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May 25, 2006
Today's Sleaze Ball

I reserve a particular disgust for the 419 scammers who use God's name to try to steal. There must be a special place in hell for them. And I believe that these are probably the most effective, because the people who fall for these scams are typically soft hearted people.

Greetings in the name of almighty God, I am Mrs. Vida Tommy Thompson, nationality of France (Paris). I am married to Mr. Tommy Thompson of united state who worked with Hiroshima Gas Company as consultancies/contractors in central Africa for twenty years before he died in the year 2004.We were married for Fifteen years without a child. He died during one of the riot in the central Africa region . He was held hostage and slain to death by protesting youths of the region. Before his death we were both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry. When my late husband was alive he made a numbered time (Fixed) deposited for twelve calendar months, valued at Four Million Five Hundred United State Dollars (US$4,500,000.00) with account and pin/code number ESXX0094658005821=. With a security financial firm in Europe. Meanwhile, this money is still with the bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the money or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf Presently, I am with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see that this money is invested and proceed at the end of every year distributing items among charity organization. I want a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth.I took this decision because I know that there are a lot of poor people suffering from different kind of disease and nobody to come to their aid. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank where the funds is deposited and I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of this fund. You will be entitled to 40%.Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here in. Hoping to hearing from you soon. Please contact me through my private email:info_assistance@atlas.cz Yours in Christ, Mrs. Vida Tommy Thompson.


Update: Looks like today is a big Mugu Day. I have recieved several today, all of them more stupid than the last. Read on....

OFFICE OF REVD.FR THOMAS DOUGLAS DIRECTOR SPECIAL DUTIES, UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND WORLD BANK FACT-FINDING & SPECIAL DUTIES OFFICE DAKAR, SENEGAL. TEL: +221 4183317 Email:Revdouglas@mail2world.com

Dear Friend.

I am Revd. Fr. Thomas Douglas, a senior staff with the World Bank fact finding & special duties office. I am writing you this letter based on the fact that cool penny is better than millions of dollars means it's better for one to live and die poor honest man than a rich dishonest one.

I and the Chief security officer (CSO) of this organisation have arranged with an officer in the computer section the person of Engineer Peter Cliff to bring out part of your total pending payment with reference number (LM-05-371) amounting to US$10 million. Why we did this is because according to information gathered from the bank’s security computer, you have been waiting for a long time to receive this payment without success. As I found out that you have almost met all the statutory requirements in respect of your pending payment. The problems you are having is that of interest groups. A lot of people are interested in your payment and those people are merely doing paper works with you and that explains why you receive different kinds of untrue fax and phone messages from different people everyday. Also we found out that some of the officials of the parastatals have been extorting a lot of money from you with the pretext of helping you receive your money. I can assure you this will keep happening if you do not do away with those officers. For security reasons you do not have to tell anybody that your have your payment on the way until the payment gets to you.

The said payment is been arranged in a security-proof box weighing 75kg. In order to get this box shipped to you I and the (CSO) Yesterday went to this four courier companies Dhl, Ems, FedEx and Ups to make arrangements on how to get the box shipped to you by courier, but to no avail the above courier companies all made us to understand that they will have to open the box for inspection by the customs before shipment. This is something we want to avoid because this box is been padded with synthetic nylon and to open it you will have to cut the pad before you will meet the button that you will press to open the dial code-lock. There is no way you can open the box and be able to close it again because it was padded with machine. We told the courier services that the box contained film materials and when open will spoil the materials. we did not declare money because courier does not carry money.

Today a friend of mine who is a diplomat disclosed to me that there is a security courier service company that is specialised in sending diplomatic materials and information from one country to another, which also has diplomatic immunity and consignment such as this cannot be checked by any customs anywhere in the world. I have therefore met the official of the security courier service and concluded shipping arrangement with them, which they will commence as soon as I have your go ahead order. The diplomat who will be bring in this consignment to you is an expert and has been in this line of work for many years now so we have Notting to worry about. After all arrangements we have concluded that you must donate Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars (US$500,000.00) to any charity organisation I designate as soon as you receive your money. To this effect, you will send to us a promissory note for the donation along with your address where you will like the box to be delivered to by the courier. Please maintain topmost secrecy as it may cause a lot of problems if found out that we are using this way to help you. You are advised not to inform anyone about this until you received your money. Am helping you on this because something in me is tells me that you are an honest person. When you conclude this and you send our promise, we will help to ship the final part of your money to you.

May God be with you as i wait for your response Feel free to call me if you will like us to discuses more on this TEL: +221 4183317.

Yours Faithfully
Revd. Fr. Thomas Douglas
Director, Special Duties. UNO/WBF

Dear Friend,

I am Larisa Sosnitskaya and I represent Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky
the former C.E.O of Yukos Oil Company in Russia. I have a very
sensitive and confidential brief from this top (oligarch) to ask for your
partnership in re-profiling funds US$46 Million. I will give the details,
but in summary, the funds are coming via Bank Menatep.
This is a legitimate transaction. You will be paid 20% as your
commison/compensation for your active efforts and contribution to
the success of this transaction.

You can catch more of the story on This website below or you can
watch more of CNN or BBC to get more news about my boss.

http://www.mosnews.com/mn-files/khodorkovsky.shtml

http://www.mbktrial.com/

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3213505.stm

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/stories/2005/04/11/041.html

http://www.nndb.com/people/633/000025558/

If you are interested, please do indicate by providing me with your
confidential telephone number,fax number and email address and
I will provide further details and instructions. Please keep this
confidential as we cannot afford more political problems. Please do
send me your response as soon as possible via my either of my personal .

emails : sosnitskaya3@gawab.com

look forward to it.

Regards,
Larisa Sosnitskaya

Posted by David A at May 25, 2006 11:37 AM
Filed Under 419 Scams | 1424 Words
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