My Gmail was overflowing with them today. So I am going to give quick summaries, rather than quote the whole mail:

Monkey Number One (Daughter of Deceased High Ranking Yah Yah)

Hello my Dear I come to you with due respect and equally with heartful of tears and since we have not known or met ourselves previously. Please, i mean no harm to you only that i am in a desperate situation and need urgent help.
After going through this mail,it will be your decision,whether to help me or to leave me to my faith, but whatever you decide, bear in mind,i am in trouble and need your help I am asking for your assistance after I have gone through a profile that speaks good of you.
I will be so glad if you can allow and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation.
I will make my proposal well known if I am given the opportunity.
I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you. Anyway, i am Vinna Johnson. 24years old girl,the only daughter of .Dr Johnson Barack My father is now late,he died during the last crisis in my country (Liberia) West Africa.
He was one of the high officers in the leadership of formal president Charles Taylor who is now in exile after many innocent souls were killed ,My father was unlucky to be among those that were killed by the rebel.
The main reason why I am contacting you now is to seek for your assistance in the area of my future investment and also for a help hand over of some huge amount of money in my possession. This money (5.8 millon Dollars) was deposited some years ago by my father, he made me the sole beneficiary.
Please, I am now asking you to

From Mrs Astu Mohan .
Dakar Senegal,West Africa.
Attn :
Based on the information I gathered about you from a very reliable source, I am happy to send this message to you.
I hope you will consider and give it urgent and favourable reply. My name is Mrs Astu 36 years,a citizen of Sierra - Leone , wife of late Dr.Mohan Hasan, who before his death was the person managing the Sierra - Leone goldand diamond corporation( SGDC ) .
I hope you are aware of the war which has ravaged my country for the past years now . It was in one of this attacks by the rebels that led to the death of my husband and three of my children , now I am left with only my last son Usman.
I was terrified of the situation and because of this I escaped with my son Usman
from Sierra - Leone to Dakar Senegal into a refugee camp but brought along the sum of u.s$12.3 million , in a metallic box and presently in a security company as family valuables .

Monkey Number Three (Unclaimed Bank Account)

Hello,

I am Mr Stephen Cole [ESQ.], the attorney to the late Mr. Perry Mac-Ford.

Engr Perry Mac-Ford who is a national of your country, who tills his death, was a Contractor with cappa and dalberto/Moenier Oil & Gas Consult and London Ports authority.

Here in after shall be referred to as my direct client.

Mr. Perry Mac-Ford died in an auto crash accident on his way back home, on 21st Sept 1999.

Unfortunately for him and his three kids, lost their lives immediately in the

event of the accident, while the wife was taken to the hospital where she died three days later.

The very reason that prompted me to send you this email is that the bank to my late client called me last week urged me to provide the next of kin to Mr. Perry Mac-Ford. The bank has also told me to present together with all the legal documents backing the intended claim by his next of kin who is also the beneficiary to the amount of seven million United States dollars [$7,000,000] deposited by my late client Perry Mac-Ford before his death.

and what would a day be like without a fake lottery!

Monkey Number Four (The Ole' Dutch Lottery Bit)

www.lotto.nl
Suite 120 1007
South/Zuld, 1NL
Meppo Holland
(Customer Services)
Ref: NL/8161/99
Batch: NL/BE12-11
Government Accredited Licensed lottery promoters.
International Promotions/Prize Award Department
Login to Website: www.lotto.nl

We are please to announce you as one of the 10 lucky winners in the national lottery held on the 5th
July, 2006. All 10 winning addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international
emails. Your email address emerged alongside 9 others as a category 2 winner in this year Lotto. NL
game drawConsequently, you have therefore been approved for a total pay out of 1,000,000 (one million
Euros) only. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your
reference number and batch numbers:

1, Batch 9484-9006-0076
2, Ref: 637409467-Nll
3, lucky numbers 1-0960-31-444
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in
Europe as indicated in your play coupon.
In view of this, your 1,000,000 (One Million Euros) would be released to you by any of our payment
offices in Europe.

To file for your claim, please contact
Advocate Steven Coxs
Tel: +31 -630 143 359
Fax: +31-84-722-8603
Email:bejesbejes70@netscape.net
law & Associates

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