I have not done one of these in a while but this idiot is so stupid. I just had to share. Scroll to the bottom for their original email, my response is in blockquotes, and their latest response is at the top. Apparently they ignored my comments and threat. Such an idiot:

From: phumzile mlambo [phumzile_mlambo16@yahoo.com]
Sent: Sunday, May 29, 2005 12:32 PM
To: David Scott Anderson
Subject: Security Company Information...

Dear Mr. David,

First, excuse me for the lateness of my respond to your email, I was away for some time and just come back yesterday (28/05/05) and now I just see your response to my proposal,I'm sorry one's more for the lateness of my respond to you, though it was so embarrasing, I can see that you are very good and god fearing man, I need your help and encouragement from you, This money might not mean a thing to you, but to me it does and as you can see I'am a mother of TWO children, I want your assistance to me in contacting the security company in lvory coast as my late husband Mr. (Mlambo-Ngcuka) foriegn partner for my late husband deposited this trunk box for a foreign partner as the beneficiary.

I have all the documents concerned signed and sealed by the security company and my late husband as well as the agreement bond for your personal perusal.you are to get the trunk boxs released and i will give you the secret code combination of the lock that will open the trunk box so as to deposit the money in an european bank for further transfer into your account. For your assistance, I am offering you 20% of the principal sum which amounts to US$6,100.000.00 (Six million One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) However, you have to assure me and also be ready to go into agreement with me that you will not elope with my fund.

If you agree to my terms, kindly as a matter of urgency contact the security company in Ivory Coast for the release of the consignment to you and due to my sensitive position in the South African Government, I would not WANT you to call me on phone or send a fax to me. All correspondence must be by my Email address.Please I do not need to remind you of the need for absolute Confidentiality if this transaction must succeed. YOU MUST NOT RESPONSE TO ME! If you do not feel comfortable with this transaction, do not hesitate to discontinue.
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Below is the contact information of the security company where this money is deposited, for you to make enquiries, and find out their requirements for this claim.

Name of company : BRINKS SECURITIES

Name of the director : JEAN DIOMANDE

Company Email : info-brinkssecurities_ci@africamail.com

Tel : + 225 07 48 56 82

Fax : + 225 243 4912

And the registration code for this consignment is (IFO/XXX/BRKS).

I will appreciate it if you contact the sécurity company for enquiries, and bear in mind that the security company does not know the contents of this deposit, my Husband had to tell them that is our family valuable, and during your enquries, please dont disclose the contents of this box. I will be waiting to receive your urgent response. And I thank you so much for finding out your precious time to respond to me, May God bless you.

Best Regard

Mrs.Phumzile Mlambo-Ngcuka,
Minister of Minerals and Energy

P.S.: You don't need to call anybody to confirm this because nobody know about this and that is wy i call it condidential, you can only call the company in Ivory Coast if you wan to confirm the existance of the box in their company.

Why are you lying about this? I just called the Ministers office and they say they have no clue as to what I am talking about. I have forwarded this email to the South African Security forces including your IP address and detailed routing information.

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From: phumzile mlambo [mailto:phumzile_mlambo16@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, April 28, 2005 10:31 AM
To: phumzile_mlambo16@yahoo.com
Subject: Confidential and Urgent

Dearest One,

After due deliberation with my children, I decided to contact you for your assistance in standing as abeneficiary to the sum of US30.5M Thirty Million,Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only)

First, let me start by introducing myself as Mrs.Phumzile Mlambo-Ngcuka, a mother of TWO children and the Minister of Minerals and Energy in South African Government
(17 June 1999) to date under the auspices of the President of South Africa MR THABO MBEKI. You can view my profile at my website:
http://www.info.gov.za/gol/gcis_profile.jsp?id=1047

THE PROPOSAL

After the swearing in ceremony making me the Minister of Minerals and Energy in South African Government (17 June 1999) ,my husband Mr Micheal Mlambo-Ngcuka died
while he was on an official trip to France before his death due to the pressure by the present government to fight against corruption me and my hu! sband decided to transfer the money through express diplomatic courier service to west africa (IVORY COAST)with a security company as family valuables worth the amount of $1million.through the help of his friend the former head of state to ivory coast(LATE GENERAL GUEI ROBERT)But the fact is that the trunk box contains $30.5 million usd in $100 bills because there was no
way we could have bank transfered the money because of our position in the government. This fund emanated as a result of an over-invoiced contract which he executed with the Government of South Africa. Though I assisted him in getting this contract but I never knew that it was over-invoiced by him. I want your assistance to me in contacting the security company in lvory coast as my late husband foriegn partner for my late husband deposited this trunk box for a foreign partner as the beneficiary was open.i have all the
documents concerned signed and sealed by the security company and my late husband as well ! as the agreement bond for your personal perusal.you are to get the trunk box released a! nd i will give you the secret code combination of the lock that will open the trunk box so as to deposit the money in an european bank for further transfer into your account.

SHARING PERCENTAGE

For your assistance, I am offering you 20% of the principal sum which amounts to US$6,100.000.00 (Six million One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) However, you have to assure me and also be ready to go into agreement with me that you will not elope with my fund.

If you agree to my terms, kindly as a matter of urgency send me an email. Due to my sensitive position in the South African Government, I would not WANT you to call me on phone or send a fax to me. All correspondence must be by above Email address.

Please I do not need to remind you of the need for absolute Confidentiality if this transaction must succeed. YOU MUST NOT RESPONSE TO ME! If you do not feel co! mforta! ble with this transaction, do not hesitate to discontinue.for l wait your readiness
response in handling this transaction to enable me send you details of the security company .
Thanks for your anticipated co-operation and my regards to your family,

Yours faithfully,

Mrs.Phumzile Mlambo-Ngcuka,
Minister of Minerals and Energy.

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