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December 04, 2007
I have not published many of these lately...

Please remember people, you can not win a lottery that you did not enter.

SWISS-LOTTO NETHERLANDS Palistrinalaan 44, 8011vn, Zwolle Netherlands https://www.swisslotto.ch

!!!CONGRATULATION YOU ARE A WINNER!!!.

The Board of Directors, members of staff and the International Promotion Department of the SWISS-LOTTO Satellite lottery, Netherlands, wishes to congratulate you on your success as the STAR PRIZE WINNER in this years' SWISS-LOTTO Satellite lottery Netherlands International Promotion (SLP) .The late notice was due to mix up email addresses, no tickets were sold, and you were randomly selected as a winner.

This comes with a prize of Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euro
(?750,000) Euros in the SWISS-LOTTO Satellite Software email lottery in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by Software powered by the Internet through the worldwide website.

Your email address was amongst those chosen this year for the SWISS-LOTTO Satellite lottery. And this promotion is proudly sponsored by the SWISS-LOTTO NETHERLANDS organization. The selection process was carried out through random selection in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a million email addresses from the World Wide Web. Each email address was attached to a ticket number and your email address with ticket number:
KY/098/HG/7BN was randomly selected as the star prize winner amongst other consolation prize winners.

Your email address, attached to Ref number 18, 43, 5, 7, 14, 17 with Serial number SLN/2378-32 drew the lucky Numbers 56, and consequently won the lottery in the "A" Category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of ? 750,000 Euros.( Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euros).

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European Booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In View of this, your ? 750,000 Euros will be released to you by our accredited claims agent located in Europe. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your winning funds as soon as you contact them.

To file for your claim, kindly fill the verification form below and send it to the accredited Claims Manager, Mr. Luis Johnson of the claims department through email, stating your receipt of this notification. He has been mandated to offer you assistance and facilitate the urgent delivery of your prizes.

Provide our/your accredited claims agent with the information as stated below:

Mr. Luis Johnson
Tel: +31619705470
Fax:+31847597673
Email: fudiciaryagent@mixmail.com

VERIFICATION FORM:

1.) FULL NAME:
2.) AGE:
3.) SEX:
4.) MARITAL STATUS:
5.) ADDRESS:
6.) DRAW NUMBER ABOVE:
7.) OCCUPATION:
8.) COUNTRY OF RESIDENT:
9.) NATIONALITY:
10.) PHONE:
11.) FAX NUMBER:

Thanks for been part of this promotional award programm.We wish you the best of lucky as you spend your good fortune.

Sincerely,
Hans William
SWISS-LOTTO NETHERLANDS.
Palistrinalaan 44, 8011vn,
Zwolle Netherlands
https://www.swisslotto.ch

N.B: Keep all lotto information from public to avoid double claims, as any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification.

UK MICROSOFT JACKPOT LOTTERY

REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L
BATCH: 4583JL/WIN


Finally, today, we announce to you the results of the MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY EMAIL DRAWS held on november 28th, 2007. Your e-mail address, attached to winning number 11-48-26-34-44-34,With serial number (647489), consequently won in the Tenth category.Since the draw was conducted through zonal batching of the emails sampled,and the globe was divided into zones. You are hereby notified that your winning falls under Europe Zone, and hence you are to be paid by our European Payment Centre.

The Selection process was carried out through random sampling in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 1,000,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world

You have been approved for lump sums pay out of £850,000,000 British Pounds Sterling Credited to File REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number {11 48 26 34 44 34}

Your fund has been insured with your REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning number(11 48 26 34 44 34).

To File for your winning prize, contact the Claims Payment Officer below by email for remittance of your prize to you.

MICROSOFT CLAIMS DEPARTMENT FUDICIARY AGENT.
Handling Officer: Mr.James William
Email: james_williamclaimsagent01@yahoo.com.hk
Contact Phone Number:+44 703 184 4124

And these idiots want you to know that you are not being scammed.

MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY UNITED KINGDOM. LONDON

MICROSOFT HOUSE, SR 12OT LONDON .
Director: MRS. Gladys Marvin .

Dear Winner,
REF/Identification Numbers: M154S/WL07.
Winning Numbers: 8465207
Serial Number:007

ELECTRONIC MAIL AWARD PROMOTION.

MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY UNITED KINGDOM .

Today, we announce the 10th lucky winners of the MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNINGS PROGRAMS held on in the year 2006and release this year 2007.Your Company or your personal e-mail address, attached to the Chip Number: 8465207, won in the sixth lottery category 007. Your email address has Brought to you an unexpected luck, please read through this message.

You are therefore been approved for lump sums pay out of £5,500,000.00, FIVE
MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS. Equivalent to, ($10,064,000 USD), Ten
Million, sixty four thousand US Dollars.

In Cash Credited to file REF NO: M154S/WL07. And MICRO (LOTTERY) CHIP NO:
8465207, you are the sixth lucky winner of the total winners of 10. You all won £5.5, million Pounds each.

All the 10 participants were selected through our Microsoft computer Ballot system (MCBS) drawn from each continent, as part of International "E-MAIL"
Promotions Program, to promote the use of ELECTRONIC MAILS (E-MAILS) all over the World, and to promote the use Of Microsoft Office. Your funds (certified Cashiers Cherub) have been Insured with the FEDERAL DEPOSIT INSURANCE CORPORATION, LONDON , With your REF NO: M154S/WL07. To claim your winning
prize (£5.5, million pounds sterling’s), you must first, contact the claims
department by email for Processing and remittance of your prize money to you.

The claims Processor is:

Mr.WILLIAM BROWN
Email:microsoftofficerbox@yahoo.com.hk
Tel nos:+44-78-73-44-09-71

Do email the above email address, at once with all the claims Requirements
below. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and Complications.

The above requirements are much more needed to proceed. Be free and Fast to send the above details to your claims processor.

Sincerely,
Mrs.Mitchell Jones
Secretary.

NOTE: Do not reply this mail. You are to contact your claims processor
Immediately by email. Be aware and be informed, that there will be Upfront
charges, either for transfer of funds to your account or Either by transportation (courier) you will be asked to pay for the Delivery charges or transfer charges. You will also be given Information’s on how to claim your prize; you will be given the Contacts to the offices in charge of the necessary Certificate if Necessary. Have it in mind that this is not a Scam; we want you to understand that there will be upfront charges for the delivery or for The transfer of your funds.

BE WARNED!!!

PEOPLE, Microsoft does NOT sponsor a lottery. and if they did... Do you think they would send out the notices using an AOL address. I am not sure who is more stupid, these people, or their greedy, moronic victims.

Read on...

Dr.Williams Angela. PRIZE AWARD DEPT, [FOR CATEGORY "A" WINNER ONLY] REF No: 9590 ES 9414 BATCH No: 573881545-NL/2007 SERIAL No: 43568000/12 Dear Winner

Congratulations as we wish to inform you that you are a lucky winner in the STAAT.NL Lottery online international promotions. This program was organized for all email users world wild as part of our summer vacation promotional draws. Be informed therefore that you have been approved a winning sum of One Million Euros (1000000.000 Euros) as a category A winner of the total sum of Ten Million Euros shared among 10 lucky Winners.

Kindly do not have doubt over your participation in this Promotion, as all Participants were selected through an electronic computer ballot system from over 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies world wild.

Provide the following with the Paying Bank to immediately commence the transfer of your winning.

1. Name:
2. Telephone Numbers:
3. Age:
4. Ticket and Serial Number
5. Occupation

Bank Name: LAAGSTEHYPOTHEEKOFFERTE. BANK Contact person:Mr. Jim Benson International Remittance Officer
E.MAIL: custservicess@aim.com

Tel: +31-643-053158
Fax: +31847-235-420.


N.B: All claims are nullified after 20 working days from today.
Congratulations once again from all members of Winx Lotto International.
Thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Yours in service,
Dr.Williams Angela.


Posted by David A at December 4, 2007 12:01 PM
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