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October 20, 2008
Mugu Madness

This seems to be a popular one going around today. People... This is a scam. This email is from some MORON sitting in an internet cafe sending out thousands of these. I have received six already today.


INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLMENT
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:

THIS IS TO OFFICIALY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERYFIED YOUR CONTRACT
INHERITANCEFILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR
PAYMENT IS BECAUSE,YOU HAVE NOT FUFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU
IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE
NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE
FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVICE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAS TO
STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING
A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.

RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD
PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT
ALH.MUSA UMARU YAR`ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.THIS CARD
CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR
MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS ONE
THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS PER DAY,SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR
FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY
SENDING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1.YOUR FULL NAME
2.PHONE AND FAX & MOBILE NUMBER
3.ADDRESS
4.YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5.SCANNED COPY OF YOUR ID CARD


THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT
8,300,000.00 AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008. ALSO FOR YOUR
INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s). THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT.

CALL ME ON MY DIRECT NUMBER+234-7055982408 OR EMAIL BACK AS SOON AS
YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION IN THIS REGARDS
AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT,
WHICH IS (811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING MECHIEF
AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA ATM CARD PAYMENT
FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES.

SINCERELY,

PRINCE AMANDA
ATM DEPARTMENT
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
+234-7055982408

Posted by David A at 12:42 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 394 Words
October 04, 2008
Todays stupidest Mugu!

Who is MORE ignorant? The moron who sent this emai

l:

Dear Customer,

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $250,000.00 United States Dollars Won at the Shell Promo April. 2008 but we did not hear from you for claims. Then we went and deposited the Cheque with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, West Africa.

What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, We have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is Legitimate and not meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country or Drugs.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($250.00 US) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.

Our company would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this information below and reconfirm your Delivery address;

Contact Person: Mr. Allen Davidson
Email Address: fedex.customercare.unit@live.com
Office Telephone: +234-52878780

Your Full Name:
Delivery Address:
Telephone:

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address() and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $250.00 US Dollars for their immediate Dispatch/shipment. You should also let me know through email as soon as you
receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Terry Charles.
Office Tel: +44 70359 22382
Shell Oil and Petroleum United Kingdom.
Public Relations Officer. (P.R.O)

Or the idiot who is stupid enough to fall for it, or who is too stupid to realize that Fedex does not use hotmail!

Posted by David A at 03:29 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 376 Words
October 03, 2008
Do you believe?

Like I do...


Dear Beloved in Christ.

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth, I had
no choice than to do what is lawful and just in the sight of God for eternal
life and in the sight of man for witness of God & his Mercies and glory upon my
life.

I am Mrs. Sarah Baxter, the wife of Mr. Ricky Baxter, my husband worked with
the Chevron/Texaco in Jordan for twenty years before he died in the year
2005.We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband died after a
brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we both got born-
again and dedicated Christians.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial
home which the Bible is strongly against. When my late husband was alive he
deposited the sum of US$7.5 Million. (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand
U.S.Dollars) with a Bank in Europe.

Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me
as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I, as the
beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds will be
CONFISTICATED or I rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to
receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I can
not come over.

Presently, I am in a hospital in Jordan where I have been undergoing treatment
for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have
told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this
money distributed to charity organizations anywhere in the World. Because
relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I
cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of
them.

Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and
collect the Funds from the Bank. I want a person that is God-fearing who will
use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of
God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took
this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and
my husband's relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard
earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this
money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold
decision.

I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going to. I know that I am
going to be in the bosom of the Lord. {Exodus 14:14} says that the lord will
fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone
communication in this regard because of my soundless voice and presence of my
husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this
development.

With God all things are possible.

If you are interested in helping me fulfill this dream, you can email to my
personal email: sarahbaxter_70@hotmail.com

Your Sister in Christ,

Mrs. Sarah Baxter


That there is a special place in HELL for these animals.

Posted by David A at 11:58 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 571 Words
September 30, 2008
Persisitent Mugu

This MORONIC Mugu sends me at least three of these a week.


CHRISTAIN GROUPS & ASSOCIATE
130 BANK ANTHONY WAY IKEJA GRA LAGOS


Dear Partner,

Good day, firstly, I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a Certified mail/Post-mail. This is due to the urgency and importance of the information. This project is based on Trust,confidentiality and sincerity of purpose in order to have an acceptable meeting of the minds. I am a fifty two(52)years old established lawyer. My name is Christain Bell,a legal personal attorney to an expatriate and a consultant with an American Oil company,PENNZOIL (Now deceased) He died in the Tsunami disaster on 26th december 2004 while on vacation in Thailand.

Six years ago, My Client successfully executed a contract for the Federal Government of Nigerian {FGN} worth US$18.3 million dollars. A part payment of USD9.million dollars was paid to my client, while the balance of USD9.3 million Dollars was still unpaid before my client died in the Indian Ocean Tsunami disaster. However, all my efforts to locate the possible next of kin proved abortive. Untill his sudden demise, He was not married and was 44years old.
NOW THE CRUX OF THIS E-LETTER is that the new elected Government Of Nigerian is fully paying all foreign contractors who have successfully executed their contracts and my client is among those benefited in this first quarter payment schedule which has already been deposited in his bank. As his personal attorney/Adviser, his bank has officially notified and instructed me to forward particulars of my client's next of kin within the next 14 official working days so that he/she can be paid the outstanding USD9.3 Million dollars otherwise his payment will be diverted to the government coffers account as uncliamed bill.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any of his relatives, I decided to contact you for a deal so that we can work together as a team to remit the money to your account as my client next of kin since I do not want to seat and watch my client hard earned entittlement to go astray,it will be easy for us to achieve because you are of the same name and country like him. Although I know that a transaction of this magnitude might make anyone apprehensive but I would like to assure you that I am proposing this project to you with the best of intensions. As a lawyer, I have the power to secure all the necessary legal documents that will be used for this claim. All I require from you is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this transaction will be executed under a Legitimate banking arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. Upon successful conclusion of this project,you will be compen sated with 40% of the total fund,
If you are interested to work with me in this deal then kindly reply strictly with your personal Telephone /fax number for effective communication and oral clarification on how to proceed next.

Sincerely yours,

Mr.Christain Bell
{Legal Adviser}

Posted by David A at 08:49 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 516 Words
September 22, 2008
Man, these people are stupid...

Robert Mueller? fbi.us.gov@usa.com, gimme a break!


From: "Robert S. Mueller, III"
Date: September 22, 2008 12:38:25 PM GMT-06:00
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
Reply-To:

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS, WASHINGTON, D.C.
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
http://www.fbi.gov

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.


ATTN; THE BENEFICIARY

We the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI Honolulu) United States of America have discovered through our intelligent monitoring network that you have a transaction going on as either inheritance payment, Lottery or contract payment in a tone of Millions of United States Dollars which have been approved but have not been settled. This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract / inheritance file after close monitoring and found out why you have not received your payment, both on your part and on the part of your debtors.

Secondly, we have been informed that you are still dealing with the non officials in the bank who are attempting to secure the release of your fund to you. We wish to advise you that this is illegal and you should stop further communication with them forthwith because such an illegal act like this can lead to cancellation of your fund.

we have been having so many complains from people who have been scammed around the world hence, after concluding in a meeting with Members of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), we came to a conclusion that every payment will be made through the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN). We also concluded on the use of ELECTRONIC ATM PAYMENT SYSTEM as the only direct means to pay all beneficiaries.(say no to fraud)

By this method, your funds will be loaded in TWO BATCHES into an ATM card, and sent to you, from this card you can withdraw a maximum of us$20,000. Per day from any ATM machine worldwide, BUT from the financial houses there is no limit. So if you would like to receive your funds in this way please send your following information to the paying bank.

(1)Your Full Name: _____________
(2)Your Complete Address (Physical Address with Zip Code not
P.O.BOX) : _______________________
(3)Name of City of Residence:________________________________
(4)Country:_____________Direct Telephone Number:_____________
(5)Mobile Number:___________________Fax Number:______________
(6)Age:______Sex:______Occupation:___________________________
(7)Working Identity Card/Int'l Passport:___________,

Below are the contact details of the PAYING BANK (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA)
in the Federal Republic Of Nigeria to whom you will send your information
for the processing of the ATM card as soon as possible:

CONTACT PERSON: MR. DAVID WEST
HEAD OF OPERATIONS, ATM CARD PAYMENT SYSTEM
DEBIT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.(CBN)
EMAIL: davidwestkk@live.com

call him on his Mobile Number +234 70 55477568

The DEBIT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION has been mandated to issue out your payments for this fiscal year 2008. Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) who claim that to be established agents using it to defraud innocent people worldwide. This is to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.

WE ARE THE PRIDE OF AMERICA.

God bless you and your family.
God bless United State of America
God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Faithfully Yours,

MR .ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
FOR COROPORATE AFFAIRS
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI Honolulu)
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.


And here's another one:

From the Desk of:
ENGR. JOHN LAMBO
Director-General
Project Implementation, Budget &
Finance, Liquified Natural Gas (LNG).
Tel: 234-1-790-2617
234-805-405-393

ATTN:CEO/PRESIDENT
FUND INVESTMENT ASSISTANCE
It is my great pleasure in writing you this letter on behalf of my Director and his colleagues. We got your particulars through a buiness promotion and real estate journal, hence we seek your assistance. I have decided to seek a confidential investment co-operation with you in the execution of a project described hereunder for the benefit of all parties involved. I hope you will keep it confidential because of the personalities that are involved. I’m Engr. John Lambo, Director-General, Project Implementation, Budget & Finance, Liquified Natural Gas (LNG) who mandated me to contact you for a high profile fund investment.
We awarded a contract to a Foreign Firm for Turn around maintenance and supply of Monax Axial to three (3) refineries here in Nigeria. After the execution and commission of the project, we are left in our possession as over bill payment totaling US$27,350,000.00 (Forty Million Seven Hundred & Fifty Thousand US Dollars Only); which we want to transfer abroad with your assistance and co-operation to transfer the money into your bank account.
The amount represented some percentage of the total value executed on behalf of my Ministry by a foreign contracting firm, which we over-invoiced and increased deliberately.
Though the actual contract cost have been paid to the original contractor, leaving the balance in the tune of (US$40.750m) the said amount, which we have gotten approval to remit to foreign bank account we will provide by filing in an application through my ministry for the transfer of right and privileges of the former contractor to you, since we are civil servant, we are prohibited by the law to operate or own foreign account.
We are seeking your assistance in providing a good bank account into which we can remit this fund by acting as our main partner/trustee or sub-contractor, upon application for claim to reflect the payment and approvals to be secured on your behalf.
I have the authority of my boss and his partners to propose that should you be willing to assist us in the transaction, your share of the sum will be 30% of the total sum.
We propose to you as the trustee/manager of the fund that we intend to invest the fund into real estate and capital market. Upon your response and indication to assist us, we shall discuss the modalities of sharing formula as it concerns your compensation for your expected assistance.
All logistics are in place and all modalities worked out for a smooth conclusion of this transaction within the next few working days of commencement. Contact me on this my confidential Tel: 234-1-790-2617, 234-805-405-3936 as to indicate your willingness in assisting us so that
I can tell you what next to do. I am at your disposal to entertain any question(s) from you with respect to this transaction. So, contact me immediately through my confidential telephone numbers as indicated above for further information on the requirements and procedures for this transaction.
The transaction itself is 100% risk-free provided you treat it with utmost confidentiality.
1.YourTelephone/fax numbers for effective communication,2.Your Direct Email
adress. Treat with utmost urgency and confidentiality.
Yours faithfully,
ENGR. JOHN LAMBO
Director-General (LNG)


Posted by David A at 01:49 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 1101 Words
September 18, 2008
Another 419 Idiot

For some reason these idiots believe that by framing their scam as "Christian," which the idiots can not even spell, that it will make it more believable. It is NOT.


CHRISTAIN GROUPS & ASSOCIATE
130 BANK ANTHONY WAY IKEJA GRA LAGOS


Dear Partner,

Good day, firstly, I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a Certified mail/Post-mail. This is due to the urgency and importance of the information. This project is based on Trust,confidentiality and sincerity of purpose in order to have an acceptable meeting of the minds. I am a fifty two(52)years old established lawyer. My name is Christain Bell,a legal personal attorney to an expatriate and a consultant with an American Oil company,PENNZOIL (Now deceased) He died in the Tsunami disaster on 26th december 2004 while on vacation in Thailand.

Six years ago, My Client successfully executed a contract for the Federal Government of Nigerian {FGN} worth US$18.3 million dollars. A part payment of USD9.million dollars was paid to my client, while the balance of USD9.3 million Dollars was still unpaid before my client died in the Indian Ocean Tsunami disaster. However, all my efforts to locate the possible next of kin proved abortive. Untill his sudden demise, He was not married and was 44years old.

NOW THE CRUX OF THIS E-LETTER is that the new elected Government Of Nigerian is fully paying all foreign contractors who have successfully executed their contracts and my client is among those benefited in this first quarter payment schedule which has already been deposited in his bank. As his personal attorney/Adviser, his bank has officially notified and instructed me to forward particulars of my client's next of kin within the next 14 official working days so that he/she can be paid the outstanding USD9.3 Million dollars otherwise his payment will be diverted to the government coffers account as uncliamed bill.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any of his relatives, I decided to contact you for a deal so that we can work together as a team to remit the money to your account as my client next of kin since I do not want to seat and watch my client hard earned entittlement to go astray,it will be easy for us to achieve because you are of the same name and country like him. Although I know that a transaction of this magnitude might make anyone apprehensive but I would like to assure you that I am proposing this project to you with the best of intensions. As a lawyer, I have the power to secure all the necessary legal documents that will be used for this claim. All I require from you is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this transaction will be executed under a Legitimate banking arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. Upon successful conclusion of this project,you will be compensated with 40% of the total fund,whi le 60% will be for me.

If you are interested to work with me in this deal then kindly reply strictly with your personal Telephone /fax number for effective communication and oral clarification on how to proceed next.

Sincerely yours,

Mr.Christain Bell
{Legal Adviser}


Posted by David A at 10:29 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 539 Words
September 10, 2008
Man, these people are such idiots...

Hey Mugus, The FBI does not use this kind of an email, nor a usa.com email address.


ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS, WASHINGTON, D.C.
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
http://www.fbi.gov

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.


ATTN; THE BENEFICIARY

NOTE: We have received series of reports against you through the FBI monitoring agents in conjunction with the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Federal Republic of Nigeria as well as the Anti Fraud Unit of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

We have noted that you had been strictly guided by the above mentioned security agents on your dealings with some internet imposters/scammers but you failed to abide by the laid down instruction without thinking of the consequences. Note that you have been giving enough time to restrict your dealings with these imposters otherwise you shall be considered dubious and fraudulent and will be treated as such as the law demands.

Finally, our defense strategy has yielded a voluminous result with the assistance of the international police in every country, Economic and financial crimes commission (EFCC) in conjunction with the Anti Fraud Unit of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Be informed that the petition authoritatively writing against you will pave way for legal action against you if you continue with your dealings on the above subject matter. Remember, no one is above the law. This email should serve as a warning to you to comply with this directives with immediate effect otherwise, we shall apprehend you for questioning and subsequently prosecute you according to the criminal law of the International Court of Justice. Bewarned.

Note that you are being monitored in every of your correspondence. Make sure that you respond to this email so that we can advice you accordingly for your immediate payment of US$8.5 Million with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

WARNING: Failure to abide by this laid down instruction within 48 hours, legal proceedings will be taking against you and if found guilty, you will be jailed in connection with the following count charges, Funding of Terrorism, Drug Trafficking and Money Laundering which will be prosecuted in any competent International Court of Justice. Note that the F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any individual who indulge in this criminal act.


Faithfully Your's,

ROBERT MUELLER
DIRECTOR, WASHINGTON DC FBI.
FBI Seal

Posted by David A at 03:49 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 397 Words
August 31, 2008
Lottery And Mugu Scams....

I have been asked if I would periodically post Lotto and Mugu scam emails. So here is one I received today.

LOTERIA NACIONAL

Madrid-Spain

https://www.lotojuegos.com

Ref No: LN/88-5/XXX08.

Batch No: 009/12345SP.

!!!CONGRATULATION YOU ARE A WINNER!!!.

The Board of Directors, members of staff and the International Promotion
Department of the LOTERIA NACIONAL Satellite lottery, Spain, wishes to
congratulate you on your success as the STAR PRIZE WINNER in this year NACIONAL
LOTTO Satellite lottery Spain International Promotion (SLP) .The late notice
was due to mix up email addresses, no tickets were sold, and you were randomly
selected as a winner.

This comes with a prize of One Million, Five Hundred Thousand Euro (Ђ1,500,000)
Euros in the LOTERIA-NACIONAL Satellite Software email lottery in which e-mail
addresses are picked randomly by Software powered by the Internet through the
worldwide website.

Your email address was amongst those chosen this year for the LOTERIA-NACIONAL
Satellite lottery. And this promotion is proudly sponsored by the EUROMILLONES LOTTO
SPAIN organization. The selection process was carried out through random selection
in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a
million email addresses from the World Wide Web. Each email address was attached to
a ticket number and your email address with ticket number: KY/098/HG/7BN was
randomly selected as the star prize winner amongst other consolation prize winners.

Your email address, attached to Ref number: LN/88-5/XXX08 with Serial number:
009/12345SP drew the lucky Numbers 25, and consequently won the lottery in the "A"
Category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of Ђ 1,500,000
Euros.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European Booklet
representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In View of this,
your Ђ 1,500,000 Euros will be released to you by our accredited remittance bank
located in Europe.

To file for your claim, kindly fill the verification form below and send it to the
Claims Manager, Mr. Thomas Gasol of the claims department through email, stating
your receipt of this notification. He has been mandated to offer you assistance and
facilitate the urgent delivery of your prizes.

Claims Manager,

M. Thomas Gasol

Tel: + 34-667-302-512

Email: loteriaclaim@aim.com

VERIFICATION FORM:

1.) FULL NAME:

2.) AGE:

3.) SEX:

4.) ADDRESS:

5.) OCCUPATION:

6.) Ref. Number:

7.) COUNTRY:

8.) PHONE:

9.) FAX NUMBER:

10) Monthly Income:

Thanks for been part of this promotional award programme.We wish you the best of
lucky as you spend your good fortune.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Melissa De Grout

Promotion Manager

Tel: + 34-667-302-512

Email: loteriaclaim@aim.com

https://www.lotojuegos.com

N.B: Keep all lotto information from public to avoid double claims, as any breach of
confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification.

Still hard to believe that people actually believe that crap.
Remember people, if it sounds too good to be true, it IS! And you cant win a lottery that you did not buy a ticket for.

Posted by David A at 02:41 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 490 Words
August 29, 2008
Been a LOOOONG TIME....

Since I shared MUGU Mail. It's not that my dear STOOPID friends from Nigeria have stopped writing me.... It's just that I have been so busy I have not had time to give them the exposure that they deserve. I get at least 10 of these a MONTH, identical, except occassionaly the email or name of the sender will change. By the way, if you get one of these, and respond to these morons, you deserve to lose your money!



CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Tinubu Square, Lagos- Nigeria.
Our ref: Cbn/Ohg/Oxd1/2008
Your ref: ...............................
Telex: Cenbank.
Reference Number CBN/UNRC/XX1/08

Attn: Beneficiary,

UNITED NATIONS DIRECTIVES ON YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FUNDS.

We have decided to bring to your attention, the fact that we feel we have done everything necessary to make sure payments from the debt remittance account are made to the Bonafide Beneficiaries. We earlier informed you of an attempt by some people to collect your payment on your behalf. I had to ask them why they came to see me in person and they said that they came to collect the inheritance/contract funds payment sum of $11 million dollar which rightfully belongs to you as shown in your file with us, on your behalf and by your
authorization.

However, since our last communication to you, we have not heard
anything else from you. Note that they actually tendered some vital documents which proved that you actually sent them to collect these funds. Below is the list of documents which they have presented so far.

1) Letter of administration,( 2) Order to release,( 3) High court injunction

4) Letters of Authorization.

Due to the nature of my job, I cannot afford to make any mistake in releasing the funds to anyone except you who is the recognized true beneficiary to these funds.

Since we have not heard anything from you, I have no choice but to go ahead and order the release of the funds to the men who claim to be your representatives when they come back to my office next week. I have decided to carry out this decision based on your inaction and the fact that these men have threatened to press charges against me, even if it is with the help of corrupt government officials who want to make sure they claim this money belonging to you. And this is a risk I cannot take because I have not heard anything from you.

In lieu to these prevailing Circumstances the Central Bank of Nigeria and
specific Instructions were issued out by the Presidency in conjunction with United Nations Office Ghana Annex, they came to a conclusion that all foreign payment in respect to Contract/Inheritance Claims should be release to the UNITED NATIONS RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE WEST AFRICA ZONE ANNEX OFFICE IN ACCRA.GHANA. For further release and crediting of all beneficiary account.

You are hereby advised to contact the chairman of the committee ALHAJI ALI MOHEMMED NATIONAL CHAIRMAN duly appointed to oversee the immediate Release of your long Over due Funds. The United Nation Step Into this matter and handed over this files to more capable hand in West Africa instead of leaving the bonding only on the Central Bank of Nigeria to handle.

Be advice that all further correspondence in respect to your
Contract/Inheritance Claims be directed to the following office for immediate Processing and final crediting of your designated bank account in your country with your full payment details along with your telephone and fax numbers for easy communication. See the Details Below:

CONTACT DETAILS:

CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE.
ALHAJI ALI MOHEMMED.
UNITED NATIONS RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE
WEST AFRICA ZONE ANNEX OFFICE IN ACCRA.
GHANA
EMAIL: unrclearanceannex1@i12.com


Note that for security reasons you have been assigned a code/password which is {CBN/UNRC/XX1/08}, please note that this code is the reference number for your transfer and it?s being disclosed to you alone, guard this jealously and all your email response should carry this code as the subject.

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Daniel Musa.

Secretary.
To the Governor.
Central bank of Nigeria
Tinubu square, Lagos- Nigeria.
CC: SENATE COMMITTEE ON FINANCE
CC: UNITED NATIONS RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE

Posted by David A at 08:33 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 684 Words
May 05, 2008
Now this is what you call Ironic!
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA Aso Rock villa, Asokoro District, Abuja


CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY

Based on our investigation department, we wish to warn you against some Miscreants, Hoodlums and touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country.

I am Lt General James Morgan (Rtd), National Security Adviser to the new Nigerian President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua. I am delighted to inform you that the contract panel, which just concluded its sitting in Abuja just released your name amongst contractors to benefit from the Diplomatic Immunity Payment. This Panel was primarily delegated to investigate manipulated contract claims, contracts and over-invoiced payment as the effect has eaten deep into the economy of our dear country.

However, we wish to bring to your notice that your contract profile is still reflecting in our central computer as unpaid contractor while auditing was going on. Your contract file was forwarded to my office by the auditors as unclaimed fund, we wish to use this medium to inform you that for the time being Federal Government of Nigeria have stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer due to contractors numerous petitions to United Nations against Nigeria on wrong payment and diversion of contract funds to different accounts.

In this regards, we are going to send your contract part payment of 20Million USD. To you via our accredited shipping company through diplomatic cash delivery down to our door step and I have secured every needed document to cover the money while the diplomat will get it delivered to you right in your doorstep.

Note: The money is coming on two security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine as metallic trunk boxes. Please you don't have to worry for anything, as the transaction is 100% risk free. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me, your full house address and your identity such as, international passport or drivers license and your mobile phone and telephone number, The Diplomatic Agent will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives to your country's airport. I hope you understand me.

As soon as the above-mentioned details are received, your payment will be made to you via diplomatic courier delivery in accordance to World Bank, United Nation and IMF recommendations. A diplomat with international travel immunity will be contracted to deliver the fund at your doorstep.

Kindly get back to me today also with the requested information so that we can proceed on this matter as soon as possible.

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Copy of int'l passport, drivers license, or any valid ID card via e-mail attachment.

Bear in mind that the diplomat does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Materials for security reasons/valuable material of your personal effect. I did not disclose it as money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok. Call me on my direct phone +234-703-100-8675 or email and I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the Diplomatic Immunity Clearance Certificate (D.I.C.C), which will make him pass every custom checkpoint all over the world without any hitches.

Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately because your boxes are scheduled to leave as soon as we hear from you.

Best Regards,
Lt General James Morgan (Rtd).
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
+234-703-100-8675
Reply

These idiot Mugus are just ostentatious, aren't they?>

Posted by David A at 06:58 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 659 Words
Mugus go live...

The mugu idiots are starting to use Skype more and more these days.

This:

princess7847

Idiot, is actually about three people I would guess based on the variances in English skills and smoothness, nevertheless, they are all idiots. So if you get chatted up by someone that seems to be too good to be true, especially one who talks like a freaking moron, then you know you are under Mugu attack!

Posted by David A at 06:26 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 71 Words
March 06, 2008
Todays Stupid Mugu

Another ignorant West African 419 Spammer, trying to get their hands on my money!

My Dear Friend,

Greetings,

This letter might come to you as a surprise as we have not met before, but I believe that you would be compelled to help me after going through the contents of this letter.

My name is Maria Del Carmen Stevens Swedish; my meeting with Mr. David Yendall Stevens in South Africa led us into marriage. My husband Mr. David Stevens who is now late farmer and
exporter of Tobacco in the Republic of Zimbabwe, he was shot dead allegedly by ZANU-PF supporters in Zimbabwe on 25th of April 2000 in the farm. You can confirm this by copying and pasting this link on your internet browser or click on it:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/725643.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/818766.stm

He (Robert Mugabe) did not stop at that; he also went on to expel all White farmers in Zimbabwe. He implored the services of his war veterans to undertake this seizure. The war veterans have been accused (correctly) of being behind the violent occupation of white-owned commercial farms in which an estimated 70,000 farm workers have been displaced. At least, over hundreds white farmers and black settlers have been killed since the farm invasions began in February 2000.We have decided that we must see this problem to the end.

Although we know that we are taking a great risk by staying here in Zimbabwe. At the Moment, our phone lines are bugged, and all our movements are being monitored by Zimbabwean (Robert Mugabe's) secret Police. Therefore email is the safest means of communication for now.

We (White farmers in Zimbabwe) have taken our case to the United Nations and even with the threats of transactions and the subsequent sanctions from the West against the Zimbabwean Authorities, Robert Mugabe (The president of Zimbabwe)still remains adamant. He is insisting that our farm land (some of which we bought with our money and most of which we inherited from our fathers) belongs to the (his) government of Zimbabwe the government of Zimbabwe has asked all white-farmers to give up their farms to black farmers or risk going to prison.

So far, more than 1,400 white owned farms have been invaded and confiscated, as well as claiming the properties of the farmers. Also, about 133 white farmers were arrested for defying the orders to leave their farms under the controversial land reform program of the government,

Since I could not keep the money in Zimbabwe, I used the services of a Diplomatic Courier Company to move this money (registered as official documents) out of Zimbabwe to Malaysia.

At present, my money totaling US$28,750,000. (Twenty eight million, seven hundred and fifty thousand United States Dollars) is in Europe and hopefully, it would be paid into an offshore account. Can you help me? Are you trustworthy? Can you handle this money? Are you capable of handling this money? If you can, please contact me All you need to do is to claim this money from the Courier Company. Please don't not think this is a joke or games. I have the link here read and find out this is true. Also you will see me with my children at the service.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/725643.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/818766.stm

You will be required to contact the Courier Company that moved this money (official documents) out of Zimbabwe and to Europe. All necessary particulars which can facilitate and enable you claim the money on my behalf will be forwarded to you as soon as your consent to proceed is
received.

For your assistance, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum. You are also obliged to help/advise on the proper and most convenient way of investing this money in your country, Hopefully, You will consider this request and respond positively.


Yours Sincerely.

Maria Stevens

Posted by David A at 08:11 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 634 Words
March 05, 2008
New Kind of Scam

I found this comment posted to my Yahoo 360 Page this morning. Looks like the Mugus are now branching out to Blogs and such in an effort to scam. This is ridiculous bullshit.


OFFICE OF THE UNITE AGAINST AIDS PROMO CONCERT!


THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION(CANADIAN ZONING)
IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE UNAIDS,UNICEF
ALDO GROUP INC,ROTARY INTERNATIONAL,COLUMBIA RECORDS MUSIC,EXXON
MOBIL,BMW MOTORS,INTER-SWITCH PROVIDERS
WISHES TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE:

That ,Your on-line profile has been randomly nominated alongside 10
other profiles(from 1,500 other affiliated blogs and web pages)to
enter and contest in the grand finale draw of the "2008 UNITE AGAINST
HIV/AIDS PROMO".The winner in this grand finale competition
automatically grabs home - A YEAR CONTRACT WITH UNAIDS AS A FIGHT AIDS
PROJECT REPRESENTATIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE,A BRAND NEW BMW
CAR AND A CASH FLOW MASTER CARD worth a whooping sum of
$550,000usd(TAX,VAT FREE)!!!!
Your nomination was based on merit with proper consideration of
certain criteria including:use of Decent words in profile,Most recent log
ins, Decent profile photos etc.
To be able to participate in the grand finale draw
you are to reconfirm the following information with us:
*Name in full:
*Contact address(Country and zip code inclusive):
*Phone number:
Present Job Status:(Employed,Unemployed,Self employed)
*Job Title:
*Age:
*Sex :
*HIV Status:
via an email to;uniteagainstaidspromo22@gmail.com or call:(+)12483273012 NOW.
Your profile id is UNAIDS87,Always state this code in all your
correspondence; for identification purposes.
This promotions is arranged and supervised by the CANADIAN
GOVERNMENT and supported by the UNAIDS and other recognized philanthropic
organizations in order to stir up awareness on AIDS and mitigate the
wide spread of this disease.
Please be warned that this is not a lottery or sweepstakes program and
the principal actors wishes to notify you that this promotional
programme is open to public scrutiny.
Don't click reply to this message as such correspondences would not
be treated,send an email to the given email address or contact via phone.

Wishing you best of lucks in the contest.Thanks

WEB

Posted by David A at 07:35 AM | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | 329 Words
March 04, 2008
Very dangerous Mugu Scam

I recieved an email from this Mugu yesterday. I replied asking who they were and what they wanted, as their first email was very cryptic. This was the response, along with photos meant to appeal to a lonely man.

miss johnson 1.JPG

Pretty girl huh? Well dont get all hot under the collar, this email is more than likely from some 20 year old west African MAN, and certainly not the girl in the picture.

Hello Dear Uncle David, Thanks for your response to my letter send to you, i really appreciate, how are you and how is life over there in your country? I hope that you are in atmosphere of peace and love? I am very happy to read your mail today,but please do not be surprised or get offended for receiving this message from me, It just that I have been obliged to lay a mere trust on you due to my situation here in the refugee camp. I strongly believe in my heart that you must be honest and sincere person for me to disclose my life secrets so that you will render your full help and assistance towards me. Let me first of all introduce my self to you, and I will require the best of your honesty after you knowing about me and who I am, because I will really like us to have a good relationship in-spite of anything because I have this feeling that i can trust you, and you will not betray me..........I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here in the refugee camp and after reading your mail today I whole-heatedly decided to let you know more about me, Who knows? Maybe you will be my savior, from this conditions that I have found myself. My name is Danielle Johnson, am 21yrs old from Liberia my country of origin , I am the only daughter of Late Dr. Ferdiand Johnson. The Manager and Chief Executive of (De Blessed Alofa Industries Ltd) in Monrovia, the capital city of my country, some years ago before My fathers death he was a rich business man in my country, in anything pertaining gold and diamonds and exportation of timber, but he was killed by the rebels and the greedy fellows in my country during the war, on his way down to the villag, My father took another wife after the death of my mother i was told because i was still a baby when she died of stroke and heart realated disease said the doctors,i was left alone to the hand of my step mother. Therefore I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I am receiving from my step mother and her relatives, they are disperate and wicked over my father wealth they planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father and mother, she is so mean and wicked, Meanwhile I wanted to escape from Africa to any where in the world but she hides away my international passport and other traveling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father’s Files which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee’s camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the Private charity organization for the Refugee here in Republic of Senegal. I wish to contact you personally for a long term relationship that may lead us to somewhere better if we work well on it. Here is the telephone number in the office the of refugees camp, (+ 221 76 1311 342), please anytime you called just tell them that you want to speak with me Miss Danielle Johnson, i stays in hostel C3 women block,please indicate the hostel number so that they will know the hostel i am satying they will come and send for me at the women hostels to come and answer your call. In this refugee camp we have about 3 different hostels, we have one for men, for women and for little children’s, all are victims of wars and other circumstances from all over Africa, honestly Life here in the refugee camp is very boring and uncomfortable but I prays to move out from here as soon as you help me, I have prayed over and over before deciding to disclose all about me to you because I do not know you very well, but my conditions here has made me to speak out, i wouldn't like to die in silence, that is why am contacting you regardsless race or culture before, i know it sound strange i believe the spirit of God that dwell in you will give you more understanding of my situation. Dear This is where i will like you to consider very well your willingness, your love for humanity and for God's sake, i know you are not helping me because you doing it for the money involve, but for the spirit of love and understanding, i have to tell you this for you to know,...My late father may his soul rest in peace, he deposited the sum of amounts $3.8m (Three Million eight Hundred Thousand US Dollars) in a Bank in Europe with my name as the next of kin,i have been in contact with the bank for some time now, due to my situtation and my status as a refugee, they have let me know that they cannot transact with me , so they bring an option that if i can present to them any of my relative, my trustee or partner either man or woman who is legitmate in business or academics........i want to be careful here now however I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer of the money to your bank accounts on my behalf as my trustee or partner because i do not have relative, because I want you to help me in an investment with the money and I will like to complete my studies in your country, because I was in 1st year in the university in my country before i run for my life. After the transfer you will arrange for my trip joining you over there for us to share these feelings face to face. Frankly speaking, I prefer disclosing my secrets to a stranger because he/she will not have mind to cheat me or betray me, and I know that you people in the advanced world have full knowledge, understanding and also has God fearing, not to be compared with people here, I am very careful about my life that is why I cannot be able to let anybody here know about my fathers wealth or to assist me, because they might kill me or find a way to betray me, that is why I am placing my sincere trust on you by disclosing everything with all my hearts, because I believe in my hearts that you will keep this confidential for my safety reasons here, i sincerely want to let you know that we will invest the money together, or if you don't intend staying with me then It will be my pleasure to compensate you with 15% of the total money for your efforts and kindness, then the rest balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you, please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential reasons. As soon as I received your positive response showing your interest to help me, I will put things into action immediately. I will give and also introduce you to the bank and give you their contacts in London so that you will contact them immediately for them to transfer the money to your bank accounts on my behalf, please this is a legitimate money and the bank is also aware that I am the next of kin to the accounts because I have send to them the documents which I collected from my fathers file, the deposit certificate and the will of my father which bears my name as the next of kin and they have also confirmed it and advise me that I should look for someone to help me facilitate these transfer, since I am still in the refugee camp. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this relationship and transaction sincerely, because I am too young to handle it and also considering my status here as a refugee. I'm waiting for your urgent and positive reply, please do keep this informations only to your self because is all about my life, my future and my everything. I am on my kneels in the name of God, do not disclose this secrets to anybody till I come over to your country, after the money has been transferred successfully to your bank accounts on my behalf. Meanwhile I want you to call me like I said because I have a lots tell you. I have attached my picture for you ok. Have a blessed day. Love from Miss Danielle Johnson

These are the kind of scam emails that I hate the most, outside of the religious ones, becuase they appeal to lonely people, who think they have found the double jackpot of love and money. Well guys, if you got here via Google, just know that this person is a scma artist, who's only interest is to get your money.

Posted by David A at 09:56 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 1593 Words
March 03, 2008
Microsoft is NOT in the Lottery Business

Use your head... Microsoft is NOT in the Lottery Business, if they were, you can believe it would be related to some product. Also know that if they were running a lottery, the contact address would not be an AOL address. Do not be victimized by these people...


Important Information, Your Email I.D has Won.

Microsoft inconjunction with staatsloterij ( www.lotto.nl ) International has just concluded its final draws of it's February 2008 periodical promotional program An exclusive list of email addresses of thousands of individual and corporate bodies were picked by automated random computer search from the internet with:Ticket Number(HL024069),serial number 5772-54 and lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44, Reference number for your prize is: LSLUK/2031/8161/07. BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.

Your email address emerged as a winner of Sum of 1,000,000.00 Euros (One Million euro) held in Venlo , as email addresses were soughted all over the globe. After an automated computer ballot of our InternationalPromotions Program.

To immediately initiate the processing of your prize claim, please contact the under-mentioned at our claims department;

Dr.Karl Peterson , Mrs.Rachel Klein Huis
NETPOINT CLAIM MANAGEMENT SERVICES.
(Claims undewriter, Claims assessor,Claims adjustor,claim negotiator)
TEL/ 0031-62-6479-855 . FAX:0031 -847-516-031.
Email:netpointagentsbv@aim.com

Yours Sincerely,


Mrs. Kate Ghoi
www.lotto.nl & World Lottery Organization.


Posted by David A at 09:55 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 203 Words
March 01, 2008
This idiot just does not give up!
FROM: MR.Patrick K. W. Chan (Executive Director & Chief financial Officer) Hang Seng Bank Limited 83 Des Voeux Road, Central Hong Kong SAR

FOR YOUR ATTENTION

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship.

I am Mr. Patrick K. W. Chan Executive Director & Chief financial Officer of Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business suggestion for you. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country. It involves the transfer of a large sum of money. Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.

Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us

I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below (
pchanwk@yahoo.com.hk ) and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this operation.

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me because I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing gained.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Mr. Patrick Chan

Eh... Pat.... Buddy, ya might want to stop sending me these... I am sure this is putting a cramp in your thievery!

Posted by David A at 11:39 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 273 Words
Toyota is not in the Lottery Business
TOYOTA AUTOMOBILE COMPANY. 22 Garden Close, Stamford, Lincs, PE9 2YP, London, United Kingdom. ATTENTION: REF: YM35447XN, I am Mr Benny Kent the fuduciary officer assigned to your claims.I wish to congratulate you on your victory, you are a lucky person to have won this lottery. Your email address was chosen this quarter from our new java-based software promotion that randomly selects email addresses from the web from which winners were selected, thus making you the winner of the sum of £300,000.00GBP(Three Hundred Great British Pounds Starlings) and a Brand New Toyota Car. TOYOTA CAMRY 07 Specification: Engine 3.5-liter DOHC 24-valve Dual VVT-i V6 268 hp @ 6200 rpm 248 lb.-ft. @ 4700 rpm Ignition Electronic, with Toyota Direct Ignition Transmission 5-speed electronically controlled automatic overdrive transmission with intelligence (ECT-i) and sequential shift To claim your Prize of a TOYOTA CAMRY 07 model and £300, 000.00 GBP, please contact the Promo team with the following informations: 1. FULL NAME: 2. AGE: 3. SEX: 4. ADDRESS: 5. ZIP/POSTAL CODE: 6. STATE/PROVINCE: 7. COUNTRY: 8. PHONE: 9. OCCUPATION/POSITION: 10. METHOD OF COLLECTION OF CHEQUE: You are to choose an option among the listed below 1. By Courier Delivery which is usually faster 2. By Bank Transfer which you will have to provide us with your bank details.

You are advised to forward these information’s as soon as possible to enable us attend to your file. Please note that your winning has been deposited safely in the bank and your information will be needed before we can release your winnings. After you have sent down this information, a certificate will be prepared for you this is to be your proof of winning from this office to the payment center before they release your funds. You are advised to keep your winning numbers to yourself to avoid unscrupulous elements from taking advantage of the situation.

Once again, Congratulations.

Mr. Benny Kent
Tel: +447045729468
FOR TOYOTA PROMOTIONS.

So igore thes idiots, if you live in the U.K. please forward this information to your local constable.

Posted by David A at 11:35 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 339 Words
February 27, 2008
This is one of the MOST Stupid Mugus I have encountered...

This guy has sent me like 20 emails this week. He even discovered that ISOU exposes 419 spammers, and the idiot continues to send them to me. So let me do him a favor and give him some exposure!



Direct and private cell number +447024075280
Direct and private Telephone + 448714749902
Direct and private fax number + 448701310683
Dear Friend,

I am Mr. T. Smith , deputy senior regional manager at a
Commercial and Finance Bank in Yorkshire. I have urgent and very
confidential business
proposition for you. On June 6, 2000, Mr. Barry Kelly made a numbered time
(Fixed) Deposit for forty-eight months, (being four years) valued at
US$40,000,000.00,
(forty Million, Dollars) in my branch.

Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address
but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we
discovered from his employers, that Mr. Barry Kelly died from tsunami on his
holidays in Thailand 26 December 2004. On further investigation, I found out
that he died without making a WILL and all attempts to trace his next of kin
was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that
Mr. Barry
Kelly did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents,
including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of
US$40,000,000 has carefully been moved out of my bank to a security
company for
Safekeeping .No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to
British Law, at
the expiration of (three) years, the money will revert to the ownership of
the British Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the
owner of the money I deposited it in a security company in two trunk boxes
though the security company does not know the contents of the boxes as I
tagged them to be photographic materials for export. I am writing you because
I as a public servant (Manager with the bank), I cannot operate a foreign
account or have an account that is more than $1m.
I want to present you as the owner of the boxes in the security company
so you can be able to claim them with the help of my attorney. This is
simple. I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so
that the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents which will put you in
place as the as the owner of the boxes.

The money will be moved out for us to share in the ratio of 70% for me
and 30% for you. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this
transaction will be done by the Attorney and this will guarantees the
successful execution of this transaction.
If you are interested, please reply immediately via my email address
upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant
documents that will help you understand the transaction.
Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall
require your assistance to invest my share in (Buying of properties like
houses, hotels and doing charity works etc)
Please do send me your private/mobile telephone fax number so that we
can have a smooth communication.
Awaiting your urgent reply ONLY via my email( ttss7520062006@mixmail.com )

Thanks and regards.

TONY SMITH

Posted by David A at 07:55 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 571 Words
February 21, 2008
Fake Coca Cola Lottery
COCACOLA ONLINE PROMOTIONS!!!

THE COCA COLA COMPANY Hong Kong/China office is giving Away a cash bonus of ($500,000.00) five hundred thousand dollars only.The Company is trying e-mail-to-e-mail advertising to introduce its products.

The reward you received for advertising for them is a cash prize of ($500,000.00) five hundred thousand dollars only.

Note: payment to be made only by ATM card.

To receive your cash/ATM card all you need to do is send us your

1. Full name
2. Address / contact number/which card should be sent
3. Country of origin
4. Occupation

5.Telephone Number
6.Email.

Please bear with us since it is a new payment policy to eradicate fraud.Within one week you will receive your card through swift card payment center www.swiftcard.com

A draw has just been concluded in Hong Kong last weekend (we contacted you via your email address).You must send your contact information to alexanderguzman_cocacola@yahoo.cn

Regards,
Alexander de Guzman
Promotion Manager
Hong Kong

+852 66308872


No Virginia, there is NO Coca Cola Lottery, and if there were, you would find your ticket on a can or bottle. Don't be deceived people.

BMW Does not either...


Attn: Winner,You won the sum of £750,000.00 GBP and a Bmw 5 series Car from our monthly Promotion,you are hereby advice to get back to us, to claimed your prize.Contact Mr.Thomas HooperExecutive Secretary/Claims agent Email: bmwclaimsdept04@hotmail.com(fill the below)
1.full name:
2.Home Address:
3.Age:
4.Sex:
5.Occupation:
7.Phone Number:
8.Nationality
9.Country Of Residence.

Eng.Engrl Lloyd Bradford
Online Co-coordinator

Posted by David A at 11:47 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 242 Words
February 19, 2008
If you get one of these...
Dear Beneficiary,

I wish to notify you that you are being listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of
Fifteen million USD in the estate of a deceased, you can therefore be presented as
the beneficiary to the inheritance since there is no written will. I am happy to
set-up all modalities,and provide you further details on your response and
acceptance.

In your acceptance of this deal, kindly forward your current telephone and fax
numbers and a forwarding address to enable the filling and updating of the necessary
documents for the high court probate here in the Netherlands; division for the
release of this sum of money.

Please reply to adjeharris@yahoo.co.uk

Regards,
Adv.Adje Harris
Contact Email:adjeharris@yahoo.co.uk

Delete it...
You know that no one owes you money.
This is a SCAM. You will be robbed. You have been warned.

Posted by David A at 02:20 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 139 Words
February 18, 2008
Lottery Scam

I have recieved this EXACT same email in 5 unrelated accounts today, which indicates that this one has a massive distribution. If you get one of these, DELETE it, it is NOT legitimate.


Euro Millions Lottery.
Hoge Wei 28, 2011 Zaventem,
Belgium

Euro Millions are Affiliate of Belgium National (BNL).

Sir/Madam,

CONGRATULATIONS: YOU WON 1,000,000.00 EUROS.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of Euro Millions, which was held on the
14th, February 2008. Your e-mail address attached to e-ticket number:
05-32-44-45-50 (01-08), with Prize Number (match 3): 106000009 drew a prize of
1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros). This lucky draw came first in the 2nd Category of
the Sweepstake.
You will receive the sum of 1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros) from our authorized
bank. Because of some mix-up with sweepstake prizes, including the time limited
placed on the payment of your prize: 1,000,000.00 Euros, we advice that you keep all
information about this prize confidential until your funds: 1,000,000.00 Euros have
been transferred to you by our bank. You must adhere to this instruction, strictly,
to avoid any delay with the release of your funds to your person.
This program has been abused severally in past, so we are doing our best to
forestall further occurrence of false claims. This sweepstake was conducted under
the watchful eyes of 8,000 spectators. Your e-mail address attached to e-ticket
number 05-32-44-45-50 (01-08), was selected and; it came out first by an e-ballot
draw from over 250,000 e-mail addresses (personal and corporate e-mail addresses).
This program is sponsored by CFI to compensate faithful internet suffers around the
globe. Congratulations for becoming one of the few lucky winners.
With your permission, your e-mail will also be included in the next sweepstake of
5Million Euros. You must claim y our prize: 1,000,000.00 Euros not later than 7
days from the moment you receive this e-mail. In order to avoid unnecessary delays
with your claim from the bank; please contact them immediately, and quote your
winning and personal information now, and in all your correspondence with the bank.

Here is the contact information:

Bank: Laagste Heypotheekofferte Bank. N.L.
Attention: Dirk Garvin.
Karspeldreef 6A, 110 1 CJ, Amsterdam, Netherlands.
E-mail: laagsthekbank@aim.com
Telephone: +31 616 859 048
Fax : (+3184) 735-9610.

Furnish them with the following:
(i). your name(s),
(ii) Your telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Your contact address
(iv) Your winning information (including amount won).
Congratulations. Yours Faithfully
Vjertis Von Adrian (Ms.) CPA.
Coordinator: Euro Millions.

Posted by David A at 12:40 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 409 Words
February 16, 2008
Oh yeah...
WINNING NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to announce the result of the Honda Automobile Award
Sweepstakes Program held on 15th of February 2008 your email address
subsequently won the jackpot.You have therefore been approved to claim a
total sum of 350,000.00GBP along side with a Brand New Honda CR-V Car.
Contact our authorized claims agent (Barrister Williams Morgan)with the
following information.
1. Full Names:
2. Age:
3. Telephone Number:
4. Contact Address:
5. Next of Kin:
6. Comments about our Promotion:
7.Occupation:
Barrister Williams Morgan
HONDA AWARD CLAIMS AGENT
Email: williamsmgan@hotmail.com
Phone contact: +447011149480

And Honda is not in the Lottery business...

Posted by David A at 12:17 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 101 Words
I am still blown away....
Warm Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for
your international certified bank draft of $900,000 USD
(Nine Hundred Thousand United States Dollars),
but I did not hear from you since that time. Then
I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out of the country for
a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till end of
March, 2008. What you have to do now is to contact
the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE DELIVERY as soon as
possible to know when they will deliver your package
to you because of the expiring date. For your information,
I have paid for the Delivering Charges, Insurance Premium
and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing
that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist
attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE is to deliver your Draft direct to your postal
Address in your country is $185.00 USD (One Hundred
and Eighty Five United States Dollars) only being Security
Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't
be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except
$185.00 USD. I would have paid that but they opposed
because they do not know when you will contact them and
in case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this information
below;

Contact Person: Mr. Nicholas L. Taylor
Email Address: courierscompany@diplomats.com

Endeavour to furnish them with these details below so you
could be easily attended to:

1.YOUR FULL NAME......................................
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS........................................
3 YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER...............................
4.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE....................................

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you
receive this mail with the above details to avoid any further
delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee
of $185.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.

You should also let me know through email as soon as you
receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,
Dr. Cedric Morgan.

That there are people greedy and stupid enough to fall for such ignorant crap.

Posted by David A at 12:16 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 357 Words
February 15, 2008
There is NO Chinese Olympic Lottery
CHINESE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE LOTTERY DRAW

2008 BEIJING OLYMPIC GAMES
CHINESE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE LOTTERY DRAW
REF #:-EU/2457/2008/008

This
is to inform you that your Email ID has won US$1.5Million in the
second dip of our computer
ballot email lottery with the said winning
number giving below;
REF # :-EU/2457/2008/008
LUCKY DRAW NUMBER:-
COC/000023675
SERIAL NUMBER:-290/200000000786

To claim your winning,
you should contact the OFFICIAL and APPROVED paying bank here in
Holland-Netherlands urgently:-

THE PROCESSING OFFICER,
POSTBANK NL
HOLLAND-NETHERLANDS.
E-MAIL:-lottclaimpostbnk@aim.com
WEB-PAGE:-www.
postbank.nl
You are also advice to furnish them with the following
information:-

Your Names:-
Telephone / Fax-
Your Nationality{Your
country of Origin}-
Your occupation:
Your winning Numbers:

Congratulations once again from management and staff of this company,
and thanking you for being a lucky winner of our promotions program.

Congratulations
Yours Sincerely.
Li C. Lee
BLUELAKES LOTTERY
PROMOTIONS


Posted by David A at 10:33 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 137 Words
February 05, 2008
Despite the fact that there is no mention of Millions... This is a Mugu
23 Ramat Park, Ikpoba Ogha Local Government, Edo State, Nigeria.

Dear friend in Christ, Calvary Greetings in Jesus
name. It is a great blessing writing you from
Nigeria. I hope all is well with you this moment
and pray that this letter meet you well in Christ.
By His grace I am a Christian and I gave my life
to Christ 6 years ago. I am married with two
children. I am now working as a part time clerk
in an office where I earn just little to keep going
for now. Please help me pray for a permanemt
job. There is computer email in the office where
I serve so I am able to reach you. I am a
member of Life and Light Bible Church which is
a small but living church with about 20
members. I serve in the outreach arm of the
church and we go out for evangelism winning
souls. Not every one can go to house to house
evangelism because many are busy so they find
time to do their personal evangelism in their
place of work and on their way home. There is
great joy in reaching out to the unsaved. A lot
of time my heart tells me that I have not done
much for Christ but in evangelism I know that I
am doing much. In our house to house
evangelism lat year we converted a very nice
couple Mr. & Mrs. Aduno Seye and although they
do not fellowship in my church I go to see them
every week to pray and comfort them. They
fellowship in a near by church to their house
because they cannot trek the distance to my
church. They are almost 80 years old and they
are very committed to Christ. They have been in
need of bibles because they cannot buy. I want
to appeal to you on their behalf to please send
two bibles for them. The bibles with giant print
of words will be the good one because of their
sight. If you can get the ones with the super
print it will be better for them. Please help
them. I need a strongs exhuastive bible
concerdance for my use. This book has a lot of
help in bible study and research. Please help
me for one. I cannot afford it. Thank you for
this wonderful help and may the Lord bless you
as you help. Please send the bibles through my
residential address above and please send the
bibles by insured postage for safe delivery.
Keep me as the apple of the eye, hide me
under the shadow of thy wings, Psalm 17:8

I can look up to you oh dearest Father in
heaven, and know that I am dear unto thee as
the apple of your eye. All the saints of God are
dear to God at all times, but the persecuted
saints, they are the apple of God's eye. If at
any time they are dear to God, then especially
when they are most persecuted. As the eye of
the believer is ever toward the Lord and as the
eye of the believer searches the words of life to
find comfort and deliverence, so does the eye
of God looks in tender care over our every
need. The eye of God find sweet fellowship in
those who watch intently towards Him and trust
in His loving care.

In Christ,
Ebierierie Uponaviusi

It is very easy for people to get free bibles, this is a scam, do not answer these idiots.

And this is another one. However it is designed to scam greedy people. You know damned well that you have no money outstanding from the Nigerians, so if you get ripped off, you deserve it.

INDEPENDENT CORRUPT PRACTICES COMMISSION(ICPC) HEADQUARTER: LAGOS HOUSE, IKEJA GOVERNMENT QUARTERS. MOTTO: NO MAN IS ABOVE THE LAW. YOU AND THE LAW

Re: Intercepted Transfer By National Drug Law
Enforcement/Anti-Terrorist Commission.


Dear Sir/Madam,

It was reported by the American Embassy to our
Minister for Foreign Affairs in the united state of
America on Friday been the 24th of DECEMBER 2007 over
your impending funds($10,500,000.00) which was
intercepted by the National Drug Law Enforcement/Anti-
Terrorist Commission. We have investigated your
transaction through the apex bank of Nigeria(CBN),
Wenoticed that you made several attempt to transfer
your funds but to no avail. Our investigation
continued to the judiciary upper house(National House
of Assembly),The Senate monitoring team gave an
unsatisfactory report to your transaction, hence the
chairman is presently under investigation for
conspiracy and with an intension to divert your funds.

We have in our powers as the only and approved office
by the Federal Government of Nigeria taken absolute
possession of your funds which has been deposited with
H.S.B.C BANK PLC LONDON. In consonance with the law
guiding this organization, It might interest you to
know that Prof Charles Soludo and others shall be
interrogated and if found guilty, they shall have no
option than to pay whatever you have spent in the
past.

Below is your information with us but we still advise
that you re-confirm this again as we shall not be held
responsible for any misdirection of your transfer.

Bank name:USBank
1015 Industry Road
Lexington,Kentucky 40505
A/C Name:
A/C# 189706657
Routing# 034577123
Swift Transfer# usbkus44imt

In other to avert any form of difficulties or problem
with your trans action,you will be paid via our
orresponding bank in London. This is baseon our
bilateral relationship with the United Kingdom(UK).
You might be a foreigner in the United State and for
this reason no American Bank would accept an
individual transfer to such an amount of money. It
might also interest you to know that since the
September 11th attack by terrorist in America, they
have beefed up their security even to banks and the
flow of cash is totally checkmated. The homeland
security agent even in the airport despite your
position as a diplomat, You must be searched. The same
situation is applicable here in Nigeria and even in
the United Kingdom.For this reason, your funds will be
only and safely released to you through an
organization which is registered by the government of
this country.

Our interaction with the National Drug Law
Enforcement/Anti- Terrorist Commission was real but
due to the fact that the homeland securities even in
the banks are n ot convinced and your transfer was
halt.Finally, we have your funds in our custody and it
is safe but will be transferred via our corresponding
bank.

You are advised to reply this mail immediately Should you fail to respond as advised
then we shall have no option than to confiscate this funds in agreement with the law
governing this organization. We promise
to give you our professional service that will ensure your
quick receive of your funds within 7days.

Yours Faithfully,

Dr. Ugo B. Emeson.
Head:ICPC

Posted by David A at 09:40 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 1143 Words
February 01, 2008
A little bit more sophisticated...

This scammer actually went to the trouble of establishing a website. Its tacky and amateur, but its up and running...

Dear Sir/Madam

How are you, your family work and other things, i assume you are doing great.

Well, my name is Mr.Dough Osmond Stewart.
I am the MD/CEO of OSMOND SL INCOPORATION, here in London.

I just return back from Canada where i went on a business bidding with
an oil company, and i need to have my company associated with an
international professional, i therefore seek to contact you on a
mutual related partnership that could last forever.

I will be so pleased to personally meet with you so that i can
officially present you with my company's proposals for pertnership
with you to be member of my executive committee and i will as well so
so pleased to be associated with your personality in my bidding with
the Canadian oil firm.

I look forward for your immediate response for a quick action and to
schedule an appointment on how to meet or if there is a better way i
can forward the hard copies of my proposals to you.

Thanks in Advance.

Mr. Dough Osmond Stewart.
MD/CEO OSMONDS SL INCOPORATION.
LONDON.

Website:www.osmondslinc.com
Email:doughstewart@osmondslinc.com

Posted by David A at 09:36 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 205 Words
January 25, 2008
Give me a BREAK!

Again I ask, who is more stupid, the people who write these idiotic scam mails... (Well at least they are making money), or the MORONS who actually allow these people to steal from them.

FROM: MR.JESLIE CHUI Bank of China (Hong Kong) SUNCHINE CITY BRANCH, Shop 16, Block C&D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan New Territories, Hong Kong. (Email:) jesliechui@hotmail.com


Good Day,

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you.

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Jeslie Chui, Senior Treasury Manager of Bank of China (Hong Kong), Sunshine City Branch, Shop 16, Blocks C & D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan, New Territories, Hong Kong. I have an obscured Business suggestion for you.

In October, 2002, my late client Ghazi Musa Hassan, an Iraqi Crude oil merchant made a numbered fixed deposit of Ten million Eight Hundred Thousand United State Dollars (US$10,800,000.00) only in my branch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war (U.S and Iraqi war), Five years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Ghazi Musa Hassan, and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit his home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was:
http://www.iraqmemorialwall.org/iraqicasualties.html

After further investigation it was also discovered that Ghazi Musa Hassan did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit and he also confided in me the last time he was in my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Ten million Eighth Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration six {6} years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Ghazi Musa Hassan so that you will be able to receive his funds.

MODALITIES:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Ghazi Musa Hassan, all that is required from you is to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the movement of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. We are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents in your favor.

There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. There is no risk involved at all in this matter, I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is for you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for you but this can be subjected to further negotiations. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. Please observe this instruction religiously.

Should you be interested please send me your,

1, Full Names,
2, Private Phone Number,
3, Current Residential Address,

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below: and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this operation. Your earliest response to this letter through my private email address: jesliechui@hotmail.com will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Jeslie Chui.

Thje idiot sent me like four versions of the same email, to different email addresses.

FROM: MR.JESLIE CHUI Bank of China (Hong Kong) SUNCHINE CITY BRANCH, Shop 16, Block C&D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan New Territories, Hong Kong. (Email:) chuijeslie@live.com


Good Day,

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because
you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual
interest to share with you. Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr.
Jeslie Chui, Senior Treasury Manager of Bank of China (Hong Kong), Sunshine
City Branch, Shop 16, Blocks C & D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan, New
Territories, Hong Kong. I have an obscured Business suggestion for you.

In October, 2002, my late client Ghazi Musa Hassan, an Iraqi Crude oil
merchant made a numbered fixed deposit of Ten million Eight Hundred Thousand
United State Dollars (US$10,800,000.00) only in my branch. Upon maturity
several notice was sent to him, even during the war (U.S and Iraqi war),
Five years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and
still no response came from him. We later found out that Ghazi Musa Hassan,
and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit his
home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was:
http://www.iraqmemorialwall.org/iraqicasualties.html

After further investigation it was also discovered that Ghazi Musa Hassan
did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper
work of his bank deposit and he also confided in me the last time he was in
my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Ten
million Eighth Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my
bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is
that according to the laws of my country at the expiration six {6} years the
funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody
applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is
that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Ghazi
Musa Hassan so that you will be able to receive his funds.

MODALITIES:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall
come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary
document that will back you up as the next of kin to Ghazi Musa Hassan, all
that is required from you is to provide me with your Full Names and Address
so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next
of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure
the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the movement
of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. We are going to
adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary
documents in your favor.

There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking.
There is no risk involved at all in this matter, I have evaluated the risks
and the only risk I have here is for you refusing to work with me and
alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good
fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of
relevance in my life. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all
matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your
nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for
you but this can be subjected to further negotiations. I send you this mail
not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within
me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never
come easy or on a platter of gold. Please observe this instruction
religiously.

Should you be interested please send me your,

1, Full Names,
2, Private Phone Number,
3, Current Residential Address,

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below and
finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this
operation. Your earliest response to this letter through my private email
address: jesliechui@hotmail.com will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Jeslie Chui.

Posted by David A at 10:11 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 1515 Words
January 24, 2008
I doubt that it is the same Monkey...

But I have been recieving 419 emails with this name for years... It is clear how stupid these people are, this has got to be one of the most "googled," name in 419 scam history, and yet the monkeys can not resist using it....


Urgent Assistance

Dear Sir/Madam

After going through your profile I decided to contact you for friendship and
assistace and distribution of my inherentance
I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any Pains so I decided to
contact you through this medium. I got your Contact through a personal search via
the internet. As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I
Believe everyone will die someday.

My name is Jennifer Wilson I am a dying woman who have decided to donate What I have
to you/ church/charity Organizations. I am 54 years old and I was diagnosed with
esophageal Cancer for about 7 Years ago, immediately after the death of my husband
who lived all his Life in America, who has left me everything he worked for.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared For anyone.
Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only
focus on my self as that was the only thing I Cared for. But now I regret all this
as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the
money in the world. I Believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this
world I would Live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know
My time is near I have been touched by God to donate from what I have Inherited from
my late husband for the good work of God, rather than Allow my relatives to use my
husband hard earned funds ungodly.

So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, London
and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self
any more. I once asked members of my family to Close one of my accounts and donate
the money, which I have there to Charity organization in Bulgaria; they refused and
kept the money to Themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended With what I
have left for them. The last of my money which is the huge Cash deposit that I have
with Financial Firm Abroad .I will want you to Help me collect this deposit and
dispatched it to charity organizations And let them know that it is me Jennifer
Wilson that is making this Generous donation.

I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed where I wait for my
time to come. I pray that God uses you to support and assist Me with good heart
Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to Forgive me
and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be Going in for an
operation in less than few days. I decided to WILL/donate the money to you for the
good work of the lord, And also to help the motherless and less privilege and also
for the Assistance of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27).

I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit This money
and my husband relatives are not inclined to helping poor Persons and I do not want
my husband's hard earned money to be misused Or spent in the manner in which my late
husband did not specify. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now
due to the Fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I wish you All
the best and May the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use The funds well
and always extend the good work to others.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until The task is
accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize My last wish. And Also I
will be contacting with you by email as I don't Want my relation or anybody to know
because they are always around me.

Regards,
Jennifer Wilson Mrs.
Please contact me through the email address below
jeniferwilson23@aim.com

Posted by David A at 09:52 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 748 Words
January 21, 2008
Repeat after me...
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today of winners of the MICROSOFT WORD E-MAIL MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY PROGRAMS held on 21st JANUARY 2008. Your company or your personal e-mail address is attached to winning number 21-1JANUARY-2007-02 MSW, with serial number S/N-00179 drew the lucky numbers 887-13-865-37-10-83, and consequently won in the first lottery category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of GBP 1,000,000.00POUNDS credited to file REF NO: MSW-L/200-334841 This is from total prize money of GBP 7,000,000.00 POUNDS, shared among the SEVEN (7) international winners in this category. Your assigned claims officer contact email is:

Mr.Joe Harrison
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Head Winning Claims Dept
E-mail Address: microsoftwordagent_joeharrison@yahoo.dk

Microsoft does not sponsor a lottery, and if they did, dont you think they would use a Microsoft email address to respond?

Posted by David A at 10:38 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 138 Words
January 17, 2008
Lattest idiotic lottery scams

Please do not ask me if these are real! Please do not ask me how you can get YOUR Money. These are all scams.

Dear E-mail Bearer, You have won the sum of £500,000 GBP in the Yahoo/Msn Online Sweepstake Promo head on this 2008 new year. Your Winning Number is YM09788. To further the claims of your prize, you are advise to contact your claims department with the below informations.

Send Your
Full Names:
Address:
Sex:
Age:
Occupation:
Tel / Mobile / Fax #
Nationality:
Country Of Residence:

Contact Person: Mr. Alexander Hart
E-mail: windowslive.eventmanager@live.com

Congratulations once again.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Gloria Bent
Online Coordinator

British Online Co-ordinators Ref: UK/776090X2/23 Batch: 013/06/8394369

FINAL NOTIFICATION

We happily announce to you the Draw (06/1096) of the UK NATIONAL
LOTTERY,online UK National Lottery program held on Draw
1214 10th January,2008.Your e-mail address attached to Ticket
Number:8603775966738 wit Serialnumber 5368/02drew the
Winning Numbers:06,10,11,19,22,46(bonusno.40)

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of
£1,500,000(OneMillion Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling
payout in Us dollars;2,776,646.55 in cash credited to
fileXYL/26510460037/06.

To file for your claim please contact our fiduciary agent Sir David
Rex.with details below:
Name:Sir David Rex
Phone Number: + 44 703 193 0612,009 44 703 193 0612
E-mail : uknlenquiry.consultancedepartment_sirdavidrex@hotmail.co.uk
FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY:
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:
DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH:
PHONE/FAX NUMBERS:
NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN:
SEX:
OCCUPATION:
MARITAL STATUS:
NATIONALITY:
TICKET NUMBER AND SERIAL NUMBER:
AMOUNT WON:
You can come down in person to collect your funds here in the UK.
1,Have our affiliate courier company send the cheque to YOU.
2,Congratulations once again from all our staff for being a part ofour
Promotions program.
Mr. SANFORD GOTSDINER
The society lotteries are managed by Sisson Marketing International
Limited,certified by the Gambling Commission ELM
Certification180/3/2.©Uk National Lottery 2007.

Dear Eligible Winner,

As authorized payment agents, we are required by law to disburse the first round award of $4,687.63 (Four Thousand, Six Hundred Eighty-Seven Dollars and Sixty-Three Cents) to the correct recipient, but we must verify that you have the winning first round claim number before we can send this money to you. To submit your claim for verification, click here. Your provisional Claim Code # 13750228 in conjunction with your email address is yours and yours alone, and has not been issued to any other person. You must act before the deadline date stated above or your claim will be void and these funds will definitely be distributed to some other claimant.

You will also be given the FREE opportunity to win more than $11,000,000.00 within the next 24 hours.

There is no cost to submit your claim, and no further obligation on your part.

Sincerely,

Michael J. Armstead
Disbursement Officer

MasterCard/Microsoft INTERNATIONAL MEGA JACKPOT Bradford City Centre Branch 7 hustlergate bradford, West Yorkshire MICROSOFT OFFICE, UNITED KINGDOM DIRECTOR; MR. ASHLEY STEVE.JR

Attn:Winner
Winning No:M/card/456/2008
Ticket No:Mcard/647/2008
AMOUNT WON: 500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds).
This email address has brought you an unexpected luck,Your e-mail address was selected and confirmed by our co-sponsor Microsoft International, through their latest internet software. You are therefore been approved by MasterCard Int. /Microsoft UK the sum of 500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds).

CO NTACT CLAIMS ADMINISTRATOR.
Name:Mr Rivera Maquel
Email: mltc_gnt2008@yahoo.co.uk
Phone: # : +44 704 570 2006
Fax: # +44(0)701 114 0141
MasterCard / Microsoft Promotion Department
Do email the above Claims Administrator, at once with all the claims requirements below. To avoid unnecessary delay. They are needed to proceed.

Claims Requirements:
1. Full Name:.....................................
2. Address:.......................................
3. Nationality:...................................
4. Age:.......... Date of Birth:.................
5. Occupation:........................Sex...................
6. Phone:................Fax:.....................
7. State of Origin:...........Country:............

PROCEEDURES / RIGHTS AND PRECAUTIONS.
Choose from payment options and Contact the Claims Administrator via email with all your claims requirements well filled @ mltc_gnt2008@yahoo.co.uk
(i).Electronic Bank Transfer.
(ii).Delivery of Certified Check of 500,000.00 by a registered Courier Company.

Secretary,
Mrs.Mercy Hunt
MasterCard / Microsoft Mega Jackpot.
Copyright 2008 Microsoft Inc. All rights reserved

Posted by David A at 02:40 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 657 Words
January 14, 2008
Repeat After Me...

Microsoft IS NOT in the Lottery Business

HAPPY NEW YEAR we have provided you a great new that will change your life.Microsoft chairman.Mr Bill Gate,has decided to help all e mail users this year.

This promotion was held in madrid spain.Your e mail address came a
lucky winner of the sum of 170,000.00 euro.With a ticket numbers:
01,05,22,45,88,batch numbers: 15558 and reference number: ES/NP/CC/08.

Contact your appointed agent.Mr.Julian Alonso on the
contact informations below.For your claim to be proccess you are
advised to take to avery instruction of your agent.Mr.Julian Alonso.Contact him with the follow:

Batch numbers:
Reference numbers:
Ticket numbers:
Your full name:
Address:
Country:
Tel/Fax numbers:
Winning email address.
Alternative email address(Optional):

FINANCE DEPARTMENT

Mr.Julian Alonso.
Mrs.Raquel Moreno
Tel/Fax: +34-656-276-595
E mail: publicfinanceag@aol.com & publicfinanceag@ozu.es

Any one below the age of 18 is authomatically disqualified.


Wishing you happy new year
Coordinator
Laurita Eduardo Miguel(MS)

Posted by David A at 01:04 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 146 Words
January 10, 2008
How do...

These idiots continue to get away with this stupidity. Obviously their are people stupid and greedy enough to fall for this scam.


Dear Friend,
I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund
transferred to a Swiss Account with the co-operation of a new partner
from
England who is an international business man. Presently I'm in england
for
investment projects with my own share of the total sum.
Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me
in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how that is
why I decided to compensate you for the effort invested before now an i
would like you to know that the ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN
STATES has your backing and will be directing you on what to do to get
your funds.

Now contact my secretary, his contacts are:

Name: Mr Dale Micheal
Email: mrdalemicheal@gmail.com

Ask him to send you the total sum of $4,000,000.00 (Four Million United
StateDollars) which I kept for your compensation for all the past
efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your
efforts at that time so well. So feel free and get in touched with my
secretary
Mr. Dale Micheal and instruct him where to send the Money to you.
Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share
the
joy after all the stress in getting the fail fund.At the moment, I am
very busy here because of the investment projects which I and the new
partner are having at hand.

Finally, remember that I had forwarded instructions to my secretary on
your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with
Mr. Dale Micheal and he will send the amount to you without any delay.
Get Back to my secretary with your filled out informations for the
processing of your fund:

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER:
AGE:
STATUS:
OCCUPATION:
COUNTRY:

Regards,
Dr. Terry Edmond.

You also have to wonder why these thieves and scumbags like to use Christianity so much in their schemes....


GREETINGS MY BELOVED IN CHRIST.
I AM MRS STELLA COLLINS FROM SIERRA LEON, A WIDOW TO TOM COLLINS I AM 54 YEARS OLD, I AM NOW A NEW CHRISTAN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST, FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON'T LIVE MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE.
MY LATE HUSBAND WAS AN AMBASSADOR OF SIERRA LEON IN COTE D'IVOIRE.HE DIED LAST FIVE YEARS IN A CIVIL WAR IN COTE D'IVOIRE,AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD'T PRODUCE ANY CHILD.MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH. THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DIVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA ASIA,AND EUROPE.
I SELECTED YOU AFTER READ YOUR PROFILE AND I PRAYED OVER IT. I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $5,000.000U.USD(FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THE FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY BANK IN ABIDJAN COTE D'IVORIE. ONCE I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL FORWARD TO YOU ALL THE FORMATIONS YOU WILL USE TO GET THIS FUND RELEASED FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY AND TO BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT. I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE SURE FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY UPON VANITY.
MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY.

YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST
STELLA COLLINS

And another Mugu Banker


DEAR FRIEND,

I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE. I AM THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER IN BANK OF AFRICA (BOA), OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I HOPED THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO REPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR FAMILIES.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF (USD$25) MILLION TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 10 TO 14 BANKING DAYS. THIS MONEY HAS BEEN DORMANT FOR YEARS IN OUR BANK WITHOUT CLAIM. I WANT THE BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEAREST PERSON TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER (THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT) DIED ALONG WITH HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN IN AN AIR CRASH SINCE JULY, 2000.
I DON'T WANT THE MONEY TO GO INTO OUR BANK TREASURER ACCOUNT AS AN ABANDONED FUND. SO THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CONTACTED YOU SO THAT THE BANK CAN RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER. PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL AS A TOP SECRET AND DELETE IT IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.
UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL GIVE YOU FULL DETAILS ON HOW THE BUSINESS WILL BE EXECUTED AND ALSO NOTE THAT YOU WILL HAVE 30% OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED SUM IF YOU AGREE TO HANDLE THIS BUSINESS WITH ME? AND 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT WARRANT ON THE PROCESS BEFORE THE FUND GET INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SUCH AS TELEPHONE CALLS BILLS (ETC).

BEST REGARD.
MR YUSUF MUSA.


Posted by David A at 11:50 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 935 Words
January 09, 2008
Either

The idiots who do these fake lottery scams are getting lazier, or they just dont have to work that hard to steal some people's money...

Uk national lottery head office, P.o. box 1764, Victoria sw1v 4dp, London,England. Dear winner, We are pleased to inform you of the result of the uk Lottery Winners,the International programs held on, sat 5th Jan, 2008. Your E-mail Address was attached to a ticket number 56475600545188 with serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers. Your email has won a total Cash Prize. You have therefore been Approved to claim a total sum of £1,000,000GB Ps(one million great british Pounds ) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03 and a consolation prize of Dell pentium 4 laptop, T-shirt and face cap. To file your claims please contact our fiduciary claims officer, Contact:Mr. Dave Harris Email:harris_fiduciaryclaimsagent07@yahoo.co.uk Telephone: +447- 045- 754- 011 DETAILS OF BENEFICIARY VERIFICATIONS FORM Full Name:............................ Full Address:......................... Nationality:.......................... Occupation:........................... Age:.................................. Sex:.................................. Reference numbers:.................... Ticket number:........................ Phone number(land/mobile):............ Regards Miss Rose Wood Co-ordinator European Prize Award.
Posted by David A at 10:21 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 170 Words
Another Dirtbag 419 Scammer

"BECAUSE BAD PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD HAS MADE US NOT TO TRUST THE GOOD ONCE AGAIN. BEFORE ANY THING I WILL WANT YOU TO PUT ALL TRUST IN GOD ALMIGHTY,WITH HIS HOLY AND MERCIFUL NAME ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE."

Yea, BAD PEOPLE LIKE YOU, Dirtbag....


DEAREST ONE,
I AM WRITTING YOU THIS EMAIL ONLY TO SEEK FOR YOUR ASISTANCE IN GOOD FAITH.AFTER READING MY MAIL,I WILL WANT YOU TO BEAR WITH MY REQUEST AND BE OF GOOD ASISTANCE TO ME,BECAUSE BAD PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD HAS MADE US NOT TO TRUST THE GOOD ONCE AGAIN. BEFORE ANY THING I WILL WANT YOU TO PUT ALL TRUST IN GOD ALMIGHTY,WITH HIS HOLY AND MERCIFUL NAME ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.
I AM GEMBA YAO, AN IVORIENNE (IVORY COAST)NATIONALITY.THE ONLY SON OF LATE MR.ALLEN YAO,MY FATHER WAS A VERY RICH COCOA MERCHANT, BASED IN ABIDJAN; THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTINGS TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL .
MY MOTHER DIED ON OCTOBER 24,2002, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL SINCE I AM MOTHERLESS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON MARCH 26,2003 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL WHERE HE WAS ADMITTED, HE CALLED ME SECRETLY TO HIS BED SIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE KEPT A SUM $7. 500.000 (SEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS)COMPILE IN A METALLIC BOX AND DEPOSITED WITH ONE OF THE SECURITY CONPANY IN ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE.HE ADVICED ME TO RUN OUT OF THE COUNTRY IMMEDIATELY. MY LATE FATHER ALSO SAID THAT THE SECURITY COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW THE CONTENT OF THE BOX.
HE DECLEARED IT AS FAMILY TREASURES AND USED MY NAME (GEMBA YAO)AS HIS ONLY SON FOR THE NEXT OF KIN.HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS MONEY HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS PARTNER AND THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRYOF MY CHOICE WHERE I WOULD TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR AN INVESTMENT PURPOSE, SUCH AS : REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT OR STOCK MARKET INVESTMENT.

I AM HONOURABLY SOLICITING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE AS FOLLOWS :
1) TO HELP ME CLAIM THE BOX FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY.
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THESE FUND, SINCE I AM A BOY OF 21 YEARS OLD.
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY TO CONTINUE MY EDUCATIONAL CAREER AND TO PROCURE ME A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

I AM INCLINED TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS A MODE OF COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORTS AFTER THE CLAIM OF THESE FUND TO YOUR COUNTRY.
PLEASE,I WILL BE VERY HAPPY IF THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE CONCLUDED WITH IN SEVEN (7) WORKING DAYS FROM NOW.
I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER WHICH WILL ENABLE ME TO GIVE YOU A CALL AND WE TALK IN DETAILS ON HOW YOU CAN CLAIM THE BOX ON MY BEHALF.

I AM POSITIVE THAT THIS WILL NOT TAKE TOO MUCH OF YOUR TIME AS SUCH I URGE YOU TO LOOK AT THIS DUTY AS A CALL FOR THE SERVICE FROM GOD, ALSO A CALL FOR HELPING ME OUT OF THIS MY PRESENT TRIAL,A CALL TO PUT A SMILE ON THE FACES OF PEOPLE IN DISTRESS.

THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
MY BEST REGARDS,
GEMBA YAO

Posted by David A at 10:14 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 555 Words
January 07, 2008
Sound Familiar?
DONATION FOR THE LORD From: Mrs. Monica Tema

PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.I am the above name person from Sierra-Leone. I am married to Dr Ebenezer Tema who worked with Sierra Leonian Embassy in South Africa for nine years before he died in the year 2001. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians and we lived happilly. Since his death, I decided not to re-marry.
When my late husband was alive he secured $15Million (Fifteen Million U.S. Dollars) with financial institution here in Cote D'Ivoire. Presently, this money is still with the financial institution. Recently, my Doctor told me that from all the test conducted on my health, I am not going to last long, expecially, due to my cancer and stroke. But what disturbs me most now is stroke.
Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to churches or Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct. I want a church or individual that will use this money to fund churches, Orphanages and Widows. Also, the propagation of the work of God, building and maintaining the house of God through this money, is very important.
The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians. I don?t want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers, for their own selfish interest and in an ungodly manner. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.
I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me sometimes. I don't want them to know about this development, but I know that With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Financial institution in Ivory coast. I will also give you all information regarding the deposit of this money. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original- beneficiary of this fund. I want you and your church to always pray for me because God work in misterious ways. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Who ever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you soon.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Monica Tema

It should... These idiots are too stupid to come up with an original scam.

Posted by David A at 10:47 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 542 Words
January 06, 2008
Fascinating...

Despite the fact that I have exposed this clown TWICE already on the blog, he persist..... Now has anyone ever heard of Federal Express having a package for someone, asking security for the package, and then not knowing the name of the person who is supposed to recieve the package. If Federal Express, Microsoft, Legitimate Lotteries, etc would use their financial resources to track these people down, these type of idiotic scams would not last for much longer...


FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, WEST AFRICA
EDO STATE,NIGERIA

Dear David Scott Anderson,

In respect to your email, I have been awaiting for you to contact me for the delivery of your check of $800,000,00. You can as well come down to this branch to pick up your package or even send someone to pick it up on your behalf. More so, the phone number works perfectly and I will advise you cross the number again as it is below this mail.

I want you to know that your packages of Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars has been with us for the pass few weeks now and we are waiting for your confirmation of message so that we can deliver the bank draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars to you, Mr.Leonard Jefferson has paid for the delivering of this Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque for the delivery of the packages to you.

The only money you will send to us is for Security Keeping Fee of the Draft and the packages will be delivered to your postal Address in your country is ($250.00 US) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $250.00US Dollars. Mr.Leonard Jefferson wanted to pay for the Security Keeping Fee we said no because we don't know when you will contact us and in case of demurrage.

We want you to forward to us your full contact information's :

First Name:
Last Name:
Contact Address:
Mobile Number:
Tel Number:
Fax Number:


We await your urgent information so that we can proceed with the deliver of your package to you,
Have a wonderful time. Please E-mail me anytime you need any assistance.

We await your mail.
Regards


Mr. Mark j. Blunt
Dispatch Director.

Posted by David A at 01:00 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 385 Words
January 05, 2008
Special Warning to the Jobless

This is one of the worst kinds of scammers. They prey on people who are desperate and looking for a job. I never sent these clowns any "request," and in fact they do not exist, except to steal your money. As soon as you respond to this they will either start the process of stealing your identity, or steal money from you in the form of fees.


Scottish Textiles Company.
Dear Candidate,
We have a job offer available for you in response to your Initial
request in the Job search directory.We are a very small International trading
company with our corporate headquarters based in Scotland.We deal on raw
materials and finished personal care products including live long
products.

Due to our competent records we have been recieving orders from
NORTHERN AMERICA,AUSTRALIA,and EUROPE which we have not been able to process
competently since we do not have a payment recieving personel in these
Areas as
it is difficult to have payments sent from foreign countries
processed within a short time.We have decided to recruit payment
officers online hence we will be needing a representative to process our
payments in these areas - due to delays in processing payments from
these areas.

REMEMBER: THE MORE PAYMENTS YOU PROCESS- AT A FASTER THE RATE THE
HIGHER YOU STAND TO EARN DAILY.
For Example
you've got 3000.00USD. ! You take your income: 300.00 USD Which is the
10% pay rate. Send to us: 2700.00 USD. First month you will have 15-20
transactions on 3000.00-4000.00 USD or more. So you may calculate your income.
For example 18 transactions on 3500.00 USD gives you 4410.00 USD.


What we ask:Two free hours daily not including weekends, Internet
access for sending and receiving e-mails,available means of cashing
payments at
your bank using your existing bank account.

IMPORTANT:
You must be over 21 years of age.U.S,UK,CANADIAN OR AUSTRALIAN
CITIZENSHIP.If you meet these conditions please reply us by contacting
the payment officer to receive a Representative Contract agreement do give
us your personal informations as stated below,

1.Full Names
2.Full Contact Address
3.Phone/fax Numbers
4.Age
5.Occupation
6.Company Name

Send Your Details To;
Mr. Malanga Amos.
Payment Officer,Scottish Textiles.
Email;info.textilesscottish@yahoo.es

Mr. Manlanga Amos, Will send you more details and the companies contact
telephone numbers as soon as you contact him,Do get back with the above
informations for quick delivery of payments

Wellcome to our Team!!!
Mrs Mary Allan.
Public Realations Officer
Scottish Textiles Company.


Posted by David A at 04:18 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 403 Words
You have to give it to this scumbag...
Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your

Confirmable Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars,

but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and

deposited the Draft with FedEx COURIER SERVICE, West Africa,

I travelled out of the country for a 2 Months Course and I

will not come back till end of Janaury. What you have to do

now is to contact the FedEx COURIER SERVICE as soon as

possible to know when they will deliver your package to you

because of the expiring date. For your information, I have

paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and

Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not

a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your

Country.

The only money you will send to the FedEx COURIER SERVICE to

deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country

is ($250.00 USD) only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier

Company so far.

Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except

$250.00US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because

they don't know when you will contact them and in case of

demurrage.You have to contact the FedEx COURIER SERVICE now for the

delivery of your Draft with this information bellow;

Contact Person: Mr. mark J. Blunt

Email Address:fedexdeliveingcompany288@yahoo.com.hk

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address() and

Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the

Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable

you track your package over there and know when it will get to

your address. Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as

you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to

pay them their Security Keeping fee of $250.00 US Dollars for their

immediate action. You should also let me know through email as soon

as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. mark J. Blunt

He does not give up. This is about the eighth one of these I have received this week.

Posted by David A at 04:15 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 358 Words
January 03, 2008
And by the way....

Ex Dictator's wives are not giving away money either. This is another dumb assed West African Scammer sending these idiotic diatribes by the thousands from some internet cafe... Repeat after me... "I will not let some IDIOT steal my money, becuase I am greedy dumbshit...I will not respond to claims that I have won a lottery in a country I cant even find on the map, and that I have never bought a ticket from... There is no Santa Clause, and there is NO FREE LUNCH...."


Dear Friend,

With all sincerity and humility it is with deep pains i write you this message of wishful assistance to my predicament. I am Mrs Jewel Taylor the estranged wife to the former president of Liberia who was asked by unanimous decision by the international community to step down from the corridors of power.

I write you this mail under duress and as a result of my recent decision to better the lives of i and my children. I have made a decision which i know might not be good in the sight of man but the present situation has led me to this decision to better the lives of my children. Currently now i have decided to make do with the sum of $15.5m (Fifteen Million Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars)belonging to my husband in which i am a enefiaciary to, i have decided to relocate with your assistance to your private account the said sum.

My decision was reached when i could not conceive the thought that after the United States Government has promised to let my husband go free based on the condition that he should step down Mr.Collin Powell stated in a press briefing that he would be indicted by the court in Netherlands to face charges on war crimes, this is what led to my decision as God Knows that i was never in support of his involvement in the indecent maltreating of innocent people in Politics. This decision is hard for me to make but i just have to make it for the sake of my children's future.Currently the said sum was lodged in a safety deposit box in a financial Institution which i will disclose to you as a matter of commitment to me and this plea for assistance. I currently have the deposit certificate and can draw up a change of beneficiary mandate to effect you as the beneficiary to the funds. I am a trained economist by profession and it is in this line that i will want you to take note that your s ervices for assisting me will be compensated to the best of my ability.

I have this to look forward to so i would like you to keep this project close to your heart just as myself pending when we reach the conclusive end of this project. I will want you as a matter of confidentiality to respond through this mail and also include your telephone number as well so that i can give you a call if the need arises as we are currently on political asylum now in west africa. Once get your confirmation that you can be of assistance i will bring you into a clearer picture of the situation at hand.

Reply me true this email ID jewel_taylor5@yahoo.com.

View this site to see a picture of me:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2963086.stm
I look forward to your response with great hope of
assistance from your good self.

I remain Yours Truly,
Mrs Jewel Taylor.

Posted by David A at 06:08 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 585 Words
Fake Lottery Season

Just remember people, you can not win a lottery that you did not enter....


CONFIRM YOUR WINNING

This email is to notify you that your Email
Address attached to a Ticket Number(106012)
has won an Award Sum of
1,000,000.00 Euros)
(One Million euro)In an Email Sweepstakes
program
held on the 3th of january 2008.
Please contact the claim officer
through the below given contact information.

FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER.
MR. RENE HUSON.
STAATS LOTERIJ CLAIMS DEPARTMENT.
TEL: +31-619-823-
414.FAX: +31-847-299-403.
FAX: +31-847-407-453.

Email:
infoclaimstaats@aol.co.uk

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Kate Ghoi,
Public Relation Officer.
www.staatsloterij.


DE POSTCODE LOTERIJ NL NEW YEAR BONANZA!!! RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "B" DRAWS. Ticket Number: NL/BC336791/HY07. In view of the yearly sweepstake international award promotions of the above named organization held recently we are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address attached to the above ticket Number:NL/BC336791/HY07,Winning Prize Number: 2941XG and Lucky number 5256JA, came up in the first dip. This invariably means that you have emerged as the prize winner of the sum of €1,500,000.00 Euros {One Million, Five Hundred Thousand Euros} in the second category. Be informed that all participants were selected from a random computing ballot system. This charitable sweepstake is sponsored by postcdeloterij.nl and government parastatals.It is in your best interest and to avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind that we request you Keep the entire details of your winning strictly from public notice until the process of transferring your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claims and unscrupulous acts by participants/ non participants of this program. To claim your winning, you should contact the OFFICIAL and APPROVED paying bank here in Holland-Netherlands urgently:- Dr.Patrick Van Wood. PostBank BL www.postbank.nl Email:-claimsverifications@live.com You are also advice to furnish them with the following Information:- (1) Your Names:- (2)Telephone / Fax- (3)Your Nationality {Your country of Origin}- (4)E-Ticket number- (5)Prize Number- Congratulations once again from management and staff of this company, and thanking you for being a lucky winner of our promotions program. Sincerely, Mr. Boudewijn Poelmann. . DE POSTCODE LOTERIJ PROMOTION.


And apparently this idiot did not figure out yesterday that they would not be able to con me,.

-- SAVE A SOUL (ASA) From: Mrs. MaryAnn Galpin,

Life
itself is a misery and nobody can tell what can be of it. Those that can
tell what can be of it are those who cannot tell us because they are far
from us (dead). If you would want to hear my story. I am the above named
person but now undergoing medical treatment for Cancer now. I am married to
Dr. David Galpin who worked with United Kingdom embassy in Vietnam for nine
years before he died in the year 2006.

Well I will only try to let
you know who Dr. David Galpin is by stating his philosophy of life. \\\"Life
is worth living only if lived to the service of mankind\\\" and \\\"You make
a living by what you earn, but you make life as by what you give? This will
give you an insight of the spirit behind what I believe and what I will live
for because he is my mentor.

To continue with my story, we were
married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that
lasted for only four days. Before his death we have made something of and
from life. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or adopt a child, this
is basically my own decision to honor him for the love we shared and the
life we lived for. My late husband deposited the sum of $5.6Million Five
Million six hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) with one Security/Finance Company
in Europe before his death. Presently, this money is still with the
Security/Finance Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last
for the next three months due to cancer problem.

Though what disturbs
me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this
fund to a church, better still a Christian Individual that will utilize this
money the way I am going to instruct herein. First you must emblem and live
with my husband\\\'s philosophy, as stated above. If you can\\\'t remember
please I refer you to read through from the introduction of this letter
because this most important aspect that you must uphold.

Secondly I
want an organization or an individual that is God fearing who can invest the
money and continuously use the money to fund orphanages, widows, the less
privilege, the disabled and all those afflicted with strange illness or
diseases.

Thirdly this money should not be used in an ungodly manner,
or any form of Evil or selfishness for that will warrant evil to that
person\\\'s life and family from generations to generations. For you cannot
use the hard earned money of my husband and I for evil or ungodly purposes.
If these conditions are met I am not afraid of death for I know where I am
going to and my heart will rest in peace. I don\\\'t need any telephone
communication in this regard because of my health, for as soon as I receive
your reply I will refer you to the contact of the security/Finance Company
in Europe and my doctor who shall arrange you the letter of claim from the
UK High Court of Justice. This will be done if I see from your response that
you satisfy the above conditions stated.

As I have stated my Doctor
will issue you a letter of authority that will empowers you as the original
beneficiary of these funds (Consignment). I choose this means to locate you
because I am sure I will be lead by a good Spirit to the kind of person that
will be honest. Delay in your reply will not be of benefit to me due to my
health condition and this will propel me to search for someone
else.

In the light of the above, your positive responses would be
appreciated through my email (maryangl@live.com) Please assure me that you
will act accordingly as I stated herein. Wait to hear from
you.

Regards.
Mrs. MaryAnn Galpin


------------------------------------------------------

**This mail was sent by SaigonNet WebMail 1.0

Posted by David A at 05:52 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 1048 Words
January 02, 2008
Dirtbag Alert

The following type of scam happens year round, but they are more successful this time of year when people are vulnerable to religious themed pleas... This person is a scumbag and a thief, do not bother responding to this, or if your local police department has a cyber crimes unit, report it to them... This is a typical 419 scam.


SAVE -A -SOUL (ASA)
From: Mrs. MaryAnn Galpin,

Life itself is a misery and nobody can tell what can be of it. Those that can tell what can be of it are those who cannot tell us because they are far from us (dead). If you would want to hear my story. I am the above named person but now undergoing medical treatment for Cancer now. I am married to Dr. David Galpin who worked with United Kingdom embassy in Vietnam for nine years before he died in the year 2006.

Well I will only try to let you know who Dr. David Galpin is by stating his philosophy of life. \\\\\\\"Life is worth living only if lived to the service of mankind\\\\\\\" and \\\\\\\"You make a living by what you earn, but you make life as by what you give? This will give you an insight of the spirit behind what I believe and what I will live for because he is my mentor.

To continue with my story, we were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we have made something of and from life. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or adopt a child, this is basically my own decision to honor him for the love we shared and the life we lived for. My late husband deposited the sum of $5.6Million Five Million six hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) with one Security/Finance Company in Europe before his death. Presently, this money is still with the Security/Finance Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem.

Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church, better still a Christian Individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. First you must emblem and live with my husband\\\\\\\'s philosophy, as stated above. If you can\\\\\\\'t remember please I refer you to read through from the introduction of this letter because this most important aspect that you must uphold.

Secondly I want an organization or an individual that is God fearing who can invest the money and continuously use the money to fund orphanages, widows, the less privilege, the disabled and all those afflicted with strange illness or diseases.

Thirdly this money should not be used in an ungodly manner, or any form of Evil or selfishness for that will warrant evil to that person\\\\\\\'s life and family from generations to generations. For you cannot use the hard earned money of my husband and I for evil or ungodly purposes. If these conditions are met I am not afraid of death for I know where I am going to and my heart will rest in peace. I don\\\\\\\'t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, for as soon as I receive your reply I will refer you to the contact of the security/Finance Company in Europe and my doctor who shall arrange you the letter of claim from the UK High Court of Justice. This will be done if I see from your response that you satisfy the above conditions stated.

As I have stated my Doctor will issue you a letter of authority that will empowers you as the original beneficiary of these funds (Consignment). I choose this means to locate you because I am sure I will be lead by a good Spirit to the kind of person that will be honest. Delay in your reply will not be of benefit to me due to my health condition and this will propel me to search for someone else.

In the light of the above, your positive responses would be appreciated through my email (maryangl@live.com) Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Wait to hear from you.

Regards.
Mrs. MaryAnn Galpin

Posted by David A at 07:44 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 727 Words
December 30, 2007
A little originality PLEEZE!
Dear Beloved.

As you read this,don't feel sorry for me,because it is the destiny of everyman
to die someday.I am Jawad Mutaa a naturalised Briton by birth and a business
merchant based in the United Kingdom. I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal
cancer.

It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,and right now I have only
about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I regret that
I have not particularly lived my life so well,as I never really cared for
anyone (not even myself),but my trade. Though I am very well to do, I was
never open handed; I was always hostile to people and regarded them like
they never had hopes of becoming as successful as myself. Now
I know that there is a lot more to life than just prosperity.

I believe that when I am given a second chance to come to this world,I would
live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that death is
eminent, I have willed and given most of my belonging to immediate and extended
family members, as well as a few close friends. I want Allah to be merciful
to me and accept my soul. Hence I have decided to support charity work;
this is what i want to be remembered for. So far, I have been able to reach
out to a few charity organizations in the
Singapore, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so
badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.

I once asked members of my family to aid me in giving of alms to those organizations
catering for the less privileged in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused
and kept the resources to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore,
as they seem not to be contempt with what I have left for
them.

The last of my belonging which no one knows of, is the huge deposit of Eight
million US dollars that I have in a safe keeping company abroad, which I
will want you to secure and bestow to charity organizations.

Please endeavour to reply me via email (jawadmutaa@gawab.com)For your time
and devotion, I have set aside a tenth of this for you.


God be with you.

Jawad Mutaa

Eh DIRT BAG, I dont feel sorry for you.... Except I do fee a little sorry for anyone so stupid as to believe this lame, bullshit email that has been in circulation for years.

Posted by David A at 07:24 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 410 Words
December 29, 2007
Remember...

You can not win a lottery that you did not enter, or be awarded money by people who do not know you...

Foundation's Officer, Fondazion Di Vittorio, ITALY. http://www.fondazionedivittorio.it NOTIFICATION FOR CASH AID AWARD ATTN:Beneficiary Congratulations The Foundazion Di Vittorio Italy would like to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients a cash Grant/Donation of $500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand US DOLLARS) to 40 lucky recipients, as charity donations/aid from the Vittorio Foundation. For further details on how to claim your winnings, kindly send your Names, phone#, Country it to the Executive email contact below. Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (N-222-6747,E-900-56) in all discussions. (Executive Secretary)- Mr Ricardo Giovanni Email: mr_ricardo_giovanni@yahoo.it
Posted by David A at 10:48 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 123 Words
December 28, 2007
Amazing....
Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me

for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States

Dollars, but I did not hear from you since that

time.

Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX

COURIER SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out

of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will

not come back till end of march.

What you have to do now is to contact the

FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible

to know when they will deliver your package to

you because of the expiring date. For your

information, I have paid for the delivering

Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance

Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is

not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist

attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX

COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Draft direct to

your postal Address in your country is ($165.00

US) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of

the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be

deceived by anybody to pay any other money

except $165.00US Dollars. I would have paid

that but they said no because

they don't know when you will contact them

and in case of demurrage.You have to contact

the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery

of your Draft with this information bellow;

Contact Person: Mr. Smith Roland

Email Address: fedex.courier_plc101@live.com

Telephone:+(234)8067324973

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your

Postal address() and Direct telephone number

to them again to avoid any mistake on the

Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking

number to enable you track your package over

there and know when it will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as

soon as you receive this mail to avoid any

further delay and remember to pay them their

Security Keeping fee of $165.00 US Dollars for

their immediate action.

You should also let me know through email as

soon as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs. Mary Edeh


Are there really people dumb enough to believe that Fedex uses Hotmail???


I guess when live.com email didnt work, they decided to try Yahoo.. Same idiot, with a different name...

Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your

Confirmable Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars,

but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and

deposited the Draft with FedEx COURIER SERVICE, West Africa,

I travelled out of the country for a 2 Months Course and I

will not come back till end of Janaury. What you have to do

now is to contact the FedEx COURIER SERVICE as soon as

possible to know when they will deliver your package to you

because of the expiring date. For your information, I have

paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and

Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not

a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your

Country.

The only money you will send to the FedEx COURIER SERVICE to

deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country

is ($180.00 USD) only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier

Company so far.

Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except

$180.00US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because

they don't know when you will contact them and in case of

demurrage.You have to contact the FedEx COURIER SERVICE now for the

delivery of your Draft with this information bellow;

Contact Person: Mr. mark J. Blunt

Email Address:fedexdeliveingcompany288@yahoo.com.hk

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address() and

Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the

Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable

you track your package over there and know when it will get to

your address. Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as

you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to

pay them their Security Keeping fee of $180.00 US Dollars for their

immediate action. You should also let me know through email as soon

as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs. Tina Jernet


Posted by David A at 07:41 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 710 Words
You have to wonder

Who are the people that are stupid enough to believe these people...

My Dear Beloved in Christ, Please kindly permit me to inform you of my desire to establish business relationship with you. I am Miss Elizabeth Juban the only daughter of William Juban. My father was a very wealthy cocoa and coffee Merchant based in Sierra Leone the economic capital of Freetown.

My mother died when I was just 3 years of age, while my father was killed by rebels in 2006. But before the 2006 incident that lead to the
sudden deah of my father, he took me so special because am motherless and lonely.
My father then told me of the fund us$16,105,000 (sixteen million one hundred and five thousand united states dollars) he deposited with a security company out side my country for safe keeping, which he will be using for foreign investment.

But his sudden and untimely death never allow him to execute things as planned, and the fund have been in the security company uptil date. Now, I am soliciting
for an Assistance to help me move the fund us$16,105,000 (sixteen million one hundred and five thousand united states dollars) to your country for investment and then for me to also continue my studies there in your country.
I know we have not met before, but I am contact you with the believe that you are the right person to assist me without doing anything to hurt or cheat me. I got your address during a search for a good foreigner that will assist me in this urgent issue, and I am convinced that you are the person that
will assist me in this issue with doing anything to hurt me. I have so many other addresses I got during my searching for a good foreigner which I took for
prayers, and after the prayer God revealed to me that you are the right person.

The fund is presently in a security company in Ghana since on the 12- 2- 2005. My father cancealed the fund in 2 trunk boxes and deposited it with the security company without declaring the real content of the boxes, He declared the content of the boxes as photographic equipments for security and safety reason
.

As I am a girl of 20 years and have not handle such amount on money before, that is why I want you to assist me as my foreign beneficary to claim the fund.Then after, I will continue my education in your country while you invest the fund in a good business over there in your country.
The fund will be under your investment control for three Years during which only
the profit will be shared annually 60% for me and 40% for you annually.

Presently, I am in a refugee camp here in Accra,Ghana after I was denined to claim the 2 trunk boxes by the security company for not providing a foreign beneficairy that will asist me in this issue.

Please I wait for your urgent respone so that we will proceed and finish this issue for me to join you over in your country as my situation here is very bad. The deposit contract document/prove shall be sent to you as soon as you indicate your interest.
Thanks and God be with you.

Best Regards.
Miss Elizabeth Juban.
NB: PLEASE ASSIST ME IN THE NAME OF GOD, SINCERELY, AM
LITTLE AND SMALL TO HANDLE THIS.


With their ridiculous stories, and lottery scams...

EURO MILLION LOTTERY Batch No: Eu ESP/Euml/2007 Ref No: WIN/008/05/10/Eu http://www.euromillion.es WINNING NOTIFICATION We happily announce to you the draw (P479) of the EURO MILLION NATIONAL LOTTERY,an online Sweepstakes International program held on 27th DECEMBER 2007. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 3-5-19-25-30-5 which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2ndcategory.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 850,000.00 (Eight Hundred and fifty Thousand Euros) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a total cash prize of 1,700,000.00 shared amongst the Two (2) lucky winners in this category. The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 500,000 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. However,no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy. This is the first Promotional program for the year 2007. It is absolutely the biggest bonanza in this year's stakes.To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact accredited claim agent Mr. Marcelo Rupert for the immediate release of your wining price. Mr. Marcelo Rupert (Claim Agent) AVENIDA DE LA ALBUFERA Nº 35, 28038 MADRID, ESPAÑA. E-mail: mainlandagent@k.ro

The below informations are attached to your winning informations
(1) Ref No: WIN/008/05/10/Eu
(2) Ticket- Eu 45407
(3) Lucky -3-28-40-45
(4) Serial-51622
(5) Batch- ESP/Euml/2007
You must contact the appointed agent with your details below:
Names:
age:
Sex:
Nationality:
Telephone and Fax Numbers:
Accupation:
Address:
You should include your winning informations stated above via email to
process
the immediate payment of your prize. The Validity period of the
winnings is for 10 working days hence you are expected to make your claims
immediately.Any claim not made before this days will be CANCELLED.
Best Regards,
Mrs. Anita Horst
(Euro Million ONLINE CO-ORDINATOR).
Madrid, 27th DEC, 2007
Sweepstakes International Program.
http://www.euromillion.es

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Daniel Williams from Sudan writing you from Ghana, I believe by God's grace I got your contact in confidence After asking for God's directions,Despite I never disclose why I needed your contact to any body. I wish to know if you can assist us in by removing and handling both our fund of FIVE MILLION TWO HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS)US.$5.200.000.00.and invest Presently in your land of business,the fund and gold is still in the Security Company,where my late father deposited it for safe keeping and my father never disclosed the content to the Security Company, he only decleard it as "personal/family treasure"because he donot want the company to know the content of the box's.

Since you are involved in associated business in your country, I and my sister will love if we will invest our fund in your business and you help us look for a buyer of gold over there, because we do not know any body overseas,and we don' t want to do anything here in Africa.

I and my sister are in need of a God fearing person who will assist us very well in this fund that we are about to invest overseas, where we will invest it properly with the person's advice.Actually I do not want involvement of any African because of our safety,they killed my parents because of his money.

If you can assist us receive this fund, kindly send to me your phone number with fax,and your full name and address for us to get you approved as our beneficiary,because we want to finalize this in five or six days from today. Please let me know if you are interested to assist us so that I will send to you phone number of the lawyer for you to call him and discuss on the percentage.

NOTE:PLEASE KINDLY RESPOND BACK TO MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW: (danielwilliams_gh1@hotmail.com)

Yours faithfully,

Daniel Williams


CONFIRMED
ELIGIBLE
WINNER


$4,687.63

12/26/2007

Dear Eligible Winner,

As authorized payment agents, we are required by law to disburse the first round award of $4,687.63 (Four Thousand, Six Hundred Eighty-Seven Dollars and Sixty-Three Cents) to the correct recipient, but we must verify that you have the winning first round claim number before we can send this money to you. To submit your claim for verification, click here. Your provisional Claim Code # 13750228 in conjunction with your email address is yours and yours alone, and has not been issued to any other person. You must act before the deadline date stated above or your claim will be void and these funds will definitely be distributed to some other claimant.

You will also be given the FREE opportunity to win more than $11,000,000.00 within the next 24 hours.

There is no cost to submit your claim, and no further obligation on your part.

Sincerely,

Michael J. Armstead
Disbursement Officer

Void where prohibited. Click here for complete rules. To decline further notification of winnings and opportunities to play, click here. This offer is sponsored by PlasmaNet, Inc., Dept. R, Post Office Box 4562, Grand Central Station, New York, NY 10163-4562


Posted by David A at 01:23 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 1429 Words
December 24, 2007
Let's See....

Just how many of you got the same winning notice? No people, I am sorry, but you did not win anything. This is just another scam...

13750228

CONFIRMED
ELIGIBLE
WINNER


$4,687.63

12/26/2007

Dear Eligible Winner,

As authorized payment agents, we are required by law to disburse the first round award of $4,687.63 (Four Thousand, Six Hundred Eighty-Seven Dollars and Sixty-Three Cents) to the correct recipient, but we must verify that you have the winning first round claim number before we can send this money to you. To submit your claim for verification, click here. Your provisional Claim Code # 13750228 in conjunction with your email address is yours and yours alone, and has not been issued to any other person. You must act before the deadline date stated above or your claim will be void and these funds will definitely be distributed to some other claimant.

You will also be given the FREE opportunity to win more than $11,000,000.00 within the next 24 hours.

There is no cost to submit your claim, and no further obligation on your part.

Sincerely,

Michael J. Armstead
Disbursement Officer

Void where prohibited. Click here for complete rules. To decline further notification of winnings and opportunities to play, click here. This offer is sponsored by PlasmaNet, Inc., Dept. R, Post Office Box 4562, Grand Central Station, New York, NY 10163-4562

Posted by David A at 10:45 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 225 Words
December 10, 2007
This idiot...
Save -A- Soul (S.A.S).

From: Mrs. MaryAnn Galpin,

Life itself is a misery and nobody can tell what can be of it. Those that can tell what can be of it are those who cannot tell us because they are far from us (dead). If you would want to hear my story. I am the above named person but now undergoing medical treatment for Cancer now. I am married to Dr. David Galpin who worked with United Kingdom embassy in Malaysia for nine years before he died in the year 2006.

Well I will only try to let you know who Dr. David Galpin is by stating his philosophy of life. \\\"Life is worth living only if lived to the service of mankind\\\" and \\\"You make a living by what you earn, but you make life as by what you give? This will give you an insight of the spirit behind what I believe and what I will live for because he is my mentor.

To continue with my story, we were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we have made something of and from life. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or adopt a child, this is basically my own decision to honor him for the love we shared and the life we lived for. My late husband deposited the sum of $5.6Million Five Million six hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) with one Security/Finance Company in Europe before his death. Presently, this money is still with the Security/Finance Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem.

Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church, better still a Christian Individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. First you must emblem and live with my husband\\\'s philosophy, as stated above. If you can\\\'t remember please I refer you to read through from the introduction of this letter because this most important aspect that you must uphold.

Secondly I want an organization or an individual that is God fearing who can invest the money and continuously use the money to fund orphanages, widows, the less privilege, the disabled and all those afflicted with strange illness or diseases.

Thirdly this money should not be used in an ungodly manner, or any form of Evil or selfishness for that will warrant evil to that person\\\'s life and family from generations to generations. For you cannot use the hard earned money of my husband and I for evil or ungodly purposes. If these conditions are met I am not afraid of death for I know where I am going to and my heart will rest in peace. I don\\\'t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, for as soon as I receive your reply I will refer you to the contact of the security/Finance Company in Europe and my doctor who shall arrange you the letter of claim from the UK High Court of Justice. This will be done if I see from your response that you satisfy the above conditions stated.

As I have stated my Doctor will issue you a letter of authority that will empowers you as the original beneficiary of these funds (Consignment). I choose this means to locate you because I am sure I will be lead by a good Spirit to the kind of person that will be honest. Delay in your reply will not be of benefit to me due to my health condition and this will propel me to search for someone else.

In the light of the above, your positive responses would be appreciated through my email (maryanng@live.com) Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you.

Regards.
Mrs. MaryAnn Galpin

Has hit every email address I have... The sad thing is that many people believe these scumbags...

Posted by David A at 06:43 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 683 Words
Stupid Lottery Tricks
From Mrs.Verinica Van Dijk. It is obvious that this notification will come to you as a suprise but please find time to read it carefully as we congratulate you over your success in the following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by STAATS LOTERIJ NL.(www.staatsloterij.nl) held Friday-the 30th of November,2007.

wherein your electrononic email address emerged as one of the online
winning email in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash
award of 1,000,000.00 Euro (One Million Euro).

Your email address attached to our Lottery payment order,had the
following details:(i) Ticket Nr.: DZS-NED 338-691-BBT/2007; (ii)
Lucky Nrs.: 11, 18, 25, 43, 56, 77, 89; (iii)Reference Nr.:

MST/18436/DZS-NED;
(iv) Batch Nr.:KNED-LOTT 5196 72X5G.

You are advice to contact our Claims Department through the below

informations:
FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER.
MR.GEORGE VROOME.STAATS LOTERIJ CLAIMS DEPARTMENT.
TEL: +31-647-257-436.
FAX: +31-847-558-575.
E-mail:georgevroome@aim.com

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs.Veronica Van Dijk,
Public Relation Officer.
www.staatsloterij.nl

Copyright © 1994-2007 The Staats Loterij Internet E-mail lottery

Awards
Promotion Inc. All rights reserved. Terms of Service -Guideline.


The only thing that is surprising is that you idiots keep sending me these, and that people are still stupid enough to fall for this crap.

Posted by David A at 04:44 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 197 Words
December 04, 2007
Ubelievable....

how incredible stupid these people are... The only people who are more stupid, are the victims who fall for this crap.

FROM ENGR.FUNSHO MARK DAVID

My Dear Good Friend,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? You may
not understand why this mail came to you,but if you do not remember I or
my colleague,you might have received an email from us in the past
regarding a million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded.

I am using this opportunity to inform you that this million-dollar
business has been concluded with the assistance of another partner from
United Kingdom (London) who financed the transaction to a logical
conclusion.

I thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund
into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you. I
want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of
the Nigeria bank to my new partner's account in UK who assisted me in his
great venture but now I am in Japan for business mission Due to your
effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness shown during the course
of the transaction,I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to
you with the sum of $1,250,000.00.

I have left instruction to my banker to issue you a certified
international bank draft for you worth of $1,250,000.00 cashable anywhere in the
world. My dear friend I will like you to contact my secretary
,Rev.George Amah, on his direct email address at:
(revdrgeorgeamah@yahoo.es) or (revgeorgeamah@myway.com) for the
collection of your Bank draft,send to him the name you want the Draft to
bear,that is your account name in order for him to submit it to my
banker to draw the Draft in
your behalf. I have authorized my secretary and Mr.John Duru my account
officer to release the Bank Draft to you whenever you contacted him
for it.

At the moment, Iam very busy here in Japan because of the investment
project,which my new partner
and I are having at hand. Please I will like you to accept this token
with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart, also comply with
my secretary's directives so that he will send the draft to you
without any delay.

NOTE: You are advised not to discuss the matter with any body except my
secretary. You are advised not to accept any fax or telephone calls
that does not come from him Because he is the only person which I left
the order on how to deliver the cheque/draft to you,you are to contact
him immediately you receive this message for more information through
the instruction I left. Endeavor to send him your full Name and
telephone number/your current mailing address, {Home or Office} where you will
want him to send the draft to you and most important ,your account name
so that you will not have any problem clearing the Draft.
Thanks and God
bless you.
Best regards

FROM ENGR.FUNSHO MARK DAVID

Posted by David A at 10:18 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 504 Words
August 29, 2007
Just in case you just fell off a bannanna boat...

Yahoo is NOT in the Lottery business.


Dear Esteemed Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the
YAHOO! International Promotions Program held on the 27th of August 2007.
Your e-mail batch number 8254297137 drew the lucky numbers
14-22-28-37-40-44 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1,500,000.00 (i.e
One Million Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds)

please contact claims Agent immediately, to begin your claims process

MRS.SUZAN HOWARD
Email:consultant_suzan@yahoo.it

You are to contact her with the following information:

Your Full Names:
Your Contact Address:
Your Telephone:
Fax numbers:
Occupation:
Sex:
Age:
Country Of Location:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your Sincerely,
Mrs Jane Moore

Posted by David A at 09:55 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 114 Words
August 28, 2007
Man do I hate these people...

One of my regular readers asked me why I still post these... The answer is simple... There are still people out there who fall for evil idiots like this... There are people that dont believe that anyone could be so disgusting as to use the name of Christ to steal... Well I got news for you, they ARE still out there, and this is one of them...

Dirtbag piece of shit of the day, hope all the spammers farm this email address. Maybe even a few Nigerians, wouldnt that be special.


Dearly beloved in Christ,

I am Mrs Catharina Kitty Sies from Netherlands. I am married to late
James Davis of blessed memory who worked with south african embassy for twelve years before he died in the year 2001. We were married for eleven years without a child; he died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both devoted Christians.

Since his death I too have been battling with both cancer and fibroid
problem. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$25
Million(twenty five million dollars) with a security company firm in
Europe.

Recently, my doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to either a charity organization, devoted Christian individual or God fearing person that will utilize this money the way I am going to give instruction with all sincerity to fund churches, orphanages homes, widows and also propagating the word of God.

Because I don t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not God fearing, for they are into idolatry worship and I don t want a situation where this money will be used in an unholy manner, hence the reasons for taking this bold decision. I don t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and also because of the presence of my husbands relatives around always. I don t want them to know about this development.

As soon as I receive your reply, I shall give you the contact of the Finance Security Company in Europe where the diplomatic consignment was Deposited for safekeeping. I will also issue an order of authority to the security company, authorizing them that the said luggage has been willed to you and a copy of such authorization will be forwarded to you. I want you and the believers / community where you reside to always pray for me. My happiness is that I lived a true devoted life worthy of emulation.

Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give room in sourcing for another person / organization for this same purpose. You will have 20% out of the total amount for all your time to carry out this dream and to cover whatever expenditures to claim this money.

Please if you are interested forward to me your informations below to my address
( catharinakittysies@myway.com ):

(1)Your full names:
(2)Contact address:
(3)Tele/cell numbers:
(4)Occupation:
(5)Age:
(6)Sex:
{7}Company Name{If Any}:
{8}Nationality:

for my attorney to contact you for us to proceed immediately.

Please expedite action is needed.

May the Goodlord continue to guide and protect us.

Peace of the lord be with you.

Best Regards,

Mrs Catharina Kitty Sies


Posted by David A at 06:45 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 576 Words
August 19, 2007
Please tell me....
Dear Sir/Madam,

There is an issue with the WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER in the amount
of $500.000.00 USD directed in cash credited to file
KTU/9023118308/03, at the owner of this email address.
The International Monetary Fund contacted us for your compensation a
couple of hours ago due to your allocated security code.

They said that they choose to send it to an email address instead of a
name. We are unable to complete a transfer directed at an email
address,so we require some more information in order to complete this
transfer.

FULL NAME:
FULL CONTACT ADDRESS:
MOBILE PHONE NUMBER:
OCCUPATION:
MARITAL STATUS AND AGE:

In order to resolve this problem,please email via Western Union
Solicitors Fund Verification Department:
westernunionmoneytransferdept01@yahoo.com

As soon as this information is received,and you have complied with the
requirements of payment of the western union charges, payment will be
made to your nominated bank account or at the counter directly from The
Western Union Transfering Bank. When emailing,please use reference
number 250-153 for our mutual convenience.

THE MANAGEMENT OF WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER,OFFICE NIGERIA BRANCH.

Sincerely,

Mr MARK JAMES .
Western Union Payments


That people stupid enough to fall for this scam, and to believe Western Union Officials use Yahoo email accounts, dont exist...

And who is dumb enough to believe this?

LG Electronics, Inc.

Dear Beneficiary,

This is to notify you that you have been chosen By the Board of
trustees of Yahoo! Inc as one of the final recipients of a Cash
Grant/Donation
for your own personal,education and business development.

LG Electronics, Inc. in conjunction with the United Nations
Organization (UNO) and the European union, is giving out a yearly
donation of One
Hundred Million United States Dollars as specific Donations/Grants to
50 lucky international recipients worldwide in different categories
for
their educational pursuit,health care,personal Business development
and
uplift of their enviroment.

Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (N-222-6747,
E-900-56) in all discussions.

Executive Secretary
Mr. Robert Bloom
Tel: +31-626-415-837
FAX: +31 205 248 266
EMAIL:bloom_info55@yahoo.de

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs.Lisa M. Bauldry
(European award department)

Posted by David A at 09:04 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 339 Words
August 03, 2007
I cant even tell you...


How many emails this ignorant piece of human waste has sent, or perhaps it is just a template some of our dear Mugu friends use... But they dont seem to get it, that I am not going to allow them to steal my money...

{MR. Song Li le Hang Seng Bank Ltd. Sai Wan Ho Branch, 83, Des Voeux Road, Hong Kong. (songprivacy03@yahoo.com.hk)

Good Day,
Let me start by introducing myself.I am Mr. SONG LI LE
director of operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd.I
have an obscured business suggestion for you. Before
the U.S and Iraqi war our client Colonel Sadiq Uday
who was with the Iraqi forces and also businessman,
made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months,
with a value of Nineteen millions Five Hundred
Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch.Upon
maturity several notices was sent to him, even during
the war which began in 2003. Again after the war
another notification was sent and still no response
came from him. We later found out that the Colonel
along with his wife and only daughter had been killed
during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.
You can read more about the bombings on visiting these
sites below:

1.http://www.ccmep.org/usbombingwatch/2003.htm#3/19/03
2.http://civilians.info/iraq/deaths_data.php

After further investigation it was also discovered
that Colonel Sadiq Uday did not declare any next of
kin in his official papers including the paper work of
his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last
time he was at my office that no one except me knew of
his deposit in my bank. So, Nineteen millions Five
Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying
in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim
it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws
of my country at the expiration 5 years the funds will
revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if
nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this
backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you
as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Colonel
Sadiq Uday so that you will be able to receive his
funds.

MODALITIES:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned
out so that we shall come out successful. I have an
attorney that will prepare the necessary document that
will back you up as the next of kin to Colonel Sadiq
Uday, all that is required from you at this stage is
for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address
so that the attorney can commence his job. After you
have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also
fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the
necessary approval and of probate in your favour for
the move of the funds to an account that will be
provided by you.There is no risk involved at all in
this matter, as we are going to adopt a legalized
method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary
documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost
discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once
the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank
account we shall then share in the ratio of 70% for
me, 30% for you.

Should you be interested please send me your,

1,Full names,
2,private phone number,
3,current residential address,

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email
address below: (songprivacy03@yahoo.com.hk) and
finally after that I shall provide you with more
details of this operation.

Your earliest response to this letter will be
appreciated.


Kind Regards,
Mr Song Lile

Posted by David A at 07:29 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 605 Words
August 02, 2007
Todays West African Idiot Spammer
UNITED NATIONS (WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME) DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS. 870 UNITED NATIONS PLAZA 20-A NEW YORK NY 10017 WIRE TRANSFER/AUDIT UNIT Our Ref: WB/NF/UN/XX027

ATTN: BENEFICIARY,

IRREVOCABLE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT

We have actually been authorized by the presidency, Republic of Nigeria and the
governing board of central bank of Nigeria to investigate the unnecessary delay
of your payment, Recommended and approve your claims for payment if certified as
genuine. During the course of our investigation, we discovered with dismay
that your payment has been unnecessarily Delayed by corrupt officials of the Bank
who are Trying to divert your money into their private accounts, to forestall this,
security for your funds Was organized in the form of your personal Identification
number (PIN) and your transfer access code (T.A.C.)this will enable only you have
direct Control over this fund, we have also agreed with the Presidency that we will
handle this payment ourselves to avoid the hopeless situation created by the
Officials of the central bank of Nigeria We obtained an irrevocable payment
guarantee on your Payment from the presidency we are happy to inform you that based
on our recommendation/instructions; your Entire Inheritances fund has been credited
in your favour through our overseas paying bank.

You are therefore advice send to contact REV ROGER HEDGES International Audit unit,
United Nations Liaison Office London United Kingdom on phone: +004470-3194-2507 fax
number: +0044-87-1715-9337 OR EMAIL: roger_hedges2009@yahoo.co.uk to collect your
original payment slip with your pin and transfer access code. As soon as you submit
these codes and your payment slip to your bank they will credit your account without
delay.

NOTE: YOU ARE ADVICED TO FURNISH REV HEDGES WITH YOUR CORRECT CONTACT AND BANKING
DETAILS TO AVOID TRANSFER OF THIS FUND INTO A WRONG ACCOUNT.
We expect your urgent response to this email to enable us monitor this payment
effectively..

CONGRATULATIONS.


CAPT DAVID MOGAN.
UNITED NATIONS, NEW YORK

The more I read these things the more stupid I realize the victims must be.


Posted by David A at 05:45 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 334 Words
August 01, 2007
Mugu Chat

I guess I was bored tonight. I knew that this idiot was a mugu the moment they spoke to me on Yahoo. I was doing some maintenance on my Notebook so I played along until they made thier move...

mary_martins_02: what do you what me to ask you ? David Anderson: Nothing dear, you started the conversation. mary_martins_02: okay mary_martins_02: well there is one secret i wnat to open to you alone promise you wont let any body to know about it ? David Anderson: Sure tell me. mary_martins_02: now that my parent are late i have all there weathly information with me even there money in the Bank so i dont know if there is help you can do for me to get it out cos the relative have been looking into the legacy

What a waste of air and space these idiots are. Anyway, If you see this moron on Yahoo Messenger, you will know who it is....

Posted by David A at 08:09 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 160 Words
July 26, 2007
What kind of IDIOT

Actually believes that a multinational oil company, that specializes in gouging us on gas prices, is suddenly giving money away to complete strangers, and using a freaking Yahoo email address to do so. Anyone stupid enough to get robbed by these clowns, deserve it.

Yahoo! Address Book From the Address Book of contactsahell SHELL PETROLEUM FOUNDATION INTERNATIONAL Shell Centre LONDON SE1 7NA United Kingdom Direct Phone No. +447045732575

Ref: PBL/CN/6654/CP.
Coupon
No.PBL2348974321

MOTTO: STRIVING TO ALLEVIATE POVERTY ACROSS THE GLOBE!

ATTN:

NOTICE OF GRANT AWARD

The Shell Petroleum Foundation United Kingdom, is glad to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trustees and after series of secret deliberations selected you as one of the final recipients of a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, alleviate poverty across the globe, and business development. The Shell Petroleum Foundation United Kingdom, it was established in the year 2000 by the Shell Multi-Million Groups and is now supported by the Yahoo Incoropation, Mircosoft Coropration and Emirates Airlines.

To celebrate the 7th anniversary program, the Shell Petroleum Foundation United Kingdom in conjunction with other relevant bodies is giving out a yearly donation of £4,500,000 GB Pounds (Four Million, Five Hundred Great Britain Pounds Sterlings ) to 10 lucky recipients. These specific Donations/Grants will be awarded to recipients worldwide; in different categories for their personal business development and enhancement of their educational plans. At least 15% of the awarded funds should be used to develop a part of your environment. This program has been conceived with the objective of human growth, alleviate poverty across the globe, educational, and community development, which is a measure to universal development strategy.These grants are issued every year around the world in accordance with the objective of the Shell Petroleum Foundation International to alleviate poverty across the globe.

Kindly note that you will only be chosen to receive the donation once, which means that subsequent yearly donation will not get to you again.
Take time and thought in spending the donation wisely on a project that will stand the test of time.You were selected among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of £450,000.00 GB Pounds ( Four Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great Britain Pounds Sterlings) as charity donations/Grant from the Shell Petroleum Foundation United Kingdom in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament.You will be required to fill the form below and email it to our Finance Officer below for documentation and processing of the remittance of your grant.


After contacting our office with the requested data, you will be given your donation pin number, which you will use in collecting the funds.
Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (G8-222-6747,EU-900-56) in all correspondence.

PERSONAL INFORMATIONS

1. Name:
2. Address:
3. Marital Status:
4. Occupation:
5. Age:
6. Sex:
7. Nationality:
8. Country Of Residence:
9. Telephone Number (Country Code)-(Area Code)- Phone Number):
10 Cell Number: (Country Code) - (Cell Phone Number):
11. Fax Number:

SEND ALL YOUR CLAIMS AND INQUIRIES TO shellmailcontact@yahoo.com

Mr. Mark Wilson
Financial Officer,
Shell Foundation.
Tel: +447045732575
shellmailcontact@yahoo.com


We advise you call the Financial Officer Phone numbers to inform him that you have sent your informations. Tel: +447045732575 All information is strictly confidential and will only be used for the purpose to which it is been requested.Finally, all funds should be claimed by their respective beneficiaries, no later than 21 days after notification. Failure to do so will result to outright cancellation..
Sponsor: The Shell Petroleum Foundation International, Yahoo Incoropation,Mircosoft Coropration and Emirates Airlines.On behalf of the Board kindly, accept our warmest congratulations.

Regards.

Mr DAVID WEST
Deputy Director / Grants Co-ordinator
Shell Petroleum Foundation International

WARNING!

ANY MAIL RECIEVED OF THIS SUCH WITH ANY OTHER TRADE MARK OR ADDRESS SHOULD BE FORWARDED TO THIS BOX IMMEDIATELY, THIS WILL HELP US TO FIGHT SCAM AND LOTTERY IMPOSTERS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION. OR SENT TO THIS FRAUD ALERT EMAIL : shellmailcontact@yahoo.com

Shell Foundation : Details / Add To My Address Book

Do You Yahoo!?
View your Yahoo! Address Book at http://address.yahoo.com Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com


Posted by David A at 12:40 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 679 Words
July 25, 2007
Pepsi does not run a lottery....

And if they did, they would not give money to people over the internet.

PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT THE PEPSI MAX PROMOTIONS LONDON. UNITED KINGDOM SW1V 3DW.


This is to inform you of the release of email balloting held on the 20th July 2007, by THE PEPSI IRISH BOTTLING

COMPANY on it's anniversary. For the first time ever THE PEPSI IRISH BOTTLING COMPANYhave decided to

celebrate it's anniversary by awarding £1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION POUND STERLING) each to 20 lucky winners

who were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from over 30,00000

companies and 5,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotion is

organized by Pepsi Ireland and Pepsi England.

However, the results were released on 25st July 2007 and your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won

£1,000,000.00 each on the anniversary of the THE PEPSI IRISH BOTTLING COMPANYY, and your email was

attached to Ticket Number RR38844240 and Ballot Number 00147.

Your fund is now deposited in a Bank with your prize money insured in your name. Due to mix up of some numbers

and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed and money

remitted to your account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking

advantage of this program by participants as it has happened in the past. All participants were selected through a

computer ballot systems/shopping tickets-foils drawn from 25,000 company names and individual names from

Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe, America, Africa and North America as part of our 3rd Quarter International

Promotional programs. We hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in the next high stake promotion

agenda of £1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION POUND STERLING). However, you will have to fill the form below and send

it to the Promotion manager of the THE PEPSI IRISH BOTTLING COMPANY for verification and then you will be

directed to the bank where a cheque of 1,000,000.00 has already been deposited in your favor.

NAME:.......................
AGE:........................
SEX:........................
ADDRESS:....................
EMAIL:......................
PHONE:......................
MOBILE NUMBER:..............
OCCUPATION:.................
COMPANY:....................
ANNUAL INCOME:..............
COUNTRY:....................

Please you are advised to complete the form and send it immediately to our Promotion manager through fax/email

for prompt collection of your fund from the designated bank/courier.

CONTACT PROMOTION MANAGER:
NAME: Mr. Chris Watler
EMAIL: chris.watler_promo@yahoo.co.uk
TEL: +44 701 112 8998

Note: Any email not sent to the above email address will not be honored.

Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification.This E-mail message (including

attachments, if any) is intended for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain

Information that is privileged, proprietary, and confidential and exempted from disclosure.If you are not the

intended recipient, you are notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly

prohibited.

Yours faithfully,
Mary James (Mrs).


Posted by David A at 10:07 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 490 Words
Another Fake Lottery

Please do not fall for these people's scams people! YOU CAN NOT WIN A LOTTERY THAT YOU DID NOT ENTER!

From Online Co-ordinator AWARD NOTICE POSTCODE LOTERIJ NL. RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "B" DRAWS Ticket Number:NL/BC336791/HY07.

In view of
the yearly sweepstake of the above named organization held on the 24th
July,2007. It is my pleasure to inform you that your e-mail address
attached to the above ticket Number:NL/BC336791/HY07, Prize Number:
JM/934107/WPN and Lucky number W-61228-58/B7,came up in the first dip.
This invariably means that you have emerged as the prize recipient of
(1,000000 Euros)in the second category with an allocated sum of
10,000,000.00 (Ten Million Euros) shared among the first Ten (10) lucky
winners in this category.
Be informed that all participants were
selected from a random computing ballot system.This charitable
sweepstake is sponsored by postcdeloterij-nl and government
parastatals, drawn from major cities in Europe.
In your best
interest and to avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we
request that you keep the entire details of your award strictly from
public notice until the process of transferring your claims has been
completed, and your funds remitted to your account.This is part of our
security protocol to avoid double claims and unscrupulous acts by
Participants/nonparticipants of this program.
To file for your claim
and other enquiries,contact the paying bank address written below with
the following details:
(1) NAME.
(2) CONTACT ADDRESS.
(3) TELEPHONE AND
FAX NUMBERS.
(4) TICKET AND PRIZE NUMBERS.
(5) NOTIFICATION DATE.
Contact Person: Mr.David Meyer
Contact Email:regiocustserv@aol.com
Tel: +31 644 965 098

Congratulations from the entire executive
officials of the organising board.

Yours Sincerely,
Joan Van Henk
(Lottery Coordinator)
www.postcodeloterij.nl

Posted by David A at 11:30 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 276 Words
July 24, 2007
Beyond Stupid

If you were stupid and greedy enough to fall for this one, shame on you. What kind of MORON says they owe you money, and then at the end, asks for your name?

Dear Friend, I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred to a Swiss Account with the co-operation of a new partner from England who is an international business man. Presently I'm in England for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds spite that it failed us some how that is why I decided to compensate you for the effort investment before ow. Now contact my secretary, his contact:

Name: Mr Dale Micheal
Email: dalemicheal1960@aol.co.uk

Ask him to send you the total sum of $4,000,000.00 (Four Million United State
Dollars) which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and
attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time
very much. So feel free and get in touched with my secretary Mr. Dale Micheal
and instruct him where to send the Money to you. Please do let me know
immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the
sufferness at that time. In the moment, I am very busy here because of the
investment projects which I and the new partner are having at hand.

Finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary on, your
behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with Mr. Dale
Micheal
and he will send the amount to you without any delay. Get Back to my secretary
with your filled out information's for the processing of your fund:

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER:
AGE:
STATUS:
OCCUPATION:
COUNTRY:

Regards,
Dr. Terry Edmond

Posted by David A at 02:19 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 311 Words
Today's West African Scammer Alerts
Hello,

Please i do want you to know in God name that i am contacting you base on this business transaction, because somebody has to be contacted, i know you may wonder why you are chosen or contacted since we do not know each other before, but somebody has to be chosen please. My name is Tony Egini the only son of the late Chief Dan J. Egini, i am contacting you to assist me and mother Mrs. Gloria Egini to transfer the Sum of Fifteen Million US Dollars US$15,000.000.00, we inherited from my late father who was a very rich and traditional African who made a lot money from the sale of crude oil and diamonds business from his company in our country Zimbabwe. After the death of my late father i and my mother have been maltreated and humiliated by the family members of my late father who claims that by tradition i cannot inherit my late fathers assets/wealth, because of this, they tried to kill me and my mother so we ran to a neighboring village and there my late father lawyer came and gave us an envelope and in it was some vital legal documents of my late father that before death of my late father he deposited this fund in a bank here in Ghana and he gave us all the legal documents which the bank gave to him at the time he deposited the fund in the bank so i and my mother came to Ghana immediately. Unfortunately to this family members of my late father, they are not aware that before the death of my late father he deposited Fifteen Million US Dollars US$15,000.000.00 in a bank here in Ghana so we want to transfer the fund to you so that we will leave Ghana and met you in your country and you will help us invest the money for us since we do not have any business ideal and buy us a house in your country after deducting your commission while i continue my education. Please i do want you to know that my mother said that if you can help us she will compensate you with 25% of the total fund when the fund is been successfully transfer to you. Please we are willing to get your urgent reply so that we can send you all the legal documents that was given to my late father at the time he deposited the fund in the bank and his death certificate so that you can understand more better all what we have said in our letter to you please. Thanks and God Bless you as we wait for your urgent reply for more details.
Best regards,
Tony Egini and Mother.

It seems that Orphans are the popular theme today....


Goodmoning Dear. and complements to you.am Helen Sane Thieck from Senegal but my mother is from Algeria.am 27 yrs old single.please i need a help from someone as am writing to you write now. please help me for God sake.my mother died four years back and my father died last year in motor accident, since­ my father died my uncles have sold all my fathers inherritance belongings and nothing was left behind.but now the worsth part of it is that after they have sold all his belongings the money he depos­ited in his bank account which he used my name as his next of king.now they want to share the little sum of $3.4 million dollars with me.that my share there is just 10%.please am pleading you in the name of allmigthy God.this is only what i have as a living person this is my life and my hope.so i need your help please. Now they are forcing me to wildrow this money and if i should do that.that means that am loosing the money.now my lawyer has just adviced me that the only way for me to get this money is to look for someone outside the country so that i can transfer it in his or her account then i will leave the country please­ this is the reson why i need your help.because i dont have any body outside the country the only poeple i have in france and London are my family members and this is a secreate between me and my lawyer and the person who will help me.please am pleading in the name of our lord Jesus Christ.please help me for God sake this is my only hope.i dont have a work am still schoolling but notwithstandin­g i want to leave Africa .please­.i cant live watching some one flurishing my fathers wealth in the name of tradition. to hell with tradition. I have tried to contact people and to make friends true phone.because i know that many won't believe me because of internt scammers and fraud.but finally this is still the only way i can get a responsable and sincere human.please am pleading for your help and concern.pleas­e if you would'nt mind if you have any thing you need to confirm if am reall to you please just ask me i promise to give it to you.or if you have someone hear or a friend hear in Algeria or Senegal just send me his or her conntact so that i will conntact him to come over and confirm for you if am real.am just saying this because of scammers because i know that many will not believe me.but i hope that allmigthy God will send a helper to me but i will live Algeria to senegal within this weekend for some urgent reasons. please go ahead and help me if you can and you will see how God will bless you.please if time will not permite you to help me you can share my fillings with your friends who you know that are ready to help.may god bless you as you sick to help me please you can also contact me true my new email helenthieck@yahoo.ca. am waiting to hear from you as soon as possible. One Love. Your's Truely Helen Sane Thieck.


And then there are always the idiots who claim to want to help you steal some dead person's fortune.


Dear Friend,

A very good day to you.
Please forgive this unusual way of contacting you as it was borne out of my
basic search for a competent, dependable and honest fellow who will help me
execute the below detailed transaction. I expect that this information be
accorded utmost confidentiality and secrecy.

I am the Head of Accounts and Audit Department of Bank Commerciale Du
Burkina, Ouagadougou. Although the society today is so unpredictable that
the good and the bad live side by side coupled with the monumental hype and
crap of the abuse of the internet by some unscrupulous persons, yet i
decided to contact you after a careful thought and prayer, and also going
the way of my instincts, believing that you may be capable of handling this
business transaction which i explained below;
In my department, i discovered an abandoned sum of $12.5m US dollars (Twelve
million, five hundred thousand US dollars). In an account that belong to one
of our foreign customers who died alongside his entire family in in a plane
crash that occured in 2003.
You can as well re-confirm the authenticity and genuineness of this piece of
information,through the underneath website of this incident thus:
(http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html)

Since we recieved information about his death, we have been expecting his
next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it
unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as
indicated in our banking guidelines, but unfortunately, idiscovered that his
supposed next of kin(his son and wife) died alongside with him at the plane
crash leaving nobody behind for the claims. Hence, i decided to make this
business proposal and release the money to you as the next of kin (I want to
present you as his business associate)to the deceased for safety and
subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and i don't want this
money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill. The Banking law and
guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after four
years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed
fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned
by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand
as next of kin to a foreigner.

I have therefore decided that 35% of this money will be for you as foreign
partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 5% will be set
aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me.
There after, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the
percentages indicated. Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this
fund to your account as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as next of
kin of the deceased customer. So upon receipt of your reponse, I will
furnish you with more details on how to commence with this transaction. I
will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100%
risk-free and that you should not entertain any fear as all required
arrangements for the transfer of the fund shall be worked out once we
commence.
I expect that you contact me for more details immediately you receive this
letter through this confidential address, (dukesnr@myway.com)

Hoping to hear from you immediately.

Yours faithfully,
Dr Thompson Duke
Accounts & Audit Department,
Bank Commerciale Du Burkina(BCB)

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July 23, 2007
Another one of our West African Friends...

Who longs to be Chinese and to steal our money.... tsk tsk... Dont you long for just a hint of creativity out of these morons? Give me another story, any story but these lame bank rip off stories....

HSH Nordbank AG Hong Kong Branch Level 31, Three Pacific Place 1 Queen's Road East, Hong Kong.


Dear friend,

I am Mr.Jun Huan of HSH Nordbank AG,Hong Kong.I have an obscured business
suggestion for you.In November,1999,Ahmad Fahmi an Indonesian,a contractor with
the Iraqi Government and also a businessman,made a Time investment of US$24.5M
as secured growth funds for (60) sixty calendar months in my Branch.

This investment has matured and has been lying in our Bank reserve for the past
two years,and under the Hong Kong Banking laws,any Time Investment unclaimed
after three years will be turned over to the Hong Kong Government purse.

Upon maturity several notices were sent to him and no response came from
him.Early This year,it was later discovered that Ahmad Fahmi and his family
were killed in a convoy attack in Musol,Iraq. After further investigation it
was also discovered that Ahmad Fahmi did not declare any next of kin in his
official papers including the paper work of his Bank deposit.And he also
confided in me the last time he was in my Office that no one except me knew of
his deposit in my Bank.

Against this backdrop,I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of
kin to Ahmad Fahmi so that you will be able to receive this funds .

I have contacted an Attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will
back you up as the next of kin to Ahmad Fahmi and also the rightful beneficial
to the funds.After you have been made the next of kin,the Attorney will also
fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter
of probate in your favour for the transfer of the funds to your nominated bank
account.We are going to adopt a legalized method and the Attorney will prepare
all the necessary documents.
Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this
issue.What is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with
your Full names,Address,direct telephone and fax numbers,age so that the
Attorney can commence his job.


Reply strictly if you are interested with the requested information via my
personal email(junhuanhkj@aim.com), or faxline 852-301-65329 to enable the
Attorney commences his job immediately.


Sincerely,

Mr.Jun Huan.

And then there is the innocent young girl with Millions to give to a lecherous old man like me.. Hehe..

Dearest One First I am sorry for intruding into your privacy. I am Miss Angela Koffi, 22years the only daugther of Dr Luke Norio Koffi /CEO of the Sierra-Leone national Gold & Diamond Mining Corporation who was assassinated by unknown gun men on his way to his residential home. However, before my father gave up to the ghost he deposited the sum of FOUR MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLAR (USD$4.5,000.000) in one metallic trunk box into an Abidjan base security company under the coverage of family valuables using my name as the next of kin. He also made me to understand that his brothers were responsible for his death and instructed me to look for a foreigner who will help me transfer this fund and invest it wisely abroad and to prove it all, six month after my parents death his brothers sold all his properties including our family house and now seeking to kill me too. Dear, I am honorably seeking for your assistance to help me sign-out the boxes from the security company and transfer this funds to your country possibly through your account if we can reach a compromise because you will stand as the guardian to this funds while I further my education in your country I am sending this letter from Ivory Coast where I taking refuge after my late Parents were assassinated. It is my pleasure communicating with you for the first time and believing that it will lead to a better relationship between us, also hope you will not lookdown this trust and confidence I put in you. I will give you all the information’s why i contact you immediately i get a positive reply from you. Thanks You’re sincerely Miss Angela Koffi.

Of course this email is more than likely from some 30 year old Male Mugu, pounding away at a Lagos internet cafe!

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Dont you hate these idiots?

Today's West African Mugu Scam!

Dear Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs Janet Komoah. from Kuwait. I am married to Mr.Jerry komoah who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2002.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$2.5million dollars in a Bank here in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire.Presently, this money is still in the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charity organization that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want an organization that will use this fund for orphanages, school and church ,widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth".I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.Exodus "14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank here in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire. I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Contact me on the this email address any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply. Remain blessed in the Lord. Yours in Christ, Mrs JANET KOMOAH.
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July 22, 2007
The only thing that comes as a surprise to me....

Is that this idiot keeps sending me these. This is about the 20th this week.


Good Day,

This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it
as serious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish
and accept it with a deep sense of humility.

My name is Mr.Chen Minyong, an external auditor for the United Overseas
Bank,Singapore,working as part of a bigger team that covers the entire
Asian region.

An investor died without naming a next of kin to his fund in my bank.The
amount is $15.7M and banking regulation/legislation in Singapore demand
that i notify the fiscal authorities after three years.The above set of
facts underscores my reason to seek your permission to have you stand as
the next of kin to the deceased investor.This funds will be approve and
release in your favour as the next of kin if only you will adhere to my
instruction and cooperate with me in one accord.

I have all the legal and Banking details of my deceased client that will
facilitate our putting you forward as the claimant/beneficiary of the
funds and ultimately transfer of the $15.7M plus interest to any
bank account nominated by you.I am prepared to compensate you with a 20%
share of the total funds for your efforts.The final details will be given
upon receipt an affirmation of your desire to participate.

Please contact me through my email address as time is of the essence in
this business.Also endeavor to forward the under listed details below to
my email address.

I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.


Full Name
Date Of Birth
Occupation
Telephone Number
Fax Number
Email Address
Postal Address


Thank you,

Mr. Chen Minyong

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July 21, 2007
Professor Charles is at it again...

Remembers this idiot? I have received several emails from him over the last two years... Now it could be that "he," is actually "them," and that this email is sort of a Mugu training email that some lazy bastard in Nigeria gives to all of his apprentices to use as a first attempt. What is amazing is that it must still work, because these monkeys are still sending them out.

I explained to the good Professor that I was not owed any money, and he responded today:

ATTN. DAVID S. ANDERSON,, SIR, YOUR NAME APPEARED ON THE PAYMENT SCHEDULE OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. AN APPROVAL HAS BEEN GIVEN TO EFFECT THE PAYMENT OF USD6M TO YOU. I AM SURE THAT ONE OF YOUR RELATIONS WORKED IN NIGERIA AND HAS MADE YOU NEXT OF KIN AND BENEFICIARY OF HIS WEALTH. YOU SHOULD NOT PANIC EVERYTHING CONCERNING THE PAYMENT AND TRANSFER PROCESS IS LEGAL. ALL DOCUMENTS WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU FOR RECORDS. LET ME HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBERS FOR EASY COMMUNICATION. FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS SO THAT THE FUND COULD BE RELEASED TO YOU ON TIME. GIVE ME A CALL THIS MORNING. YOURS FAITHFULLY, PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO, GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. DIRECTLINE 234 80 33817108. EMAIL.. profcharessudo2@yahoo.com


Are their really people stupid enough to fall for this crap?

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I guess they figured no one would believe them....

If they say they are from Africa....

Good Day,

This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as serious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.

My name is Mr.Chen Minyong, an external auditor for the United Overseas Bank,Singapore,working as part of a bigger team that covers the entire Asian region.

An investor died without naming a next of kin to his fund in my bank.The amount is $15.7M and banking regulation/legislation in Singapore demand that i notify the fiscal authorities after three years.The above set of facts underscores my reason to seek your permission to have you stand as the next of kin to the deceased investor.This funds will be approve and release in your favour as the next of kin if only you will adhere to my instruction and cooperate with me in one accord.

I have all the legal and Banking details of my deceased client that will facilitate our putting you forward as the claimant/beneficiary of the funds and ultimately transfer of the $15.7M plus interest to any bank account nominated by you.I am prepared to compensate you with a 20% share of the total funds for your efforts.The final details will be given upon receipt an affirmation of your desire to participate.

Please contact me through my email address as time is of the essence in this business.Also endeavor to forward the under listed details below to my email address.

I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.


Full Name
Date Of Birth
Occupation
Telephone Number
Fax Number
Email Address
Postal Address


Thank you,

Mr. Chen Minyong


Same idiots.... This particular MORON has sent me about 20 of these today...

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June 04, 2007
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June 03, 2007
Public Service Note for Today


hi there,
I was trying to do some research on the nigerian scams because I have recently recieved a few different letters I think you might be interested in an maybe will post so that nobody gets screwed by these people. the first one was suposedly from a lawyer who represented someone from extended family. Here it is I have left out my name for obvious reasons:

This is a personal email directed to you and I request that it should be treated as such.I am Patrick Soto,a solicitor at law.

I am the personal attorney/sole executor to the late Mr Mark Rainford, hereafter referred to as 'my client' who worked as an independent oil magnate in my country and who died in a car crash with his immediate family on the 5th of Nov 2000. Since the death of my client in Nov, 2000, I have written several letters to the embassy with an intent to locate any of his extended relatives whom shall be claimants/beneficiaries of his abandoned personal estate and all such efforts have been to no avail.Moreso, I have received official letters in the last few weeks suggesting a likely proceeding for confiscation of his abandoned personal assets in line with existing laws by the bank in which my client deposited the sum of 9.8m GBP.The board of directors of the company now adopted a resolution and I was mandated to provide his next of kin for the payment of this money within the next 15 offficial working days or forfeit the money as an abandoned fund.The company had planned to invoke the abandoned property decree of 1996 to confiscate the funds after the expiration of the period given to me but after an investigation in the finance company,I found out that some members of the company wants to divert this fund into their private accounts for their own selfish interest and only want,to use the excuse that since I am not able to look for some one to make the claim,the money should be made unserviceable and that means submmitting the fund to the federal government of this country and some to the company management which is not their main intentions.

By virtue of my closeness to the deceased and his immediate family,I am very much aware of my client's financial standing.I do sincerely sympartize the death of my client,but had thought it unprofitable for his funds to be submited to the federal government of this country and the finance company where it is lodged.I have reasoned very professionally and I feel it will be legally proper to present you as the next of kin of my deceased client which is legally possible and would be done in accordance with the laws of the land.On this note I decided to search for a credible person and finding that you bear a similar last name, I was urged to contact you, that I may, with your consent, present you to the "trustee" bank as my late client's surviving family member so as to enable you put up a claim to the bank in that capacity as a next of kin of my client,so that the proceeds of This Bank Account valued at Nine Million Eight Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling only(9.8million ) can be paid to you,before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable to the bank where this huge deposit is lodged.Note that this is legal,and 100% risk free since I have all vitial documents that would be requested by them and that would confer you the legal right to make this claim.I find this possible for the main reason that you bear a similar last name with my client making it a lot easier for you to put up a claim in that capacity.Therefore, to facilitate the immediate reprofiling of this fund, you need, first to contact me via my alternative email address signifying your interest and as soon as I obtain your confidence, I will immediately intimate you with the complete details as well as fax you the documents, with which you are to proceed and I shall direct on how to put up an application to the bank.

HOWEVER, you will have to assent to an express agreement which I will forward to you in order to bind us in this transaction.Upon the reciept of your reply,I will send you by fax or E-mail the next step to take.I will not fail to bring to your notice that this proposal is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any fears as the required arrangements have been made for the completion of this transfer.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through my alternative email patricksoto@excite.com for better confidentiality and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss further about this transaction.

Like I said, I require only a solemn confidentiality on this.Please let me have your opinion as soon as possible for My contact number is +447983294422 and If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you,I await your urgent responce.

Give me a call at your earliest convienience.

Sincererly,

Patrick Soto (Esq).
+447983294422


I unkowingly responded to him, I wasn't aware of the whole nigerian thing until I was speaking with this man. to my call he sent this:

This is a personal email directed to you and I request that it should be treated as such.I am Patrick Soto,a solicitor at law.

I am the personal attorney/sole executor to the late Mr Mark Rainford, hereafter referred to as 'my client' who worked as an independent oil magnate in my country and who died in a car crash with his immediate family on the 5th of Nov 2000. Since the death of my client in Nov, 2000, I have written several letters to the embassy with an intent to locate any of his extended relatives whom shall be claimants/beneficiaries of his abandoned personal estate and all such efforts have been to no avail.Moreso, I have received official letters in the last few weeks suggesting a likely proceeding for confiscation of his abandoned personal assets in line with existing laws by the bank in which my client deposited the sum of 9.8m GBP.The board of directors of the company now adopted a resolution and I was mandated to provide his next of kin for the payment of this money within the next 15 offficial working days or forfeit the money as an abandoned fund.The company had planned to invoke the abandoned property decree of 1996 to confiscate the funds after the expiration of the period given to me but after an investigation in the finance company,I found out that some members of the company wants to divert this fund into their private accounts for their own selfish interest and only want,to use the excuse that since I am not able to look for some one to make the claim,the money should be made unserviceable and that means submmitting the fund to the federal government of this country and some to the company management which is not their main intentions.

By virtue of my closeness to the deceased and his immediate family,I am very much aware of my client's financial standing.I do sincerely sympartize the death of my client,but had thought it unprofitable for his funds to be submited to the federal government of this country and the finance company where it is lodged.I have reasoned very professionally and I feel it will be legally proper to present you as the next of kin of my deceased client which is legally possible and would be done in accordance with the laws of the land.On this note I decided to search for a credible person and finding that you bear a similar last name, I was urged to contact you, that I may, with your consent, present you to the "trustee" bank as my late client's surviving family member so as to enable you put up a claim to the bank in that capacity as a next of kin of my client,so that the proceeds of This Bank Account valued at Nine Million Eight Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling only(9.8million ) can be paid to you,before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable to the bank where this huge deposit is lodged.Note that this is legal,and 100% risk free since I have all vitial documents that would be requested by them and that would confer you the legal right to make this claim.I find this possible for the main reason that you bear a similar last name with my client making it a lot easier for you to put up a claim in that capacity.Therefore, to facilitate the immediate reprofiling of this fund, you need, first to contact me via my alternative email address signifying your interest and as soon as I obtain your confidence, I will immediately intimate you with the complete details as well as fax you the documents, with which you are to proceed and I shall direct on how to put up an application to the bank.

HOWEVER, you will have to assent to an express agreement which I will forward to you in order to bind us in this transaction.Upon the reciept of your reply,I will send you by fax or E-mail the next step to take.I will not fail to bring to your notice that this proposal is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any fears as the required arrangements have been made for the completion of this transfer.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through my alternative email patricksoto@excite.com for better confidentiality and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss further about this transaction.

Like I said, I require only a solemn confidentiality on this.Please let me have your opinion as soon as possible for My contact number is +447983294422 and If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you,I await your urgent responce.

Give me a call at your earliest convienience.

Sincererly,

Patrick Soto (Esq).
+447983294422

I responded to him once again, and basically said if he was going to ask me for any money not to even bother, I had no money to begin with, and that I am not niave enough to give what little money I do have to a complete stranger, That was the last I heard from mr soto. Maybe this can help someone else so they dont get scammed.


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May 31, 2007
Why I print the 419 scams...


It is because of people like this, who the letters help...

Dear Mr Anderson, I am a resident of India.A few days back my fiancee received an email from a so called Attorney from UK.He was not aware of the email scam's till now.Hence we thought that by sharing the funds of a deceased person who died in an accident without any "Kin " or "benificiary" we would be rich and achive our dreams. However this became a little creepy to me when the so called Attorney gave us details and we received a mail from the trust stating that they have received a claim from this guy.They also gave us an option to get the funds transfered by Diplomatic Cash Scheme of transfer. I must inform you that after ging thru your website,i found a similar scam and the most astonishing part is the words used by the Attorney(so called) in your report are exactly similar as the mails that this attorney is sending us.Thats when we went a further stage of the mails and we realised that this man is a scamster and we probed him in more details.Since he was online and we could chat with him we asked him what would happen next.And as i had already gone thru your mail i had expected our so called Attorney to ask us money and thats excatly what he did.I also cooked up a story and he asked me a handsome amount of 7000 USD i.e approximately 3,37,000 INR which is a huge amount.All this while i was talking to him as my finace.He dint know he was taking to me and not my fiancee. I shall soon post the entire mail on your website so that other victims know the truth.I wish these guys would understand that no easy money is good!!!! Thanks to you ,my finacee has realised that he cannot become a rich man overnight without any efforts. Warm Regards Renuka K

It is nice to know that one still has the power to touch lives in a positive way...

Today there is a new scam, or relatively new... The so called Job offer...

Greetings,

I am Harrison Blair and i work for Midland Pumps Ltd.Ours is a company
who's efficiency and effectiveness meets the demands of the Water,
Chemical, Pumping and Agricultural Industries in
Asia/Africa/Europe/America.

We are a company with our main factory in Asia.We have been receiving
orders from Northern America,Australia,and Europe which we have not
been able to process competently since we do not have a payment recieving
personnel in these Areas.We have decided to recruit payment officers
online hence we will be needing a representative to process our payments
due to delays in processing payments from these areas in Asia.

Listed below are some of the areas that we specialise in:-

Submersible borehole pumps installation, removal and repair.
Rising main pipework (flanged or screwed & socketed)
'Wellmaster' rising main.
Submersible transducers and low level cut-out electrodes.
Headwork’s and valving.
Surface booster pumps.
Hydraulic pressure vessels.
Installation of chlorine/chloros dosing equipment and controls.
Installation of control panels and associated equipment.
Control panels and automation of pumping processes.
Fully trained in the use of Autocad.

I would like to inform you that all transfers and anything that has to
do with payments are refered to Africa because the cost of coming to
your present location and getting payments is very expensive, we can
spend up to $1,300 only in buying tickets.we need a representative in your
location who will be handling that aspect,We are willing to pay 10% per
every payment you receive.You can still keep your regular job while you
work for us.
All you have to do is help us recieve payments from our customers in
your present location.These payments are in Cheques,Money Order and Bank
Transfers.As soon as you have been employed you will have access to the
company conference in NewYork,which is where you will eventually meet
the company, the problem we have is trust.But we have our way of getting
anyone that gets away with our money,I mean the FBI branch in
Washington DC USA gets involved.

IMPORTANT:You must be over 18 years of age.U.S,UK,CANADIAN OR
AUSTRALIAN Citizenship.If you meet these conditions and wish to apply send this
reference position number #3456234 and please contact us by replying at
this e-mail address(Job-Offers@midlandpumps.com) to receive a
Representative Contract agreement letter.

Please include your Full Names,Contact or Mailing Address and Phone/Fax
Numbers for quick delivery of payments.

Regards,

Harrison Blair
Client Engagement Manager.
Midland Pumps Ltd.
(pp:J.M Douglas Managing Director).
01527 598556
vat reg. no: 670 5063 48.

I am not exactly sure how these scams work since I have not had time to pursue them.


The traditional idiots are still around:

FROM MR MPOYO VICTOR SOUTH AFRICA +27 73 070 9662

Reply to:

Dearest In The Lord,


I know you will be surprised to read from me, but please consider this letter as request from a family in dare need for your assistance. Firstly, I must introduce myself which you have known Mr.Mpoyo Victor from Zimbabwe, I am the first and the only son of Mr. Charles Mpoyo, I am presently residing in South Africa.

On behalf of my Mother who is a widow Mrs.Grace Mpoyo. I decided to solicit for your assistance to transfer the sum of US$18M (Eighteen Million United States Dollars) in your personal or company account.

Before my father's death he was among the few Black farmers in Zimbabwe who was poisoned by the agents of the ruling government of President Robert Mugabe for his alleged support and sympathy for Zimbabwe opposition party controlled by the White Zimbabweans. For more information,please view these sites.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/1063785.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2414713.stm

Before his death, he had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit this money to a Security and Finance Company. This money was deposited in a box as a gemstone to avoid much demurrage from the Security Company. It was also earmarked for the purchase of new machinery and chemicals for the farms and to establish new farms in Lesotho and Swaziland.

In his WILL he specially drew my attention to this sum of US$18Million (Eighteen Million United States Dollars) that he deposited in a safe box in a private Security and Finance Company here in Johannesburg, South Africa.

From the above, you will understand that the live and future of my family depends on this money as much as I will be very grateful if you can assist us. We are now living in South Africa as Asylum seekers and financial laws of South Africa does not allow Asylum seekers certain rights to such huge amount of money. In view of this, I cannot invest this money in South Africa; hence I am asking you to assist me to transfer this money out of South Africa for investment purpose. For your efforts, I am prepared to offer you 25% of the total fund, while 5% will be set aside for local and international expenses and 70% will be kept by my family and me. Finally, modalities on how the transfer will be done will be conveyed to you once we establish trust and confidence between ourselves. Kindly get back to me on my private e-mail address victormpoyo1234@myway.com


Best Regards

Mr.Mpoyo Victor

The fake lotteries are still popular as ever:


PROMOTIONAL AWARD WINNER!!!
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
CONTACT MR.DONALD VAN DICK.
FROM: EUROMILLION LOTTERY
PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
REF: DRF/933221523/542
BATCH: 21/532/8YPK/BE

Dear Winner,

Following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by Euro millions Lottery International, the Slide circular award and the Euro millions prizes in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products, (F.P.S.), held on the 23rd of April, 2007, in Brussels Belgium , wherein your electronic email address emerged as one of the online winning email in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash award of 601,000.00(Six Hundred And One Thousand Euros).
We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more information concerning the verification processing and eventual payment of the above prize to you. It is important to note that your award information was released today the 31st of May, 2007 with the following particulars attached to it.

(I) EMAIL ATTACH NUMBER : TK390/12/67
(ii) SERIAL NUMBER: KG/1960/30/16
(!!!)LUCKY WINNING NUMBER : 2-20-29-41-49

Please contact the claim agents within 5 working days to facilitate the release of your prize, you are required to mention the above particulars of your award in every correspondence addressed to the processing agents.
----------------------------------------------------

MR. DONALD VAN DICK OF EUROMILLION AGENCY
NETHERLANDS OFFICE ADDRESS:HEMELRIJKEN 100,5612 LB EINDHOVEN - NETHERLANDS .
TEL: 0031-644-745-644 OR 011-31-644-745-644
FAX: 0031-847-151-754 OR 011-31-847-151-754
Email: europmillions@aim.com
----------------------------------------------------

The Euro millions Awards is sponsored by a consortium of software promotion companies. The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers, Microsoft and other international companies. Euro millions Internet draw is held periodically and is so organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide. We are proud to say that over ( 20.417.00 Euros) are won annually in more than 150 countries worldwide. Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 15th of June, 2007.Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch number in all correspondence.Once again on behalf of all our staff,CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Sincerely,

MRS.AGNES VAN GAAL
Promotions Coordinator


These morons think I speak German:

CHRISTIANA MEGAN,RAYMOND BUREN & ASSOCIATES SOLICITORS & ADVOCATES JOHANNESBURG, SUD-AFRIKA.

PRIVAT & VERTRAULICH

Sehr geehrter,

Mein Name ist Raymond Buren, bin ein 55 jähriger Anwalt aus JOHANNESBURG,
SUD- AFRIKA.Ich bin zur Zeit in Europa (Belgien).
Einer meiner 15 Jährigen Klienten ,ein Deutscher American Namens Peter
Lenze,
welcher über 18 Jahre für eine Diamanten Bergbaufirma ( Debsawna Diamond
Company Pty Limited) gearbeitet hat, ist leider im November 2003 mit
seiner Famillie an einem Planefall verunglückt.

Aus seiner Tätigkeit als Bergbauunternehmer und Contractor ist ein
ansehnliches Vermögen angewachsen und betrug bei seinem Ableben rund
14.5 Mio US$.Während der Jahre unserer Zusammenarbeit hat sich ein grosses
Vertrauen
zu mir gebildet und nach seinem Tode konnte ich sogar seine Prokuristin
anstellen.

Todtraurig hat sich bis zum heutigen Tag kein Verwandter oder
Angehöriger gemeldet um das Vermögen zu übernehmen.
Bei uns in Sud- Afrika besteht ein Gesetz , dass Vermögen welche nicht
innert 3 Jahren in Anspruch genommen werden an die Regierungskasse
übergehen.
Dies möchte ich mit allen Mitteln verhindern.Aus diesem Grund habe mich
bemüht über eine Security Company und einem Sperrkonto ( Safe Deposit Box )
das
Vermögen zu sichern damit es nicht an die Regierung zurückfällt.

Ich suche ferner aus diesem Grund, einen europäischen Partner mit
welchem ich einen Vertrag abschliessen kann und über ihn
(Firma,Name,Adresse,Tel,Fax etc,) diese Geldtransaktion abwickeln zu
können.

Dieser Partner würde für seine Dienste mit 30% Provision belohnt.
Gerne würde ich von ihnen erfahren ob sie an so einem Projekt interessiert
wären? Sie koennen mich unter diese E-mail erreichen
raymondburen@aim.com ;

Herzlichen Dank ,ich würde mich über ihre Koorperation freuen.

Mfg,

Raymond Buren

And more Lottery Scams:

YOU HAVE WON!!! CONTACT CLAIM OFFICE REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/4034/8161/04 BATCH NUMBER: 15/011/IPD

RESULT FOR CATEGORY A

Dear Winner,

We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the First Category of the Staat Lottery Promotion,Winners were picked by computerized system, drawn from company and individual e-mail addresses worldwide.The draws is officially announced today 31ist of May, 2007.You are therefore been awarded alump sum pay out of €500,000(Five hundred thousand Euros), which is the winning payout for Category A winners.

NOTE: For easy reference and identification,find below your Reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in your correspondence with your claims Department.

REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/4034/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 15/011/IPD
LUCKY NUMBERS:52-6-39-15-36-1
SERIAL NUMBER:2197/03
Please contact staatclaim department immediately for due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice:



United Kingdom National Lottery,
2 Lansdowne Row,
Berkeley Square,
London, W1J 6H,
United Kingdom.

CONGRATULATIONS!
United Kingdom National Lottery,
We happily announce to you the Draw (#942) of the BRITISH NATIONAL
LOTTERY, online British National Lottery program held on 30th
May,2007.Your e-mail address attached to Ticket Number:
8603775966738 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the Winning
numbers:05,08,11,27,30,46
(bonus no.34),which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd
category i.e
match 3 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total
sum of
£1,000,000.00 (One Million pound Sterling) in cash credited to
your
file. This is from a total cash prize of £20,350,000.00,shared
amongst
the
Winners with different amount won in this category i.e Match 3 plus
bonus .All participants for the online version were selected randomly
from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted
from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are
listed
online.
Please contact our Fiduciary Agent for VALIDATION.
Barrister Ashley Richard.
Email:fiduciary_claim13@yahoo.co.uk
Tel:+447045706754

Mrs Caroline Andrews
UK ONLINE COORDINATOR
British( UK ) National Lottery,
OCEANIC B.T COMPANY,
UNITED KINGDOM

More Idiots

Fidelity Investments International United Kingdom. --------------------------------------------------

I am Mr.John. Fisher, The Fund Manager of Fidelity Investment
International.The World Largest Fund Management Company with over
?1.2Trillion Capital Investment Fund.

Neverthless, as The Fidelity Fund Manager, I handle all our Investor's
Direct Capital Funds and secretly extracted 1.2% Excess Maximum Return
Capital Profit (EMRCP) per annum on each of the Investor's Marginal
Capital Fund.As an expert,I have made over £45, 745, 000, 00 from the
Investor's EMRCP and hereby looking for someone to trust who will stand
as an Investor to receive the fund as Annual Investment Proceeds from
Fidelity Marginal Capital Fund.

All confirmable documents to back up the claims will be made available
to you prior to your acceptance. Meanwhile,I have worked out the
modalities and technincalities whereby the funds can be claimed in any
of our 6 Clearing Houses without any hitches.

Our sharing ratio will be 50-50. If you are interested,you should send
your direct email contact so we could discuss more on the deal as
regard the
transaction. N:B; Do not contact my office number or email for any
reason,mainly for security purposes,all correspondence must be through
this private box:jonyfisher2007@yahoo.es

Sincerely,

Mr.John Fisher

And can you believe people are still responding to this nonsense???

I MAKE THIS APPEAL WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT ANY FACTS OR OPINION EXPRESSED BY ME ARE GIVING IN CONAFIDENCE AND SOLELY FOR YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION AND USE. Meanwhile I had already sent you this same letter two weeks ago, but I am not sure if it did get to you since I have not heard from you, i am Mr: karimmichael The manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of my Bank.

In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of US$8.5M, (Eight Million,
Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) with account number 14-2558-5976 that
belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his wife and
only daughter in a plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight number 261 which
crashed on January 31, 2000. You shall read more about the crash on visiting
this site http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/The owner of
this account is Mr. Morris Thompson an American and great industrialist and
a resident of Alaska.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business
proposal to you and for our bank to release the money to you. You have to
follow the instruction which I will be send to you as the next of kin or
relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody
is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into our bank treasury as
unclaimed bill. The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that if such
money remained unclaimed after nine 9 years, the money will be transfered
into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The money has now stayed more than
seven to eight years and I am preparing documentaion to prove that this
money has been transfered to our bank treasury. It will be between me and
you only that will know that the money is not transfered into our treasure.
This request of foreigner as next of kin in this transaction is occasioned
by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabé cannot stand
as next of kin to a foreigner. In appreciation of your assistance, I am
offering you 30% of the total sum. 5% for contingencies (cost of
transfer/other charges) likely to be incurred during the course of
transaction, while the remaining 65% is for me.Upon receipt of your reply.
I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application which you
will complete and forward to our bank asking for this money to be paid to
you as the next of kin to Mr;Morris Thomson. I will not fail to bring to
your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not
entertain any fear as all required arrangements have been made for the
transfer.
You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this mail through
the above email. PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY SHOULD YOU
CONSIDER MY URGENT REQUEST.
Yours Faithfully,
I Mr karimmichael

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May 23, 2007
The stupidest of Mugus

It rarely happens.... But I love it when one of the ignorant Nigerian 419 spammers loses his temper with me. In fact, I love toying with them. This idiot has spent the entire day insulting me, since I told him to piss off!

"hw did u get urself on net, morther fucker"

That was after I asked him if he could spell... Hehe, obviously no...

"ur you one of the mugu, u r so stupid"

After accusing him of being a Mugu... Oh I feel so stupid! Yeah right!


This,

Hello Dear, I know it will be a surprise to receive this letter from a stranger, anyway let me start by introducing myself to you. I am Mr. Johnson Alex, from Gauteng, South Africa. I work with a bank in South Africa, and the reason of this mail is about business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction. PROPOSITION: I discovered an abandoned sum of Twenty-Two Million United States Dollars ($22,000,000.00) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family. Since his death, none of his next-of kin or relations has come forward to lay claims for this money as the heir. I cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Upon this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by me for the funds to be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin. It may interest you to know that I have secured from the probate an order of mandamus to locate any of deceased beneficiaries. Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual business, Endeavour by furnishing me with the following, which will be used to transfer the funds into your account with immediate effect. 1. Beneficiary name and address. 2. Copy of your international passport. 3. Your private telephone / fax number. These requirements will enable me file letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer can be made. I shall be compensating you with 25% of the total money on final conclusion of this project, and 5% will be map out for any expenses with might incur during transferring of the funds, while the rest shall be for me. Your share stays while the rest shall be for me for investment purposes. I find myself privileged to have this information and this is a great opportunity of a lifetime of success without risks. Look forward to your urgent responses, Mr. Johnson Alex. E-mail: alexjohnson2010@yahoo.com

was the Rocket Scientists' first email. Someone needs to explain to him that we Macho guys dont call each other "Dear." Hehe...

Welcome to Mugu Hell, Johnson!

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May 22, 2007
Today's Mugu Idiot

You all know how much I hate it when they use God's name to steal...

From: Mrs Lilian Jones

PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USED IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.
I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Dr.Harry Jones
who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died
in the year 2000.We were married for eleven years without a child.
He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his
death we were both born again Christians.Since his death I decided not to
re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is
against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 10Million
Dollars (Ten Million United State Dollars) with one finance/security company
in Amsterderm Holland.
Presently, this money is still with the Security Company. Recently, my
Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer
problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known
my condition I decided to donate this
fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize
this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will
use this funds to fund churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word
of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us
to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth.
I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit
this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my
husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a
situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.
Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death
hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of
the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I
shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard
because of my health because of the presence of my husband's relatives
around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall
give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Amsterderm Holland.
I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the
original- beneficiary of this funds. I want you and the church to always
pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a
life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve
him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or
christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will
act accordingly as I stated herein.
Hoping to hearing from you.

N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GIVE THE
LAWYER IN CHARGE A CALL IN HOLLAND IMMEDIATELY, HE
DOES EVERYTHING ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY
UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR
SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME AMEN.
Name: PETER STEVENS
Tel number: 0031-617-862-277
Email: peterstevens300@aol.com
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,

Mrs. Lilian Jones


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April 27, 2007
Repeat After Me...

Microsoft is NOT in the Lottery business...


FROM THE DESK OF THE MICROSOFT
COORDINATOR {MICROSOFT GLOBAL E-MAIL LOTTERY}
INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
MADRID SPAIN.
FILE REF:ES/0646/04/07/MICS
BATCH: MC11/7091/5PDH /EU


OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION:


DEAR WINNER:

It is obvious that this notification will come to you as a suprise but please
find time to read it carefully as we congratulate you over your success in the
following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online
Sweepstakes organized by Microsoft,in conjunction with the foundation for the
promotion of software products,(F.P.S.), held on the 27th of April 2007,in
MADRID SPAIN.

Wherein your electrononic email address emerged as one of the online winning
emails in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award of
1,000,000.00Euros(One Million Euros only).

Our winners are arranged into four categories with different winning prizes
accordingly in each category.They are arranged in this format below:

CATEGORY NO.OF WINNERS WINNING PRIZES
1st. 2 1,000,000:00euros each
2nd. 8 800,000:00euros each
3rd. 13 470,000:00euros each
4th. 27 170,000:00euros each


We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact
the processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more
informations concerning the verification, processing and eventual payment of
the above prize to you.

It is important to note that your award information was released with the
following particulars attached to it.


(1) Award Number: ES 22/777
(2) Email Ticket Number: ES553/26/96
(3) Batch Number: MC11/7091/5PDH /EU
(4) The File Reference Number: ES/0646/40/07/MICS
(5) Serial Number: McST/006/ES4657
(6) Lottery Code: MCST 002/54-007

For verification purposes be sure to include:

(1) Your mailing address.
(2) Your Tel/Fax numbers.
(3) Your Nationality/Country.
{4}Your Full Names


To file for your claim,Please contact your Validating Officer for VALIDATION
of your winning within Twenty-one working days of this winning
notification.Winnings that are not validated within Twenty-one working days of
winning notification are termed void and invalid.You are required to mention
the above particulars of your award in every correspondence to enable the
Agent validate your winning.


CONTACT INFORMATIONS:
****************************************************
NAME: MR.DON STEVE JOSE.
FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER
MICROSOFT SECURITY DEPARTMENT(ES).
Tel: +34-697 559 373
Fax: +34-91-291-98-03
E-mail: manage@qiroyal.com
****************************************************

The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by our
CEO/Chairman, Bill Gates:
gif and a consortium of software promotion companies.The Intel Group, Toshiba,
Dell Computers Hp and other International Companies.The Microsoft internet E-
mail draw is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the
Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.


Once again on behalf of all our staff,


CONGRATULATIONS!

Yours faithfully,

Dr Richard Kelly Lovati
MICROSOFT E-MAIL LOTTERY PROMOTION COORDINATOR.

Copyright © 1994-2007 The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards Promotion
Inc. All rights reserved. Terms of Service -Guideline.

DO NOT send me an idiotic email asking if you WON this lottery. It obviously is fake!

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April 26, 2007
This letter may come as a surprise to you....
Greetings Dear Friend I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise,please accept the content in good faith. I do not intend to cause any grief to you and your family.The reason for sending this mail is very fundamental because I and My Family are in serious problem and we need your help. My Name is Mrs Dolly Richards, daughter Of late Mr Chico Richards.I am about to tell you something that I have not discuss with anyone excluding my lawyer. My father was a big time farmer in south Africa, he uses most of South Africa land for farming. The Government in South Africa gave him those lands for farming and he will pay back when he have the money, it was like a loan. They gave him the lands as loan .My father was very successful in the farming business and he paid all the money he owed the Government back. Some top officials In the Government were Jealous because of his wealth. They wanted him to Join them carry out a dubious deal against the Government but he refused, so they plan to kill him and claim all his wealth to finance their dubious deal. My father has really worked hard to be successfull in the business in South Africa. On one faithfull day he was driving from the office and he was shot twice by some armed men.He was rushed to the hospital by a good Samaritan but he did not make it, he had loss so much blood and could not survive. Before his death he transfered most of his fund to a Security company In Holland.He gave me the contact Information to the Security company which the fund was located. Those people were looking for me and my family and we ran to Nigeria for safety because they know we knew were my father funds were lying. I contacted the Security company yesterday on how I could collect the funds with my lawyer assistance and they told me that I need a foreign beneficiary outside Africa because of Security reasons. And I don’t have anyone outside Africa that will stand for me as a beneficiary. They said they are holding (TWENTY MILLION USDOLLARS) for my father. My father never told me the amount of the money I was so shock. They also said that the funds has been deposited there for about four years now and it has accumulated demurrage which we must pay before the consignment will be released. They calculated the demurage to a total sum of $3,765USD. I do not have this money, I took nothing with me from South Africa because of the problems I and my family are facing. All my father properties was extorted from us and confisicated. Please assist me in paying this fee to the security company to clear the funds. I will reimburse you in double, when you receive the total sum. As I will travel to your country to meet you for the sharing. My lawyer told me to look for a beneficiary. That Is my problem now, My mother is willing to give Seven Million USDOLLARS to you if you will help the family. Please If you can help me and my family in anyway I will appreciate It a lot and in paying the demurrage fee.Please do reply me if you can assist me financially and I will like you to tell me more about yourself, so that I will know who I am dealing with.I and my family have decided that we will pay you double of what you will pay for demurage and Seven Million Dollars for your help. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for an individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act according to my specification herein. I will also be most glad if you can tell me a little about yourself.Hoping to hear from you. Thank you and may the Almighty bless you. Please reply me back to the below address.

mrsdollyric8@yahoo.co.uk

Thank you,
Miss Dolly Richards
FOR THE FAMILY

or maybe it won't

Yeah, the idiots are still at it.... But it's FOR THE FAMILY!

Posted by David A at 09:03 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 702 Words
April 24, 2007
It's been a long, hard day...
CONGRATULATIONS!!! TRANSGLOBAL LOTTERY ONLINE GAME 2007

FROM THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRICE AWARD DEPARTMENT
REF NO.: EGS/2251256003/05
BATCH NO.; 14/0017/1PD
TICKET NO: AY7484353809NL
WINNING NOTIFICATION
Transglobal Lottery wishes to inform you about the result of email ballot Lottery International Program by Great Britain held on the 2nd of April 2007 for UK Citizens and non UK Citizens. Your email account has been picked amongst winners. You have therefore been approved to claim one million five hundred and fifty thousand United State Dollars (USD 1,550,000.00) only. This is from a total cash price of ten million United State Dollar (USD10,000,000.00) shared amongst the first one hundred (100) lucky winners.

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential until your claims have been processed and your money received. Please remember to quote your reference#, batch #, ticket # and your Lucky # in all correspondence. 08,14,19,28,29,48,Bonus 06,To file for your claim, please contact our Foreign Service Manager for category A Grand premium Lottery Winners (Mr. Mark Williams)through this e-mail address; markwilliams_40@yahoo.se. The said sum has since been deposited with a reputable finance house waiting for the immediate remittance into your nominated bank account. This promotion takes place annually and it is sponsored by Bill Gates of Microsoft and Proton Motors Berhad Malaysia, to encourage the use of Internet and Computers world wide.

All winners are advice to keep winning information confidential until claim has been processed and money remitted to them. It is part of our security protocol to avoid double claming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Kindly confirm to us the receipt of this notice, to enable us submit your file to our Finance House, for processing and releasing of your fund.

Be informed that your winning prize has a Hard Cover Insurance Policy (HCIP) that makes it difficult to deduct a cent until the sum is finally credited into your designated account in full amount. In view of the above you are hereby requested to contact this Agency Mr. Mark Williams Foreign Service manager for Category A through this email address; markwilliams_40@yahoo.se, as soon as possible.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Best regards,
Mrs. Aisha Muhammad.
Lottery Co-ordinator. Serial No.744604874


Good thing I won a lottery that I never entered... Huh?

Wait.... Oh My Gawd!

I won two!

Yahoo/Msn Lottery Incoperation Baley House, Har Road Sutton, Greater London SM1 4TE United Kingdom.

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of One million Great Britain Pound

Sterlings(£1,000,000.00) for the month of APRIL 2007 Lottery promotion which is organized by

YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE.

YAHOO/MSN & MICROSOFT WINDOWS, collects all the email addresses of the people that are active

online, among the millions that subscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail,we only select five people every

Month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,we

congratulate you for being one of the people selected.

These are your identification numbers:

Batch number.....................YM 09102XN
Reff number.......................YM35447XN
Winning number...................YM09788

you are to send your winning identification numbers to the EVENTS MANAGER,to enable him verify

your claims.How ever you will have to fill and submit this form to the events manager for

verification & direction on how you can claim your winning fund.

1.Name.2.Address.3.Nationality.4.Age.5.Occupation.6.Phone/Fax.
7.mode of collection:BANK TRANSFER OR COURIER DELIVERY?

(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)

NAME: DR. MAXWELL JONES [MR.]
Emails: maxwell_jones14@yahoo.com.hk
Tel: +447024095164

Thank you and Accept my hearty congratulations once
again!

Yours faithfully,
Mrs Sandra Kate
(Yahoo/Msn Lottery Games/Lottery Coordinator).

Posted by David A at 12:09 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 591 Words
April 19, 2007
What kind of idiot falls for this....

Some of these guys Are WAY beyond stupid.
This idiot, or someone using the same name and picture, has sent me this crap before, but obviously did not get the message.
One has to ask the simple question... What kind of morons are actually answering these people. I mean you KNOW you dont have any contract with Nigeria... Why would you even bother to respond. And if you get conned by these people, you DESERVE it, because YOU were yourself running a scam in trying to get this money.

FROM THE DESK OF THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA(CBN) PROF.CHARLES SOLUDO D/L:+234-80-6135-8244. Reply to E-Mail (cbn.soludo_office008@yahoo.co.uk) ATTN: Mr. David S. Anderson. Your mail has been recieved by me. I am executive Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), meanwhile, I got your file in my table office as one of the Contractors who have not received their payments. And i am asked to pay you, your outstanding payment is $15.7 million dollars (Fifteen million seven hundred thousand united states dollars) by the President of Nigeria, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo. All i need from you, is to fill information state below: 1) Your full name. 2) Phone, fax and mobile #. 3) Company name, position and address. 4) Profession, age and marital status. 5) International Pass-Port or Drivers Liciense. With all these it will enable me to commence the Nigerian President CHIEF OLUSEGUN OBASANJO to obtain an approval letter and also obtain all the necessary legal back up documents for your over due payment, as i am looking forward to recieve all your needed information soonest.

YOURS SINCERELY,

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PROFESSOR CHARLES C. SOLUDO
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)

Posted by David A at 12:13 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 277 Words
April 18, 2007
My poor naive Ticos

On the news last night was a story about a young Costa Rican guy who charged $1000 on his credit card to send to these morons.... IF YOU DONT BUY A FREAKING TICKET, YOU CAN NOT WIN A FREAKING LOTTERY PEOPLE!

LOTTONET CASINO SWEEPSTAKES LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL. FROM: INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT. REGIONAL HEADQUARTERS 11-TH APRIL,2007.

REFERENCE NUMBER: LLI/VPX/5213/1176.
BATCH NUMBER: 1047/92710/CP/ABY.

RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE

Sir/Madam,

We are pleased to inform you of the just concluded recently released results of the (***WINNERS***) in the LOTTONET CASINO SWEEPSTAKES LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL E-MAIL ADDRESS PROMOTIONS PROGRAMME. This is to commemorate the forthcoming celebration of the worlds WORKERS DAY--MAY 1ST,2007.Visit Website(http://flag.blackened.net/daver/anarchism/mayday).

HURRAY!!! Your Email Address which was attached to TICKET NUMBER: 4208-2113-59-12.with SERIAL NUMBER VB-246811.drew LUCKY STAR NUMBER:
905-81401-063.which consequently won in the 2ND category.You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 750,000.00 Euro. (SEVEN HUNDRED&FIFTY THOUSAND EUROS ONLY) already insured in your favour.


HOW DID YOU WIN???HOW DID THEY GET MY EMAIL ADDRESS???


NO TICKETS WERE SOLD DIRECTLY TO YOUR PERSON,BUT RATHER YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WAS LUCKILY SELECTED RANDOMLY BY A COMPUTERIZED BALLOT MACHINE TO HAVE WON THE PRIZE(750,000.00EUROS).


All participants measuring 100,000.000.00 Million names were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from all over the world,Africa,Asia,America,Australia e.t.c.


SPONSORS:This lottery was promoted and sponsored by the World Lottery Association in conjunction with UNESCO,UNICEF and a few European Economic States, under very strict governmental supervision and regulations.

This promotional program takes place once every year to help allevate and enhance the minimun wage of workers all over the world in their selfless service and in support for humanitarian aid scheme over the state of human and financial standard of living for each winning families/individuals/companies e.t.c, towards the enhancement,growth and establishment to a greater height.

You are to quickly contact our nominated fiduciary claims agent with the email address and telephone below,,who is to personally help you and act as your :TRUSTEES CLAIM AGENT: to collect your prize award fund 750,000.00EUR.

NETWORKING EQUITY CONSULTANT&SECURITIES
DR.JAMESON ROBERTS.
TEL: +34-639-013-133.
EMAIL: SERVICEQUITY@MYWAY.COM


Note: Anybody under the age of 18 years is automatically disqualified and this winning notification should be kept confidential for security reasons until your funds must have been collected.

Sincerely yours,
Wesley H.Scorffs.
Regional President/Lottery Coordinator
http://www.lottostrategies.com/

CONFIDENTIALITY: This e-mail message is confidential and is intended only for the addressee of the email address holder who is to immediately report directly and only to the claims agent(servicequity@myway.com). Any unauthorized use or disclosure is strictly prohibited. Disclosure of this e-mail to anyone other than the intended addressee does not constitute waiver of privilege. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately and delete this. Thank you for your cooperation.


Posted by David A at 10:38 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 454 Words
April 14, 2007
When will these idiots get it?

I have not published too many of these lately as I have been busy, and one of my long time readers gave me shit about becoming an all Mugu, all the time blog!


From The Desk Of Mr Mallam Shaibu.
The Head Of File Department,
African Development Bank A.D.B
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West Africa .
Phone: 00226-7885 75 97.
PLANE CRASH WEB SITE...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm.

("REMITTANCE OF $15 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE")


Compliments Of The Season 2007,

Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and
may offend your personality for contacting you without your prior consent
and
writing through this channel.I got your contact from the proffesional data
base
found in the internet Yahoo tourist search.When i was searching for a
foreign reliable partner.I assured of your capability and reliability to
champion this business opportunity.

After series of prayers/fasting.i was divinely directed to contact you
among other names found in the data base Yahoo tourist search.I believe that
God has a way of helping who is in need.

I am (Mr Mallam Shaibu),the Head of file Department in African
development bank (ADB).

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $ 15 million U.S.A
dollars ( fifteen million U.S.A dollars) . In an account that belongs to one
of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in (Monday
31st July 2000) in a plane crash. Since we got information about his death,
we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money
because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin
or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines, but
unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died
along side with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I and one official in my department
now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to
you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent
disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to
go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained
unclaimed after eight years, the money will be transferred into the Bank
treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this
business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner, and a
Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. We agree that 30 % of
this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision
of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incured during the
business and 60 % would be for me and my woman colleague. There after i will
visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.

Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged,
you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased
indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone
and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the
money will be remitted.Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax
or email the text of the application I will not fail to bring to your notice
that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any
atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

You should contact me on my number 00226-7885 75 97 immediately as soon as
you receive this letter. Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Your’s faithfully,

Mr Mallam Shaibu.
FROM (ADB) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.
GOD BLESSINGS,PROTECTIONS AND GUIDIANCE TO YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.

(FILL THIS FORM BELLOW PLEASE AND RESEND IT TO ME).

1) Your Full Name..............................
2) Your Age........................................
3) Marital Status.................................
4) Your Phone Number…………….......
5) Your Fax Number............................
6) Your Country………………................
7) Your Occupation..............................
8)Sex...................................................
9) Your Religion...................................

POST SCRITUM:You have to keep everything secret as to enable the transfer to
move very smoothly in to the account you will prove to the bank.As you
finished reading this letter call me immediately so that we discuss very
well over this business.


Oooops... I didn't keep it secret, did I?

Posted by David A at 04:56 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 737 Words
Oh My Goodness, someone wants to "accost" me!
Hello ,

How is your family? hope all of you are fine, if so splendid.I wish to
accost you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us.
After careful consideration with my wife and children, we resolved to
contact you for your most needed assistance in this manner. I duly apologize
for infringing on your privacy, if this contact is not acceptable to you, as
I make this proposal to you.

Yaw Osafo-Maafo is my name and former Ghanaian minister of finance.Although
I was sacked by President John Kufuor on 28 April 2006 for the fact I signed
$29 million book publication contract with Macmillan Education without
reference to the Public Procurement Board and without Parliamentary
approval. I have taken pains to find your contact through personal
endeavours.I decided to contact you after due thought in respect of a
transfer of a huge sum of money,

You can read more on this web page
http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/artikel.php?ID=103713

Right now, I was being probed because of it. As matter of fact, $15million
part of the money was lodged into security company in london, were the funds
is been deposited. the money will be release to you for investment. I would
like you to give this a highly confidential approach. Any question you wish
to ask concerning this deal, do not delay to ask.

Presently, I do not need any telephone discussion for safety,because they
are monitoring my move.my international passport as been seize by the
government,once I get a good respond from you.i we give you my lawyer
contact in london so you can assist in to get the fund from the finance
house.i really need your help to assist me and my family.i we give you 30%
and your expenses,also you we invest the money for me before I come over and
keeping me posted.hoping to hear from you.


PLEASE CONFIDENTIAL

I wait your response.
My regards,
Minister,Yaw Osafo-Maafo.

These idiots never fail to amaze me!

Posted by David A at 11:16 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 329 Words
April 08, 2007
Sunday Scams

I have not posted any scams for a while... Its not that these idiots have stopped sending me their ludicrous emails, it's just that I got tired of them.

The Banker

DEAR FRIEND,
I am Mr.Joseph Poon Executive Director Of Operations of the Hang Seng Bank
Ltd,Sai Wan Ho Branch,171 Shaukiwan Road Hong Kong.


An Iraqi named Hamadi Hashem a business man made a numbered fixed deposit
of (346,736,899.68 HKD) for 18 calendar months; this is valued to Forty Four
million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon
maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war, four years
ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no
response came from him.

We later found out that Hamadi Hashem and his family had been killed during
the war in bomb blast that hit their home at Mukaradeeb where his personal
oil well was.After further investigation it was also discovered that Hamadi
Hashem did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the
paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me

the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit
in my bank.

So, Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still
lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers
me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration five
years six months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong
Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.


My proposal, I am prepared to place you as the next of kin in a position to
instruct HANG SENG BANK to release the deposit to you as the closest
surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the
money with you in half. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of
kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds FIFTY -
FIFTY. I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that
would have drawn a straight line in my involvement in claiming the deposit.

I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within a few
days. I will simply inform the bank of the final closing of the file
relating to Hamadi Hashem I will then officially communicate with my Bank
and instruct them to release the deposit to you. With these: all is done. I
am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no
interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you
do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you,
delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my
career because you do not approve of my proposal.

You may not know this but people like myself who have made tidy sums out of
comparable situations run the whole private banking sector. I am not a
criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be
hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I
make this move. Such opportunities only come ones way once in a lifetime. I
cannot let this chance pass me by, for once I find myself in total control
of my destiny.


These chances won’t pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if
you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do
not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them
with new opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a task
well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have
here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the
only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a
name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Let’s
share the blessing.


If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a
conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official
channels;I will deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not
want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want you
contacting me through my official email account. Contact me only through the
numbers I will provide for you and also through this email address:
enquiriess_josephpoon@yahoo.com.hk. I do not want any direct link between
you and me. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically
monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total
Quality Management Policy. Please observe this instruction religiously.
Please, again, note I am a family man, I have wife and children.

I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the
consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained
and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is
the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray
my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting soon.


Should you be interested please send me your full names, Phone Number and
current residential address and I will prefer you to reach me on the email
address below.E-mail: enquiriess_josephpoon@yahoo.com.hk.
Finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

I await your response.
Mr.JOSEPH POON.


The Good Samaritan Dying True Believer

Dear Beloved in Christ,

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth, I
had no choice than to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God for
eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God & his mercies and
glory upon my life.

I am Mrs .Sheila Johnson the wife of Mr Harold Johnson, my husband worked
with the Chevron/Texaco in Kenya for twenty years before he died in theyear
2001.

We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband died after a
brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both
born again Christians.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my
matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive
he deposited the sum ofUS$3.5M. (Three Million Five Hundred Thousand
U.S.Dollars) with a Bankin Europe. Presently, this money is still with the
Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to
sign forthe release of this money or rather issue a letter of authorization
to somebody to receive it on my behalf if I can not come over.

Presently, I'm in a hospital in Kenya where I have been undergoing
treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my
doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last
wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations anywhere in the
World.

Because relatives and friend shave plundered so much of my wealth since my
illness, I cannot live withthe agony of entrusting this huge responsibility
to any of them.

Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand and collect the Funds
from the Bank.

I want a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund
churches, orphanages and widows propagating theword of God and to ensure
that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I
tookthis decision because I don't have any child that will inherit thismoney
and my husband's relatives are not Christians and I don't want myhusband's
hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers.

I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly
manner.Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraidof
death hence I know where I am going.

I know that I am going to bein the bosom of the Lord.

Exodus {14 VS14} says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my
peace.

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my
soundless voice and presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I
don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are
possible.

As soon as i receive your reply I shall give you the contact of my attorney
who is in Europe as he will be the one to assist you in laying claims for
this funds. Kindly send your reply to my private email address which is as
follows: mrs.sheila_johnson@yahoo.es
Your Sister in Christ,

Mrs.Sheila Johnson.


Now neither of these idiots is who they say they are. They are thieves and scumbags who think you are stupid... AND NO....

You did not win the Lottery either....

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS The Marina Offices, St Peters Yacht Basin, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE6 1HX England.

Customer Services

WINNING NOTICE FOR CATEGORY \"A\" WINNER

BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING
NOTIFICATION

Dear Lucky Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY international Lottery programs. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 21,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet, no tickets were sold. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as one of three winners in the category \"A\" with the following winning Information:

REF No: UK/9420X2/68
BATCH No: 074/05/ZY369
TICKET No: 20511465463-7644
SERIAL No: S/N-00168
LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83

You as well as the other winners are therefore to receive a cash prize of £1,450,000 (One million, Four Hundred and Fifty Thousand pounds
sterling) each from the total payout. Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report. To begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised to contact our licensed and accredited claims agent for Category \"A\" winners with the information below:

To file for your claim, Contact the processing Consultant:

Name: Mr. Nolan Woods
Email: uknl.uknl@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: +44 701 113 1297
+44 701 113 4242
Fax: +44 7 07 502 4485

Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence. You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public
especially your reference and ticket numbers (This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained).You are hereby advice to send the assigned fiduciary Agent details below for Processing of your Claims:

(1) FULL NAME
(2) FULL ADDRESS
(3) NATIONALITY.
(4) DATE OF BIRTH
(5) OCCUPATION
(6) WINNING EMAIL
(7) TELEPHONE NUMBER
(8) DATE OF WINNING NOTIFICATION
(9) SEX
(10) TOTAL AMOUNT WON
(11) MARITAL STATUS
(12) COUNTRY OF ORIGIN

Sincerely,
Mrs. Cecilia Moore
FOR UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Nor this one...

ATTN: WINNER,

We happily announce to you the draw of the LOTTERY UK INTERNATIONAL,
your email address attached to Reference Number: 47,DH,82/LUKI with Ticket No:
67/836 which subsequently won you one of the Jackpot cash prizes.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £3,500,000.00(Three
Million Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds) in cash credited to FILE
CATEGORY - LUKI/UK01/2007. All participants for the online version were
selected randomly from the World Wide Web through a computer draw system and
extracted from over 50,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are
listed online.

To commence processing of your winnings, you MUST FORWARD a copy of this email
to our claims director via contact information below;

MR. AARON GRAHAM,
CLAIMS DIRECTOR,
CLAIMS DEPARTMENT,
Tel:+44 703 194 8432
Fax:+44 871 715 1559
Email: aarongraham5_lotteryukinter@yahoo.co.uk
Cc: aarongraham@web2mail.com

Congratulations once again from me, and entire members of staff of the LOTTERY
UK INTERNATIONAL and it is our hope that you participate in any of our
international programs in the nearest future.

Thank you.
Yours faithfully,
Jessica Pamer,
PROMOTION DEPARTMENT,
LOTTERY UK INTERNATIONAL,
LUKI BUILDING,
250 Old Broad Street
London EC2N 1HQ,
United Kingdom.

Posted by David A at 11:59 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 2100 Words
March 22, 2007
There IS NO Australian Lottery online....

MR1 KABIRI_WINNING_CERTIFICATE.JPG

And you can BET, if there was one, they would not issue idiotic certificates like this one.

LEARN PEOPLE.... You can NOT win a lottery that you did not buy or otherwise receive a ticket for!

Posted by David A at 10:11 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 36 Words
February 20, 2007
Today's Mugus
I know this message may come to you as a surprise but please treat it for the urgency expected by it. I'm Mrs Linda Raymond the junior sister to CAPTAIN FODAY SANKOH the leader of the Revolutionary United Front of Sierra Leone (RUF) who was arrested by the United Nations force in Sierra Leone on May 7th 2000 for his leading role in the rebel war in Sierra Leone. I am 24 years old.

At the arrest of my Senior brother, he instructed me
to take possession of documents covering a deposit of
USD30,000,000 {THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR. he
made with a security company in London(as the
closest person to him in the family) because his wife
and children ran away when the way became serious. I
went to his house where I found the document covering
the deposit of the US $30,000,000 million (THIRTY
MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR in his room.

This is part of the money he made from the sale of
Diamond and Gold which he was controlling the mining
and sales during his leadership of the rebel group
before his arrest.


The box was deposited as the
property of a foreign investor running from
Sierra-Leone because of the civil war with my brother
as the custodian /depositor while the beneficiary will
be introduced in due course.

The consignment/box had been in the security company
since then pending my getting a good arrangement of
what to do with the money as my brother asked me to
take care of it as he did not know the possibility
/when he may gain his freedom and he had been there
without his freedom in sight.

Note that the Security Courier was not told the real
content of the box which was declared Family Valuable
and they believe it to be precious stones.

With the recent success of the search party organised
by the United Nations and our country government in
finding the money of my brother in some countries
(both in his name and the name of our family members)
I am in urgent need to change the covering documents
of the deposit to a foreigners name and a friend gave
me your recommendation.

I now need your assistance as the foreign investor in
securing this money to your country and making viable
investment.. as I have decided to invest this money in
your country. I will give you 20% of the
$30,000,000million if you help me to secure this money
and invest it viably in your country.

Please if you are willing to help me, contact me
through the above addresses
for us to start the arrangements towards the movement
of the money to transfer to your country.

Thanks for anticipated co-operation. Awaiting your
urgent reply.

Best Regards
Linda Raymond

No Linda dear, it did not come as a surprise at all... Neither did this one...

Dear David, Compliments of the day. I well received your mail respond along with your picture to me with open heart and I solicit for trust and confidence between us in this noble transaction, because in a transaction of this nature whereby huge amount of money involved, there is need for trust to exist between us, may God bless you for your efforts to assist an orphan child like me.To tell you more about myself I am a single,165cm height, 58kg weight, brown eyes and black short hair, I am 23 years old, I am presently residing hidden in a local Hotel down here for safety of my life because of the enemies, Nobody is helping me or taking care of me down here and I don't have any other relatives or friends down here and overseas, that's why I contacted you for maximum assistance in this noble transaction. I have discuss with the bank president Mr. Jack Williams about you and Mr. Williams said the bank are going to need the below information from us so that they can transfer my fund to your account for the investment purpose. 1. Your banking details where the funds will be transfering into, Bank name and address, Account number, Routing number and Account holder's name. 2. Your direct telephone, fax and mobile numbers for prompt communication and for paper works. 3. Certificate of administration issue from the probate registry in Ministry of Justice here in Abidjan Cote d ivoire. 4. Certificate of sworn affidavit of trust/claim issue from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire. 5. Official Lodgement reciept issued to the original depositor which was my late father. I am in possession of the number (5) document which is the Official Lodgement reciept. Therefore what remaining are the number (1), (2), (3) and (4) requirements we need to get and submited to the bank to enable the bank to effected the wire transfer immediately. I asked the bank president how possible we can get the number (3) and (4) documents, He said that we can use the services of their financial Lawyer attached to their legal department. As a matter that require urgency below is the contact of the Bank as followings.. BNP PARIBAS COTE D'IVOIRE 17 Av.Terrasson de Fougères, BP 09 -Abidjan 17 Tél : 00 225 08 21 30 74 Fax : 00 225 20 21 88 23 Email : bnpparibas@email.com Email : president_bnpparibas@safe-mail.net Contact : Mr. Jack Williams (President Inter.Remittance Department).

Please contact the bank and acknowledge the requirements which the bank requested, when you contact the bank president ask him to give you the contact of the Lawyer who can help us to obtain the two other documents they requested which will empower them to facilitate the wire transfer of my fund ($5.7 million US dollars) to your account for investment purpose.

I will plead you with the name of God almighty to maintain the secret of this noble transaction between "Me and You" only untill we come to accomplished and I leave this country and fly to meet you over in your country for investment purpose and to continue my education as well in medicine, because I am suffering down here in this country without nobody helping me or taking care of me, my sufferness is too much for me to withstand, comparable to my age 23 years old and an orphan by the way. No father, no mother, no relatives, no friends. Imaging myself being alone at this tender age. Sincerely, if you could help me out as you promised me, franckly speaking I will always be of enough appreciations to you throughout my lifetime and I will always remember your goodness to me all the entire days of my life.

I have also attached to you my picture for more trust and confidence so you can know whom exactly you are dealing with in this noble transaction, please kindly send me your photo and your family too and a full informations about yourself, such as your occupation, marital status, positions, family background, your direct telephone and fax numbers, including home and office addresses ok. Like I told you in my first letter I am willing to give you 10% commission of the total sum $5.7 million US dollars, provided you help me out from my situation and also another 5% for any expenses that you will make during the entire of this transaction until the succesful end of it.

Please contact him so that both of you can arrange the urgent wire transfer of this my funds to your Bank account.....

I look forward hearing from you soonest after communicating with the banker.

With Love,

Jean Martins

There is only one little problem.... Dear Jean seems to think that her pictures:

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are supposed to make me lose my mind and reply immediately to her identity theft or advanced fee scam!

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In fact, JEAN is so illusionary that she actually thinks I am going to be so dazzled by her photos as to believe that I actually have been in communication with her. (This seems to be the new theme these days, send you an email like you are old buddies who have some pre-existing relationship or agreement.)

Unfortunately for poor Jean....


1. I am not some desperate bozo sitting in front of a computer screen waiting to be ripped off by the first half Naked Nigerian to hit me up.

2. Jean ain't all that hot in the first place.


So lesson to Mugus.... 1. Find someone hotter. 2. Send your emails to someone who is NOT a Mugu hater.
3. Piss off!

Posted by David A at 10:56 AM | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | 1417 Words
February 19, 2007
The "Kuwait Cancer is Back"

This idiot has sent me at least 50 of these in the last week, some of them have a different name, but other than that, the email is exactly the same. AND YES Virginia, there are people who are STUPID enough to believe these idiots!

From: Mrs. Victoria Thompson


I am the above named person from Kuwait . I am married to Dr.Alfred
Thompson who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before
he died in the year 2002.We were married for eleven years without a child.

He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his
death we were both born again Christians.Since his death I decided not to
re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is
against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 8 Million
Dollars (Eight Million United State Dollars) with one Finance/Security
Company in Amsterderm Holland. Presently, this money is still with the
Security Company.

Recently, my Doctor informed me that I would not last for the next three
months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke
sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this
fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize
this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church or
individual that will use this funds to fund churches, orphanages and widows
propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is
maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that
giveth.

I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this
money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my
husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a
situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.Hence the
reason for taking this bold decision.

I am not afraid of death because I know where I am going. I know that I am
going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord
will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone
communication in this regard because of my health and because of the
presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to
know about this development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I will
inform my lawyer to speedy up the process and to cooperate with you . I will
also issue a letter of authority that will prove you as the beneficiary of
this funds. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord
is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.
Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.
Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply
will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this
same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated
herein.

Hoping to hearing from you.

N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GIVE THE
LAWYER IN CHARGE A CALL IN UK IMMEDIATELY, HE
DOES EVERYTHING ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY
UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR
SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME AMEN.

Name:Barrister Gregory David
Tel number: +44 703 183 4375
Email: g2dave@yahoo.co.uk

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs. Victoria Thompson

Posted by David A at 10:23 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 608 Words
February 13, 2007
No "Dear," your email does not surprise me at all...

Since about 30 of you ignorant monkeys chose to send me the same bullshit every day....

Dear,

I know that this proposal might be a surprise to you but it as an emergency
to our condition with my mother here in Cote D' Ivoire Abijan, Be bless as you help
me and my mother to transfer and invest our money in your country.My name is
Chimara William with My Mother from the republic of Sudan in Central Africa Dafur,
now seeking for refuge in Cote D' Ivoire l under the(UNHCR)united nation high
commission for refuge with my mother.

I got your contact during a desperate search here in Ivory Coast Cote D Ivoire for a possible
investment transaction. My (late) father HON DR. ALMAMMY William, who was the
former ministre of finance and economy in Sudan before he was assinated by
the rebbles in the captal city of Khartoon 2003. And all our properties was
totally destroyed. However, we managed to escape with some of my father's
documents covering $18.500.000 Million dollars(Eighteen Million Five Hundered
Thousand us dollars Only) which is presently deposited safely in a Bank here
in Cote D' Ivoire Abijan West Africa on my name as the only son of the family and the next of kin.

The Bank have approved to transfer the fund deposited on my name but we are
looking for a trust and reaible foreign partner who will assist us to
transfer and inves the fund in his country. i was advice to live with my
mother to Cote D' Ivoire Abijan West Africa because i was the next target as the only son of my family. All the vital documents will be fax to you as our foreign partner
who will recive the fund for the investment.

Meanwhile,we are saddled with the problem of securing a trust worthy foriegn
personality to help us transfer the money and invest it in his country and
into his possession pending our arrival to meet with him. Furthermore, we
only want this done this way because your country is politically stable for
any profitable investment and only if you accept our proposal, you will
serve as the beneficiary of the fund on commencement of this proposed
transactions.

You will send me and my mother a letter of inviation to enable us to get a
visa and fly down to your country once the fund is been transfer to your
country.i hope you will not betray me and my mother because this money is
all our hope since my late fathe r died. I am giving you the offers as
mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist us, we have
decided to invest 40% of the total fund based on equity participation in
your company. Secondly, we shall also take 5% out for any miscelleneous
expenses that may occure during the transfer.

Conclusively, i wish you send me a reply immediately as soon as you recieve
this proposal so that we shall arrange on how this fund will be transfer to
your country. On commencement,this transaction will take nothing less than 4
working days to be accomplished as the bank managment told me and my mother.
All documents covering the fund are safe and intact with us here in Cote D' Ivoire Abijan

i will fax you all the vital documents to enable you to contact the Bank
firm for the transfer.my mother is sending her greetings to you and your
family. kindly keep this transfer secert and confidentail. contact me on
this telephone number as soon as you recive this massage. Tell + 225 064 084 73
for more chimarawilliam2006@walla.com

contact me on telephone urgent as soon you recive the massage for more
details and keep it confidetail between you as us.00 225 064 084 73
chimarawilliam2006@walla.com

my mother is sending her greetings to you and your family.call us urgent for
more detail chimarawilliam200010@ozu.es + 225 064 084 73

Thanks yours son, send me your telephone number ok

Williams & Mother

Posted by David A at 12:20 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 667 Words
Wouldn't it be funny....

If Yahoo sponsored a Lottery and then used a HOTMAIL address to make your claim? I dont know who is more stupid, the monkeys who send these out, or the idiots who give these people personal information or money.


YAHOO LOTTERY INC
Yahoo Lottery Incorporation
Barley House Harold Road
Sutton, Greater London United kingdom

Hello Madam/Sir

We are happy to inform you that you have won a prize
money of One million US DOLLARS ($1,000,000) for the
month of February 2007 lottery win promotion which is
organized by YAHOO LOTTORY INC every month.

YAHOO, collects all the mail identity of the people
online yahoo messenger and among the millions that
subscribe to yahoo messenger we only select five
people every Month as our winners through electronic
balloting System without the winner applying, we are
congratulating you for having been one of the people
selected.

PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM

You are to contact your Claims Agent on or
before your date of Claim., Winners Shall be paid in
accordance with his/her Settlement Center. Yahoo
Lottery Prize must be claimed no later than 30 days
from date of Draw Notification after the Draw date in
which Prize has won. Any prize not claimed within this
period will be forfeited.

These are your identification
numbers.......................
Batch number.....................Lwh 09102
Lotto number.......................Lwh35447
Winning number...................Lwh09788

These numbers are your winning identification
numbers, that you will send it to your claims agent,
Name: Dr.James Favour
Email: drjamour@hotmail.com,
for identification.

You are therefore advice to send the following
Information to the Claims Agent to facilitate them and
Process the transfer of your fund.

1.Full name
2.Contact Address
3.Telephone Number
4.Marital Status
5.Occupation
6.Date of Birth

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
Claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this
Programme by non-participants or unofficial personnel.

Note: all winnings MUST be claimed on or before the 30
working days of otherwise all funds will be returned
As Unclaimed and eventually donated to charity
Organizations.

ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 18 IS AUTOMATICALLY
DISQAULIFIED. YOURS SINCERELY,

Congratulations!! Once more.

Yours Faithfully,
YAHOO LOTTERY INC,

Posted by David A at 09:58 AM | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | 348 Words
This one reads like a novel...

The Nigerian 419 Spammers are back with a vengeance...


From Joseph and Sister.
Abidjan, Ivory Coast.
West Africa

Dear Respectful.

Warm greetings to you and your family in the name of God. I introduce my self to you with all faith, trust and hope you will understand to assist us not to betray us at the end. I was 20 Years old boy when my father died 2 years ago in a gold mine in MENDE, Republic of Serria Leone . He was into legal gold minning,he has succeded in saving the sum of Ten million, five hundred thousand United State Dollars.USD ($10.500,000)left in fixed /suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan during his Business on Gold, before he went on a trip to Republic of Cote D'Ivoire West Africa near by country to our country to save his money for security reasons because of the political problem in our country.

Since the death of our father our step mother has been trying to kill us, she has been given us a lot of problem and she have collected every thing from us and now she still need the deposit certificate to claim this fund but I can't give this to her because is all we have to leave with. I am 22 years while my sister Lora is 20 years old of age we still need to go to school and have a better education and start a new life. Our step mother knows that our dad has such money but she don't know where exactly the fund is been deposited. Right now we are hiding in a refugee camp in Ivory Coast. Our father used my name 'Joseph Gary' as the next of kin to the deposited fund. And we ran away with the deposit document, so nobody have access to the money now except me and my younger sister Lora.

We need help from you to asist us to transfer this money to your country for investment and who will be sincere to invite us to his country without cheating us or doing bad to us on my arrival with my sister, we are willing to offer you 15% of the total sum after the transfer of this fund into your account in overseas. Please mail me urgently to know your stands before looking for help elsewhere, you're the first person we are contacting in this isseu.

Please permit me to ask, can you honestly help us as your own people and can we completely trust you? We are kindly requesting for this vital information from you if you agreed to assist us out of our problem: (1) Your full name (2) Your Personal telephone number and fax.I will also want you to tell me more about yourself in your reply to my letter to you. Thank you for your signify interest to assist me and my sister. Hoping to hear from you soon. May God bless you and preserve our friendship in good faith.

Best regards
Joseph Gary and sister,
(Lora)

Posted by David A at 09:30 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 509 Words
February 12, 2007
Oh my GAWD!

The Mugu Cancer has moved from Dubai to London!

On 2/12/07, FELICIA SAMSON wrote:

Hello, You may be surprised to receive this mail, as you read this, don't feel so sorry for me because I know everyone will die someday. My name is Mrs. Felicia Samson, a business woman in London. I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer which was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all forms of medication right now and I have only few hours left to live, according to medical experts. I have never particularly lived my life so well as I never really cared for anyone not even me but my business. Though I am very rich, but I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and I only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for in my life. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believed when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life in a different way from how I have lived now, but now that God has called me through this way I willed most of my properties and access to my immediate and extended family and as well as few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so with that reason I decided to give alms to CHARITY ORGANISATIONS, as I want this to be one of the last good deed I did on earth, so far I have distributed money to some Charity Organization in countries like India and Africa. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked my family members to close one of my accounts and distribute the funds which I have there to CHARITY ORGANSATION in Rwanda and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of the funds which no one knows of, is the cash deposit in one of the banks here. I want to know if you can be of good help to dispatch these funds to CHARITY organizations. I have set aside 20% of the total amount $1,500,000.00 One million five hundred thousand dollars) for you and your time and patience for carrying out this duties. This means you will keep $300,000 (three hundred thousand dollars) for yourself and donate the rest to any charity organisation. May God be with you as you have decided to take a bold step to heal the world with me or even in my demise. I am going in for an operation now, and I don’t think I will make it. And this hurts. If you can give me this assistance, you can then contact my lawyer who will assist you in getting the funds to you in my absence if i die or not. He would give you more details. His name is Barr. Howard Stephen and his email address is: ( hhsolicitors@aol.co.uk ) He would guide you through receiving the funds. Best Regards, Felicia Samson

God these morons are stupid...

Posted by David A at 10:48 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 565 Words
January 29, 2007
Identity Theft Scam!
Director, Foreign Operation ATM Card Dept Central Bank of Nigeria Phone:+234 803 7677267 Re: Contract Payment.

This is to inform you that your payment has been
approved this Morning through HSBC Debit Card.

You are operating a CBN account with HSBC London. The
visa card is valid for one year which all statement
will be sent to you and also to us. As soon as you
download the loaded funds, the card becomes invalid.
You can check your balance at any ATM using your pin
number.

All you have to do is to fill the Debit Card
Application form and fax back to me; the form will be
sent to HSBC London so that your visa card will be
processed. It takes 24hrs or 48hrs to be processed
immediately the application is received. Attached is
the visa card application form which you are obliged
to fill and get back to me.

Clearly state your cell phone, fax number and delivery
address where you want the card to be
delivered to you
either through FedEx, UPS or DHL.
BEST REGARDS
Dr TUNDE LEMO.

This is a completely new one on me... I have never seen one like this. Beware, this is an identity theft scam.

Posted by David A at 05:54 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 204 Words
January 26, 2007
New Lottery Scam

I have recieved dozens of new lottery scam emails in the last week, but have not posted any. I was begining to think that people were finaly waking up and realizing that they could not win a lottery that did not exist and that they did not enter... That is, until I got this email today:

"I RECIEVED AN EMAIL FROM AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY ONLINE INFORMING ME I WON $
650.000 US DOLLARS,ON DECEMBER /06 , REF: AUL-474061725/06. hOW CAN I
CONFIRM IF IT IS TRUE OR FALSE?"

I responded:

"Did you buy an Australian Lottery Ticket?"

Their response...

"Good afternoon.

No, I did not buy any ticket. It is suppose that I won buy sorting email addresses."


Sigh..... Sad that people are so gullible and stupid. But this is why idiots like the following one, can continue to make money. It is called GREED and STUPIDITY. How do you win a lottery that you never entered???


The National Lottery
PO Box 1010
Liverpool L70 1NL United Kingdom.
Ref: XYL /26510460037/05
Batch: 24/00319/IPD


ONLINE NOTIFICATION OF WINNING
Europe/America private international e-games organizers and
co-sponsors,UK National Lottery, officially bring to your notice the
final draw result of NOV 2006 UK National Lottery-wheel E-game which
was conducted at our international corporate office complex in The
United Kingdom,You have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of £1,000 000 (One
Million Pounds Sterlings)CONGRATULATIONS
Contact your fiduciary agent below for claims process.


Dr. Pinkett Brown
Email: informationdept11@yahoo.co.uk
TELL: +44-701-115-2474.

Fill claims form


First name:...
Middle name:..
Last name:...
Date of birth:..
Gender:...
Occupation:..
phone:...
Address:..
Country:...


Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Mariam Wilcox
Executive (International Sweepstakes).

Then you have this brilliant Scam Monkey:


DRAFT IS READY

Compliment,

How are you doing. Hope you have not forgotten me, I am Mr.Martins Bello, the man from Nigeria who contacted you some time ago to assist me secure the release of some money accrued from the over invoicing of a contract/inheritance that was awarded by my government some time ago
during the militry regime.

Though you were not able to asist me conclude the transaction, I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transffered under the assistance and cooperation of a new partner from Brazil.Presently i'm in London for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.

meanwhile, i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assit me in transffering those funds, I made sure you are not left out the benefit of the transaction hence I kept aside for you sum of One Million United State Dollar($ 3,000,000.00)draft.I and my new partner agreed to
compensate you with that amount for all your past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter.

I appreciated your efforts at that time very much,so feel free and get in touch with my secretary Mr.John Eze and instruct him on how to send the Bank draft to you. Please do let me know immediately you receive the Draft so that we can share the joy together after all the sufferness at that time. In the moment, i'm very busy here because of the
investment projects which me and my partner are having at hand, finally,remember that i had left instruction to my secretary so as soon as you contact him, he will send the Draft to you,so feel free to get intouch with MY SECETARY NOW.

Below is the contact of my secetary:

Mr.John Eze

E-mail:johneze_03@yahoo.com.au
With best regards,
Mr.Martins Bello.

Notice he positions the email like we have actually had a conversation in the past, yet he does not address me by name. How many people are going to fall for this one?

Posted by David A at 04:27 PM | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0) | 610 Words
January 25, 2007
Finaly!

Either a Mugu with a sense of humor, or someone else who is SICK! LOL! And wants to make fun of my Mugu postings. (NSFW)

FROM:AMINA HASSAN Dearest One assalam alaikum and may the peace of gracious Allah be with you,please I have a problem which I needed a help from you,I have decided to write you for help. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will.I am in a state of delinma and your cock size pushed me to send you this mail, I am Amina Hassan, 9 years old and the only daughter of my ficticious parents Mr. and Mrs.Hassan. My father was a highly reputable business magnet (a cocaine merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory tower during his days.It is sad to say that he passed away from syphilis mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on 12th.Febuary 2004.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who injected syphilis into him with his cock and who travelled with him at that time. But Allah knows the truth that I am a dirty internet fraudster who is trying to steal your money! My mother died when I was just 94 years old, she was killed by aliens from outer space and since then my father took me so special and let all his male goats fuck me. Before the death of my father on 12 2004 he secretly called me on his bed and fucked me in the arse and told me that he has the sum of Seven million, five hundred thousand ficticious United State Dollars. US($7.500,000) left in fixed condom in one of the sperm banks here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund . I am just 19 years old and a university drop out and really know what to do to defraud you of your money. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in the north pole. The death of my father actually brought great joy to my life.I am in a insincere desire of your fucking assistance in this regards.Your suggestions, ideas and bank balance will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:- 1. Can you honestly copulate with me as your daughter? 2. Can I completely mistrust you? 3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the shit is in your account? Please, Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Thank you so much.My salami to your family. My sincere regards, Amina Hassan

This so far tongue in cheek, that the person's jaw is about to explode!

Posted by David A at 02:58 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 487 Words
January 24, 2007
Just who...

Exactly is dumb enough to believe these idiots?

williampassport.jpg

Dear David Scott Anderson,

Thanks for your mail. I actually want you to stand and receive this Fund as
the benneficiary of this Fund.The arrangements is that the Fund will be
moved from the Bank here to any of the payment offices in Europe or
Malaysia it could even be better if you can come down here to execute it
face to face with us . You do not need to worry, all you have to do is to
come here or go there and present yourself with your International passport
copy as the benneficiary together with the certificate of deposit and the
secret code that I will send to you after making the reservation, and they
will release the Fund to you. I will send a delegate who will assist you in
clearing the Fund and also assist you to open an account there,as he has
good bank contact in these areas and he is an expert in such transactions,
were the Fund will first be deposited before onward transfer to your
nominated account in your country or we decide when I meet you.I will meet
you as soon as the Fund is safe in your account in any of these places for
shearing and re-imbursement of Funds,before proceeding for investments. I
will also need to settle my collegues that are involve, but this will be
after shearing with you.
We actually want to invest in Real Estate and Air taxi.
I will start arranging the documentations to your name once I receive your
passport informations with your phisical address.
Please give me the exact date that you can travel to any of these places
that you choose ,so that we make arrangements against this time to avoid any
waste of time by both parties.Thanks for your anticipatd coperation looking
forward to seeing you soon.
Alternatively we can move the funds through the Reserve bank to your
nominated account/s abroad, though it will still need some documentations to
back this up, but do not worry about all those for I will personally take
care of them. This transaction has been arranged and you need to keep to the
confidentiality to avoid any raise of eye brow .
I will send you the clearance Certificate after changing them to your name
at the local high court here,I will be attarching to you my international
passport that you will keep to identify me now.
Remain blessed.

Mr.William Muyeke.

This is one of those idiots with the "My client died and I want you to steal his money," scams. Every day I open my mailbox and expect some creativity from these idiots, and every day I am disappointed. And this Moron goes right to the top of Google.

Posted by David A at 09:37 AM | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | 464 Words
January 20, 2007
Today's Lottery Scammers!
POWERBALL BV POWERBALL BV -wheel E-game 2007,


Powerball BV Headquarters:
Customer Service
28 Tanfield Road,
Croydon.London


Ref Nr: PBL/CN/6654/CP
Date:18th 01 2007

Dear Winner,


eWINNER NOTIFICATION

Europe/America private international e-games organizers and
co-sponsors,
POWERBALL BV Group International, officially bring to your notice of
the
final draw result of the 17th 01 2007 POWERBALL-wheel E-game which was
conducted at our international corporate office complex in The UNITED
KINGDOM.

Most recently this foundation set up the e-WHEEL GAME to give out
prizes
based on COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM. By doing this the foundation seek to
encourage the use of Internet for academic and business pursuits. Its
major aim is to promote music, theater, art,literature,projects in the
social and political arena with a focus on health, as well as science,
research, and higher education.

The monies used in the POWERBALL e-WHEEL GAME are monies donated by
stakeholders in the cyber world,legal and reputable sites,private and
government owned domains,software company e.t.c to encourage the use of
the internet thereby making the world a global village.These monies are
then invested in various businesses,global stock markets,bonds,equities
e.t.c and the proceeds/profits are given back in our e-GAME to
consumers/users/customers of the internet just to encourage them.

We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection of your email
coupon number which was selected among the 50 lucky category(B)
winners
Your email ID tagged with coupon No. PBL2348974321 and was selected by
our
E-games Random Selection System (ERSS) with entries from the 250,000
different email addresses enrolled for the E-game. Your email ID was
included among the 250,000 different email addresses submitted by our
partner international email provider companies. Your email I.D has won
a
prize of US$750,000(seven Hundred and fifty Thousand US
Dollars)equivalent to 383,230GBP(three hundred and eighty-three
thousand two hundred and thirty GBPOUNDS) only, as at the date of
reciept of this mail.
The POWERBALL COMPANY BV, have approved a payout of your prize money
which will be remunerated directly to you by the official Payment
Agency
Board.

Our DUE PROCESS UNIT (DPU) will render to you complete assistance and
provide additional information and processes for the claims of your
prize. For due processing of your winning claim, please
contact the DPU Information Officer Mr James Cole who has been
assigned
to assist you.You are to contact him with your ref no,and coupon no.

Contact E-mail:powerballbv_infoagent@yahoo.co.uk

Once again congratulations from all our staffs on your prize
winning, we hope you will part take in our forth coming POWERBALL wheel-e
Email-game.

Regards
Mrs Nelly White
(Group Coordinator)

POWERBALL E-WHEEL VERSION IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY POWERBALL BV COMPANY IN
CONJUNCTION WITH
ALVISTA,AOL,GOOGLE GROUP,iVENUS,MICROSOFT,MSN,AND
YAHOO.

Just remember, if you did not buy a lottery ticket, you did not win a LOTTERY!
Also remember that Miscrosoft, AOL, Google and Yahoo are competitors, not co-sponsors of a lottery.

This one is a lazy one, he did not even bother to put in a fake claim number.

YOU ARE A WINNER

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1, 000,000 One Million Pounds Sterling) in cash


CONTACT MR LUIS SANTIAGO WITH THE CONTACT ADDRESS BELOW

Agents Name: Luis Santiago
Email: lottery20071@yahoo.co.uk

Provide him with the information below:

1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.Marital Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
6.Sex:
7.Nationality:
8.Country Of Residence:
9.Telephone Number:

Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.

Posted by David A at 12:20 PM | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | 556 Words
Speaking of Mugus!

It has gotten so bad for the Mugus that they are outing other Mugus! This is hilarious. This idiot claims to be from Nigerian Law enforcement, but they use a Yahoo address, DUH!

-----Original Message----- From: Mrs Susan Daze [mailto:mrs_susandaze40@yahoo.fr] Sent: Saturday, January 20, 2007 8:20 AM To: jeffwilliam70@hotmail.com Subject: URGENT

FOREIGN PAYMENT INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT ANTI-FRAUD UNIT
4TH FLOOR MARY LAND
LAGOS NIGERIA
MOTTO: SECURITY WATCH
FROM DESK OF MRS SUSAN DAZE
EMAIL: mrssusandaze20@yahoo.fr


Attn: Beneficiary,

Based on the finding in this investigation department we wish to warn you
against some impostors. We have been Officially informed that some impostors
are contacting you in respect to the collection of your fund that was
approved in your favor through the Wema Bank of Nigeria.
As a matter of fact we have been on these investigation assignments for some
time cuddly known to no one but the Presidency and some top government
official who are in support of this investigation team to help stop
fraudulent activities in this country.

We have been able to come up with some good result about the people that
have extorted money from Foreign Beneficiaries illegally, and I wish to list
them so that you will indicate if any have contacted you. We must surely
deal and bring this names to book if only you will indicate correctly any of
them.

The names of the impostors that have been Traced are as
follows:
1) MR. JOHN EZE WHOM CLAIM TO BE (PROF CHARLES SOLODO OF (C.B.N)
2) CHIEF JOSEPH SANUSI
3) DR. R.RASHEED
4) BARRISTER AWELE
6) BARRISTER UCHEUZO WILLIAMS.
7) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Ebi
Deputy Governor - Policy/Board Member
8) Mr. Tunde Lemo
Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance/Board Member
9) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services /Board Member
10) Mrs. Elizabeth Morgan
11) Allaji. Lafiaji NDLEA
11) Mrs. Carol Martins ETC.

The above listed names are been Traced/ investigated by the police and some
of them have elope the country and note that if any of them is caught and
find guilty he/she we go to jailed for 25 years (twenty five years) as it is
under the Degree 47 of the constitution of this Country under section of
criminal law, So we are waiting for you to write us and inform us if any of
the above names have once contacted you in respect to the your fund if yes
don't waste time to indicate it immediately.

Note that the only office/paying bank that have right to pay or contact you
in this Transfer is the Wema Bank of Nigeria plc, which is been headed by
Dr. Bisi Omoyeni The Managing Director.
We apologies on behalf of the President and the people of Nigeria for any
delay and lost this must have coursed you and promise that such thing will
not happen again. And if you are dealing with any of the impostors regarding
this payment, we urge you to stop, because you are taking a big risk,your
fund is with the above named bank.
Thanks for your good understanding while we wait for your urgent response to
this information.

Yours truly,
MRS. SUSAN DAZE
FOREIGN PAYMENT INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT OFFICE
(F.I.D.O)
DEPUTY INVESTIGATION OFFICER DAVID MOSES

Posted by David A at 12:15 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 536 Words
Peter Wale - persistent Mugu Idiot!

This Nigerian idiot sends me 10 of these a day. Obviously he has not gotten the hang of his bulk mail software. Peter Wale is a thief, a 419 scammer, and a very, very, stupid one!

From the Desk of: Peter Wale

With great pleasure I Peter Wale, working with a bank here in Nigeria as a
Manager. I am writing you in respect of a foreign customer (an Oil
consultant/contractor with our National Oil & Liquidified Gas Sector) whom
made a US$25M depository for an investment program that has remained
dormant for years now. Hence, I have decided to contact you due to the
urgency of this transaction.

On personal investigation, I discovered that the account holder died on
December 2002 in the Ukrainian aircraft crash. I made further
investigation and discovered that the customer died without making a WILL
on the depository.

It may interest you to know that I am only contacting you as a foreigner
because this money cannot be approved to a local Bank account here, but
can only be approved to a foreigner with an account since the money is in
US Dollars. I have decided as a matter of urgency upon this discovery now
seek your permission to have you stand as next of kin to the fund as No
one has ever come forward to claim this fund. It may also interest you to
know that I have secured from the probate an ORDER OF MADAMUS to locate
any of deceased beneficiary. In accordance to Nigerian Law, fund deposited
for over a period of Six (6) years without claim will be reverted to the
Government treasury,
if nobody applies to claim this fund.

I will like you to provide immediately your full Names and Address, Date
of Birth, Occupation, Tel & Fax Numbers so that an Attorney will be able
to prepare the necessary documents and affidavit which will put you in
place as the next of kin. The Attorney will draft and carry out the
notarization of the WILL and also obtain the necessary documents and
letter of probate/administration in your favour for the transfer.

At the successful conclusion of this business, your goodself shall be
entitled to have 40% that is, USD$10M of the total money while I will have
55% that is USD$13.750M and 5% that is USD$1.250M for communications and
other expenses. I am ready to invest a reasonable percentage of mine into
any viable business you suggest as a joint partner. Your percentage will
also be a source of pliftment. You have absolutely nothing to LOSE in
assisting me instead, you have so much
to GAIN. Be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable
for both of us.

Your response is highly imperative as this is a TWO-man business deal
transaction as I shall then provide you with more details and relevant
documents that will help you understand the transaction. I need your
assistance and co-operation to this reality as I have done my Home-work
and fine tune the best way to create you as the beneficiary while I would
use my connection and money to secure almost all the paperwork for this
transaction which will be done by the Attorney and my position as the
Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction
with you as the beneficiary to this fund.

I will appreciate your early reply for commencement of business. Contact
me for acknowledgement by E-mail and whereby you are not interested,
please indicate in your reply so that I can seek for the assistance of
someone else.

If this proposal is acceptable by you, I expect that you will not take
undue advantage of the trust I Will bestow in you. I await your urgent
response.

Thanks with great regards.


Mr. Peter Wale


Posted by David A at 12:11 PM | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | 632 Words
January 18, 2007
Todays Random idiots...

It has been a big day for my Nigerian Mugu friends...

First the lottery (And YES it is FAKE)

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS The Marina Offices, St Peters Yacht Basin, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE6 1HX England

Dear Lucky Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual
final draws of UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY international Lottery
programs. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive
list of 21,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies
picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the
internet, no
tickets were sold. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail
address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A" with the
following winning information:

REF No: UK/9420X2/68
BATCH No: 074/05/ZY369
TICKET No: 20511465463-7644
SERIAL No: S/N-00168
LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83

You as well as the other winner are therefore to receive a cash prize
of pound1,000,000 (One Million Pounds Sterling) each from the total
payout. Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and
will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory
obligations,verifications, validations and satisfactory report. To
begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised to
contact our licensed and accredited claims agent for category "A"
winners with the
information below:

To file for your claim, Contact the processing Consultant:

Contact Person: Mr.Luis Santiago
Telephone: +44 (0) 701113 0527
+44 (0) 701112 8713
E-mail: lottery20071@yahoo.co.uk

Do fill out the claims form to Mr.Luis Santiago in other to process the
claims of your prize without delay.

PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM
1.FULL NAMES:__________________________________
2.ADDRESS:_____________________________________________
3.SEX:_______________
4.AGE:________
5.MARITAL STATUS:___________________
6.OCCUPATION:________________________
7.E-MAIL ADDRESS:_____________________________
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:_____________________
9.BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL___________
10.AMOUNT WON:___________________________________
11. COUNTRY________________________________
12.DATE OF WINNING NOTIFICATION________________________________

Sincerely,
Mrs. Caroline bryan
for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

This idiot sent me the "The Nigerian Government has processed your payment for services," email this morning. When I played dumb and told him I had no clue as to what he was talking about. He just ignored that and sent this charmer:

FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA DIPLOMATIC/FOREIGN CONTRACT RESOLUTION PANELDIGITILISED SYSTEM OPERATION DEPT. LAGOS NIGERIA.

Attn: Mr. Anderson
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your email in
our office and the content is well noted. I wish to
inform you that all the necessary modalities has put
in place regarding your transfer through this digital
payment system, so the only thing that is required
from you is your banking information which will be
used to program the payment on your behalf so that you
can access and credit your account by yourself through
you direct telephone line.
So we will be waiting for your urgent responds on this
matter.
Best regards,
Prof. Ben Duke

This moron has sent me like 50 of these this week:

Dear Intended Associate: A Very Goodday To You!

I am Dr.David Bryan Ellis, British National,the Chairman / CEO of DBE International Consortium based in Marbella, Spain.We are in search of a trustworthy investment Expert cum funds manager, who would be disposed in handling the aforementioned a hundred percent for reinvestment purposes.

I would have ordinarilly done this on my own given my investments experiences, but, because of the situations with my close friend in Marbella the Government is watching all my activities, please visit the following link for more details: -> Click here for more information !!.

If you are interested please contact me directly on my private

email at dbryanellis@gmail.com


Another internet cafe Lawyer who has good news for me:

ATTENTION:


I AM BARRISTER OLAKUNLE OLAITAN,THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY AND ADVISER TO LATE MR.MICHAEL.J.JOHNSON,AN AMERICAN CITIZEN AND ENGINEER WITH LIQUEFIED OIL AND GAS COMPANY A MULTINATIONAL COMPANY, WITH AREA OFFICE HERE IN PORT-HARCOURT,RIVER-STATE NIGERIA.

I AM CONTACTING YOU ON THE DEATH OF ENGINEER MR.MICHAEL.J.JOHNSON, WHO WAS MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD BY HIS EX- WIFE LUCY,MR.MICHAEL.J.JOHNSON,WAS KILLED BY HIS EX-WIFE WHEN SHE DISCOVERED THAT HER HUSBAND HAS CHANGED HIS WILL INCLUDING HIS FUNDS HERE AND ESTATE IN FAVOR OF HIS ASIAN GIRL FRIEND (SUE PERKASA) WHO OPERATED BEFORE HIS DEATH HERE IN NIGERIA AS A HARLOT.

WITH THE RECENT PLANE CRASH HERE IN NIGERIA,THAT LEAD TO THE DEATH OF SUE PERKASA THE ASIAN GIRL,ON THE 10TH OF DECEMBER 2005,IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT SUE DIED WITHOUT WRITING A WILL. AS THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO THE LATE MR.MICHAEL.J.JOHNSON,THE ESTATE AND THE FUNDS ARE RESENTLY BEING CONTROLLED BY MYSELF.

WITH THE RECENT LETTER FROM THE BANK FOR THE DORMANCY OF THE SAID ACCOUNT,I HAVE NOTICED WITH MY INVESTIGATION THAT MR.MICHAEL.J.JOHNSON,HAS THE SUM OF $25,000,000:00 (TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) DEPOSITED INTO THE SAID ACCOUNT,I HAVE REPLIED TO THE BANK FOR AN EXTENSION OF TWO WEEKS AS TO ENABLE ME PRESENT THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE ACCOUNT,IT IS ON THIS I AM SEEKING YOUR FOREIGN PARTNERSHIP AS TO ENABLE ME PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY OF THE SAID FUNDS AND ESTATE,
FOR THE RELEASE OF THE SAID FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT PENDING MY ARRIVAL THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT.

I HAVE RESOLVED TO OFFER YOU 35% OF THE SAID SUM FOR THIS ROLE.5% HAS BEEN SET ASIDE FOR REIMBURSEMENT OF ANY INCIDENTAL EXPENSES IN THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSFER.IT IS IMPORTANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT, I HERE WITH MY POSITION AS AN ATTORNEY WILL SECURE EVERY LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO EFFECT THIS CHANGE IN YOUR FAVOUR HERE IN MY COUNTRY WITHOUT ANY RISK ON YOUR SIDE,THE ONLY ROLE I REQUIRE FROM YOU IS THE PROVISION OF THE UTILIZATION (SOURCE) ACCOUNT AND THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF EVERY STEP THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY, FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE MY PROFESSION TO PROTECT AS A LEGAL PRACTITIONER.

TO EFFECT THIS CHANGE IN YOUR FAVOR I SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS:

1) YOUR FULL NAME.
2) PHONE,FAX AND MOBILE NUMBERS.
3) COMPANY NAME,POSITION AND CONTACT ADDRESS.
4) PROFESSION,AGE AND MARITAL STATUS.

PLEASE FORWARD YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS MY E-MAIL ADDRESS:
(olakunlechambers@yahoo.co.uk) FOR CONFIDENTIAL REASONS.

YOURS SINCERELY,


BARRISTER OLAKUNLE OLAITAN,

FOR:OLA & OLA CHAMBERS,
ADVOCATE/SOLISITORS.


And here's one from the "I am guessing you are a Christian Mugu Group."

From: Mrs.suzan fernando
ENDEAVOUR TO USED IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.
I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Dr SAZON FERNANDO who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 10Million Dollars (Ten Million United State Dollars) with one finance/security company in Amsterderm-Netherlands.
Presently, This money is still with the Security Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this Fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use this funds to fund churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth.
I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.
Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Amsterderm-Netherlands. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the original- beneficiary of this Funds. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
Hoping to hearing from you.
I have set aside 20% for you and for your time

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs. suzan fernando
Note: reply email to sazo1919@aim.com or sazo1919@myway.com

Another Lottery:

DE NEDERLAND LOTTO Jan Thijssenweg 115, 2289 AA Rijswijk, Nederland.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!.....YOU HAVE WON € 1,000,000.00 EUROS

You have been awarded € 1,000,000.00 Euros in the DE NEDERLAND LOTTO in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by Software powered by the internet through the World Wide Web.

Your email address was among those chosen this New Year for the DE NEDERLAND LOTTO. And this promotion is proudly sponsored by sponsored by eminent personality and the owner of the largest software company in the Nederland.

Your email address, attached to Ticket Number 641-9830170/OPj with Reference Number NIL- AIE/11217/2532, Batch Number EON/9817-08 and Serial Number 25081203 drew the Lucky Numbers 7-12-01-17-98-25-323, and consequently won the lotto in the first Category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of €1,000,000.00 Euros.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European Booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In View of this, your €1,000,000.00 Euros will be released to you by our accredited claims agent in Europe. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact them.

All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web through computer draw System and extracted from over 800,000,000 individual and companies email addresses.

This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning details confidential till your claims is processed and your prize money remitted to you in whatever manner you to Claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.

To file for your claim, please contact our/your accredited claims agent:

Tomas Andersen
Telephone: 31-64-305-6203
Email: dnlclaims@yahoo.co.uk

Provide him with the information below:
1. Name:
2. Address:
3. Marital Status:
4. Occupation:
5. Age:
6. Sex:
7. Nationality:
8. Country of Residence:
9. Telephone Number:
10. Fax Number:
11. Batch Number above:
12. Reference Number:

This information facilitate the due process of the release of winnings avoid unnecessary delays and complications in the processing of your winnings.

Always remember to quote your Reference / Batch number in any correspondences with us or our/your designated accredited claims agent.

Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program and Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.

Yours Sincerely
Jensen Hoffman
Lotto Co-ordinator
DE NEDERLAND LOTTO
Jan Thijssenweg 115,
2289 AA Rijswijk, Nederland.

Important Information: If you are below 18 years of age, you are automatically disqualified. Please do not reply to this mail. Contact our/your accredited claims agent immediately for remittance of your lotto winning funds.


Posted by David A at 05:41 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 1986 Words
The MOST IGNORANT Mugu I have seen...

I have gotten at least 20 of these emails in the last week. This idiot just doesnt understand that I dont want to take him up on his fabulous (Sarcasm Intended), offer.

Dear Intended Associate: A Very Goodday To You!

I am Dr.David Bryan Ellis, British National,the Chairman / CEO of DBE International Consortium based in Marbella, Spain.We are in search of a trustworthy investment Expert cum funds manager, who would be disposed in handling the aforementioned a hundred percent for reinvestment purposes.

I would have ordinarilly done this on my own given my investments experiences, but, because of the situations with my close friend in Marbella the Government is watching all my activities, please visit the following link for more details: -> Click here for more information !!.

If you are interested please contact me directly on my private

email at dbryanellis@gmail.com

A doctor ahem.... who can't spell worth a shit, and is clearly an idiot. Maybe he will get the message now.

Posted by David A at 12:13 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 164 Words
January 12, 2007
This Monkey....

Is so stupid, that his scam email is NUMBER ONE on Google, and he keeps using the same one!

FROM: AHMED WILLIAMS

JOHANNESBURG REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA

TEL: +27-73-485 8223

EMAIL: ahmedwilliams72@yahoo.ca

ATTN: SIR,

PRIVATE AND HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL(THIS IS NOT SPAM)

Greeting! I know you will be surprised to read from me, but please this letter is a request from a family in dire need of assistance. I am Mr. Ahmed Williams from Angola. The first and the only son of BrigadierChanza Williams communicating to you from Johannesburg, South Africa.I got your address from a business directory in Johannesburg Chamber of Commerce and Industry. And,I, on behalf of my widowed mother Mrs. Bridget

Williams decided to solicit for your assistance to transfer the sum of US$35.8 Million (Thirty-five Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars),which he deposited in a safe box to private security company in Johannesburg, South Africa.In fact, my father said, and I quote: “My son, I wish to draw your attention to US$35.8 Million (Thirty-five Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). I deposited the box containing the fund in a security company in Johannesburg, South Africa as valuables.During the war, I was very committed and dedicated in winning the war against the rebels, until I found out that the senior army officers and government functionaries were busy helping themselves with government funds and properties, sending them to

foreign countries. Due to this, when the former adviser to the president and I were assigned by the president (JOSE EDUARDO SANTOS) to purchase arms in South Africa, we saw this as a golden opportunity and diverted the money and share it, of which I got a

total sum of US$35.8 Million (Thirty-five Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). In case of my absence on earth as a result of death, only you should solicit for assistance of a reliable and sincere foreign partner to assist you to transfer this

money out of South Africa for investment purpose. I deposited the box in your name and you can claim it alone with deposited code. Your mother is with all the documents. Take good care of your mother and your sisters.From this words of my late father, you can understand that life and future of my family depend on this fund,as such I will be grateful if you can assist us. We are now living in South Africa as political asylum seekers. Financial laws and regulations of the Republic of South Africa do not permit us certain financial rights. In view of this, I cannot invest this fund in South Africa hence; I am seeking your assistance to transfer this fund out of South Africa for investment purpose. For your assistance, we are prepared to offer you 20% of the total fund while 10% will be set aside for any expenses incurred during this transaction.Please note that this transaction is 100% risk-free and the major thing I demand from you is to assure me the safety of this mon!
ey when it finally gets to you. Further information and arrangement commence as soon as trust confidence and good relationship are established. I shall be most grateful if you maintain the confidentiality of this matter. Please, confirm your interest through the above contact Telefax number.

Best regards,

AHMED WILLIAMS

All responses should be sent to: ahmedwilliams4life@yahoo.co.uk

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January 11, 2007
The latest STUPID Lottery Scam

This goes way beyond STUPID, it's an arrogant stupidity. These MORONS sent me two fake lotteries in the same email. Incredible.... This is why I can not feel sorry for people who get ripped off by these ignorant monkeys. Anyone stupid enough to think that Coca Cola is giving away money via email... to people who have not bought a lottery ticket, or have not signed up for any online promotion, is as stupid as the people who are running these scams.

THE COCA COLA COMPANY PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPTCOCA COLA AVENUE JAMESWIRED LONDON. SW1V 3DW UNITED KINGDOM

THE COCA COLA COMPANY SEASON PRIZE NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded season
final draws held on the (4th Jan, 2007) by United Kingdom Coca-Cola Company
in conjunction with the British American Tobacco Worldwide Promotion, your
email was among the7 Lucky winners who won £1,000,000.00 each on the THE
COCA\'COLA
COMPANY PROMOTION.

However the results were released on the 9th jan, 2007 and your email was
attached to SERIAL NUMBER (7PWYZ2006), REF. NUMBER :#952368 and BATCH NUMBER
(BT:12052006/20) The online draws was conducted by a random selection of
email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals
and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search
from the internet.

However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to
different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

2006 PAST WINNER IN COCA-COLA COMPANY SEASON PRIZE NOTIFICATION!!!


The selection process was carried out through randomselection in our computerized
email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 1,000,000 email
addresses drawn from all the continents of the world This Lottery is approved
by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the The International Association
of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).


This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.


In other to claim your A �£1,000,000.00 prize winning, you are to contact
the Promotion manager of THE COCA COLA COMPANY
who will direct you on the process of your claims.

(CONTACT PROMOTION MANAGER)


Name: Agent Bertron Hill (Mr)
Phone # : +44 706 479 2529
FAX # : 00-44-8106-78-0681
E MAIL: fdcy_agent07@yahoo.it


Your Sincerely,
Management
MRJAMESWIRED


EURO MILLIONS INTERNATIONAL,
175 WOODHILL ROAD,BULKYARD,LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM
FROM: THE DESK OF THE ONLINE DIRECTOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPARTMENT.

REF: OYL /26510460037/02
BATCH: 24/00319/IPD
Dear Winner,

Your ticket number:023-0148-790-459 with Serial number 5368/05 drew
the lucky number: 11

Congratulations, you have just won yourself -ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND POUNDS ONLY-in the satellite software email lottery conducted
by EURO MILLIONS in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by
software powered by the Internet.You email address was amongst those
chosen this quarter and you are to contact our Promotion Manager for
Clearance. Here are the contact info:

Promotion Manager:
Mr.John Carrick
Email: infodpt_euromillions101@yahoo.de

You are to forward the following details to enable us clear your file
for immediate payment:


Yours faithfully,
MRS:CINDY HOWARD
EURO MILLION ONLINE DIRECTOR
UNITED KINGDOM.

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How these idiots get to me sometimes....

If they would just make their idiotic stories a little more original!
This moron has written me at least 20 times, often using different names, but the story is almost always the same, or just a variation on it... Go away Mugus!

ATTN: Dearly Beloved, This communication to you is strictly confidential, with due respect. Sorry at this perceived confusion or stress you may have receiving this letter from me, Since we have not known ourselves or met previously.

Despite that, I am constrained to write you this letter because of the urgency of it.By way of self introduction, I am Mrs. Joy Kobe, the wife of late Brigadier - Gen.Maxwell Kobe former ECOMOG ARMY COMMANDER [West African peacekeeping force in Sierra Leone] who died in the Sierra Leone civil disturbance [War]. My three daughters and I are trapped in obnoxious custom and traditional norms.

We have suffered maltreatment and untold hardship in the hands of my late husband's family, simply because I did not bear a male child [heir apparent] for my late husband. By tradition, all that my late husband had! , [wealth] belongs to his brothers/family. And myself is to be
remarried by his immediate younger brother which I vehemently refused.
They have taken all that I suffered with my husband to acquire including treasures, houses and his bank particular seized by them. I wanted to escape to the United State of America [USA} with my children on exile, but again they conspired and stole my international passport and other traveling document to further frustrate me.

Thank God, two weeks ago, I received Key Text Code [KTC} from a security & Finance Company abroad, that my late husband maintains a saftey deposit box of high value with this company and i am the next of kin sotherefore i should make necessary arrangements to come for the claim of the box .

It has therefore, become very necessary and urgent to contact someone,a foreigner like you to help me receive/secure the consignment while we i and my children find a way o! f getting out to meet with you in your country.

The consignment was kept on an "OPEN BENEFICIARY MANDATE" with the Security Company to avoid detection, seizure or diversion.

I have had several telephone discussions with the Assistant Director of the security company, who has expressed willingness to help me on meeting the company's demands. This is why I have contacted you to help save my children and I, receive/secure the safety box on our behalf.
But, you would need to give me sufficient assurance that if you help me, you would not divert its contents which i will reveal to you as this is an information known only to me and no one else.

My children and I have resolved to give you a certain percentage for your honest assistance to us and i shall open up to you as i have to be careful for this is the only way i and my children stand to live better lives.

This is all my children and I have got to live on.
Please! , I have reposed my confidence in you and hope you will not disappoint me. I look forward to your urgent response, including your private phone / mobile No and also your fax no for easier
communication.
NB: The secret codes (e.g Pin No., Secret Access Code) for the box are safely kept with me which I will give you as soon as you express desire to help me.
Stay blessed.

Mrs Joy Kobe.

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January 09, 2007
These people MUST be fooling someone...

I find it hard to believe that ANYONE would be stupid enough to believe this amateurish and idiotic email, but based on the Number of "Microsoft Lottery" emails I have received over the last two months, someone has got to be buying this bullshit....

MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY NL. MICROSOFT EMAIL LOTTERY AWARD PROMOTION: THE-NETHERLANDS REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L BATCH: 4583JL/WIN Finally today, we announce the winners of the MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNINGS PROGRAMS held December 2006. Your company or your personal e-mail address, attached to winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100, With serial number 647489, consequently won in the 1st lottery category. You have been approved of lump sums pay out of US$1,000,000,00 Dollars in cash Credited to file REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100. Selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 1,000,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world. The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. No ticket were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy. This is to encourage our prominent Microsoft Internet Explorer users all over the world, and for the Continues use of E-mail. Your fund (Certified Cashiers Cheque) has been insured with your REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100. To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the claims department by email for Processing and remittance of your prize to you. Name: Mr.Patrick Donkor. TEL:+31-624-126-377. FAX:+31-847-251-895. E-mail: claimbglot@aim.com Do email the above email address all at once. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and winning numbers in all correspondences with your claims officer. You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public especially your ticket number and ballot number. (This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained) Sincerely,

Dr. Phillip George
Online Co-ordinator

HELLO People, Microsoft IS NOT in the Lottery business, and if you post a moronic comment here asking me if this is real, I will make you look like a bigger idiot than you are. SO DO NOT ASK!

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January 04, 2007
There is no Yahoo Lottery either...

This one came today, and it was an equally ridiculous, almost childish email with a bunch of Yahoo and Microsoft Logos. Sorry to let you know, there is NO Yahoo Lottery.

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS ($300,000.00) for the YEAR 2006 Lottery promotion which is organized by YAHOO LOTTERY INC for the introduction of the new YAHOO BETA MAIL which all YAHOO users are required to switch onto. YAHOO! & MICROSOFT WINDOWS, arrange and gather all the e-mail addresses of the people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail, and others we only select FIVE (5) candidates per annually as our winners through Electronic Balloting System (EBS) without the candidate applying, we congratulate you for being one of the people selected. PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM We are sorry that your Payment Approval File was sent to Africa due to we have 3 lucky winners in Africa so that you can be cleared and paid simultaneously there. You are to contact our African Location Claim Agent on or before your date of Claim. Yahoo Beta Lottery Prize must be claimed not later than 7 days from date of Draw Notification after the Draw date in which Prize has won. Note: Any prize not claimed within this period (7 days) will be forfeited. These are your identification numbers: Batch number..YBM-EBS-390AF Reff number..YBM-EBS-719AF Winning number..YBM-EBS-798AF

These numbers above fall within the African agent's Location file, you are requested to contact him and send your Identification Numbers and Personal Information to her;

Miss Lisa Smith at her email:

E-mail: lisaagent@mail.ru

Phone:+2348063152035

You are therefore advised to send the following information to her to facilitate them and process the transfer of your fund with the appointed paying bank.

Send your Identification Numbers/Your Personal Information to her immediately:

Personal Information
1. Full name..................
2. Country....................
3. Contact Address..........
4. Telephone Number.........
5. Marital Status..............
6. Occupation..................
7. Age.........................
8. Sex.........................

Congratulations once again.
Yours in service,

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January 02, 2007
Another Fake Coca Cola Lottery
COCA-COLA ONLINE PROMOTIONS!!! THE COCA COLA COMPANY Hong Kong office is Giving Away 1 cars For "FREE"!! And cash bonus of $800,000.00 The Company is trying e-mail to e-mail advertising to introduce its products.

The reward you received for advertising for them is a Mercedes-Benz, ML class jeep convertible free of cost! Including cash prize of $800,000,00

To receive your free car all you need to do is send us your

1. Full name:
2. Address / contact number:
3. Country of origin:
4. Occupation:
5. Email:

Within 1 month you will receive a free car. A draw has just been concluded in Hong Kong last weekend
(we contacted you via your email address).

You must send your contact information to, cocacolahongkong@fatearn.com OR harris-don@excite.com

Kind Regards,
Sandy Robert
Sales /Marketing Manager
coca cola Asia
Hong Kong

Don't you think Coca Cola can afford their own email address, instead of using "excite.com"?

From: Miss. Grace Jones Dakar. Snegal,West Africa Email: grace2001001@yahoo.com Dear One, My warmest greeting to you in the name of the Lord. I am Grace Jones, and I inheritated an important some from my late father who died in recent crisis in Cote d'Ivoire.Iam from Cote d"Ivore,but now iam in Senegal for save my live,before i could have good honest and truesthworthy one. I wish to request for your assistance in investing this sum in lucrative venture or manufacturing and real estate management in your country. I have Five million, seven hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($5,700,000) to invest in this transaction and I will require your assistance in receiving the fund in your account in your country. I will gladly give you some resonable percent from the total sum for your assistance. Before his death on September 2005, he gave me all the necessary legal documents to the deposit of the fund in the bank, I am 20 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer this funds and after the transaction I will come and reside permanently in your country till such a time that it will be convinient for me to return back home if I so desire. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world. I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions: 1. Can you honestly help me from your heart? 2. Can I completely trust you? 3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account? Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Immedaitely I confirm your willingness, I will send to you my picture and also give you more details about myself and the bank were my late father deposited the fund, so that you can reach the bank and confirm the existence of the fund as well, because seeing is believing.Please reply me through this my private email: grace2001001@myway.com Awaiting your immediate response and may God bless you. With love, Grace
And it must be tough for Grace to have to give up her singing career and do 419 Scams! LOL!
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I just love it...

anthony_intro.jpgWhen a dumbasses Nigerian Spammer is at work doing his Google search for email addresses, and instead gets a link to my Nigerian 419 idiot hall of shame.

It continues to amaze me how stupid people are...
I mean the Nigerian Spammers are stupid, but would they be in business if not for the greed and stupidity of those who answer them. Click on the link for 419 scams, then pick almost any of the lottery posts, especially the one on the Australian Lottery. See how many idiots write in comments asking me if they have won, or "how do I collect?" Then there are the others who get a check from an autobody shop in Georgia (forged of course), that is supposed to be from the Australian Lottery. They go out and cash the check, send thousands back to the scammers, and are stuck with paying it all back when the check does not clear... SUCH Stupidity almost deserves victimization.

Despite the fact that most of these idiots should know my email address by now, I get at least 20 scam emails a day. My favorites are the ones claiming to be from Dubai, from some helpless victim of throat cancer. I got one of those today. I wrote back telling the person to get the hell out of Du bai, since it is apparent that a highly infectious strain of throat cancer is going around there. (I of course told them that I get 20 such emails a week.) I love to waste their time. I can almost see how furious they are in the end when I let them know that I have known all along that they were a 419 spammer. What is hilarious is when I get a response filled with righteous indignation.

The saddest ones are the cases where they pretend to be some beautiful girl in trouble. I can imagine how many hopeless losers fall for that one, thinking they are going to win a fortune and get the girl too...

The whole thing is sad...

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Today's Idiots

First there is this idiot from Ghanna, who can't spell and has already sent me three emails this morning....

HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ?I HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL WITH YOU.IS A NEW YEAR WE THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT HE HAS DONE IN OUR LIFES.

I AM DD.LIOYD HAKINSON JR.I WILL WANT TO FIND OUT FROM YOU IF IT CAN BE POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO RECIEVE SUM FUNDS THAT MY PERENTS DEPOSITED WITH A FINACE HOUSE TO YOUR ACCOUNT?IF THIS CAN BE POSSIBLE THEN I WILL FORWARD TO YOU ALL DETAILES.

AMOUNT.$16.9 MILLON POUNDS.

I WAIT YOUR ANSWER AND ADVICE.

REGARDS

DD.LIOYD HAKINSON JR,

TEL+233 24 3003 708

And another group of idiots pretending to be a Microsoft Lottery!.... Someone should tell the morons that Microsoft would not use an AOL email address.

MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY NL. MICROSOFT EMAIL LOTTERY AWARD PROMOTION: THE-NETHERLANDS REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L BATCH: 4583JL/WIN

Finally today, we announce the winners of the MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNINGS PROGRAMS held December 2006. Your company or your personal e-mail address, attached to winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100, With serial number 647489, consequently won in the 1st lottery category.

You have been approved of lump sums pay out of US$1,000,000,00 Dollars in cash Credited to file REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100. Selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 1,000,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.

The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. No ticket were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy. This is to encourage our prominent Microsoft Internet Explorer users all over the world, and for the Continues use of E-mail.

Your fund (Certified Cashiers Cheque) has been insured with your REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100. To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the claims department by email for Processing and remittance of your prize to you.

Name: Mr.Wellington Ethan
Tel:+31-623-117-432
E-mail: wellingtonethan@aim.com

Do email the above email address all at once. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and winning numbers in all correspondences with your claims officer. You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public especially your ticket number and ballot number. (This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained)

Sincerely,
Dr. Phillip George
Online Co-ordinator

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December 31, 2006
Today's Idiot Nigerian 419 Spammer!

Update: 1/1/'2007 - The sound you hear is me laughing. I'm still alive Mugu. Apparently your Mojo just wasn't strong enough!

Update: My dear Mugu did not like me making a fool of him. Now he is threatening my life.... Ohhhhhh I am so scared!

Mr Dave i have known you fine before contacting you at the first time ; and if i am what you think i dont think i will be so foolish to contact you at the first place , but all of a surprise now i got my massage to you at the scarm list at your pages , type www.google.com and type in your email adress davidscottanderson@gmail.com click the search key and find out where you pest my mail massage to you and for this reasons you will never live to see the next day, says by me i will fast and pray to my god and ansestor to take away your life tonight , good bye to life .....* david shanka. call on me +00221346446


Three emails in 10 minutes, begging me to "help," this idiot has no clue who I am...

On 12/31/02, DAVID SHANKAR. wrote:

Dearest,

I know this proposal letter might be a pleasant suprised to you as we
don't know ourselves before. I am Mr DAVID SHANKAR, a Liberian born 30
years ago, now seeking asylum in Dakar Senegal under (UNHCR) I contacted
you as a cause of my serious search for a reliable and trust worthy
person that can handle such a confidential transaction of this nature.

My father (Late) DR EDWARD SHANKAR the former Deputy Minister of
Finance under the executive civilian president of Liberia, but was
assasinated by the rebels during the civil war and properties destroyed, but I
narrowly escaped with some very important documents of (US$7.5M) Seven
Point Five Million U.S Dollars deposited by my late father in a high
financial company here in Dakar-Senegal under my name as next of kin.

However, I seeked with the problem of securing a trust worthy foreign
personality like you to help me transfer this money pending when I will
come over to your country for us to meet for investment of the money.
Furthermore, I only want this to be done this way because your country
is politically stable for any profitable investment, and I also want to
add here that if accepted by you, you will serve as the original
beneciary of the money.

I feel confidence therefore, to introduce this offer to you. For your
participation and all your assistance regarding this transfer, I have
decided to give you 15% of the total money. Therefore, you are requested
to furnish me back immediately you receive this request to transfer
this money from Dakar Senegal to your country residence account or any
account of your interest.

On commencement of this transaction I want to let you understand that
the future of myself depends solely on this money. So please keep this
business to yourself only to avoid raise eye brow of any third party.

I am eagerly expecting your urgent response.
I wait to hear from you soon through this email davshankar@yahoo.co.uk

Yours Sincerely
DAVID SHANKAR,

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December 30, 2006
Interesting new Scam

I am not sure what the point of this one is, it came in to my Yahoo Idiot Catcher account this afternoon. One thing you can be sure of. The FBI is not sending emails using representative.com as their email domain. In fact, I doubt the FBI would send any kind of unsolicited email. DO NOT respond to this.

Federal Bureau Of Investigation Anti Fraud Department London UK 1-4 Warwick Street London W1B 5LT UK Tel: +44 70 1421 7350 Fax: +44 70 1421 7398 E-mail: contact_fbi@representative.com

Attention

This is to notify you that we have been informed by the management of western
union money transfer that a lot of people have been engaged in transaction
involving money and other valuables with fraudstars in western part of Africa.
With due respect to this, we believe that they have committed a fraudulent
crime by sending the money and other valuables. It might interest you to know
that the Interpol and the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) is
investigating this matter and we have a good report now. If you fall within
this category and you are intrested in recovering your money and other
valuables, please indicate by answering these questions:

(1) Tell us your full name
(2) Country of Origin and where you currently reside
(3) Your address and phone Number
(4) Your occupation
(5) State the name of the suspected fraudstar
(6) The country where he/she is now
(7) State the amount you have been defrauded
(8) Any picture involved( if yes please send us a copy)
(9) His or her contact information (email,phone number or fax)

The reply to this questions will be needed within 48 hours so as to be certain
with all the information we have here to carry out our investigations.

Inspector Bill Mailhot

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Another Idiot Spammer

stella2.jpgThis one has written me several times as well. Each time I write back telling them I am not interested, they respond, pretending I never said that, and that I am willing to "be their victim." I guess this idiot thinks that sending me a couple of pictures of a half way decent looking girl is supposed to soften my heart....
NOT!

First off, I don't care if the scammer is Ms. Universe, which this one is not.... I don't get scammed! Second, the likelihood that it is even a woman writing me, much less this one, is very POOR. Third, they are just STUPID! If she really had read, "my profile," she would know that I am a Mugu Hunter, not a Mugu victim. I have wasted enough time with Dear Charity. I think it is time for me to help shut down her email accounts, expose her, and give her the BIG BLOW OFF!

Interesting that the name on the photos is "stella," little details that the idiots forget to change.

Dearest, David S. Anderson I am very happy reading from you and i want to let you know that the i like your profile also, and the problem is that i need your help in retrieving the consignment of Eight million ($8,000,000.00) which my late Father deposited in a bank in Abidjan-Cote d'lvoire, before he was assasinated by unknown persons during this present war in Cote d'ivoire. late father kept for me . I will be sending you all the deposit documents of the fund which were issued to my late father by the bank when he deposited the fund,and I will like you to contact the bank here where the fund is immediately if you really want to help me and make your necessary verification about the existence of the fund in their bank.I have also decidee to offer you 15% of the total sum for your assistance,and another 5% aside which will cover any incident expenses that you may incur during the process of this transaction,and please be rest assure that any money that you may spend for the purpose of this transaction must surely be reimbursed to you immediately the fund comes to your account. , so please you are require to send to me your pravite telephone number so that we will discuss orally because what i need from you is very important. Awaiting to be hearing from you soonest. and dont fail to give me your complet name ok please i need your assistance. Yours Sincerely Miss Charity
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Persisitent Mugu...
FROM:HART ZONGO


ATTENTION:

I have made up my mind to contact you for assistance, after considering your
outstanding performance in business. There are certain times in one’s life
time that whether or not one indicate interest for certain assignment,
people would look for him/her for assistance.In view of this I got your
contact through a trade journal when i was making a research on a foreigner
i will use in this great opportunity.

PLEASE DO NOT ALLOW THIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO SLIP OFF MY HANDS BECAUSE OF
THE ARREST OF FORMAL LIBERIA PRESIDENT CHARLES TAYLOR WHO IS KNOW FACING WAR
CRIME IN BELGIUM THEY ARE TRYING TO CONSFICATED MOST OF HE'S PEOPLES
PROPERTIES WHO WAS SERVING WITH HIM WHEN HE WAS IN POWER I BELIEVE IT WILL
BE GOOD BENEFIT TO BOTH OF US.

My reason for writing to you is for the fact that I need to make a transfer
of US$18.5Million to your Country and this requires to be done through a
trusted person, who will not seat on the fund after the Transfer of the
fund.

Before I will comment further let me introduce myself to you: I am Hart
zongo, the son of Dr. Benjamin zongo. My father was the formal minister for
mines and energy to formal President Charles Taylor of Liberia. His business
partner, about some months ago poisoned him to death, and he died in a
private Hospital in Malabo – Equatorial Guinea. When he was about to die, he
(secretly) called me beside his Sick bed and told me that he deposited the
sum of (USD18.5Million United State Dollars) in the SG-SSB BANK. in
Ghana,thats what my father told me before he pass away.My father aqua this
fund from sales of diamonds with is business partner Charles Taylor and the
rebels.

It is this US$18.5M that I want to transfer to your country for investment.
I have decided to offer you (20%) of the total fund.and make you beneficial
of the fund if you are willing to assist me.

I will give you more information as soon as I received your reply. Please do
not forget to include your Personal telephone number for easy communication.
I look forward to hearing from you soon.
THANK YOU.


BEST REGARD

HART ZONGO

This is exactly the same Mugu, with a different story and name... Sent after I told him to piss off over the first one.

Attention: Sir/madam

My name is Mr. Gilbert M. Atta-Boakye with the SG-SSB Bank of Ghana as the
Regional manager, Tema Branch, in the Region of Ghana.

I got your contact during my search for a reliable, trust worthy and
honest person to introduce this transfer project with.

I am 52 years old with three kids. I have packaged a transaction
That will be of mutual benefit to us. As the branch manager of SG-
SSB Bank of Ghana, it is my duty to send a financial report to my
Head office in the capital city, Accra, at the end of each financial
Year.

Following the release of the financial report, (2006), I
Discovered that my branch made Seven million, five hundred thousand
United States Dollars ($7,500,000.00); from the transactions
Accruing to the account of the Inland Revenue Service (IRS) which my
Head office will never be aware of because it was not detected by
the audit department from the head office.

I have diverted the funds into what the bank call Escrow Call
Account with no beneficiary. As the branch manager of this bank, I
Cannot be directly connected to this money, so my contacting you is
To assist me receive the funds in your bank account in your country
And get 30% of the total funds as your benefit.

If you agree to assist me, I will immediately program your full
Information in the computer system here in Tema branch as an
Escrow Call Account holder /depositor in SG-SSB Bank of Ghana.
All I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of
This fund.


Thanks for your co-operation in advance.
Yours truly,
Gilbert M. Atta-Boakye

These people are total idiots... It amazes me that they actually find people stupid enough to be victimized by them!

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December 27, 2006
Pissed off Mugu

From Mr Jarvis Maxwell
to "David S. Anderson"
date Dec 27, 2006 11:52 AM
subject Re: WE APOLOGIZED.
signed-by yahoo.co.uk

Dear David S. Anderson,

Once again thanks for your mail that you sent back to us, the problem here now is that we can't use Yahoo free account?

Like I told you before, we have a lot email account, and I don't see how wrong we cannot use Yahoo free account, we want to know if your really interested on this deal?

The boards of Directors are not happy with your kind of email that you sent to us, this is another email account from us if you feel like sending mails to us. (Conoillimited@consultant.com)

We want you to stop asking too much questions and tell us if you're really ready for this deal, get back to us as soon as you get this mail.

Thanks,

Conoillimited.

Looks like my new Mugu friend does not take nicely my wasting his time. I guess he is too stupid to understand that one free email account is just as damning as another, hence the switch to consultant.com will not pacify me...


From David S. Anderson
to Mr Jarvis Maxwell
date Dec 27, 2006 11:58 AM
subject Re: WE APOLOGIZED.
mailed-by gmail.com
Another free email account. If you are a legitimate company, you will have a domain and an email account from that domain. And I dont give a rats ass about whethere your Board of Directors is happy or not.

I suspect he will figure it all out, when Yahoo and Consultant.com cancel his email accounts... It wont stop the monkey from his mischief, but it will slow him down.

Posted by David A at 11:59 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 278 Words
December 25, 2006
Hillarious Mugu idiots...

I have been wasting this Mugus time for the past week with one line responses to his idiotic scam emails. I demanded that he tell me how he got my contact information. The idiot actually took the time to Google me. He actually found ISOU...

Daer David . Anderson, I saw your contact through the Internet directory and my instinct advised me to contact you, while I was searching for someone who can assist me in this great time of business partnership, please if you can be Able to do this business to me then you will get back to me ok, thanks and God bless you yours mr. mohammed kalon
Since my previous "About David Anderson," post was lost with ISOU V.2, Angel suggested I put up a new post. I have taken the opportunity to expand it a bit. It will no doubt be a work in progress. I was born in a little town called Pulaski Virgina in April of 1960. I grew up and attended public schools in Los Angeles California. Following College at Los Angeles Southwest College and The University of Southern California, I spent several years working as a journalist and civil rights activist. I began my high tech career as a consultant for Cap Gemini America in the early 1980s. In the early 1990's I was responsible for building call center operations for Packard Bell Electronics in the United States, Mexico, Europe and Australia. While at Packard Bell, I developed the first toll (900 Number) support line in the consumer electronics industry. I also helped to conceptualize the, "Packard Bell Desktop"; one of the first Graphical Front ends to run on a consumer PC. In 1995, I founded Acer Information Services S.A., a call center organization supporting Acer customers in the United States from Costa Rica. The Acer facility employed over 450 highly trained PC hardware and software technicians. I also launched two subsidiaries for Acer Information Services; one was an Internet startup, hosting some of the most dynamic commercial sites in the country. Since Acer's founding, several high-tech giants including Intel, Hewlett-Packard and Cisco have developed presences in Costa Rica. My forte is known for being a startup and turnaround wizard. The mark of my organizations has always been rapid deployment, execution and conversion. I have managed call centers world wide and I am known by some as a visionary and consummate people manager. Many of my protègè's have went on to become senior managers and executives with some of the world's largest companies including Dell, Oracle, Western Union, Sykes and others. I studied Journalism at Los Angeles Southwest College and later attended the University of Southern California where I studied Political Science and International Relations. Upon graduation I worked for three years with a small but respected community newspaper, The Los Angeles Capsule. My Company, Grupo Utopia Internationale S.A. was founded in August of 2001 by Maribell Anderson, Federico Esquivel, Paul Strasburger and M.J. Best. The company was originally founded as a vehicle for outsourced call center services. As the founder of the first bilingual call center in Costa Rica, I returned to Costa Rica in August of 2001 with a vision of founding a call center and a software development company. Grupo Utopia is parent to two companies, PDA Utopia S.A., which develops software for the wireless LAN and WAN market, and Utopia Professional Services S.A., which focuses on consulting and professional services, with a specific focus on IT consulting and Contact Center consulting and development services. I am married to the lovely Lourdes Maribell Anderson.

Unfortunately, for him... The monkey did not take the time to explore the Blog, or he would have deleted the email and moved on, once he saw this.

But being so happy that he actually found a REAL email, and a chance to scam someone.... He never bothered to actually find out who I really am. Pity for him... He has lost hours of productive time, been Punked by ISOU, and now he is about the have his Yahoo email account canceled, which means that all the potential victims he already had will not be able to contact him.... Poor bugger! Merry Christmas asshole!

Posted by David A at 12:02 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 701 Words
December 24, 2006
Scumbag Mugu pretends to be soldier

I cant even begin to describe how disgusting I find this to be... They have pretended to be dying cancer patients, children of assassinated presidents, and now they pretend to be our soldiers. I would have answered this one, but I dont want them to know that the email address is legit.

barrtimothy2@terra.com.mx date Dec 24, 2006 4:15 PM subject GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. mailed-by hotmail.fr DEAR SIR/MADAM, HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY?. HOPE ALL IS WELL. MY NAME IS ( SGT 1ST CLASS ) TIMOTHY KWAMI, I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER, SERVING IN THE MILITARY WITH THE ARMY 3RD INFANTRY DIVISION. WITH A VERY DESPERATE NEED FOR ASSISTANCE, I HAVE SUMMED UP COURAGE TO CONTACT YOU. I FOUND YOUR CONTACT PARTICULARS IN AN ADDRESS JOURNAL. I AM SEEKING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE TO MOVE ALLUVIAL GOLD DUST WORHT US$9.7MILLION AND CASH OF $20,000,000 MILLION US DOLLARS TO YOUR DESTINATION BELIEVING YOU CAN NOT BETRAY THE TRUST I AM WILLING TO IMPOSE ON YOU. AND AT THE SAME TIME,AS FAR AS I CAN BE ASSURED THAT MY SHARE OF THE MONEY AFTER SALES WILL BE SAFE IN YOUR CARE UNTIL I COMPLETE MY SERVICE HERE, THIS IS NO STOLEN GOLD, AND THERE ARE NO DANGER INVOLVED. NOW BELOW IS THE OFFER. COMMODITY---ALLUVIAL GOLD DUST. QUANTITY-----100-875 KG QUALITY------22 KARAT PLUS PRICE--------5,500 US DOLLARS PER KILO PAYMENT------I ACCEPT AT LEAST 15% OUT OF THE TOTAL COST OF THE SUPPLIED MERCHANDISE IN OTHER TO CATER FOR SOME EXPENSES AND TO DEFRAY PART OF THE PRODUCTION COST, AFTER TESTING AND SUBMISSION OF ALL RELIVANT EXPORT DOCUMENTS AT THE POINT OF SHIPPMENT. THE US$20 MILLION HAS ALSO BEEN DEPOSITED IN A FINANCE COMPANY AND I WILL OPEN UP ON WHERE THE FINANCE COMPANY THE MONEY WAS DEPOSITED TO YOU UPON YOUR RESPONSE. THIS GOLD WAS DISCOVERED AT A FARMHOUSE NEAR ONE OF THE SADDAM OLD PALACES IN TIKRIT-IRAQ DURING A RESCUE OPERATION, AND IT WAS AGREED BY STAFF SGT KENNETH BUFF AND I THAT SOME PART OF THIS GOLD INCLUDING THE MONEY BE SHARED AMONG BOTH OF US BEFORE INFORMING ANYBODY ABOUT IT SINCE BOTH OF US SAW THE GOLD AND THE MONEY FIRST. AFTER SHARING? US$20 MILLION BECAME MY SHARE FROM THE TOTAL MONEY THAT WE DISCOVERRED. THIS WAS QUITE AN ILLEGAL THING TO DO, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT ? NO COMPENSATION CAN MAKE UP FOR THE RISK WE HAVE TAKEN WITH OUR LIVES IN THIS HELL HOLE. OF WHICH MY BROTHER IN-LAW WAS KILLED BY A ROAD SIDE BOMB LAST WEEK. WHEN MY SHARE WAS GIVING TO ME, AND TO CONCEAL THIS KIND OF GOLD BECAME A PROBLEM FOR ME, SO WITH THE HELP OF A BRITHISH CONTACT WORKING HERE, AND HIS OFFICE ENJOY SOME IMMUNITY, I WAS ABLE TO GET THE PACKAGE OUT TO A SAFE LOCATION ENTIRELY OUT OF TROUBLE SPOT. HE DOES NOT KNOW THE REAL CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGE, AND BELIEVES THAT IT BELONGS TO A BRITHISH/AMERICAN MEDICAL DOCTOR WHO DIED IN AN RAID HERE IN IRAQ, AND BEFORE GIVING UP, HE TRUSTED ME TO HAND OVER THE PACKAGE TO HIS FAMILY IN UNITED STATES.I HAVE NOW FOUND A VERY SECURED WAY OF GETTING THE PACKAGE OUT OF IRAQ TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR YOU TO PICK UP, AND I WILL DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU WHEN I AM SURE THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST ME. I WANT YOU TO TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU WILL TAKE FROM THIS GOLD AFTER SALES FOR THE ASSISTANCE YOU WILL GIVE TO ME. ONE PASSIONATE APPEAL I WILL MAKE TO YOU IS NOT TO DISCUSS THIS MATTER WITH ANYBODY, SHOULD YOU HAVE REASONS TO REJECT THIS OFFER, PLEASE PLEASE AND PLEASE DESTROY THIS MESSAGE AS ANY LEAKAGE OF THIS INFORMATION WILL BE TOO BAD FOR US SOLDIER HERE IN IRAQ. I DO NOT KNOW HOW LONG WE WILL REMAIN HERE, AND I HAVE BEEN SHOT, WOUNDED AND SURVIVED TWO SUICIDE BOMB ATTACKS BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD, THIS AND OTHER REASONS I WILL MENTION LATER HAS PROMPTED ME TO REACH OUT FOR HELP, I HOPE YOU WILL CAREFULLY STUDY THIS OFFER AND ACT ACCORDINGLY. I HONESTLY WANT THIS MATTER TO BE RESOLVED IMMEDIATELY,PLEASE CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE MY ONLY WAY OF COMMUNICATION EMAIL: barrtimothy1@terra.com.mx GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. TIMOTHY KWAMI
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December 22, 2006
Another Lottery Scam!
Congratulation !!!!!

EUROMILLION LOTERIA NAVIDAD.


ATTENTION.

We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer balloting sweepstake held on 10th December 2006. This is a Millennium
Scientific Computer Game in which email addresses were used. It is a promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users; therefore you do not
need to buy ticket to enter for it. You have been approve f or the star prize of €667,248.26(Six Hundred And Sixty Seven Thousand
Two Hundred and Forty-Eight Euros and Twenty-Six Cent Only).

To claim your winning prize you are to contact the appointed agent as soon as possible for the immediate release of your winnings:

Guarantee Trust Agency.
Mr. Philipo Gonzalez.
Address: Sin Numero Madrid Spain.
Telephone: 0034636287740.
E-mail: guarateettrust@aim.com

Batch No: WNTO/7416/VA/ES
Ticket No: TWMT/1800/806
Lucky No: 07-13-31.54-640
Serial No: MUOTI/82536

You must contact the appointed agent with your Full Names, Contact Telephone Numbers (Home, Office and Mobile Number and also Fax Number) via
email to process the immediate payment of your prize.
The Validity period of the winnings is for 30 working days hence you are expected to make your cla ims immediately, any claim not made before
this date will be ret urned to the MINISTERIO DE E CONOMIA Y HACIENDA .

Once again congratulations !!!

Best Regards,
Anita Raynes(Mrs.).
(Group Coordinator) Congratulation !!!!!

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Another idiot Mugu tries to Chat me up!
David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:08:27 AM): I am fine how are you. rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:08:51 AM): am cool rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:08:56 AM): what is ur name and asl pls David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:09:03 AM): Good, what can I do for you. David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:09:41 AM): My name is David, ASL? I dont know what that is. rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:09:57 AM): age,sex and location pls rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:10:06 AM): am rose from california am sure u know David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:10:07 AM): What do you need? rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:10:11 AM): but grew up in hawaii David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:10:16 AM): Yes you said that. rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:10:26 AM): am single but was ones divorced with no kid rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:10:30 AM): am 5.7 feet tall David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:10:32 AM): Good for you rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:10:34 AM): u? David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:10:38 AM): What can I do for you? rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:11:31 AM): u married? David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:12:05 AM): I am sorry, dont want to appear rude, but what is it you want? rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:12:33 AM): am single looking to meet a man that knows what it takes to love David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:12:51 AM): I am not looking for a woman David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:12:55 AM): I am married. David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:12:58 AM): Good luck rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:13:37 AM): thanks David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:13:44 AM): Bye rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:13:45 AM): but will u like us be friends? rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:13:48 AM): do u have a cam? David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:13:51 AM): No David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:14:03 AM): I dont have a cam, and dont make friends on line. rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:14:14 AM): thats ok rosemeller1976 (12/22/2006 10:14:15 AM): bye David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:14:26 AM): A bit of advice for you. David Anderson (12/22/2006 10:16:24 AM): When you are running your Mugu scam on Yahoo, dont use "Compliments of the Season," as a greeting, all of you idiots use that in your emails. And you would not know Bakersfield if it jumped up and bit you in the ass. Nigeria is a LOOOOOONG way from Bakersfield, and about the only chance you have of seeing it, is if you end up in the Prison near there for running idiotic 419 scams.
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December 21, 2006
Microsoft and AOL are competitors

Now pay very close attention, because I am only going to repeat this one more time...

MICROSOFT does NOT sponsor an email lottery...

Now, a little extra, just for those STUPID enough to think this is real...

1. Microsoft and AOL are competitors, even if one of them did do a lottery, they would not join to do one.
2. Nor would they use an email address from YAHOO, another competitor.
3. Anniversary of WHAT? These people are REAL stupid, in fact the only people more stupid would be... Yeah you got it... The people dumb enough to actually believe this crock of shit.

MICROSOFT AWARD TEAM Microsoft Corporation #1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052. www.microsoft.com www.aol.com Ref: BTD/968/06 Batch: 409978E. Dear Lucky winner, WINNING NOTIFICATION *** The prestigious Microsoft and AOL has set out and successfully organised a Sweepstakes marking the end of year anniversary we rolled out over 100,000.000.00 (One Hundred Million Great Britain Pounds) for our end of year Anniversary Draws. Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching personalised email addresses to ticket numbers. Your email was luckily drawn by a computer balloting system as one of our winners in our experimental lottery bonanza from the prestigous MICROSOFT ONLINE PROMOTION. Thus, making you the winner Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number 008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds) as one of the jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire winning sum of 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds). The draws registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London United Kingdom on the 12th of December 2006. Please contact our Fiduciary Agent for VALIDATION.

Dr Owen Green
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Head Winning Claims Dept.
TELL:+447011146666
E-mail : owengreen_claimsagent@yahoo.co.uk

Dr Mrs Matida Coker jp
Head Customercare Service
Microsoft Promotion Team

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My good fortune...

Okay, this 419 Spammer like most of the current class of them is a total idiot, lacking an semblance of intelligence, just pure greed and a desire to get my money, so let me give "her," the answer she is NOT looking for...

Dear Maria:
You are an idiot, and a thief. But a very stupid one. You people write to me every day offering fabulous riches, when you really just want to steal your "forwarding/processing fee." Now dear idiot, let me explain. In english slang, you are busted. Your stupid letter has now been published on the internet on one of the biggest sites out there. Anyone smart enough to type your name into Google, will know that you are a lazy piece of human shit who steals from others. Not only that. I have succeeded in wasting your time.

Now kindly piss off.

While you are at it, you might click the link over the left for 419 Scams, and you will see just how many of you monkeys send me these emails daily. Now don't you feel special?


MRS MARIA SOCORRO
CREDIT ACCOUNTS OFFICER
HEAD OFFICE EQUITABLE PCI BANK TWR.
MKT AVENUE.COR.H.V DELA COSTA STR
PHILIPPINES .

Dear Sir/Madam,
Let me start by introducing myself,I am MRS MARIA SOCORRO,CREDIT ACCOUNTS OFFICER EQUITABLE PCI BANK.
I am writing you this letter based on the latest development at my bank, which I will like to bring to your personal edification. I am writing you this letter with so much joy and excitement even though my heart goes out to the very powerful and distinguished gentleman who I was fortunate to have worked for and extremely privileged to have known for numerous years. I am a top official in charge of client accounts in EQUITABLE PCI BANK.inside the philippines.
In 2001, my client was going through a horrendous divorce in the United States Of America and was on the verge of losing most of his estate to his vicious and diabolical wife. As a result of this alarming predicament, my client came to me with a very brilliant idea. He transferred some funds, ten million two hundred thousand dollars(usd10.2m) to a fixed deposit account in my bank under an alias which only the two of us knew about as the confidentiality of the matter was necessary for his protection. Due to his untimely death in early 2002, the funds have been sitting in the account ever since and will continue to do so perpetually unless we do something about it. This is where you come in.I located you through an agency that helps seek people by their email.my client did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit.Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I would like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to our client so that you will be able to receive his funds.
I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we can come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to my client.All that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job.After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also file in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.The allocation of our money will be as follows: 20%(US$2.02M) to you for your part in this, 75% for me and my partners and 5% for any unforeseeable expenses we may incur. I think this is extremely fair, as you have nothing to lose but just a little time, while on the other hand I am staking my flawless reputation among other things. And besides $2.02 million is no pocket change. Once you are approved, the entire transaction should take no longer than twelve business days after which we will go about our daily business, but just millions of dollars richer.
As you can see this is easier than taking candy from a baby but mind you, trust is something that is developed over time and that is something that we do not have. So I have to let you know that it will highly unfeasible to try to run away with the money because even though only you can transfer money in and out of your account, the transfer can only be authorized by my department of which i happen to be thehead.The money will be transfered from my bank to an account you will provide. So please, there should be no room for greed because ten million two hundred thousand dollars can quench even the most insatiable desire for the almighty dollar.
Again, i will be in charge of everything else. I will assume all responsibilities for this endeavor so you don’t have to worry about any legal ramifications, just what you will do with all that money.
Your urgent response is highly anticipated so please email me for more details on this transaction as soon as possible.
This should be kept very secret and confidential… I believe you know.Please email me for more details at nemasocorro@excite.com

kind Regards
Mrs. Maria Socorro esq.

Read on for another persistent one...

This idiot has sent me at least 20 of these in the past week.

FROM THE DESK OF MR .AZIZ MOUSTAFA BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER BANK OF AFRICA. OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.

TOP SECRET

DEAR FRIEND

I AM MR.AZIZ MOUSTAFA THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER AT THE FOREIGN
REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF BANK OF AFRICA. I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM THE
INTERNET, WHILE SEARCHING FOR AN HONEST AND TRUST WORTHY PERSON, WHO WILL
ASSIST ME TO IMPLEMENT THIS TRANSFER DISCOVERED THE SUM OF TWENTY TWO
MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS (USD22.5M) BELONGING
TO A DECEASED CUSTOMER OF THIS BANK.

THE FUND HAS BEEN LYING IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANYBODY COMING TO PUT
CLAIM OVER THE MONEY SINCE THE ACCOUNT OWNER LATE MR JOHN KOROVO FROM
JORDAN, WHO WAS INVOLVED IN THE 25TH DECEMBER 2003 BENIN PLANE CRASH.

HERE IS THE AIR CRASH WEBSITE ON CN


http://www.cnn.com/2003/world/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html

THE SAID FUND IS NOW READY FOR TRANSFER TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT WHO’S OWNER
WILL BE PORTRAYED AS THE BENEFICIARY AND NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED
CUSTOMER OF THE BANK. SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN
EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT
RELEASE IT UNLESS SOMEBODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE
DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND LAWS BUT UNFORTUNATELY
WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH
HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.

IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS
PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION
TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS
COMING FOR IT AND I DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS
UNCLAIMED BILL.

THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDELINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED
UNCLAIMED AFTER FIVE YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO THE BANK
TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS
BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A
BURKINA BE CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER. I THEREFORE SOLICIT
FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO COME FORWARD AS THE NEXT OF KIN.
I HAVE AGREED THAT 40% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY
IN RESPECT OF THE PROVISION OF YOUR ACCOUNT AND SERVICES RENDERED, 55% WOULD
BE FOR ME WHILE 5% WILL BE FOR EXPENSES INCURRED DURING THE CAUSE OF THIS
TRANSACTION IF THE MONEY IS TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT FROM BANK OF AFRICA,

I AND MY FAMILY IN THIS TRANSACTION WILL PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR COUNTRY
FOR OUR OWN SHARE OF THE MONEY. I EXPECT YOU TO KEEP THIS BUSINESS STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL AND SECRET AS YOU MAY WISH TO KNOW THAT I AM BANK OFFICIAL.

BE REST ASSURED THAT THIS BUSINESS IS 100% RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDE AND EVERY
ARRANGEMENT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO THE ACCOUNT YOU ARE GOING TO PROVIDE
HAVE BEEN CONCLUDED PROVIDED WE MAINTAIN THE CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRURITY
INVOLVED.
CONTACT ME ON MY PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER (+226 76 17 20 71)EMAIL:

mr.aziz_moustafa@yahoo.ca

I AM LOOKING FORWARD FOR YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR.AZIZ MOUSTAFA
BOA.

Posted by David A at 02:38 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 1498 Words
December 20, 2006
Another idiot Lottery Scam

No, you did not WIN anything... These people are scammers, thieves... Delete the email and move on with your life.

Are you the lucky one?

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Be informed because of mix up in cash pay-outs, we ask
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to quote your winning numbers in all
correspondence with us. Congratulations once again
from all members of LOTERIA PRIMITIVA . Thank you for
being part of our promotional program.For immediate
release of your cash prize to you,

Please kindly contact your verifying agent

MR RIO-SANTOS
C/ARROYO DE
LAMIEL
28007 MADRID ESPANA
TEL : 0034-627-329-804
EMAIL:RIOSANTOS1@AIM.COM

Kindly send the following
information to the
verifying agent:
(i) Your names,
(ii) Contact
telephone
and fax numbers
(iii) Contact Address
(iv) Your winning
numbers
(v) Quote amount won.
Congratulations once again.
Yours
Faithfully,

Mr.RIO-SANTOS
Cordinator.
Yours sincerely,

Posted by David A at 11:44 AM | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0) | 351 Words
Looks like...

We have another FAKE Australian Lottery. Not sure if the same scammers are behind this one as well.

AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY 2006

UNI,24 HIGHER AVENUE HARRIS PARK
GRANVILLE NSW 0152 SYDNEY
AUSTRALIA.

Ref: 475061725
Batch: 7056490902/188
Winning no: GB8701/LPRC

CONGRATULATIONS!!

ELECTRONIC MAIL AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION
AWARD PRESENTATION CENTER: AUSTRALIA


Dear Sir/Madam,

We are delighted to inform you of your prize release on the 19th December 2006, from the Australian Lotto incorporated program.This is a bonus to promote lotto in australia Which is fully based on an electronic selection of winners using their e-mail addresses form some site. Your email address was attached to ticket number; 47061725 07056490902 serial number 7741137002 This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows 5-13-33-37-42 bonus number17,which consequently won the lotto in the second category.

You here by have been approved a lump sum pay of US$500,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) in cash credit file ref: ILP/HW 47509/02 from the total cash prize shared amongst eight lucky winners in this category.

All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn form Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada,Australia,United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East,Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.

This Lotto was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base.

Further more your details (e-mail address) falls within our Africa representative office in Abuja Nigeria, as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of US$500,000.00 will be released to you from this regional branch office in NIGERIA.

We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes for US$1.3 Billion international draw. HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE: Simply contact our fiducially agent, REV KELVIN WASH E-mail address rev_kelvinwash_claimsagent@yahoo.ca OR revkelvinwash1@excite.com to file for your claim .

by filling this form below and send it to him to file for your claim $500,000.00.

LOTTERY WINNERS APPLICATION FORM OF PAYMENT.


Please quote your reference, batch and winning number which can be found on the top left corner of this notification as well as your full name, address and telephone number as to help us locate your file easily.


For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this program by non-participant or unofficial personnel. Note, all winnings MUST be claimed before the end of this programme, otherwise all funds will be returned as Unclaimed and eventually donated to charity organizations.

Congratulations once again on your winnings!!!

Best Regards Carol Sweet (co-coordinator) PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL.CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT AT rev_kelvinwash_claimsagent@yahoo.ca OR revkelvinwash1@excite.com
ANY BREACH OF CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF THE WINNERS WILL RESULT TO DISQUALIFICATION.

Yours faithfully,
Carol Sweet
Online coordinator for
AUSTRALIAN LOTTO PROGRAMME,

And while we are talking about Classic Scams.... Look who else is back.


Assistance

My name is Jenifer Wilson i am a dying woman who have decided to donate what i have to you/ church/charity
organisations . I am 64 years old and i was diagnosed for cancer for about 7 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband who lived all his life in America, who has left me everything he worked for.I have been touched by God to donate from what i have inherited from my late husband for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and i believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $5,500,000 (Five million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27).

At the moment i cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware i have changed my will,you and him will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer in the Netherlands with this specified email below and his contact:

Below are the my contact details information's.of my lawyer
Name; JERRY COOPER
Email: barristercooper@aim.com

And i have also told my lawyer that i WILLED ($5,500,000.00) to you and i have also notified him that i am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. I know i don’t know you but i have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Regards,
Jenifer Wilson
please contact me through the email adress below
jeniferwilson2@excite.com


Posted by David A at 10:12 AM | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0) | 918 Words
December 18, 2006
419 Spammers go Live Chat!

This chat is hillarious!
Check out the 419er trying to tempt me into an "intimate relationship." LOL! Anyone who falls for these idiots is pathetic! This all happened on Yahoo, so if Dear Sydney gives you a chat, you know what it is about!


syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:54:15 AM): hi
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:54:17 AM): ???
David Anderson (12/18/2006 11:54:30 AM): Hello, do we know each other?
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:55:35 AM): i don,t think so
David Anderson (12/18/2006 11:55:46 AM): What can I do for you?
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:56:10 AM): syndey
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:56:20 AM): am syndey
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:56:24 AM): you
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:56:24 AM): ?
David Anderson (12/18/2006 11:56:30 AM): David
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:57:14 AM): nice meeting you david
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:57:19 AM): ?
David Anderson (12/18/2006 11:57:24 AM): Likewise?
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:57:51 AM): so were are you from david
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:57:52 AM): ?
David Anderson (12/18/2006 11:58:04 AM): California
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:58:24 AM): nice
David Anderson (12/18/2006 11:58:29 AM): What can I do for you Sydney?
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:59:32 AM): i was just searching for my groom when i saw ur mail add
David Anderson (12/18/2006 11:59:48 AM): Saw it where?
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 11:59:56 AM): so i decided to make myself on top of the world
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:00:20 PM): I dont understand?
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:00:33 PM): my dad first name is anderson so that is why i decided to meet you
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:00:35 PM): ?
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:00:47 PM): Okay
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:01:00 PM): am very sorry for jumping into ur mail
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:01:11 PM): No problem.
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:01:20 PM): Have a nice day
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:01:31 PM): okay
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:01:40 PM): and you too
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:01:59 PM): Good luck find your "groom"?
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:02:07 PM): so when are you going to tell me more about urself
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:02:18 PM): Nothing to tell.
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:02:40 PM): okay
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:02:44 PM): I am a businessman with an international consulting company. The rest is on my profile.
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:03:00 PM): so can we be friends
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:03:23 PM): okay tell me what to do to have you as an intimate friend
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:03:23 PM): ?
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:03:37 PM): please cos i will like to tell my dad more about you
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:03:44 PM): ?
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:04:16 PM): Sydney, dont take this wrong, but to me, friends is a strong word. I dont make friends easilly, and never with people I meet online. I have few friends, and many more associates. Friendship is something special
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:05:08 PM): okay i want to make you a special project in my life david
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:05:50 PM): I dont think so.
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:06:01 PM): I dont do those kinds of relationships.
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:07:30 PM): okat when we get to knw each other more better i can come over to you in california
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:07:45 PM): b,cos i want to make my dad happy
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:07:50 PM): I am married, and not interested in having someone I dont know come to visit.
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:08:45 PM): ok
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:09:11 PM): but can u make me a space in your heart
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:09:17 PM): please try to create
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:09:41 PM): I dont understand. I just told you I am married.
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:11:55 PM): so you ARE NOT MARRIED
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:12:26 PM): that mean i am the most luckiest person on earth
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:12:37 PM): i can wait to see you
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:12:42 PM): I am married.
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:12:55 PM): And I dont think you will ever "see" me.
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:13:05 PM): ok
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:13:28 PM): but can you please send some of ur pix to my mail box
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:13:32 PM): anderson
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:13:45 PM): No, sorry I dont send pictures to people I dont know.
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:14:46 PM): ok
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:17:08 PM): how many children have you
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:17:09 PM): ?
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:17:17 PM): three
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:17:32 PM): whats their name
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:18:00 PM): Sorry, I dont share my childrens names with people I dont know on the Internet, its a security thing.
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:20:29 PM): ok
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:20:43 PM): so are we friends now
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:20:57 PM): Online friends sure.
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:21:32 PM): no anderson
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:21:44 PM): intimate friend
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:21:48 PM): No
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:21:55 PM): I dont even know you.
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:21:59 PM): ok
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:22:13 PM): An intimate friend means something entirely different to me.
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:22:22 PM): use another name not online friend or internet
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:22:24 PM): i know
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:22:29 PM): ok
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:22:47 PM): my regard to your children and your wife
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:23:15 PM): Thanks. Mine to your family too.
syndey shakira (12/18/2006 12:23:54 PM): nice talking to you anderson
David Anderson (12/18/2006 12:24:16 PM): You too, bye and good luck finding a Mugu

Posted by David A at 12:26 PM | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | 916 Words
December 16, 2006
Only an IDIOT believes Microsoft is in the Lottery Business!

I just received this absolutely juvenile and idiotic fake lottery email. I tried to do a screen capture of it, but could not. This has got to be the most idiotic scam I have ever, and I do mean, EVER seen. Note the crude graphics, the yahoo email address for the "claims agent," and the Chinese footer, probably the service the ignorant monkeys used to send the email!

Microsoft Award Team 20 Craven Park, Harlesden London NW10 United Kingdom Ref: BTD/968/05 Batch: 409978E

win.gif



Dear Winner,

WINNING NOTIFICATION
The prestigious Micrsoft and aol has set out and sucessfully organised a Sweepstakes marking the new year 2006 anniversary we rolled out over ?5,000.000.00 (Five million Great Britain Pounds) for our end of year Anniversary Draws. Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.
The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching personalised email addresses to ticket numbers. If you ignore this, you will regret it later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number 008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you ?500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds) as one of the 10 jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire winning sum of ?500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds). The draws registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London United Kingdom on the 30th of January 2006. These Draws are commemorative and as such special.
&! nbsp;
Please be informed by this winning notification,to file your claims,you are to make contact with your designated agent who shall by duty guide you through the process to facilitate the release of your prize.To file for your claim Please Contact your fiduciary agent

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Mr George Simmons
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Email: microsoftawardclaimagent001@yahoo.co.uk
Phone:+44-701-114-0785
+44-701-114-0785

You are advised to contact your fiduciary agent with the following details to avoid unnecessary delays and complications:
Your Full Names
Country
Ticket Numbers
Batch Number
Serial Number
Lucky Numbers
as indicated in this winning Notification and Phone numbers.Thank you for being part of this promotional award program.

Our special thanks and gratitude to Bill Gates and his associates.We wish you the
best of luck as you spend your good fortune.Thank you for being part of our commemorative new year Anniversary Draws.

Sincerely,
Dr. Bryan McDonald
Microsoft Promotion Team


--外国货也超便宜!
--http://sms.eyou.com
--无忧二二族、足球大富翁...尽在亿邮短信

I'm really sorry, but any person DUMB enough to respond to these people, SHOULD have their money or identity stolen, because they are too fucking stupid to have either! Be warned... If anyone writes a comment asking me what to do if they get one of these, or worse, "How do I collect my money," I will have fun making them look like a bigger idiot than they already are!

MICROSOFT AWARD TEAM Microsoft Corporation #1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052. www.microsoft.com www.aol.com

Ref: BTD/968/06
Batch: 409978E.


Dear Lucky winner,

WINNING NOTIFICATION

The prestigious Microsoft and AOL has set out and successfully organised a Sweepstakes marking the end of year anniversary we rolled out over 100,000.000.00 (One Hundred Million Great Britain Pounds) for our end of year Anniversary Draws. Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.

The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching personalised email addresses to ticket numbers.Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

Your email was luckily drawn by a computer balloting system as one of our winners in our experimental lottery bonanza from the prestigous MICROSOFT ONLINE PROMOTION. Thus, making you the winner

Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number 008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds) as one of the jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire winning sum of 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds). The draws registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London United Kingdom on the 15th of December 2006. These Draws are commemorative and as such special.

Please be informed by this winning notification,to file your claims,you are to make contact with your designated agent who shall by duty guide you through the process to facilitate the release of your prize.

Please contact our Fiduciary Agent for VALIDATION.
**************************************************
Mr.Willford Gart
Microsoft Promotion Award Team

Head Winning Claims Dept.
TELL:+447011146666
E-mail : willfordgart207claims@yahoo.co.uk

Posted by David A at 07:39 PM | Comments (7) | TrackBack (0) | 812 Words
Ever Notice....

How most of the idiot Nigerian 419 Scammers now claim to have cancer, and THAT is why they are giving away their non-existent fortunes???

I greet you in the name of the Lord. I am Mrs. Prevella Stewart from Solomon Islands. I am married to Late Mr.John W. Stewart who worked with MULTINATIONAL OIL COMPANY EXXON AS A DRILLING RIG SUPPLIER in KUWAIT for nine years before he died on the 15th August 2005. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Since his death I decided not to remarry, but feeling quite lonely if not God who has been my partner and comforter. When my late husband was alive he Deposited the sum of Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars with a Finance/Security Firm In Europe and this fund is presently with the finance firm awaiting my disbursement as beneficiary and next of kin to the funds. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church,organization or good person that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want an organization or good person that will use this funds to help the orphans, widows and other people that need financial assistance.Using part of this money to provide facilities for God,s work, taking the gospel to greater height is my major reason of donating this funds out. l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are very wicked and self selfish people,it had been their wish to see my husband dead in order that they might inherit his wealth since we have no child. These people are therefore not worthy of this inheritance as they have squandered much of my husbands hard earned money already. This is why I am taking this decision. Meanwhile I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. It is only a sinner who's death is painful. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and also the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development and l know that With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/Security Firm in Europe . I will also issue a letter of authorization to the firm that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money. I also want you to always uplift me in prayer. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy woman of God. Whoever that Wants to serve the Almighty God must serve him in truth and faith, "serving him with all you have, knowing that naked we come and naked we must go" Contact me on my very confidential email address below and any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another good person,musque,chuchies,organization for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein as i have prayed and fasted on this already. Hoping to receive your response immediately. Thanks and Remain blessed. Your Sister Mrs. Prevella Stewart Please reply to my very confidential email address below: prevella001@aim.com

Don't you wish they would just go ahead and DIE, and save us the overstuffed mailboxes?

Posted by David A at 01:43 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 589 Words
December 15, 2006
Why do these idiots keep sending me this?

More importantly... Why are they still in business?

ticket number 7PWYZ2006 FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just
concluded annual final draws held on (23th October, 2006) by
STAATSLOTERIJ Worldwide Promotion. Your email was among the 20 Lucky
winners who won $1,000,000.00 (One Million Dollars) each in the
STAATSLOTERIJ 2006 PROMO.

However the results were released today 15h
December, 2006 and your email was attached to ticket number (7PWYZ2006)
and ballot number (BT:12052006/20) The online draws was conducted by a
random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of
29,031,643 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked
by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet.
However, NO TICKET WERE SOLD but all email addresses were assigned to
different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

The
selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) . This Lottery is approved
by the Netherlands Gaming Board and also licensed by the The
International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This lottery is
the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public. To begin the
claim processing of your prize you are to contact the fiduciary agent
as stated below:
Name: Mr. Theo van Baasten
Phone # : +31-644-749-539
Fax # : +31(847)300-848
E-mail: esfcorp@netscape.net

Due to possible
mix up of some numbers and email contacts, we ask that you keep this
award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed
and your money remitted. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming or unscrupulous acts by some participants of this
program. *Staff of STAATSLOTERIJ are not to partake in this PROMOTION.

Accept our hearty congratulations once again!

Best Regard
Rita de
Witt.
(Online Award coordinator)

I have been reporting on this fake lottery for years, (at least two). And yet, they continue to operate, stealing tens of thousands of dollars a year from gullible people. The police, despite having numerous reports, I know because I have reported them myself... Have done nothing. People continue to fall for this disgusting scam, and Netscape, AIM, Yahoo, Hotmail, and all the major and minor, free email services, continue to allow this garbage to be sent throught their system. You can't tell me that any of these providers is unaware when thousands of emails are sent a minute from some Internet cafe in Nigeria or The Netherlands...

If you get one of these, dont just delete it. Report it, and insist that the provider take action. Report it to local police, explain to them how these scams work, and offer to work with them to catch these clowns. DO SOMETHING!

Posted by David A at 11:52 AM | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | 454 Words
December 14, 2006
I just love it...

When the Nigerians try to be Asian....

On 12/14/06, MR MITSUO HIRAKATA wrote:

MR MITSUO HIRAKATA
MUZIHO CORPORATE BANK LTD
BRACKEN HOUSE, ONE FRIDAY STREET,
LONDON EC4M 9JA, UK

Geetings,

I would not have used this medium (Internet) but I chose to reach you
through it because it is the fastest,surest and most secured medium of
communication.

However,this correspondence is un-official and private,and it should be
treated as such. I also guarantee you that thistransaction is hitch free
from all what you may think of.

I am Mr Mitsuo Hirakata the Corporate Auditor of MUZIHO CORPORATE BANK LTD
(London Branch) I am contacting you based on Trust and confidentiality that
will
be attached to this transaction.

The Management and the Legal department of our BANK (MUZIHO CORPORATE BANK
LTD) in a recent meeting, Recommended that the account of MR DAVID ANGELL,
who was ne of my branch depositor, should be declared Dormant,confisticated
and the depositor's fund sent to the Bank Treasury according to UK Banking
and financial law.

He died in worldtrade centre as a victims of the september 11,2001.Incident
that befall the United State of America,the bank has made series of efforts
to contact any of the relatives to claim this money but without success, you
can confirm through this site:
http://www.september11victims.com/september11Victims/victims_list.htm

MR DAVID ANGELL is an account holder in my branch, he owns a dollar account
with the sum of US$15.500.000.00 (Fifteen Million, five Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars Only) deposited in a Secret account with my branch .

In fact, since hisdeath, no next of kin of the Dollar account holder(the
brother) nor any relative of him has shown up for the claim this because he
hasthe account as a secret account thus he left all the documents for the
deposit with me.

This is where I am interested and where I want you to come in. I want you to
come in as the relation of the deceased, I will give you the relevant
documents and contacts to file the application and then effect the approvals
for the transfer of the money, I will be the one to provide the ital
documents for the claims of the money and then advise you exactly how we
should handle it.

Please include your telephone/fax number/ Home Address when replying this
mail and I will give you more information as soon as you indicate your
willingness to assist in this transaction.

We will use our positions to get all internal documentations to back up the
claims.Do not be bothered that you are not related in any way to him as I am
in position to afix your name as the next of kin.

The whole Procedures will last only 7 working days to get the fund retrieved
successfully without trace even in future. After the transfer of the money
we shall share the money 60-40.that is I will have 60% while you will have
40%.
I await your urgent response to this mail.

Yours Truly,
MR MITSUO HIRAKATA.
(London Branch)
MUZIHO CORPORATE BANK LTD

Posted by David A at 09:16 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 505 Words
December 13, 2006
Eh... yeah right....
DESK OF CHAIRMAN

Sub-Committee on Finance

South African World Cup bid 2010

24 Steven Bikko Blvrd Pretoria,

Republic Of South Africa.

Email: danielmakeba@yahoo.com

Currently in London,contact:

Tel : +44 704 0187 318

Fax: +44 703 0404 168 .

Attn: Sir,

Greetings you must be aware now that my country The Republic of

South Africa won the bid to host the world cup by 2010,prior to

this bid my committee was

mandated to lobby the members of board of Federation International

Football Association (FIFA) on selection of the country to host the

world, the bidding

was intensive but at the end we got the hosting right. Mycommittee

was given the sum of $29 million dollars to lobby the members of

the FIFA ruling body to

make sure that we win the hosting right considering the gain that

comes with the hosting right like South Africa?s economy will

receive a massive direct

boost from hosting the 2010 World Cup, financial impact report for

South Africa's World Cup bid committee shows

that the 2010 World Cup will pump R21.3-billion into South Africa's

economy, and creating an estimated 159 000 new jobs.With the help

the living legend

of our time 85-year-old Nobel Peace Prize winner Dr. Nelson

Mandela who made an emotive case for The Republic of South Africa,

we got the bid

without spending all the money, I and my committee members saw this

as a God sent opportunity to secure our future and that of our

family therefore was

mandated by other committee members to look for a way to move the

remaining money to a safe place with the help of a foreigner who

we can trust and is

ready to assist us to move the funds considering the fact that we

are still members of the bid committee and in the eyes of the

public. we have in

our possession the sum $21millon since we spent just $8million for

lobbying. We are ready to give you 20% for all your assistance then

me and my

colleagues will keep 80% lf you are willing kindly reply to my

letter for further directive. we will want to invest our share

into Real-estate and

air taxi business in your country with your assistance,bearing in

mind that confidentiality is of great essences so is time in this

project I will

await your response.

Best Regards,

Mr.Daniel Makeba.

To be stupid enought to fall for this one.... Well it's just WRONG in so many ways.


Greetings from Dubai,

This letter must come to you as a big surprise, but I believe
it is only a day that people meet and become great friends
and business partners. I am Mr. Arif Shaikh, currently Chief
Credit & Risk Officer with a reputable bank here in U. A. E.
I write you this proposal in good faith,believing that I can
trust you with the information I am about to reveal to you.

I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition
for you. On November 6, 2000, an Iraqi Foreign Oil consultant
/contractor with the CHEVRON PETROLEUM CORPORATION, MR MOHAMMAD
AL NASSER made a (Fixed deposit) for 36 calendar months,valued
at US$17,500,000.00 (Seventeen Million Five hundred Thousand
Dollars only) in my bank and I happen to be his account officer
before I was moved to my present position recently. Upon
maturity in 2003, as his account officer and as well the bank
manger, it is my duty to notify him on the maturity date so I
sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but the
letter was returned undelivered.

After sometime, I tried sending back the letter, but it was
again returned and finally I discovered from his contract
employers, Chevron Petroleum Corporation that Mr. Mohammad Al
Nasser died as a result of torture in the hand of Saddam
Hussein (former Iraqi President) during one of his trips to
his country Iraq, as he was accused of leaking information
to the Americans. On further investigation, I discovered
that Mr. Al Nasser's family wife and two sons died during
the Gulf War in Iraq and was the reason why he did not declare
any next of kin or relation in all his official documents,
including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank and did not
leave any WILL. This sum of US$17,500,000.00 have been
floating and placed under dormant/unserviceable account by my
bank management since no one have heard from the owner since
2003. I wish to let you know that all the investigation I
have made so far, my bank management is not aware of it, I am
the only one that have the information.

With the recent change of government in my country and with
their efforts to support the United Nations in checkmating
terrorism aid in the U. A. E. By end of this year, the
government will pass a new financial control law which will
give the government authority to interrogate account owners
of above $5,000,000.00 to explain the source of the funds,
making sure it is not for terrorism support. If I do not
move this money out of the country immediately, by end of
the year the government will definitely confiscate the money,
because my bank cannot provide the account owner to explain
the source of the money.

I cannot directly transfer out this money without the help
of a foreigner and that is why I am contacting you for an
assistance. As the Account Officer to late Al Nasser,coupled
with my present position and status in the bank as Chief
Credit & Risk Officer , I have the power to influence the
release of the funds to any foreigner that comes up as the
next of kin to the account, with the correct information
concerning the account, which I shall give you. All documents
to enable you claim this fund will be carefully worked out and
there is practically no risk involved, the transaction will be
executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you
from any breach of law, beside U. A. E is porous and anything
goes.

If you accept to work with me, I want you to state how you
wish us to share the funds in percentage, so that both
parties will be satisfied. If you are interested, contact
me as soon as you receive this message so we can go over
the details. Thanking you in advance and may God bless you.
Please, treat with utmost confidentiality. I shall send
you copy of the

deposit certificate issued to Al Nasser when the deposit
was made for your perusal.

I wait your urgent response.


Regards,


Mr. Arif Shaikh

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December 12, 2006
Powerball....

Seems to be the new scam of choice these days!

NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS 2006!!! West London, 43 North End Road, West Kensington, London W14 8SZ Lucky Winner, NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!! FROM THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT POWERBALL EURO E-MAIL INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT BATCH NO: PBL/67189098011/245679/1109 REF. NO: PBL/11278998789/908796//1109 WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!! This is to inform you of the release of the E-MAIL LOTTERY BALLOT INTERNATIONAL/WORLD GAMING BOARD. Your name attached to ticket number 100190876290 with Serial number 801972719 drew the lucky numbers of 11-40-09-55-23, which consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payment of 1,000,000.00euros only, which is deposited with the UnitedKingdom Clearing house in your favor as beneficiary and covered with HIGH INSURANCE POLICY. It is important that you keep your winning confidential to avoid people garnering your information and subsequently making claim with your winning paraphernalia information’s, POWERBALL EURO E-MAILINTERNATIONAL will decline payment if such irregularity occurs. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from over 20,000.00 companies and 3,000,000.00 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. To begin your lottery claim, please contact our agent below that have been appointed forthe processing of your claim with your contact telephoneand fax number to begin the processing of your payment. ELIGIBILITY: This promotion is offered only electronically via the Internet and is open to all persons from age 18 years and above with a valid email address and who live in any of the aforementioned countries.This promotion is void in all other countries and is also void where prohibited.Principals and employees of POWERBALL EURO E-MAIL INTERNATIONAL Promos and its respective Parents, subsidiaries and their immediate families are not eligible. CLAIMS PROCEDURES: It is our standard practice to allocate accredited agents for the processing of claims application. It is even more imperative for overseas winners. To begin your claims therefore, you are advised as a matter of urgency, to contact the under listed licensed and accredited claims agent for the processing of your prize awards winning. Please contact the clearing house (through your claims agent only) the body assigned with the verification of all emergent winner. Therefore all protocols laid down by them must be followed to facilitate your claims; CONTACT NAME: PETER RAYMUND CITY/ COUNTRY: LONDON, ENGLAND. TELEPHONE: + 4470 1112 1986 FAX: 44-87-1715-2472 EMAIL: powerballclaims_5@yahoo.gr (1) Being one of the lucky winners, you constitute entrant's full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of our terms and conditions of claims to avoid any discrepancy in the cause of payment of your prize awards winning. (2) To avoid double claims, you are advised to keep your winning details very confidential, as any discrepancies resulting from a breach of this confidentiality on the part of the winners will be covered solely by such winner as our staffs are bound by the oath of secrecy taken on employment. Congratulations again from all our staffs and thank you for being part of our Promotions program. Sincerely, Margaret Ferguson Co-coordinator. NB: PLEASE SEE THAT YOU QUOTE YOUR REF AND BATCH NUMBERS IN YOUR Correspondence TO YOUR CLAIMS AGENT.
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Another 419 Scam
Dear in Christ ,

I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr Davis Fajer who worked with
Kuwait embassy in Senegal for nine years before he died in the year 2002. We were married for
nineteen years with a child He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death, we were both born again Christian.

Since his death, I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he left the sum of $7.5 Million (seven million five hundred thousand U.S.Dollars) in fixed deposite with one of the Finance firm in Dakar,Senegal. Presently, this money is still in the finance firm.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate
this fund to a church that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that
will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because of my only child that will inherit 25% from this money and help to secure a good education & accomodation and also for the seck of God i will like you take him as
your child and been a guidiance to him where by my husband relatives are not Christians and I
don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money
will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision.
I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health.
With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the finance firm and my account number together with the email and phone number contact of the finance firm .
I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you as the present beneficiary of my funds. I want you and your family to always
pray for me and my son because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.

Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth.
Please always be prayerful all through your life Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing
another church for this same purpose.Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.

Hoping to receive your reply.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Sanabu Fajer.

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December 11, 2006
Today's 419 Scam

Make sure to check out this video, to understand how these people work.

Greetings, My name is Mr. Kofi Amoa, the regional manager of National Investment Bank Ltd takoradi branch in the western Region of Ghana. I write you this proposal in good faith; I am 52 Years old married with two lovely kids. I have packaged a financial Transaction that will benefit you and I, as the regional manager of National Investment Bank Ltd. It is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra at the end of each business Year. On the course of last year 2005 business report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made Seven million Five hundred Thousand united state dollars (USD$7.5 Million) which my head office is Not aware of and will never be aware of. I have placed this fund on what we call escrow call account with no beneficiary. As an officer of this bank I cannot be directly connected to this money, so my aim of contacting you is to assist me receive this money in your bank account and get 30% of the total funds as commission. There are practically no risks involved, the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, it will be simply a bank-to-bank transfer, and all I need from you is to stand to claim as the original depositor of these funds who made the deposit with my branch so that my head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account under few working days. If you accept to work with me I will appreciate it very much as you are the first and the only person I am contacting for this transaction. At this juncture, I wish to tell you what prompted me to package this deal. I have a 9-year old daughter who has leukemia, a disease of the blood, and she needs a bone marrow transplant or she will die. I want this transplanting to be done in any good children hospital in your country if there is one. Once this fund is transferred into your account, I shall resign from my job and bring my family to start a new life in your country. I would be grateful if you would help me invest my own part of the money in a very profitable business. I have worked for this bank for the past 15 years yet I have nothing to show for it, I really need your assistance to secure this fund as soon as possible. Send me email as soon as you receive this message if you think we can work together so that we can go over the detail. You can give me your phone line number. I will call you. Yours faithfully, Mr. Kofi Amoa kofiamoa2@yahoo.com
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December 09, 2006
You think Nigerian 419 Scammers are NOT dangerous?

Think again! The people who send out these emails, are very dangerous and sophisticated criminals.

Saludos to the Cops of Nigerias Financial Crimes police, for their heroism and dedication.

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Today's Lottery Scam

The Lottery scammers must be going for the Christmas bonus money that so many people get. I am averaging at least 20 of these a day for the last week.
As usual, this is fake. These are scumbags seeking to separate you from your money, not give you any!

Euromillion Loteria Español Paseo De La Castellana 15-8-9, 28008 Madrid-Spain. Branch Office. Ref. Nº: ES/779/06/26/MAD. Batch. Nº: GHT/2334/803/06. YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS WON IN THE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROGRAMME. We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer balloting sweepstake held on 30th November 2006. This is a millennium scientific computer game in which email addresses were used. It is a promotionalprogram aimed at encouraging internet users; thereforeyou do not need to buy ticket to enter for it. Your email address attached to ticket star number (55-231-680) drew the EUROMILLION lucky numbers 20-81-40-33-12 which consequently won the draw in the Second category. You have been approved for the star prize of EUR 860,314.00 (Eight Hundred and Sixty Thousand,Three Thundred And Fourteen Euros). CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are advised to keep this winning very confidential until you receive your lump prize in your account or optional cheque issuance to you. This is a protective measure to avoid double claiming by people you may tell as we have had cases like this before, please send your Full Name, Home and Office Telephone & Fax Number, Mobile Tel Number and your winning ticket number, reference numbers and amount won information for processing of your winning fund to our registered claim agent in the address below. Mr.Perry Donavan. Royal Coasta Security S.L Address:Mario Cabre 207 Gatefe Centro- Madrid, Spain. E-mail: infowinnerslot1@netscape.net Email: perry_donavan@yahoo.es Tel: 0034-653-442-215. Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 29th of December, 2006. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch number in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Once again congratulations. Mrs.Mary Ferdenard. For Mr.Perry Donavan. Lottery Co-ordinator. The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to whom or which it is addressed. Unauthorised use, disclosure or copying is strictly prohibited. The sender accepts no liability for the improper transmission of this communication nor for any delay in its receipt
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December 07, 2006
Latest Lottery Scam - Powerball
NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS 2006!!! West London, 43 North End Road, West Kensington, London W14 8SZ Lucky Winner, NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!! FROM THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT POWERBALL EURO E-MAIL INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT BATCH NO: PBL/67189098011/245679/1109 REF. NO: PBL/11278998789/908796//1109 WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!! This is to inform you of the release of the E-MAIL LOTTERY BALLOT INTERNATIONAL/WORLD GAMING BOARD. Your name attached to ticket number 100190876290 with Serial number 801972719 drew the lucky numbers of 11-40-09-55-23, which consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payment of 1,000,000.00euros only, which is deposited with the UnitedKingdom Clearing house in your favor as beneficiary and covered with HIGH INSURANCE POLICY. It is important that you keep your winning confidential to avoid people garnering your information and subsequently making claim with your winning paraphernalia information’s, POWERBALL EURO E-MAILINTERNATIONAL will decline payment if such irregularity occurs. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from over 20,000.00 companies and 3,000,000.00 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. To begin your lottery claim, please contact our agent below that have been appointed forthe processing of your claim with your contact telephoneand fax number to begin the processing of your payment. ELIGIBILITY: This promotion is offered only electronically via the Internet and is open to all persons from age 18 years and above with a valid email address and who live in any of the aforementioned countries.This promotion is void in all other countries and is also void where prohibited.Principals and employees of POWERBALL EURO E-MAIL INTERNATIONAL Promos and its respective Parents, subsidiaries and their immediate families are not eligible. CLAIMS PROCEDURES: It is our standard practice to allocate accredited agents for the processing of claims application. It is even more imperative for overseas winners. To begin your claims therefore, you are advised as a matter of urgency, to contact the under listed licensed and accredited claims agent for the processing of your prize awards winning. Please contact the clearing house (through your claims agent only) the body assigned with the verification of all emergent winner. Therefore all protocols laid down by them must be followed to facilitate your claims; CONTACT NAME: PETER RAYMUND CITY/ COUNTRY: LONDON, ENGLAND. TELEPHONE: + 4470 1112 1986 FAX: 44-87-1715-2472 EMAIL: powerballclaims_5@yahoo.gr (1) Being one of the lucky winners, you constitute entrant's full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of our terms and conditions of claims to avoid any discrepancy in the cause of payment of your prize awards winning. (2) To avoid double claims, you are advised to keep your winning details very confidential, as any discrepancies resulting from a breach of this confidentiality on the part of the winners will be covered solely by such winner as our staffs are bound by the oath of secrecy taken on employment. Congratulations again from all our staffs and thank you for being part of our Promotions program. Sincerely, Margaret Ferguson Co-coordinator. NB: PLEASE SEE THAT YOU QUOTE YOUR REF AND BATCH NUMBERS IN YOUR Correspondence TO YOUR CLAIMS AGENT.
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This morning's Lottery Scam(s)

My... my.... Our friends the Nigerian Lottery Scammers are really trying to get sophisticated in their scam emails. Anyone in the UK want to provide the police with the phone numbers below?

UK National Lottery, 2 Lansdowne Row, Berkeley Square, London, W1J 6H, United Kingdom, WINNING PARAMETERS Ref : UK/776090X2/23 Batch: 013/05/8394369 Winner's name: David S. Anderson Raffle Draw Winning Email: davidscottanderson@gmail.com Congratulations Lucky Winner, On Behalf of the Screening Committee of United Kingdom National Lottery, I wish to formally inform you that you have successfully passed the Email Screening and Verification Matching Test conducted for all online winners in your winning in accordance with the United Kingdom National Lottery Terms and Conditions. Hence you are therefore cleared for payment by the verifications and fund release department at the United Kingdom National Lottery Headquarters and your winnings has been duly signed and approved for release to you by the legal attorney to the United Kingdom National Lottery. Your approved winning Certificate number is UK/9876125 Your winning Transfer Identification code is ELPC/MWT/0143. As you already know, all winners for the online version of the United Kingdom National Lottery Online promotions were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from an exclusive list of 21,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies listed online as part of our international promotion to promote international co-operation between the United Kingdom and other countries worldwide and I must say that you should count yourself extremely lucky to have emerged as one of our winners in this week's lucky dip sweepstakes and we do sincerely hope you will put part of your winnings into good use for community, educational and business development and also to render selfless services to the less privileged in your community. The process for claiming your winnings has been made very simple so that by the end of one week at most, you are assured of having received your cash prize of the sum of £2,696,385 Pounds Sterling and all the legal documents backing your winnings. In the light of the above mentioned, you are to contact the the Agency that will be handling the transfer of your winning to you with the contact informations below: CONTACT INFORMATION:- Mr. Nick Ward Fast Way Delivery Limited Telephone Numbers: +44-702-402-4531 +44-702-402-4572 +44-701-113-2986 +44-702-402-4644 +44-702-402-4763

Fax Number :
44-707-570-7721
44-707-570-0277

Official Email: contact@fastwaydelivery.net

Note that you are to provide the Lottery Winners Agency that will be handling the transfer of your winning with the required details below to officially identify you:

1) Winner's Full Names:
2) Present Full Address:
3) Telephone Number:
4) Raffle Draw Winning Email:
5) Amount Won:
6) Winning Reference Number:
7) Winning Batch Number:
8) Winning Transfer Identification code: ELPC/MWT/0143
9) Winning Certificate Number: UK/9876125

Note that there exists a periodic condition on all claims process; therefore you have limited time to claim your winnings. Failure to claim your winnings within the stipulated time frame will lead to the forfeiture of your winnings after which your winnings remitted back to the United Kingdom National Lottery Headquarters and will then be added to next winning draws. Also kindly be aware that the United Kingdom National Lottery winning prizes are regulated by the Financial Services Authority and as a result, you are advice to follow the Lottery Claims Terms and Conditions to ensure the remittance of your prize to you within the stipulated time of the claiming of winnings.

Further to this, due to some recent miss-up of some winning numbers, as a Prize winner and according to the United Kingdom National Lottery Terms and Conditions, you are only privy to your winnings informations and your winnings transfer information in order to avoid any form of double claiming and misappropriation of your winnings, hence the release of your winning informations to a third party(friends and family members inclusive) is absolutely ruled out as this will lead give room to double claiming by a third party which is against the United Kingdom National Lottery Terms and Conditions. You are hereby advice to keep your winning information personal from any third parties (friends and family members inclusive) until your winnings have been remitted to you.

Lastly, I will require a concise update on your proceedings with the Agency that will be handling the transfer of your winning. If you need any assistance whatsoever from this office, please do not hesitate to inform me.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Marc Kenneth
Accredited Fiduciary Agent

FROM: INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT. REFERENCE: 67/80/IPD BATCH: EGGS-541-623-782: RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE

Sir/Madam,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Euro millions Spanish Lottery Winners International E-mail programs held on the 29TH OF NOVEMBER and result where release on the 6TH OF DECEMBER, 2006. Your E-mail address attached to ticket number 653-908-321-675 with serial main number 345-790-241-671 drew lucky star numbers 34-32-90-43-32 which consequently won in the 2ND category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1.000.000.00 Euro.(One Million Euro)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000 company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Spainsh European Lottery board in order to enhance and promote the use of Internet Explorer Users and Microsoft-wares around the globe. This promotional program takes place every three year. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our end of year 50 million Euro International lottery.
To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial agent:

DR.ROBERT SANCHEZ,
SANCHEZ SECURITY COMPANY ESPAÑA.
TEL:0034-638-272-628
Email:sanchezseclaimes@aim.com

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than one month,After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,

MRS.COMFORT JOSE
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This message is confidential. It may also be privileged or otherwise protected by work product immunity or other legal rules. If you have received it please let us know by reply it from your system; you should not copy it or disclose its contents to anyone. All messages sent to and from Sanchez Security Company España may be monitored to ensure compliance with internal policies and to protect your winning from the Euro Million Spanish Lottery Award Promotion.
The contents of any email addressed to our clients are subject to our usual terms of business; anything which does not relate to the official business of the firm is neither given nor endorsed by it.

Your Microsoft winning Batch No: DAYZ/2986542754/TM.

TOSHIBA-MICROSOFT INTERNET PROMOTION LOTTERY.
66B HEMENSTRAAT NOORDHILL, 1085KJ ZUIDWEST
AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS.
.
FROM: THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR.
TOSHIBAL - MICROSOFT INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD
Batch No: DAYZ/2986542754/TM.
Ref No: DAYZ/REF4121100
TEL: +31-610-698-963.
FAX: +31-847-301-128.
ATTN: CEO

Dear Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Internet compensation promotion programs held on the 7th of December, 2006 and it’s aimed at compensating frequent internet explorers in all over the world. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number; DAYZ2315620015478 with serial numbers DAYZ45GM457825, batch number DAYZ/2986542754/TM, lottery reference number DAYZ/REF4121100 and drew from lucky numbers 68-57-23-56-10-02-57-84-9856 which consequently won in the 2nd category. you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) only by the TOSHIBA-MICROSOFT Company, payable in cash credited to security file numbers (S.C.F.N); DAYZ/S.C.F.NO/57845216/GWK at the authorized Payment Bank.

CONGRATULATIONS!
Due to the mix up of some numbers and email addresses, we ask that you keep your winning information’s confidential until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to you in cash or into your provided bank account as the authorized legal beneficiary. This is part of our security protocols to avoid unwarranted abuse of this Program by some participants. This compensational program was promoted and Sponsored by TOSHIBA-MICROSOFT EXPLORATION COMPANY in all over the world and they are the worldwide leader in software services and Internet technologies for personal and business computing. This company offers a wide range of products and services designed to empower people through great software any time, any place and on any devices. MICROSOFT COMPANY is a registered trademark of Microsoft Corp. in the United States and/or other countries. We have help people and Businesses by providing affordable, reliable and convenient payment services and software in the world today and we have invested US$2.5b into software, hardware and a simple to use interface. It is a great opportunity to anyone looking to increase sales through email marketing! So you can realize your dream of financial independence.

Note that all winners were selected through a computer ballot-system drawn from over 800,000 companies and 40,000,000 personal email addresses from all over the world online of which three (3) where selected at random as winners in different category. This promotion program takes place every four years connected to the World Olympic sports organization. This compensational program was promoted and sponsored by William Henry Gates III and His Giant cofounder of the Microsoft Corporation, holds 30.7 percent of its stock making him one of the richest people in the United States and the world in general. He was the marketing and sales strategist behind many of Microsoft's software deals. Their software became the industrialised standard in the early 1980s and has just increased in distribution as the company has grown, Largest software producer in the world (Microsoft) and Mr. Paul Gardner Allen (Shareholder in Microsoft). We hope that you will have the chance of receiving compensation next promotion as you keep on browsing the net to boost the sales of software materials in all over the world. To make your claim, please contact our Clearance Office:

Mrs. Favour Vandith
For Dr. Pol Stewart (Director of operations).
MACOMGLOBAL FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT & INTERNATIONAL BV.
(Formation, establishment, licensing, clearance and administration of mutual funds consultants)
TEL: +31-610-698-903
Fax: +31-847-301-110
Email: macomglobalinter@aim.com
paymentoffice0@myway.com
macomglobal@mrlottery.com

Remember, all winnings must be claim not later than 31st of December, 2006. After this date, all unclaimed funds will be transfer to the International Debt Payment Reconciliation Unit in the Literary Fund of the United Nation. The Literary Fund is used solely for educational purposes of under-developed countries, such as school construction, renovation, and teacher retirement funding. Please note that in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to always quote your Ref. numbers and batch numbers in all your correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of your contact address or information’s about you, do inform our clearance office immediately to avoid disqualification of winning.

Congratulation once again from all the members of our staff and thank you for being part of our promotion program and publications.

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Domald van Boer (Lottery Coordinator)
TOSHIBA-MICROSOFT EXPLORATION COMPANY.
66B HEMENSTRAAT NOORDHILL, 1085KJ ZUIDWEST
AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS.

Remark: We hope your winning will be used for the betterment of mankind and will change the lives of so many people for good and the use of software and hardware as you keep on browsing the net to boost the sales of software materials in all over the world.

From Mrs Lisa Kokori lot 107 Bassam Abidjan ivory coast

Attn.
My name is Mrs.Lisa Kokori . I am a widow and a mother a son. I know you will see my letter to you as anembarrassment considering the fact that we do not know ourselves. I plead with you to be patient with me and give me audience because I found myself in a situation that I dont have any option than to contact you,so that you can help me in this problem I found myself into, so I feel very pleased to contact you for your assistance and business relationship.
We from sierria Leone my dear husband Mr Paul Kokori was killed by the president Tejan Kabbah gunmen due to his political ambitions the evil president whorefuse to go out from power after a long civil war has also gave order to confiscate all my late husband assets including his bank accounts, since his death life has become miserable to our family, but we are lucky to have the information’s of his company fixed deposit account of $18.3 million united states dollars outside the country which i and my son jacob has the all the numbers covering the deposit . i am soliciting for your help to provide a bank account where this fund will be transfer to and invested into a profited venture such as
1 Real-Estate
2 Hotel business
3 Gas station
in your country. you will also help my son and i to have our resident visa to be in your country with out any problem. we have decided to compensate you with a good sum for any of your effort in getting things done for us which will be discuses after you declare your interest in helping us . you will also save asthe director of any establishment which will be done with part of this fund in your country. we are now as a refuge in a local hotel abidjan i will like you to contact me and my son jacob for more details about this transaction if you are honest and capable in handling the transfer. we are hoping to hear from your urgently
thanks and god bless.
Mrs Lisa Kokori


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December 06, 2006
Another Microsoft Lottery Scam

THERE IS NO MICROSOFT LOTTERY!

Microsoft MSN Willkommen bei pixelwash.de MICROSOFT AWARD TEAM, 20 GLENEAGELE ROAD, STREATHAM SW16 6AB LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM. GAMING BOARD OF GREAT BRITAIN LICENSED. ONLINE BALLOT AWARD, (Registration 70339411). REGISTERED UNDER, THE DATA PROTECTION ACT. MICROSOFT AWARD INTERNATIONAL HEADQUARTERS. Draw 1003 . 6th December, 2006 << >> This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of £500,000.00 ( Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds) International programs held on the 5th December, 2006 in the London Uk. The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system(ess) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world. This Microsoft Award Team WINNINGS PROGRAMS is approved by the Microsoft award team and also Licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). The Heritage Lottery Funds UK (MAT) was set up by Parliament in 1994 to give grants to a wide range of projects involving the local, regional and national heritage of the United Kingdom . We distribute a share of the money raised by the National award for Good Causes. To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact your claims officer through our accredited Prize Transfer agents as stated below: Mr Denon Dave. 20 Gleneagele Road, Streatham SW16 6AB London, United Kingdom Tel:+44 701140766 Email: agent_denondave@yahoo.co.uk Contact him, please provide him with your batch number BATCH: 2006MJL-01 and your reference number REF NO: MAT/200-26937 If you do not contact your claims agent within 7 working days of this notification,your winnings would be revolked. Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so desire. Winners are advised to keep their winning details/information from the public to avoid fraudulent claim (IMPORTANT)pending the transfer/claim by Winner. NOTE: ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 18 IS AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED. Remember, all winning in this Third category must be claimed not later than20th December, 2006. To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, quote your reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with us or our designated agent. Congratulations once more. Faithfully,


NEIL BRIDGE , Mr.
Zone Co-ordinator.

Microsoft Promotion Team

DO NOT give these people information, or money, or respond to this ridiculous email.

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These idiots are still up to it!

Same fake lottery, shorter email!

Dear Winner,

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice the result of STAATSLOTERIJ 2006 promotion. We are happy to inform you that your email address have emerged a winner of one million euros (1,000,000.00)Euros.
NOTE: to file for your claim, please contact the claim department below on email.

Mr.Peter van Holf,
Address:P.O. Box 2021 3500GA Utrecht Netherlands.
Tel. : +31-649-301-215
Email : executiveplanenl@aim.com

Find below your promotion date, Reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in your correspondence with your claims agent Mr. Peter van Holf.

PROMOTION DATE: 6th of December 2006.
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/06
BATCH NUMBER: 15/051/IPD

Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

Sincerely Yours,
MRS.HANA VOSSESTEIN.
THE PROMOTION COORDINATOR.

And this is such a crock it is hilarious:

Attention client,

How are you today' hope well and good. I write to
you based on a request by my client who has funds abroad and needs
someone to use it for investments purposes' as he or she cannot travel
overseas now. I am Barrister James Morgan. I work with some reputable
law firm/consultancy agency that most times represents the interests of
wealthy personality in Europe and Africa. Due to the sensitivity of the
position our clients holds in government and the society at large' this
individuals most times cannot openly invest their money why still
holding government post in their country, for this reason i.e. source of
funds as in from of over inflated government contracts sum and also
because of the unstable investment environment in their
countries.

This individual often move majority of their funds into
more stable economies and developed countries for safety investments and
where they can get good yield for their money, also due to some
circumstances better known to them, which sometimes makes it impossible
for our client to travel out of their country. For this reason our
current investor wants an organization or individual abroad, who will be
able and willing to receive money and put it to good use for a period of
four (4) years for a start. You will use the fund for investments for
four (4) years as a loan without any interest. That means you don't have
to pay any interest on the money, but you give the client 50% of all
profits after tax that accrued from the use of the fund. If after the
elapse of four (4) year the gain he made is ok, the period of the
investment can be renegotiated and extended in due cause as business
progress.

The amount in question is US$25m and an offer of 5% of the
total fund, aside the investment capital will be given to any
prospective investment. If these terms are agreeable to you, kindly let
me know or better still if you have reservation and suggestions towards
a better investment proposal, please feel free to law down your cards on
the table so that we can make further arrangement and negotiations, do
get back to me as soon as you get this mail so that I will provide you
with full information and procedures involved. This won't take more than
seven (7) working days as we already have the US$25M moved overseas.
Note that this transaction is not official as it’s a business deal
between you, me and the investor. I am to oversee the investment on
behalf of our client for the time been, pending when he or she retires
from public service.

Best regards,

James Morgan.

And another lame lottery scam:

NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS 2006!!!! Lucky Winner, NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!! FROM THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT POWERBALL LOTTERY PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT BATCH NO: PTP/31211214257/190888/2202 REF. NO: PTP/21449267220/255100//2202 WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!! This is to inform you of the release of the E-MAIL LOTTERY BALLOT INTERNATIONAL/WORLD GAMING BOARD. Your name attached to ticket number 219028657434 with Serial number 918735625 drew the lucky numbers of 21-70-81-82-99, which consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payment of 1,000,000.00euros only, which is deposited with the United Kingdom Clearing house in your favor as beneficiary and covered with HIGH INSURANCE POLICY. It is important that keep your winning confidential to avoid people garnering your information and subsequently making claim with your winning paraphernalia information's, POWERBALL EURO E-MAIL INTERNATIONAL will decline payment if such irregularity occurs. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from over 20,000.00 companies and 3,000,000.00 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. To begin your lottery claim, please contact our agent below that have been appointed for the processing of your claim with your contact telephone and fax number to begin the processing of your payment. ELIGIBILITY: This promotion is offered only electronically via the Internet and is open to all persons from age 18 years and above with a valid email address and who live in any of the aforementioned countries. This promotion is void in all other countries and is also void where prohibited. Principals and employees of POWERBALL EURO E-MAIL INTERNATIONAL Promos and its respective Parents, subsidiaries and their immediate families are not eligible. CLAIMS PROCEDURES: It is our standard practice to allocate accredited agents for the processing of claims application. It is even more imperative for overseas winners. To begin your claims therefore, you are advised as a matter of urgency, to contact the under listed licensed and accredited claims agent for the processing of your prize awards winning. Please contact the clearing house (through your claims agent only) the body assigned with the verification of all emergent winner. Therefore all protocols laid down by them must be followed to facilitate your claims; CONTACT NAME: ZAPPAITE FINBAH CITY/ COUNTRY: LONDON, ENGLAND. TELEPHONE: +4470 1112 1986 FAX: 44-87-1715-2472 EMAIL: agentatpower2@yahoo.gr (1) Being one of the lucky winners, you constitute entrant's full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of our terms and conditions of claims to avoid any discrepancy in the cause of payment of your prize awards winning. (2) To avoid double claims, you are advised to keep your winning details very confidential, as any discrepancies resulting from a breach of this confidentiality on the part of the winners will be covered solely by such winner as our staffs are bound by the oath of secrecy taken on employment. Congratulations again from all our staffs and thank you for being part of our Promotions program. Sincerely, Margaret Ferguson NB: PLEASE SEE THAT YOU QUOTE YOUR REF AND BATCH NUMBERS IN YOUR CORRESPONDENCE TO YOUR CLAIMS AGENT.
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December 05, 2006
There is no Coca Cola Lottery

As I have said several times before, this is a scam, there is no Coca Cola Lottery. Please do not write me asking if this is real, or how you can collect.

COCA-COLA ONLINE PROMOTIONS!!! THE COCA COLA COMPANY Hong Kong office is Giving Away 1 cars For "FREE"!! And cash bonus of $800,000.00 The Company is trying e-mail to e-mail advertising to introduce its products.

The reward you received for advertising for them is a Mercedes-Benz, ML class jeep convertible free of cost! Including cash prize of $800,000,00

To receive your free car all you need to do is send us your

1. Full name:
2. Address / contact number:
3. Country of origin:
4. Occupation:
5. Email:

Within 1 month you will receive a free car. A draw has just been concluded in Hong Kong last weekend
(we contacted you via your email address).

You must send your contact information to, cocacolahongkong@fatearn.com OR tonyman001@excite.com

Kind Regards,
Sandy Robert
Sales /Marketing Manager
coca cola Asia
Hong Kong

+852 92460903

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December 04, 2006
Todays Lottery Scam!

The National Lottery
PO Box 1010
Liverpool L70 1NL United Kingdom.

Dear Winner,

This is to formerly notify you that after the verification process conducted, I wish to inform you that the Administrative Department and Promotion Department has just approved your payment of 1,000,000 (One million pounds sterling) and the said sum is now deposited in your favour with SCARLET COURIERS.

Here is your Winning Contact Code (AQ11WWRZZA1).
You are to contact SCARLET courier service with the winning numbers and you are also adviced to complete the form and send it as attachment immediately to SCARLET courier service so that they can proceed with the delivery of your winnings to you as soon as possible.

NAME:.....................................
AMOUNT WON:........................
AGE:.....................................
SEX:.........................................
ADDRESS:.............................
EMAIL:.....................................
PHONE:....................................
OCCUPATION:.......................
COUNTRY:...............................

You are adviced to contact the SCARLET COURIER as quickly as possible to redeem your cash prize.

Here is the Scarlet Courier Service Information:

SCARLET COURIER SERVICE.
Scarlet Couriers
Customer Service: David Denham
Finance Manager: Les Parsons
Email: scarletcouriers_delivery@yahoo.com

Tel: +447011130579

Contact them and get back to us If you need more details or any asistance from us.

Congratulations once more!

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Luis Santiago

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MICROSOFT INTERNET EXPLORATION Scam!

Let's all say it again... together.... "There is no Microsoft Lottery. The people who are sending these emails are criminals, idiots... but criminals. They are sending you/me this because they think I am:

a.) Stupid
b.) Greedy

They want me to:

a.) Send them MONEY to "make my claim."
b.) Send them information to steal my identity.

I will NOT ask STUPID questions like:

a.) Is this REAL?
b.) How do I get my money?
c.) I already sent them money/my identity information. What do I do?

WINNING CLAIM NOTIFICATION!!! MICROSOFT INTERNET EXPLORATION LOTTERY BV. 66B HEMENSTRAAT NOORD, 1085KB AMSTERDAM ZUIDWEST, AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS. FROM: THE OFFICE OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR. INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT S.F.C.N: BLT239740988/2006/YH VNF18907654325AAF, TEL/Fax; 0031-610-698-903 ATTN: CEO Dear Winner, We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Internet compensation promotion programs held on the 4th of December, 2006 and its aimed at compensating frequent internet explorers in all over the world. Your e-mail address attached to Ticket Number; FA67890278970 with Serial Number FG908753546767GH2006, Batch Number VNF18907654325AAF, Lottery Reference Number 146780836633jhgo2006 and drew from lucky numbers6857-2356-1002-5784-9856 which consequently won in the 2ND category, you are therefore been approved for alump sum pay out of US$1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) only by the Microsoft Internet Sweepstakes Company, payable in cash credited o Security File Numbers: BLT239740988/2006/YH at the Netherlands Payment Authority. CONGRATULATIONS! Due to the mix up of some numbers and email addresses, we ask that you keep your winning informations confidential until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to you in cash or into your provided bank account. This is part of our security protocols to avoid unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. MICROSOFT INTERNET EXPLORATION COMPANY is a global leader in international software producers and one of the largest processor of software in the world since 1980. We have help people and Businesses by providing affordable, reliable and convenient payment services and software in the world today and we have invested US$3.5b into software, hardware, a simple to use interface and it is a great opportunity to anyone looking to increase sales through email marketing! so you can realize your dream of financial independence. Note that all winners were selected through a computer ballot-system drawn from over 2600,000 companies and 350,000,000 personal email addresses from all over the world online of which four where selected at random as winners in different category. This promotion program takes place every decade . This compensational program was promoted and sponsored by William Henry Gates III and His Giant cofounder of the Microsoft Corporation, holds 30.7 percent of its stock making him one of the richest people in the United States and the world today. He was the marketing and sales strategist behind many of Microsoft's software deals. Their software became the industry standard in the early 1980s and has just increased in distribution as the company has grown, Largest software producer in the world (Microsoft) and Mr. Paul Gardner Allen a giant holder in souces inetrnet exploration. We hope that you will have the chance of receiving compensation next decade as you keep on browsing the net to boost the sales of software materials in all over the world. To obtain your claim, please contact the processing department; MRS. LIZZY EDMOND, FOR DR.LUKE DAVIES (DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS). ECOWORLD WIDE INTERNATIONAL AGENCY BV. (MICROSOFT ACCREDITED LOTTERY CLAIM AGENCY IN THE NETHERLANDS). TEL: +31-610-698-963. Email: (ecoworldintern@gawab.com) (ecoworldintern@aim.com) Remember, all winnings must be claim not later than 20th of December, 2006. Please note that in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to always quote your S.C.F.N and BATCH NUMBER in all your correspondence with Ecoworld Wide International Bv. Furthermore, should there be any change of your contact address or informations about you, do inform us as soon as possible to avoid disqualification of winnings. Congratulations once again from all the members of our staff and thank you for being part of our promotion program and publications. Finally, Any breach of confidentiality on the part of any winners will result to disqualification. Yours Sincerely, MRS.JOSS BOUMAN. (LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR). MICROSOFT INTERNET EXPLORATION.
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Today's Dirtbag
How are you today, I greet you in the name of the Lord. I am Mrs. Prevella Stewart from Solomon Islands. I am married to Late Mr.John W. Stewart who worked with MULTINATIONAL OIL COMPANY EXXON AS A DRILLING RIG SUPPLIER in KUWAIT for nine years before he died on the 15th August 2005. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Since his death I decided not to remarry, but feeling quite lonely if not God who has been my partner and comforter. When my late husband was alive he Deposited the sum of Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars with a Finance/Security Firm In Europe and this fund is presently with the finance firm awaiting my disbursement as beneficiary and next of kin to the funds. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church,organization or good person that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want an organization or good person that will use this funds to help the orphans, widows and other people that need financial assistance.Using part of this money to provide facilities for God,s work, taking the gospel to greater height is my major reason of donating this funds out. l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are very wicked and self selfish people,it had been their wish to see my husband dead in order that they might inherit his wealth since we have no child. These people are therefore not worthy of this inheritance as they have squandered much of my husbands hard earned money already. This is why I am taking this decision. Meanwhile I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. It is only a sinner who's death is painful. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and also the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development and l know that With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/Security Firm in Europe . I will also issue a letter of authorization to the firm that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money. I also want you to always uplift me in prayer. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy woman of God. Whoever that Wants to serve the Almighty God must serve him in truth and faith, "serving him with all you have, knowing that naked we come and naked we must go" Contact me on my very confidential email address below and any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another good person,musque,chuchies,organization for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein as i have prayed and fasted on this already. Hoping to receive your response immediately. Thanks and Remain blessed. Your Sister Mrs. Prevella Stewart Please reply to my email address below: prevellast1@yahoo.com.my

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December 03, 2006
Today's 419 and Lottery Scams
Attention: We want to transfer to overseas the sum of Seventy Three Million United States Dollars (U.S.$ 73,000,000.00) from a Maybank in London Great United Kingdom .

Remain honest to me till the end of this important business trusting in
you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or
in time to come.

I am Miss Linda Raymond , the Auditor General of Maybank banks in London .During the course of our auditing, I discovered a floating fund in an account
opened in the bank in 1990 and since 1997 nobody has operated on this
account again. After going through some old files in the records, I
discovered that the owner of the account died without a "Heir apparent to the
throne" hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out
urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.

The owner of this account who is Mr. Allan P . Seaman, a foreigner and
an industrialist died, since 1993,until now no other person(s) knows
about this account or could give any documentary evidence concerning this
account. As such this account has no other beneficiary and my
investigation proved to me as well that Mr. Allan P. Seaman until his
death was the manager Diamond Safari properties, in Holland.
However, if you are interested in this business we will start the first
money transfer with Thirty Three Million United State . Dollars
(U.S.$33,000,000.00)upon successful transaction without any disappoint from you.

We shall also re-apply for the payment of the remaining amount to your account.
While the total amount involved is Seventy Three million United States
Dollars (U.S.$73,000,000.00)only. I would want us to make a first
transfer of [Thirty Three Million United States Dollar (U.S.$33,000,000.00) from
this money into a safe foreigners account abroad before the rest.
I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be
approved to a local account, without valid international foreign
"Agreement", but could only be approved to any foreigner with valid
international credentials: passport or drivers license and foreign
account because this sum is in U.S. dollars and the former owner of the
account Mr. Allan P. Seaman is a foreigner too, thus the money could
only be approved into a foreign account.

However, knowing all this, we will reach a binding agreement in this
regards. As a matter of urgency, I will inform you the next step to take,
while you Send your private telephone and fax number including the full
details of the account to be used for the deposit.

I want us to meet face to face to build confidence and to sign a
binding agreement that will bind us together before transferring the money to
any account of your choice where the fund will be safe.
Before we fly to your country for withdrawal, sharing and investments,
I need your full co-operation to make this business a success, because
the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who
has correct information of this account, which I will give to you, upon
your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and
will meet up with the instructions of a key bank official who is deeply
involved with me in this business. I need your strong assurance that
you will never let me down.

With my influence and the position in the bank we can transfer this
money to any foreigner's reliable account which you can provide with
assurance that this money will be intact pending our physical arrival in
your country for sharing.
The bank official will destroy all documents of transaction immediately
we receive this money leaving no trace to any place and to build
confidence that you can come Immediately to discuss with me face to face
after which I will make this remittance in your presence and three of
us will fly to your country at least two days ahead of the money going
into the account.

I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately I hear from you
that you are ready to act as directed.
To prove the authenticity of the business I will use my position and
influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this money
to your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant
ministries, foreign exchange departments, embassy and security
companies.
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 35% of the total
amount, 60% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties
might have incurred during this process.
I look forward to your earliest reply through my email address.or by telephone number {+447024080308}{ or by my via email address
{lindaraymond2010@yahoo.com}

truly yours,
Linda Raymond

The Irish Lottery P O Box 1010 11 G Lower Dorset Street, Dublin 1, Ireland (Customer Services)

Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369

WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw (#1004) of the IRISH LOTTERY online Sweepstakes International program held on 2nd December 2006. It is now available for claims and you are getting the final NOTIFICATION as regards this.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:04, 07, 21, 24, 31, 43, Bonus 15, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e match 5 plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £475,318 (Four Hundred and seventy five thousand, three hundred and eighteen pounds sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a total cash prize of £8,419,864 shared amongst the(10)lucky winners in this category i.e Match 6 plus bonus.All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place monthly.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £475,318 (Four Hundred and seventy five thousand, three hundred and eighteen pounds sterling) will be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.

Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned!!!

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:

MRS. GLORIA TESLA
Email: irishlotteryconsultantagent@yahoo.ie

Please note - There are an ever-growing number of Irish
lottery e-mail scams. Although these scammers have used
our name and address in their fraudulent e-mails we are
NOT involved in any way with any of these scams.


Congratulations from me and members of staff of THE IRISH LOTTERY.

Yours faithfully,
SIR. KOLYN PERKINS
Phone :+44701112 8652
+447031899348
Fax :+447075707738
Online coordinator for THE IRISH LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.

WITH LUCKY DRAW TICKET NO: 53435672222 RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON €750,000.00. NB:CLAIM YOUR PRIZE THROUGH THESE EMAIL ADDRESSES: infoeasydraw@aim.com and morriscollins02@netscape.net

EASYDRAW INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

Winner;
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Easydraw Lotto Winners International programs held on the 1st of December, 2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket No: 53435672222 with prize No 32177445/NL drew €750,000.00 which was first in the 2nd class of the draws. You are to receive €750,000.00(Seven Hundred And Fifty Thousand Euros).
Please be informed that because of mix up in cash pay-outs, we ask you to keep your winning information confidential until your fund (€750,000.00)has been fully remitted to you by our accredited pay-point bank. This measure must be adhered to in order to avoid the loss of your cash prizes. Prize-winners of our cash prizes are advised to adhere to these instructions to forestall the abuse of this program by other participants. It's important to note that this draws were conducted formally, and winners are selected through an internet ballot system from 72,000 individual and companies email addresses, hence, the draws are conducted around the world through our internet based ballot system.
The promotion is sponsored and promoted by Easydraw Lotto.We congratulate you once again. We hope you will use part of it in our next draws; the jackpot winning is €20million.
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 15 days of this draw. After this date -all unclaimed cash prize will be forfeited and included in the next sweepstake. Please, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications remember to quote your winning numbers in all correspondence with us.
Congratulations once again from all members of Easydraw Lotto. Thank you for being part of our promotional program. For immediate release of your cash prize to you,please kindly contact our processing Department with the following information for onward forwarding to the paying Bank:

(i)Your names,
(ii)State amount won.
(iii)Contact Address
(iv)Your winning numbers
(v)Contact telephones and fax numbers

Contact person:Mr. Morris Collins
(International Processing Department).
Email: infoeasydraw@aim.com and morriscollins02@netscape.net
Telephone: +31-630-017-743

Congratulations once again.

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Denise Lawson(Lottery Coordinator).

NB:CLAIM YOUR PRIZE THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS: infoeasydraw@aim.com

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December 02, 2006
This has got to be...

The stupidest 419 Spammer I have ever seen, apart from Jenifer Wilson.

The person is so stupid they dont even know how to use email. (I have recieved over 50 of these today.


DEBORAH
reply-to sharonlady2011@yahoo.com
to davidscottanderson@gmail.com
date Dec 2, 2006 2:03 PM
subject INVESTMENT
mailed-by server1.simplewebserver.co.uk
IT IS A GREAT PLEASURE FOR ME TO CONTACT YOU BUT FIRST LET ME START BY
INTRODUCING MYSELF. I AM THE DAUGTHER OF CHIEF BAGUDU NWAFOR, A MEMBER
OF THE MOVEMENT FOR POLITICAL CHANGE IN ZIMBABWE WHICH IS AGAINST THE
PRESIDENT AND HIS POLITICAL PARTY CALLED ZANU PF.

IT HAPPENS THAT HE BECAME A PARTNER WITH A WHITE MAN IN BUSINESS WHO IS
ONE OF THE LEADERS OF THEIR MOVEMENT, THROUGH HIM HE BROUGHT HIS IDEAS
AND PHILOSOPHY THAT THEY NEED TO ERADICATE THE IDEA OF RACISM AND
TORTURE TOWARDS THE WHITE BY THE PRESENT PRESIDENT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE
MINORITY IN ZIMBABWE (SOUTH AFRICA)

BECAUSE OF HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR PARTY FOR DEMOCRATIC CHANGE THE
PRESIDENT AND HIS PARTY BROUGHT THEIR WICKED IDEAS TOWARDS US. THEY
STARTED CONFISCATING OUR PROPERTIES ,OUR FARM LANDS AND EVEN OUR
COMPANY
WHICH MY FATHER IS A PARTNER WITH A WHITE MAN BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT AND
HIS ALLIES HAS BEEN DOING THAT TO OTHER WHITE FARMERS.

DURING THIS PROCESS HE WAS ARRESTED WITH HIS PARTNER. HOWEVER ACCORDING
TO THE INSTRUCTIONS MY FATHER GAVE ME TO SELL THE REMAINDER OF HIS
ASSETS, I AS THE SON WAS ABLE TO SELL HIS REMAINING ASSETS WHICH I
REALISED US$30,525,000.00 AND DEPOSITED THIS FUND WITH A SECURITY
COMPANY IN
CAPE TOWN WITH THE HELP OF OUR FAMILY FRIEND IN SOUTH AFRICA AND WAS
SEND BY THE COMPANY TO LONDON

BUT AS OF NOW I AM IN LONDON AND THE REASON WHY I AM SOLICITING FOR
YOUR ASSISTANCE IS THAT EVER SINCE I CAME HERE TO LONDON I HAVE NOT BE
ABLE TO CLEAR THE CONSIGNMENT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY TO DEPOSIT THE
FUND IN THE BANK BECAUSE I AM STAYING HERE AS A REFUGEE IN LONDON.

ALL I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO COME TRAVEL DOWN TO LONDON SO THAT YOU CAN
OPEN A NON-RESIDENTIAL ACCOUNT SO THAT WE WILL DEPOSIT THE MONEY AND
TRANSFER THE FUND FROM HERE TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT SO THAT I
WILL
BE ABLE TO RELOCATE THE REST OF OUR FAMILY AWAY FROM ZIMBABWE AND USE
THE REST MONEY FOR ONWARD INVESTMENT.

SIR, WITH YOUR HELP AND ASSISTANCE I AM READY TO GIVE YOU 10% FROM THE
TOTAL SUM OF MONEY AND ALSO I HAVE MAP OUT 2% FOR EXPENSES FOR BOTH
PARTIES MIGHT INCUR DURING THIS TRANSACTION.

I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS ASSISTANCE AND HELP IS 100% RISK FREE AND THIS
WON\\\\\\\'T JEOPARDIZE THE INTEREST OF YOU AND YOUR COMPANY NEITHER MY
FAMILY. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO KEEP CONFIDENTIAL AND PRIVATE BECAUSE THE
GOVERNMENT OF ZIMBABWE DID NOT KNOW THAT I AM IN LONDON .

I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU THROUGH E-MAIL BECAUSE I WANT IT TO BE PRIVATE
AND ALSO I AM WAITING YOUR REPLY THROUGH THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
;sharonlady2011@ yahoo.com SO THAT I CAN NOW GIVE YOU DETAILS AND
UPDATES. HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND GOD BLESS YOU
AND
ALSO WISHING YOU AND YOUR A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

THANKS
YOURS SINCERELY
(Miss Sharon } via email address sharonlady2011@yahoo.com


Posted by David A at 08:17 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 555 Words
Jenifer is BACK!
Urgent Assistance

My name is Jenifer Wilson i am a dying woman who have decided to donate what i have to church. I am 64 years old and i was diagnosed for cancer for about 7 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband who lived all his life in America, who has left me everything he worked for.
I have been touched by God to donate from what i have inherited from my late husband for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and i believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $5,500,000 (Five million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27).

At the moment i cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware i have changed my will,you and him will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer in the Netherlands with this specified email below and his contact:

These is the contact information's of my lawyer I have already introduced you to him.
NAME: BRIAN VARIS.
Email: brianvarise@lawyer.com
Contact him as soon as possible.

And tell him that i have WILLED ($5,500,000.00) to you and i have also notified him that i am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. I know i don’t know you but i have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Regards,
Jenifer Wilson
jeniwilson233@aim.com

This has got to be the stupidest mugu on the planet. Is there a name or Mugu story more famous than Jenifer Wilson, and yet the idiot just keeps sending these out. Anyone stupid enough to send this monkey, money, should be ripped off of every dime they have and be forced to live under a freeway overpass!

Posted by David A at 11:50 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 465 Words
December 01, 2006
The STAATS LOTERIJ (Fake)!

I dont understand why these scumbags have not been shut down!
This is one of the fake lotteries I "win," every week. With the contact information that is available, the police should be able to round these asswipes up in short order, but they continue to send this idiotic nonsense out... Which means, there are an awful lot of STUPID people out there, who continue to send these people money, or allow them to steal their identity. Dont be one of them...

CALL TODAY FOR MORE INFORMATION !! CONTACT MR.GILBERT FONS. DE NEDERLANDSE STAATSLOTERIJ E-mail:refnumbers@stalkers.com E-mail:Vettingdepart@netscape.net Tel: +31- 204-000-498 Mobiel:31-644-867-453 Fax: +31-847 725-1862

STAATS LOTERIJ PROMOTION CO-ORDINATOR
REGISTERED UNDER THE NETHERLANDS
GAMING LOTERIJ CONTROLE BOARD
PROTECTION ACT OF; (Registration Z720633X).
Website: www.staatsloterij.nl

We are proud to inform you of the official publication of our end of the year/ Xmax electronic E-mail /online Sweepstake bonanza result organized by the Staats Loterij corporation, the Slidecircuir award and the Heineken prizes in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products, (F.P.S.), held on the 1st of December, 2006, inThe Netherlands,wherein your electrononic email address emerged as one of the online winning emails in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award of $950.000 (Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand United State Dollar),

We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more information concerning the verification, processing and eventual payment of the above prize to you.It is important to note that your award information was released on today the 29thNovember 2006 with the following particulars attached to it.
(I) Award numbers: TL 22/15409
(ii) Email ticket number: TL754/22/7
(iii)BATCH NUMBER: 75/011/IN
(iv) The file REFERENCE NUMBER:: TL/0534/30/05
v) Your Full Name & Telephone Number
Please contact the claim agents within 5 working days to facilitate the release of your prize,You are required to mention the above particulars of your award in every correspondence addressed to the processing agents.

The Staats Loterij Awards is sponsored by a consortium of software promotion companies. The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers, Microsoft and other international companies. The Staats Loterij internet draw is held periodically and is so organized to encourage the use of the internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.

We are proud to say that over 20 Million Euro are won annually in more than 150 countries worldwide. Remember, all winning must be claimed as soon as possible to avoid delay.Please note, in order to avoid nnecessary delays and Complications,remember to quote your reference number and batch number in all correspondence.

Once again on behalf of all our staff, CONGRATULATIONS .
Sincerely,
Mrs.shane Vandooks
Promotions Coordinator
Online coordinator for STAATS LOTERIJ

What is amazing is that anyone would be dumb enough to fall for these morons. Just use Google, it's your friend!

Posted by David A at 05:56 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 475 Words
Fake Powerball Lottery

The whole powerball thing is new. I have received three of these since yesterday. Just remember people, you can not win something you have not played! Be sure to review the Scam Library. And if by reading this, you have been saved from having your identity stolen or losing money to these monkeys, kindly make a contribution to the tip jar over on the right.

POWERBALL LOTTO. Bv Ref Nr: PBL/CN/6654/CP Dear Consultation Prize Winner,

CONSOLATION PRIZE WINNER NOTICE

Europe/ America private international e-games organizers and co-sponsors, POWERBALL LOTTO Group International, officially bring to your notice of the final draw result of the 1st November 2006 POWERBALL LOTTO -wheel E-game which was conducted at our international corporate office complex in The UNITED KINGDOM. We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection of your email coupon number which was selected among the 6 lucky consolation prize winners Your email ID identified with coupon No. PBL2348974321 and was selected by our E-games Random Selection System (ERSS).Your email ID was included among the 50,000 different email addresses submitted by our partner international email provider companies. You have won a consultation cash prize of £500,000,00 (Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling Only) Please contact the DPU Information Officer Dr. Victor Harmfield who has been assigned to assist you.You are to contact him with the following details for the release of your winnings.

Claims Requirements:

(1) FULL NAME
(2) FULL ADDRESS
(3) NATIONALITY.
(4) AGE
(5) OCCUPATION
(6 )WINNING EMAIL
(7 )TELEPHONE NUMBER
(8) DATE OF WINNING AWARD
(9) SEX
(10) TOTAL AMOUNT WON
(11) MARITAL STATUS
DUE PROCESS UNIT INFROMATION OFFICER (DPU)

I am pleased to announce that our successful first quarter of Fiscal Year 2006 will result in a record-breaking first quarter delivery the amount of 500.000.00 Pounds.
In the light of this, you are required to contact Dr. Victor Harmfield of U.K Express Couriers Dispatch LTD who is in charge of payment for our lottery winners.

U.K Express Couriers
Units 7 & 8 New Pudsey Square
Bradford Road
Stanningley
Leeds LS28 6PX
Phone: +44 701113 0298 or +44 701113 0303
E-mail: u.kexpresscourierdeliverydept.ltd@hotmail.co.uk


The U.K Express Couriers Dispatch LTD on behalf of the Power Ball Lottery Bv will be responsible for the delivery of your Winning sum to your doorstep. Note that you are to provide the U.K Courier with these details to identify you.

Regards
Mrs Nelly White

Posted by David A at 05:05 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 398 Words
Apple Lottery Scam

Remember I told you Microsoft does not run a lottery.... Neither does Coke.... OR APPLE.
This is another scam people!


APPLE LOTTERY ONLINE, UK
Design House, Exmoor Avenue,
Scunthorpe,North Lincolnshire NL45 8RE.
================================
REF NO:B/98-867-974APL
BATCH NO: 2006APL-006
================================

AWARD WINNING APPROVAL

We happily announce to you the draw(#1091) of the APPLE LOTTERY, online
Sweepstakes International Program held on the october 10th, 2006. Your
e-mail address attached to TICKET NO: APL (02-36-99-87-13) with BATCH NO:
2006APL-006(bonus no.31), which subsequently won you the lottery in the
2nd Category i.e. match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to
Claim a total sum of£700,000.00 GBP (Seven Hundred thousand British Pounds
Sterling) in cash credited to file REF NO: B/98-867-974APL. This is from a
total cash prize of £2,500,000 shared amongst the (7) lucky winners in
this category i.e. Match 5 plus bonus.

All participants for the online version were selected Randomly from World
Wide Web sites through Computer Ballot Draw system and extracted from over
100m Secured WebSites Worldwide and your E-mail address was selected
which subsequently led to your Winning this Lottery in the 2nd Category
i.e. Match 5 plus bonus. This promotion takes place daily. In view of
this, your£700,000.00 GBP (Seven Hundred thousand British Pounds Sterling)
will be released to you by our payment office here in London, United
Kingdom.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your Winning information
confidential till your claims is processed and your award prize is
remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your Prize. This
is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double Claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.

Your fund has been deposited in an escrow account with our affiliate bank
here in United Kingdom (UK), and insured with your REF NO:B/98-867-974APL
and your E-mail address. You are to keep your TICKET NO.REF NO. BATCH NO.
from the public, until you have been processed and your prize money
remitted to your personal account.

To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the Fiduciary Agent by
email for processing and remittance of your prize money to you. Below is
the contact of the Fiduciary Agent:


AGENT: Garry Cooke
E-MAIL: claimsinfo_cooke@yahoo.co.uk

PAYMENT MODE: OPTIONS
1) HAVING YOUR WINNINGS SENT TO YOU VIA OUR PAYING BANK.
2) CERTIFIED CHEQUE MADE OUT IN YOUR NAME COURIERED TO YOU VIA OUR
AFFILIATE COURIER COMPANY WHICH WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOUR ADDRESS.

**PLEASE INDICATE OPTION THAT BEST SUITS YOU.

The Fiduciary Agent will assist you in claiming your due prize. In order
to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote
your ticket, reference, and batch numbers in all correspondences with the
Fiduciary Agent.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Issabella Pattel
For APPLELOTTERY ONLINE UK;

Posted by David A at 10:08 AM | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0) | 457 Words
November 30, 2006
These idiots....
Dear Sir,

I am personal assistance of Mr charles Taylor, the former Liberian
President. At the moment he is presently indicted by the Laws for various
allege charges and warcrimes.

You can look up this site below for update:

I have a re-profiling amount in an excess of USD500M, which I seek your
partnership in accommodating for me due to the pressures from the present
Government on possible steps to investigate / confisticate his assets both
locally and internationally,

All details would be given to you as soon as i confirm your sincere and
genuine readiness to front in this venture with me.

Awaiting your reply.

Mr. Steve


Really crack me up sometimes... I asked him shouldn't he be in Jail with Mr. Taylor?

Posted by David A at 10:54 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 125 Words
Hey Yahoo! Can you fix your scumbag problem?

They just keep on coming. This is like the fifth one I have received today. And I lay at least part of the blame on:

yahoo
Terra
Netcape
Aim

and all the other free ISP's who have got to know that these clowns are sending thousands of emails through their system.
I report every single one of these. Some providers, like Yahoo, immediately suspend their accounts. Imagine what would happen if Yahoo, Netscape and all the other ISP's that these thugs of the internet are using, would cooperate aggressively with law enforcement, and help track these animals down and put them in jail?

If that happened, the 419 and Lottery Scam would dry up in a month, since it is common knowledge that these operations are run by a small group of DANGEROUS criminals, and that they are growing.

Don't be fooled! If you receive one of these, delete it. Do not respond. There is NO Money to be had. I get emails weekly from people who have been defrauded by these people. They don't seem to bother reading the post explaining that it is a fraud. Instead, they beg me to tell them how to get, "their money." PEOPLE, THERE IS NO MONEY to get. If you have responded to one of these idiots, you have been scammed, and they either already have your MONEY, or your IDENTITY, or they are on the way to getting it!

DELETE and move on with your life.


SWISS-LOTTO,
Van Limburg Stirumstraat 40,
2316 TS, Leiden, Nederland.
https://www.swisslotto.ch

CONGRATULATIONS!!!.....YOU HAVE WON € 850,000 Euros

You have been awarded € 850,000 Euros in the SWISS-LOTTO Satellite Software email lottery in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by Software powered by the internet through the worldwide website.

Your email address was amongst those chosen this year for the SWISS-LOTTO Satellite lottery. And this promo is proudly sponsored by the SWISS-LOTTO NEDERLAND organization.

You can log on to our website for more information concerning our
Entire lotto promo https://www.swisslotto.ch

Your email address, attached to Ref number 5, 7, 14, 17, 18, 43 with Serial number 1979-12 drew the lucky Numbers 10, and consequently won the lottery in the "A" Category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of € 850,000 Euros.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European Booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In View of this, your € 850,000 Euros will be released to you by our fiduciary agent located in Europe . Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your winning funds as soon as you contact them.

All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draw System and extracted from over 300,000,000 companies and individual email addresses.

This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning details confidential till your claims is processed and your winning funds remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to Claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:

Robert Wilson
Email: fiduciary_agent_onlinegames@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: 31-64-305-6204

Provide him with the informations as stated below:

1. Name:
2. Address:
3. Marital Status:
4. Age:
5. Sex:
6. Nationality:
7. Country of Residence:
8. Occupation:
9. Telephone Number:
10. Fax Number:
11. Draw Number above:

These details facilitate the due process and the release of winnings to avoid unnecessary delays and complications in the processing of your winnings.

Always remember to quote your Reference/serial number in any correspondences with us or our designated agent.

Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program and thank you for being part of our promotional lotto program.

Sincerely,
Mr. Hansen Williem
Online Games Director
SWISS-LOTTO NEDERLAND.
Van Limburg Stirumstraat 40,
2316 TS, Leiden, Nederland.
https://www.swisslotto.ch

NOTE: PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL CORRESPONDENT WILL BE TEMPORARILY BE VIA EMAIL UNTIL 24 HOURS BEFORE PAY-OUT THEN YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED VIA TELEPHONE.

Posted by David A at 02:32 PM | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | 686 Words
Todays Scams

If you received one of these, you have been duped. These lotteries are all fake. Please do not ask me how you can collect you money. Report them as spam to your ISP.

BRITISH LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/ PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT. 60 Merriman Road Blackheath London SE3 8RZ England. CUSTOMER SERVICE Ref. Number: BTL/491OXI/04 Batch Number: 12/25/0304 Ticket Number: 564 75600545-188 Serial Number: 5388/02 Attn:Winner,

ONLINE NOTIFICATION OF WINNING
Europe/America private international e-games organizers and co-sponsors,BRITISH LOTTERY, officially bring to your notice the final draw result of July-2006 BRITISH LOTTERY-wheel E-game which was conducted at our international corporate office complex in The United Kingdom. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 564 75600545-188 with serial number 5388/02 drew lucky numbers 7-14-18-31-45, which consequently won in the 2ND category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of USD2,500,000 (Two Million, five hundred thousand dollars).CONGRATULATIONS!

Most recently this foundation set up the NEW LOTTERY SCHEME to award prizes based on COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM.By doing this the foundation seek to encourage the use of Internet for academic and business pursuits.Its major aim is to promote music,theater,art,literature, projects in the social and political arena with a focus on health,as well as science,research, and higher education.We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection of your email coupon number which was selected among the 45 lucky consolation prize winners.

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims have been fully processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid multiple claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by some members of the public.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate a group of multinational companies in Europe as part of their social responsibility to the citizens. This Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for British Lottery. The biggest was the $363 million jackpot that went to two winners in a May 2000 drawing of The Big Game, Mega Millions' predecessor.

Your fund is now deposited in an offshore bank with a hardcover insurance.Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we advice that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed and your

money remitted to your nominated bank account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by the general public.

For the release of your winning, kindly contact your claims supervisory officer at the The National Lottery Head Quarters via bellow informations:

Dr. timothy Cromwell
Foreign Services Manager,
Payment and Release Order Dept.
Phone: +447024070891
E-mail:mail@cromwell.vossnet.co.uk

CONTACT MR. ROBERT DANIEL VAN. FROM:BANK GIRO LOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD DEPT. REF: DRF/768695/0459 BATCH: 87/765/734/NL

Dear Winner,

Following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by the Bank giro loterij corporation, the Slidecircuir award and the Heineken prizes in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products, (F.P.S.), held on the 27th of November, 2006, in Amsterdam The Netherlands, wherein your electrononic email address emerged as one of the online winning emails in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award of 1,000,000 Euros (One million Euros only),

We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more information concerning the verification processing and eventual payment of the above prize to you.

It is important to note that your award information was released today the 30th of November 2006 with the following particulars attached to it.

(I) Award numbers: TL 76/43211
(ii) Email ticket number: th654/56/98
(iii) The file REFERENCE NUMBER:: KG/87656/65/09

Please contact the claim agents within 5 working days to facilitate the release of your prize, You are required to mention the above particulars of your award in every correspondence addressed to the processing agents.

CONTACT NAME: MR. ROBERT DANIEL VAN.
CITY/ COUNTRY: AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS.
FREE SERVICE NUMBER: 0031-620-868-138
FAX NUMBER:0031-847-161-309
EMAIL:winsuperball001@netscape.net

The Bank giro loterij Awards is sponsored by a consortium of software promotion companies.The Intel Group,Toshiba, Dell Computers, Microsoft and other international companies.

The Bank giro loterij internet draw is held periodically and is so organized to encourage the use of the internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.

We are proud to say that over 20 Million Euro are won annually in more than 150 countries worldwide.

Rememer, all winning must be claimed not later than 15th of December, 2006.

Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch number in all correspondence.

Once again on behalf of all our staff, CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Sincerely,

Mrs. Wendy Smith.

Euro Millions Lottery. Hoge Wei 28, 2011 Zaventem, Belgium. Euro Millions are Affiliate of Belgium National (BNL).

Sir/Madam,

CONGRATULATIONS: YOU WON 1,000,000.00 EUROS.
We are pleased to inform you of the result of Euro Millions, which was held
on the 27th, October 2006. Your e-mail address attached to e-ticket number:
05-32-44-45-50 (01-07), with Prize Number (match 3): 106000007 drew a prize
of 1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros).
This lucky draw came first in the 2nd Category of the Sweepstake.

You will receive the sum of 1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros) from our
authorized bank. Because of some mix-up with sweepstake prizes, including
the time limited placed on the payment of your prize: 1,000,000.00 Euros, we
advice that you keep all information about this prize confidential until
your funds: 1,000,000.00 Euros have been transferred to you by our bank.
You must adhere to this instruction, strictly, to avoid any delay with the
release of your funds to your person.

This program has been abused severally in past, so we are doing our best to
forestall further occurrence of false claims. This sweepstake was conducted
under the watchful eyes of 8,000 spectators. Your e-mail address attached to
e-ticket number 05-32-44-45-50 (01-07), was selected and; it came out first
by an e-ballot draw from over 250,000 e-mail addresses (personal and
corporate e-mail addresses).
This program is sponsored by CFI to compensate faithful internet suffers
around the globe. Congratulations for becoming one of the few lucky winners.

With your permission, your e-mail will also be included in the next
sweepstake of 5Million Euros. You must claim y our prize: 1,000,000.00
Euros not later than 7 days from the moment you receive this e-mail. In
order to avoid unnecessary delays with your claim from the bank; please
contact them immediately, and quote your winning and personal information
now, and in all your correspondence with the bank.

Here is the contact information:
Bank: Laagste Heypotheekofferte Bank. N.L.
Contact Person: Mark Garvin.
Karspeldreef 6A, 1101 CJ, Amsterdam, Netherlands.
E-mail: laagsteybanknl@aim.com
Tel: +3161 672 9084.
Fax : +3184-726-0275.

Furnish them with the following:
(i). your name(s),
(ii) Your telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Your contact address
(iv) Your winning information (including amount won).
Congratulations. Yours Faithfully
Vjertis Von Adrian (Ms.) CPA.
Coordinator: Euro Millions.



Amazing that these clowns are still around... Dayzers is one of the oldest lottery scams on the internet...

AWARD NOTICE DAYZERS NL PROMOTION. Attn; REF NO; ILPB642857301 In view of the yearly sweepstake of the above named organization held on the 27th of Nov,2006.It is my pleasure to inform you that your e-mail address attached to the above Ref No, ticket star number (45407),serial number 51622, lucky numbers 3-18-40-40-76, batch number EULO/2907/444/908/06 came up in the first dip.This invariably means that you have emerged as the prize recipient in the first category with an allocated sum of Nine Hundred and Seventy Five Thousand United States Dollars(US$975.000.00). Be informed that all participants were selected from a randon computing ballot system.This charitable sweepstake is sponsored by a group of corporate organizations and governmental parastatals drawn from major cities in Europe.As a matter of principle,you are to donate at the minimum one tenth of the fund to an outstandi ng charity project in your locality,after the reception of your fund.To file for your claim and other enquiries,contact the designated fiducial consultant: Mr. Mark Meer; Contact Email: (dayzers06nllott@aim.com) Tel:0031-643-618-586 . Please note all winning must be claimed not later than 10th of Dec, 2006. Congratulations once more Faithfully yours' Mrs. Henk Smith
Posted by David A at 11:26 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 1401 Words
November 29, 2006
Today's Fake Lottery

Repeat after me...
"There is no Microsoft Lottery. There are no lotteries that you can win without entering. I will not post a comment asking how I can collect money from a Lottery that does not exist."

Thank You... Now the following is an example of another STUPID FAKE Lottery!

EURO MILLIONS SPANISH LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL. FROM: INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT. REFERENCE: 67/80/IPD BATCH: EGGS-541-623-782: RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE

Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Euro millions Spanish Lottery Winners International E-mail programs held on the 8TH OF NOVEMBER 2006 and result where release on the 29TH OF NOVEMBER 2006. Your E-mail address attached to ticket number 653-908-321-675 with serial main number 345-790-241-671 drew lucky star numbers 34-32-90-43-32 which consequently won in the 2ND category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1.000.000.00 Euro.(One Million Euro)CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000 company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Spainsh European Lottery board in order to enhance and promote the use of Internet Explorer Users and Microsoft-wares around the globe. This promotional program takes place every three year. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our end of year 50 million Euro International lottery.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial agent: DR.ROBERT SANCHEZ
(SANCHEZ SECURITY COMPANY ESPAÑA)
CONTACT CLAIMS AGENT ON TEL:0034-699-752-404
Email: sanchezclaim@netscape.net

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than one month,After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Sincerely yours,
MRS,COMFORT JOSE

BRITISH LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL 60 Merriman Road Blackheath London SE3 8RZ England. CUSTOMER SERVICE Ref. Number: BTL/491OXI/04 Batch Number: 12/25/0304

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today of winners of
the British International Lottery Sweeptakes POGRAMS held on November
2006.Your Company or your personal e-mail address is attached to
winning number 20-01-2005-02MSW, with serial number S/N-00168 drew the
lucky numbers 887-13-865-37-10-83, and consequently won in the first lottery
category.You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of USD
2,500,000 (Two Million, five hundred thousand dollars) in cash credited to file
KTU/9023118308/05 of British Lottery.

Your funds has been deposited, and insured with your REF NO:
BTL/491OXI/04 and your E-mail address,
You are to keep your ref. number and batch number from the
public, until you have been processed and your money remitted to your
personal account.We hope with your prize, you will be happy to promote
the use of E-mail and the use of MS WORD.
To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the claims
department by email for processing and remittance of your prize money
to you.Your assigned claims officer contact email is:

Name: Dr. Willaims Spencer
Phone: (+44) 701113 7597
E-mail: claimsagent@britishinterntional-onlinegames.org

He is to help you in claiming your due prize. Remember, all prize money
must be claimed not later than the 24 of december, 2006. All funds
not claimed on or before the fixed date will be penalized accordingly.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all
correspondences with your claims officer.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Rose Morrison

VERIFICATION FORM

FULL LEGAL NAMES:
RESIDENCE ADDRESS:
COUNTRY:
TEL:
SPONSORS
British LOTTERY AWARDS DEPARTMENT Europe.

TO YOUR ATTENTION.

PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
OFFICIAL PRIZE
NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just
concluded annual final
draws held on (28th NOVEMBER, 2006) by ONCE
Your email was among
the 6 Lucky winners who won 1,000,000.00 (One
Million EUROS) each in the THE ONCE PROMO.
Consequently,you have
therefore been approved a MEGA JACK POT of 1,000,000.00
euro (One
million,euro) only.
The following particulars are attached to your
lotto payment order:
(i) Result winning numbers 2-5-0-4-9
(ii) email
ticket number: FL754/22/76
(iii) Lotto code number: PDP98643JK
(iv)
The
file Ref number: LV/07/02955166/SU
To immediately claim your
prize,
contact the claim/paying Bank below.
LOTERIA TRUST AGENCY S.L
MR
PAUL
VANFRANT
C/ARROYO DE LAMIEL
28007 MADRID ESPANA
WEBSITE:WWW.
CAJAMADRID.
ES
TEL:0034646468264
EMAIL:payingbanksl@aim.com
The above
claim bank
will
assist you in the processing and remittance of your
prize funds
to you,note not later than one week After this date if you
do not
contact and process your winning prize, all funds will be
returned as
unclaimed.call the above number for more details.

The
selection
process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized
email selection machine.
Due to possible mix up of some
numbers and
email contacts, we ask that you keep
this ward strictly
from public
notice until your claim has been processed and your money
remitted.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming or
unscrupulous acts by some participants of this program.

Posted by David A at 11:11 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 924 Words
November 28, 2006
Today's Scam

This idiot seems to think that if he makes it sound like we have talked before, that I will be more easilly scammed... I think NOT!

Dear Friend.

I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the
fund

transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from
nigeria.

Presently i'm

in nigeria for investment projects with my own
share of the total sum.

meanwhile,i didn't forget your past efforts and
attempts to assist me

in transferring those funds despite that it
failed us some how.

Now contact my secretary,his name is johnson and
his email

address is johnson_travelagency@yahoo.co.uk ask him to send
you the total

$800.000.00 which i kept for your compensation for all
the past

efforts and

attempts to assist me in this matter. I
appreciated your efforts at

that time very much. so feel free and get
in touched with my secretary

lavintus and instruct him where to send
the amount to you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it
so that we can share

the joy after all the sufferness at that time. in
the moment, i am very

busy here because of the investment projects
which me and the new

partner are having at hand, finally, remember that
I had forwarded

instruction to the secretary on your behalf to
receive that money, so

feel free

to get in touch with lavintus
chidera and he will send the amount to

you without any delay.

with
best regards

Dr johnson mike

Posted by David A at 05:41 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 247 Words
November 27, 2006
The worst kind of human filth...

Is the kind that steals from people in the name of God:

Dear Beloved in Christ,

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, knowing
the truth
and the truth have set me free.Having known the
truth, I had no choice
than to do what is lawful and right
in the sight of God for eternal
life and in the sight of
man for witness of God's mercy and glory upon
my life.

I have the pleasure to share my testimony with you, I am
Barrister.
Sam Dudure, the Legal adviser to late Mr and Mrs Wande Andrew., a Swedish
couple that lived in my
Country Nigeria for 20 years before they both
died in the
plane crash late last year. These couples were
good
Christians, they so dedicated to God but they had no child
till
they died, may their souls rest in peace, Amen.
Throughout their stay
in my country, they acquired a lot
of properties like lands, house
properties, etc.

As their legal adviser, before their death, the husband
Mr.Wande
Andrew, instructed me to write his WILL, Because
they had no child,
they dedicated their wealth to God.
According to the WILL, the
properties have to be sold and
the money be given out to a ministry for
the work of God.
As their legal adviser, all the documents for
the
properties were in my care. He gave me the authority to
sell the
properties and give out the fund to the
Ministries for the work of
God.

In short, I sold all the properties after their death, as
instructed
by Mr.Wande Andrew, before his death. And as
matter of fact, after I
sold all their properties, I
realized $7,100,000.00 (Seven million One
hundred Thousand
US dollars ).Therefore the total amount will be
invested
into God's work as instructed by the original owner.
But
Instead of giving the fund out for the work of God as
instructed
to me by the owner before his death. I
converted the fund to myself
with the intention of
investing the fund abroad for my personal use. I
was
afraid of putting the fund in the Bank,because I have to
give
account to the bank on how I got the money.
I then packaged the fund in
consignments and deposited the
consignments with a security company
here in Nigeria. I
did not want the management of the Security Company
to
know the content of the consignments, therefore I
registered the
content of the consignments as Gold Bars.
Now, the security company
believes that what I deposited
with them was Gold Bars.

I had encounter with Christ when Pastor Benny Hinn was
preaching on
television concerning Ananias and Saphira in
Acts 5:1-11. After hearing
the word of God, I gave my life
to Christ and became a born again
Christian. As a born
again Christian, I started reading my bible and
one day,
the Lord opened my eyes to Ezekiel 33: 18 and 19 where
the
word of God says: "When the righteous truth from
his
righteousness, and committee iniquity, he shall even
die
thereby. But if the wicked turn from his wickedness, and
do that
which is lawful and right, he shall live thereby".
From the scripture,
I discovered that the only way I
could have peace in my life is to do
what is lawful and right by giving out the fund as instructed for the work
of God by the owner before his death.

I have asked God for forgiveness and I know that God have
forgiven
me. But I have to do what is lawful and right in
the sight of God by
giving out the fund to the chosen
ministry or individual, for the
purpose of God's woke as
instructed by the owner before his death.

After my fasting and prayers, I asked God to make his
choice and
direct me to a honest Christian or the chosen
ministry that deserves
this fund by his Grace. I then came
across your address on the Internet
as I was browsing
through a Christian site, and as a matter of fact, it
is
not only you or your ministry that I picked on the
Christian site
initially, but after my fervent prayer over
it, then you were nominated
to me through divine
revelation from God, so these are how I received
such a
divine revelation from the Lord, how I got your
contact
information, and I then decided to contact you for the
fund
to be used wisely for things that will glorify the
name of God.

I have notified the Security Company where I deposited
the
consignments that contained the fund, that I am moving
the
consignment abroad and the security company has since
been
waiting for my authority for the consignment to leave
my
country for abroad.

So if you know that you will use this fund honestly and
wisely for
things that will glorify God's name, then do
contact me back. You
should also forward to me your
telephone numbers for easy communication
between us.
Your response will be highly appreciated.

Yours In Christ,
Barrister Sam Dudure

Posted by David A at 01:56 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 854 Words
Wow! I won three lotteries today!

These are ALL FAKE lottery emails that I received today!

FROM: INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT. CALLE GUZMAN ELBUENO 48, 28936 MADRID ESPAÑA http://onlae.terra.es/indexp.htm REF: LP/67/80/IPD BATCH: EELM-541-623-782 DATE: 26th Nov, 2006 Dear Winner, We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Euro millions Lottery International award e-mail programs held on the 3rd of Nov , 2006.Your E-mail address attached to ticket number PIA/3 908 321 675-KIO with lucky main Numbers 14, 21 ,27 ,30, 36 Estrellas numbers 2, 3 which consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a

lump sum pay out of €617.824,23 ( Six hundred and Seventeen
thousand , eight hundred and twenty-four point twenty-three cents only)
!!!CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names/programme abuse, we ask that
you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has
been processed and your money remitted into your account. This is part of our
security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this
program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot
system drawn from over 600,000 companies and 150,000,000 individual email
addresses and names from all over the world. We hope with part of your
winning you will take part in our end of week BOTE €15 millions in
the next Euro million International lottery.
This is an Irish woman who won ,
ihttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4730113.stm
And the week of 25/08/06 was won in France, a total of
57.414.511,00 in the first category by a single Mother.

EURO MILLIONS SPANISH LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL. FROM: INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION / PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

(¡). REFERENCE: 67/80/IPD
( ¡¡) BATCH: EGGS-541-623-782:

Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Euro millions Spanish Lottery Winners International E-mail programs held on the 10TH OF OCTOBER,due to the mix-up of names and email addresses the result was released on the 27TH OF NOVEMBER 2006. All 50 winning email addressess were randomly selected from a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000 companies and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. Your E-mail address attached to ticket number 653-908-321-675 with serial main number 345-790-241-671 drew lucky star winning numbers 34-32-90-43-32 which consequently won in the 2ND category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1.000.000.00 Euros.(One Million Euros)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Bill Gates, the Founder of Microsoft and Spanish European Lottery Board in order to enhance and promote the use of Internet Explorer Users and Microsoft-wares around the globe. This promotional program takes place once in three years.
We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our end of year 50 millions Euro International lottery.
To file in your claims you are to contact the appointed agent as soon as possible for the immediate release of your winnings:
DR.TOM BLATT,(CLAIM AGENT)
LIBERTY SECURITY COMPANY S.A
ESPAÑA.
Email: libertyoffice4@aim.com
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than two weeks, after this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence with the claims officer.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Sincerely yours,
MRS,COMFORT JOSE
Director Online International Promotions Unit/Lottery Co-ordinator.
N.B:
1.All claims are nullified after 14 working days from today.
2.Do inform the claims officer of any change of names or addressess.
3.All winners under the age of 18 are automatically disqualified.

WITH LUCKY DRAW TICKET NO: 53435672222
RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON €750,000.00.
NB:CLAIM YOUR PRIZE THROUGH THESE EMAIL ADDRESSES: infoeasydraw@aim.com and morriscollins02@netscape.net

EASYDRAW INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

Sir/Madam;
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Easydraw Lotto Winners International programs held on the 26th of November, 2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket No: 53435672222 with prize No 32177445/NL drew €750,000.00 which was first in the 2nd class of the draws. You are to receive €750,000.00(Seven Hundred And Fifty Thousand Euros).
Please be informed that because of mix up in cash pay-outs, we ask you to keep your winning information confidential until your fund (€750,000.00)has been fully remitted to you by our accredited pay-point bank. This measure must be adhered to in order to avoid the loss of your cash prizes. Prize-winners of our cash prizes are advised to adhere to these instructions to forestall the abuse of this program by other participants. It's important to note that this draws were conducted formally, and winners are selected through an internet ballot system from 72,000 individual and companies email addresses, hence, the draws are conducted around the world through our internet based ballot system.
The promotion is sponsored and promoted by Easydraw Lotto.We congratulate you once again. We hope you will use part of it in our next draws; the jackpot winning is €20million.
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 15 days of this draw. After this date -all unclaimed cash prize will be forfeited and included in the next sweepstake. Please, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications remember to quote your winning numbers in all correspondence with us.
Congratulations once again from all members of Easydraw Lotto. Thank you for being part of our promotional program. For immediate release of your cash prize to you,please kindly contact our processing Department with the following information for onward forwarding to the paying Bank:

(i)Your names,
(ii)State amount won.
(iii)Contact Address
(iv)Your winning numbers
(v)Contact telephones and fax numbers

Contact person:Mr. Morris Collins
(International Processing Department).
Email: infoeasydraw@aim.com and morriscollins02@netscape.net
Telephone: +31-630-017-743

Congratulations once again.

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Denise Lawson(Lottery Coordinator).

NB:CLAIM YOUR PRIZE THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS: infoeasydraw@aim.com


Now, since some of my readers are so eager to "claim their winnings," that they forget how to read...
Let me make a couple of things clear:

1. In Search of Utopia has NOTHING to do with the email you got!
2. We can not tell you how to, "collect your winnings," since there are NO WINNINGS, these emails are a scam!
3. No we can not help you. If you sent these people money, identifying information that will help them raid your bank account or steal your identity, you are FUCKED, and there is little anyone can do for you. Go to your law enforcement agency and report what happened. Take along copies of emails and any corresspondence you have had with these monkeys.
4. Please do not ask US where your money is, Learn to read and then see item number 1.

Posted by David A at 01:01 PM | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0) | 1125 Words
November 25, 2006
Today's Scumbags

Another Fake Lottery

LOTTO Rheinland-Pfalz Ferdinand-Sauerbruch-Strasse 2 DE-56073 Koblenz, Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany.

Reference Number: LRP/19-DE/9317
Batch: LRP/06/41

Dear Winner,
LOTTO RHEINLAND-PFALZ WIN NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual
final draws of the LOTTO Rheinland-Pfalz Program. LOTTO Rheinland-Pfalz
draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000,000 e-mail
addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced
automated
random computer ballot search from the internet as part of our
international promotions program which we conduct every year. No
tickets were
sold.

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address attached to
serial number 76-2006 drew the lucky numbers 3-24-1-10-49-17 which
consequently emerged you as one of first fifty (50) lucky winners in
this
category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of €1,000,000.00
(One Million EURO) in cash credited to file LRP/19-DE/9317. This is
from a total cash prize of €50,000,000 (Fifty Million) Euro shared
amongst
the first fifty (50) lucky winners in this category.

This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for LOTTO
Rheinland-Pfalz. The estimated €50 million jackpot would be the
sixth-biggest
in Europe history. The biggest was the €363 million jackpot that went
to two winners in a Febuary 2000 drawing of The Big Game Mega Millions'
predecessor.

Your fund is now deposited in an offshore courier company with a
hardcover insurance. Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we
advice
that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been
processed and your money remitted to you as this is part of our
security
protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of
this program by the general public.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
booklet representative office in London. In view of this, your
€1,000,000.00 (One Million Euro) would be released to you by our
affiliate
Courier company in Europe. Our agent will immediately commence the
process to
facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact
with him.

To begin your claim please contact your claims agent:

Mr.Wilford Gart
Foreign Services Manager,
Information and Payment Bureau.
London Representative Office.
Phone: +44 70111 46666
Fax: +44 70111 46678
Email: willford_claimagent@yahoo.co.uk

419 Scams


UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION
IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND
WORLD BANK FACT-FINDING & SPECIAL DUTIES OFFICE
DAKAR, SENEGAL.
TEL: +221 4183317
Email: revdouglas@katamail.com

SPECIAL DUTIES REFERENCE

**UNO/WBF LM-05-371**
**ORDERING CONTRACTOR:
DIPLOMATIC BOX 55KG

Dear Beneficiary,

I am Rev. Fr. Thomas Douglas, a senior staff with the World Bank fact finding & special duties office. I and the Chief security officer (CSO) of this organization have arranged with an officer in the computer section to bring out part of your total pending payment with reference number (LM-05-371) amounting to US$5 million. (Five Million United State Dollars) Why we did this is because according to information gathered from the bank’s security computer, you have been waiting for a long time to receive this payment without success. As I found out that you have almost met all the statutory requirements in respect of your pending payment. The said payment is been arranged in a security-proof box weighing 55kg. This box is been padded with synthetic nylon and to open it you will have to cut the pad before you will meet the button that you will press to open the dial code-lock. There is no way you can open the box and be able to close it again because it was padded with machine.

Today a friend of mine who is a diplomat disclosed to me that there is a security courier service company that is specialized in sending diplomatic materials and information from one country to another, which also has diplomatic immunity, I have therefore met with the official of the security courier service and concluded shipping arrangement with them, which they will commence as soon as I have your go ahead order. The diplomat who will be bring in this consignment to you is an expert and has been in this line of work for many years now so you have nothing to worry about. After all arrangements we have concluded that you must donate Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars (US$500,000.00) to any charity organization I designate as soon as you receive your money. To this effect, you will send to us a promissory note for the donation along with your address where you will like the box to be delivered to by the courier.

Please you have to maintain topmost secrecy as it may cause a lot of problems if found out that we are using this way to help you. You are advised not to inform anyone about this until you received your money. Am helping you on this because something in me is tells me that you are an honest person. When you conclude this and you send our promise, we will help to ship the final part of your money to you. May God be with you as i wait for your response Feel free to call me if you will like us to discuses more on this TEL: +221 4183317.

Yours Faithfully
Rev. Fr. Thomas Douglas
Director, Special Duties. UNO/WBF

Greetings,

Compliment of the day.I Know that my mail to you may come as a surprise to you considering the fact that we have not met each other before. My name is Mrs. Linde Kamara Momodu, wife of the late former Special adviser to the former military president of Sierra Leone,Major Johnny Koroma. My husband was an inner caucus member and a key officer of President Koroma's administration. I believe you may have heard all over the news on BBC and CNN about the various coup attempts to overthrow President Koroma which led to the civil war in Sierra Leone some years ago between Koroma's administration and the West African Allied Forces (ECOMOG).

During that war, President Koroma depended heavily on foreign earnings generated from our country's booming Diamond trade and plenty of money and arms that he received from secret sponsors/countries who supported his government and supplied him with arms and money to fight the opposition forces and remain in power. All the money and diamonds were kept by President Koroma in his presidential villa, because our entire country's banking systems had collapsed as a result of the war.

As the war progressed, it became obvious that President Koroma's faction were going to loose the war to the opposition Forces, so most of the Koroma's key officers had to flee from Sierra Leone for the safety of their lives. It was case of survival of the fittest, so they shared all the Diamonds and money remaining in their custody. At that time, my husband was unable to move his own share of the funds/money out of Sierra leone, because our banking systems were completely
destroyed. We alternatively had no choice than to look for a safe hide out, somewhere in the city of Lungi,Sierra Leone where we hid the money before we escaped to South Africa. My husband died of heart attack after several months on exile, and since then i have been left alone with my son Joseph to take care of the rest of our entire family.

I have contacted you because i am now making arrangements to move my husband's funds/money out of Sierra Leone to an oversea country where the money will be safe. I am making arrangements to move the money out of Sierra Leone to a foreign country and in need of a trusted person who will assist me receive the money and make plans for safe keeping and good investments. I am willing to sacrifice and offer you some part of the money for your assistance, as We have US$32 Million Dollars of my fractions hidden back there in Sierra Leone (this is valued at 27.2 million Euro) hidden back there in Sierra Leone.

My dear, I need to know if you can work with me, so that i can give you more details of my arrangements to move the funds oversea. I will be waiting to hear from you if you are interested and capable of assisting and please endeavour to keep all my discussions about this money confidential to ensure that we have a 100% smooth movement of the funds.Please if interested in working wih me do not hesitate to get back to me soonest .May God bless you.

Regards,
Mrs Linde Momodu

INVESTOR AS PARTNASHIP,

Dear Good Friend,

Dear Good Friend,

I am Katunga Zungu and i am in search of a trustworthy investor.

I inherited 12million us dollars and i need a fund Manager,that will asist me for retreive of the fund and transfer into your foreign account. Also help me invest this amount as i do not have any knowledge in Financial investments because of my age and condition in Ghana refugee camp.As soon as i hear from you,i will forward to you all the doccuments that covered the fund.

For Further details please get back to me as soon as possible with your,
Full Names.
Contact Address.
Tel/Fax Numbers.
I await your urgent response.

Yours Sincerely,
Katunga Zungu.

Posted by David A at 11:09 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 1535 Words
November 24, 2006
Yeah I know...

No one should be stupid enough to fall for this scam....

My Dear

My name is Rev Father Felix; I am 76 years old now. I have
been suffering in the sick bed for the past 7 years. Now I believe
that
my time has come to join my ancestors in heaven. I got your
email
address from the Internet, as the spirit of Almighty God
directed me to
contact you for this charity work. I have
$18,000,000.00 deposited in a
safe location, which I want you to claim
on my behalf for an important
charitable project. Can you honestly do
this for me?
Remain bless in
the Lord.
Rev Felix.

But people will.... The "Reverend Felix," is some Mugu sitting in Nigeria sending out thousands of these, hoping he will find one or two people stupid and greedy enough to answer.

Posted by David A at 05:59 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 142 Words
Scammers very active today...

I have received about 20 Scam emails today. Most of them have been fake lotteries, but our friends, the traditionalist 419 Scammers are still pumping them out.

GOOD DAY,

Is my pleasure for writing you this letter, hope you are fine? I want to use
this opportunity to introduce myself well to you, I am Desmond Gnassinbge
Eyadema the Ex Late President son of Togo, I call you in respect of my
consignment box in Newyork, which I want you to assist me and stand as my
foreign beneficiary to receive my fund over there in America, this fund am
writing you about is $12.5million U.S.Dollars which my late father deposited
under Ghana High Commission for I and my mother, this consignment has been
in Newyork for the pass three days now, My foreign partner Mr. Johnson
Ascott who was suppose to receive this consignment in america, was demanding
for 50%
which I and my mother did not agree on for any reason, that was why we have
to stop the delivery to him immediately, and search for another Beneficiary
who can help us on this, through my searching I got your contact from the
Ministry of Chambers and Commerce,that is why I am contacting you to assist
us on this.

I will give you 20% for the total fund involve for your assistance,because
that was the former agreement we have with our foreign partner. Mr Johnson
Ascott before he later change is mind because of his greed that is why i and
my mother put a stop to the delivery to him , and you will send to me this
information require like your passport photograph, your home address,
including your telephone number and your fax, for verification and delivery
purpose, and please get back to me as soon as you receive this mail for more
detail.
Thanks and God Bless
Yours Sincere
Desmond G.Eyadema

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It is amazing to me...

That some of these idiots are still dumb enough to ADMIT that they are from Nigeria.

Mr. Mohammed Abdul

SKYE BANK PLC.

Email:hmm12006@yahoo.co.uk

YOUR INHERITANCE CLAIM!

Dear Sir/Madam,

I have the honour to introduce to you this business in view of the fact that you

may be trustworthy and reliable. I am Mr Mohammed Abdul a senior staff with an

SKYE BANK PLC IN NIGERIA.

There is an account opened in this bank in April 2000, but since October

2003,nobody has operated on this account the Federal Government (25

Billion)mandatry fee. After intensive investigations, I discovered that the owner

of this account, a foreign Contractor who died in a ghastly motor accident that

took place while he was going to one of his company's construction site in August

2003, unfortunate his account has no beneficiary.

My investigations prove to me as well that his company does not know any thing

about this private account of his.The amount involved is (25 MILLION USD). In the

light of the fact, I needed your assistance to open our door for this golden

opportunity by providing any account of your choice where the fund will be

remitted immediately.

Your assistance as a foreigner is necessary because the management is ready to

welcome any person, a foreigner black or white who has correct information of

this account,which I am ready to give to you if you are interested to conclude

this transaction with me.

You should be informed strictly that I would burn all the Documents involved in

this transaction in your presence immediately after this money has been remitted

to your account as the co-beneficiary.I will use my position and influence to

affect the onward transmission of this money into our desired account. At the

conclusion of this business, you will recieve 40% of the total amount,55% will go

for me, meanwhile 5% is mapped out for the expenses made.

I thank you immensely for your understanding If you are interested please send to

me your contact address , telephone and fax numbers for easy contact , You can

contact me trough my private email:hmm12006@yahoo.co.uk....

Yours faithfully,

MR. Mohammed Abdul.

Note: if you are not interested in this transaction please disregards the mail.

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Fake Lottery

This is the first time I have seen a powerball one. This is fake people. Dont waste your time.

POWERBALL LOTTO. Bv Ref Nr: PBL/CN/6654/CP Dear Consultation Prize Winner,

CONSOLATION PRIZE WINNER NOTICE

Europe/ America private international e-games organizers and co-sponsors, POWERBALL LOTTO Group International, officially bring to your notice of the final draw result of the 1st October 2006 POWERBALL LOTTO -wheel E-game which was conducted at our international corporate office complex in The UNITED KINGDOM. We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection of your email coupon number which was selected among the 6 lucky consolation prize winners Your email ID identified with coupon No. PBL2348974321 and was selected by our E-games Random Selection System (ERSS).
Your email ID was included among the 50,000 different email addresses submitted by our partner international email provider companies. You have won a consultation cash prize of £500,000,00 (Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling Only) The POWERBALL LOTTO Group. BV, have approved a payout of your consultation cash prize which will be remunerated directly to you by the official Payment Agency Board. Our DUE PROCESS UNIT (DPU) will render to you complete assistance and provide additional information and processes for the claims of your consultation prize. For due processing of your winning claim, please contact the DPU Information Officer Mr William Segio who has been assigned to assist you.You are to contact him with the following details for the release of your winnings.
Claims Requirements:
(1) FULL NAME
(2) FULL ADDRESS
(3) NATIONALITY.
(4) AGE
(5) OCCUPATION
(6 )WINNING EMAIL
(7 )TELEPHONE NUMBER
(8) DATE OF WINNING AWARD
(9) SEX
(10) TOTAL AMOUNT WON
(11) MARITAL STATUS
DUE PROCESS UNIT INFROMATION OFFICER (DPU)
DPU: Contact Person: William Segio
Email: c.p.b.l@hotmail.co.uk
Tell: +44 701113 0298 or +44 701113 0303
Open 7 days 8am-11pm

Regards
Mrs Nelly White


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November 23, 2006
Jenifer is like a bad case of dandruff....

Who just wont go away! How many times is this fool going to write me? This scam has been documented on my blog, how many times? Jennifer, go AWAY! Or really get cancer and just DIE!

Mrs, Jenifer Wilson hide details 10:03 am (0 minutes ago) to davidscottanderson@gmail.com date Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:03:49 subject Urgent Assistance Urgent Assistance

My name is Jenifer Wilson i am a dying woman who have decided to donate what i have to church. I am 64 years old and i was diagnosed for cancer for about 7 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband who lived all his life in America, who has left me everything he worked for.
I have been touched by God to donate from what i have inherited from my late husband for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and i believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $5,500,000 (Five million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27).

At the moment i cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware i have changed my will,you and him will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer in the Netherlands with this specified email below and his contact:

These is the contact information's of my lawyer I have already introduced you to him.

NAME: BRIAN VARIS.
Email: brianvarise@lawyer.com
Contact him as soon as possible.

And tell him that i have WILLED ($5,500,000.00) to you and i have also notified him that i am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. I know i don’t know you but i have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Regards,
Jenifer Wilson
jeniwilson233@aim.com

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November 22, 2006
I knew I should have given The Prince that Advance Fee!

Forbes' Fictional 15 is out, calculating the wealth of the wealthiest characters in popular fiction.

My favorite:

Also making his Fictional 15 debut: spam entrepreneur Prince Abakaliki of Nigeria. Abakaliki is notable for being the only fictional character on our list who regularly e-mails real people, usually begging for assistance in recovering large sums of money. We estimate Abakaliki to be worth more than $2.8 billion.

For the rest of the list, go see James' post here.

Now if I had just given the Prince that fee he asked for! LOL!

My Bad! Though I probably did it intentionally just to give Jay an excuse to insult me.

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Today's Mugu

I just love it how the Mugus talk like they know you...
"How is your family? hope all of you are fine"

Hillarious...

Dear friend,

How is your family? hope all of you are fine, if so splendid. Yaw Osafo-Maafo is my name and former Ghanaian minister of finance. Although I was sacked by President John Kufuor on 28 April 2006 for the fact I signed £29 million book publication contract with Macmillan Education without reference to the Public Procurement Board and without Parliamentary approval.

You can read more on this web page
Right now, I was being probed because of it. As matter of fact, £15 million
part of the money was lodged into security company in Spain, were the funds is been deposited. the money is release to you for investment. I would like you to give this a highly confidential approach. Any question you wish to ask concerning this deal, do not delay to ask.

Presently, I do not need any telephone discussion for safety. The moment I hear from you, my lawyer will contact you,
If you are interested in this proposal sent me mail to my privert Email address: (yaw_osafo_maafo@excite.com) or (maafoosafoyaw@yahoo.com)

I wait your response.
My regards,
Mr. Yaw Osafo-Maafo.

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November 21, 2006
The Fake Coca Cola Lottery is back!

These idiots are back. There IS NO COCA COLA Lottery, especially one sent out by idiots using Hotmail!

PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT THE COCA-COLA BOTTLING COMPANY LONDON. SW1V 3DW UNITED KINGDOM The coca-cola Bottling Company This is to inform you of the release of email balloting held on the 18th November, 2006 ,by THE COCA-COLA BOTTLING COMPANYon it's anniversery.For the first time ever THE COCA-COLA BOTTLING COMPANY have decided to celebrate it's anniversery by awarding £1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION POUND STERLING) each to 20 lucky winners who were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from over 30,000.00 companies and 5,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.

However, the results were released on 20th November, 2006 and your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won £1,000,000.00 each on the anniversery of the THE COCA-COLA BOTTLING COMPANY, and your email was attached to ticket number RR38844240 and ballot number 00147.

In other to claim your £1,000,000.00 prize winning, which has been deposited in a designated bank. However,you will have to fill the form below and send it to the Promotion manager of this Coca-cola bottling company for verification and then you will be directed to the bank where a cheque of £1,000,000.00 has already been deposited in your favour.


Please you are adviced to complete the form and send it immediately to our Promotion manager through email for prompt collection of your fund from the designated bank.

CONTACT NAME:Mr Frank Morgan (PROMOTIONS MANAGER)CITY/ COUNTRY:London, United Kingdom.

Name: Mr Frank Morgan .
Phone # : +44 702 409 3650
FAX # : +44-870- 479-1567
E mail: info_frankmorgan@yahoo.com.hk

Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification.

This E-mail message (including attachments, if any) is intended for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain Information that is privileged, proprietary, confidential and exempted from disclosure.

If you are not the intended recipient, you are notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited.

Yours faithfully,
Mr Gusto Anderson

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Today's 419 Scam

Another idiot 419 Spammer. You know what to do, just hit the delete button!

Attention: We want to transfer to overseas the sum of Seventy Three Million United States Dollars (U.S.$ 73,000,000.00) from a Maybank in London Great United Kingdom .

Remain honest to me till the end of this important business trusting in
you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or
in time to come.

I am Miss Linda Raymond , the Auditor General of Maybank banks in London .
During the course of our auditing, I discovered a floating fund in an account
opened in the bank in 1990 and since 1997 nobody has operated on this
account again. After going through some old files in the records, I
discovered that the owner of the account died without a "Heir apparent to the
throne" hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out
urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.

The owner of this account who is Mr. Allan P . Seaman, a foreigner and
an industrialist died, since 1993,until now no other person(s) knows
about this account or could give any documentary evidence concerning this
account. As such this account has no other beneficiary and my
investigation proved to me as well that Mr. Allan P. Seaman until his
death was the manager Diamond Safari properties, in Holland.
However, if you are interested in this business we will start the first
money transfer with Thirty Three Million United State . Dollars
(U.S.$33,000,000.00)upon successful transaction without any disappoint from you.

We shall also re-apply for the payment of the remaining amount to your account.
While the total amount involved is Seventy Three million United States
Dollars (U.S.$73,000,000.00)only. I would want us to make a first
transfer of [Thirty Three Million United States Dollar (U.S.$33,000,000.00) from
this money into a safe foreigners account abroad before the rest.
I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be
approved to a local account, without valid international foreign
"Agreement", but could only be approved to any foreigner with valid
international credentials: passport or drivers license and foreign
account because this sum is in U.S. dollars and the former owner of the
account Mr. Allan P. Seaman is a foreigner too, thus the money could
only be approved into a foreign account.

However, knowing all this, we will reach a binding agreement in this
regards. As a matter of urgency, I will inform you the next step to take,
while you Send your private telephone and fax number including the full
details of the account to be used for the deposit.

I want us to meet face to face to build confidence and to sign a
binding agreement that will bind us together before transferring the money to
any account of your choice where the fund will be safe.
Before we fly to your country for withdrawal, sharing and investments,
I need your full co-operation to make this business a success, because
the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who
has correct information of this account, which I will give to you, upon
your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and
will meet up with the instructions of a key bank official who is deeply
involved with me in this business. I need your strong assurance that
you will never let me down.

With my influence and the position in the bank we can transfer this
money to any foreigner's reliable account which you can provide with
assurance that this money will be intact pending our physical arrival in
your country for sharing.
The bank official will destroy all documents of transaction immediately
we receive this money leaving no trace to any place and to build
confidence that you can come Immediately to discuss with me face to face
after which I will make this remittance in your presence and three of
us will fly to your country at least two days ahead of the money going
into the account.

I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately I hear from you
that you are ready to act as directed.
To prove the authenticity of the business I will use my position and
influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this money
to your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant
ministries, foreign exchange departments, embassy and security
companies.
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 35% of the total
amount, 60% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties
might have incurred during this process.
I look forward to your earliest reply through my email address.or by telephone number {+447024080308}{ or by my via email address
{lindaray2010@yahoo.com}

truly yours,
Linda Raymond

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November 19, 2006
Tonight's 419 Monkey
Dear Friend,

I know this will come to you as a surprise because you do not know me. I am Dr Martins Owolabi. I work in the ECO-BANK CONTONU, republic of Benin, West Africa, packaging and courier department. I got your contact in my search for an honest person through one of my colleagues here in the ECO-BANK CONTONU who said that I can confidence in you.
I want you to help me clear this package that is already in overseas which I shipped in through our city trust bank accredited courier agent but the contents of the package is ($30,000,000.00) all in $100.00 bills, belonging to our late customer who died ealier this year. but the courier company does not know that it is his money that I have in the package. All I want you to do for me now is to forward to me this below information.

Your full name, age, occupation, residential address or office current/private mailing address,private phone and fax num and I hope that at the end of the day, you will have 20% and 80% will be for me and my colleagues.

My identity must not be revealed to anybody. If this arrangement is okay by you, you can e-mail me back for immediate commencement.Other modalities will be discussed as soon as you get back to me including sending of the keys to the boxes to you.

Note: Communication should be strictly through e-mail for security reasons. Finally this said transaction is 100% risk free,Therefore you should not enternain any fear at all.

Yours Faithfully

Dr Martins Owolabi.


Posted by David A at 08:06 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 265 Words
Jenny is back!

And the question is.... How long is it going to take the Mugu superstar to die. I have been receiving Jennifer Wilson scam emails for at least two years! You would think she would be smart enough to figure out how to take me off her mailing list, or to DIE. DIE Jenny DIE!

Urgent Assistance

My name is Jenifer Wilson i am a dying woman who have decided to donate what i have to church. I am 64 years old and i was diagnosed for cancer for about 7 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband who lived all his life in America, who has left me everything he worked for.
I have been touched by God to donate from what i have inherited from my late husband for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and i believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $5,500,000 (Five million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27).

At the moment i cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware i have changed my will,you and him will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer in the Netherlands with this specified email below and his contact:

These is the contact information's of my lawyer I have already introduced you to him.
NAME: BRIAN VARIS.
Email: brianvarise@lawyer.com
Contact him as soon as possible.

And tell him that i have WILLED ($5,500,000.00) to you and i have also notified him that i am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. I know i don’t know you but i have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Regards,
Jenifer Wilson
jeniwilson233@aim.com

Posted by David A at 12:13 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 461 Words
November 18, 2006
As I have said before...

There is NO Coca Cola Lottery!
Please do not be stupid enough to ask me if you won, or how you can collect. These idiots (The One's who keep sending me these, are obviously too stupid to know who I am.

THE COCA COLA COMPANY

PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD
DEPT:COCA COLA AVENUE
STAMFORD BRIDGE LONDON.
SW1V 3DW UNITED KINGDOM

THE COCA COLA COMPANY OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual
final draws held on (17th November 2006) by Coca-Cola in conjunction with the British American Tobacco Worldwide Promotion.Your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won £250,000.00{Two hundred and fifty thousand Great Britain Pounds} each in the THE COCA\COLA COMPANY 2006 PROMO.


However the results were released today 26th SEPT, 2006 and your email was attached to ticket number (7PWYZ2006) and ballot number (BT:12052006/20) The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031,643 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet.
However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) .


This Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.
To begin the claim processing of your prize you are to contact the fiduciary agent as stated below:


Mr CHARLYHAM BERMAN

22 Garden Close, Stamford,

Lincs,PE9 2YP,London

United Kingdom

Email: wincocacola_trice313@yahoo.co.uk


Due to possible mix up of some numbers and email contacts, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by some participants of this program.


*Staff of Coca-Cola and the British American Tobacco Company are not to partake in this PROMOTION.

Accept our hearty congratulations once again!

Yours Faithfully,
Management.

Posted by David A at 04:54 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 358 Words
Haven't done a fake lottery update...

In a while...

Don't worry, you have not missed anything. Same idiots, same bs, same advice... If you get one, delete it.

CONTACT MR VAN BLUMME!!!!

FROM THE DESK OF THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR
DE NEDERLANDSE STAATSLOTERIJ
THE NETHERLANDS.


INTERNATIONAL E-MAIL
LOTTO PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD.

We are pleased to announce you as one
of the lucky winners in the StaaatsLoterij Email Lottery draw held on
the 17th of November 2006.

All winning Email addresses were randomly
selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails from Internet
Service Provider Companies.

Your email address emerged as a category
2 winner in this year's Lotto Draw. Consequently, you have therefore
been approved for a total pay out of Five Hundred and Seventy Two
Thousand,One Hundred and Eighty Three Euros only (572,183.00 Euros).

In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember
to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence
with your claims officer.

1. BATCH:11021894-SL-06
2.The file Ref
number: SL231/637/4575

Please contact the underlisted claims officer
as soon as possible for the immediate release of your winnings:

MR
VAN BLUMME
CLAIMS OFFICER
DE NEDERLANDSE STAATSLOTERIJ
statslotto06@aim.com


for processing and remittance of your cash to
a designated account of your choice.

You are required to contact Mr
VAN BLUMME about the claimant procedures, send your fax and telephone
to Mr VAN BLUMME, this will enable his office to send the claims
application form to you the Beneficiary.
Please note,in order to avoid
unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your
reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore,
should there be any change of address do inform the Claims Officer as
soon as possible as he is responsible for the processing of your
approved file for payment. Congratulations Once again on behalf of all
our staff.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Sincerely,
Mrs Erica Halen


(Lottery Coordinator)


Please make sure you keep your winning
confidential till you have received your payment.This is to avoid
double claims.Do not contact this office as your correspondence should
be addressed to your claims officer above Mr Blumme.

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November 11, 2006
Another idiot Lottery Scam!


15 STANDFORT BRIDGE
LIVERPOOL UNITED KINGDOM
Ref: FILO/98766/23/SVFY
Batch: 15/25/1203
Ticket Number: 025-11464992-750
www.fortunesweepstakes.com
Email:promo_notification006@yahoo.de

Dear Lucky Winner,

THE FORTUNE LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL SEASONAL PROMOTION
PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws of Fortune Manchester Zone A3, UK Annual Promo.

The Fortune online Seasonal Promo Manchester Zone A3, UK Annual Promo draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet.

However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as one of ten winners in the lst category for the second prize with the following data:
Ref Number: FILO/98766/23/SVFY
Batch Number: 15/25/1203
Ticket Number: 025-11464992-750
You as well as the other winners are therefore to receive a cash prize
of £1,000,000(ONE MILLION BRITISH POUNDS) each from the total payout. Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting the requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report.

To begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised to contact our licensed and accredited claims agent/security company for lst category winners with the information below: You are also advised to give the following informations to the claim's agent via email


You are to choose from any of the transfer options Below

(1)ONLINE BANK TRANSFER
(2)COURIER DELIVERY


Mr.John Mousco
CLAIMS AGENT
Tel:+447011129333
Tel:+447024060760
Tel:+447024060764


Foreign Services Manager, Payment and Release Order Dept.


Email:promo_notification006@yahoo.de

NOTE: All winnings must be claimed within 20 days from today. After this date all unclaimed funds would be included in the next stake.Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence with your claims agent. You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public especially your reference and ticket numbers.(This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained). Members of the affiliate agencies are automatically not allowed to participate in this program.
Thank you and congratulations!!!

Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Mureen Bruce .
Fortune Games/Lottery Coordinator.
77635 476378

Please do not write me asking me how you can collect money from this scam. You can not. That is why it is called a scam. These people have one Goal, and that is to steal your money through "fees." If you have found this post useful, please donate a few bucks to the tip jar, the link is on the right sidebar.

Posted by David A at 07:28 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 436 Words
November 09, 2006
Today's Fake Lottery Scam
Euromillion Loteria Español Paseo De La Castellana 15-8-9, 28008 Madrid-Spain. Branch Office. Ref. Nº: ES/779/06/26/MAD. Batch. Nº: GHT/2334/803/06. YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS WON IN THE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROGRAMME. We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer balloting sweepstake held on 14th October 2006. This is a millennium scientific computer game in which email addresses were used. It is a promotionalprogram aimed at encouraging internet users; thereforeyou do not need to buy ticket to enter for it. Your email address attached to ticket star number (6-3) drew the EUROMILLION lucky numbers 99-13-12-02-57 which consequently won the draw in the Second category. You have been approved for the star prize of EUR 1,822,16. (One Million,Eight Hundred and Twenty Two Thousand Euros,Sixteen Cents). CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are advised to keep this winning very confidential until you receive your lump prize in your account or optional cheque issuance to you. This is a protective measure to avoid double claiming by people you may tell as we have had cases like this before, please send your Full Name, Home and Office Telephone & Fax Number, Mobile Tel Number and your winning ticket number, reference numbers and amount won information for processing of your winning fund to our registered claim agent in the address below. Mr.Perry Donavan. Royal Coasta Security S.L Address:Mario Cabre 207 Gatefe Centro- Madrid, Spain. E-mail: infowinnerslot1@netscape.net Email: infowinnerslot1@netscape.net Tel: 0034-653-442-215. Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 29th of November, 2006. Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch number in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Once again congratulations. Mrs.Mary Ferdenard. For Mr.Perry Donavan. Lottery Co-ordinator. The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to whom or which it is addressed. Unauthorised use, disclosure or copying is strictly prohibited. The sender accepts no liability for the improper transmission of this communication nor for any delay in its receipt
Posted by David A at 05:47 PM | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0) | 336 Words
November 06, 2006
Mugus get creative!

Another scam. If you got one of these, it is fake. If these people would use the creativity they occassionaly use in creating one of these scams, to do good. There would be no problems or poverty in Africa!

W.H.O FINANCIAL GRANTS PROMOTIONS INTERNATIONAL GRANTS ALLOCATION UNIT (IGAU) WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION 12 Whitehall , London SW1A 2DY FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS / PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT, REF: WHOFGP/2551256003/03 BATCH: 14/0017/IPD ATTENTION: FINANCIAL GRANTS/PRIZE AWARD NOTIFICATION Dear Sir/Madam, We happily announce to you the draw (#1 ) of the W.H.O FINANCIAL GRANTS PROMOTION programmes held on the 4th of November 2006. Your email address, attached to ticket number 025-1146-1992-750, with serial number 2113-05 drew the lucky numbers 13-15-22-37-39-43, and consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category. You have therefore been approved for a charity bonus of Five Hundred Thousand Pounds i.e. (£500,000.00) in cash credited to file REF NO. WHOFGP/2551256003/03. This is from total prize money of US$20,400,000.00 shared among the seventeen international winners in this category. CONGRATULATIONS! Please note that the W.H.O FINANCIAL GRANTS PROMOTIONS WAS DUELY SPONSORED BY THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION as a result of the FINANCIAL GRANTS DECREE WHICH WAS PASSED TO AID VICTIMS OF THE 2005-2006 OUTBREAKS OF THE AVIAN INFLUENZA. This promotion takes place yearly for a period of five years. In view of this, your Five hundred thousand pounds sterlings (£500,000.00) would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe . Our claims director will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him or her. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned. To file for your claims, please contact our claims director: MR GARRY QUEST CLAIMS DIRECTOR WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION 12 Whitehall, London SW1A 2DY Email: garryquest02@yahoo.co.uk TEL: +447011138780
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November 05, 2006
Today's new scam...
peter and matt Refugee Camp Yamussoukro,

Cote d'Ivoire.Dear
Respectful One,

Permit me to inform you our desire of going into business relationship with you. I know you might be surprised on recieving this mail from us due to we have not met before.
By brief introduction ,statin I am peter with my younger Sister. mecy We are native of bouake district in republic of Cote d'Ivoire. We are the children of late Chief Mr. Joseph Matt, who was assasinated by the rebels in our home town during the recent political crises of 19th sept. 2002. Untill the death of our parents, they were very wealthy Cocoa/cafe farmers & exporter based in abidjan the capital city of coted'ivoire.
Before their death in a private hospital, my father called me on his bed side and secretly confided to me the sum of (US$1.5)one million five hundred thousand US dollars which he deposited in one of the banks in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire for onwardly transfer abroad for investment on his proposed cocoa processing company through an assistance of a foreign partner.

My father also told me his intention to invest part of the money in collaboration with oil companies in eney part of the world, but unfortunately he died the way he did without accomplishing his objective as a result of the rebels attack. Having know that he will not survive from the injuries he sustained as a result of the wounds and pains inflinched on him by the rebels, then advised me to quickly and hurriedly go into his personal underground safe in our family villa and take the documents covering the deposit in the bank and look for a true and trustworthy foreigner who can assist us as partner to front to the bank as our late parents partner abroad for immediate transfer of the money for investment but i will be very ceafull on whot ever we are doin in any lucrative business of our chioce for our future welfare.

Upon the instruction and advice by my father before he finally died, I therefore request your assistance to help us for onward transfer of the money to your country for investment partnership with you in any lucrative business in your country. We have agreed to give you 20% of the total sum of the money immediately the transfer is made, while 2.5% also will be set aside to cover all the expenses you might incure on the process. Upon your acceptance to our proposal, kindly if you know that you will stand as our father busness patner in a abroad try get back to me through the above email address so that we can discuss further process just whot i nedd from you fell free give us urgent mail as soon as i hear from you i will forwold you the bank adress torgether with the agrement form that my father reach with the bank to avoid eney mistack becouse this is our life

Note, we are still in the refugee camp Yamussoukro, Cote d'Ivoire, We need your urgent attention to this mail because we want to leave here for a better future with you abroad, as the rebels had killed our parent and also have taken over my home town
as their operational territory,

we look forward to you to help us with most urgency and honesty.please my dear one is true that i dont know you befor but i prefair to do this transertiong with you if you can be honest for me and my sister becouse this is our life i promise you as soon as i heard from you if you are willing to help us transfer this money to you acount gust try give us ugent mail so i can now give you our picture as am giving you this ugent mail the document of the money is with us hear in Refugee Camp Yamussoukro,Cote d'Ivoire.as soon as i heard from you i will still give you more informetion please if dear is eneything you dont understand please you can ask me please try to understant exspeting you ugent mail may god bless you as you understand our filling

so as i am giving you this mail the god allmythy have tack controll of every problem that will stand against our life whot ever you.
whot i wont you to do frell with this transationg becouse befor we contacted you the god will are saving have teck controll

may god allmythy bless you for us as you undastand our english but i promis that god will shorly visit you for this isue

Expecting your reply soon.
Best Regard and God Bless you.
peter & sister mecy
Note,



My Answer:

No Peter, I am not surprised that you sent me this scam email. You see, I have been collecting these emails for a couple years, and warning my readers about dirtbags like you. So kindly piss off.

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November 04, 2006
More idiots - Both Repeats

More idiots:

There IS NO Coca Cola Lottery!

THE COCA'COLA COMPANY PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPTCOCA'COLA AVENUE STAMFORD BRIDGE LONDON. SW1V 3DW UNITED KINGDOM THE COCA'COLA COMPANY OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws held on the (1st November, 2006) by Coca-Cola in onjunction with the British American Tobacco Worldwide Promotion, your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won £1,000,000.00 each on the THE COCA'COLA COMPANY PROMOTION However the results were released on the (4th November 2006) and your email was attached to ticket number (7PWYZ2006) and ballot number (BT: 12052006/20) The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy. The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world. This Promotion is approved by the British Gaming Board and also licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This Promotion is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public. In other to claim your £1,000,000.00 prize winning, which has been deposited in a designated bank? However, you will have to fill the form below and send it to the BANK MANAGER OF ANGLO IRISH BANK LONDON for verification and then you will be directed On how you will have your winning cheque of £1,000,000.00 Pounds.

Please you are advised to complete the form and send it immediately to the BANK MANAGER OF ANGLO IRISH BANK LONDON through email or fax for prompt collection of your fund from the designated bank.

(CONTACT ANGLO IRISH BANK LONDON)

Name: Dr. Peter Markson.
Phone: (+44) 7011-128-820 or (+44) 7011-131-123
Fax: (00-44) 8709-741-653
E-mail: angloirishbank_info15@yahoo.co.uk

You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public especially your ticket number and ballot number. (This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained).

*Staff of Coca-Cola and the British American Tobacco Company are not to partake in this Promotion.

Accept my hearty congratulations once again!

Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Rose Hills

Another Fake Lottery

BRITISH ONLINE NOTIFICATION DESK. GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED!! BRITISH ONLINE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY IS REGISTERED UNDER THE DATA PROTECTION ACT OF; (Registration Z720633X). The British National Lottery P O Box 1010 3b Olympic Way, Sefton Business Park, Aintree, Liverpool , L30 1RD (Customer Services) Ref: UK/9420X2/68 Batch: 074/05/ZY369


WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw (#1004) of the BRITISH LOTTERY online Sweepstakes International program held on 30th of October 2006. It is now available for claims and you are getting the final NOTIFICATION as regards this.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 05, 06, 17, 20, 28, 42 ( Bonus 33) , which subsequently won you the lottery in the 1st category i.e match 5 plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of €1. Million Pounds,(one million,Pounds) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a total cash prize of £1000000 Million Pounds , shared amongst the(4)lucky winners in this category i.e Match 6 plus bonus.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weeklyPlease note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this,your €1. Million Pounds,(one million,Pounds ) will be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.

Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned!!!

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:

MR MAXWELL SMITH,
britishclaimdept01@rediffmail.com

*IMPORTANT* FILL OUT THIS WINNERS VERIFICATION FORM BELOW:

Your application for the claim of lottery winning prize will be duly processed and settlement made upon certification.Hence, carefully fill in the appropriate information in the space provided below for record purposes to facilitate our immediate commencement of your claims process. The completed form should be sent to your Fiduciary agent for immediate commencement of prize remittance.

PAYMENT MODE: OPTIONS
1.BANK TO BANK WIRE TRANSFER.
2.CERTIFIED CHEQUE MADE OUT IN YOUR NAME COURIERED TO YOU VIA OUR
AFFILIATE COURIER COMPANY AND WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOUR ADDRESS.

OFFICE USE ONLY
Verified by:________________
Confirmed by: ________________
FIDUCIARY AGENT SIGNATURE:________________

Congratulations from me and members of staff of THE BRITISH LOTTERY.
Yours faithfully,Stella Ellis(Mrs)
Online coordinator for THE BRITISH LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.

Confidentiality Notice:
Please note that this email, and any files that may be attached to it,he/her confidential and he/her intended for the sole use of the individual(s) or entity(ies) to which it/they he/her addressed. Any use,distribution,copying or disclosure by any other person or entity is strictly prohibited under applicable law(s). If you received this email in error,please notify the sender by return email and delete the original message (making sure it is also deleted from the Deleted Items folder of your mail client).Opinions, conclusions and other information in this message that do not relate to official business of BRITISH LOTTERY and insurance shall be understood to be neither given nor endorsed by BRITISH LOTTERY finance and insurance when addressed to comet finance and insurance clients; and any information contained in this email is subject to the terms and conditions of the governing client's contract(s).b

I reported on those idiots about a week ago, and they just sent me another. Check out the sign behind this *past winner*

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Today's Scams
Dear Sir/Madame

It is with mixed feelings that i communicate you through this medium
because am seeking a faithful, sincere and reliable foreigner who will
assist me in investing my late father's fortune in the amount of
US$15,745, 000.00.

This amount was originally deposited by our late father in a security
company in Ghana and just before my parents and two of my siblings were
killed by rebels in our family house in Sierra Leone, my father had
successfully lodged the money at the International Commercial Bank (ICB)
in Accra, Ghana.

I am the only survivors of our family. Before my fathers friend died who
is a diplomat, he successfully moved the funds through the assistance of
the foreign operations director of the ICB,transferred the amount from
ICB's pool account to that of Standard Chartered Bank In New York U.S.A.

I am therefore seeking your assstance to stand-in for us as our late
father's business partner and foreign investor, to claim this money from
the bank in New York as the beneficiary. You will also be required to
assist me in investing my own part of the money into viable business
ventures abroad and for all this am offering you 25% of the total funds as
reward.


If therefore, you can assure me of your sincerity, honesty and ability to
help me secure the release of this amount into your account /invest it, i
will give you the contact details an attorney who will make every
neccessary document available to enable you have total control of the
funds.

Please note that you stand no risk at all in assisting me to conclude this
transaction because the money is legitimately my family fortune.

Please if you are willing to help me, i will like you to furnish me with
your complete information, your complete house address, home telephone
number, fax number and mobile phone number.

Best Regards

Master William Bukare

Here's a new one. Never seen this approach before.

Fondazion Di Vittorio, ITALY http://www.fondazionedivittorio.it NOTIFICATION FOR CASH AID concern. The Foundazion di Vittorio, would like to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients of a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational, and business development. The Fondazione Di Vittorio, established 1977 by the Multi-Million groups and now supported by the Economic Community for West African States (ECOWAS), United Nations Organization (UNO) and the European Union (EU) was conceived with the objective of human growth, educational, and community development. To celebrate the 28th anniversary program, The Vittorio Foundation in conjunction with the Economic Community for West African States (ECOWAS), United Nations Organization (UNO) and the European Union (EU) is giving out a yearly donation of One Hundred Million United States Dollars. These specific Donations/Grants will be awarded to 100 lucky international recipients worldwide; in different categories for their personal business development and enhancement of their educational plans. At least 15% of the awarded funds should be used by you to develop a part of your environment. This is a yearly program, which is a measure of universal development strategy. The objective is to make a notable change in the standard of living of people all around the Universe (From America to Europe, Asia to Africa and all around). The Vittorio Foundation has been assured of highest organization standard courtesy of the United Nations. It is our belief that we can achieve a great positive change in the general welfare of the universe through this program. That is why the foundation is doing everything possible to get all recipients notified of their donation. Note that your country is not the only country that is benefiting from this donation. Beneficiaries have been chosen from countries from all continents. The idea of this donation is that within ten years from now, there will be notable richness among many unusual people around the world. This will give many people the opportunity to get their lives to a stage where they had always wanted. Kindly note that you will only be chosen to receive the donation once, which means that subsequent yearly donation will not get to you again. Take time and thought in spending the donation wisely on something that will last you a long time. Recipients are only eligible to be awarded this donation once. Based on the random selection exercise of internet websites and millions of supermarket cash invoices worldwide, you were selected among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of US$1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars) as charity donations/aid from the Vittorio Foundation, ECOWAS, EU and the UNO in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament. (Note that all beneficiaries email addresses were selected randomly from over 100,000 internet websites or a shop's cash invoice around your area in which you might have purchased something from). You are required to contact the Executive Secretary below for qualification documentation and processing of your claims. After contacting our office, you will be given your donation pin number, which you will use in collecting the funds. Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (N-222-6747, E-900-56) in all discussions.

Executive Secretary- Mr Barbato Nicola
Email:barbatonicola4@yahoo.it

Please note that these donations/Grants are strictly administered by
European Union (EU), Economic community for West African States
(ECOWAS)," under delegated powers from the United Nations Organization
(UNO).
You are by all means hereby advised to keep this whole information
confidential until you have been able to collect your donation, as
there
have been many cases of double and unqualified claim, due to
beneficiaries
informing third parties about his/her donation.
Finally, all funds should be claimed by their respective beneficiaries,
no later than15 days after notification. Failure to do so will mean
cancellation of that beneficiary and its donation will then be reserved
for next year?s recipients. On behalf of the Board kindly, accept our
warmest congratulations.

From: Mrs Zainab Sharif Ahmed Demak Laut street, 93050 Kuching,Sarawak Malaysia.

Dear Friend,

I am the above named person but now undergoing medical treatment now.
I am married to Sheik Sharif Ahmed who worked with South Africa Embassy in
Malaysia for nine years before he died in the year 2000. We were married for
eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for
only four days. Before his death we were both are Muslims.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside
my matrimonial home which my prinsple is against.When my late husband was
alive he deposited the sum of $5.3Million (Five Million three hundred
thousand U.S.Dollars) with one Security Finance Company in Europe.

Presently, this money is still with the Security Finance Company .

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three
months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to any Islamic or
better still an muslim individual that will utilize this money the way I am
going to instruct here in.

I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the
Dubai,Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I
cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close
one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity
organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to
themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be
contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one
knows of is the one that is with the Security Finance Company.
I want a muslam or individual that will use this to fund Islamic orphanages
and widows propagating the word of Allah and to ensure that the house of
Allah is maintained.

I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit
this money USD$5.3M and my husband relatives are not Muslam. and I don't
want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers.

I don't want a situation where these money USD$5.3M will be used in
an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not
afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be
in the bossom of the Allah the almight.

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of
my health,and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me
always who are not muslam. I don't want them to know about this development.

With Allah all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply
I shall give you the contact of the Security Finance Company abroad. I will
also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original
beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the Islamic to always pray for me
because the Allah is my shephard.
Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your
reply will give me room in sourcing for a muslam or Islamic individual for
this same purpose.

l will require your Personal Phone number and if possible your
Residential address to include in the Power of Attorney that my lawyer will
prepare in your name as the Beneficiary that will empower you to act on my
behalf when you contact the Security Finance Company to receive the money
USD$5.3M on my behalf.
The Holy Quran emphasizes so much on Allah's benevolence and this
has encourage me to take the bold step.I took this decision because of my
faith towards Allah ,and with Allah every things are possible.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here in.

Hoping to hear from you.
Allah be with you
Mrs. Zainab Sharif Ahmed

Today's Fake Lottery

FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

ATTN: SIR/MADAM,

FINAL NOTICE OF AWARD NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement
today, 4th of November 2006. of winners of the INTERNATIONAL
NATIONAL LOTTERY SOUTH AFRICA/INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS,
held on 1st november 2006 as part of our promotional
draws.Participants were selected through a computer ballot
system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of
Individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia,
Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New
Zealand as part of our electronic business Promotions
Program. You qualified for the draw as a result of you
Visiting Various websites we are running the
e-business promotions for You/Your Company, attached to ticket number
100-309-7482, with serial number 513-10 drew the lucky
Numbers 5, 9, 12, 29, 40, 59, 76, and consequently won
in the Second Category. You have therefore been
Approved for a lump sum pay out of US$2,950,000.00 in
cash, which is the winning payout for Second category
Winners. This is from the total prize money of
US$13,650,000.00 shared among the Seven international
winners in the Second category.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Your fund is now deposited with the INTERNATIONAL
NATIONAL LOTTERY insured in your name. Due to the mix up of
some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this
award strictly from public notice until your claim has
been processed and your money remitted to your
account. This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this
program. We hope with a part of your prize, you will
participate in our mid year (2007) high stakes US$1.3
billion International National Lottery. To begin your claim,
please contact the directors of claims department .
immediately;

MR SUNTO JUDE
INTERNATIONAL NATIONAL LOTTERY CLAIM DEPARTMENT,
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA
EMAIL:sjconsult@safe-mail.net phone 27760878758


For due processing and remittance of your prize money
to a designated account of your choice. Remember, you
must contact the directors of claims department not
later than 25th of november 2006. After this date, all funds
will be returned as unclaimed.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, please remember to quote your reference
and batch numbers provided below in every one of your
correspondences with. You are also advised to contact
the directors of claims department .
REFERENCE NUMBER: FLS-ZR39-825P-4
BATCH NUMBER: 74-263-BBN

Congratulations once again from all our staff and
thank you for being part of our promotions program.

Sincerely,
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL NATIONAL LOTTERY SOUTH AFRICA.
30 CLIFF AVE. FOURWAYS, 1762
JOHANNESBURG,
SOUTH AFRICA.

N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the
winners will result to disqualification.PLS CONTACT MR
SUNTO JUDE,IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS NOTIFICATION,
FOR DETAIL CLARIFICATION, On[sjconsult@safe-mail.net}

PHONE NUMBER- 27760878758.

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November 01, 2006
Another Fake U.K. Lottery

Please dont ask me how you can collect your money on this... This lottery does not exist!

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS:
P O Box 1010 Liverpool,
L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
FROM: UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY.
WINNING NOTICE FOR CATEGORY "A" WINNER
BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION

Dear Lucky Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded
annualfinal draws of UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY international
Lottery programs. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an
exclusive list of 21,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate
bodies
picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the
internet, no tickets were sold. After this automated computer ballot,
your e-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A"
with the following winning information:

REF No: UKNL-L/200-26937
BATCH No: 2005MJL-01
TICKET No: 20511465463-7644
SERIAL No: S/N-00168
LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83

You as well as the other winner are therefore to receive a cash prize
of £3,987,470. Pounds (Three million nine hundred and eighty seven
thousand,four hundred and seventy pounds sterling) each from the total
payout.Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and
will betransferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory
obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report.

To begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised
to contact our licensed and accredited claims agent for category "A"
winners with theinformation below:
To file for your claim, please contact the processing agent;

Richard Beacham

TEL:+447011127600
+447011127602

Email: mail@ukclaimsoffice.vossnet.co.uk
Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence. You
are to keep all lotto information away from the general public
especially your reference and ticket numbers. (This is important as a
case of double claims will not be entertained). Anybody under the age
of 17 and members of the affiliate agencies are automatically not
allowed to participate in
this program.

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Another Scumbag using God's name to steal...

You guys all know how much I hate this type, so nothing else needs be said...

Hello My Friend FROM MRS ALICE CREEK alicecreekworld@netscape.net

Dear Good Friend.

I greet you in the name of the Lord. I am Mrs.
Alice Creek from Solomon Islands.

I am married to Late Mr.John W.
Creek who worked with MULTINATIONAL OIL COMPANY EXXON AS A DRILLING RIG
SUPPLIER in KUWAIT for nine years before he died on the 15th August
2005. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a
brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Ever before his death
we were both born again Christians and have sown into many ministries.
Since his death I decided not to remarry, but feeling quite lonely if
not the Lord who has been my partner and comforter.

When my late
husband was alive he Deposited the sum of Eight Million Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars ($8,500,000.00) with a Finance/Security
Firm In Europe and this fund is presently with the finance firm
awaiting my disbursement as beneficiary and next of kin to the funds.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight
months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition I decided to
donate this fund to a church,organization or good person that will
utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want a
church,mosque,organization or good person that will use this funds to
help the orphans, widows and other people that need financial
assistance.Using part of this money to provide facilities for God,s
work, taking the gospel to greater height is my major reason of
donating this funds out. The Bible made us to understand that"Blessed
is the hand that giveth". l took this decision because I don't have any
child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not
Christians and it had been their wish to see my husband dead in order
that they might inherit his wealth since we have no son.

These
people are therefore not worthy of this inheritance as they have
squandered much of my husbands hard earned money already. This is why I
am taking this decision. Meanwhile I am not afraid of death hence I
know where I am going. It is only a sinner who's death is painful. I
don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my
health and also the presence of my husband's relatives around me
always. I don't want them to know about this development and l know
that With God all things are possible.

As soon as I receive your
reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/Security Firm in
Europe . I will also issue a letter of authorization to the firm that
will prove you the present beneficiary of this money.

I also want
you to always uplift me in prayer. My happiness is that I lived a life
of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve
him in truth and faith, "serving him with all you have, knowing that
naked we come and naked we must go"

Contact me on my very
confidential email address below and any delay in your reply will give
me room in sourcing another good person, church, organization for this
same purpose.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I
Stated herein as i have prayed and fasted on this already. Hoping to
receive your response immediately.

Thanks and Remain blessed in the
Lord.

Your Sister in Christ. Mrs Alice Creek

Please reply to my
very confidential email address below:
alicecreekworld@netscape.net

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October 30, 2006
What a moron!

This idiot is likely double dipping! His email comes with the subject: UK National Lottery, but what follows is a plain old fashioned 419 Scam email. More than likely the dummy was sending out both, and forgot to change the subject. It is staggering how stupid these people are, but even more how stupid their victims are.

UK National Lottery


Dear Sir/Madame

It is with mixed feelings that i communicate you through this medium
because am seeking a faithful, sincere and reliable foreigner who will
assist me in investing my late father's fortune in the amount of US$15,
745, 000.00.

This amount was originally deposited by our late father in a security
company in Ghana and just before my parents and two of my siblings were
killed by rebels in our family house in Sierra Leone, my father had
successfully lodged the money at the security
company in Accra, Ghana.

am the only survivors of our family. I am therefore seeking your assstance
to stand-in me as my late father's business partner and foreign investor,
to claim this money from the security company as the beneficiary. You will
also be required to assist us in investing our own part of the money
into viable business ventures abroad and for all this we are offering you
25% of the total funds as reward.


If therefore, you can assure me of your sincerity, honesty and ability to
help me secure the release of this amount/invest it, i will give you the
contact details of an attorney so he will present you as the beneficiary
to the funds while processing actual release of it on your behalf.

Please note that you stand no risk at all in assisting me to conclude this
transaction because the money is legitimately our family fortune. And also,
I will like you to furnish me with your complete information so that we can
be able to communicate

Selinda Sankoh

Here is another one:


YOUR URGENT CONSENT IS NEEDED!!!

FROM:BANK GIRO LOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
FILE REF:HL/5564/40/07
BATCH: 11/834/5PDH /EU

OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION:

DEAR WINNER:

This might seem as surprise to you but please find time to read it
carefully while We congratulate you over your success
in the following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by the Bank giro
loterij corporation,in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products,(F.P.S.), held on the 17th
of October 2006, in Amsterdam The Netherlands.

wherein your electrononic email address emerged as one of the online
winning email in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash award of 800,000.00Euros (Eight hundred thousand Euros only).

Our winners are arranged into four categories with different winning prizes accordingly in each category.They are arranged
in this format below:

CATEGORY NO.OF WINNERS WINNING PRIZES
1st. 6 1,350,000:00euros each
2nd. 20 800,000:00euros each
3rd. 45 470,000:00euros each
4th. 75 170,000:00euros each


We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately upon
receipt of this message for more information concerning the verification, processing and eventual payment of the
above prize to you.

It is important to note that your award information was released with the following particulars
attached to it.
(1) Award numbers: NL 56/7765
(2) Email ticket numbers: NL553/26/96
(3) Batch numbers: 11/834/5PDH /EU
(4) The file reference numbers: HL/5564/40/07

For verification purpose be sure to include:
(1) Your mailing address.
(2) Your telephone numbers.
(3) Your country.


To file for your claim,Please contact your Validating Officer for VALIDATION of your winning within Twenty-nine working days of this winning notification.Winnings that are not validated within Twenty-nine working days of winning notification are termed void and invalid. You are required to mention the above particulars
of your award in every correspondence to enable him validate your winning.
CONTACT:

FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER
Name MR. ROY HANS.
BANK GIRO LOTERIJ SECURITY DEPARTMENT.
Tel:+31-620-886-437;Fax:+31-84-7558-575.
E-mail:lotteryagencynl@aim.com

The Bank giro loterij Awards is sponsored by a consortium of software promotion companies. The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell
Computers, Microsoft and other international companies. The Bank giro loterij internet draw is held periodically and is
so organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.

Please note, you will be require to pay for the issuance of your winning certificate only. The certificate is your legal prove/guarantee which will be submitted to the bank for the remittance of your fund.
Once again on behalf of all our staff,
Unvalidated winnings after Twenty-nine days of winning notification will be termed invalid and void.

Congratulations from me and members of staff of

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Yours faithfully,

Joyce Van Ken (Mrs)
BANK GIRO E-MAIL LOTERIJ PROMOTION COORDINATOR.


And a new identity theft scam:

You won a vacation for two with Paypal !!!


Dear Paypal member,

Frommers.com in association with Paypal is sending one lucky winner and a guest to Paris!

Spend four nights in the City of Light enjoying classic sites like the Eiffel Tour,

the Champs-Elysees and atmospheric cafes, as well as recent daring additions like the Grande Arche de La Defense,

the Cite des Sciences et de l'Industrie, the Cite de la Musique, and the Bibliotheque Francois-Mitterrand.

To Discover Paris you must fill in all the required fields

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October 29, 2006
Today's Fake Lottery idiots

Eh.... Pepsi does not have a lottery people, at least not one run by a bunch of Nigerian idiots using free email accounts:


We are happy to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws held on the 1st of Sept, 2006 PEPSI Company Worldwide Promotion, your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won $1,000,000 ,00. Each on the PEPSI Company.

However the results were released on the 25th of Sept, 2006 and your email was attached to ticket number (PSPPR2006) and ballot number (BN: 225182006/20) The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random
computer search from the internet. However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.


The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.

This Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

In other to claim your $1,000,000.00 prize winning which has been deposited in one of our paying Finance and Trust Bank. However, you will have to fill the form
below and send it to the Promotion manager of The PEPSI Company for verification and then you will be directed to the bank where a cheque of $1,000,000.00 has already been deposited in your favor.

Yep, this one is fake too:

The National Lottery P.O.Box 17, Kempsford GL7 4WZ London. UNITED KINGDOM (Customer Services) Date:29th of october 2006

FROM: BRITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY
TICKET NUMBER: 74454774
SERIAL NUMBER: 144-66584
BATCH NUMBER : BT-4478474121P

AWARD FINAL NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw (#999) of the UK NATIONAL
LOTTERY,online
Sweepstakes International program held on the 27th of october 2006. You
were
entered as dependent clients with: Reference SERIAL NUMBER:
144-66584 and Batch number BT-4478474121P.

Your email address attached to the ticket number: 74454774 that drew
the lucky winning numbers:


Bonus Ball [38] which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd
category
i.e match 5 plus bonus. You have been approved for a payment of
500,000.00 POUNDS (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND Pounds Sterling.) in cash
credited
to file
reference number:UKL/K5598/U4.This is from a total cash prize of
five million pounds shared among the ten international winners in first
categories.


All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from 50,000 (Fifty thousand) names of email users around the world, as
part of our international promotion program. Due to mixed up of some
names and addresses,we ask that you keep this award personal, till your
claims has been processed and your funds remitted to you.This is part
of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking
advantage of the situation by other participants or impersonators,You
are to contact our accredited agent for your winnings.
Mr.Michael West.
BRITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY CLAIMS AGENT.
BRITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY SECURITY AGENCY
E-mail: michael47_claims@yahoo.co.uk
Phone :+447024070098
He is your agent, and responsible for the processing and transfer of
your winnings to you. YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS Z-90237-Y°67/U4
(keep personal) Remember, your winnings must be claimed not later than
(10th of November 2006).

Our Lottery agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate
the
release of your funds as soon as you contact him. You may wish to
establish
contact via e-mail with the particulars presented above citing the
batch and
reference numbers to this letter.
Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and
press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so
desire. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of
confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems
associated with fraudulent claims. This is part of our precautionary
measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.

Goodluck from me and members of staff of the BRITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Yours faithfully,
Lou Stradd
Online coordinator for BRITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.
Copyright © 1994-2006 The British National Lottery Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guidelines

And this one....

EMIRATES PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKES, 406 Bury New Rd, Whitefield, Manchester M45 7SX United Kingdom.

Ref: EAASL/9410YI/02
Batch: 12/25/0034

Lucky Winner,


BONUS PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION.


We happily announce to you the draws of the Emirates promotion International program in conjunction with the National Organizing Committee of the 2006/2007 Barclays English Premier League, held on the 19th of August, 2006 in London. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 564-75600545-188 with Serial number 5388/02 drew the lucky numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7, which subsequently won you the lottery prize in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of GBP £1,000,000.00 (One million Great Britain pounds) in cash credited to file C/9080118308/02. This is from a total cash prize of GBP£15,000,000.00 (Fifteen Million Great Britain Pounds) contributed by the major sponsors of the games which include Emirates Air, Vodafone, Adidas, Hyundai, Fuji Film, MasterCard, Gillette, Coca-Cola, Toshiba, and a host of others, to be shared amongst the first fifteen (15) lucky winners in this category.

Please note that your lucky winning numbers falls within our European booklet representative office in UK as indicated in our play coupon. In view of this, your GBP£1,000,000.00 (One million Great Britain pounds) would be released to you by our affiliate agent payment center in London.

Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with him. All participants were selected randomly (Electronically) from the 'World Wide Web' site through a computer ballot system and extracted from over 100,000 company and 500,000 individual e-mail addresses. This promotion takes place annually.


For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money transferred to a designated bank account of your choice. This is a part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements. Please be warned.

ELIGIBILITY:
This promotion is offered electronically via the Internet and is open to all persons from age 18 years and above with a valid email address. Principals and employees of the Emirates International Promo and its respective Parents, subsidiaries and their immediate families are not eligible.

CLAIMS PROCEDURES:
It is our standard practice to allocate accredited agents for the processing of claims application. Thus our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds to you. To begin your claims therefore, you are advised as a matter of urgency, to contact the under listed licensed and accredited claims agent for the processing of your prize award winning, therefore all protocols laid down by them must be followed to facilitate your claims. You are however advised to establish contact via e-mail with the particulars presented below:

OVERSEAS CLAIMS UNIT.
Contact Person: Mr. James Kelvin
Email: overseasclaimsunit@gawab.com

Phone: +44-704-011-0338
+44-701-112 7979
+44-701-112-7500
Fax #:+44-709-286-3046

Note that all claim process and clearance procedures must be duly completed early to avoid impersonation arising to the issue of double claim. To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with us or our designated agent.

Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program. Thank you for being part of our promotional program.

NB: PLEASE SEE THAT YOU QUOTE YOUR REF AND BATCH NUMBERS IN YOUR CORRESPONDENCE TO YOUR CLAIMS AGENT.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Smith Carpenter.

AFRO-ASIAN Zonal Coordinator.
Emirates promotion International

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This is the Cheesiest... Stupidest ...Lottery Scam I have seen!

There is no Microsoft Lottery. And If there was one, I can promise you, it would be a lot more professional than what these monkeys have put together!

Dowload and look at the PDF, it is like something my eight year old would put together. Look at the photos on the bottom that says past winners. Notice something strange??? Like one of them standing in front of a sign that says "Michigan Lottery?" What a bunch of idiots. Also note little things like the fact that the email does not come from a Microsoft Corporate address, or even one based in the UK, but a German Freemail account? Anyone stupid enough to give these people even an answer to their email, deserves to get ripped off.


FROM: THE DESK OF THE E-MAIL PROMOTIONS MANAGER INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPARTMENT, MICROSOFT CORPORATION WORD LOTTERY
UNITED KINGDOM.61-70 Southampton Row,
Bloomsbury London United Kingdom WC1B 4AR.

REFERENCE NO: MSW-L/200-26937
BATCH NO: 2005SEPTL#22
WINNER NO: 5

ELECTRONIC MAIL AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION
AWARD PRESENTATION CENTER: UNITED KINGDOM

DEAR WINNER,

MICROSOFT COOPERATION MANAGEMENT WORLDWIDE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU ARE A WINNER OF OUR ANNUAL MS-WORD LOTTO LOTTERY CONDUCTED IN EUROPE BEING THE HOST OF THE EVENT FOR THIS PRESENT YEAR MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNING PROGRAMS HELD ON
25th.sept 2006.

YOUR PERSONAL E-MAIL ADDRESS OR COMPANY EMAIL WAS ATTACHED TO SEPTEMBER MSWLL. WITH SERIAL NUMBER S/N-00168 DREW THE LUCKY NUMBERS 887-13-865-37-10-83, AND CONSEQUENTLY WON IN THE FIRST LOTTERY CATEGORY. YOU HAVE THEREFORE BEEN APPROVED FOR LUMP SUMS OF $ 1,000,000 (USD ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) PAYABLE IN CASH CREDITED TO FILE REF NO: MSW-L/200-26937 THIS IS FROM TOTAL PRIZE MONEY OF $ 25,000,000 USD, SHARED AMONG THE TWENTY-FIVE (25) LUCKY INTERNATIONAL WINNERS IN FIRST AND SECOND CATEGORY.

ALL PARTICIPANTS WERE SELECTED FROM WORLDWIDE WEBSITES ESPECIALLY YAHOO MAIL THROUGH OUR MICROSOFT COMPUTER BALLOT SYSTEM DRAWN FROM 21,000 NAMES, 3,000 NAMES FROM EACH CONTINENT (CANADA, ASIA, AUSTRALIA, UNITED STATE, EUROPE, MIDDLE EAST, AFRICA AND OCEANIA, AS PART OF INTERNATIONAL "E-MAIL" PROMOTIONS PROGRAM, WHICH IS CONDUCTED ANNUALLY FOR OUR PROMINENT MS -WORD USERS ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND TO ENCOURAGE THE USE OF INTERNET AND COMPUTERS WORLDWIDE.
YOUR FUND (CERTIFIED CHEQUE) HAS BEEN INSURED WITH YOUR REF NO: MSW-L/200-26937 AND WILL BE READY FOR DELIVERY. IT WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOU BY ONE OF OUR CLAIM AGENT IN CHARGE OF YOUR ZONE (MR. MIKE LONGMAN). YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS SHOULD BE USED IN ALL CORRESPONDENCE WITH YOUR CLAIMS OFFICER, PLEASE NOTE THAT, YOU ARE TO CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS OFFICER VIA EMAIL AND PHONE AS WE ARE PROMOTING THE USE OF E-MAIL. ALSO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL HIM TO CONFIRM YOUR WINNINGS AND GOVERNMENT TAX PAYMENT THAT IS ALL, AS HE WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH THE NECESSARY DETAILS ON HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE.

AS PART OF OUR SECURITY PROTOCOL YOU ARE TO QUOTE THIS SECURITY CODE MSW/FEB/XX06 TO YOUR CLAIMING AGENT. THIS IS TO PREVENT SCAM .
PRIZE CLAIM
OCEANIC SEGUROS MADRID ESPAÑA S.A
AVENIDA DE TORES 15,28006
CLAIMS AGENT OFFICER CONTACT IS:
E-MAIL: oceanicseguros@aim.com
TEL: + 34-663-772-872
FAX: + 34-911-849-893
MR. MIKE LONGMAN
CLAIMS AGENT

REMEMBER, ALL PRIZE MONEY MUST BE CLAIMED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. ALL FUNDS NOT CLAIMED ON OR BEFORE THE FIXED DATE WILL BE RETURNED AS UNCLAIMED AND DONATED TO CHARITY ORGANIZATION IN AFRICA.

NOTE: IN ORDER TO AVOID MISTAKES, PLEASE REMEMBER TO QUOTE YOUR REFERENCE AND BATCH NUMBERS AND YOUR SECURITY CODE OF MSW/FEB/XX06 IN ALL CORRESPONDENCES WITH YOUR CLAIMS OFFICER. DO NOT REPLY ANY OTHER MAILS LIKE THIS ON NET, AS THEY ARE A LOT OF SCAM ARTIST OUT THERE PRETENDING TO BE US. YOU MAY SEE MAILS LIKE THIS DO NOT REPLY. DO CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS OFFICER
MR. MIKE LONGMAN
. AT ONCE YOU WILL BE ASKED TO PROVIDE SOME DETAILS TO ENABLE THE OFFICE PROCEED WITH YOUR WINNING CERTIFICATE AND FILE KEEPING.

CONGRATULATIONS, ONCE MORE FROM THE ENTIRE MANAGEMENT AND STAFF OF MICROSOFT COOPERATION TO ALL OUR LUCKY WINNERS THIS YEAR. THANK YOU FOR BEING PART OF THIS PROMOTIONAL LOTTERY PROGRAM. OUR SPECIAL THANKS AND GRATITUDE TO BILL GATE OF MICROSOFT AND ALL HIS ASSOCIATES FOR ALLEVIATING POVERTY ROUND THE WORLD.
SINCERELY,

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How many people....

Are dumb enough to actually call these morons?

Good Day

Please this is immportant and very urgent i have a urgent transaction of $36.3million usd to transfer to your account.
I am Dr Walter Akuve the director in charge of Auditing and Accounting section of Financial Bank Benin, in West Africa,and also a special account officer of Mr. Ahmed Yousuf Mustapha, a Lebanese.

Mr. Ahmed Yousuf Mustapha has a fixed deposit account with our bank and no other person knows about this account.You will read more stories about the crash on visiting this website:www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/

If this proposal is acceptable to you, then call me on+22993410871 urgent and kindly email your full data to me at Email: (drakuvewalter@yahoo.co.uk)Thank you for your herening to this transaction.
I hope to hear from you soon.
Best Regard
Dr Walter Akuve

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October 27, 2006
Today's idiot Mugu

I am pretty sure I have seen this one before, or a variation on it. Dear Beloved = Dear idiot, I have come to steal your money through my advance fee scheme!

Dear Beloved, Due to the sudden death of my husband General Abacha the former head of state of Nigeria in June 1998, I have been thrown into a state of hopelessness by the present administration. I havelost confidence with anybody within my country.I got your contacts through personal research,and had to reach you through this medium. I will give you more details when you reply. Due to security network placed on my daily affairs I cant visit the embassy so that is why I have contacted you.

My husband deposited $12.6million dollars with a security firm abroad whose name is witheld for now till we communicate. I will be happy if you can receive this funds and keep it safe I assure you something tangible for your assistance. I will need your tel/ mobile numbers so that we can commence communication.I await your urgent response.You can contact me through my private email on ( hajai_mariam@yahoo.gr ).
Sincerely yours,Hajia Mariam.

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October 26, 2006
Another Religious Thief!

You guys know how I feel about this kind of 419 Scammer. There will no doubt be a special place in hell for them.

Dear BELOVED IN GOD/ALLAH Greetings, I am MOTHER MARY BERTH ,a widow to Late Engr. MACK BERTH. A DEVOTED CHRISTIAN,I am 64 years old suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than Six months according to my doctors. This is because the damage the cancer has done to me is very bad . My late husband and i during the period of our blissful marriage we couldn't produce any child of our own. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. The doctor has advised me that I may not live for more than Six months but I believe God for a miracle and that it is only by the power of God that can determine my life span so I now decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of the less privileged, motherless babies homes, poor peoples home churches and mosque in Africa, America, Asia and Europe. I selected you after visiting the website and I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of $14.000,000.00 Million U.S Dollars to you for the lessprivileged. Please I want you to note that, this fund is lying in a security Firm and upon my instruction, you will have a change of ownership of the money in your name which myself and my attorney will confirmed you right. you can also send me an email to my private mail box.(helpmothermary0@yahoo.co.uk) Lastly, I honestly pray that this money when released to you, will be used for the said purpose, and not other wise .if you are interested, kindly contact my lawyer Barrister Brian lukas through his email: (brianlukaschambers@hotmail.de) May God be with you and your family. I await your response to my lawyer at once. Regards and God Bless. Mother Mary Berth
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Today's Scams

I posted this monkey's scam mail yesterday, but obviously he does not read....

Hello I received your email.Yes,Glory left a draft cheque of $800,000.00, which he instructed me to send to you when you need it.the parcel need to be registered before delivery, the register of the parcel will cause you some of ($95)ninty five usa dollar ok.so you have to send money and your parcel will be delivery to you within 48hours. you can send the money through the information below. 1.Receiver name..... Aghanti Ikechukwu Julius. 2.City/Country..... Cotonou - Benin Republic. 3.Test question.... Creator? 4.Answer.... Almighty God 5.Amount: $95.00, You can send the money through western union After you send the money, you can foward the information to me.

Dr Sam Williams

Today we got several new fake lotteries:

YOU HAVE WON!! FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONAL LOTTERY COORDINATOR, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/ PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT. KROPAAR STRAAT 34, 1032LA, AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS Ref. Number: NM/BC64367/KY23 Batch Number: NM/34w45/WOP Dear winner, We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 24th october 2006,Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 1942896-9032 which drew lucky numbers 11-0-17-31-60- 75-9 which consequently won in the 1st category, Therefore,you have been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1,500,000.00 Euros (One Million Five Hundred Thousand Euros)

This is from a total cash prize of 3 Million Euros,shared amongst the First Three lucky winners in
this category.All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer
draw system and extracted from over 25,000 company email addresses and 30,000,000 Individual email
addresses from Australia, New Zealand, America,Europe,North America and Asia as part of
International Promotions Program.Europe Klassenlotterie wish to be grateful to sponsors
who made this year's program a reality (Sponsors//www.25peaces.at) Revenue for this programme is
derived from the financing from major multinational firms cut across the European community.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our Netherlands booklet representative
office.In view of this,your One Million Five Hundred Thousand Euros) ould be released to you by
our
payment office in Europe. Our Netherlands agent will immediately commence the
process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.For security reasons,
you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and
your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.
This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of
this program by some unscrupulous elements.Please be warned To file
for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:

Mr. Alfred Riemen
Claims processing manager
EUROPW LOTTO PLUS
Email:financetrust@aim.com
Tel: +31-620-874-831
Fax: +31-84-759-1591 2028

mmediately to process your winning which will
not take more than 10 working days from today.
Congratulations once more,Rebecca Folly Info.
Dir.11 NB:Kindly indicate your Ticket No in your
reply.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Alfred Riemen
Lottery Coordinator
Europw Lottery Program.
www.geocities.com/macdon00001/DON2.txt?

ROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR: BELKIN AID INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPT WINNING NOTIFICATION FOR CATEGORY "A" WINNER ONLY

ATTENTION!


We are pleased to inform you of the result of the last final annual draw of
our GRANT INTERNATIONAL Programs. The online cyber GRANT draws was
conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000,000 e-mail addresses of
individuals and corporate institutions,picked by an advanced automated
random computer search from the internet. No tickets were sold.

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as a
winner in the category "A" with the following numbers attached Qualification
Number: (NL-7721-02 BLKN-060)

You are therefore to receive a cash prize of 1,500,000.00. (One Million
Five Hundred Thousand Euros)from the total payout.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be
transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations,
verifications, validations and satisfactory report. To file in for the
processing of your prize winnings, you are advised to contact our Certified
and Accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the information
below:

Name: Pablo Ventura
Email: enquiries@belkin-nl.com
Tel : +31 644961326
Fax: +31 847593188

You are advised to provide him with the following information:

1. Given Name (As Stated in your ID)
2. Telephone/Fax number:
3. Nationality:
4. Age:

NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than 14 days; thereafter
unclaimed funds would be included in the next stake. Remember to quote your
reference information in all correspondence.

You are to keep all Grant information confidential, especially your
reference and ticket numbers. (This is important as a case of double claim
will not be tolerated).
Members of affiliated agencies are PROHIBITED from participating in this
program.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address, do inform our agent as
soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being
part of our
Promotional Program.

regards,

Mrs.Deborah Jones
Grant Coordinator.
Belkin Aid,
Amsterdam,Netherlands.

This email may contain confidential and/or privileged information.
The information is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity
named above. If you are not the intended recipient, be aware that any
disclosure, copying, distribution or use of the contents is prohibited. If
you have received this electronic transmission in error, please notify the
sender by telephone or return email and delete the material from your
computer.

EMIRATES PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKES, 406 Bury New Rd, Whitefield, Manchester M45 7SX United Kingdom.

Ref: EAASL/9410YI/02
Batch: 12/25/0034

Lucky Winner,


BONUS PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION.


We happily announce to you the draws of the Emirates promotion International program in conjunction with the National Organizing Committee of the 2006/2007 Barclays English Premier League, held on the 19th of August, 2006 in London. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 564-75600545-188 with Serial number 5388/02 drew the lucky numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7, which subsequently won you the lottery prize in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of GBP £1,000,000.00 (One million Great Britain pounds) in cash credited to file C/9080118308/02. This is from a total cash prize of GBP£15,000,000.00 (Fifteen Million Great Britain Pounds) contributed by the major sponsors of the games which include Emirates Air, Vodafone, Adidas, Hyundai, Fuji Film, MasterCard, Gillette, Coca-Cola, Toshiba, and a host of others, to be shared amongst the first fifteen (15) lucky winners in this category.

Please note that your lucky winning numbers falls within our European booklet representative office in UK as indicated in our play coupon. In view of this, your GBP£1,000,000.00 (One million Great Britain pounds) would be released to you by our affiliate agent payment center in London.

Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with him. All participants were selected randomly (Electronically) from the 'World Wide Web' site through a computer ballot system and extracted from over 100,000 company and 500,000 individual e-mail addresses. This promotion takes place annually.


For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money transferred to a designated bank account of your choice. This is a part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements. Please be warned.

ELIGIBILITY:
This promotion is offered electronically via the Internet and is open to all persons from age 18 years and above with a valid email address. Principals and employees of the Emirates International Promo and its respective Parents, subsidiaries and their immediate families are not eligible.

CLAIMS PROCEDURES:
It is our standard practice to allocate accredited agents for the processing of claims application. Thus our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds to you. To begin your claims therefore, you are advised as a matter of urgency, to contact the under listed licensed and accredited claims agent for the processing of your prize award winning, therefore all protocols laid down by them must be followed to facilitate your claims. You are however advised to establish contact via e-mail with the particulars presented below:

OVERSEAS CLAIMS UNIT.
Contact Person: Mr. James Kelvin
Email: contactfiduciaryaent4@inmail24.com

overseasclaimsunit04@hotmail.co.uk

Phone: +44-701-112-1887
Fax #:+44-709-286-3046

Note that all claim process and clearance procedures must be duly completed early to avoid impersonation arising to the issue of double claim. To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with us or our designated agent.

Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program. Thank you for being part of our promotional program.

NB: PLEASE SEE THAT YOU QUOTE YOUR REF AND BATCH NUMBERS IN YOUR CORRESPONDENCE TO YOUR CLAIMS AGENT.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Smith Carpenter.

AFRO-ASIAN Zonal Coordinator.
Emirates promotion International

FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

Attn: Lucky Winner,

WINNING NOTIFICATION FOR CATEGORY "A" WINNER ONLY

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the last final annual draw of
our Lottery International Programs.

The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of
82,000,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an
advanced automated random computer search from the internet. No tickets
were sold.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as a
winner in the category "A" with the following numbers attached Ref Number:
ANA 6611 SX10001, Batch Number: 77586858577/5NL/2006 and Ticket Number:
555673577 /870701 you are therefore to receive a cash prize of
$2,500,000.00 (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)
from the total payout.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!.Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail
address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements,
statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory
report.To file in for the processing of your prize winnings, you are advised
to
contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "A" winners
with the information below:

Name: Benedict Van-Marksman
Email: interfinclaim@aim.com
Email: interfinclaims@europe.com
Phone: +31-619-731-072
Fax: +31-84-738-0901

You are advice to provide him with the following information:
Names:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:

NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than 14 days, thereafter
unclaimed funds would be included in the next stake. Remember to quote your
reference information in all correspondence.You are to keep all lotto
information confidential, especially your
reference and ticket numbers. (This is important as a case of double claims
will not be entertained

Members of the affiliate agencies are automatically not allowed to
participate in this program.Furthermore, should there be any change of
address do inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being
part of our promotional program.

Yours Faithfully,
Walter Jones.
Lottery Coordinator

EMAIL LOTERIA AWARD 2006. Pol.Lasao, Area Anardi155, 28090 Madrid. Spain Branch. Ref. Nº: ES/007/05/12/MAD. Batch. Nº: GHT/2907/333/05.

YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS WON THE LOTTERY.
Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the
Second Category draws of EURO MILLION LOTTERY. We are happy to inform
you that you have emerged as a winner under the Second Category, which
is part of our promotional draws. The draws are being officially
announced on the 20th October 2006.
Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa,
America, Asia, Australia, Europe, Middle East, and Oceania as part of
our International Promotions Program.Your e-mail address, attached to
ticket number (45407), with serial number 65211 and lucky numbers
3-18-40-40-76 consequently won in the Second Category. You have
thereforebeen awarded a lump sum of EUR 667,248.26. (Six Hundred And
Sixty
Seven Thousand, Two Hundred and Forty Eight Euros, Twenty Six Cents),
which is the winning payout for the second Category winners.
please send your Full Name, Home and Office Tel & Fax Number, Mobile Tel
Number and your winning ticket number, reference numbers and
amount won information for processing of your winning fund to our registered
claim agent in address below:

Merit Trust Agency
Michel Hernandez.
E-mail: merittrustag@aim.com


All winning must be claimed not later than 20th November, 2006. Please
note, in order
to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your
reference
number and batch number in all correspondence.

Once again
congratulations.

Best regard,

Mrs. Blanca Fernandez

Lottery coordinator.

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October 25, 2006
Today's Fake Lottery

FAKE, not real, don't ask how you can collect. There is NO collect, these are thieves.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON €750,000.00. WITH LUCKY DRAW TICKET NO: 53435672678 RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION

NB:CLAIM YOUR PRIZE THROUGH THESE EMAIL ADDRESSES:
infoeasydraw@mrlottery.com and morriscollins02@netscape.net

EASYDRAW INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
Sir/Madam;

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Easydraw Lotto Winners International programs held on the 24th of October, 2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket No: 53435672678 with prize No 52177440/NL drew €750,000.00 which was first in the 2nd class of the draws. You are to receive €750,000.00(Seven Hundred And Fifty Thousand Euros).
Please be informed that because of mix up in cash pay-outs, we ask you to keep your winning information confidential until your fund (€750,000.00)has been fully remitted to you by our accredited pay-point bank. This measure must be adhered to in order to avoid the loss of your cash prizes. Prize-winners of our cash prizes are advised to adhere to these instructions to forestall the abuse of this program by other participants. It's important to note that this draws were conducted formally, and winners are selected through an internet ballot system from 72,000 individual and companies email addresses, hence, the draws are conducted around the world through our internet based ballot system.
The promotion is sponsored and promoted by Easydraw Lotto.We congratulate you once again. We hope you will use part of it in our next draws; the jackpot winning is €20million.
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 15 days of this draw. After this date -all unclaimed cash prize will be forfeited and included in the next sweepstake. Please, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications remember to quote your winning numbers in all correspondence with us.
Congratulations once again from all members of Easydraw Lotto. Thank you for being part of our promotional program. For immediate release of your cash prize to you,please kindly contact our processing Department with the following information for onward forwarding to the paying Bank:

(i)Your names,
(ii)State amount won.
(iii)Contact Address
(iv)Your winning numbers
(v)Contact telephones and fax numbers

Contact person:Mr. Morris Collins
(International Processing Department).
Email:infoeasydraw@mrlottery.com and morriscollins02@netscape.net
Telephone: +31-630-017-743

Congratulations once again.
Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Denise Lawson(Lottery Coordinator).

And then there is THIS idiot:


Dear Friend,

It has been long we communicate last, am so sorry for the delay, Iam talking
of your cheque of ($800.000.00) that my boss asked me to mail to you as
soon as you request for, but due to some minure issue you fails to respond
at the aproprate time, and presently the cheque is with me here in BENIN
REPUBLIC.
Though I had a new contact from a friend of mine who works with one the
delivery company here in BENIN REPUBLIC that will assit you on delivery
your cheque at your door step at a cheeper rate, which the company said
that it will cost you the sum of $95, so you have to register with them
now.

Below is the contact information of the contactsinformation of the company:
Contact person:(Dr Sam Williams).
Telephone.......+229-93013336
Email ............... unionexpress_deliveryservice@yahoo.co.uk

Make sure you contact them as soon as possible,meanwhile I will go right
away to the delivery company and submit your cheque with them, and I would
like you contact them for more information and clearification with thier
email address and phone numbers above.
I will like to hear from you as soon as you recieved your cheque.

Thank you.

Glory Lawrance.

Contact the delivery company.

Posted by David A at 11:51 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 587 Words
October 24, 2006
More "Chinese" Nigerians

These scammers are complete idiots. Whether they claim to be from Africa or China, they are the same idiots.

MR. JOSEF YUN CHINA MERCHANT BANK. DES BOUEX RD. BRANCH, CENTRAL HONG KONG, HONK KONG.

NOTIFICATION AS NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY

DATE: 25/10/06

I am Mr.Joseph Yun, credit officer of the China Merchant Bank.I have a concealed business suggestion for you.

Before the U.S and Iraqi war, our client Gen.Talfik Haddad who was with the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of Twenty Three Million,Six Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch.

Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war.
Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that the General and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.
After further investigation it was also discovered that the General did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit.

And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank.
So, Twenty Three Million,Six Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it.

What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration three years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.
Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Gen.Talfik Haddad so that you will be able to receive his funds.
WHAT IS TO BE DONE:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful.

I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to the late General,all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job.
After you have been made the next of kin,the attorney will also file in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.

There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.

Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.
Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 65% for me, 30% for you and 5%for any expenses incurred during the course of this operation.

Should you be interested please send me your private phone and fax numbers for easy communication.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Josef Yun.

Posted by David A at 08:11 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 536 Words
October 22, 2006
Don't you just love how stupid these people are....

First line of the message.... They are using a bulk emailer. This moron does not even have the intelligence to delete that line, which shows that this email was sent to many, perhaps thousands of email addresses. How these monkeys manage to scam anyone is beyond me!

X-Mailer: PHPBulkEmailer 1.1 http://www.nukedweb.com/

Content-Type: text/plain

Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit


ATTENTION

We want to transfer to overseas the sum of Sixty Three million United

States Dollars (U.S.$ 63,000,000.00) from a Prime Bank in Africa .

Remain honest to me till the end of this important business trusting in

you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or

in time to come.

I am Mr. Robert Mooma, the Auditor General of prime banks. During the

course of our auditing, I discovered a floating fund in an account

opened in the bank in 1990 and since 1993 nobody has operated on this

account again. After going through some old files in the records, I

discovered that the owner of the account died without a "Heir apparent

to the

throne" hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money

out

urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.

The owner of this account who is Mr. Allan P . Seaman, a foreigner and

an industrialist died, since 1993,until now no other person(s) knows

about this account or could give any documentary evidence concerning

this

account. As such this account has no other beneficiary and my

investigation proved to me as well that Mr. Allan P. Seaman until his

death was

the manager Diamond Safari properties, South Africa.

However, if you are interested in this business we will start the first

money transfer with fifty two million U.S. Dollars (U.S.$30,000,000.00)

upon successful transaction without any disappoint from you. We shall

also re-apply for the payment of the remaining amount to your account.

While the total amount involved is Sixty Three million United States

Dollars (U.S.$63,000,000.00)only. I would want us to make a first

transfer of [Thirty million United States Dollar (U.S.$30,000,000.00)

from

this money into a safe foreigners account abroad before the rest.

I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be

approved to a local account, without valid international foreign

"Agreement", but could only be approved to any foreigner with valid

international credentials: passport or drivers license and foreign

account

because this sum is in U.S. dollars and the former owner of the account

Mr.

Allan P. Seaman is a foreigner too, thus the money could only be

approved into a foreign account.

However, knowing all this, we will reach a binding agreement in this

regards. As a matter of urgency, I will inform you the next step to

take,

while you Send your private telephone and fax number including the full

details of the account to be used for the deposit.

I want us to meet face to face to build confidence and to sign a

binding agreement that will bind us together before transferring the

money to

any account of your choice where the fund will be safe.

Before we fly to your country for withdrawal, sharing and investments,

I need your full co-operation to make this business a success, because

the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who

has correct information of this account, which I will give to you, upon

your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and

will meet up with the instructions of a key bank official who is deeply

involved with me in this business. I need your strong assurance that

you will never let me down.

With my influence and the position in the bank we can transfer this

money to any foreigner's reliable account which you can provide with

assurance that this money will be intact pending our physical arrival

in

your country for sharing.

The bank official will destroy all documents of transaction immediately

we receive this money leaving no trace to any place and to build

confidence that you can come immediately to discuss with me face to

face

after which I will make this remittance in your presence and three of

us

will fly to your country at least two days ahead of the money going

into

the account.

I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately I hear from you

that you are ready to act as directed.

To prove the authenticity of the business I will use my position and

influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this

money

to your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant

ministries, foreign exchange departments, embassy and security

companies.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 35% of the total

amount, 60% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties

might have incurred during this process.

I look forward to your earliest reply through my email address.

{mrobinwa1@yahoo.com.hk}

Truly yours,

Robert Mooma.

Posted by David A at 01:00 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) | 830 Words
October 19, 2006
Honda does not have a lottery...

"Nuff Said...

HONDA COMPANY UK.

An Affiliate of Honda Uk.

28 TANFIELD ROAD,

LONDON. UK

AWARD NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the release, of the long awaited results of the HONDA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM held in OCTOBER 18TH 2006.You were entered as dependent clients with: Reference SERIAL NUMBER: 652-662 and Batch number AT-040SB06-03. Your email address attached to the ticket number: 2752246896 that drew the lucky winning number, which consequently won the sweepstake in the first category,in four parts. You have been approved for a payment of A£450,000.00 (US$787,602.49) (FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS STERLING.) in cash credited to file reference number:IPL/4249859609/WP1, alongside with Brand New Honda FR-V. This is from a total cash prize of Ten million pounds shared among all our international winners in all categories.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 50,000 (Fifty thousand) names of email users around the world, as part of our international promotion program. Due to mixed up of some names and addresses, we ask that you keep this award personal, till your claims has been processed and your funds remitted to you.This is a part of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted participants or imposters, taking advantage of the situation. You are to contact your/our-accredited agent for your claim now.

MR KEN WALES

HONDA CLAIMS SECURITY AGENCY/ATTORNEY

Email: ken_wales45@yahoo.co.uk

Phone contact: +447024034537

He is your agent, and he is responsible for the processing and transfer of your winnings to you. YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS W-91237-H°67/B4 (keep personal) Remember, your winning must be claimed on time (atlest 1-2weeks) . Failure to claim your prizes (CAR/CASH) would result to forfeiting and will be used for next 10,000,000 pounds AND CAR international lottery program. Furthermore, should there be any change in your contact address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Once again congratulations

Yours Sincerly,

Mrs Brenton Hills

Oline sweepstake coordinator,

UK HONDA PROMO


Read on for other fake lotteries....

CLAIMANTSIGNATORY DECLARATION

I,..HEREBY
DECLARE THAT I HAVE NEVER RECIEVED ANY SETTLEMENT FROM THE NATIONALLOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOR ANY MEMBER OF MY ? FILLED CLAIM ON MY BEHALF TO NATIONAL LOTTERY
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION. I, THEREFORE, UK NATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING PROMOTION TO ACT ON MY BEHALF IN THE PROCESSING AND TRANSFER MY PRIZE AS INSTRUCTED BY ME.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. JANE MARK
Email:claims_department012@indiatimes.com
DIRECTOR OF PROMOTION.
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the
winners will result to disqualification


Material Copyright © 2006 The Lottery Co. Ltd.

Just a thought... Who would be dumb enough to respond to a lottery claim that uses indiatimes.com, (A well known spammer email domain) as the return address? I dont know who is more stupid, the scammers or their victims!

Another Mugu Idiot!

ATTENTION

We want to transfer to overseas the sum of Sixty Three million United States Dollars (U.S.$ 63,000,000.00) from a Prime Bank in Africa .

Remain honest to me till the end of this important business trusting in you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or in time to come.

I am Mr. Robert Mooma, the Auditor General of prime banks. During the course of our auditing, I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1990 and since 1993 nobody has operated on this account again. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that the owner of the account died without a "Heir apparent to the throne" hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.

The owner of this account who is Mr. Allan P . Seaman, a foreigner and an industrialist died, since 1993,until now no other person(s) knows about this account or could give any documentary evidence concerning this account. As such this account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that Mr. Allan P. Seaman until his death was the manager Diamond Safari properties, South Africa.

However, if you are interested in this business we will start the first money transfer with fifty two million U.S. Dollars (U.S.$30,000,000.00) upon successful transaction without any disappoint from you. We shall also re-apply for the payment of the remaining amount to your account.

While the total amount involved is Sixty Three million United States Dollars (U.S.$63,000,000.00)only. I would want us to make a first transfer of [Thirty million United States Dollar (U.S.$30,000,000.00) from this money into a safe foreigners account abroad before the rest.

I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local account, without valid international foreign "Agreement", but could only be approved to any foreigner with valid international credentials: passport or drivers license and foreign account because this sum is in U.S. dollars and the former owner of the account Mr. Allan P. Seaman is a foreigner too, thus the money could only be approved into a foreign account.

However, knowing all this, we will reach a binding agreement in this regards. As a matter of urgency, I will inform you the next step to take, while you Send your private telephone and fax number including the full details of the account to be used for the deposit.

I want us to meet face to face to build confidence and to sign a binding agreement that will bind us together before transferring the money to any account of your choice where the fund will be safe.

Before we fly to your country for withdrawal, sharing and investments, I need your full co-operation to make this business a success, because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you, upon your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up with the instructions of a key bank official who is deeply involved with me in this business. I need your strong assurance that you will never let me down.

With my influence and the position in the bank we can transfer this money to any foreigner's reliable account which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending our physical arrival in your country for sharing.

The bank official will destroy all documents of transaction immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to any place and to build confidence that you can come immediately to discuss with me face to face after which I will make this remittance in your presence and three of us will fly to your country at least two days ahead of the money going into the account.

I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately I hear from you that you are ready to act as directed.

To prove the authenticity of the business I will use my position and influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant ministries, foreign exchange departments, embassy and security companies.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 35% of the total amount, 60% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred during this process.

I look forward to your earliest reply through my email address. {mrobinwa@yahoo.fr}

truly yours,

Robert Mooma.



What does Amsterdam have to do with Virginia?

VIRGINIA INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION LOTTERY


67A NACHTWACHTLAAN, 1058 EV


AMSTERDAM ZUIDOOST,


AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS.


FROM THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
S.C.F.N: DD/57845216/VIL.
BATCH: DERF/2986542754/KKU
TEL: +31 - 644 - 893 - 645


Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the compensational lottery
programs sponsor by Virginal International Lottery held on the 20th of
September , 2006 and it’s aimed at compensating frequent internet explorers
in all over the world. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number;
768976540943 with serial numbers PB/236578763, batch number
DERF/2986542754/KKU, lottery reference number REF/346276353 and drew from
lucky numbers 0234567646 which consequently won in the 2nd category. you
have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$2,000,000.00 (TWO
MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) only by the VIRGINIA LOTTERY COMPANY, payable
in cash credited to security file numbers; DD/57845216/VIL at the
Netherlands Payment Bank.

CONGRATULATIONS!
Due to the mix up of some numbers and email addresses, we ask that you keep
your winning information’s confidential until your claim has been processed
and your money remitted into your provided bank account as the Authorized
Legal Beneficiary.

This is part of our security protocols to avoid unwarranted abuse of this
program by some participants. We will always keep you up-date with the
latest winning numbers, contests, news and the stories of all our major
winners. This is how we keep you informed of what is going on at your
Virginia Lottery. Whether you are seeking the latest news or looking up a
winning number that was drawn at the beginning of the Lottery, you have come
to the right place. The first Virginia Lottery ticket was sold on September
20, 1988. We had just one game back then. It was the $1 scratch ticket
“Match 3.” Since then the Lottery has been a constant and reliable provider
of excitement for players and funds for the Commonwealth. In fact, during
those 16 years, we have raised more than $4.9 billion for Virginia while
awarding nearly $7.8 billion in prizes and paying more than $780 million to
Virginia Lottery retailers as compensation for selling our games and free
winner’s.
On August 4th, 2004, we had the privilege of presenting to Governor Mark
Warner a ceremonial check in the amount of $408 million, representing
Lottery profits for the 2004
fiscal year. Not only is that amount a record, but it shattered the old
record of $375 million, which was set the previous year. Our sales for the
2004 fiscal year totaled more than US$1.26 billion, which is another record.
We also set records in the amount we paid to players as prizes, the
compensation paid to retailers, and the lowest percentage ever for
administrative costs: 5.4 %. That last number means that the cost of running
the Lottery was its most frugal ever: slightly more than just a nickel on
the dollar. By keeping that percentage down to nearly half the 10% allowed
by law, we were able to increase the amount we turn over to the Commonwealth
for public education. For more than 16 years, we have worked hard to build
a reputation for excitement, innovation and integrity at the Virginia
Lottery, while at the same time increasing the amount of money that we
contribute to the Commonwealth of Virginia. We are proud of the results and
you can realize your dream of financial independence. All free winners were
selected through a computer ballot-system drawn from over (Ten Thousand)
10,000,000 companies and personal email addresses from all over the world
online of which three (3) where selected at randomly free as winners in
different category. To obtain your claim, please contact the Foreign Claim
Financial Authority of the Virginia Lottery in the Netherlands:

MR SMITH FEASTER,
FOR DR. VAN COBBS,
(DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS).
BASTON INTERNATIONAL AGENCY
VETTING AND VERIFICATION DEPT.
(VIRGINIA ACCREDITED CLAIM LOTTERY IN THE NETHERLANDS).
TEL: +31-644- 893-645.
Fax: +31- 847-260-275.
Email:bastoninternational@myway.com
bastoninternatio@aim.com

You are advice to provide him with the following information:
Names:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:

Remember, all winnings must be claim not later than 30th of October, 2006.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be return to the financier vault of
the promotion company. Note: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, remember to always quote your batch numbers in all your
correspondence with the Foreign Financial Office. Furthermore, should there
be any change of your contact address or information’s about you, do inform
the Foreign Financial Authority immediately to avoid disqualification of
winnings.

Congratulations once again from all the members of our staff and thank you
for being part of our promotion program and publications.

Yours faithfully,
MRS. M.S. BOVA (LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR).
(DIRECTOR OF OPERATION)
VIRGINIA INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION LOTTERY.
67A NACHTWACHTLAAN, 1058 EV
AMSTERDAM ZUIDOOST,
AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS.
TEL: +31-644- 893-645.
FAX: +31- 847-260-275


The (FAKE!) Euromillions Lottery is BACK! Not that it went anywhere anyway! The big question is why these idiots keep sending me these things?


FROM: INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
CALLE GUZMAN ELBUENO 48, 28936
MADRID ESPAÑA
WWW.EUROMILLIONS.ORG
REF: LP/67/80/IPD
BATCH: EGGS-541-623-782
DATE: 19th October, 2006

Dear Winner,

EURO MILLION LOTTERY AWARD WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Euro millions Lottery International award e-mail programs held on the 13th of October , 2006.Your E-mail address attached to ticket number 653 908 321 675 with lucky main number 02-25-32-38-41 drew lucky star numbers 03, 05, which consequently won in the 3rd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1,000,000 Euro. (One Million Euro Only)
!!!CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names/programme abuse, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000 company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our end of year 50 millions Euro International lottery.
This is an irish woman who won , ihttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4730113.stm
To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial/Claim agent:

OFFICE : EURO CREDIT SECURITY & FINANCE S.A MADRID SPAIN
CONTACT : Snr Juan Carlos ( Seguro Officer)
TELEPHONE : +34 - 651 - 109 - 627
E- MAIL : eurocreditoseguro@yahoo.es


And here's one final one for you!


Jackpot Lottery UK

Ref Number: ITTL/34236HPG/GRCC
Category: 2B
Winning Number: 08 15 30 31 34 43 40
Batch Number: ATP/44863214257/3445328/511
ticket number: 08-04-33-38-BL-AU
lucky numbers: 08 15 30 31 34 43 40

Dear Winner,

Congratulation you have been seleted as one of the winner in the Just concluded
promotional email raffle Draw, there by awarded the Sum of 1,500,000.00 (One
Million, Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds only) To claim your Fund contact
JLD FINANCIAL SERVICES UK. With the details below:

MS. EMILY ZONDI,
JLD FINANCIAL SERVICES UK,
(FINANCIAL CONSULTANTS).
Address: Sherwood House Field Lane Wroot Doncaster,
South Yorkshire,DN9 2BN
Tel: +44 20-7060-0312
Tel: 44-7031972941
Tel: 44-7031972766
Facsimile: +44 20-7060-0319
Facsimile: +44 20-7060-0319
Personal Email: zondi.emily@inMail24.com

You are advice to provide Emily Zondi of JLD with the details below:

1.FULL NAMES:
2.ADDRESS:
3.AGE:
4.OCCUPATION:
5.NATIONALITY:
6.TEL/FAX:

Regards,

Alicia Stevenson
Lottery Co-ordinator

Remember.... ALL of these are FAKE Lottery schemes. They are designed to steal your money through "processing fees." The best response to these is to just ignore them. Please do not write me in comments asking how you can claim your money. There IS NO MONEY!


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October 12, 2006
Busy day today....

But I always have time to warn you about our friendly Nigerian Dirtbags.


Repeat after me until you understand! THERE IS NO Microsoft Lottery!

MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT EMAIL LOTTERY UNITED KINGDOM. LONDON. BANK OF ENGLAND/MICROSOFT HOUSE, LONDON. Director: MR. Andrew Gregry III

REF NO: M154S/WL04.
MICRO (LOTTERY) CHIP NO: 9465021

ELECTRONIC MAIL AWARD PROMOTION.
MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT EMAIL LOTTERY
UNITED KINGDOM.


Finally today, we announce the winners of the MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT
EMAIL LOTTO WINNINGS PROGRAMS held on 10th, October 2006. Your company or
your personal e-mail address, won in the second lottery category 002.
You are therefore been approved for lump sums pay of £5,500,000.00 FIVE
MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS. Equivalent to ($10,064,000USD)
Ten Million, sixty four thousand US Dollars. In cash Credited to file REF
NO:M154S/WL04. and MICRO (LOTTERY) CHIP NO: 9465021, You are the second
lucky winner of the total winners of 10.

Both winners in your second category won £5.5,million Pounds each.All
the 10 participants were selected through our Microsoft computer ballot
system (MCBS) drawn from each continent, as part of International "E-MAIL"
Promotions Program, to promote the use of emails all over the World,
and to promote the use of Microsoft Office. Your funds (certified Cashiers
cheque/ bonded cash) have been insured with your REF NO: M154S/WL04. To
claim your winning prize (£5.5, million pounds), you must first,
contact the claims department by email for Processing and remittance of your
prize money to you.

The claims processor is:
NAME:Mr.Graham Smith
CITY/ COUNTRY: London.
TEL: +44-702-4095-456
FAX:+44-087-0471-4635
Email:onlinegamespromo@yahoo.co.uk


Do email the email address at once with all the claims requirements
below.In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications.
Claims Requirements:


Sincerely,
Secretary
Mr Lesley Kenneth Jr.

NOTE: Do not reply this mail. You are to contact your claims processor
immediately by email.If you have any difficulties call your claims
processor Mr.Graham Smith on PHONE #: +44-702-4095-456 . This promo is
all about emails, be aware.

N.B:1.All claims are nullified after 20 working days from today.
2. Your Ref number must be in all your mails with the claims officer.
3. Do inform the claims officer of any change of names or addresses.
4. Please do not reply to this email. Contact your claims agent.

Some people will find a special place in hell for using Jesus' name to steal.

Bromine walkers & Associate 51 Mark Lane London, England EC3R 4NE Email:patrickkumalo1@aim.com

Dear Beloved in Christ,


It is by the grace of God that I receive Christ, knowing the truth and the truth have set me free. Having known the truth, I had no choice than to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God’s mercy and glory upon my life. I have the pleasure to share my testimony with you, having seen your contact from the chamber of commerce where all foreign important information are kept here in London England. I am Barrister Patrick Kumalo, the legal adviser to late Mr.and Mrs. Dave Brown lopezin, a Spanish couple who was refer to my late client, that lived in London England for 25 years before they both died in the plane crash on the 25th of July 2000 on there way to a Caribbean cruise in America Please refer to this internet link for Your perusal: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm.


These couples were good Christians, they where so dedicated to God but they had no child till they died. Throughout their stay in London England, they acquired a lot of properties like lands, house properties, etc. As their legal adviser/ personal attorney, before their death, the husband Mr. Dave Brown instructed me to write his WILL. Because they had no child, they dedicated their wealth to God. According to the WILL, the properties have to be sold and the money be given out to a ministry for the work of God.

As their legal adviser, all the documents for the properties were in my care. He gave me the authority to sell the properties and give out the fund to the Ministries for the work of God. In short, I sold all the properties after their death, as instructed by Mr. Dave Brown Lopezin before his death. And as matter of fact, after I sold all their properties, I realized $10,000,000.00;I converted the fund to myself with the intention of investing the fund abroad for my personal use. I was afraid of putting the fund in the Bank, because I have to give account to the bank on how I got the money. I then packaged the fund in consignments and deposited the consignments with a security company. I did not want the management of the Security Company to know the content of the consignments, before I registered the content of the consignments as Gold Bars. Now, the security company believes that what I deposited with them was Gold Bars.

I had encounter with Christ when Pastor Benny Hinn was preaching on television concerning Ananias and Saphira in Acts 5:1-11. After hearing the word of God, I gave my life to Christ and became a born again Christian. As a born again Christian, I started reading my bible and one day, the Lord opened my eyes to Ezekiel 33: 18 and 19 where the word of God says:” When the righteous truth from his righteousness, and committe iniquity, he shall even die thereby. But if the wicked turn from his wickedness, and do that which is lawful and right, he shall live thereby". From the scripture, I discovered that the only way I could have peace in my life is to do what is lawful and right by giving out the fund as instructed for the work of God by the owner before his death. I have asked God for forgiveness and I know that God have forgiven me. But I have to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God by giving out the fund to the chosen ministry and responsible individuals who is God fearing for the purpose of God's work as instructed by the owner before his death. After my fasting and prayers, I asked God to make his choice and direct me to a honest Christian or the chosen ministry that deserves this fund by his Grace. I then came across your address on the UK chamber of commerce as I was browsing through a Christian guest book, and as a matter of fact, it is not only you on the Christian guest book initially, but after my fervent prayer over it, then you were nominated to me through divine revelation from God, so these are how I received such a divine revelation from the Lord, how I got your contact information, and I then decided to contact you for the fund to be used wisely for things that will glorify the name of God.

I have notified the Security Company where I deposited the consignments that contained the fund, that I am moving the consignment abroad and the security company has since been waiting for my authority for the consignment to leave London England to any were it can use wisely to the glory of God if you can not come your self. So if you know that you will use this fund honestly and wisely for things that will glorify God's name, then do contact me back first through my private email {patrickkumalo1@aim.com},
You should also forward to me your full name and address, telephone and fax number for easy communication and to fax you the documents concerning the consignments.

Your prompt response will be highly appreciated.

Yours in Christ.
Patrick kumalo,



Another Fake Lottery

Dear Eligible Winner,

Congratulations on your Prize.

On behalf of the Prize Disbursement Center , we are pleased to inform you that you have just won through your email address a Grand Prize of One Million United States Dollars ($1,000,000.00) in the Pianeta Lotto draw. Please take the time to review it and note the terms and conditions, and the date of expiration.

As authorized payment agents, we are required by law to disburse the first round award of US $1,000,000.00(One Million United States Dollars) to the correct recipient, but we must verify that you have the first round claim number and being that an email address is not an accepted signature of identification, your personal details must be registered to the claim information before we can payout the prize.

Pianeta Lotto has awarded over Seventy-Five Million in US dollars to hundreds of thousands of fortunate recipients in 41 countries. Pianeta Lotto, a sponsor of online sweepstakes, gives away prizes in amounts of up to One Million US dollars monthly.

Your Provisional Claim Code: JNH/IX-08MD2/06 in conjunction with your email address, is yours and yours alone, and has not been issued to any other person. You must act before the deadline date, 27th October 2006 or your claim will be declared void.

Upon submission of a winning entry in accordance with the rules (terms and conditions of claiming) of Pianeta Lotto, it assures you that using your Provisional Claim Code: JNH/IX-08MD2/06 only you will be paid $1 Million dollars.

To view the Pianeta Lotto Claim Rules click here:
http://pianetaterms.bravehost.com/Terms.htm

You must review the official rules (terms and conditions) and agree before responding. After reading the terms and conditions, contact the claim department to file for your claim under Provisional Claim Code: JNH/IX-08MD2/06.

Claim department.
Email: pianet2006@aim.com

With the following information:

Name:
Tel:
Country:

You are to quote your Provisional Claim Code when responding. Note that untimely response may result in forfeiture.

Once again, congratulations from Pianeta Lotto.
Director,
Prize Disbursement Center.


Notice: If you wish to be taken out of the claimants list reply to this mail with the words remove. If you are not the intended recipient, you must not, directly or indirectly, use, disclose, distribute, print or copy any part of this message. If you believe you have received this message in error, please delete it and all copies of it from your system and notify the sender immediately by reply e-mail. Thank you.

Another 419 Idiot

It gives me a great deal of pleasure to write you this mail and even when it might come to you as a surprise.I hope you find it of interest.

Let me first introduce myself. My name is Magnus Denis and I am a staff of an Auditing and Risk Management Firm, here in Spain, I should like to use this means to ask your assistance in moving some fund over to your country. I have, in the course of my duties come in contact with a good amount of money that have been inactive for some years now and careful investigation proved the original depositor of the fund had died some years back and all attempts to reach the supposed beneficiary of the deposit were fruitless and before it is forfeited to the state, I decided to move it.

After legal consultation, I have concretized modalities for a secured way that would guarantee a perfect transaction. But be most assured that for your help and partnership you will get a good percentage of the total sum. It is important to let you know that fifty percent of the rest will be invested over there under your anagement. For a negotiable period of time and we will open a fruitful dialog to that effect.

I look forward to our working closely in practically seeing this transaction come to a perfect and successful end. For effective communication, please kindly include in your reply, your complete Names, Address, Occupation, Age and most especially your contact number and I will contact you as soon as I get your reply.

I look forward to hearing from you and I express my gratitude for your patience.

Kindly reply to:magnus_denis@k.ro

Magnus Denis



Any Lottery in the U.K. would not be sending awards to anonomous email holders!

National Lottery P. O. Box 1010 Liverpool L70 1NL United Kingdom. Tel:+447040124781 Ref: LSUK/6704/7306/06 Batch: B4/L187-82 WINNING NOTIFICATION: We happily announce to you the draw (#19) held on Saturday, 16th Sept., 2006.Your e-mail address attached to ticketnumber: 842722767 with Serial number 3015/06 drew the lucky numbers:7215987 You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/11606502049/06. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from the World Wide Web through a computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online, This promotion takes place weekly. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £500,000.00 would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe. To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent: Mr. David West Email: agent_west1@katamail.com Provide him with the information below: 1.Name: 2.Address: 3.Marital Status: 4.Occupation: 5.Age: 6.Sex: 7.Nationality: 8.Country Of Residence: 9.Telephone Number: 10.Fax Number: 11.Draw Number above: That way your Winnings Certificate and all other relevant documents/paperwork can be prepared for you. You would be required to show an instrument of identification when cashing your cheque i.e. Drivers license or International passport. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned. Good luck from me and members of staff of the U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY. Yours faithfully, Sir Richard Kelly Lloyd. Online Co-ordinator U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY Sweepstakes International Program.

If you got here via google or some other search engine and you got one of these emails, please dont ask how you can collect, there is no money. Except for the money these people plan to steal from you.

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Hey Idiot, it would help if you changed the emails now and then...

Obviously this ignorant sack of shit did not get the memo!

Dear Friend,

It is my pleasure to reach you after our unsuccessful attempt on our business transaction. Well, I just want to use this medium to thank you vermuch for your earlier assistance to help me in receiving the funds, withoutany positive outcome.

I am obliged to inform you that I have succeeded in receiving the funds withthe help of a new partner from Paraguay Mr. Fernando Alvaro Gomez.
Everything was perfectly done because we strike a deal with one of the LadyAccountant who works with the Federal Ministry of Finance (FMF), and sherendered a tremendous help to us.

My new partner initiated this idea andeverything worked out successfully.
In appreciation of your earlier assistance to me in receiving the funds, Ihave decided to compensate you with the sum of $850,000.00(Eight Hundred andFifty Thousand United States Dollars) in a Cashier's cheque. This is from myown share. I did this simply to show appreciation to you for your kind support and assistance even though we could not succeed due to some unforseen circumstances and reason.

Presently, I am in Paraguay for investment project with my own share underthe advice of my partner. Mean while, I didn't forget your past efforts andattempts to assist me in transferring this funds despite the fact that wecould not succeed. I will be sending you e-mail from time to time to know ifyou have received your share or not.

In the light of the above, you are therefore, to contact my personal assistant MrJohn Peter on my former telephone line and do send him yourcontact address where you want the cheque to be sent to you. His e-mail address:Johnpeter_102@yahoo.com

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share thejoy together after all the suffering at that time. In the moment,Iam verybusy here in Asuncion the capital city of Paraguay because of the investmentprojects, which the new partner and I are having at hand. So feel free togetin touch with him to send the cheque to you without any delay.

With My Best Regards,Mr MIKE Ama

He gets the honor of joining our Dubai Cancer victims as multiple idiots. How can people so dumb that they send these emails to a person who hates 419 monkeys, make any money at all??? Simple, there are a lot of greedy, and STUPID people out there who get these emails and rush to send these fools their money!

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October 11, 2006
Another Fake Lottery

Don't ask.... There is no Apple Lottery... If you got one of these, delete it... End of story.

APPLE LOTTERY ONLINE, UK Design House, Exmoor Avenue, Scunthorpe,North Lincolnshire NL45 8RE.

REF NO:B/98-867-974APL
BATCH NO: 2006APL-006


AWARD WINNING APPROVAL

We happily announce to you the draw(#1091) of the APPLE LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International Program held on the october 7th, 2006. Your e-mail address attached to TICKET NO: APL (02-36-99-87-13) with BATCH NO:
2006APL-006(bonus no.31), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd Category i.e. match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to Claim a total sum of£700,000.00 GBP (Seven Hundred thousand British Pounds
Sterling) in cash credited to file REF NO: B/98-867-974APL. This is from a total cash prize of £2,500,000 shared amongst the (7) lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 5 plus bonus.

All participants for the online version were selected Randomly from World Wide Web sites through Computer Ballot Draw system and extracted from over 100m Secured WebSites Worldwide and your E-mail address was selected which subsequently led to your Winning this Lottery in the 2nd Category i.e. Match 5 plus bonus. This promotion takes place daily. In view of this, your£700,000.00 GBP (Seven Hundred thousand British Pounds Sterling) will be released to you by our payment office here in London, United Kingdom.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your Winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your award prize is remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your Prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double Claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.

Your fund has been deposited in an escrow account with our affiliate bank here in United Kingdom (UK), and insured with your REF NO:B/98-867-974APL and your E-mail address. You are to keep your TICKET NO.REF NO. BATCH NO.
from the public, until you have been processed and your prize money remitted to your personal account.

To claim your winning prize, you must first contact the Fiduciary Agent by email for processing and remittance of your prize money to you. Below is the contact of the Fiduciary Agent:


AGENT: Garry Cooke
E-MAIL: claimsinfo_cooke@yahoo.co.uk

PAYMENT MODE: OPTIONS
1) HAVING YOUR WINNINGS SENT TO YOU VIA OUR PAYING BANK.
2) CERTIFIED CHEQUE MADE OUT IN YOUR NAME COURIERED TO YOU VIA OUR AFFILIATE COURIER COMPANY WHICH WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOUR ADDRESS.

**PLEASE INDICATE OPTION THAT BEST SUITS YOU.

The Fiduciary Agent will assist you in claiming your due prize. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your ticket, reference, and batch numbers in all correspondences with the Fiduciary Agent.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Issabella Pattel
For APPLELOTTERY ONLINE UK;

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Today's Dirtbags

Fake Lottery

YOU ARE ONE OF OUR WINNERS Ticket Number:NM/BC921245/KY14 POSTCODE LOTTO NL. INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT. Koningen Julianaplein 21, 2391 BD Den Haag,The Netherlands RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "B" DRAWS Dear Winner, Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the Second Category draws of THE POSTCODE LOTTO NL.PROMO INTL., programs held on the 9th October,2006. We are happy to inform you that you have emerged as a winner under the 2nd Category, in our promotional draws. The results of the draws have been officially announced .Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia,Australia, Europe, Middle East, and Oceania as part of our International awareness Promotions Program.

Your e-mail
address, attached to ticket Number:NM/BC921245/KY14,with Prize Number:
NM/207161/WOP and lucky number W-91237-H67/B4, consequently won in the
2nd Category. You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of
1,000,000 (One Million Euros), which is the winning payout for Category
B winners.
This is from a total cash prize of 10,000,000.00 (Ten
Million Euros) shared among the first Ten (10) lucky winners in this
category.
In your best interest and to avoid mix up of numbers and
names of any kind, we request that you keep the entire details of your
award strictly from public notice until the process of transferring
your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claims and
unscrupulous acts by Participants/nonparticipants of this program.
Please contact our paying bank immediately for due processing and
remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice:
NOTE: For easy reference and identification, find below your Ticket and
Prize numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in your correspondence
with your paying bank.Also give them the following informations
Name
Age
Sex
Address
Telephone Number
Ticket Number:NM/BC921245/KY14
Prize
Number:NM/207161/WOP.
Notification Date
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
To begin
your claims, kindly contact the paying bank address with your
information:

Contact
Person: Mr.Edward Sager
Email: wagraphrep@walla.com
Tel: 00 31 644 965
097


NOTE: All
claims are nullified after 10 working days from today if unclaimed.
Congratulations once again from all our staffs, and thanking you for
being part of our promotions program.

Yours Sincerely,
Joan Van Henk
(Lottery Coordinator).

419 Scam

Dear Friend,

My name is Mr John Carey I have been in the employment for 4yrs of the UK National Lottery, I am soliciting your assistance for a swift transfer of 4,528,000 GBP , should you be willing to assist me in this project we shall me sharing the funds 50-50.

Please be rest assured that this project is ready for execution and it is 100% risk free and legal so long as you follow my instructions as the originator, just as a brief, the funds in question are actually an unclaimed lottery winnings funds, putting my influence within my company in place, I can legally establish you as the supposed winner and put up a claim of above funds which would be sent to you promptly under the official presumption that you are the actual winner.

I would be generating an electronic ticket in your name to show that you actually plaid and won above funds, all of the official matters would be taken care of my me internally within our computing system.

Should you be willing to assist me in this transaction please do respond to my private e-mail johncarey006@yahoo.co.uk, where I would be providing you with my private phone number.

Regards,
John Carey


Wow! This idiot is still around? How many of you have gotten Salim Emails?

Hello my friend,

How are you doing? I am SALIM IBRAHIM a merchant in
DUBAI,
I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer, It has defiled
all
forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few
months to live, according to medical experts.

I have not particularly
lived my life so well, as I never really cared for
anyone (not even
myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never
generous,I
was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as
that
was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now
know
that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all
the money in the
world.

Now that God has called me, I have willed and
given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended
family members as well as a few
close friends.I want God to be
merciful to me and accept my souL. so,I
have decided to give also to
charity organizations, as I want this to
be one of the last good deeds
I do on earth. So far, I have distributed
money to some charity
organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria, India and
Malaysia. Now that my
health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do
this myself anymore.

I
once asked members of my family to close one of
my accounts and
distribute the money which I have there to charity
organization in
Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money
to themselves.
Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to
be contended
with what I have left for them.

I will want you to help me collect my
last deposit and dispatched it to
charity organizations which I
deposited in security/finance house abroad,
which no one knows of is
the huge cash deposit of (Twenty five Million,
Five Hundred Thousand U.
S dollars) I have set aside 25% for you,
then 5% for any expenses
insured.

If you are interested, please send your prompt reply to my
email address below which you will have to reply to if
you will be
kind enough to assist;

Email: ibrasalim559@yahoo.com.my

May the
almighty Allah bless you

Regards,
SALIM IBRAHIM

The Old Bank Scam

FROM Mr. ALLAN LIVINGSTONE

33 Imperial Square
Cheltenham
GL50 1QZ
England, UK

I am Allan Livingstone,a Uk Priavte Investigator and Attorney to Mr. Andreas Schranner who died on the 25th of July 2000.Andreas Schranner, 64,his wife Maria, 62,their daughter Andrea Eich, 38,her husband Christian, 57,and their children Katharina,eight,and Maximilian, 10,all perished in the jet. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm.

Since his death, I have made several enquiries to his embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives and this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to look for a reliable partner and confident whom I can present as the beneficiary to this fund because I have secured from the probate court, an order of mandamus to locate and present a beneficiary to claim the funds, hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Finance Company which has issued me a notice to provide the next Of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives, I seek your consent to present you as the next Of kin of the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at $16 Million dollars can be released to you.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get In touch with me with your data, which includes: your full name and address telephone and fax numbers by my alternative email:allanattorney_uk@yahoo.com to enable us discuss further.

I anticipate your urgent response to enable us meet the required date.

Sincerely,
Allan Livingstone
TEL: + 44 703 1911 288
London/UK

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October 09, 2006
Today's Idiots

Today's fake lottery and scam emails! Simple rule people. You can not win a lottery that you did not enter. Lotteries do not award money to anonomous email addresses, especially in countries far from their alleged origin. Please do not demonstrate stupidity by asking us how to claim money from a non-existent lottery. Please dont show your ignorance by mistaking us for the perpetrators of these ignorant scams. These posts are provided as a service to readers of ISOU, who may be victimized by these scams.

PLEASE TREAT URGENTLY FROM THE DESK OF THE CO-ORDINATOR PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT. STADLOTTERIJ INTERNATIONAL, NETHERLANDS Ref No: NLD/2300786008/06 Batch No: 10/044/SLN

Dear Lucky Winner,

We are
pleased to inform you about the result of the computer random selection
of the STADLOTTERIJ INTERNATIONAL program held on 2nd of October 2006.
Your personal or company email address, attached to ticket number 205-
11465886-629, with serial number 3772-99 and drew lucky numbers 7-14-17-
23-31-44, consequently won the lottery in the 2nd category.

The email
lottery draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 900,000.000 e-
mail addresses of individual, companies, and corporate bodies picked by
an advanced automated random computer search ballot system from the
Internet. All participants email addresses were extracted/selected
through a computer balloting system drawn from 900,000.000 email
addresses from all over the world as part of our International
Promotional Program, which is conducted annually. It was a promotional
program sponsored by Philips Electronics, Microsoft, Samsung
Electronics and Apple Computers in promoting the benefit of the
Internet usage.( NO TICKET WERE SOLD)

You have therefore been approved
for a lump sum pay of Five hundred thousand Euro (500,000.00 Euro) in
cash credited to file REF NO: NLD/2300786008/06 and Batch No
10/044/SLN. This is from total prize money of Five million Euro shared
among ten international lucky winners in this category.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your won prize of (500,000.00 Euro) have now been
deposited and insured with our affiliate Financial firm for transfer
into your nominated bank account either by means of wire transfers or
any other means suitable to you. We also advice that you must keep your
winning information very confidential as our security policy demands;
to avoid double claims/impersonation and unwarranted taking advantage
of this program by participants.

To process your claims, you are
urgently requested to contact our claim department in Amsterdam-
Netherlands immediately. Upon contact, make sure you quote your, REF
NO: NLD/2300786008/06, Batch No: 10/044/SLN your name and contact
details in all your correspondence with the Manager in Charge.

Stadlotterij Claim Department
Tel: +31-644 865 654
Fax: +31-847 216 835
Contact Personnel: Mr. Edward Johannes
E-mail: stadlotterij@aim.com or
stadlotterij@f10.com

Note that all winnings must be claimed not later
than 28th of October 2006. After this date, all unclaimed funds will be
return to the promotion sponsored companies. Indicate your full Name
and Address, Country, Telephone and fax number in your reply to our
claim department.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Florence Van Dijk
(Lottery
Award Co-ordinator)

Irish National Lottery 47-49 Meadow Vale,Sligo, Ireland.

RE: LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to notify you the draw (#915) of the IRISH NATIONAL LOTTERY,

Online Sweepstakes International Lottery Program held on Wednesday 7th Oct. 2006 Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from a pool of over 25,000 names of distinguished professionals drawn from Europe, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Middle-East, parts of Africa, and North & South America as part of our international promotions programme conducted annually to encourage prospective overseas entries. We hope with part of your prize awards, you will take part in our subsequent lottery jackpots.

The result of our computer draw (#915) selected your name and email address attached to an e-ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 15, 26, 30, 31, 37, 38, Bonus 36, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e. match 5 plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £738,617 (Seven hundred and thirty eight thousand, six hundred and seventeen British Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of £2,954,468 shared amongst the first four (4) lucky winners in
this category i.e. Match 5 plus bonus.

Your prize award has been insured in your name and is ready for claims. To begin your claims therefore, you are advised to expeditiously contact our licensed and accredited claim agent for Overseas Lottery Winners within a period of 21 days (date of this email inclusive) for the processing of your winning and remittance to your designated bank account after all statutory
obligations have been satisfactorily dispensed with.

This promotion takes place weekly for a period of six (6) weeks. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £738,617 (Seven hundred and thirty eight thousand, six hundred and seventeen British Pounds Sterling) would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.

Please be informed that claims not processed within the stipulated period may be forfeited to the pool without further notice.

Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. You may wish to establish contact via e-mail or fax with the particulars presented below citing the batch and reference numbers to this letter between the hours of 10.00am - 4.30pm GMT Monday - Friday
Overseas Claims Unit
United Kingdom Lottery Fiduciary
Contact Person: Mr. Jayson Saddler

Email; jaysonsaddler@yahoo.com

Telephone; +44-7944-6121-43

Fax; +44-7005-9619-74

Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so desire. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with fraudulent claims. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.


CONGRATULATIONS!!!
At your disposal, we remain.
Very Truly Yours,

Mr. Alex Clever
National co-ordinator
Irish National Lottery
47-49 Meadow Vale, Sligo, Ireland.

From the Desk of Ambass.Magaji Muhammed, Minister For Internal Affairs Ministry. Awolowo Road, Lagos Nigeria. Alternative e-mail address: muhammedmagaji_1@walla.com RE: PAYMENT SOLUTION Greetings, I apologized using this medium to reach you for a transaction/business of this magnitude, but this is due to Confidentiality and prompt access reposed on this medium. In unfolding this proposal, I want to count on you, as a respected and honest person to handle this roject/transaction with sincerity, trust and confidentiality. Let me use this opportunity to introduce myself briefly to you. I am Ambass. Magaji Muhammed, Minister of Internal Affairs Ministry Nigeria. My office monitors and controls the affairs of all banks and financial institutions in my country concerned with foreign contract payments. I am the final signatory to any transfer or remittance of funds moving within banks both on the local and international levels in line to foreign contracts settlement. I have before me, list of funds which could not be transferred to some nominated accounts as these accounts have been identified either as ghost accounts, unclaimed deposits or over-invoiced sum e.t.c. Now listen carefully please. I write to present you to the federal government that you are among the people expecting the funds to be transferred into their accounts. On this note, I wish to have a deal with you as regards to the unpaid certified contract funds. I have every file before me and the data's will be changed into your name to enable you receive the fund into your nominated account as the contractor/beneficiary of the fund amount $20 Million U.S.D. It is my duty to recommend the transfer of these surplus funds to the federal government treasury and reserve accounts as unclaimed deposits. I have the opportunity to write you based on the instructions I received 2 days ago from the Senate Committee on Contract Payments to Foreign Debts to submit the list of payment reports / expenditures and audited reports of revenues. Among several others, I have decided to remit this sum following my idea that we have a deal/agreement and I am going to do this legally. MY CONDITIONS AS FOLLOWS. 1. You will give me and my colleagues 60% at of the total sum as soon as you confirm the total fund in your designated account. 40% will be for you for your effort contributed to fanalise this transaction. 2. This transaction must be kept highly secretive as I am still in service to avoid public notice and all correspondence will be strictly by email for security purposes. We will talk on phone partially if any warrant for that. 3. There should be no third parties as most problems associated with your fund release are caused by your agents or representative. If you agree with my conditions, I will intimate you with the procedures to enable me fix your name on the payment schedule instantly to meet the three days mandate. I hope you don't reject this offer as this great opportunity comes but once in one's entire life.Conclusively, I look forward to hearing from you soonest. Regards, Ambass. Magaji Muhammed. Internal Affairs Minister. Please, get back to me through my alternative e-mail :muhammedmagaji_1@walla.com
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October 08, 2006
This Mugu is a decent writer...

I think they may have missed their calling, and should write short fiction, instead of wasting their time trying to steal money from people like me.

From: briget eyadema [mailto:mrsbeyadema@yahoo.ca] Sent: Sunday, October 08, 2006 11:47 AM To: mrsbeyadema@yahoo.ca Subject: From Mrs. Gnassingbe Eyadema Ettienne.

Dear beloving,

Good day to you and how are you doing today? Hope with the special grace of God all is well. It’s a pleasure to me writing you this few words,please read carefully with understand of all that is been noted down and as you read on may God almighty who passeth all understand inspire you the more.

My name is Mrs. Bridget Eyadema I got married to late president Gnassingbe Eyadema Ettienne of Togo in the year Nineteen eighty four and by the grace of God I bared him two children before his untimely death as a result of illness (I pray that his soul rest in peace). I was the last wife to late president Gnassingbe Eyadema Ettienne and I found favour in his sight, he draw me close and made known to me most of his day by day activities but above all he showed love to my kids and I though I was not living at the presidential palace but my husband built a house for my kids and I at the capital city (lome) were he do visit us always. My husband in the year two thousand and three made a deposition of (19,600.0000)eighteen million six hundred thousand united state dollars with a security and safe deposit company at Abidjan cote d’ Ivoire through his special guard on my behalf, this money was specially packaged in a diplomatic metallic trunk box and was made known to the security and safe deposit company as gold dust belonging to the foreign associate of the depositor of which my name and signature was giving. My husband made this deposit for me and our two children telling me that it’s for the future of my children and I in case of his absence on earth, my husband also made me vow to him concerning the money saying that I am not to utilize it unless after his absence on earth and in respect of the utilization of the money my husband reached an agreement with the security and safe deposit company that the gold dust in the diplomatic metallic trunk box should not in any case be realised to me without the concern of a foreign associate of which no name was mentioned.

My purpose of asking for your assistance boil down to the fact that I don't want my late husband's family to be aware or name involve. and the deposit statement of the box authorized the company to make this box avaliablefor shipment on request only to my foreign bussiness representative, though unname.Hence I want you to contact the the security company as my bussiness partner, after receiving the prove from me to enable the company release the consigment to you diplomatically, while I join you on the arrival of the box.

I have recently paid all demurrage ,storage charges and the shipment fee,all you need do is to help me contact the security company and introduce yourself as my bussiness eartner ,requesting the shipment of the box.

And as soon as Diplomatic shipping agent approved the shipment and tell you the arrival date of the box then I will join you to give you 20% of the money instantly before I go on with the proposed investment in your domain provided is secured and investment friendly.Please if you are interested and willing to represent me as my bussiness partner kindly write me as soon as possible.

I await your urgent response.
Best wishes,
Mrs. Bridget Eyadema
Please contact me through this email


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October 07, 2006
What a Moron!

The only thing that pisses me off more than a Mugu pretending to be a Christian, is one pretending to be a soldier. This one is so dumb, he cant even spell.

Good day to you Davidscottanderson, My name is Sgt.Michael Fox I am an American soldier, serving in the military with the Third infantry Division in Iraq. Three years ago, we discovered some huge amount of money in Baghdad neighbourhood belonging to Saddam Hussein, I smuggled some part of these funds in two trunk boxes out of Baghdad, which is being kept safe in a secured finance company as Family valueables. You can go to this web link to read about events that took place here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm Basically, am writing you due to the situation I found myself and can not return back to America again because I was among five US soldiers questioned by military officials after some of that money was allegedly stolen, as I have absconded from US military and am now in exile. I have killed in war and I found no peace anymore in where I am right now as I have been declared wanted by US Military.I have decided to look for someone like you to help me retrieve these funds from the Finance Company and disburse this funds to any charity organisation on earth as I know that this will only be a way Almighty God can forgive me in all human killing I encounter during war. In honesty, after claiming these two trunk boxes from the security company, you shall have 10% of total funds, disburse 90% to four charity organisations on planet earth. Each box contain the sum of fifteen million United States Dollars. I do not want any money from these funds rather than spending all on humanity for me to have forgiveness of sins from Almighty God who seeth us all from above and that is why you must do this in honesty and trust, I shall seek for an assylum in any part of the world outside United States of America because I can not return back to my lovely country and I have been diagnosed of Cancer of Lungs and Oesophagus due to Bomb explosure I inhale during my escape in the war. I will send you certificates of deposit to enable you lay claim to these boxes on my behalf as soon as I hear from you. My watch word is to trust you and ensure confidentiality, when you receive this letter, kindly reply me via this e-mail below: sgtmichaelfox@inbox.com

signifying your interest including your
Fullname:
Nationality:
Confidential telephone/fax numbers :
Occupacion:
for quick communication and also your contact details (Job title and occupation).
Respectfully Submitted

Sgt.Michael fox.
(sgtmichaelfox@inbox.com)

SINCERITY AND TRUST

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October 05, 2006
Another Fake Lottery

Please dont ask me how you can get "your money," this is a fake, like all the rest of them. If you got one of these, delete it and move on with your life.

SWISS LOTTO UK. P O Box 1010 Liverpool, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM https://www.swisslotto.ch

CONGRATULATIONS!!!.....YOU HAVE WON ¢æ750,000 Euros

You have been awarded ¢æ750,000 Euros in the SWISS-LOTTO Satellite

software email lottery in which e-mail addresses are picked Randomly by

software powered by the Internet through the worldwide website.

Your email address was amongst those chosen this year for the

SWISS-LOTTO Satellite lottery.

This promo is proudly sponsored by the SWISS-LOTTO UK organization.

You can log on to our website for more information concerning our

Entire lottery promo https://www.swisslotto.ch Your email address,

attached to Ref number 5, 7, 14, 17, 18, 43 with Serial number 1979-12 drew the

lucky Numbers 10, and consequently won the lottery in the "A" Category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of ¢æ750,000

Euros. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our

European Booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your

play coupon. In View of this, your ¢æ750,000 Euros will be released to

you by our security firm in Europe. Our European agent will immediately

commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as

you contact them. All participants were selected randomly from World

Wide Web site through computer draws System and extracted from over

300,000 companies and individual email addresses.

This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are

advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims

is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem

fit to Claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to

avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some

unscrupulous elements. To file for your claim, please contact the agent

assigned to you.

AGENT: SIR GRAY LARRY

Email: claimsagentss@yahoo.co.uk

Tel: ++44-702-408-4424

++44-703-184-