My good fortune...
Okay, this 419 Spammer like most of the current class of them is a total idiot, lacking an semblance of intelligence, just pure greed and a desire to get my money, so let me give "her," the answer she is NOT looking for...
Dear Maria:
You are an idiot, and a thief. But a very stupid one. You people write to me every day offering fabulous riches, when you really just want to steal your "forwarding/processing fee." Now dear idiot, let me explain. In english slang, you are busted. Your stupid letter has now been published on the internet on one of the biggest sites out there. Anyone smart enough to type your name into Google, will know that you are a lazy piece of human shit who steals from others. Not only that. I have succeeded in wasting your time.
Now kindly piss off.
While you are at it, you might click the link over the left for 419 Scams, and you will see just how many of you monkeys send me these emails daily. Now don't you feel special?
MRS MARIA SOCORRO
CREDIT ACCOUNTS OFFICER
HEAD OFFICE EQUITABLE PCI BANK TWR.
MKT AVENUE.COR.H.V DELA COSTA STR
PHILIPPINES .
Dear Sir/Madam,
Let me start by introducing myself,I am MRS MARIA SOCORRO,CREDIT ACCOUNTS OFFICER EQUITABLE PCI BANK.
I am writing you this letter based on the latest development at my bank, which I will like to bring to your personal edification. I am writing you this letter with so much joy and excitement even though my heart goes out to the very powerful and distinguished gentleman who I was fortunate to have worked for and extremely privileged to have known for numerous years. I am a top official in charge of client accounts in EQUITABLE PCI BANK.inside the philippines.
In 2001, my client was going through a horrendous divorce in the United States Of America and was on the verge of losing most of his estate to his vicious and diabolical wife. As a result of this alarming predicament, my client came to me with a very brilliant idea. He transferred some funds, ten million two hundred thousand dollars(usd10.2m) to a fixed deposit account in my bank under an alias which only the two of us knew about as the confidentiality of the matter was necessary for his protection. Due to his untimely death in early 2002, the funds have been sitting in the account ever since and will continue to do so perpetually unless we do something about it. This is where you come in.I located you through an agency that helps seek people by their email.my client did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit.Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I would like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to our client so that you will be able to receive his funds.
I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we can come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to my client.All that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job.After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also file in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.The allocation of our money will be as follows: 20%(US$2.02M) to you for your part in this, 75% for me and my partners and 5% for any unforeseeable expenses we may incur. I think this is extremely fair, as you have nothing to lose but just a little time, while on the other hand I am staking my flawless reputation among other things. And besides $2.02 million is no pocket change. Once you are approved, the entire transaction should take no longer than twelve business days after which we will go about our daily business, but just millions of dollars richer.
As you can see this is easier than taking candy from a baby but mind you, trust is something that is developed over time and that is something that we do not have. So I have to let you know that it will highly unfeasible to try to run away with the money because even though only you can transfer money in and out of your account, the transfer can only be authorized by my department of which i happen to be thehead.The money will be transfered from my bank to an account you will provide. So please, there should be no room for greed because ten million two hundred thousand dollars can quench even the most insatiable desire for the almighty dollar.
Again, i will be in charge of everything else. I will assume all responsibilities for this endeavor so you don’t have to worry about any legal ramifications, just what you will do with all that money.
Your urgent response is highly anticipated so please email me for more details on this transaction as soon as possible.
This should be kept very secret and confidential… I believe you know.Please email me for more details at nemasocorro@excite.com
kind Regards
Mrs. Maria Socorro esq.
Read on for another persistent one...
This idiot has sent me at least 20 of these in the past week.
FROM THE DESK OF MR .AZIZ MOUSTAFA
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
BANK OF AFRICA.
OUAGADOUGOU,
BURKINA FASO.
TOP SECRET
DEAR FRIEND
I AM MR.AZIZ MOUSTAFA THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER AT THE FOREIGN
REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF BANK OF AFRICA. I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM THE
INTERNET, WHILE SEARCHING FOR AN HONEST AND TRUST WORTHY PERSON, WHO WILL
ASSIST ME TO IMPLEMENT THIS TRANSFER DISCOVERED THE SUM OF TWENTY TWO
MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS (USD22.5M) BELONGING
TO A DECEASED CUSTOMER OF THIS BANK.
THE FUND HAS BEEN LYING IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANYBODY COMING TO PUT
CLAIM OVER THE MONEY SINCE THE ACCOUNT OWNER LATE MR JOHN KOROVO FROM
JORDAN, WHO WAS INVOLVED IN THE 25TH DECEMBER 2003 BENIN PLANE CRASH.
HERE IS THE AIR CRASH WEBSITE ON CN
http://www.cnn.com/2003/world/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html
THE SAID FUND IS NOW READY FOR TRANSFER TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT WHO’S OWNER
WILL BE PORTRAYED AS THE BENEFICIARY AND NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED
CUSTOMER OF THE BANK. SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN
EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT
RELEASE IT UNLESS SOMEBODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE
DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND LAWS BUT UNFORTUNATELY
WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH
HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.
IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS
PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION
TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS
COMING FOR IT AND I DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS
UNCLAIMED BILL.
THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDELINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED
UNCLAIMED AFTER FIVE YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO THE BANK
TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS
BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A
BURKINA BE CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER. I THEREFORE SOLICIT
FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO COME FORWARD AS THE NEXT OF KIN.
I HAVE AGREED THAT 40% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY
IN RESPECT OF THE PROVISION OF YOUR ACCOUNT AND SERVICES RENDERED, 55% WOULD
BE FOR ME WHILE 5% WILL BE FOR EXPENSES INCURRED DURING THE CAUSE OF THIS
TRANSACTION IF THE MONEY IS TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT FROM BANK OF AFRICA,
I AND MY FAMILY IN THIS TRANSACTION WILL PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR COUNTRY
FOR OUR OWN SHARE OF THE MONEY. I EXPECT YOU TO KEEP THIS BUSINESS STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL AND SECRET AS YOU MAY WISH TO KNOW THAT I AM BANK OFFICIAL.
BE REST ASSURED THAT THIS BUSINESS IS 100% RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDE AND EVERY
ARRANGEMENT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO THE ACCOUNT YOU ARE GOING TO PROVIDE
HAVE BEEN CONCLUDED PROVIDED WE MAINTAIN THE CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRURITY
INVOLVED.
CONTACT ME ON MY PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER (+226 76 17 20 71)EMAIL:
mr.aziz_moustafa@yahoo.ca
I AM LOOKING FORWARD FOR YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR.AZIZ MOUSTAFA
BOA.
Posted by David A at December 21, 2006 02:38 PM
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