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September 20, 2006
Regular idiots....

Jenny is famous. I have seen so many scam letters from this idiot in the last two years I could paper my house with them, and she continues on with the same stupid story... How do these people manage to steal from anyone?

Jenny Brooks Email:brooks@fastermail.com Dear Sir/Madam My name is Mrs. Jenny Brooks, I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,500,000 (two million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will you and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer (Barrister Parker Brown) with this specified email: pkbrownesq@netscape.net and tell him that I have WILLED ($2,500,000.00) to you and I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work. I know I don?t know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless. NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me. Regards, Jenny Brooks (Mrs)

Here's another...

FROM THE DESK OF BARRISTER B.J G.UDOH GLOBAL PROBATE CHAMBER & BEQUEST DIVISION 209 Western Avenue, Lagos Island.

Attention:

It is with trust and believe that I write to you, although I don't know you neither have I seen you before, but my confidence was reposed On you. I am Barrister G Udoh, a personal Attorney to Mr.
Hesham Sabry, and a National of your Country. He was also a Contractor with one of the Government Prostates, who executed a contract with the NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLUM COPORATION (NNPC) here in Nigeria before his death.
Unfortunately my client who perished in the plane crash of October 31 1999{with Egyptian airline 990} with other passengers aboard Up till today none of his relatives has come forward to claim his contracts fund with the NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLUM COPORATION (NNPC) I his Lawyer have made several enquiries to locate any of my client's extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful, as he has no wife.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to contact You to help me and claim this money valued at US$1.2 Million as the next of kin of my late client before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the NNPC. More overly, I provide all necessary information/documents for theclaim. Kindly find below my client deposite account information.

BANK NAME SKYE BANK
BENEFICIARY NAME:HESHAM SABRY
REFERENCE CODE SB 118/WB NL 014 1998
DEPOSITE NUMBER SB/5A/ 1380660000
DEPOSIT CODE SBDEPO 1998
DEPOSIT TYPE BANKER'S ACCEPTANCE

All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us See this transaction through. I guarantee you that this will be Executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Your response is only what I am waiting for, as I have put all machineries that will be instrumental to the success of the transaction in motion.Also Iwould be grateful if this mail will be favored with an earlier reply, all I need from you is to furnish me with your contact information such as:your direct phone and fax number for fast communication.

However, I am compensating you with 40% of the total amount, now all my hope is banked on you and I really wants to invest this money in your country, were there is stability of Government, political and economic welfare.

NOTE: I know there may be scams and junk mails flying here and there on the Internet but certainly; this is not one of them. Now I urge you to take this message serious and with an open mind, with good faith and trust. Join me and am assuring you now that you will never be disappointed.

Yours Sincerely
Barrister G Udoh,(Esq.).
for more details and documentation. Waiting to hear from you soonest

And another....

Dearest One,

I was mandated by the managing director of our Bank in Abidjan ( Cote d Ivoire ), to ascertain your interest and capability to co-operate with us in actualizing this highly rewarding project on repatriation of funds to your country. Are you willing to be presented as the bonafide next of kin to Mr. Floyd Thomasson, a crude oil merchant from Australia. Until his untimely death by the last Bali bomb explosion in Indonesia, Mr. Floyd operated a fixed account of Twelve Million United States Dollars (US$12,000,000.00) with our Bank here in Abidjan.

Sequel to his death, the Bank made concerted effort to contact the immediate family in Australia in order to re-claim and transfer the ownership of the fund. unfortunately, the Bank discovered recently that the immediate families of the depositor Mr. Floyd were also drastically affected by the same Bomb Explosion while on holidays. Apparently, the fund is now in full custody of the Bank.

After a very serious survey, I and the CEO of the Bank decided to repatriate this fund to a trustworthy and reliable overseas bank account for high yield investment portfolios. The modality of disbursing the fund will be discussed fully with the Bank-Account owner/provider, which we are offering you. All the documents establishing the deposit of the fund and empowering you to be Next of Kin/Beneficiary of the fund will be perfectly secured in your name if interested in helping secure the fund.

Transfer of this fund can be swiftly and successfully implemented within 14 bank working days if you provide the necessary overseas infrastructure required to realize the objective. Keep this confidential information strictly to yourself. Be kind enough to confirm the receipt of this message or reach me on this Number + 225 0775 2116.

Awaiting your reply.
Sincerely,
Samuel Cauly.

And another...

My name is Hafarh Bolkiah, from Brunei I am a 29 years old and a mongolian citizen who was taken to Brunei by my father 10 years ago. He deceived me that I was going there on vacation and later married me out to a wealthy Prince in Brunei who is 36 years older than me.

I was thus forced into marriage and when I objected I was beaten and raped
by this Prince. I was locked up in a house for six months after which I
submitted and decided to accept my faith, knowing that was the only way out.

After I got my freedom back I have been allowed by my husband to have access
to his account and businesses. With the help of a loyal aide I have been
able to divert $16.5.000.000.00 (Sixteen million five hundred thousand
dollars)as bonds into a private finance bank without his knowledgement.
Because he do not even go to school

Right now I have mapped out a plan of escape out of Brunei, thou I have tried
escaping several times and its been fruitless. first of all I have been able
to move the money out of Brunei with help of a woman lawyer and now the woman isno more alive. This is where I need your assistance, to help
me secure the money from the finance bank before I get out of Brunei if I am
lucky enough.

If you know you are capable of handling such a huge amount of money respond
to me and I will compensate you by giving you $1.5.000.000.00 (one million
five hundred thousand dollars) of the total fund.

Note also that you must keep this business secret as my life is at stake if
my husband or any of his relatives hear of this business they will stone me
to death or hang me.

ALLAH bless you ok and i await your quick email.


Mrs. Hafarh Bolkiah.


Posted by David A at September 20, 2006 01:14 PM
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