OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA Aso Rock villa, Asokoro District, Abuja

CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY

Based on our investigation department, we wish to warn you against some Miscreants, Hoodlums and touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country.

I am Lt General James Morgan (Rtd), National Security Adviser to the new Nigerian President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua. I am delighted to inform you that the contract panel, which just concluded its sitting in Abuja just released your name amongst contractors to benefit from the Diplomatic Immunity Payment. This Panel was primarily delegated to investigate manipulated contract claims, contracts and over-invoiced payment as the effect has eaten deep into the economy of our dear country.

However, we wish to bring to your notice that your contract profile is still reflecting in our central computer as unpaid contractor while auditing was going on. Your contract file was forwarded to my office by the auditors as unclaimed fund, we wish to use this medium to inform you that for the time being Federal Government of Nigeria have stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer due to contractors numerous petitions to United Nations against Nigeria on wrong payment and diversion of contract funds to different accounts.

In this regards, we are going to send your contract part payment of 20Million USD. To you via our accredited shipping company through diplomatic cash delivery down to our door step and I have secured every needed document to cover the money while the diplomat will get it delivered to you right in your doorstep.

Note: The money is coming on two security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine as metallic trunk boxes. Please you don't have to worry for anything, as the transaction is 100% risk free. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me, your full house address and your identity such as, international passport or drivers license and your mobile phone and telephone number, The Diplomatic Agent will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives to your country's airport. I hope you understand me.

As soon as the above-mentioned details are received, your payment will be made to you via diplomatic courier delivery in accordance to World Bank, United Nation and IMF recommendations. A diplomat with international travel immunity will be contracted to deliver the fund at your doorstep.

Kindly get back to me today also with the requested information so that we can proceed on this matter as soon as possible.

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Copy of int'l passport, drivers license, or any valid ID card via e-mail attachment.

Bear in mind that the diplomat does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Materials for security reasons/valuable material of your personal effect. I did not disclose it as money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok. Call me on my direct phone +234-703-100-8675 or email and I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the Diplomatic Immunity Clearance Certificate (D.I.C.C), which will make him pass every custom checkpoint all over the world without any hitches.

Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately because your boxes are scheduled to leave as soon as we hear from you.

Best Regards,
Lt General James Morgan (Rtd).
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
+234-703-100-8675
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These idiot Mugus are just ostentatious, aren't they?>

The mugu idiots are starting to use Skype more and more these days.

This:

princess7847

Idiot, is actually about three people I would guess based on the variances in English skills and smoothness, nevertheless, they are all idiots. So if you get chatted up by someone that seems to be too good to be true, especially one who talks like a freaking moron, then you know you are under Mugu attack!

Another ignorant West African 419 Spammer, trying to get their hands on my money!

My Dear Friend,

Greetings,

This letter might come to you as a surprise as we have not met before, but I believe that you would be compelled to help me after going through the contents of this letter.

My name is Maria Del Carmen Stevens Swedish; my meeting with Mr. David Yendall Stevens in South Africa led us into marriage. My husband Mr. David Stevens who is now late farmer and
exporter of Tobacco in the Republic of Zimbabwe, he was shot dead allegedly by ZANU-PF supporters in Zimbabwe on 25th of April 2000 in the farm. You can confirm this by copying and pasting this link on your internet browser or click on it:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/725643.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/818766.stm

He (Robert Mugabe) did not stop at that; he also went on to expel all White farmers in Zimbabwe. He implored the services of his war veterans to undertake this seizure. The war veterans have been accused (correctly) of being behind the violent occupation of white-owned commercial farms in which an estimated 70,000 farm workers have been displaced. At least, over hundreds white farmers and black settlers have been killed since the farm invasions began in February 2000.We have decided that we must see this problem to the end.

Although we know that we are taking a great risk by staying here in Zimbabwe. At the Moment, our phone lines are bugged, and all our movements are being monitored by Zimbabwean (Robert Mugabe's) secret Police. Therefore email is the safest means of communication for now.

We (White farmers in Zimbabwe) have taken our case to the United Nations and even with the threats of transactions and the subsequent sanctions from the West against the Zimbabwean Authorities, Robert Mugabe (The president of Zimbabwe)still remains adamant. He is insisting that our farm land (some of which we bought with our money and most of which we inherited from our fathers) belongs to the (his) government of Zimbabwe the government of Zimbabwe has asked all white-farmers to give up their farms to black farmers or risk going to prison.

So far, more than 1,400 white owned farms have been invaded and confiscated, as well as claiming the properties of the farmers. Also, about 133 white farmers were arrested for defying the orders to leave their farms under the controversial land reform program of the government,

Since I could not keep the money in Zimbabwe, I used the services of a Diplomatic Courier Company to move this money (registered as official documents) out of Zimbabwe to Malaysia.

At present, my money totaling US$28,750,000. (Twenty eight million, seven hundred and fifty thousand United States Dollars) is in Europe and hopefully, it would be paid into an offshore account. Can you help me? Are you trustworthy? Can you handle this money? Are you capable of handling this money? If you can, please contact me All you need to do is to claim this money from the Courier Company. Please don't not think this is a joke or games. I have the link here read and find out this is true. Also you will see me with my children at the service.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/725643.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/818766.stm

You will be required to contact the Courier Company that moved this money (official documents) out of Zimbabwe and to Europe. All necessary particulars which can facilitate and enable you claim the money on my behalf will be forwarded to you as soon as your consent to proceed is
received.

For your assistance, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum. You are also obliged to help/advise on the proper and most convenient way of investing this money in your country, Hopefully, You will consider this request and respond positively.

Yours Sincerely.

Maria Stevens

I found this comment posted to my Yahoo 360 Page this morning. Looks like the Mugus are now branching out to Blogs and such in an effort to scam. This is ridiculous bullshit.

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I recieved an email from this Mugu yesterday. I replied asking who they were and what they wanted, as their first email was very cryptic. This was the response, along with photos meant to appeal to a lonely man.

Pretty girl huh? Well dont get all hot under the collar, this email is more than likely from some 20 year old west African MAN, and certainly not the girl in the picture.

Hello Dear Uncle David, Thanks for your response to my letter send to you, i really appreciate, how are you and how is life over there in your country? I hope that you are in atmosphere of peace and love? I am very happy to read your mail today,but please do not be surprised or get offended for receiving this message from me, It just that I have been obliged to lay a mere trust on you due to my situation here in the refugee camp. I strongly believe in my heart that you must be honest and sincere person for me to disclose my life secrets so that you will render your full help and assistance towards me. Let me first of all introduce my self to you, and I will require the best of your honesty after you knowing about me and who I am, because I will really like us to have a good relationship in-spite of anything because I have this feeling that i can trust you, and you will not betray me..........I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here in the refugee camp and after reading your mail today I whole-heatedly decided to let you know more about me, Who knows? Maybe you will be my savior, from this conditions that I have found myself. My name is Danielle Johnson, am 21yrs old from Liberia my country of origin , I am the only daughter of Late Dr. Ferdiand Johnson. The Manager and Chief Executive of (De Blessed Alofa Industries Ltd) in Monrovia, the capital city of my country, some years ago before My fathers death he was a rich business man in my country, in anything pertaining gold and diamonds and exportation of timber, but he was killed by the rebels and the greedy fellows in my country during the war, on his way down to the villag, My father took another wife after the death of my mother i was told because i was still a baby when she died of stroke and heart realated disease said the doctors,i was left alone to the hand of my step mother. Therefore I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I am receiving from my step mother and her relatives, they are disperate and wicked over my father wealth they planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father and mother, she is so mean and wicked, Meanwhile I wanted to escape from Africa to any where in the world but she hides away my international passport and other traveling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father’s Files which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee’s camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the Private charity organization for the Refugee here in Republic of Senegal. I wish to contact you personally for a long term relationship that may lead us to somewhere better if we work well on it. Here is the telephone number in the office the of refugees camp, (+ 221 76 1311 342), please anytime you called just tell them that you want to speak with me Miss Danielle Johnson, i stays in hostel C3 women block,please indicate the hostel number so that they will know the hostel i am satying they will come and send for me at the women hostels to come and answer your call. In this refugee camp we have about 3 different hostels, we have one for men, for women and for little children’s, all are victims of wars and other circumstances from all over Africa, honestly Life here in the refugee camp is very boring and uncomfortable but I prays to move out from here as soon as you help me, I have prayed over and over before deciding to disclose all about me to you because I do not know you very well, but my conditions here has made me to speak out, i wouldn't like to die in silence, that is why am contacting you regardsless race or culture before, i know it sound strange i believe the spirit of God that dwell in you will give you more understanding of my situation. Dear This is where i will like you to consider very well your willingness, your love for humanity and for God's sake, i know you are not helping me because you doing it for the money involve, but for the spirit of love and understanding, i have to tell you this for you to know,...My late father may his soul rest in peace, he deposited the sum of amounts $3.8m (Three Million eight Hundred Thousand US Dollars) in a Bank in Europe with my name as the next of kin,i have been in contact with the bank for some time now, due to my situtation and my status as a refugee, they have let me know that they cannot transact with me , so they bring an option that if i can present to them any of my relative, my trustee or partner either man or woman who is legitmate in business or academics........i want to be careful here now however I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer of the money to your bank accounts on my behalf as my trustee or partner because i do not have relative, because I want you to help me in an investment with the money and I will like to complete my studies in your country, because I was in 1st year in the university in my country before i run for my life. After the transfer you will arrange for my trip joining you over there for us to share these feelings face to face. Frankly speaking, I prefer disclosing my secrets to a stranger because he/she will not have mind to cheat me or betray me, and I know that you people in the advanced world have full knowledge, understanding and also has God fearing, not to be compared with people here, I am very careful about my life that is why I cannot be able to let anybody here know about my fathers wealth or to assist me, because they might kill me or find a way to betray me, that is why I am placing my sincere trust on you by disclosing everything with all my hearts, because I believe in my hearts that you will keep this confidential for my safety reasons here, i sincerely want to let you know that we will invest the money together, or if you don't intend staying with me then It will be my pleasure to compensate you with 15% of the total money for your efforts and kindness, then the rest balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you, please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential reasons. As soon as I received your positive response showing your interest to help me, I will put things into action immediately. I will give and also introduce you to the bank and give you their contacts in London so that you will contact them immediately for them to transfer the money to your bank accounts on my behalf, please this is a legitimate money and the bank is also aware that I am the next of kin to the accounts because I have send to them the documents which I collected from my fathers file, the deposit certificate and the will of my father which bears my name as the next of kin and they have also confirmed it and advise me that I should look for someone to help me facilitate these transfer, since I am still in the refugee camp. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this relationship and transaction sincerely, because I am too young to handle it and also considering my status here as a refugee. I'm waiting for your urgent and positive reply, please do keep this informations only to your self because is all about my life, my future and my everything. I am on my kneels in the name of God, do not disclose this secrets to anybody till I come over to your country, after the money has been transferred successfully to your bank accounts on my behalf. Meanwhile I want you to call me like I said because I have a lots tell you. I have attached my picture for you ok. Have a blessed day. Love from Miss Danielle Johnson

These are the kind of scam emails that I hate the most, outside of the religious ones, becuase they appeal to lonely people, who think they have found the double jackpot of love and money. Well guys, if you got here via Google, just know that this person is a scma artist, who's only interest is to get your money.

Use your head... Microsoft is NOT in the Lottery Business, if they were, you can believe it would be related to some product. Also know that if they were running a lottery, the contact address would not be an AOL address. Do not be victimized by these people...

Important Information, Your Email I.D has Won.

Microsoft inconjunction with staatsloterij ( www.lotto.nl ) International has just concluded its final draws of it's February 2008 periodical promotional program An exclusive list of email addresses of thousands of individual and corporate bodies were picked by automated random computer search from the internet with:Ticket Number(HL024069),serial number 5772-54 and lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44, Reference number for your prize is: LSLUK/2031/8161/07. BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.

Your email address emerged as a winner of Sum of 1,000,000.00 Euros (One Million euro) held in Venlo , as email addresses were soughted all over the globe. After an automated computer ballot of our InternationalPromotions Program.

To immediately initiate the processing of your prize claim, please contact the under-mentioned at our claims department;

Dr.Karl Peterson , Mrs.Rachel Klein Huis
NETPOINT CLAIM MANAGEMENT SERVICES.
(Claims undewriter, Claims assessor,Claims adjustor,claim negotiator)
TEL/ 0031-62-6479-855 . FAX:0031 -847-516-031.
Email:netpointagentsbv@aim.com

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Kate Ghoi
www.lotto.nl & World Lottery Organization.

FROM: MR.Patrick K. W. Chan (Executive Director & Chief financial Officer) Hang Seng Bank Limited 83 Des Voeux Road, Central Hong Kong SAR

FOR YOUR ATTENTION

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship.

I am Mr. Patrick K. W. Chan Executive Director & Chief financial Officer of Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business suggestion for you. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country. It involves the transfer of a large sum of money. Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.

Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us

I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below (
pchanwk@yahoo.com.hk ) and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this operation.

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me because I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing gained.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Mr. Patrick Chan

Eh... Pat.... Buddy, ya might want to stop sending me these... I am sure this is putting a cramp in your thievery!

TOYOTA AUTOMOBILE COMPANY. 22 Garden Close, Stamford, Lincs, PE9 2YP, London, United Kingdom. ATTENTION: REF: YM35447XN, I am Mr Benny Kent the fuduciary officer assigned to your claims.I wish to congratulate you on your victory, you are a lucky person to have won this lottery. Your email address was chosen this quarter from our new java-based software promotion that randomly selects email addresses from the web from which winners were selected, thus making you the winner of the sum of £300,000.00GBP(Three Hundred Great British Pounds Starlings) and a Brand New Toyota Car. TOYOTA CAMRY 07 Specification: Engine 3.5-liter DOHC 24-valve Dual VVT-i V6 268 hp @ 6200 rpm 248 lb.-ft. @ 4700 rpm Ignition Electronic, with Toyota Direct Ignition Transmission 5-speed electronically controlled automatic overdrive transmission with intelligence (ECT-i) and sequential shift To claim your Prize of a TOYOTA CAMRY 07 model and £300, 000.00 GBP, please contact the Promo team with the following informations: 1. FULL NAME: 2. AGE: 3. SEX: 4. ADDRESS: 5. ZIP/POSTAL CODE: 6. STATE/PROVINCE: 7. COUNTRY: 8. PHONE: 9. OCCUPATION/POSITION: 10. METHOD OF COLLECTION OF CHEQUE: You are to choose an option among the listed below 1. By Courier Delivery which is usually faster 2. By Bank Transfer which you will have to provide us with your bank details.

You are advised to forward these information’s as soon as possible to enable us attend to your file. Please note that your winning has been deposited safely in the bank and your information will be needed before we can release your winnings. After you have sent down this information, a certificate will be prepared for you this is to be your proof of winning from this office to the payment center before they release your funds. You are advised to keep your winning numbers to yourself to avoid unscrupulous elements from taking advantage of the situation.

Once again, Congratulations.

Mr. Benny Kent
Tel: +447045729468
FOR TOYOTA PROMOTIONS.

So igore thes idiots, if you live in the U.K. please forward this information to your local constable.

This guy has sent me like 20 emails this week. He even discovered that ISOU exposes 419 spammers, and the idiot continues to send them to me. So let me do him a favor and give him some exposure!

Direct and private cell number +447024075280
Direct and private Telephone + 448714749902
Direct and private fax number + 448701310683
Dear Friend,

I am Mr. T. Smith , deputy senior regional manager at a
Commercial and Finance Bank in Yorkshire. I have urgent and very
confidential business
proposition for you. On June 6, 2000, Mr. Barry Kelly made a numbered time
(Fixed) Deposit for forty-eight months, (being four years) valued at
US$40,000,000.00,
(forty Million, Dollars) in my branch.

Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address
but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we
discovered from his employers, that Mr. Barry Kelly died from tsunami on his
holidays in Thailand 26 December 2004. On further investigation, I found out
that he died without making a WILL and all attempts to trace his next of kin
was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that
Mr. Barry
Kelly did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents,
including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of
US$40,000,000 has carefully been moved out of my bank to a security
company for
Safekeeping .No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to
British Law, at
the expiration of (three) years, the money will revert to the ownership of
the British Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the
owner of the money I deposited it in a security company in two trunk boxes
though the security company does not know the contents of the boxes as I
tagged them to be photographic materials for export. I am writing you because
I as a public servant (Manager with the bank), I cannot operate a foreign
account or have an account that is more than $1m.
I want to present you as the owner of the boxes in the security company
so you can be able to claim them with the help of my attorney. This is
simple. I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so
that the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents which will put you in
place as the as the owner of the boxes.

The money will be moved out for us to share in the ratio of 70% for me
and 30% for you. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this
transaction will be done by the Attorney and this will guarantees the
successful execution of this transaction.
If you are interested, please reply immediately via my email address
upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant
documents that will help you understand the transaction.
Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall
require your assistance to invest my share in (Buying of properties like
houses, hotels and doing charity works etc)
Please do send me your private/mobile telephone fax number so that we
can have a smooth communication.
Awaiting your urgent reply ONLY via my email( ttss7520062006@mixmail.com )

Thanks and regards.

TONY SMITH

COCACOLA ONLINE PROMOTIONS!!!

THE COCA COLA COMPANY Hong Kong/China office is giving Away a cash bonus of ($500,000.00) five hundred thousand dollars only.The Company is trying e-mail-to-e-mail advertising to introduce its products.

The reward you received for advertising for them is a cash prize of ($500,000.00) five hundred thousand dollars only.

Note: payment to be made only by ATM card.

To receive your cash/ATM card all you need to do is send us your

1. Full name
2. Address / contact number/which card should be sent
3. Country of origin
4. Occupation

5.Telephone Number
6.Email.

Please bear with us since it is a new payment policy to eradicate fraud.Within one week you will receive your card through swift card payment center www.swiftcard.com

A draw has just been concluded in Hong Kong last weekend (we contacted you via your email address).You must send your contact information to alexanderguzman_cocacola@yahoo.cn

Regards,
Alexander de Guzman
Promotion Manager
Hong Kong

+852 66308872

No Virginia, there is NO Coca Cola Lottery, and if there were, you would find your ticket on a can or bottle. Don't be deceived people.

BMW Does not either...

Attn: Winner,You won the sum of £750,000.00 GBP and a Bmw 5 series Car from our monthly Promotion,you are hereby advice to get back to us, to claimed your prize.Contact Mr.Thomas HooperExecutive Secretary/Claims agent Email: bmwclaimsdept04@hotmail.com(fill the below)
1.full name:
2.Home Address:
3.Age:
4.Sex:
5.Occupation:
7.Phone Number:
8.Nationality
9.Country Of Residence.

Eng.Engrl Lloyd Bradford
Online Co-coordinator

Dear Beneficiary,

I wish to notify you that you are being listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of
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the beneficiary to the inheritance since there is no written will. I am happy to
set-up all modalities,and provide you further details on your response and
acceptance.

In your acceptance of this deal, kindly forward your current telephone and fax
numbers and a forwarding address to enable the filling and updating of the necessary
documents for the high court probate here in the Netherlands; division for the
release of this sum of money.

Please reply to adjeharris@yahoo.co.uk

Regards,
Adv.Adje Harris
Contact Email:adjeharris@yahoo.co.uk

Delete it...
You know that no one owes you money.
This is a SCAM. You will be robbed. You have been warned.

I have recieved this EXACT same email in 5 unrelated accounts today, which indicates that this one has a massive distribution. If you get one of these, DELETE it, it is NOT legitimate.

Euro Millions Lottery.
Hoge Wei 28, 2011 Zaventem,
Belgium

Euro Millions are Affiliate of Belgium National (BNL).

Sir/Madam,

CONGRATULATIONS: YOU WON 1,000,000.00 EUROS.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of Euro Millions, which was held on the
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1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros). This lucky draw came first in the 2nd Category of
the Sweepstake.
You will receive the sum of 1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros) from our authorized
bank. Because of some mix-up with sweepstake prizes, including the time limited
placed on the payment of your prize: 1,000,000.00 Euros, we advice that you keep all
information about this prize confidential until your funds: 1,000,000.00 Euros have
been transferred to you by our bank. You must adhere to this instruction, strictly,
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This program has been abused severally in past, so we are doing our best to
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the watchful eyes of 8,000 spectators. Your e-mail address attached to e-ticket
number 05-32-44-45-50 (01-08), was selected and; it came out first by an e-ballot
draw from over 250,000 e-mail addresses (personal and corporate e-mail addresses).
This program is sponsored by CFI to compensate faithful internet suffers around the
globe. Congratulations for becoming one of the few lucky winners.
With your permission, your e-mail will also be included in the next sweepstake of
5Million Euros. You must claim y our prize: 1,000,000.00 Euros not later than 7
days from the moment you receive this e-mail. In order to avoid unnecessary delays
with your claim from the bank; please contact them immediately, and quote your
winning and personal information now, and in all your correspondence with the bank.

Here is the contact information:

Bank: Laagste Heypotheekofferte Bank. N.L.
Attention: Dirk Garvin.
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E-mail: laagsthekbank@aim.com
Telephone: +31 616 859 048
Fax : (+3184) 735-9610.

Furnish them with the following:
(i). your name(s),
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(iii) Your contact address
(iv) Your winning information (including amount won).
Congratulations. Yours Faithfully
Vjertis Von Adrian (Ms.) CPA.
Coordinator: Euro Millions.

WINNING NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to announce the result of the Honda Automobile Award
Sweepstakes Program held on 15th of February 2008 your email address
subsequently won the jackpot.You have therefore been approved to claim a
total sum of 350,000.00GBP along side with a Brand New Honda CR-V Car.
Contact our authorized claims agent (Barrister Williams Morgan)with the
following information.
1. Full Names:
2. Age:
3. Telephone Number:
4. Contact Address:
5. Next of Kin:
6. Comments about our Promotion:
7.Occupation:
Barrister Williams Morgan
HONDA AWARD CLAIMS AGENT
Email: williamsmgan@hotmail.com
Phone contact: +447011149480

And Honda is not in the Lottery business...

Warm Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for
your international certified bank draft of $900,000 USD
(Nine Hundred Thousand United States Dollars),
but I did not hear from you since that time. Then
I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out of the country for
a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till end of
March, 2008. What you have to do now is to contact
the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE DELIVERY as soon as
possible to know when they will deliver your package
to you because of the expiring date. For your information,
I have paid for the Delivering Charges, Insurance Premium
and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing
that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist
attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE is to deliver your Draft direct to your postal
Address in your country is $185.00 USD (One Hundred
and Eighty Five United States Dollars) only being Security
Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't
be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except
$185.00 USD. I would have paid that but they opposed
because they do not know when you will contact them and
in case of demurrage.You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this information
below;

Contact Person: Mr. Nicholas L. Taylor
Email Address: courierscompany@diplomats.com

Endeavour to furnish them with these details below so you
could be easily attended to:

1.YOUR FULL NAME......................................
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS........................................
3 YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER...............................
4.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE....................................

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you
receive this mail with the above details to avoid any further
delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee
of $185.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.

You should also let me know through email as soon as you
receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,
Dr. Cedric Morgan.

That there are people greedy and stupid enough to fall for such ignorant crap.

CHINESE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE LOTTERY DRAW

2008 BEIJING OLYMPIC GAMES
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second dip of our computer
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To claim your winning,
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You are also advice to furnish them with the following
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Your Names:-
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Your Nationality{Your
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Your winning Numbers:

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PROMOTIONS

23 Ramat Park, Ikpoba Ogha Local Government, Edo State, Nigeria.

Dear friend in Christ, Calvary Greetings in Jesus
name. It is a great blessing writing you from
Nigeria. I hope all is well with you this moment
and pray that this letter meet you well in Christ.
By His grace I am a Christian and I gave my life
to Christ 6 years ago. I am married with two
children. I am now working as a part time clerk
in an office where I earn just little to keep going
for now. Please help me pray for a permanemt
job. There is computer email in the office where
I serve so I am able to reach you. I am a
member of Life and Light Bible Church which is
a small but living church with about 20
members. I serve in the outreach arm of the
church and we go out for evangelism winning
souls. Not every one can go to house to house
evangelism because many are busy so they find
time to do their personal evangelism in their
place of work and on their way home. There is
great joy in reaching out to the unsaved. A lot
of time my heart tells me that I have not done
much for Christ but in evangelism I know that I
am doing much. In our house to house
evangelism lat year we converted a very nice
couple Mr. & Mrs. Aduno Seye and although they
do not fellowship in my church I go to see them
every week to pray and comfort them. They
fellowship in a near by church to their house
because they cannot trek the distance to my
church. They are almost 80 years old and they
are very committed to Christ. They have been in
need of bibles because they cannot buy. I want
to appeal to you on their behalf to please send
two bibles for them. The bibles with giant print
of words will be the good one because of their
sight. If you can get the ones with the super
print it will be better for them. Please help
them. I need a strongs exhuastive bible
concerdance for my use. This book has a lot of
help in bible study and research. Please help
me for one. I cannot afford it. Thank you for
this wonderful help and may the Lord bless you
as you help. Please send the bibles through my
residential address above and please send the
bibles by insured postage for safe delivery.
Keep me as the apple of the eye, hide me
under the shadow of thy wings, Psalm 17:8

I can look up to you oh dearest Father in
heaven, and know that I am dear unto thee as
the apple of your eye. All the saints of God are
dear to God at all times, but the persecuted
saints, they are the apple of God's eye. If at
any time they are dear to God, then especially
when they are most persecuted. As the eye of
the believer is ever toward the Lord and as the
eye of the believer searches the words of life to
find comfort and deliverence, so does the eye
of God looks in tender care over our every
need. The eye of God find sweet fellowship in
those who watch intently towards Him and trust
in His loving care.

In Christ,
Ebierierie Uponaviusi

It is very easy for people to get free bibles, this is a scam, do not answer these idiots.

And this is another one. However it is designed to scam greedy people. You know damned well that you have no money outstanding from the Nigerians, so if you get ripped off, you deserve it.

INDEPENDENT CORRUPT PRACTICES COMMISSION(ICPC) HEADQUARTER: LAGOS HOUSE, IKEJA GOVERNMENT QUARTERS. MOTTO: NO MAN IS ABOVE THE LAW. YOU AND THE LAW

Re: Intercepted Transfer By National Drug Law
Enforcement/Anti-Terrorist Commission.

Dear Sir/Madam,

It was reported by the American Embassy to our
Minister for Foreign Affairs in the united state of
America on Friday been the 24th of DECEMBER 2007 over
your impending funds($10,500,000.00) which was
intercepted by the National Drug Law Enforcement/Anti-
Terrorist Commission. We have investigated your
transaction through the apex bank of Nigeria(CBN),
Wenoticed that you made several attempt to transfer
your funds but to no avail. Our investigation
continued to the judiciary upper house(National House
of Assembly),The Senate monitoring team gave an
unsatisfactory report to your transaction, hence the
chairman is presently under investigation for
conspiracy and with an intension to divert your funds.

We have in our powers as the only and approved office
by the Federal Government of Nigeria taken absolute
possession of your funds which has been deposited with
H.S.B.C BANK PLC LONDON. In consonance with the law
guiding this organization, It might interest you to
know that Prof Charles Soludo and others shall be
interrogated and if found guilty, they shall have no
option than to pay whatever you have spent in the
past.

Below is your information with us but we still advise
that you re-confirm this again as we shall not be held
responsible for any misdirection of your transfer.

Bank name:USBank
1015 Industry Road
Lexington,Kentucky 40505
A/C Name:
A/C# 189706657
Routing# 034577123
Swift Transfer# usbkus44imt

In other to avert any form of difficulties or problem
with your trans action,you will be paid via our
orresponding bank in London. This is baseon our
bilateral relationship with the United Kingdom(UK).
You might be a foreigner in the United State and for
this reason no American Bank would accept an
individual transfer to such an amount of money. It
might also interest you to know that since the
September 11th attack by terrorist in America, they
have beefed up their security even to banks and the
flow of cash is totally checkmated. The homeland
security agent even in the airport despite your
position as a diplomat, You must be searched. The same
situation is applicable here in Nigeria and even in
the United Kingdom.For this reason, your funds will be
only and safely released to you through an
organization which is registered by the government of
this country.

Our interaction with the National Drug Law
Enforcement/Anti- Terrorist Commission was real but
due to the fact that the homeland securities even in
the banks are n ot convinced and your transfer was
halt.Finally, we have your funds in our custody and it
is safe but will be transferred via our corresponding
bank.

You are advised to reply this mail immediately Should you fail to respond as advised
then we shall have no option than to confiscate this funds in agreement with the law
governing this organization. We promise
to give you our professional service that will ensure your
quick receive of your funds within 7days.

Yours Faithfully,

Dr. Ugo B. Emeson.
Head:ICPC

This scammer actually went to the trouble of establishing a website. Its tacky and amateur, but its up and running...

Dear Sir/Madam

How are you, your family work and other things, i assume you are doing great.

Well, my name is Mr.Dough Osmond Stewart.
I am the MD/CEO of OSMOND SL INCOPORATION, here in London.

I just return back from Canada where i went on a business bidding with
an oil company, and i need to have my company associated with an
international professional, i therefore seek to contact you on a
mutual related partnership that could last forever.

I will be so pleased to personally meet with you so that i can
officially present you with my company's proposals for pertnership
with you to be member of my executive committee and i will as well so
so pleased to be associated with your personality in my bidding with
the Canadian oil firm.

I look forward for your immediate response for a quick action and to
schedule an appointment on how to meet or if there is a better way i
can forward the hard copies of my proposals to you.

Thanks in Advance.

Mr. Dough Osmond Stewart.
MD/CEO OSMONDS SL INCOPORATION.
LONDON.

Website:www.osmondslinc.com
Email:doughstewart@osmondslinc.com

Again I ask, who is more stupid, the people who write these idiotic scam mails... (Well at least they are making money), or the MORONS who actually allow these people to steal from them.

FROM: MR.JESLIE CHUI Bank of China (Hong Kong) SUNCHINE CITY BRANCH, Shop 16, Block C&D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan New Territories, Hong Kong. (Email:) jesliechui@hotmail.com

Good Day,

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you.

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Jeslie Chui, Senior Treasury Manager of Bank of China (Hong Kong), Sunshine City Branch, Shop 16, Blocks C & D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan, New Territories, Hong Kong. I have an obscured Business suggestion for you.

In October, 2002, my late client Ghazi Musa Hassan, an Iraqi Crude oil merchant made a numbered fixed deposit of Ten million Eight Hundred Thousand United State Dollars (US$10,800,000.00) only in my branch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war (U.S and Iraqi war), Five years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Ghazi Musa Hassan, and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit his home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was:
http://www.iraqmemorialwall.org/iraqicasualties.html

After further investigation it was also discovered that Ghazi Musa Hassan did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit and he also confided in me the last time he was in my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Ten million Eighth Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration six {6} years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Ghazi Musa Hassan so that you will be able to receive his funds.

MODALITIES:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Ghazi Musa Hassan, all that is required from you is to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the movement of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. We are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents in your favor.

There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. There is no risk involved at all in this matter, I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is for you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for you but this can be subjected to further negotiations. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. Please observe this instruction religiously.

Should you be interested please send me your,

1, Full Names,
2, Private Phone Number,
3, Current Residential Address,

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below: and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this operation. Your earliest response to this letter through my private email address: jesliechui@hotmail.com will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Jeslie Chui.

Thje idiot sent me like four versions of the same email, to different email addresses.

FROM: MR.JESLIE CHUI Bank of China (Hong Kong) SUNCHINE CITY BRANCH, Shop 16, Block C&D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan New Territories, Hong Kong. (Email:) chuijeslie@live.com

Good Day,

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because
you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual
interest to share with you. Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr.
Jeslie Chui, Senior Treasury Manager of Bank of China (Hong Kong), Sunshine
City Branch, Shop 16, Blocks C & D, Sunshine City, Ma On Shan, New
Territories, Hong Kong. I have an obscured Business suggestion for you.

In October, 2002, my late client Ghazi Musa Hassan, an Iraqi Crude oil
merchant made a numbered fixed deposit of Ten million Eight Hundred Thousand
United State Dollars (US$10,800,000.00) only in my branch. Upon maturity
several notice was sent to him, even during the war (U.S and Iraqi war),
Five years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and
still no response came from him. We later found out that Ghazi Musa Hassan,
and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit his
home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was:
http://www.iraqmemorialwall.org/iraqicasualties.html

After further investigation it was also discovered that Ghazi Musa Hassan
did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper
work of his bank deposit and he also confided in me the last time he was in
my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Ten
million Eighth Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my
bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is
that according to the laws of my country at the expiration six {6} years the
funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody
applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is
that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Ghazi
Musa Hassan so that you will be able to receive his funds.

MODALITIES:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall
come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary
document that will back you up as the next of kin to Ghazi Musa Hassan, all
that is required from you is to provide me with your Full Names and Address
so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next
of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure
the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the movement
of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. We are going to
adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary
documents in your favor.

There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking.
There is no risk involved at all in this matter, I have evaluated the risks
and the only risk I have here is for you refusing to work with me and
alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good
fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of
relevance in my life. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all
matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your
nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for
you but this can be subjected to further negotiations. I send you this mail
not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within
me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never
come easy or on a platter of gold. Please observe this instruction
religiously.

Should you be interested please send me your,

1, Full Names,
2, Private Phone Number,
3, Current Residential Address,

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below and
finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this
operation. Your earliest response to this letter through my private email
address: jesliechui@hotmail.com will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Jeslie Chui.

But I have been recieving 419 emails with this name for years... It is clear how stupid these people are, this has got to be one of the most "googled," name in 419 scam history, and yet the monkeys can not resist using it....

Urgent Assistance

Dear Sir/Madam

After going through your profile I decided to contact you for friendship and
assistace and distribution of my inherentance
I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any Pains so I decided to
contact you through this medium. I got your Contact through a personal search via
the internet. As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I
Believe everyone will die someday.

My name is Jennifer Wilson I am a dying woman who have decided to donate What I have
to you/ church/charity Organizations. I am 54 years old and I was diagnosed with
esophageal Cancer for about 7 Years ago, immediately after the death of my husband
who lived all his Life in America, who has left me everything he worked for.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared For anyone.
Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only
focus on my self as that was the only thing I Cared for. But now I regret all this
as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the
money in the world. I Believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this
world I would Live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know
My time is near I have been touched by God to donate from what I have Inherited from
my late husband for the good work of God, rather than Allow my relatives to use my
husband hard earned funds ungodly.

So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, London
and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self
any more. I once asked members of my family to Close one of my accounts and donate
the money, which I have there to Charity organization in Bulgaria; they refused and
kept the money to Themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended With what I
have left for them. The last of my money which is the huge Cash deposit that I have
with Financial Firm Abroad .I will want you to Help me collect this deposit and
dispatched it to charity organizations And let them know that it is me Jennifer
Wilson that is making this Generous donation.

I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed where I wait for my
time to come. I pray that God uses you to support and assist Me with good heart
Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to Forgive me
and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be Going in for an
operation in less than few days. I decided to WILL/donate the money to you for the
good work of the lord, And also to help the motherless and less privilege and also
for the Assistance of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27).

I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit This money
and my husband relatives are not inclined to helping poor Persons and I do not want
my husband's hard earned money to be misused Or spent in the manner in which my late
husband did not specify. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now
due to the Fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I wish you All
the best and May the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use The funds well
and always extend the good work to others.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until The task is
accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize My last wish. And Also I
will be contacting with you by email as I don't Want my relation or anybody to know
because they are always around me.

Regards,
Jennifer Wilson Mrs.
Please contact me through the email address below
jeniferwilson23@aim.com

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today of winners of the MICROSOFT WORD E-MAIL MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY PROGRAMS held on 21st JANUARY 2008. Your company or your personal e-mail address is attached to winning number 21-1JANUARY-2007-02 MSW, with serial number S/N-00179 drew the lucky numbers 887-13-865-37-10-83, and consequently won in the first lottery category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of GBP 1,000,000.00POUNDS credited to file REF NO: MSW-L/200-334841 This is from total prize money of GBP 7,000,000.00 POUNDS, shared among the SEVEN (7) international winners in this category. Your assigned claims officer contact email is:

Mr.Joe Harrison
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Head Winning Claims Dept
E-mail Address: microsoftwordagent_joeharrison@yahoo.dk

Microsoft does not sponsor a lottery, and if they did, dont you think they would use a Microsoft email address to respond?

Please do not ask me if these are real! Please do not ask me how you can get YOUR Money. These are all scams.

Dear E-mail Bearer, You have won the sum of £500,000 GBP in the Yahoo/Msn Online Sweepstake Promo head on this 2008 new year. Your Winning Number is YM09788. To further the claims of your prize, you are advise to contact your claims department with the below informations.

Send Your
Full Names:
Address:
Sex:
Age:
Occupation:
Tel / Mobile / Fax #
Nationality:
Country Of Residence:

Contact Person: Mr. Alexander Hart
E-mail: windowslive.eventmanager@live.com

Congratulations once again.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Gloria Bent
Online Coordinator

British Online Co-ordinators Ref: UK/776090X2/23 Batch: 013/06/8394369

FINAL NOTIFICATION

We happily announce to you the Draw (06/1096) of the UK NATIONAL
LOTTERY,online UK National Lottery program held on Draw
1214 10th January,2008.Your e-mail address attached to Ticket
Number:8603775966738 wit Serialnumber 5368/02drew the
Winning Numbers:06,10,11,19,22,46(bonusno.40)

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of
£1,500,000(OneMillion Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling
payout in Us dollars;2,776,646.55 in cash credited to
fileXYL/26510460037/06.

To file for your claim please contact our fiduciary agent Sir David
Rex.with details below:
Name:Sir David Rex
Phone Number: + 44 703 193 0612,009 44 703 193 0612
E-mail : uknlenquiry.consultancedepartment_sirdavidrex@hotmail.co.uk
FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY:
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:
DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH:
PHONE/FAX NUMBERS:
NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN:
SEX:
OCCUPATION:
MARITAL STATUS:
NATIONALITY:
TICKET NUMBER AND SERIAL NUMBER:
AMOUNT WON:
You can come down in person to collect your funds here in the UK.
1,Have our affiliate courier company send the cheque to YOU.
2,Congratulations once again from all our staff for being a part ofour
Promotions program.
Mr. SANFORD GOTSDINER
The society lotteries are managed by Sisson Marketing International
Limited,certified by the Gambling Commission ELM
Certification180/3/2.©Uk National Lottery 2007.

Dear Eligible Winner,

As authorized payment agents, we are required by law to disburse the first round award of $4,687.63 (Four Thousand, Six Hundred Eighty-Seven Dollars and Sixty-Three Cents) to the correct recipient, but we must verify that you have the winning first round claim number before we can send this money to you. To submit your claim for verification, click here. Your provisional Claim Code # 13750228 in conjunction with your email address is yours and yours alone, and has not been issued to any other person. You must act before the deadline date stated above or your claim will be void and these funds will definitely be distributed to some other claimant.

You will also be given the FREE opportunity to win more than $11,000,000.00 within the next 24 hours.

There is no cost to submit your claim, and no further obligation on your part.

Sincerely,

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MasterCard/Microsoft INTERNATIONAL MEGA JACKPOT Bradford City Centre Branch 7 hustlergate bradford, West Yorkshire MICROSOFT OFFICE, UNITED KINGDOM DIRECTOR; MR. ASHLEY STEVE.JR

Attn:Winner
Winning No:M/card/456/2008
Ticket No:Mcard/647/2008
AMOUNT WON: 500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds).
This email address has brought you an unexpected luck,Your e-mail address was selected and confirmed by our co-sponsor Microsoft International, through their latest internet software. You are therefore been approved by MasterCard Int. /Microsoft UK the sum of 500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds).

CO NTACT CLAIMS ADMINISTRATOR.
Name:Mr Rivera Maquel
Email: mltc_gnt2008@yahoo.co.uk
Phone: # : +44 704 570 2006
Fax: # +44(0)701 114 0141
MasterCard / Microsoft Promotion Department
Do email the above Claims Administrator, at once with all the claims requirements below. To avoid unnecessary delay. They are needed to proceed.

Claims Requirements:
1. Full Name:.....................................
2. Address:.......................................
3. Nationality:...................................
4. Age:.......... Date of Birth:.................
5. Occupation:........................Sex...................
6. Phone:................Fax:.....................
7. State of Origin:...........Country:............

PROCEEDURES / RIGHTS AND PRECAUTIONS.
Choose from payment options and Contact the Claims Administrator via email with all your claims requirements well filled @ mltc_gnt2008@yahoo.co.uk
(i).Electronic Bank Transfer.
(ii).Delivery of Certified Check of 500,000.00 by a registered Courier Company.

Secretary,
Mrs.Mercy Hunt
MasterCard / Microsoft Mega Jackpot.
Copyright 2008 Microsoft Inc. All rights reserved

Microsoft IS NOT in the Lottery Business

HAPPY NEW YEAR we have provided you a great new that will change your life.Microsoft chairman.Mr Bill Gate,has decided to help all e mail users this year.

This promotion was held in madrid spain.Your e mail address came a
lucky winner of the sum of 170,000.00 euro.With a ticket numbers:
01,05,22,45,88,batch numbers: 15558 and reference number: ES/NP/CC/08.

Contact your appointed agent.Mr.Julian Alonso on the
contact informations below.For your claim to be proccess you are
advised to take to avery instruction of your agent.Mr.Julian Alonso.Contact him with the follow:

Batch numbers:
Reference numbers:
Ticket numbers:
Your full name:
Address:
Country:
Tel/Fax numbers:
Winning email address.
Alternative email address(Optional):

FINANCE DEPARTMENT

Mr.Julian Alonso.
Mrs.Raquel Moreno
Tel/Fax: +34-656-276-595
E mail: publicfinanceag@aol.com & publicfinanceag@ozu.es

Any one below the age of 18 is authomatically disqualified.

Wishing you happy new year
Coordinator
Laurita Eduardo Miguel(MS)

These idiots continue to get away with this stupidity. Obviously their are people stupid and greedy enough to fall for this scam.

Dear Friend,
I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund
transferred to a Swiss Account with the co-operation of a new partner
from
England who is an international business man. Presently I'm in england
for
investment projects with my own share of the total sum.
Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me
in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how that is
why I decided to compensate you for the effort invested before now an i
would like you to know that the ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN
STATES has your backing and will be directing you on what to do to get
your funds.

Now contact my secretary, his contacts are:

Name: Mr Dale Micheal
Email: mrdalemicheal@gmail.com

Ask him to send you the total sum of $4,000,000.00 (Four Million United
StateDollars) which I kept for your compensation for all the past
efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your
efforts at that time so well. So feel free and get in touched with my
secretary
Mr. Dale Micheal and instruct him where to send the Money to you.
Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share
the
joy after all the stress in getting the fail fund.At the moment, I am
very busy here because of the investment projects which I and the new
partner are having at hand.

Finally, remember that I had forwarded instructions to my secretary on
your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with
Mr. Dale Micheal and he will send the amount to you without any delay.
Get Back to my secretary with your filled out informations for the
processing of your fund:

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER:
AGE:
STATUS:
OCCUPATION:
COUNTRY:

Regards,
Dr. Terry Edmond.

You also have to wonder why these thieves and scumbags like to use Christianity so much in their schemes....

GREETINGS MY BELOVED IN CHRIST.
I AM MRS STELLA COLLINS FROM SIERRA LEON, A WIDOW TO TOM COLLINS I AM 54 YEARS OLD, I AM NOW A NEW CHRISTAN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST, FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON'T LIVE MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE.
MY LATE HUSBAND WAS AN AMBASSADOR OF SIERRA LEON IN COTE D'IVOIRE.HE DIED LAST FIVE YEARS IN A CIVIL WAR IN COTE D'IVOIRE,AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD'T PRODUCE ANY CHILD.MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH. THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DIVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA ASIA,AND EUROPE.
I SELECTED YOU AFTER READ YOUR PROFILE AND I PRAYED OVER IT. I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $5,000.000U.USD(FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THE FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY BANK IN ABIDJAN COTE D'IVORIE. ONCE I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL FORWARD TO YOU ALL THE FORMATIONS YOU WILL USE TO GET THIS FUND RELEASED FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY AND TO BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT. I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE SURE FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY UPON VANITY.
MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY.

YOUR SISTER IN CHRIST
STELLA COLLINS

And another Mugu Banker

DEAR FRIEND,

I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE. I AM THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER IN BANK OF AFRICA (BOA), OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I HOPED THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO REPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR FAMILIES.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF (USD$25) MILLION TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 10 TO 14 BANKING DAYS. THIS MONEY HAS BEEN DORMANT FOR YEARS IN OUR BANK WITHOUT CLAIM. I WANT THE BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEAREST PERSON TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER (THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT) DIED ALONG WITH HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN IN AN AIR CRASH SINCE JULY, 2000.
I DON'T WANT THE MONEY TO GO INTO OUR BANK TREASURER ACCOUNT AS AN ABANDONED FUND. SO THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CONTACTED YOU SO THAT THE BANK CAN RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER. PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL AS A TOP SECRET AND DELETE IT IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.
UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL GIVE YOU FULL DETAILS ON HOW THE BUSINESS WILL BE EXECUTED AND ALSO NOTE THAT YOU WILL HAVE 30% OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED SUM IF YOU AGREE TO HANDLE THIS BUSINESS WITH ME? AND 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT WARRANT ON THE PROCESS BEFORE THE FUND GET INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SUCH AS TELEPHONE CALLS BILLS (ETC).

BEST REGARD.
MR YUSUF MUSA.

The idiots who do these fake lottery scams are getting lazier, or they just dont have to work that hard to steal some people's money...

Uk national lottery head office, P.o. box 1764, Victoria sw1v 4dp, London,England. Dear winner, We are pleased to inform you of the result of the uk Lottery Winners,the International programs held on, sat 5th Jan, 2008. Your E-mail Address was attached to a ticket number 56475600545188 with serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers. Your email has won a total Cash Prize. You have therefore been Approved to claim a total sum of £1,000,000GB Ps(one million great british Pounds ) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03 and a consolation prize of Dell pentium 4 laptop, T-shirt and face cap. To file your claims please contact our fiduciary claims officer, Contact:Mr. Dave Harris Email:harris_fiduciaryclaimsagent07@yahoo.co.uk Telephone: +447- 045- 754- 011 DETAILS OF BENEFICIARY VERIFICATIONS FORM Full Name:............................ Full Address:......................... Nationality:.......................... Occupation:........................... Age:.................................. Sex:.................................. Reference numbers:.................... Ticket number:........................ Phone number(land/mobile):............ Regards Miss Rose Wood Co-ordinator European Prize Award.

"BECAUSE BAD PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD HAS MADE US NOT TO TRUST THE GOOD ONCE AGAIN. BEFORE ANY THING I WILL WANT YOU TO PUT ALL TRUST IN GOD ALMIGHTY,WITH HIS HOLY AND MERCIFUL NAME ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE."

Yea, BAD PEOPLE LIKE YOU, Dirtbag....

DEAREST ONE,
I AM WRITTING YOU THIS EMAIL ONLY TO SEEK FOR YOUR ASISTANCE IN GOOD FAITH.AFTER READING MY MAIL,I WILL WANT YOU TO BEAR WITH MY REQUEST AND BE OF GOOD ASISTANCE TO ME,BECAUSE BAD PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD HAS MADE US NOT TO TRUST THE GOOD ONCE AGAIN. BEFORE ANY THING I WILL WANT YOU TO PUT ALL TRUST IN GOD ALMIGHTY,WITH HIS HOLY AND MERCIFUL NAME ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.
I AM GEMBA YAO, AN IVORIENNE (IVORY COAST)NATIONALITY.THE ONLY SON OF LATE MR.ALLEN YAO,MY FATHER WAS A VERY RICH COCOA MERCHANT, BASED IN ABIDJAN; THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTINGS TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL .
MY MOTHER DIED ON OCTOBER 24,2002, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL SINCE I AM MOTHERLESS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON MARCH 26,2003 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL WHERE HE WAS ADMITTED, HE CALLED ME SECRETLY TO HIS BED SIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE KEPT A SUM $7. 500.000 (SEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS)COMPILE IN A METALLIC BOX AND DEPOSITED WITH ONE OF THE SECURITY CONPANY IN ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE.HE ADVICED ME TO RUN OUT OF THE COUNTRY IMMEDIATELY. MY LATE FATHER ALSO SAID THAT THE SECURITY COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW THE CONTENT OF THE BOX.
HE DECLEARED IT AS FAMILY TREASURES AND USED MY NAME (GEMBA YAO)AS HIS ONLY SON FOR THE NEXT OF KIN.HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS MONEY HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS PARTNER AND THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRYOF MY CHOICE WHERE I WOULD TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR AN INVESTMENT PURPOSE, SUCH AS : REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT OR STOCK MARKET INVESTMENT.

I AM HONOURABLY SOLICITING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE AS FOLLOWS :
1) TO HELP ME CLAIM THE BOX FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY.
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THESE FUND, SINCE I AM A BOY OF 21 YEARS OLD.
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY TO CONTINUE MY EDUCATIONAL CAREER AND TO PROCURE ME A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

I AM INCLINED TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS A MODE OF COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORTS AFTER THE CLAIM OF THESE FUND TO YOUR COUNTRY.
PLEASE,I WILL BE VERY HAPPY IF THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE CONCLUDED WITH IN SEVEN (7) WORKING DAYS FROM NOW.
I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER WHICH WILL ENABLE ME TO GIVE YOU A CALL AND WE TALK IN DETAILS ON HOW YOU CAN CLAIM THE BOX ON MY BEHALF.

I AM POSITIVE THAT THIS WILL NOT TAKE TOO MUCH OF YOUR TIME AS SUCH I URGE YOU TO LOOK AT THIS DUTY AS A CALL FOR THE SERVICE FROM GOD, ALSO A CALL FOR HELPING ME OUT OF THIS MY PRESENT TRIAL,A CALL TO PUT A SMILE ON THE FACES OF PEOPLE IN DISTRESS.

THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
MY BEST REGARDS,
GEMBA YAO

DONATION FOR THE LORD From: Mrs. Monica Tema

PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.I am the above name person from Sierra-Leone. I am married to Dr Ebenezer Tema who worked with Sierra Leonian Embassy in South Africa for nine years before he died in the year 2001. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians and we lived happilly. Since his death, I decided not to re-marry.
When my late husband was alive he secured $15Million (Fifteen Million U.S. Dollars) with financial institution here in Cote D'Ivoire. Presently, this money is still with the financial institution. Recently, my Doctor told me that from all the test conducted on my health, I am not going to last long, expecially, due to my cancer and stroke. But what disturbs me most now is stroke.
Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to churches or Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct. I want a church or individual that will use this money to fund churches, Orphanages and Widows. Also, the propagation of the work of God, building and maintaining the house of God through this money, is very important.
The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians. I don?t want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers, for their own selfish interest and in an ungodly manner. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.
I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me sometimes. I don't want them to know about this development, but I know that With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Financial institution in Ivory coast. I will also give you all information regarding the deposit of this money. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original- beneficiary of this fund. I want you and your church to always pray for me because God work in misterious ways. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Who ever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you soon.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Monica Tema

It should... These idiots are too stupid to come up with an original scam.

Despite the fact that I have exposed this clown TWICE already on the blog, he persist..... Now has anyone ever heard of Federal Express having a package for someone, asking security for the package, and then not knowing the name of the person who is supposed to recieve the package. If Federal Express, Microsoft, Legitimate Lotteries, etc