Mugu approaches David like he has known him for years. Then tries to convince David that he (David) was stupid enough to try and help said Mugu with his 419 scam. Mugu then generously offers to rob David...

Hello My Dear Friend.

How are you doing today, Hope you have not forgotten me? I am
Dr.Charles Robert, the man from Nigeria who contacted you some time ago to
assist me secure the release of some money accrued from the over invoicing
of a contract/inheritance that was awarded by my government some time
ago during the military regime.

Though you were not able to assist me conclude the transaction, I'm
happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transffered
under the assistance and co-operation of a new partner from
Brazil.Presently i'm in London-United Kingdom for investment projects with my own
share of the total sum.

meanwhile, i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assit me
in transffering those funds, I made sure you are not left out the
benefit of the transaction hence I kept aside for you the sum of Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars.($500,000.00)Draft.

I and my new partner agreed to compensate you with that amount for all
your past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I
appreciate your efforts at that time very much,so feel free and get in touch
with my secretary Mr. Lenox Rampaul and instruct him on how to send the
Bank draft to you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive the Draft so that we can
share the joy together after all the sufferness at that time. In the
moment, i'm very busy here because of the investment projects which me
and my partner are having at hands, finally,remember that i had left
instruction to my secretary so as soon as you contact him, he will send the
Draft to you,so feel free to get intouch with MY SECETARY NOW.

Below is the contact of my secetary:

Mr. Lenox Rampaul
Phone: +234-1-854-8903
E-mail: lenox_rampaul045@yahoo.com

With Best Regards,

Dr. Charles Robert.

Open letter to Charley

Charles, this is David, not "Dear...."

I am always entertained when I get these idiotic emails. As you can see, I have gotten many of them over the years. Some, almost as stupid as yours... But few mugus are dumb enough to mention that they are from Nigeria anymore. As I am sure you know, Nigeria AKA "Mugu Land," is filled with lazy, shiftless pieces of human shit like you. Although as I mentioned, few are as stupid as you are. I hate to tell you this old boy, but your email account might not work much longer, since I have reported it to your ISP. And since this blog is one of the most popular Mugu Buster Blogs on the internet, you might want to change your name and story. Not that it wasnt ridiculous enough already, but by tomorrow, anyone who does a Google Search on your name, will find this post at the top of the list. Now do me a favor and be a good monkey, and just go away!

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