Newsflash, new Presidential Candidate! Hat Tip John Cole.

Vote for Your Ruler

When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government.

I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule.

This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty.

I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.

-- General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler

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