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September 22, 2008
Man, these people are stupid...

Robert Mueller? fbi.us.gov@usa.com, gimme a break!


From: "Robert S. Mueller, III"
Date: September 22, 2008 12:38:25 PM GMT-06:00
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
Reply-To:

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS, WASHINGTON, D.C.
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
http://www.fbi.gov

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.


ATTN; THE BENEFICIARY

We the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI Honolulu) United States of America have discovered through our intelligent monitoring network that you have a transaction going on as either inheritance payment, Lottery or contract payment in a tone of Millions of United States Dollars which have been approved but have not been settled. This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract / inheritance file after close monitoring and found out why you have not received your payment, both on your part and on the part of your debtors.

Secondly, we have been informed that you are still dealing with the non officials in the bank who are attempting to secure the release of your fund to you. We wish to advise you that this is illegal and you should stop further communication with them forthwith because such an illegal act like this can lead to cancellation of your fund.

we have been having so many complains from people who have been scammed around the world hence, after concluding in a meeting with Members of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), we came to a conclusion that every payment will be made through the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN). We also concluded on the use of ELECTRONIC ATM PAYMENT SYSTEM as the only direct means to pay all beneficiaries.(say no to fraud)

By this method, your funds will be loaded in TWO BATCHES into an ATM card, and sent to you, from this card you can withdraw a maximum of us$20,000. Per day from any ATM machine worldwide, BUT from the financial houses there is no limit. So if you would like to receive your funds in this way please send your following information to the paying bank.

(1)Your Full Name: _____________
(2)Your Complete Address (Physical Address with Zip Code not
P.O.BOX) : _______________________
(3)Name of City of Residence:________________________________
(4)Country:_____________Direct Telephone Number:_____________
(5)Mobile Number:___________________Fax Number:______________
(6)Age:______Sex:______Occupation:___________________________
(7)Working Identity Card/Int'l Passport:___________,

Below are the contact details of the PAYING BANK (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA)
in the Federal Republic Of Nigeria to whom you will send your information
for the processing of the ATM card as soon as possible:

CONTACT PERSON: MR. DAVID WEST
HEAD OF OPERATIONS, ATM CARD PAYMENT SYSTEM
DEBIT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.(CBN)
EMAIL: davidwestkk@live.com

call him on his Mobile Number +234 70 55477568

The DEBIT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION has been mandated to issue out your payments for this fiscal year 2008. Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) who claim that to be established agents using it to defraud innocent people worldwide. This is to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.

WE ARE THE PRIDE OF AMERICA.

God bless you and your family.
God bless United State of America
God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Faithfully Yours,

MR .ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
FOR COROPORATE AFFAIRS
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI Honolulu)
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.


And here's another one:

From the Desk of:
ENGR. JOHN LAMBO
Director-General
Project Implementation, Budget &
Finance, Liquified Natural Gas (LNG).
Tel: 234-1-790-2617
234-805-405-393

ATTN:CEO/PRESIDENT
FUND INVESTMENT ASSISTANCE
It is my great pleasure in writing you this letter on behalf of my Director and his colleagues. We got your particulars through a buiness promotion and real estate journal, hence we seek your assistance. I have decided to seek a confidential investment co-operation with you in the execution of a project described hereunder for the benefit of all parties involved. I hope you will keep it confidential because of the personalities that are involved. I’m Engr. John Lambo, Director-General, Project Implementation, Budget & Finance, Liquified Natural Gas (LNG) who mandated me to contact you for a high profile fund investment.
We awarded a contract to a Foreign Firm for Turn around maintenance and supply of Monax Axial to three (3) refineries here in Nigeria. After the execution and commission of the project, we are left in our possession as over bill payment totaling US$27,350,000.00 (Forty Million Seven Hundred & Fifty Thousand US Dollars Only); which we want to transfer abroad with your assistance and co-operation to transfer the money into your bank account.
The amount represented some percentage of the total value executed on behalf of my Ministry by a foreign contracting firm, which we over-invoiced and increased deliberately.
Though the actual contract cost have been paid to the original contractor, leaving the balance in the tune of (US$40.750m) the said amount, which we have gotten approval to remit to foreign bank account we will provide by filing in an application through my ministry for the transfer of right and privileges of the former contractor to you, since we are civil servant, we are prohibited by the law to operate or own foreign account.
We are seeking your assistance in providing a good bank account into which we can remit this fund by acting as our main partner/trustee or sub-contractor, upon application for claim to reflect the payment and approvals to be secured on your behalf.
I have the authority of my boss and his partners to propose that should you be willing to assist us in the transaction, your share of the sum will be 30% of the total sum.
We propose to you as the trustee/manager of the fund that we intend to invest the fund into real estate and capital market. Upon your response and indication to assist us, we shall discuss the modalities of sharing formula as it concerns your compensation for your expected assistance.
All logistics are in place and all modalities worked out for a smooth conclusion of this transaction within the next few working days of commencement. Contact me on this my confidential Tel: 234-1-790-2617, 234-805-405-3936 as to indicate your willingness in assisting us so that
I can tell you what next to do. I am at your disposal to entertain any question(s) from you with respect to this transaction. So, contact me immediately through my confidential telephone numbers as indicated above for further information on the requirements and procedures for this transaction.
The transaction itself is 100% risk-free provided you treat it with utmost confidentiality.
1.YourTelephone/fax numbers for effective communication,2.Your Direct Email
adress. Treat with utmost urgency and confidentiality.
Yours faithfully,
ENGR. JOHN LAMBO
Director-General (LNG)


Posted by David A at September 22, 2008 01:49 PM
Filed Under 419 Scams | 1101 Words
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