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October 30, 2005

Paris Hilton, a real CLASS Act!

Mandatory Quarterly Paris Hilton post...

Paris Hilton has reportedly engaged in sex with her new boyfriend in a portable toilet, according to published reports. The hotel heiress is alleged to have got hot and steamy with her new lover in the unlikely love shack at an exclusive Hollywood party.

According to published reports, the pair spent the evening kissing and fondling each other before sneaking into one of the porta-poos to get busy.

For most people, the toilet is the place where they ease their uncontrollable urges by emptying their bladders, but for some, it also comes in handy when they need a release for their pent-up sexual desires.

Hat tip FFOF.

Posted by David A at October 30, 2005 03:27 PM
Filed Under Stupidity | 113 Words

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Geez, that's yucky, even for her. I know I shouldn't feel this way but something about that chick just really makes me mad. She's got tons of money, the opportunity for a great education and the potential to do some good with it. But... nah; she'd rather spend her time being seen as a vacuous twit... I shouldn't be angry about it I guess. I should pity her... maybe, now that I think about it, I do...

Posted by: etherealfire at October 31, 2005 10:48 AM

Ew! That's pretty unhygienic. I don't know, maybe portapotties at exclusive Hollywood parties aren't as gross as the ones I know. Still ... ik!

Posted by: elendil at October 31, 2005 04:40 PM

hehe, I am sure that they probably have special toilet cleaners and all, but the girl seems to regularly redefine "freaky"... Not that I have a problem with that, in general anyway, but Dayum!

Posted by: David Anderson at October 31, 2005 04:59 PM