I am going to have some fun with this one:

OFFICE OF REVD.FR THOMAS DOUGLAS
DIRECTOR SPECIAL DUTIES, UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION
IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND
WORLD BANK FACT-FINDING & SPECIAL DUTIES OFFICE
DAKAR, SENEGAL.
TEL: +221 4183317
Email:Revdouglas@katamail.com

Dear Friend.

I am Revd. Fr. Thomas Douglas, a senior staff with the World Bank fact finding &
special duties office. I am writing you this letter based on the fact that cool
penny is better than millions of dollars means it's better for one to live and die
poor honest man than a rich dishonest one.

I and the Chief security officer (CSO) of this organisation have arranged with an
officer in the computer section the person of Engineer Peter Cliff to bring out part
of your total pending payment with reference number (LM-05-371) amounting to US$10
million. Why we did this is because according to information gathered from the
bank?s security computer, you have been waiting for a long time to receive this
payment without success. As I found out that you have almost met all the statutory
requirements in respect of your pending payment. The problems you are having is that
of interest groups. A lot of people are interested in your payment and those people
are merely doing paper works with you and that explains why you receive different
kinds of untrue fax and phone messages from different people everyday. Also we found
out that some of the officials of the parastatals have been extorting a lot of money
from you with the pretext of helping you receive your !
money. I can assure you this will keep happening if you do not do away with those
officers. For security reasons you do not have to tell anybody that your have your
payment on the way until the payment gets to you.

The said payment is been arranged in a security-proof box weighing 75kg. In order to
get this box shipped to you I and the (CSO) Yesterday went to this four courier
companies Dhl, Ems, FedEx and Ups to make arrangements on how to get the box shipped
to you by courier, but to no avail the above courier companies all made us to
understand that they will have to open the box for inspection by the customs before
shipment. This is something we want to avoid because this box is been padded with
synthetic nylon and to open it you will have to cut the pad before you will meet the
button that you will press to open the dial code-lock. There is no way you can open
the box and be able to close it again because it was padded with machine. We told
the courier services that the box contained film materials and when open will spoil
the materials. we did not declare money because courier does not carry money.

Today a friend of mine who is a diplomat disclosed to me that there is a security
courier service company that is specialised in sending diplomatic materials and
information from one country to another, which also has diplomatic immunity and
consignment such as this cannot be checked by any customs anywhere in the world. I
have therefore met with the official of the security courier service and concluded
shipping arrangement with them, which they will commence as soon as I have your go
ahead order. The diplomat who will be bring in this consignment to you is an expert
and has been in this line of work for many years now so we have Notting to worry
about. After all arrangements we have concluded that you must donate Five Hundred
Thousand United States dollars (US$500,000.00) to any charity organisation I
designate as soon as you receive your money. To this effect, you will send to us a
promissory note for the donation along with your address where you wi!
ll like the box to be delivered to by the courier. Please maintain topmost secrecy
as it may cause a lot of problems if found out that we are using this way to help
you. You are advised not to inform anyone about this until you received your money.
Am helping you on this because something in me is tells me that you are an honest
person. When you conclude this and you send our promise, we will help to ship the
final part of your money to you.

May God be with you as i wait for your response Feel free to call me if you will
like us to discuses more on this TEL: +221 4183317.

Yours Faithfully
Revd. Fr. Thomas Douglas
Director, Special Duties. UNO/WBF

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