FORM BELLOW PLEASE AND RESEND IT TO ME).

1) Your Full Name..............................
2) Your Age........................................
3) Marital Status.................................
4) Your Phone Number…………….......
5) Your Fax Number............................
6) Your Country………………................
7) Your Occupation..............................
8)Sex...................................................
9) Your Religion...................................

POST SCRITUM:You have to keep everything secret as to enable the transfer to
move very smoothly in to the account you will prove to the bank.As you
finished reading this letter call me immediately so that we discuss very
well over this business.

Oooops... I didn't keep it secret, did I?

Hello ,

How is your family? hope all of you are fine, if so splendid.I wish to
accost you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us.
After careful consideration with my wife and children, we resolved to
contact you for your most needed assistance in this manner. I duly apologize
for infringing on your privacy, if this contact is not acceptable to you, as
I make this proposal to you.

Yaw Osafo-Maafo is my name and former Ghanaian minister of finance.Although
I was sacked by President John Kufuor on 28 April 2006 for the fact I signed
$29 million book publication contract with Macmillan Education without
reference to the Public Procurement Board and without Parliamentary
approval. I have taken pains to find your contact through personal
endeavours.I decided to contact you after due thought in respect of a
transfer of a huge sum of money,

You can read more on this web page
http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/artikel.php?ID=103713

Right now, I was being probed because of it. As matter of fact, $15million
part of the money was lodged into security company in london, were the funds
is been deposited. the money will be release to you for investment. I would
like you to give this a highly confidential approach. Any question you wish
to ask concerning this deal, do not delay to ask.

Presently, I do not need any telephone discussion for safety,because they
are monitoring my move.my international passport as been seize by the
government,once I get a good respond from you.i we give you my lawyer
contact in london so you can assist in to get the fund from the finance
house.i really need your help to assist me and my family.i we give you 30%
and your expenses,also you we invest the money for me before I come over and
keeping me posted.hoping to hear from you.

PLEASE CONFIDENTIAL

I wait your response.
My regards,
Minister,Yaw Osafo-Maafo.

These idiots never fail to amaze me!

I have not posted any scams for a while... Its not that these idiots have stopped sending me their ludicrous emails, it's just that I got tired of them.

The Banker

DEAR FRIEND,
I am Mr.Joseph Poon Executive Director Of Operations of the Hang Seng Bank
Ltd,Sai Wan Ho Branch,171 Shaukiwan Road Hong Kong.

An Iraqi named Hamadi Hashem a business man made a numbered fixed deposit
of (346,736,899.68 HKD) for 18 calendar months; this is valued to Forty Four
million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon
maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war, four years
ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no
response came from him.

We later found out that Hamadi Hashem and his family had been killed during
the war in bomb blast that hit their home at Mukaradeeb where his personal
oil well was.After further investigation it was also discovered that Hamadi
Hashem did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the
paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me

the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit
in my bank.

So, Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still
lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers
me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration five
years six months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong
Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

My proposal, I am prepared to place you as the next of kin in a position to
instruct HANG SENG BANK to release the deposit to you as the closest
surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the
money with you in half. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of
kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds FIFTY -
FIFTY. I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that
would have drawn a straight line in my involvement in claiming the deposit.

I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within a few
days. I will simply inform the bank of the final closing of the file
relating to Hamadi Hashem I will then officially communicate with my Bank
and instruct them to release the deposit to you. With these: all is done. I
am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no
interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you
do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you,
delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my
career because you do not approve of my proposal.

You may not know this but people like myself who have made tidy sums out of
comparable situations run the whole private banking sector. I am not a
criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be
hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I
make this move. Such opportunities only come ones way once in a lifetime. I
cannot let this chance pass me by, for once I find myself in total control
of my destiny.

These chances won’t pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if
you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do
not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them
with new opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a task
well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have
here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the
only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a
name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Let’s
share the blessing.

If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a
conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official
channels;I will deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not
want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want you
contacting me through my official email account. Contact me only through the
numbers I will provide for you and also through this email address:
enquiriess_josephpoon@yahoo.com.hk. I do not want any direct link between
you and me. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically
monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total
Quality Management Policy. Please observe this instruction religiously.
Please, again, note I am a family man, I have wife and children.

I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the
consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained
and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is
the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray
my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting soon.

Should you be interested please send me your full names, Phone Number and
current residential address and I will prefer you to reach me on the email
address below.E-mail: enquiriess_josephpoon@yahoo.com.hk.
Finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

I await your response.
Mr.JOSEPH POON.

The Good Samaritan Dying True Believer

Dear Beloved in Christ,

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth, I
had no choice than to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God for
eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God & his mercies and
glory upon my life.

I am Mrs .Sheila Johnson the wife of Mr Harold Johnson, my husband worked
with the Chevron/Texaco in Kenya for twenty years before he died in theyear
2001.

We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband died after a
brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both
born again Christians.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my
matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive
he deposited the sum ofUS$3.5M. (Three Million Five Hundred Thousand
U.S.Dollars) with a Bankin Europe. Presently, this money is still with the
Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to
sign forthe release of this money or rather issue a letter of authorization
to somebody to receive it on my behalf if I can not come over.

Presently, I'm in a hospital in Kenya where I have been undergoing
treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my
doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last
wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations anywhere in the
World.

Because relatives and friend shave plundered so much of my wealth since my
illness, I cannot live withthe agony of entrusting this huge responsibility
to any of them.

Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand and collect the Funds
from the Bank.

I want a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund
churches, orphanages and widows propagating theword of God and to ensure
that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I
tookthis decision because I don't have any child that will inherit thismoney
and my husband's relatives are not Christians and I don't want myhusband's
hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers.

I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly
manner.Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraidof
death hence I know where I am going.

I know that I am going to bein the bosom of the Lord.

Exodus {14 VS14} says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my
peace.

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my
soundless voice and presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I
don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are
possible.

As soon as i receive your reply I shall give you the contact of my attorney
who is in Europe as he will be the one to assist you in laying claims for
this funds. Kindly send your reply to my private email address which is as
follows: mrs.sheila_johnson@yahoo.es
Your Sister in Christ,

Mrs.Sheila Johnson.

Now neither of these idiots is who they say they are. They are thieves and scumbags who think you are stupid... AND NO....

You did not win the Lottery either....

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+44 701 113 4242
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Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence. You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public
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(1) FULL NAME
(2) FULL ADDRESS
(3) NATIONALITY.
(4) DATE OF BIRTH
(5) OCCUPATION
(6) WINNING EMAIL
(7) TELEPHONE NUMBER
(8) DATE OF WINNING NOTIFICATION
(9) SEX
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(11) MARITAL STATUS
(12) COUNTRY OF ORIGIN

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FOR UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Nor this one...

ATTN: WINNER,

We happily announce to you the draw of the LOTTERY UK INTERNATIONAL,
your email address attached to Reference Number: 47,DH,82/LUKI with Ticket No:
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To commence processing of your winnings, you MUST FORWARD a copy of this email
to our claims director via contact information below;

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Congratulations once again from me, and entire members of staff of the LOTTERY
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Thank you.
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And you can BET, if there was one, they would not issue idiotic certificates like this one.

LEARN PEOPLE.... You can NOT win a lottery that you did not buy or otherwise receive a ticket for!

I know this message may come to you as a surprise but please treat it for the urgency expected by it. I'm Mrs Linda Raymond the junior sister to CAPTAIN FODAY SANKOH the leader of the Revolutionary United Front of Sierra Leone (RUF) who was arrested by the United Nations force in Sierra Leone on May 7th 2000 for his leading role in the rebel war in Sierra Leone. I am 24 years old.

At the arrest of my Senior brother, he instructed me
to take possession of documents covering a deposit of
USD30,000,000 {THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR. he
made with a security company in London(as the
closest person to him in the family) because his wife
and children ran away when the way became serious. I
went to his house where I found the document covering
the deposit of the US $30,000,000 million (THIRTY
MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR in his room.

This is part of the money he made from the sale of
Diamond and Gold which he was controlling the mining
and sales during his leadership of the rebel group
before his arrest.

The box was deposited as the
property of a foreign investor running from
Sierra-Leone because of the civil war with my brother
as the custodian /depositor while the beneficiary will
be introduced in due course.

The consignment/box had been in the security company
since then pending my getting a good arrangement of
what to do with the money as my brother asked me to
take care of it as he did not know the possibility
/when he may gain his freedom and he had been there
without his freedom in sight.

Note that the Security Courier was not told the real
content of the box which was declared Family Valuable
and they believe it to be precious stones.

With the recent success of the search party organised
by the United Nations and our country government in
finding the money of my brother in some countries
(both in his name and the name of our family members)
I am in urgent need to change the covering documents
of the deposit to a foreigners name and a friend gave
me your recommendation.

I now need your assistance as the foreign investor in
securing this money to your country and making viable
investment.. as I have decided to invest this money in
your country. I will give you 20% of the
$30,000,000million if you help me to secure this money
and invest it viably in your country.

Please if you are willing to help me, contact me
through the above addresses
for us to start the arrangements towards the movement
of the money to transfer to your country.

Thanks for anticipated co-operation. Awaiting your
urgent reply.

Best Regards
Linda Raymond

No Linda dear, it did not come as a surprise at all... Neither did this one...

Dear David, Compliments of the day. I well received your mail respond along with your picture to me with open heart and I solicit for trust and confidence between us in this noble transaction, because in a transaction of this nature whereby huge amount of money involved, there is need for trust to exist between us, may God bless you for your efforts to assist an orphan child like me.To tell you more about myself I am a single,165cm height, 58kg weight, brown eyes and black short hair, I am 23 years old, I am presently residing hidden in a local Hotel down here for safety of my life because of the enemies, Nobody is helping me or taking care of me down here and I don't have any other relatives or friends down here and overseas, that's why I contacted you for maximum assistance in this noble transaction. I have discuss with the bank president Mr. Jack Williams about you and Mr. Williams said the bank are going to need the below information from us so that they can transfer my fund to your account for the investment purpose. 1. Your banking details where the funds will be transfering into, Bank name and address, Account number, Routing number and Account holder's name. 2. Your direct telephone, fax and mobile numbers for prompt communication and for paper works. 3. Certificate of administration issue from the probate registry in Ministry of Justice here in Abidjan Cote d ivoire. 4. Certificate of sworn affidavit of trust/claim issue from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire. 5. Official Lodgement reciept issued to the original depositor which was my late father. I am in possession of the number (5) document which is the Official Lodgement reciept. Therefore what remaining are the number (1), (2), (3) and (4) requirements we need to get and submited to the bank to enable the bank to effected the wire transfer immediately. I asked the bank president how possible we can get the number (3) and (4) documents, He said that we can use the services of their financial Lawyer attached to their legal department. As a matter that require urgency below is the contact of the Bank as followings.. BNP PARIBAS COTE D'IVOIRE 17 Av.Terrasson de Fougères, BP 09 -Abidjan 17 Tél : 00 225 08 21 30 74 Fax : 00 225 20 21 88 23 Email : bnpparibas@email.com Email : president_bnpparibas@safe-mail.net Contact : Mr. Jack Williams (President Inter.Remittance Department).

Please contact the bank and acknowledge the requirements which the bank requested, when you contact the bank president ask him to give you the contact of the Lawyer who can help us to obtain the two other documents they requested which will empower them to facilitate the wire transfer of my fund ($5.7 million US dollars) to your account for investment purpose.

I will plead you with the name of God almighty to maintain the secret of this noble transaction between "Me and You" only untill we come to accomplished and I leave this country and fly to meet you over in your country for investment purpose and to continue my education as well in medicine, because I am suffering down here in this country without nobody helping me or taking care of me, my sufferness is too much for me to withstand, comparable to my age 23 years old and an orphan by the way. No father, no mother, no relatives, no friends. Imaging myself being alone at this tender age. Sincerely, if you could help me out as you promised me, franckly speaking I will always be of enough appreciations to you throughout my lifetime and I will always remember your goodness to me all the entire days of my life.

I have also attached to you my picture for more trust and confidence so you can know whom exactly you are dealing with in this noble transaction, please kindly send me your photo and your family too and a full informations about yourself, such as your occupation, marital status, positions, family background, your direct telephone and fax numbers, including home and office addresses ok. Like I told you in my first letter I am willing to give you 10% commission of the total sum $5.7 million US dollars, provided you help me out from my situation and also another 5% for any expenses that you will make during the entire of this transaction until the succesful end of it.

Please contact him so that both of you can arrange the urgent wire transfer of this my funds to your Bank account.....

I look forward hearing from you soonest after communicating with the banker.

With Love,

Jean Martins

There is only one little problem.... Dear Jean seems to think that her pictures:

are supposed to make me lose my mind and reply immediately to her identity theft or advanced fee scam!

In fact, JEAN is so illusionary that she actually thinks I am going to be so dazzled by her photos as to believe that I actually have been in communication with her. (This seems to be the new theme these days, send you an email like you are old buddies who have some pre-existing relationship or agreement.)

Unfortunately for poor Jean....

1. I am not some desperate bozo sitting in front of a computer screen waiting to be ripped off by the first half Naked Nigerian to hit me up.

2. Jean ain't all that hot in the first place.

So lesson to Mugus.... 1. Find someone hotter. 2. Send your emails to someone who is NOT a Mugu hater.
3. Piss off!

This idiot has sent me at least 50 of these in the last week, some of them have a different name, but other than that, the email is exactly the same. AND YES Virginia, there are people who are STUPID enough to believe these idiots!

From: Mrs. Victoria Thompson

I am the above named person from Kuwait . I am married to Dr.Alfred
Thompson who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before
he died in the year 2002.We were married for eleven years without a child.

He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his
death we were both born again Christians.Since his death I decided not to
re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is
against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 8 Million
Dollars (Eight Million United State Dollars) with one Finance/Security
Company in Amsterderm Holland. Presently, this money is still with the
Security Company.

Recently, my Doctor informed me that I would not last for the next three
months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke
sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this
fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize
this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church or
individual that will use this funds to fund churches, orphanages and widows
propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is
maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that
giveth.

I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this
money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my
husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a
situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.Hence the
reason for taking this bold decision.

I am not afraid of death because I know where I am going. I know that I am
going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord
will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone
communication in this regard because of my health and because of the
presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to
know about this development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I will
inform my lawyer to speedy up the process and to cooperate with you . I will
also issue a letter of authority that will prove you as the beneficiary of
this funds. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord
is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.
Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.
Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply
will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this
same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated
herein.

Hoping to hearing from you.

N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GIVE THE
LAWYER IN CHARGE A CALL IN UK IMMEDIATELY, HE
DOES EVERYTHING ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY
UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR
SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME AMEN.

Name:Barrister Gregory David
Tel number: +44 703 183 4375
Email: g2dave@yahoo.co.uk

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs. Victoria Thompson

Since about 30 of you ignorant monkeys chose to send me the same bullshit every day....

Dear,

I know that this proposal might be a surprise to you but it as an emergency
to our condition with my mother here in Cote D' Ivoire Abijan, Be bless as you help
me and my mother to transfer and invest our money in your country.My name is
Chimara William with My Mother from the republic of Sudan in Central Africa Dafur,
now seeking for refuge in Cote D' Ivoire l under the(UNHCR)united nation high
commission for refuge with my mother.

I got your contact during a desperate search here in Ivory Coast Cote D Ivoire for a possible
investment transaction. My (late) father HON DR. ALMAMMY William, who was the
former ministre of finance and economy in Sudan before he was assinated by
the rebbles in the captal city of Khartoon 2003. And all our properties was
totally destroyed. However, we managed to escape with some of my father's
documents covering $18.500.000 Million dollars(Eighteen Million Five Hundered
Thousand us dollars Only) which is presently deposited safely in a Bank here
in Cote D' Ivoire Abijan West Africa on my name as the only son of the family and the next of kin.

The Bank have approved to transfer the fund deposited on my name but we are
looking for a trust and reaible foreign partner who will assist us to
transfer and inves the fund in his country. i was advice to live with my
mother to Cote D' Ivoire Abijan West Africa because i was the next target as the only son of my family. All the vital documents will be fax to you as our foreign partner
who will recive the fund for the investment.

Meanwhile,we are saddled with the problem of securing a trust worthy foriegn
personality to help us transfer the money and invest it in his country and
into his possession pending our arrival to meet with him. Furthermore, we
only want this done this way because your country is politically stable for
any profitable investment and only if you accept our proposal, you will
serve as the beneficiary of the fund on commencement of this proposed
transactions.

You will send me and my mother a letter of inviation to enable us to get a
visa and fly down to your country once the fund is been transfer to your
country.i hope you will not betray me and my mother because this money is
all our hope since my late fathe r died. I am giving you the offers as
mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist us, we have
decided to invest 40% of the total fund based on equity participation in
your company. Secondly, we shall also take 5% out for any miscelleneous
expenses that may occure during the transfer.

Conclusively, i wish you send me a reply immediately as soon as you recieve
this proposal so that we shall arrange on how this fund will be transfer to
your country. On commencement,this transaction will take nothing less than 4
working days to be accomplished as the bank managment told me and my mother.
All documents covering the fund are safe and intact with us here in Cote D' Ivoire Abijan

i will fax you all the vital documents to enable you to contact the Bank
firm for the transfer.my mother is sending her greetings to you and your
family. kindly keep this transfer secert and confidentail. contact me on
this telephone number as soon as you recive this massage. Tell + 225 064 084 73
for more chimarawilliam2006@walla.com

contact me on telephone urgent as soon you recive the massage for more
details and keep it confidetail between you as us.00 225 064 084 73
chimarawilliam2006@walla.com

my mother is sending her greetings to you and your family.call us urgent for
more detail chimarawilliam200010@ozu.es + 225 064 084 73

Thanks yours son, send me your telephone number ok

Williams & Mother

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Batch number.....................Lwh 09102
Lotto number.......................Lwh35447
Winning number...................Lwh09788

These numbers are your winning identification
numbers, that you will send it to your claims agent,
Name: Dr.James Favour
Email: drjamour@hotmail.com,
for identification.

You are therefore advice to send the following
Information to the Claims Agent to facilitate them and
Process the transfer of your fund.

1.Full name
2.Contact Address
3.Telephone Number
4.Marital Status
5.Occupation
6.Date of Birth

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
Claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this
Programme by non-participants or unofficial personnel.

Note: all winnings MUST be claimed on or before the 30
working days of otherwise all funds will be returned
As Unclaimed and eventually donated to charity
Organizations.

ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 18 IS AUTOMATICALLY
DISQAULIFIED. YOURS SINCERELY,

Congratulations!! Once more.

Yours Faithfully,
YAHOO LOTTERY INC,

The Nigerian 419 Spammers are back with a vengeance...

From Joseph and Sister.
Abidjan, Ivory Coast.
West Africa

Dear Respectful.

Warm greetings to you and your family in the name of God. I introduce my self to you with all faith, trust and hope you will understand to assist us not to betray us at the end. I was 20 Years old boy when my father died 2 years ago in a gold mine in MENDE, Republic of Serria Leone . He was into legal gold minning,he has succeded in saving the sum of Ten million, five hundred thousand United State Dollars.USD ($10.500,000)left in fixed /suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan during his Business on Gold, before he went on a trip to Republic of Cote D'Ivoire West Africa near by country to our country to save his money for security reasons because of the political problem in our country.

Since the death of our father our step mother has been trying to kill us, she has been given us a lot of problem and she have collected every thing from us and now she still need the deposit certificate to claim this fund but I can't give this to her because is all we have to leave with. I am 22 years while my sister Lora is 20 years old of age we still need to go to school and have a better education and start a new life. Our step mother knows that our dad has such money but she don't know where exactly the fund is been deposited. Right now we are hiding in a refugee camp in Ivory Coast. Our father used my name 'Joseph Gary' as the next of kin to the deposited fund. And we ran away with the deposit document, so nobody have access to the money now except me and my younger sister Lora.

We need help from you to asist us to transfer this money to your country for investment and who will be sincere to invite us to his country without cheating us or doing bad to us on my arrival with my sister, we are willing to offer you 15% of the total sum after the transfer of this fund into your account in overseas. Please mail me urgently to know your stands before looking for help elsewhere, you're the first person we are contacting in this isseu.

Please permit me to ask, can you honestly help us as your own people and can we completely trust you? We are kindly requesting for this vital information from you if you agreed to assist us out of our problem: (1) Your full name (2) Your Personal telephone number and fax.I will also want you to tell me more about yourself in your reply to my letter to you. Thank you for your signify interest to assist me and my sister. Hoping to hear from you soon. May God bless you and preserve our friendship in good faith.

Best regards
Joseph Gary and sister,
(Lora)

The Mugu Cancer has moved from Dubai to London!

On 2/12/07, FELICIA SAMSON wrote:

Hello, You may be surprised to receive this mail, as you read this, don't feel so sorry for me because I know everyone will die someday. My name is Mrs. Felicia Samson, a business woman in London. I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer which was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all forms of medication right now and I have only few hours left to live, according to medical experts. I have never particularly lived my life so well as I never really cared for anyone not even me but my business. Though I am very rich, but I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and I only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for in my life. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believed when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life in a different way from how I have lived now, but now that God has called me through this way I willed most of my properties and access to my immediate and extended family and as well as few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so with that reason I decided to give alms to CHARITY ORGANISATIONS, as I want this to be one of the last good deed I did on earth, so far I have distributed money to some Charity Organization in countries like India and Africa. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked my family members to close one of my accounts and distribute the funds which I have there to CHARITY ORGANSATION in Rwanda and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of the funds which no one knows of, is the cash deposit in one of the banks here. I want to know if you can be of good help to dispatch these funds to CHARITY organizations. I have set aside 20% of the total amount $1,500,000.00 One million five hundred thousand dollars) for you and your time and patience for carrying out this duties. This means you will keep $300,000 (three hundred thousand dollars) for yourself and donate the rest to any charity organisation. May God be with you as you have decided to take a bold step to heal the world with me or even in my demise. I am going in for an operation now, and I don’t think I will make it. And this hurts. If you can give me this assistance, you can then contact my lawyer who will assist you in getting the funds to you in my absence if i die or not. He would give you more details. His name is Barr. Howard Stephen and his email address is: ( hhsolicitors@aol.co.uk ) He would guide you through receiving the funds. Best Regards, Felicia Samson

God these morons are stupid...

Director, Foreign Operation ATM Card Dept Central Bank of Nigeria Phone:+234 803 7677267 Re: Contract Payment.

This is to inform you that your payment has been
approved this Morning through HSBC Debit Card.

You are operating a CBN account with HSBC London. The
visa card is valid for one year which all statement
will be sent to you and also to us. As soon as you
download the loaded funds, the card becomes invalid.
You can check your balance at any ATM using your pin
number.

All you have to do is to fill the Debit Card
Application form and fax back to me; the form will be
sent to HSBC London so that your visa card will be
processed. It takes 24hrs or 48hrs to be processed
immediately the application is received. Attached is
the visa card application form which you are obliged
to fill and get back to me.

Clearly state your cell phone, fax number and delivery
address where you want the card to be
delivered to you
either through FedEx, UPS or DHL.
BEST REGARDS
Dr TUNDE LEMO.

This is a completely new one on me... I have never seen one like this. Beware, this is an identity theft scam.

I have recieved dozens of new lottery scam emails in the last week, but have not posted any. I was begining to think that people were finaly waking up and realizing that they could not win a lottery that did not exist and that they did not enter... That is, until I got this email today:

"I RECIEVED AN EMAIL FROM AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY ONLINE INFORMING ME I WON $
650.000 US DOLLARS,ON DECEMBER /06 , REF: AUL-474061725/06. hOW CAN I
CONFIRM IF IT IS TRUE OR FALSE?"

I responded:

"Did you buy an Australian Lottery Ticket?"

Their response...

"Good afternoon.

No, I did not buy any ticket. It is suppose that I won buy sorting email addresses."

Sigh..... Sad that people are so gullible and stupid. But this is why idiots like the following one, can continue to make money. It is called GREED and STUPIDITY. How do you win a lottery that you never entered???

The National Lottery
PO Box 1010
Liverpool L70 1NL United Kingdom.
Ref: XYL /26510460037/05
Batch: 24/00319/IPD

ONLINE NOTIFICATION OF WINNING
Europe/America private international e-games organizers and
co-sponsors,UK National Lottery, officially bring to your notice the
final draw result of NOV 2006 UK National Lottery-wheel E-game which
was conducted at our international corporate office complex in The
United Kingdom,You have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of £1,000 000 (One
Million Pounds Sterlings)CONGRATULATIONS
Contact your fiduciary agent below for claims process.

Dr. Pinkett Brown
Email: informationdept11@yahoo.co.uk
TELL: +44-701-115-2474.

Fill claims form

First name:...
Middle name:..
Last name:...
Date of birth:..
Gender:...
Occupation:..
phone:...
Address:..
Country:...

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Mariam Wilcox
Executive (International Sweepstakes).

Then you have this brilliant Scam Monkey:

DRAFT IS READY

Compliment,

How are you doing. Hope you have not forgotten me, I am Mr.Martins Bello, the man from Nigeria who contacted you some time ago to assist me secure the release of some money accrued from the over invoicing of a contract/inheritance that was awarded by my government some time ago
during the militry regime.

Though you were not able to asist me conclude the transaction, I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transffered under the assistance and cooperation of a new partner from Brazil.Presently i'm in London for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.

meanwhile, i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assit me in transffering those funds, I made sure you are not left out the benefit of the transaction hence I kept aside for you sum of One Million United State Dollar($ 3,000,000.00)draft.I and my new partner agreed to
compensate you with that amount for all your past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter.

I appreciated your efforts at that time very much,so feel free and get in touch with my secretary Mr.John Eze and instruct him on how to send the Bank draft to you. Please do let me know immediately you receive the Draft so that we can share the joy together after all the sufferness at that time. In the moment, i'm very busy here because of the
investment projects which me and my partner are having at hand, finally,remember that i had left instruction to my secretary so as soon as you contact him, he will send the Draft to you,so feel free to get intouch with MY SECETARY NOW.

Below is the contact of my secetary:

Mr.John Eze

E-mail:johneze_03@yahoo.com.au
With best regards,
Mr.Martins Bello.

Notice he positions the email like we have actually had a conversation in the past, yet he does not address me by name. How many people are going to fall for this one?

Either a Mugu with a sense of humor, or someone else who is SICK! LOL! And wants to make fun of my Mugu postings. (NSFW)

FROM:AMINA HASSAN Dearest One assalam alaikum and may the peace of gracious Allah be with you,please I have a problem which I needed a help from you,I have decided to write you for help. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will.I am in a state of delinma and your cock size pushed me to send you this mail, I am Amina Hassan, 9 years old and the only daughter of my ficticious parents Mr. and Mrs.Hassan. My father was a highly reputable business magnet (a cocaine merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory tower during his days.It is sad to say that he passed away from syphilis mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on 12th.Febuary 2004.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who injected syphilis into him with his cock and who travelled with him at that time. But Allah knows the truth that I am a dirty internet fraudster who is trying to steal your money! My mother died when I was just 94 years old, she was killed by aliens from outer space and since then my father took me so special and let all his male goats fuck me. Before the death of my father on 12 2004 he secretly called me on his bed and fucked me in the arse and told me that he has the sum of Seven million, five hundred thousand ficticious United State Dollars. US($7.500,000) left in fixed condom in one of the sperm banks here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund . I am just 19 years old and a university drop out and really know what to do to defraud you of your money. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in the north pole. The death of my father actually brought great joy to my life.I am in a insincere desire of your fucking assistance in this regards.Your suggestions, ideas and bank balance will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:- 1. Can you honestly copulate with me as your daughter? 2. Can I completely mistrust you? 3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the shit is in your account? Please, Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Thank you so much.My salami to your family. My sincere regards, Amina Hassan

This so far tongue in cheek, that the person's jaw is about to explode!

Exactly is dumb enough to believe these idiots?

Dear David Scott Anderson,

Thanks for your mail. I actually want you to stand and receive this Fund as
the benneficiary of this Fund.The arrangements is that the Fund will be
moved from the Bank here to any of the payment offices in Europe or
Malaysia it could even be better if you can come down here to execute it
face to face with us . You do not need to worry, all you have to do is to
come here or go there and present yourself with your International passport
copy as the benneficiary together with the certificate of deposit and the
secret code that I will send to you after making the reservation, and they
will release the Fund to you. I will send a delegate who will assist you in
clearing the Fund and also assist you to open an account there,as he has
good bank contact in these areas and he is an expert in such transactions,
were the Fund will first be deposited before onward transfer to your
nominated account in your country or we decide when I meet you.I will meet
you as soon as the Fund is safe in your account in any of these places for
shearing and re-imbursement of Funds,before proceeding for investments. I
will also need to settle my collegues that are involve, but this will be
after shearing with you.
We actually want to invest in Real Estate and Air taxi.
I will start arranging the documentations to your name once I receive your
passport informations with your phisical address.
Please give me the exact date that you can travel to any of these places
that you choose ,so that we make arrangements against this time to avoid any
waste of time by both parties.Thanks for your anticipatd coperation looking
forward to seeing you soon.
Alternatively we can move the funds through the Reserve bank to your
nominated account/s abroad, though it will still need some documentations to
back this up, but do not worry about all those for I will personally take
care of them. This transaction has been arranged and you need to keep to the
confidentiality to avoid any raise of eye brow .
I will send you the clearance Certificate after changing them to your name
at the local high court here,I will be attarching to you my international
passport that you will keep to identify me now.
Remain blessed.

Mr.William Muyeke.

This is one of those idiots with the "My client died and I want you to steal his money," scams. Every day I open my mailbox and expect some creativity from these idiots, and every day I am disappointed. And this Moron goes right to the top of Google.

POWERBALL BV POWERBALL BV -wheel E-game 2007,

Powerball BV Headquarters:
Customer Service
28 Tanfield Road,
Croydon.London

Ref Nr: PBL/CN/6654/CP
Date:18th 01 2007

Dear Winner,

eWINNER NOTIFICATION

Europe/America private international e-games organizers and
co-sponsors,
POWERBALL BV Group International, officially bring to your notice of
the
final draw result of the 17th 01 2007 POWERBALL-wheel E-game which was
conducted at our international corporate office complex in The UNITED
KINGDOM.

Most recently this foundation set up the e-WHEEL GAME to give out
prizes
based on COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM. By doing this the foundation seek to
encourage the use of Internet for academic and business pursuits. Its
major aim is to promote music, theater, art,literature,projects in the
social and political arena with a focus on health, as well as science,
research, and higher education.

The monies used in the POWERBALL e-WHEEL GAME are monies donated by
stakeholders in the cyber world,legal and reputable sites,private and
government owned domains,software company e.t.c to encourage the use of
the internet thereby making the world a global village.These monies are
then invested in various businesses,global stock markets,bonds,equities
e.t.c and the proceeds/profits are given back in our e-GAME to
consumers/users/customers of the internet just to encourage them.

We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection of your email
coupon number which was selected among the 50 lucky category(B)
winners
Your email ID tagged with coupon No. PBL2348974321 and was selected by
our
E-games Random Selection System (ERSS) with entries from the 250,000
different email addresses enrolled for the E-game. Your email ID was
included among the 250,000 different email addresses submitted by our
partner international email provider companies. Your email I.D has won
a
prize of US$750,000(seven Hundred and fifty Thousand US
Dollars)equivalent to 383,230GBP(three hundred and eighty-three
thousand two hundred and thirty GBPOUNDS) only, as at the date of
reciept of this mail.
The POWERBALL COMPANY BV, have approved a payout of your prize money
which will be remunerated directly to you by the official Payment
Agency
Board.

Our DUE PROCESS UNIT (DPU) will render to you complete assistance and
provide additional information and processes for the claims of your
prize. For due processing of your winning claim, please
contact the DPU Information Officer Mr James Cole who has been
assigned
to assist you.You are to contact him with your ref no,and coupon no.

Contact E-mail:powerballbv_infoagent@yahoo.co.uk

Once again congratulations from all our staffs on your prize
winning, we hope you will part take in our forth coming POWERBALL wheel-e
Email-game.

Regards
Mrs Nelly White
(Group Coordinator)

POWERBALL E-WHEEL VERSION IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY POWERBALL BV COMPANY IN
CONJUNCTION WITH
ALVISTA,AOL,GOOGLE GROUP,iVENUS,MICROSOFT,MSN,AND
YAHOO.

Just remember, if you did not buy a lottery ticket, you did not win a LOTTERY!
Also remember that Miscrosoft, AOL, Google and Yahoo are competitors, not co-sponsors of a lottery.

This one is a lazy one, he did not even bother to put in a fake claim number.

YOU ARE A WINNER

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1, 000,000 One Million Pounds Sterling) in cash

CONTACT MR LUIS SANTIAGO WITH THE CONTACT ADDRESS BELOW

Agents Name: Luis Santiago
Email: lottery20071@yahoo.co.uk

Provide him with the information below:

1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.Marital Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
6.Sex:
7.Nationality:
8.Country Of Residence:
9.Telephone Number:

Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.

It has gotten so bad for the Mugus that they are outing other Mugus! This is hilarious. This idiot claims to be from Nigerian Law enforcement, but they use a Yahoo address, DUH!

-----Original Message----- From: Mrs Susan Daze [mailto:mrs_susandaze40@yahoo.fr] Sent: Saturday, January 20, 2007 8:20 AM To: jeffwilliam70@hotmail.com Subject: URGENT

FOREIGN PAYMENT INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT ANTI-FRAUD UNIT
4TH FLOOR MARY LAND
LAGOS NIGERIA
MOTTO: SECURITY WATCH
FROM DESK OF MRS SUSAN DAZE
EMAIL: mrssusandaze20@yahoo.fr

Attn: Beneficiary,

Based on the finding in this investigation department we wish to warn you
against some impostors. We have been Officially informed that some impostors
are contacting you in respect to the collection of your fund that was
approved in your favor through the Wema Bank of Nigeria.
As a matter of fact we have been on these investigation assignments for some
time cuddly known to no one but the Presidency and some top government
official who are in support of this investigation team to help stop
fraudulent activities in this country.

We have been able to come up with some good result about the people that
have extorted money from Foreign Beneficiaries illegally, and I wish to list
them so that you will indicate if any have contacted you. We must surely
deal and bring this names to book if only you will indicate correctly any of
them.

The names of the impostors that have been Traced are as
follows:
1) MR. JOHN EZE WHOM CLAIM TO BE (PROF CHARLES SOLODO OF (C.B.N)
2) CHIEF JOSEPH SANUSI
3) DR. R.RASHEED
4) BARRISTER AWELE
6) BARRISTER UCHEUZO WILLIAMS.
7) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Ebi
Deputy Governor - Policy/Board Member
8) Mr. Tunde Lemo
Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance/Board Member
9) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services /Board Member
10) Mrs. Elizabeth Morgan
11) Allaji. Lafiaji NDLEA
11) Mrs. Carol Martins ETC.

The above listed names are been Traced/ investigated by the police and some
of them have elope the country and note that if any of them is caught and
find guilty he/she we go to jailed for 25 years (twenty five years) as it is
under the Degree 47 of the constitution of this Country under section of
criminal law, So we are waiting for you to write us and inform us if any of
the above names have once contacted you in respect to the your fund if yes
don't waste time to indicate it immediately.

Note that the only office/paying bank that have right to pay or contact you
in this Transfer is the Wema Bank of Nigeria plc, which is been headed by
Dr. Bisi Omoyeni The Managing Director.
We apologies on behalf of the President and the people of Nigeria for any
delay and lost this must have coursed you and promise that such thing will
not happen again. And if you are dealing with any of the impostors regarding
this payment, we urge you to stop, because you are taking a big risk,your
fund is with the above named bank.
Thanks for your good understanding while we wait for your urgent response to
this information.

Yours truly,
MRS. SUSAN DAZE
FOREIGN PAYMENT INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT OFFICE
(F.I.D.O)
DEPUTY INVESTIGATION OFFICER DAVID MOSES

This Nigerian idiot sends me 10 of these a day. Obviously he has not gotten the hang of his bulk mail software. Peter Wale is a thief, a 419 scammer, and a very, very, stupid one!

From the Desk of: Peter Wale

With great pleasure I Peter Wale, working with a bank here in Nigeria as a
Manager. I am writing you in respect of a foreign customer (an Oil
consultant/contractor with our National Oil & Liquidified Gas Sector) whom
made a US$25M depository for an investment program that has remained
dormant for years now. Hence, I have decided to contact you due to the
urgency of this transaction.

On personal investigation, I discovered that the account holder died on
December 2002 in the Ukrainian aircraft crash. I made further
investigation and discovered that the customer died without making a WILL
on the depository.

It may interest you to know that I am only contacting you as a foreigner
because this money cannot be approved to a local Bank account here, but
can only be approved to a foreigner with an account since the money is in
US Dollars. I have decided as a matter of urgency upon this discovery now
seek your permission to have you stand as next of kin to the fund as No
one has ever come forward to claim this fund. It may also interest you to
know that I have secured from the probate an ORDER OF MADAMUS to locate
any of deceased beneficiary. In accordance to Nigerian Law, fund deposited
for over a period of Six (6) years without claim will be reverted to the
Government treasury,
if nobody applies to claim this fund.

I will like you to provide immediately your full Names and Address, Date
of Birth, Occupation, Tel & Fax Numbers so that an Attorney will be able
to prepare the necessary documents and affidavit which will put you in
place as the next of kin. The Attorney will draft and carry out the
notarization of the WILL and also obtain the necessary documents and
letter of probate/administration in your favour for the transfer.

At the successful conclusion of this business, your goodself shall be
entitled to have 40% that is, USD$10M of the total money while I will have
55% that is USD$13.750M and 5% that is USD$1.250M for communications and
other expenses. I am ready to invest a reasonable percentage of mine into
any viable business you suggest as a joint partner. Your percentage will
also be a source of pliftment. You have absolutely nothing to LOSE in
assisting me instead, you have so much
to GAIN. Be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable
for both of us.

Your response is highly imperative as this is a TWO-man business deal
transaction as I shall then provide you with more details and relevant
documents that will help you understand the transaction. I need your
assistance and co-operation to this reality as I have done my Home-work
and fine tune the best way to create you as the beneficiary while I would
use my connection and money to secure almost all the paperwork for this
transaction which will be done by the Attorney and my position as the
Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction
with you as the beneficiary to this fund.

I will appreciate your early reply for commencement of business. Contact
me for acknowledgement by E-mail and whereby you are not interested,
please indicate in your reply so that I can seek for the assistance of
someone else.

If this proposal is acceptable by you, I expect that you will not take
undue advantage of the trust I Will bestow in you. I await your urgent
response.

Thanks with great regards.

Mr. Peter Wale

It has been a big day for my Nigerian Mugu friends...

First the lottery (And YES it is FAKE)

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS The Marina Offices, St Peters Yacht Basin, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE6 1HX England

Dear Lucky Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual
final draws of UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY international Lottery
programs. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive
list of 21,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies
picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the
internet, no
tickets were sold. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail
address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A" with the
following winning information:

REF No: UK/9420X2/68
BATCH No: 074/05/ZY369
TICKET No: 20511465463-7644
SERIAL No: S/N-00168
LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83

You as well as the other winner are therefore to receive a cash prize
of pound1,000,000 (One Million Pounds Sterling) each from the total
payout. Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and
will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory
obligations,verifications, validations and satisfactory report. To
begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised to
contact our licensed and accredited claims agent for category "A"
winners with the
information below:

To file for your claim, Contact the processing Consultant:

Contact Person: Mr.Luis Santiago
Telephone: +44 (0) 701113 0527
+44 (0) 701112 8713
E-mail: lottery20071@yahoo.co.uk

Do fill out the claims form to Mr.Luis Santiago in other to process the
claims of your prize without delay.

PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM
1.FULL NAMES:__________________________________
2.ADDRESS:_____________________________________________
3.SEX:_______________
4.AGE:________
5.MARITAL STATUS:___________________
6.OCCUPATION:________________________
7.E-MAIL ADDRESS:_____________________________
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:_____________________
9.BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL___________
10.AMOUNT WON:___________________________________
11. COUNTRY________________________________
12.DATE OF WINNING NOTIFICATION________________________________

Sincerely,
Mrs. Caroline bryan
for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

This idiot sent me the "The Nigerian Government has processed your payment for services," email this morning. When I played dumb and told him I had no clue as to what he was talking about. He just ignored that and sent this charmer:

FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA DIPLOMATIC/FOREIGN CONTRACT RESOLUTION PANELDIGITILISED SYSTEM OPERATION DEPT. LAGOS NIGERIA.

Attn: Mr. Anderson
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email in
our office and the content is well noted. I wish to
inform you that all the necessary modalities has put
in place regarding your transfer through this digital
payment system, so the only thing that is required
from you is your banking information which will be
used to program the payment on your behalf so that you
can access and credit your account by yourself through
you direct telephone line.
So we will be waiting for your urgent responds on this
matter.
Best regards,
Prof. Ben Duke

This moron has sent me like 50 of these this week:

Dear Intended Associate: A Very Goodday To You!

I am Dr.David Bryan Ellis, British National,the Chairman / CEO of DBE International Consortium based in Marbella, Spain.We are in search of a trustworthy investment Expert cum funds manager, who would be disposed in handling the aforementioned a hundred percent for reinvestment purposes.

I would have ordinarilly done this on my own given my investments experiences, but, because of the situations with my close friend in Marbella the Government is watching all my activities, please visit the following link for more details: -> Click here for more information !!.

If you are interested please contact me directly on my private

email at dbryanellis@gmail.com

Another internet cafe Lawyer who has good news for me:

ATTENTION:

I AM BARRISTER OLAKUNLE OLAITAN,THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY AND ADVISER TO LATE MR.MICHAEL.J.JOHNSON,AN AMERICAN CITIZEN AND ENGINEER WITH LIQUEFIED OIL AND GAS COMPANY A MULTINATIONAL COMPANY, WITH AREA OFFICE HERE IN PORT-HARCOURT,RIVER-STATE NIGERIA.

I AM CONTACTING YOU ON THE DEATH OF ENGINEER MR.MICHAEL.J.JOHNSON, WHO WAS MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD BY HIS EX- WIFE LUCY,MR.MICHAEL.J.JOHNSON,WAS KILLED BY HIS EX-WIFE WHEN SHE DISCOVERED THAT HER HUSBAND HAS CHANGED HIS WILL INCLUDING HIS FUNDS HERE AND ESTATE IN FAVOR OF HIS ASIAN GIRL FRIEND (SUE PERKASA) WHO OPERATED BEFORE HIS DEATH HERE IN NIGERIA AS A HARLOT.

WITH THE RECENT PLANE CRASH HERE IN NIGERIA,THAT LEAD TO THE DEATH OF SUE PERKASA THE ASIAN GIRL,ON THE 10TH OF DECEMBER 2005,IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT SUE DIED WITHOUT WRITING A WILL. AS THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO THE LATE MR.MICHAEL.J.JOHNSON,THE ESTATE AND THE FUNDS ARE RESENTLY BEING CONTROLLED BY MYSELF.

WITH THE RECENT LETTER FROM THE BANK FOR THE DORMANCY OF THE SAID ACCOUNT,I HAVE NOTICED WITH MY INVESTIGATION THAT MR.MICHAEL.J.JOHNSON,HAS THE SUM OF $25,000,000:00 (TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) DEPOSITED INTO THE SAID ACCOUNT,I HAVE REPLIED TO THE BANK FOR AN EXTENSION OF TWO WEEKS AS TO ENABLE ME PRESENT THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE ACCOUNT,IT IS ON THIS I AM SEEKING YOUR FOREIGN PARTNERSHIP AS TO ENABLE ME PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY OF THE SAID FUNDS AND ESTATE,
FOR THE RELEASE OF THE SAID FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT PENDING MY ARRIVAL THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT.

I HAVE RESOLVED TO OFFER YOU 35% OF THE SAID SUM FOR THIS ROLE.5% HAS BEEN SET ASIDE FOR REIMBURSEMENT OF ANY INCIDENTAL EXPENSES IN THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSFER.IT IS IMPORTANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT, I HERE WITH MY POSITION AS AN ATTORNEY WILL SECURE EVERY LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO EFFECT THIS CHANGE IN YOUR FAVOUR HERE IN MY COUNTRY WITHOUT ANY RISK ON YOUR SIDE,THE ONLY ROLE I REQUIRE FROM YOU IS THE PROVISION OF THE UTILIZATION (SOURCE) ACCOUNT AND THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF EVERY STEP THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY, FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE MY PROFESSION TO PROTECT AS A LEGAL PRACTITIONER.

TO EFFECT THIS CHANGE IN YOUR FAVOR I SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS:

1) YOUR FULL NAME.
2) PHONE,FAX AND MOBILE NUMBERS.
3) COMPANY NAME,POSITION AND CONTACT ADDRESS.
4) PROFESSION,AGE AND MARITAL STATUS.

PLEASE FORWARD YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:
(olakunlechambers@yahoo.co.uk) FOR CONFIDENTIAL REASONS.

YOURS SINCERELY,

BARRISTER OLAKUNLE OLAITAN,

FOR:OLA & OLA CHAMBERS,
ADVOCATE/SOLISITORS.

And here's one from the "I am guessing you are a Christian Mugu Group."

From: Mrs.suzan fernando
ENDEAVOUR TO USED IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.
I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Dr SAZON FERNANDO who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 10Million Dollars (Ten Million United State Dollars) with one finance/security company in Amsterderm-Netherlands.
Presently, This money is still with the Security Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this Fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use this funds to fund churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth.
I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.
Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Amsterderm-Netherlands. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the original- beneficiary of this Funds. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
Hoping to hearing from you.
I have set aside 20% for you and for your time

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs. suzan fernando
Note: reply email to sazo1919@aim.com or sazo1919@myway.com

Another Lottery:

DE NEDERLAND LOTTO Jan Thijssenweg 115, 2289 AA Rijswijk, Nederland.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!.....YOU HAVE WON € 1,000,000.00 EUROS

You have been awarded € 1,000,000.00 Euros in the DE NEDERLAND LOTTO in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by Software powered by the internet through the World Wide Web.

Your email address was among those chosen this New Year for the DE NEDERLAND LOTTO. And this promotion is proudly sponsored by sponsored by eminent personality and the owner of the largest software company in the Nederland.

Your email address, attached to Ticket Number 641-9830170/OPj with Reference Number NIL- AIE/11217/2532, Batch Number EON/9817-08 and Serial Number 25081203 drew the Lucky Numbers 7-12-01-17-98-25-323, and consequently won the lotto in the first Category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of €1,000,000.00 Euros.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European Booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In View of this, your €1,000,000.00 Euros will be released to you by our accredited claims agent in Europe. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact them.

All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web through computer draw System and extracted from over 800,000,000 individual and companies email addresses.

This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning details confidential till your claims is processed and your prize money remitted to you in whatever manner you to Claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.

To file for your claim, please contact our/your accredited claims agent:

Tomas Andersen
Telephone: 31-64-305-6203
Email: dnlclaims@yahoo.co.uk

Provide him with the information below:
1. Name:
2. Address:
3. Marital Status:
4. Occupation:
5. Age:
6. Sex:
7. Nationality:
8. Country of Residence:
9. Telephone Number:
10. Fax Number:
11. Batch Number above:
12. Reference Number:

This information facilitate the due process of the release of winnings avoid unnecessary delays and complications in the processing of your winnings.

Always remember to quote your Reference / Batch number in any correspondences with us or our/your designated accredited claims agent.

Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program and Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.

Yours Sincerely
Jensen Hoffman
Lotto Co-ordinator
DE NEDERLAND LOTTO
Jan Thijssenweg 115,
2289 AA Rijswijk, Nederland.

Important Information: If you are below 18 years of age, you are automatically disqualified. Please do not reply to this mail. Contact our/your accredited claims agent immediately for remittance of your lotto winning funds.

I have gotten at least 20 of these emails in the last week. This idiot just doesnt understand that I dont want to take him up on his fabulous (Sarcasm Intended), offer.

Dear Intended Associate: A Very Goodday To You!

I am Dr.David Bryan Ellis, British National,the Chairman / CEO of DBE International Consortium based in Marbella, Spain.We are in search of a trustworthy investment Expert cum funds manager, who would be disposed in handling the aforementioned a hundred percent for reinvestment purposes.

I would have ordinarilly done this on my own given my investments experiences, but, because of the situations with my close friend in Marbella the Government is watching all my activities, please visit the following link for more details: -> Click here for more information !!.

If you are interested please contact me directly on my private

email at dbryanellis@gmail.com

A doctor ahem.... who can't spell worth a shit, and is clearly an idiot. Maybe he will get the message now.

Is so stupid, that his scam email is NUMBER ONE on Google, and he keeps using the same one!

FROM: AHMED WILLIAMS

JOHANNESBURG REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA

TEL: +27-73-485 8223

EMAIL: ahmedwilliams72@yahoo.ca

ATTN: SIR,

PRIVATE AND HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL(THIS IS NOT SPAM)

Greeting! I know you will be surprised to read from me, but please this letter is a request from a family in dire need of assistance. I am Mr. Ahmed Williams from Angola. The first and the only son of BrigadierChanza Williams communicating to you from Johannesburg, South Africa.I got your address from a business directory in Johannesburg Chamber of Commerce and Industry. And,I, on behalf of my widowed mother Mrs. Bridget

Williams decided to solicit for your assistance to transfer the sum of US$35.8 Million (Thirty-five Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars),which he deposited in a safe box to private security company in Johannesburg, South Africa.In fact, my father said, and I quote: “My son, I wish to draw your attention to US$35.8 Million (Thirty-five Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). I deposited the box containing the fund in a security company in Johannesburg, South Africa as valuables.During the war, I was very committed and dedicated in winning the war against the rebels, until I found out that the senior army officers and government functionaries were busy helping themselves with government funds and properties, sending them to

foreign countries. Due to this, when the former adviser to the president and I were assigned by the president (JOSE EDUARDO SANTOS) to purchase arms in South Africa, we saw this as a golden opportunity and diverted the money and share it, of which I got a

total sum of US$35.8 Million (Thirty-five Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). In case of my absence on earth as a result of death, only you should solicit for assistance of a reliable and sincere foreign partner to assist you to transfer this

money out of South Africa for investment purpose. I deposited the box in your name and you can claim it alone with deposited code. Your mother is with all the documents. Take good care of your mother and your sisters.From this words of my late father, you can understand that life and future of my family depend on this fund,as such I will be grateful if you can assist us. We are now living in South Africa as political asylum seekers. Financial laws and regulations of the Republic of South Africa do not permit us certain financial rights. In view of this, I cannot invest this fund in South Africa hence; I am seeking your assistance to transfer this fund out of South Africa for investment purpose. For your assistance, we are prepared to offer you 20% of the total fund while 10% will be set aside for any expenses incurred during this transaction.Please note that this transaction is 100% risk-free and the major thing I demand from you is to assure me the safety of this mon!
ey when it finally gets to you. Further information and arrangement commence as soon as trust confidence and good relationship are established. I shall be most grateful if you maintain the confidentiality of this matter. Please, confirm your interest through the above contact Telefax number.

Best regards,

AHMED WILLIAMS

All responses should be sent to: ahmedwilliams4life@yahoo.co.uk

This goes way beyond STUPID, it's an arrogant stupidity. These MORONS sent me two fake lotteries in the same email. Incredible.... This is why I can not feel sorry for people who get ripped off by these ignorant monkeys. Anyone stupid enough to think that Coca Cola is giving away money via email... to people who have not bought a lottery ticket, or have not signed up for any online promotion, is as stupid as the people who are running these scams.

THE COCA COLA COMPANY PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPTCOCA COLA AVENUE JAMESWIRED LONDON. SW1V 3DW UNITED KINGDOM

THE COCA COLA COMPANY SEASON PRIZE NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded season
final draws held on the (4th Jan, 2007) by United Kingdom Coca-Cola Company
in conjunction with the British American Tobacco Worldwide Promotion, your
email was among the7 Lucky winners who won £1,000,000.00 each on the THE
COCA\'COLA
COMPANY PROMOTION.

However the results were released on the 9th jan, 2007 and your email was
attached to SERIAL NUMBER (7PWYZ2006), REF. NUMBER :#952368 and BATCH NUMBER
(BT:12052006/20) The online draws was conducted by a random selection of
email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals
and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search
from the internet.

However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to
different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

2006 PAST WINNER IN COCA-COLA COMPANY SEASON PRIZE NOTIFICATION!!!

The selection process was carried out through randomselection in our computerized
email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 1,000,000 email
addresses drawn from all the continents of the world This Lottery is approved
by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the The International Association
of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).

This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

In other to claim your A �£1,000,000.00 prize winning, you are to contact
the Promotion manager of THE COCA COLA COMPANY
who will direct you on the process of your claims.

(CONTACT PROMOTION MANAGER)

Name: Agent Bertron Hill (Mr)
Phone # : +44 706 479 2529
FAX # : 00-44-8106-78-0681
E MAIL: fdcy_agent07@yahoo.it

Your Sincerely,
Management
MRJAMESWIRED

EURO MILLIONS INTERNATIONAL,
175 WOODHILL ROAD,BULKYARD,LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM
FROM: THE DESK OF THE ONLINE DIRECTOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPARTMENT.

REF: OYL /26510460037/02
BATCH: 24/00319/IPD
Dear Winner,

Your ticket number:023-0148-790-459 with Serial number 5368/05 drew
the lucky number: 11

Congratulations, you have just won yourself -ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND POUNDS ONLY-in the satellite software email lottery conducted
by EURO MILLIONS in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by
software powered by the Internet.You email address was amongst those
chosen this quarter and you are to contact our Promotion Manager for
Clearance. Here are the contact info:

Promotion Manager:
Mr.John Carrick
Email: infodpt_euromillions101@yahoo.de

You are to forward the following details to enable us clear your file
for immediate payment:

Yours faithfully,
MRS:CINDY HOWARD
EURO MILLION ONLINE DIRECTOR
UNITED KINGDOM.

If they would just make their idiotic stories a little more original!
This moron has written me at least 20 times, often using different names, but the story is almost always the same, or just a variation on it... Go away Mugus!

ATTN: Dearly Beloved, This communication to you is strictly confidential, with due respect. Sorry at this perceived confusion or stress you may have receiving this letter from me, Since we have not known ourselves or met previously.

Despite that, I am constrained to write you this letter because of the urgency of it.By way of self introduction, I am Mrs. Joy Kobe, the wife of late Brigadier - Gen.Maxwell Kobe former ECOMOG ARMY COMMANDER [West African peacekeeping force in Sierra Leone] who died in the Sierra Leone civil disturbance [War]. My three daughters and I are trapped in obnoxious custom and traditional norms.

We have suffered maltreatment and untold hardship in the hands of my late husband's family, simply because I did not bear a male child [heir apparent] for my late husband. By tradition, all that my late husband had! , [wealth] belongs to his brothers/family. And myself is to be
remarried by his immediate younger brother which I vehemently refused.
They have taken all that I suffered with my husband to acquire including treasures, houses and his bank particular seized by them. I wanted to escape to the United State of America [USA} with my children on exile, but again they conspired and stole my international passport and other traveling document to further frustrate me.

Thank God, two weeks ago, I received Key Text Code [KTC} from a security & Finance Company abroad, that my late husband maintains a saftey deposit box of high value with this company and i am the next of kin sotherefore i should make necessary arrangements to come for the claim of the box .

It has therefore, become very necessary and urgent to contact someone,a foreigner like you to help me receive/secure the consignment while we i and my children find a way o! f getting out to meet with you in your country.

The consignment was kept on an "OPEN BENEFICIARY MANDATE" with the Security Company to avoid detection, seizure or diversion.

I have had several telephone discussions with the Assistant Director of the security company, who has expressed willingness to help me on meeting the company's demands. This is why I have contacted you to help save my children and I, receive/secure the safety box on our behalf.
But, you would need to give me sufficient assurance that if you help me, you would not divert its contents which i will reveal to you as this is an information known only to me and no one else.

My children and I have resolved to give you a certain percentage for your honest assistance to us and i shall open up to you as i have to be careful for this is the only way i and my children stand to live better lives.

This is all my children and I have got to live on.
Please! , I have reposed my confidence in you and hope you will not disappoint me. I look forward to your urgent response, including your private phone / mobile No and also your fax no for easier
communication.
NB: The secret codes (e.g Pin No., Secret Access Code) for the box are safely kept with me which I will give you as soon as you express desire to help me.
Stay blessed.

Mrs Joy Kobe.

I find it hard to believe that ANYONE would be stupid enough to believe this amateurish and idiotic email, but based on the Number of "Microsoft Lottery" emails I have received over the last two months, someone has got to be buying this bullshit....

MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY NL. MICROSOFT EMAIL LOTTERY AWARD PROMOTION: THE-NETHERLANDS REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L BATCH: 4583JL/WIN Finally today, we announce the winners of the MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNINGS PROGRAMS held December 2006. Your company or your personal e-mail address, attached to winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100, With serial number 647489, consequently won in the 1st lottery category. You have been approved of lump sums pay out of US$1,000,000,00 Dollars in cash Credited to file REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100. Selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 1,000,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world. The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. No ticket were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy. This is to encourage our prominent Microsoft Internet Explorer users all over the world, and for the Continues use of E-mail. Your fund (Certified Cashiers Cheque) has been insured with your REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100. To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the claims department by email for Processing and remittance of your prize to you. Name: Mr.Patrick Donkor. TEL:+31-624-126-377. FAX:+31-847-251-895. E-mail: claimbglot@aim.com Do email the above email address all at once. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and winning numbers in all correspondences with your claims officer. You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public especially your ticket number and ballot number. (This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained) Sincerely,

Dr. Phillip George
Online Co-ordinator

HELLO People, Microsoft IS NOT in the Lottery business, and if you post a moronic comment here asking me if this is real, I will make you look like a bigger idiot than you are. SO DO NOT ASK!

This one came today, and it was an equally ridiculous, almost childish email with a bunch of Yahoo and Microsoft Logos. Sorry to let you know, there is NO Yahoo Lottery.

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS ($300,000.00) for the YEAR 2006 Lottery promotion which is organized by YAHOO LOTTERY INC for the introduction of the new YAHOO BETA MAIL which all YAHOO users are required to switch onto. YAHOO! & MICROSOFT WINDOWS, arrange and gather all the e-mail addresses of the people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail, and others we only select FIVE (5) candidates per annually as our winners through Electronic Balloting System (EBS) without the candidate applying, we congratulate you for being one of the people selected. PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM We are sorry that your Payment Approval File was sent to Africa due to we have 3 lucky winners in Africa so that you can be cleared and paid simultaneously there. You are to contact our African Location Claim Agent on or before your date of Claim. Yahoo Beta Lottery Prize must be claimed not later than 7 days from date of Draw Notification after the Draw date in which Prize has won. Note: Any prize not claimed within this period (7 days) will be forfeited. These are your identification numbers: Batch number..YBM-EBS-390AF Reff number..YBM-EBS-719AF Winning number..YBM-EBS-798AF

These numbers above fall within the African agent's Location file, you are requested to contact him and send your Identification Numbers and Personal Information to her;

Miss Lisa Smith at her email:

E-mail: lisaagent@mail.ru

Phone:+2348063152035

You are therefore advised to send the following information to her to facilitate them and process the transfer of your fund with the appointed paying bank.

Send your Identification Numbers/Your Personal Information to her immediately:

Personal Information
1. Full name..................
2. Country....................
3. Contact Address..........
4. Telephone Number.........
5. Marital Status..............
6. Occupation..................
7. Age.........................
8. Sex.........................

Congratulations once again.
Yours in service,

COCA-COLA ONLINE PROMOTIONS!!! THE COCA COLA COMPANY Hong Kong office is Giving Away 1 cars For "FREE"!! And cash bonus of $800,000.00 The Company is trying e-mail to e-mail advertising to introduce its products.

The reward you received for advertising for them is a Mercedes-Benz, ML class jeep convertible free of cost! Including cash prize of $800,000,00

To receive your free car all you need to do is send us your

1. Full name:
2. Address / contact number:
3. Country of origin:
4. Occupation:
5. Email:

Within 1 month you will receive a free car. A draw has just been concluded in Hong Kong last weekend
(we contacted you via your email address).

You must send your contact information to, cocacolahongkong@fatearn.com OR harris-don@excite.com

Kind Regards,
Sandy Robert
Sales /Marketing Manager
coca cola Asia
Hong Kong

Don't you think Coca Cola can afford their own email address, instead of using "excite.com"?

From: Miss. Grace Jones Dakar. Snegal,West Africa Email: grace2001001@yahoo.com Dear One, My warmest greeting to you in the name of the Lord. I am Grace Jones, and I inheritated an important some from my late father who died in recent crisis in Cote d'Ivoire.Iam from Cote d"Ivore,but now iam in Senegal for save my live,before i could have good honest and truesthworthy one. I wish to request for your assistance in investing this sum in lucrative venture or manufacturing and real estate management in your country. I have Five million, seven hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($5,700,000) to invest in this transaction and I will require your assistance in receiving the fund in your account in your country. I will gladly give you some resonable percent from the total sum for your assistance. Before his death on September 2005, he gave me all the necessary legal documents to