Say it aint so!
I have developed a weird fascination -- bordering on obsession -- with Scott McClellan, the White House's charm-challenged spokesperson. Who would have thought anyone could make Ari Fleischer appear sexy and scintillating?
I'm loath to admit it, but I find myself arranging my schedule
around his regularly scheduled press briefings. And when circumstances
beyond my control force me to be away, I never fail to TiVo him (in
which case, I prefer to watch him alone, late at night, nursing a glass
of bubbly water).
Such is my McClellan fixation, that when I found myself seated at
the same table as his wife at the White House Correspondent's dinner
last month, I felt like the Other Woman running into the Wife.
Scottie was seated on the dais and, of course, I could not take my
eyes off of him. Even when Laura Bush was doing her bestiality joke.
Indeed, especially when Laura Bush was doing her bestiality joke.
But in the interest of transparency, I've finally decided to go
public with my addiction and launch an occasional Checking In With
Scottie series, in which I'll bring you the best of Scottie and link to
my fellow addicts over at First Draft, who've been pioneers in obsessing over Scottie long before HuffPost was born.
Arianna... You can do better girlfriend! LOL!
Posted by David A at June 30, 2005 01:35 AM
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!!!!!
What a weird world I live in.
Posted by: Beck at June 30, 2005 03:40 AM
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