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Karl Rove To America: Suck It:
Let's dispose of this quickly, shall we? When Howard Dean speaks, he's speaking as the chair of the Democratic Party. The Democrats pay him. If Democrats around the nation don't like what Dean says, then they can cease donating to the party. When Dick Durbin speaks, he's representing the people of Illinois, to whom he will be answerable when he's up for re-election. When Karl Rove speaks, he's talking as an official with the White House. The only person he's accountable to is the President, who, as Scott McClellan so dismissingly pointed out, won't ask Rove to apologize. Rove's paid by each and every tax-paying American. He represents all of us.

So when that cock gobbler wants to get his rocks off by jackin' it in front of "hundreds" of slavering lap dogs, ready to lick his scrotum at a moment's notice, and he wants to use that moment of yankin' his crank to declare that liberals are pussies who want American soldiers to die, he may as well add, "Oh, and any of you who disagree with me can suck it. And, hey, thanks for the paycheck." (Which is, more or less, what he said last night on Scarborough Country.)

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