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May 09, 2005

Idiots on The Right!

Newshounds - Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.
At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: "It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Now I have just about heard it all. And these folks call us Moonbats? Well folks, I would rather be a moonbat, than a donkey fucker any day!

Posted by David A at May 9, 2005 03:10 PM
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Well, now we know why Bush was milking a horse......because he didn't have a mule handy!

Posted by: zencomix at May 9, 2005 05:39 PM

Zen, as Suzy pointed out on her blog, this whole homosexual bestiality bullshit is being spouted by folks who are pulling it out of their asses. Anybody who has any clue of what life is like on a farm has heard this one a million times before.

But back to the original post, David, could you point out anyone on the Right who you think I might respect that embraces Mr Donkey Fucker? He's a disgraceful human being (even moreso than I originally thought), regardless of his position in the political spectrum.

Posted by: Boyd at May 9, 2005 07:26 PM

Hehe... Oh no Boyd. I never suspected that you respected this corn flake. Hehe...

Posted by: David at May 9, 2005 08:49 PM