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June 28, 2006
Gimme a F#$king Break

Hey Clown! Why do you morons keep sending me these? Tip number one, NEVER admit to being from Nigeria. Your credibility score in running an internet scam immediately goes to ZERO, sort of like who you are! Third, sending a 419 Email to the Archangel of Anti 419ers is kind of stupid. Last, the only thing you are a general of, is your own sick fantasies, now go away!

And for those finding this post via GOOGLE, sorry, you did not hit the jackpot. You got what is known as a 419 email, from a monkey in Nigeria who would rather steal than work for a living. So delete it and move on with your life, dont ask me stupid questions like, "is this real?" It isn't capeche?

I am Lt. Gen ALIYU MOHAMMED, National Security Adviser to President Olusegun Obasanjo Federal Republic of Nigeria. I decided to contact you because of the prevailing security report reaching my office and the intense nature of polity in Nigeria.

This is to inform you about our plan to send your fund to via cash delivery.
This system will be more easy for you and for us. We are going to send your
contract / iheritance part payment of 10Million USD. to you via courier
service.

I have secure every needed documents to cover the money. Note: The money is
coming on 2 security proof boxes. the boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon
seal and padedd with machine. This fund was brought to us from America, It was
made for our Local AFEM market.

But since the money was not use, i will use my possition in the bank to send the
this fund to you. Please you don't have to worry for any thing i will finance
the transaction. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will
accompany the boxes to your house address .

All you need to do now to send to me your full house address and your identity
such as, international passport or drivers license and telephone number and fax
for easy comminication, The Diplomatic attachee will travel with it.

He will call you immediately he arrive in your country air port. I hope you
understand me.

I will let you know when the boxes will be Airlifted by special Grace of God.

Note: The diplomatic does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l
declear to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Material. I did
not declear money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents
please tell them the same thing Ok. Call me on my phone 234- 1-4771572. I will
let you know how far i have gone with the arrengement. I will secure the
Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will tagged on the boxes to make
it stand as a diplomatic conignment.

This clearance will make it pass every custom check point all over the world
without hitch. Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to
me immediately you receive this message. Please i need urgent reply because the
boxes are schedule to be airlifted tmorrow. Call me immediately you receive
this message.!
Best Regards,

Lt. General ALIYU MOHAMMED
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria

Posted by David A at June 28, 2006 10:56 PM
Filed Under 419 Scams, Scams and Internet Idiots | 548 Words
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