I have to be careful when reading Sadies Blog. I just blew hot coffee through my nose over this one.. Read the whole thing. It is hillarious!

It seems as if the recent diva posting left more to expound upon, which is rather convenient, since I'm sorely lacking in inspiration elsewhere. Perhaps I should find a mentor, but at any rate, I'm rattling on about the knowledge I accrued in a past life, otherwise known as hell the online dating world. As many know, these services provide surveys, questionaires, and everything short of a rectal thermometer in a vain attempt to "assure a match." One of the more telling aspects of an online dating profile may be found in the set of checkboxes under the "Looking for" or "Interested in" section. Read on for the sadiemasochistic analysis of the possible answers:

1. Interested in Friendship: Either this fellow has a girlfriend and is casually shopping for a replacement, all the while having a convenient excuse to keep his profile online, or he is so damn suave (read: conceited) that women cannot resist his overwhelming masculinity. Either way, it likely points towards bad news. Or gayness.

2. Interested in Play: Definitely married to "frigid" wife, who used to be great in bed. Seriously thinks that he can arrange lunchtime "play sessions" with females in late teens to early twenties. Seriously believes all the women on "adult" dating sites are real. Never realizes that "frigid" wife no longer desires him because he sucks in bed.

3. Interested in Friendship, Play: Probably married. Definitely a pervert. If married, likely looking to talk wife into having a lesbian threesome. If not married, he probably has attachment issues stemming from sluttish mother who recycled several live-in boyfriends during his youth.

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Posted by: sadie at June 23, 2005 12:41 PM