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October 19, 2006
Honda does not have a lottery...

"Nuff Said...

HONDA COMPANY UK.

An Affiliate of Honda Uk.

28 TANFIELD ROAD,

LONDON. UK

AWARD NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the release, of the long awaited results of the HONDA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM held in OCTOBER 18TH 2006.You were entered as dependent clients with: Reference SERIAL NUMBER: 652-662 and Batch number AT-040SB06-03. Your email address attached to the ticket number: 2752246896 that drew the lucky winning number, which consequently won the sweepstake in the first category,in four parts. You have been approved for a payment of A£450,000.00 (US$787,602.49) (FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS STERLING.) in cash credited to file reference number:IPL/4249859609/WP1, alongside with Brand New Honda FR-V. This is from a total cash prize of Ten million pounds shared among all our international winners in all categories.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 50,000 (Fifty thousand) names of email users around the world, as part of our international promotion program. Due to mixed up of some names and addresses, we ask that you keep this award personal, till your claims has been processed and your funds remitted to you.This is a part of our security measures to avoid double claiming or unwarranted participants or imposters, taking advantage of the situation. You are to contact your/our-accredited agent for your claim now.

MR KEN WALES

HONDA CLAIMS SECURITY AGENCY/ATTORNEY

Email: ken_wales45@yahoo.co.uk

Phone contact: +447024034537

He is your agent, and he is responsible for the processing and transfer of your winnings to you. YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS W-91237-H°67/B4 (keep personal) Remember, your winning must be claimed on time (atlest 1-2weeks) . Failure to claim your prizes (CAR/CASH) would result to forfeiting and will be used for next 10,000,000 pounds AND CAR international lottery program. Furthermore, should there be any change in your contact address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Once again congratulations

Yours Sincerly,

Mrs Brenton Hills

Oline sweepstake coordinator,

UK HONDA PROMO


Read on for other fake lotteries....

CLAIMANTSIGNATORY DECLARATION

I,..HEREBY
DECLARE THAT I HAVE NEVER RECIEVED ANY SETTLEMENT FROM THE NATIONALLOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOR ANY MEMBER OF MY ? FILLED CLAIM ON MY BEHALF TO NATIONAL LOTTERY
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION. I, THEREFORE, UK NATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING PROMOTION TO ACT ON MY BEHALF IN THE PROCESSING AND TRANSFER MY PRIZE AS INSTRUCTED BY ME.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. JANE MARK
Email:claims_department012@indiatimes.com
DIRECTOR OF PROMOTION.
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the
winners will result to disqualification


Material Copyright © 2006 The Lottery Co. Ltd.

Just a thought... Who would be dumb enough to respond to a lottery claim that uses indiatimes.com, (A well known spammer email domain) as the return address? I dont know who is more stupid, the scammers or their victims!

Another Mugu Idiot!

ATTENTION

We want to transfer to overseas the sum of Sixty Three million United States Dollars (U.S.$ 63,000,000.00) from a Prime Bank in Africa .

Remain honest to me till the end of this important business trusting in you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or in time to come.

I am Mr. Robert Mooma, the Auditor General of prime banks. During the course of our auditing, I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1990 and since 1993 nobody has operated on this account again. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that the owner of the account died without a "Heir apparent to the throne" hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.

The owner of this account who is Mr. Allan P . Seaman, a foreigner and an industrialist died, since 1993,until now no other person(s) knows about this account or could give any documentary evidence concerning this account. As such this account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that Mr. Allan P. Seaman until his death was the manager Diamond Safari properties, South Africa.

However, if you are interested in this business we will start the first money transfer with fifty two million U.S. Dollars (U.S.$30,000,000.00) upon successful transaction without any disappoint from you. We shall also re-apply for the payment of the remaining amount to your account.

While the total amount involved is Sixty Three million United States Dollars (U.S.$63,000,000.00)only. I would want us to make a first transfer of [Thirty million United States Dollar (U.S.$30,000,000.00) from this money into a safe foreigners account abroad before the rest.

I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local account, without valid international foreign "Agreement", but could only be approved to any foreigner with valid international credentials: passport or drivers license and foreign account because this sum is in U.S. dollars and the former owner of the account Mr. Allan P. Seaman is a foreigner too, thus the money could only be approved into a foreign account.

However, knowing all this, we will reach a binding agreement in this regards. As a matter of urgency, I will inform you the next step to take, while you Send your private telephone and fax number including the full details of the account to be used for the deposit.

I want us to meet face to face to build confidence and to sign a binding agreement that will bind us together before transferring the money to any account of your choice where the fund will be safe.

Before we fly to your country for withdrawal, sharing and investments, I need your full co-operation to make this business a success, because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you, upon your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up with the instructions of a key bank official who is deeply involved with me in this business. I need your strong assurance that you will never let me down.

With my influence and the position in the bank we can transfer this money to any foreigner's reliable account which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending our physical arrival in your country for sharing.

The bank official will destroy all documents of transaction immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to any place and to build confidence that you can come immediately to discuss with me face to face after which I will make this remittance in your presence and three of us will fly to your country at least two days ahead of the money going into the account.

I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately I hear from you that you are ready to act as directed.

To prove the authenticity of the business I will use my position and influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant ministries, foreign exchange departments, embassy and security companies.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 35% of the total amount, 60% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred during this process.

I look forward to your earliest reply through my email address. {mrobinwa@yahoo.fr}

truly yours,

Robert Mooma.



What does Amsterdam have to do with Virginia?

VIRGINIA INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION LOTTERY


67A NACHTWACHTLAAN, 1058 EV


AMSTERDAM ZUIDOOST,


AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS.


FROM THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
S.C.F.N: DD/57845216/VIL.
BATCH: DERF/2986542754/KKU
TEL: +31 - 644 - 893 - 645


Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the compensational lottery
programs sponsor by Virginal International Lottery held on the 20th of
September , 2006 and it’s aimed at compensating frequent internet explorers
in all over the world. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number;
768976540943 with serial numbers PB/236578763, batch number
DERF/2986542754/KKU, lottery reference number REF/346276353 and drew from
lucky numbers 0234567646 which consequently won in the 2nd category. you
have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$2,000,000.00 (TWO
MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) only by the VIRGINIA LOTTERY COMPANY, payable
in cash credited to security file numbers; DD/57845216/VIL at the
Netherlands Payment Bank.

CONGRATULATIONS!
Due to the mix up of some numbers and email addresses, we ask that you keep
your winning information’s confidential until your claim has been processed
and your money remitted into your provided bank account as the Authorized
Legal Beneficiary.

This is part of our security protocols to avoid unwarranted abuse of this
program by some participants. We will always keep you up-date with the
latest winning numbers, contests, news and the stories of all our major
winners. This is how we keep you informed of what is going on at your
Virginia Lottery. Whether you are seeking the latest news or looking up a
winning number that was drawn at the beginning of the Lottery, you have come
to the right place. The first Virginia Lottery ticket was sold on September
20, 1988. We had just one game back then. It was the $1 scratch ticket
“Match 3.” Since then the Lottery has been a constant and reliable provider
of excitement for players and funds for the Commonwealth. In fact, during
those 16 years, we have raised more than $4.9 billion for Virginia while
awarding nearly $7.8 billion in prizes and paying more than $780 million to
Virginia Lottery retailers as compensation for selling our games and free
winner’s.
On August 4th, 2004, we had the privilege of presenting to Governor Mark
Warner a ceremonial check in the amount of $408 million, representing
Lottery profits for the 2004
fiscal year. Not only is that amount a record, but it shattered the old
record of $375 million, which was set the previous year. Our sales for the
2004 fiscal year totaled more than US$1.26 billion, which is another record.
We also set records in the amount we paid to players as prizes, the
compensation paid to retailers, and the lowest percentage ever for
administrative costs: 5.4 %. That last number means that the cost of running
the Lottery was its most frugal ever: slightly more than just a nickel on
the dollar. By keeping that percentage down to nearly half the 10% allowed
by law, we were able to increase the amount we turn over to the Commonwealth
for public education. For more than 16 years, we have worked hard to build
a reputation for excitement, innovation and integrity at the Virginia
Lottery, while at the same time increasing the amount of money that we
contribute to the Commonwealth of Virginia. We are proud of the results and
you can realize your dream of financial independence. All free winners were
selected through a computer ballot-system drawn from over (Ten Thousand)
10,000,000 companies and personal email addresses from all over the world
online of which three (3) where selected at randomly free as winners in
different category. To obtain your claim, please contact the Foreign Claim
Financial Authority of the Virginia Lottery in the Netherlands:

MR SMITH FEASTER,
FOR DR. VAN COBBS,
(DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS).
BASTON INTERNATIONAL AGENCY
VETTING AND VERIFICATION DEPT.
(VIRGINIA ACCREDITED CLAIM LOTTERY IN THE NETHERLANDS).
TEL: +31-644- 893-645.
Fax: +31- 847-260-275.
Email:bastoninternational@myway.com
bastoninternatio@aim.com

You are advice to provide him with the following information:
Names:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:

Remember, all winnings must be claim not later than 30th of October, 2006.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be return to the financier vault of
the promotion company. Note: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications, remember to always quote your batch numbers in all your
correspondence with the Foreign Financial Office. Furthermore, should there
be any change of your contact address or information’s about you, do inform
the Foreign Financial Authority immediately to avoid disqualification of
winnings.

Congratulations once again from all the members of our staff and thank you
for being part of our promotion program and publications.

Yours faithfully,
MRS. M.S. BOVA (LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR).
(DIRECTOR OF OPERATION)
VIRGINIA INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION LOTTERY.
67A NACHTWACHTLAAN, 1058 EV
AMSTERDAM ZUIDOOST,
AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS.
TEL: +31-644- 893-645.
FAX: +31- 847-260-275


The (FAKE!) Euromillions Lottery is BACK! Not that it went anywhere anyway! The big question is why these idiots keep sending me these things?


FROM: INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
CALLE GUZMAN ELBUENO 48, 28936
MADRID ESPAÑA
WWW.EUROMILLIONS.ORG
REF: LP/67/80/IPD
BATCH: EGGS-541-623-782
DATE: 19th October, 2006

Dear Winner,

EURO MILLION LOTTERY AWARD WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Euro millions Lottery International award e-mail programs held on the 13th of October , 2006.Your E-mail address attached to ticket number 653 908 321 675 with lucky main number 02-25-32-38-41 drew lucky star numbers 03, 05, which consequently won in the 3rd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1,000,000 Euro. (One Million Euro Only)
!!!CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names/programme abuse, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000 company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our end of year 50 millions Euro International lottery.
This is an irish woman who won , ihttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4730113.stm
To file for your claim, please contact our fiducial/Claim agent:

OFFICE : EURO CREDIT SECURITY & FINANCE S.A MADRID SPAIN
CONTACT : Snr Juan Carlos ( Seguro Officer)
TELEPHONE : +34 - 651 - 109 - 627
E- MAIL : eurocreditoseguro@yahoo.es


And here's one final one for you!


Jackpot Lottery UK

Ref Number: ITTL/34236HPG/GRCC
Category: 2B
Winning Number: 08 15 30 31 34 43 40
Batch Number: ATP/44863214257/3445328/511
ticket number: 08-04-33-38-BL-AU
lucky numbers: 08 15 30 31 34 43 40

Dear Winner,

Congratulation you have been seleted as one of the winner in the Just concluded
promotional email raffle Draw, there by awarded the Sum of 1,500,000.00 (One
Million, Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds only) To claim your Fund contact
JLD FINANCIAL SERVICES UK. With the details below:

MS. EMILY ZONDI,
JLD FINANCIAL SERVICES UK,
(FINANCIAL CONSULTANTS).
Address: Sherwood House Field Lane Wroot Doncaster,
South Yorkshire,DN9 2BN
Tel: +44 20-7060-0312
Tel: 44-7031972941
Tel: 44-7031972766
Facsimile: +44 20-7060-0319
Facsimile: +44 20-7060-0319
Personal Email: zondi.emily@inMail24.com

You are advice to provide Emily Zondi of JLD with the details below:

1.FULL NAMES:
2.ADDRESS:
3.AGE:
4.OCCUPATION:
5.NATIONALITY:
6.TEL/FAX:

Regards,

Alicia Stevenson
Lottery Co-ordinator

Remember.... ALL of these are FAKE Lottery schemes. They are designed to steal your money through "processing fees." The best response to these is to just ignore them. Please do not write me in comments asking how you can claim your money. There IS NO MONEY!


Posted by David A at October 19, 2006 02:25 PM
Filed Under 419 Scams, Scams and Internet Idiots | 2521 Words
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Comments

i think it is all bull shit if i won were is the money

Posted by: talon at January 16, 2007 11:47 PM

Dude, thats the point. There is no money, DID YOU READ THE TITLE? These are about Scams.

Posted by: David Scott Anderson [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 17, 2007 12:13 AM

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