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November 03, 2004
Anger Management

I am in need of a good Anger Management Class!
Todays Blog Review from that Noted Blog Critic, The Anti-Social Bitch

David, as far as I'm concerned you're a popularity slut who will whore yourself for a link. You don't even appear to care about the quality of the sites that link to you so long as you get that link.

So lets see Donna, which of the 431 Blogs that link to me do you question the quality of, and what exactly are your qualifications to judge those blogs. I am sure they would be interested in the critique of the Blog Mama herself!

I've seen you plead in other people's comments for links. I've seen you bitch because someone didn't trackback you properly.

Well gee whilikers Donna, I did not know you read my blog that much to note such things. But lets look at it for a moment. I have been told I am one of the most generous linkers in the blogsphere, even linked to you a few times when you actually had something interesting to say. But HEY if it makes you feel good, guilty as charged. I had a strategy for growing my blog, it worked. I built my blog much like I have built my business, by establishing contacts and contributing in a constructive way to the blogsphere. The result, the aforementioned 431 links 2500-4000 hits a day.

Interesting that you would be so obsessed with me that you would go read someone else's comments to see where I am, "pleading." As for the trackback thing. I have seen instructions on proper trackbacks on many blogs including one that you seem to have a lot more respect for, so are they a link whoring slut too, or is that honor reserved only for me? In fact, the TLB, which you seem obsessed with condemning, I discovered through your site, but I guess that was before you decided that purest bloggers did not care about ratings.

Most successful blogs and even some that are not so successful have trackback policies and enforce them, but then you probably wouldn’t know that being a hobby Blogger and all... But then again I still have a very SNIPEY email from you Bitching... That is the word right, about me posting a whole post of yours in a trackback, before I learned the ropes. But again, that was before you became a Born Again Blogger and expert on Blog Etiquette right? I am sure you really dont give a shit how or even if someone does a trackback to one of your post today, right? Maybe that would be more convincing if you just removed trackback from your post Donna, ya think?

It's all about links for you. And you don't even seem to get how crass and tasteless that is.

How crass and tasteless is it? Why don’t you tell me. Educate me, I am dying to know. And while you are at it, why don’t you write a book, I am sure all the other Bloggers who cultivate linking and use trackbacks as part of a strategy to build their Blogs and to get the word out on a particular post would love to hear your opinion on it!

You think you're being open minded when in actuality you come across as needful and pleading to be liked.

Its called Anti-Bitch syndrome Donna, not all of us take pride in being bitches or assholes

you know. But you certainly have excelled at it. So you just keep doing
what you are doing, because in my opinion you are the premier anti
social person, and certainly the biggest bitch in the blogsphere!
Congrats, button for your blog forthcoming! As for being needy and
pleading to be liked. I don't know. I would imagine that one would need
to speak to a psychoanalyst for that kind of diagnosis? What was your
job again... SIM champion and housewife? Forgive me if I
don’t go rushing out to find Sigmund Freud. I do find it somewhat
ironic as sometime back when I had my sexiest blogger thread, you were
the first person to submit a picture. So it strikes me that the desire to be liked thing must not be all that bad hmmmm...

I find the whole thing sad. I delinked you because of all of that. But mostly I delinked you because I refuse to associate myself with a person I can't find any respect for. It's too bad you'll never understand what I'm saying here.

And I tell ya, I am all broken up about it. I mean it's like the first time you delinked me, when I was having a blog fight with a friend of yours... I was really trashed then, almost drove me to drink. Confused the hell out of me too, since the argument really had nothing to do with you until you decided to insert yourself in it. To be honest it was a long time before I even realized that you had put me back on your blog roll. And for someone who makes such a big deal of trying to downplay things, you sure act like it is some kind of honor tantamount to Knighthood to make it onto your primary blogroll! Sorry to dissapoint, but making your blogroll was never and is not at the or near the top of my list of priorities. I know this must come as a shock to you. And now to discover that you have delinked me again, combine that with the election results and I may need to stand out in my back yard with an iron rod in a lightning storm! NOT... I mean I am sure you must think it is the most aweful and humiliating thing in the world to be delinked by ASB! And I am sure if I dig deep enough I can find an impact... I mean my page views had to have gone down by what.... three a month as a result! I mean that hurts!

But you are right, indeed it is sad Donna. Because to be honest, until you decided you were going to be my judge and jury, and started your snide little attacks on me on your blog, I never said a bad word about you. I frequently commented on your blog, and as I said, linked you when I found something interesting or funny.

Since you have been playing psychoanalyst with me, I will take a small liberty here and do you the same honor. What I find sad is that you have this obsession with other people's lives. You are a person who is obsessed with meddling in the lives of others and manipulating them. You have a god complex and feel like you are somehow entitled to pass judgment on others. You are also an angry person, anyone who reads your blog can tell that. Your superiority/inferiority complex comes out almost daily as you rant about something or someone or another that you hate.

Well I hate to tell you this, but the sad thing is few people really care. Maybe the really NEEDY people do, but you see that is the proof that your diagnosis of yours truly is wrong. Because I really don’t give a shit what you think. I am responding to this for one reason only, to let you know that. You are so fast to criticize but rarely extend yourself. I am not going to go into details here because you know what I mean.

I lost respect for you a LONG time ago, but I was not so arrogant as to think it mattered to you. That is perhaps the biggest difference between you and I. And it's too bad YOU will never understand what I am saying here. Now please go back to your SIMS, your knitting, your cats, your casseroles, whatever, because REALLY, and I know this will come as a surprise, it isn’t all about YOU.

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Posted by David A at November 3, 2004 12:11 PM
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